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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone,
00:22because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29My dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in the air.
01:01You balling feet up,
01:03super,
01:04you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Queroz forever.
01:11Queroz forever.
01:16Queroz forever.
01:19Queroz forever.
01:27Queroz forever.
01:30Let's go!
01:58A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:08When she met Trevor
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:18Get lost forever
02:20You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:27Good God
02:29Close it off line back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Come on over the box
02:33We're having a lot of games
02:35We're having a lot of games
02:37I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:38I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:40Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know
02:53I know
02:54You're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree
03:00A darkly hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind
03:05It bites
03:07You say
03:09You're lost to seek
03:11You call the power and you lie
03:13You're washed up irrelevant
03:18You're standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:24You're standing in my light
03:25You're standing in my light
03:38You're sta-
03:40I know
03:41I know
03:41Most people do
03:43This is the real world
03:44I'm here
03:46In spite of everything
03:48I guess there's just no hidden door
03:50Nice try
03:52Now get out the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya
03:59You wanna be ya
04:00You wanna be ya
04:02Ya ya ya ya ya ya
04:06Nice try
04:08Get out the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Manny, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week,
05:13and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what you had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:21Thanks, guys.
05:26Bye.
05:49Toby
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11:13It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's so okay.
11:30It's alright.
11:44Come on.
11:52Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold her.
12:03What the hell?
12:13Oh, God.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32Hey, we'll shower now, okay?
12:44Stay in the night.
12:57You killed me, Linder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:14It's you.
13:18It's you.
13:22It's you.
13:23It's you.
13:24I should go.
13:26It's you.
13:33So, obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Mmm.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up before I am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Bronze medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:26Mm-hmm.
14:37Bye.
14:45Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top
14:54story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:55What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:00A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's
15:08captain.
15:35All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:38Boys.
15:39Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:40Be nice, Vani.
15:41Be nice to you.
15:42You fucking lost Latvia.
15:43I mean, did you see that game?
15:44Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:47Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:49Uh, I don't know.
15:50Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:52I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:54Uh-uh.
15:55See what I say this year, baby. We're fucking coming for you.
15:57Okay.
15:57Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vani. Don't even stress.
15:59Oh, good one.
16:00Yeah.
16:03Does your room have that smell?
16:05Yes, yes it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:10Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:11The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:13Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
16:15My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17Train together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for him.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:31I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35Hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:40Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:15Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:49I saw you up here.
17:50I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:57We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:08Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:16No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:21Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:36You should be a good friend.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41The minister wants to meet you at night.
18:45It's been a good time.
18:48It's been a good time.
18:49It's been an honor to me.
18:51And after yesterday, you won't win...
18:57...Latvian.
18:59...Latvian.
19:00And he's still playing.
19:02How did you do that?
19:04Is it not sad to you?
19:05Not sad to you, Otec.
19:07Well, not so.
19:08They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:11This is not a game, it's a game.
19:13It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to prove the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:19Now I'm playing better than when I was.
19:22Our team was injured.
19:24Our team was injured.
19:25The team was injured.
19:25Is injured?
19:26What is this American absurd?
19:28What is it?
19:30You, captain, you make them injured.
19:33You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:41Who is it to you?
19:45Your mother?
19:47She can't do this.
19:52No, Otec.
19:55Mom died.
19:59Mom died.
20:00You remember her?
20:02Mom died.
20:04I was in your head.
20:05You remember her?
20:07Where's Polina?
20:08Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:11Of course.
20:16No, we need to go.
20:19We need to go to the middle of the night.
20:23We need to go to the night.
20:24We need to meet the minister.
20:28Yes, ready?
20:30Let's go.
20:33Of course, I'm always the same.
20:35And everything is always on the altar.
20:37But what do you do with him?
20:39No, he wasn't in the form.
20:41But Kochev, Kochev, Tome is staying.
20:43He needs to be отдыхed.
20:45He has a prize for the United States.
