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The Office US S09E21 Livin The Dream Cut 1 H 264
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01:01This does.
01:03It's the only thing that matters.
01:06We had some really nice days together.
01:08Mm-hmm.
01:10Nice morning, too.
01:11Beasley.
01:11Oh, my God.
01:17Hey.
01:18Which tie makes me look like a guy who likes sofas?
01:21My agent's putting me up for a furniture commercial.
01:23Ah, definitely blue.
01:26Totally, right?
01:29So, big tuna, what's up?
01:32Back in the small pond.
01:33For now.
01:34Yeah, yeah.
01:34I was just spreading myself way too thin.
01:37Thin-sliced tuna.
01:38Carpaccio.
01:39Go on.
01:40Uh, well, it took me a while, but I finally realized that I can't give 100% to two things
01:46at once, you know?
01:47Yeah.
01:48Tell me about it.
01:49I've been trying to act and manage this branch.
01:52Half the time, I don't know if I'm wearing my stage makeup or my work makeup.
01:56Huh.
01:57Well, you know, you can't have everything, so you've got to ask yourself what makes you
02:00the happiest.
02:02Just go all in for what's most important.
02:04That's my new thing.
02:20Is everything okay?
02:22No.
02:23Everything is not okay.
02:27The county took my cats.
02:29Wait, all of them?
02:30To Saxworth.
02:33Apparently, my apartment complex has rules about how many pets are too many for a studio.
02:40And while I was out picking Philip up from daycare, they came.
02:47They came into my house.
02:50That's awful, Angela.
02:51I'm so sorry.
02:52It's the that lives downstairs.
02:54She's this uptight, judgmental shrew.
02:57You know the type.
02:59I've never met anyone like that.
03:03I'm your God.
03:06And I have no one left.
03:10Without my cats, I am utterly and completely alone.
03:17Angela, you still have your son.
03:19I guess.
03:22Attention, everyone.
03:23May I have your attention?
03:24There are four new deadly weapons in this office.
03:29Basher, Thrasher, Crasher, and...
03:33Smasher.
03:34Smasher?
03:34No.
03:35Where'd you get that?
03:35Fireball!
03:37Cut!
03:39This morning, after hours of combat with some of the city's best teenagers, I earned my black belt in...
03:43Gojo crew.
03:44Martial arts.
03:46I had to find a new dojo after Sensei Ira and I parted ways.
03:50My new sensei, Sensei Billy, thought I had more than enough training to take the test.
03:54Turns out, Sensei Ira was a bit of a shyster.
03:57Sensei Billy says most students don't spend $150,000 over 20 years to get their black belt.
04:07I would like to invite you all to my black belt ceremony right here in the office at lunch.
04:13Lunch not provided.
04:22Fireball!
04:23Yeah!
04:25That's how it's done.
04:27That's pretty good.
04:28I feel safe.
04:37Aaron, is Andy in?
04:41Oh, is Andy in?
04:43Sorry, I thought you said is Indian.
04:45And I was like, is Indian what?
04:49Is Indian food good?
04:50Is Indian jewelry pretty?
04:52Is Indian hair an expensive kind of wig?
04:55Yes, to all three, by the way.
04:56Lately, I've been having a lot of trouble keeping track of Andy's calendar.
05:00His student film audition schedule is crazy hectic because the Lackawanna College Film
05:05of Fest Destiny is coming up.
05:07And it's like Andy says.
05:08What do you expect?
05:09It's super hecked around Film of Fest Dest.
05:14I'm so glad I dumped him.
05:16Yes, there's Andy.
05:18Andy is in.
05:18I'm a good receptionist.
05:19I know he's in.
05:20David Walrus in his native habitat.
05:24Hey, Andy.
05:24Can we go in your office and talk?
05:26Yeah.
05:26This isn't going to be an easy conversation.
05:29I told Andy that he was on very thin ice when he snuck away for three months to the Caribbean.
05:34Then last week, he used company money to buy a top-of-the-line photo printer.
