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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're born in the suit,
01:03you're in our way.
01:04You born in the suit that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08You're in our way.
01:23You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go
01:55You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:08When she met driver
02:12Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:24You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28Good if you want to play me
02:30Well, come on, flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:32I'll do the fight
02:33We're having a lot of games tonight
02:35We're having a lot of games tonight
02:37I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:39I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree, a darker hill, it's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:14You're washed up and relevant, I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light, you're sta-
03:34You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:39You say you're scarier, and most people do
03:43You say the real world, honey, I know
03:46In spite of everything, I guess there's just no city to
03:50Nice try, knock it out of the way
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see you, you wanna be you, you wanna be
04:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
04:06Nice try, get out of the way
04:09You're in our way
04:22Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:32You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, maybe go be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that weird
04:47Whatever you need, Captain
04:49Hey Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated and nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:19Thanks guys
05:19Mm-hmm
05:20Mmm
05:21Mm-hmm
05:22Mm-hmm
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat their ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman?
08:10Sure.
08:11Mr. Landlord?
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:18No, you go here.
09:22You stay home.
09:25It's the one.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:36He's okay.
10:39Stay right here.
10:52Oh, shit, Rose.
10:59You think you're okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:14It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:23It's you.
11:26It's you.
11:27It's you.
11:29Are you okay?
11:30Oh, Jesus Christ.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold on.
12:01Oh, God.
12:04Oh, God.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, London.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:07We're away.
13:23I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet, uh...
13:56I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Runs medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:20Go fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:24Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already
14:54a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rozenov, chosen as
15:08his country's captain.
15:20All in there.
15:23What's up, motherfucker?
15:24What's up?
15:24All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fanny.
15:42Be nice, they fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Fanny.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'm fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this
16:35and be like, hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please.
18:12Go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22What?
18:23Fuck.
18:37You need to meet your brother.
18:38Yeah, my brother.
18:41You need to meet your brother.
18:52Yes, my brother.
18:56You won't.
18:58You won't.
18:59In London.
19:01In London.
19:02And he's still a joke.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05You're not sad?
19:06I'm not sad, Otec.
19:07Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American league.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to be honest, the hope you showed up in childhood.
19:20I'm playing better than when I was.
19:23Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is played.
19:26It's played?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it played?
19:31You, captain, you make them played.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42Who did you do it?
19:46Your mother?
19:47Your mother?
19:47She doesn't do it.
19:53She doesn't do it.
19:54No, Otec.
19:56Mom died.
20:00You remember her?
20:02You remember her?
20:03I was in your case.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17I'm sure.
20:18We need to go.
20:20We'll be at the dinner table.
20:24We'll be able to meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30Are you ready?
20:31Go ahead.
20:33Of course, I'm always very afraid.
20:36And everything is always up to the military.
20:38What's with the President?
20:39What did he do with you?
20:40He didn't have a form.
20:42He left his stomach.
20:44He needs to rest.
20:46He has a job in the United States.
20:49He's good.
20:50He's too good.
20:52He's too good.
20:54This is a problem with leadership.
20:56This is always a problem with leadership.
20:59He's too good.
21:02He's too good.
21:04He's too bad.
21:05I'm too bad.
21:07He's too bad.
21:09He's too bad.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we're winning, пап.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar.
21:18He needs to be more than one.
21:22Look how she's got him.
21:25From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if you'd remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33Did you know something interesting?
21:38Maybe I don't need to drink.
21:52It's been a while, а I...
21:57It's been a long time, Sasha.
22:04I think you played well.
22:07I will say thank you, but I know that you are not looking for any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:14you should avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you for me.
22:19When I'm sure it's worth it, I blame you for me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't mean to you.
22:25It doesn't mean to me.
22:27Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And blame on these crazy games,
22:39when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:44Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think in this year you'll be able to win this year.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Midka is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:03No.
23:07It's a bad thing.
23:09It's a bad thing.
23:11You've been to a team.
23:12Well, you've been to some point.
23:15It's a bad thing.
23:16You should be able to see anyone in the West.
23:19Chicago, not that before.
23:21In the final, most likely, will be San Francisco.
23:24And they are good, but too young.
23:28So you will win the Coupe Xenia for a year earlier than I did.
23:36No, thank you. I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you need to look ideal.
23:41You always look ideal.
23:42You are good.
23:44But you need to meet again.
23:48We'll meet in Boston.
23:50Bye.
23:59Well, how are you, Sasha?
24:04There is great.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs with your head.
24:13And girls, it is just a pretty weird.
24:18And boys...
24:20Well, you saw a French boy?
24:25Right, Ilia?
24:32Oh my God, I don't have anything.
24:37You don't have a cocaine, don't lie, don't flirt at all.
24:45What's your answer?
24:50Rаньше, тебе он веселее.
24:56I'll miss you.
25:09I'll miss you.
25:09Here? Seriously?
25:12The danger was earlier. If you remember me, you're not mistaken.
25:22We're already dead, Sasha.
25:26Yes.
25:28It's true.
25:33It's a crime.
25:34Okay.
25:36Let's go somewhere else.
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:51I'll find a wedding.
25:54Okay.
26:24What happens here?
26:26Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to give away.
26:34Oh my God.
26:35Thank you so much.
26:36Thank you for having me.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just make that up.
26:43Oh, Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45You can barely grow one.
26:46Fuck you, Hollander.
26:47You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no.
26:48Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Come on.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop.
26:55Boys.
26:55It's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozanov wants this bad.
27:03Rozanov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic birth.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a chair, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:22Praise the fuck.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But, he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all ender.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Rochelle.
28:49And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosanoff.
28:57Ah.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots he ends and off his lead.
29:13He's too many people.
29:19He's too many people.
29:22He's too many people.
29:25The captain had a buck in the face of the world.
29:29He is the next American man.
29:31He's too many people.
29:32He's kind of n получены.
29:33He's too many people.
29:37Wow, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
30:00But the most important thing...
30:02is the friends we make along the way.
30:07Hey, before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award
30:31for most sportsmanlike player
30:32goes to...
31:16Well...
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then
31:29it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you.
31:44You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:58I want you to suck my dick.
32:16I want you to suck my filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick.
32:19You will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:31Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring
32:58party after.
33:01And then, when you have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room and I will
33:08maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win.
34:11Good luck coming.
34:13Good luck coming.
34:35Good luck.
34:36Good luck.
34:40Good luck.
34:44Good luck.
34:46Good luck.
34:46Good luck.
34:47Good luck.
34:47Good luck.
34:49Good luck.
34:49Good luck.
34:50Good luck.
34:51Good luck.
34:51Good luck.
34:52Good luck.
34:52Good luck.
34:53Good luck.
34:53Good luck.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:49What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show up for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53Where is your reward?
36:55No.
36:56No.
36:57No.
37:00No.
37:01No.
37:02No.
37:04No.
37:06No.
37:06No.
37:06No.
37:08No.
37:09No.
37:25No.
37:34No.
37:35the cop. You fucking asshole. I can barely describe it. Oh my god. All in there.
37:55Fuck.
38:03Fuck. Are you gonna fuck me? We will see. I need. What? You know. Tell me. You.
38:25I need you.
39:02Okay.
39:06Fuck.
39:08Fuck.
39:10Fuck.
39:20Fuck.
39:22Fuck.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:57Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, you too, I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:02Let's go.
41:04Bye.
41:11Bye.
41:14Bye.
41:20Bye.
41:22Bye.
41:24Bye.
41:29Bye.
41:30Bye.
41:30Let's go.
42:04Let's go.
42:31Let's go.
43:00Let's go.
43:30Let's go.
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