20:47He has to pay for it.
20:49Good, good, good.
20:51It's horrible.
20:53It's a problem with leadership.
20:55It's always a problem.
20:57Leadership.
21:04I'm too much talking about.
21:07You're my angel.
21:08You're too much talking about.
21:10Especially when it's about hockey.
21:13Only when we win, Dad.
21:15I'm going to go to bar.
21:17He needs to be one cup.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:24From the same time.
21:26I'm an angel.
21:27It would be good if I remember this.
21:30I want to drink.
21:32No, I'll have something interesting.
21:51You're not lasting long.
21:57Long since?
21:57Ever since, Sasha.
22:04I think you played poorly.
22:06I will say no thanks, but I know you haven't seen any other games.
22:10To whoever the entire life was a son of a trainer for hockey,
22:13you were afraid of this to avoid.
22:14What do you want to do with me?
22:16I sometimes blame myself.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I blame myself.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter?
22:26Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:28Your father is a fool, who will kill you in any case.
22:31You have to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:35And blame on these crazy games,
22:38when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:42The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:45But New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:49I think you will win this year in Montreal.
22:52This year?
22:53Yes, this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
22:59Why do you know everything?
23:01An extra sense.
23:03With traumatized brothers, you can't see you.
23:06As you with the team, it was pretty good.
23:10Listen.
23:12You can win this year in the West.
23:14You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:18Chicago...
23:19Not that long.
23:20In the end, they'll probably be in San Francisco.
23:24They're good.
23:25But too young.
23:27You're too young.
23:28You can win this year in the West.
23:29You can win this year in the West.
23:35I'll take my hand to my dad.
23:36No, thank you.
23:36I'm going to sleep tomorrow.
23:39You need to be perfect.
23:40You're perfect.
23:42You're perfect.
23:43But you need to be more confident.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:50Bye.
23:56Well, what?
23:59How about Paris, Sasha?
24:02Oh, it's cool.
24:05I just love this place.
24:09Clubs?
24:11It's my head.
24:13Guys.
24:14It's just nice.
24:17And boys?
24:20Well...
24:21You've seen French boys?
24:24Yeah, Ilya?
24:31You were so glad.
24:32My God, that's nothing.
24:36I don't see you, Peggy.
24:40You don't care, Peggy.
24:43You don't think you're Vince.
24:49You don't listen to me.
24:55I can't remember.
25:07Remember.
25:08Here? Seriously?
25:12The danger was to you.
25:16If you remember, you don't know me.
25:17Don't be afraid.
25:21We're the children, Sash.
25:25Yes, that's right.
25:32Stop it.
25:34Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:39No.
25:49Okay.
25:51Okay.
25:52I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:03I'll go.
26:06I'm happy to see you.
26:24Captain's here.
26:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:29Just put them down.
26:29What am I supposed to do?
26:31I don't know.
26:31My mom told me to get away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:38Okay, playoffs are over.
26:39You cannot keep the beer.
26:40That's not a rule.
26:41You just made that up.
26:42Hollander, is that a rule?
26:43Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish in red.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:52In Boston, where the Raiders have a chance to end it all on home ice.
26:56Turn it up.
26:56It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
26:59As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:02Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians.
27:08Seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:10He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:27That was yesterday.
27:28That was before.
27:29Now, I only need one thing.
27:33I need to win.
27:38Here.
27:39At home.
27:40Tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:46But I want to hear our fans.
27:48I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
27:59I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:06Because this is our fucking night.
28:10This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:27I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But he's very good at hockey.
28:39The best, probably.
28:40Eh, nah.
28:41You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:43Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:44Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:48Now that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:53What a comeback story this year for Ilya Rosanoff.
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in block shots.
29:01Two shots against and obviously the Cardinals.
29:06Legend of LeBron!
29:09LeBron!
29:12LeBron!
29:15LeBron!
29:27LeBron!
29:28Obviously the first.