05:38In his words, the kind that's good for headshots.
05:42And yesterday, he asked me to pay for cheek implants.
05:45Claims it's going to boost office morale.
05:47Now, he's a good guy.
05:49But honestly, at a certain point, the ice gets too thin.
05:53And you fall through.
05:56And that is when you get fired.
06:02Andy.
06:02I'm going to stop you right there.
06:05David, this documentary is going to air in two weeks.
06:08I feel like it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to pursue my dream.
06:11And I've finally found the courage to do it.
06:14It's actually kind of heroic when I think about it.
06:17Uh-huh.
06:18But every minute that I spend here is time not spent making audition videos for reality dating, cooking, or singing
06:25shows.
06:26I'm not supposed to be the guy who's sitting in my office all day writing nasty comments about American Idol
06:31contestants.
06:32I'm supposed to be the guy they're writing nasty comments about.
06:37I got a real shot here.
06:39And I'll never be able to forgive myself if I blew it because I was too focused on my stupid
06:44paper company job.
06:46No offense.
06:47So you think you've been too focused on your job?
06:49At my last headshot sitting, I was so distracted, wondering what I was missing at work,
06:54that I came across totally manic.
06:55And I was going for zany.
07:00So you want to quit Dunder Mifflin to pursue acting?
07:04Well, no, actually.
07:06I see no reason to limit myself to just acting.
07:10I am pursuing fame of any kind.
07:13Could be singing.
07:15Could be dancing.
07:16I don't, it's just, I owe it to myself and my future fans.
07:23Well, I guess I can't stand in the way of a man's dream.
07:27And it seems like you have the gift.
07:32Thank you, David.
07:35There's probably no way I can talk you into staying at this point, huh?
07:38Nope.
07:38I've made up my mind.
07:40I'm really sorry.
07:41Well, good luck.
07:42Hey.
07:44Not going to need it.
07:46Okay.
07:54Well, that kind of worked out.
07:57I think just about anybody can be a star.
08:00My postman, the night janitor here.
08:02But Andy, no, definitely not.
08:05Charisma black hole.
08:07Andy can't make a living as an actor.
08:09He's not tough enough.
08:11He should work in a bookstore or be one of those men that's a nurse.
08:16Andy could make it.
08:17Who knows?
08:18He could be that fool in a commercial that gets spaghetti and meatballs all over himself
08:22and his wife shakes her head and gets out the tide.
08:25They could also get somebody else.
08:32Oh, Clark.
08:35I'm actually here today.
08:37Surprise.
08:37So I was wondering if maybe I could have my desk back.
08:40Right.
08:40Yeah, but, you know, I've actually been working pretty hard here on a daily basis, so I kind
08:46of feel like I've earned this.
08:48I mean, you know...
08:48Totally have.
08:49You have earned it.
08:50But maybe I could be with my wife.
08:53That's kind of the whole reason why I'm here.
08:54Right.
08:55Well, I'm here to sell paper.
08:58Burn.
09:00Wow.
09:04All right, Jim, look.
09:05I just got made junior salesman, right?
09:07And Wallace is here today, and I don't want him to just think of me as a customer service
09:12rep that sits in the Annex.
09:13I mean, you can get that, right?
09:15Right?
09:16And what do you need more face time with Wallace for?
09:18You trying to get a second job here?
09:23It's okay.
09:24You can sit in the Annex.
09:26What?
09:27I'll come visit you.
09:32Okay.
09:33The Annex it is.
09:35I'll be sitting at your desk, if that's okay with you.
09:38It's fine with me.
09:39Have fun.
09:40But be careful.
09:41It is very easy to get lost in Pete's beautiful dead eyes.
09:47Everyone, a little breaking news for you.
09:51Just had a little chat with David Wallace, and I'm taking a leave of absence from Dunder
09:56Mifflin forever.
09:58Can't say we didn't see it coming, but it's a sad day when anybody is fired, and we're
10:03so sorry, Andy.
10:04Uh, uh, uh, uh, Andy was not fired.
10:06I wasn't fired.
10:07What are you talking about?
10:09I'm fired up.
10:12Yes.
10:13Guys, I'm leaving to pursue my lifelong dream of being famous.
10:18Oh, Andy.
10:20Uh-oh.
10:21Yeah, so, I'll see you on the red carpet!
10:24Oh, Andy.
10:27Because, yeah, that's how it works.
10:30Andy sings beautifully, and he's really good at dancing.
10:34He's a good speaker, but there's just something there you don't want to look at.
10:43Hey, how am I doing as your deskmate, by the way?
10:45You probably miss Clark.
10:48Yeah, a little bit.
10:50Oh, wow, but, um...
10:52Oh, no, no, no.
10:53No, no.
10:54It's cool.
10:55I get it.
10:55It's cool, man.
10:56I'm sure, uh, you and I will have our own thing.
11:00Yeah.
11:01Definitely.
11:02Go Phillies, right?
11:04You don't watch baseball.
11:06Keep forgetting that.
11:08I just think you're going into this a little fast.
11:11I'm 38, Daryl.
11:12How much slower should I go?
11:13Show business is cold.
11:15Let's say you get a job, which you probably won't.
11:18They're not going to cut you any slack.
11:20You're meant for a job with lots and lots of slack.
11:24All right.
11:25I get it.
11:27The male is a funny species.
11:31We don't just tell each other how we feel.
11:33That's chick stuff.
11:35So instead of saying,
11:36Hey, Andy, I love you, man.
11:39I don't want you to leave.
11:40You say something like,
11:44Hey, Andy, you're making the worst mistake of your life.
11:46You're not talented.
11:48Well,
11:51right back at you, Daryl.
12:00I'm going to miss you, too.
12:06Andy's from the generation that thinks they should all be famous.
12:09What happened to the generation that knew you shut up,
12:12did your work,
12:13and died quietly from a heart attack?
12:15Could Andy make it as an entertainer?
12:18I don't know.
12:19You know who's really funny?
12:21This bird in the park that can't fly right.
12:24I pay to see him.
12:26But I don't have to,
12:28because the park is free.
12:31He would be a great guest for a barbecue or a beach party.
12:35I don't think he could get much bigger than that, though.
12:39He could be a clown.
12:41At kids' parties.
12:43Have you seen the clowns these days?
12:46They don't make me laugh
12:47the way clowns did when I was a kid.
12:54I will now perform the ceremonial changing of the belts.
12:57He will now perform the ceremonial changing of the belts.
13:00It's not a large room.
13:02I think they heard me.
13:03Take my belt, master.
13:04I now submit to you every part of myself.
13:08That's really okay.
13:08I'm mostly focused on the belt here.
13:11Just slip it off my...
13:12Slip it off my hips.
13:14Take a step back.
13:16Take a step back.
13:18Bowman.
13:21Okay, okay.
13:22I can't do this if you're going to be thrusting like that, okay?
13:26I think I'm going to have to cut this off.
13:30He will now perform the ceremonial cutting off of the belt.
13:34Oh.
13:41Dwight has been practicing karate for years.
13:45When we were dating, I would help him with his strength training.
13:48He would strap me to his chest in a baby Bjorn made for fat children
13:54and do lunges across the farm.
13:58I felt like I was flying.
14:00There it is.
14:03Congratulations.
14:03We did it.
14:04Good job.
14:05We did it.
14:07I love you.
14:08Thanks.
14:12I will now perform my final kata forms.
14:16You're going to watch me, right?
14:17Yes, sir.
14:19Kha!
14:21Kha!
14:21Kha!
14:22Sensei, you're not watching.
14:23Yep, I'm watching.
14:24Just do it.
14:26Kha!
14:27Kha!
14:28Kha!
14:29Kha!
14:34Kha!
14:35You watching?
14:37I'm watching.
14:38Watch this part, okay?
14:48Sensei, do you generally do house calls like this?
14:52You can just call me Billy.