29:30I'm literally hungry as fuck.
29:36Well, nice watch.
29:38I gave this to you for free.
29:39Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:40Five seconds.
29:41Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:45And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:48I was busy.
29:49Was who?
29:50Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:01Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award,
30:08can I get a selfie with you?
30:10What?
30:11Come on.
30:12When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:23Great.
30:24Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:26No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player
30:32goes to...
30:46I'll text them to you.
30:47I'll text them to you.
30:47I'll text them to you.
30:48I'll text them to you.
30:48I'll text them to you.
30:48I'll text them to you.
30:49I'll text them to you.
30:50I'll text them to you.
30:50I'll text them to you.
30:50I'll text them to you.
30:51I'll text them to you.
30:51I'll text them to you.
30:51I'll text them to you.
30:51I'll text them to you.
30:51I'll text them to you.
30:51I'll text them to you.
30:53I'll text them to you.
30:54I'll text them to you.
30:54I'll text them to you.
30:55I'll text them to you.
31:01I'll text them to you.
31:16Well, what, what the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:21You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:25You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:28and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:31So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:36Well?
31:40I want you to suck my dick.
31:42Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:44You suck my dick.
31:45I want you to suck my dick.
31:59I want you to suck my dick.
32:15on the bathroom floor and suck your dick.
32:18You will have to ask nicer than that.
32:23Please get on your knees
32:26on this filthy bathroom floor
32:29and suck my dick, please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:49No.
32:52We'll go back to our seats,
32:54watch the rest of this boring show,
32:56and then go to boring party after.
33:00And then, women, I've been waiting all night.
33:04You'll come back to my hotel room,
33:06and I will maybe, maybe do more
33:10than just suck your dick.
33:14When did your English get so good?
33:18I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:21Really?
33:23No. The New Yorker is boring.
33:27My dad loves it.
33:29I don't know.
33:31So being boring is, is genetic.
33:34Wow.
33:35Genetic.
33:41Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you,
33:46fuck you, whatever you want.
33:51And if you win?
34:09Good luck to me.
34:24I'm going to be in this position.
34:30I'm going to need you to line up, especially since you're in Alaska.
34:35I'll draw the line.
34:57Congratulations.
35:00Now take off your clothes.
35:03You're such an asshole.
35:48What?
35:52Just a lot of windows.
36:15Good.
36:17Now get on the bed.
36:25This is a good hotel.
36:27Very nice vodka.
36:29It's hard to find in America.
36:31Okay.
36:35Touch yourself.
36:36What?
36:37Show off for me.
36:38I want to watch you.
36:39You what?
36:40It's my special day, Hollander.
36:42I want to watch.
36:43I've never.
36:45No shit.
36:46Fuck you.
36:48Give me some vodka at least.
36:49No, no, no.
36:50Vodka is for after.
36:52It's your reward.
37:18No, no, no.
37:19Vodka is for after.
37:34It's my first time.
37:36I'm not going to have to be after.
37:37I have to try.
37:39I need you.
37:39I need you.
37:39I need you.
37:39I need you.
37:44I need you.
37:53Fuck.
38:03Are you gonna fuck me?
38:05We will see.
38:09I need...
38:12What?
38:13You know.
38:14Tell me.
38:18You.
38:24I need you.
38:44You.
38:56You.
39:04I need you.
39:25So Russia this year was something else.
39:33It's intense there.
39:40So are you heading back soon?
39:43Back.
39:45To Russia for the summit?
39:48Oh, yes.
39:55Why?
39:58What do you mean, why?
40:01Do you have to?
40:04There is no have to.
40:05It's, it's home.
40:08Yeah, but I don't know, is it safe?
40:14What do you mean, safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:20Do you, do you even like it there?
40:28What difference does it make?
40:31A pretty big one, I think.
40:39I need to sleep.
40:43Oh, yeah, me too, I should have.
40:55So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
42:16Fuck.
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