14:54And no, no, but Dwight insisted he wanted to receive his black belt in the place he loves most in
14:59the world.
14:59He said that?
15:03He's an odd guy, isn't he?
15:05Yes.
15:09Irritating. Also, yes.
15:11But I gotta hand it to him. He's one of the most tenacious and determined men I've ever met.
15:39I am so proud of you, Shrewberry Bloom.
15:47I really felt like I almost lost her and nothing is worth that.
15:52Boy, I tell you, Jim, a lot of guys in my circle, they wouldn't even change their golf schedule to
15:57shore up their marriage, let alone their professional goals.
16:03Dude, there is no way that Jim is just back here to hang out with Pam.
16:09You did not just say that. You don't know Pam. She is really cool.
16:14All I'm saying is forget about my chair. He wants the manager's chair. I thought you wanted that job.
16:20Yeah, I did. But I made too many mistakes. It's out of my reach now.
16:27Besides, I think Jim would be a fine manager.
16:32I'd be happy to see Jim as manager.
16:35So, the reason I called you in here is because Andy is moving on.
16:39Again.
16:41Again.
16:42And I'm looking for a new manager.
16:46And with his performance this year, I have been considering Dwight.
16:53Am I crazy?
16:57Not at all. It should be Dwight.
17:03You sure?
17:05You're going to want to invest in a lot more liability insurance, but, uh,
17:09hey, if there's someone who loves paper more than Dwight,
17:12I definitely don't want to meet that person.
17:20Andy, uh, we just wondered if we could have a word.
17:24To now or never.
17:25Well, we just had a quick question about this decision of yours.
17:29You know, to leave a stable job and pursue a career in the entertainment business.
17:35In your late thirties, with no savings to fall back on,
17:38and no real connections in that business, which can be competitive.
17:44Yeah, sure. What's your question?
17:46Our question is...
17:49Seems dumb.
17:52Well, it's better than sticking around here and half-assing it, right?
17:56Of course.
17:57But, what if you were to stay here, you know, and full-ass it?
18:05Yeah.
18:06Um, really give it a go.
18:07Be the greatest manager in the history of this branch,
18:10and in that way, achieve the fame and immortality that you seek.
18:16Eh. I like my plan better.
18:19No, Andy, your plan sucks.
18:22Okay? Nobody is going to hire you. Ever.
18:25You're too character-y to be a lead,
18:28and you're not fat enough to be a great character actor.
18:32What?
18:34Do you think a mama bird is excited to push her little baby bird out of the nest?
18:38No, of course not. It could break a wing or get eaten by a mountain lion.
18:42But the baby bird has to do it.
18:46Otherwise, I'll never become famous.
18:48No, I don't think he can make it as an actor.
18:51But he also can't make it as an employee in an office.
18:54So, you know, why not go nuts with it?
18:57Oh, Andy! He'll be huge!
19:00I've seen all these movies.
19:02They're very raw, very sexual.
19:04All in Italian.
19:06He's a 38-year-old man with not much talent, no work ethic, and a high opinion of himself.
19:14So I don't think he should be an actor.
19:15I think he should be in Congress.
19:19But in all seriousness, his acting career will be a failure.
19:23When you dream big, you're going to scare some people.
19:26You might even scare yourself.
19:28But what's the alternative?
19:30You just sit around, go to work every day, get married, have a couple of kids, die happy.
19:37What kind of life is that?
19:40Hey, are you still in charge of office supplies?
19:44Yes.
19:44You are?
19:45Yeah.
19:46I seem to have a sticky note emergency where I grab it from the wrong end and then this happens.
19:51Oh, boy.
19:52Yeah, if you could help me out, that would be...
19:54I could give you some beginner stickies.
19:57Anything would help.
19:58Okay.
19:59Here you go.
20:00Oh, also, while you're at it, if you did have a salt packet, three tacks, and some aspirin, that would
20:05be great.
20:05Oh, wow, you have that.
20:07Mm-hmm.
20:08Wow, that's...
20:08It's all yours.
20:10You've come so prepared.
20:12Aspirin.
20:14You want to get rid of a headache, you sit on something sharp, any sensei will tell you that.
20:19Hey, congratulations on that black belt, man.
20:22It's really great.
20:27So, I saw you talking to Wallace earlier. Is he going to offer you the manager's job?
20:32No.
20:33He was maybe thinking of you for it.
20:36Yeah, right.
20:37I'm afraid that ship has sailed.
20:40I wouldn't be too sure about that.
20:48Just sayin'.
20:53Hello.
20:53Well, hello.
20:55Big day for you.
20:56Big day for you.
20:58Love the belt.
20:58Oh, yes.
20:59You know, I don't know anything about karate, but I have broken a few boards in my day.
21:02Hi-yah!
21:04Diving boards.
21:05At my family pool in Reading.
21:06I was an obese child.
21:08I never talk about that here, but...
21:11Nard Dog's out of here, so letting it all hang out.
21:13This is exciting. You're finally going to get to go out and flap your wings.
21:16Thank you. I appreciate that.
21:19Because a lot of people are saying, I might not make it.
21:21Oh, I doubt you'll make it.
21:22Very few do who try to be a star.
21:24But, listen, you've saved up enough money to take a couple of years off and pursue your dream and have
21:29some fun, right?
21:30No, I just applied for more overdraft protection.
21:34Andy, I have nothing to gain from getting you to stay and everything to gain from you leaving.
21:39But, please, I have known you for years. I have seen you perform.
21:42Dear God, don't quit your day job.
21:47Nothing is impossible to him who will try, Alexander the Great, if you were Cockney.
21:56You're bad!
22:02I'm gonna make it.
22:05Every person who's been on Conan has a crazy story about how they made it.
22:09Every person!
22:12Aaron!
22:14Honest Aaron cannot tell a lie.
22:16If we lay together, that's something you can't take back.
22:21So true.
22:23Is there a question, or a great what?
22:26Will you tell me, bluntly, do you think I'm making a terrible mistake quitting my job to become an actor?
22:32Bluntly?
22:33Yes. Huge mistake.
22:35Andy, honestly, I think you might become homeless.
22:39Or maybe even starve.
22:47The tough thing for me is that most of my ideas, like ever, have been bad.
22:52Is this another bad idea?
22:54Or have I finally run out of bad ideas and this is actually my first great idea?
23:00I think yes.
23:03Which probably means no.
23:05No.
23:10You can stay on as a salesman, Andy.
23:22Dwight, could you come in here for a second please?
23:45Say it again.
23:47Will you be the new manager?
23:51Where?
23:53Where?
23:54What branch?
23:55Here. Scranton.
24:01Come on.
24:04Come on, Dwight.
24:05Just get up. Let's go.
24:07It's good news.
24:09I'm sorry.
24:11I've just waited for this moment my entire life.
24:13I mean, I was interim manager once, but then I shot that gun.
24:17What?
24:18But this isn't interim manager.
24:20No.
24:23It's Dwight K. Schrute.
24:27Manager.
24:29Why do you already have this?
24:30In case Michael or Andy ever got killed in a traffic accident and it was a trade show on the
24:34same day.
24:34You will not regret this decision, David.
24:38I will never, ever let you down.
24:42I know, Dwight.
24:44I know.
24:49Okay.
24:50Okay.
24:51Alright.
24:53You're gonna do great.
25:13Hey.
25:14Wow, hey.
25:15Hi.
25:18What's up?
25:20Um, I have a question.
25:21Okay.
25:23Oh, I had a question.
25:26Really?
25:27I did!
25:29Yeah, totally you did.
25:30Super important.
25:31I need you to stay right here while you think about it.
25:34Okay.
25:34Okay.
25:34I'm gonna wait.
25:35Alright.
25:36I did not come back here just to see you.
25:38No.
25:39I'm sure you did not.
25:40Why wasn't your question?
25:42I don't know.
25:43But it might take me a long time to figure it out.
25:45Well, then, I should figure out things to do while I'm waiting.
25:48Mm-hmm.
25:48Exactly.
25:55Hey, everybody.
25:55I changed my mind.
25:57Not leaving.
25:58I'm gonna stay on in sales.
26:01Oh, thank God.
26:03Because sales could be your best role yet.
26:06Hey.
26:07Good choice, man.
26:08Seriously.
26:09Don't wanna see you on a porn next year.
26:12Okay.
26:13Ooh.
26:13There's a great play about a salesman.
26:16Death of a Salesman.
26:17I don't think so.
26:19Sure.
26:19Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller.
26:21It's a great play.
26:22About crushed dreams.
26:23Mm.
26:24No, this one was written by SpongeBob Squarepants.
26:39Got any hot leads?
26:44See, so you just push from under and turn it around.
26:48And boom.
26:50Now the staple crimps outward.
26:51I had no idea.
26:53And here I've been stapling the same way for 20 years like a frickin' sheep.
26:57Look who's back.
26:57I'm back.
27:00Oh, hey, look.
27:01And now it's like a double date.
27:02Wow.
27:03Because, uh, boop, boop.
27:08Actually, maybe we should go on a double date sometime.
27:10That'd be fun.
27:11Yeah, we should do that for real sometime.
27:13Well, how about Thursday?
27:15Oh, well, Thursday's tough because...
27:18Wheaton nights are actually tough just because of it.
27:19They are.
27:20That's true.
27:20Just forget it.
27:21Forget I said anything.
27:22Oh.
27:31Attention, everyone.
27:32Just a quick announcement.
27:34A little reconfiguration to the staff.
27:37Dwight Schrute.
27:38David.
27:40Can I just do one thing while you're making this announcement?
27:42And then I'll never, ever do it again.
27:44I don't think so.
27:45But it's just one thing.
27:46Just let me do it.
27:47Come on.
27:48What I was about to say is, Dwight...
27:49And then I'll never do it again.
27:50Sure.
27:51What?
27:53Uh...
27:54I'm sorry.
27:55I gotta...
27:55This'll be a second.
27:56Sorry.
27:57Send it to voicemail.
27:58Yeah.
28:05Come on.
28:14We'll get him a new set of drums.
28:16Oh, my God.
28:17Oh, my God.
28:19Oh, my God.
28:27Dwight Schrute is manager!
28:32Yeah!
28:34Yeah!
28:35Yeah!
28:36Yeah!
28:36Yeah!
28:38Bravo.
28:39Bravo.
28:40Way to go, Dwight.
28:41Woo!
28:42Creed Brathen is the new manager!
28:48Congrats.
28:49What's going on?
28:51Dwight's the new manager.
28:53He freaking did it.
28:54Congratulations, Dwight.
28:59Pam.
29:01Congratulations, buddy.
29:07Thank you, Jim.
29:09Congrats, Dwight.
29:12Get out of Jim's seat.
29:15But I fought for this seat.
29:16You're an annex kid.
29:18You might be bullpen.
29:19We'll see.
29:19Give it a couple years.
29:20Scram.
29:36It's nice to have you back.
29:43So.
29:44So.
29:45I wanted to offer you a new position.
29:47Let's hear it.
29:49Assistant Regional Manager.
29:51Nope.
29:52Can't accept that job.
29:53It's not a real job.
29:55Jim.
29:56I'll tell you what I could accept.
29:58Is assistant to the Regional Manager.
30:01That is a real job and one I'd be proud to take.
30:04Shake on it.
30:06Done.
30:06Way to negotiate, idiot.
30:11Don't get me wrong.
30:12I am definitely here for Pam.
30:15But this is an awesome added bonus.
30:44So.
30:45All the numbers adding up?
30:47Hey.
30:48Hey.
30:48He didn't get a chance to say it.
30:49But.
30:50Congratulations, Dwight.
30:51Heh.
30:52Yes.
30:53Congratulations.
30:54Yeah.
30:55And Dwight, I'd like to be the first to say.
30:58Congratulations.
31:01This is a big day for you.
31:04Hm.
31:07Yes, it is.
31:20How did I just abandon my dream so quickly?
31:23It's because I had a fallback.
31:26That's the problem.
31:27When you have fallbacks, it's just easy to give up.
31:30When Cortez landed in Mexico, the only way he got his men to defeat the Aztecs was by burning
31:35all of his own boats so they could never return home.
31:41Huge dick move, but very effective.
31:47I need to be that same kind of dick to myself.
31:53Everyone!
31:55Changed my mind again.
31:56Which is it now, dream or no dream?
31:59Uh, dream.
32:00Going with my dream.
32:02Gotta go all in.
32:03Ain't that right, Jim?
32:04Oh, don't look at me, because I think you're making a terrible choice.
32:07All in!
32:08Woo!
32:14Toby!
32:16Hey, I changed my mind again.
32:18I am going to leave Dunder Mifflin to pursue acting after all.
32:22Okay then, Andy.
32:23Yeah.
32:23But here's the thing.
32:24I can't have good old Dunder Mifflin to fall back on or else I'll never succeed.
32:27I've got to burn those boats.
32:29So, I need you to go into my file and put down that I was fired for theft and or
32:33groping
32:34wieners.
32:36Andy, you know I can't do that.
32:38I'd be lying.
32:39Seriously?
32:40Yeah.
32:41Come on, just do it.
32:43I can't.
32:44Alright, fine.
32:46Just know that you made me do this.
32:50Oh, come on.
32:51Andy.
32:52No.
32:53Andy.
32:53Don't stop blocking my hand.
32:55No.
32:56This is your...
32:57You brought this on.
32:58No.
32:58No, Andy.
33:00Okay.
33:01Alright.
33:01Groped you good.
33:02Off to Hollywood.
33:13This is Angela.
33:15Oh.
33:16Hello, Ms. Pawlikowski.
33:18Uh, how can I help you?
33:21Did my rent check not clear?
33:23Because I just transferred another $25 to that account.
33:27So, if there's a problem, it's clearly on your end and you...
33:31Oh.
33:32Oh.
33:33Oh.
33:34Oh, okay.
33:34Good.
33:35Then, um, what is this about?
33:41No.
33:41No.
33:42Hey.
33:42Hey.
33:42No.
33:43You are out of line, Ms. Pawlikowski.
33:45No.
33:46No, you are.
33:47No, you are.
33:49Evicted?
33:50Fine.
33:50I didn't want to live in that cesspool anyway.
33:52Listen.
33:53I get my security deposit back.
33:55Yes, I do.
33:56Yet, that is not fair!
33:58That is not fair!
34:00Well, you know what?
34:01You have so many hairs on your chin, the animal control should have taken you away!
34:06That is very unladylike.
34:07You are disgusting!
34:21What do you think that was about?
34:24David!
34:26I lost the Scranton White Pages account.
34:28Do you have any idea how much paper that is?
34:31And, I'd just like to point out, I was mad at Dwight.
34:34I did it out of spite.
34:35We put the past behind us, though, Andy.
34:37What if I told you I hate you?
34:38And this company?
34:39Enough, Andy!
34:40Enough!
34:41Just stop forgiving me!
34:42David, please!
34:44This is my last chance to honor what is best inside myself.
34:49What if I took a dump on your new car?
34:51Oh, my God.
34:52Eleanor Roosevelt once said, the future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their
34:58dreams.
34:59I think she's right.
35:01I feel calm now.
35:04Get out!
35:05I feel like, for the first time in a long time, I'm doing the right thing.
35:13Andy.
35:14Yeah?
35:15What are you doing?
35:17Uh, heavy stuff like books on the bottom, so I don't squash my nickety-nacks on top.
35:22Okay, that's not what I mean.
35:25You don't have to leave because you said you would.
35:29Don't let pride ruin your whole life, okay?
35:34It's not worth it.
35:38Wow, Angela.
35:41What we had was great, and honestly, I think about it a lot, too.
35:45Oh.
35:46But I just, it's in the past.
35:48And I feel like we shouldn't rehash-
35:50No, that's not-
35:51No, no, no.
35:52Stop.
35:53It's just-
35:56Exactly.
35:57Okay.
35:58Well, have a good trip.
36:02Good luck, Andy.
36:05Thanks, Angela.
36:06You, too.
36:07Thanks.
36:08A bridge burnt.
36:11No turning back now.
36:15Everybody, Lorelei and I would like to say thank you and goodbye the only way we know how.
36:21Oh, good lord.
36:22Can't you just leave?
36:24You know, Andy, you could just say a really nice goodbye.
36:26Tuna, I'm a performer, and perform I shall.
36:38I will remember you, will you remember me?
36:51Don't let your life pass you by And weep not for the memories
37:05Remember all the good times that we had Let them slip away from us when things got bad
37:17How clearly I first saw you Smiling in the sun
37:23Smiling in the sun
37:24I wanna feel your warmth upon me
37:27I wanna be the one
37:30Cause I will remember you
37:34You're okay
37:35It's just a really nice song
37:38Will you remember me?
37:43Will you remember me?
37:43Don't let your life pass you by And weep not for the memories
37:55Don't let your life pass you by And weep not for the memories
38:25Who knows, maybe Andy will make it. He's not terrible.
38:30Yeah, and people worse than him make it all the time. Like Lil Romeo.
38:34No.
38:34No, he's good.
38:35He was good.
38:47Good night, Kevin.
38:49Night, Oscar.
39:04Tents?
39:06Are you thinking of going camping? I thought you found nature vulgar.
39:10Well, I've changed my mind.
39:14Wait a minute, Angela. You're not thinking of living in a tent.
39:20Oh, God.
39:20Would you just mind your own business?
39:23Okay, I'm just gonna say this. You're not going to live in a tent.
39:28Oh, God.
39:31Come stay with me.
39:33You don't want me at your place.
39:35I do. Yes. Not forever, but until you get back on your feet, which won't be long.
39:42It's the least I can do.
39:46Well...
39:50Separate bathrooms.
40:02You're welcome.
40:03Let's go get Phillip. And we'll get your stuff.
40:07Okay.
40:08Get the hell out of that place.
40:10Okay.
40:12Are you allowed to have pets?
40:14Oh, I don't.
40:17Yesterday, I was just your average, ordinary paper salesman with a farm and a bunch of pipe dreams about beet
40:22fuel.
40:24Today, I leave here a regional manager with a black belt.
40:30It really is amazing how your life can change in one day.
40:37You talk to Wade and Colin?
40:39No, I just saw I missed their call. Why? What's up?
40:41We got an offer on the table.
40:42What kind of offer?
40:43A buyout.
40:44What?
40:45We're in play, baby.
40:46Oh, my God.
40:47We did it.
40:47We did it.
40:50And look, the buyers want to make sure it's not just a Philly play.
40:53Okay.
40:53So get this.
40:55They're going to pay for us to go pitch out west.
40:58We're talking Spurs, Jazz, Cowboys, Blake Griffin, baby.
41:05Wow, that is...
41:07Yeah.
41:08Wow.
41:08We did it.
41:09Yeah, we did it.
41:12Hey, how long do they think that's going to take?
41:14Wade said we could do the whole country in three months.
41:17Oh, man.
41:20Yeah, I can't do it.
41:23Can't do what?
41:25This, man.
41:26I...
41:27I can't do this to Pam.
41:29No, no, Jim, this is different.
41:31This is everything.
41:32I know.
41:35And I can't do it.
41:41I know.
41:51And I can't do it.
42:04So, is your place all bachelor slobby and gross?
42:08Nope.
42:08It's neat and tastefully appointed.
42:10Like most gay men's homes, the stereotype holds up.
42:12I wouldn't know.
42:14I never lived with a gay guy.
42:17Angela, you just...
42:20worried.
42:23I love you.
42:27I know.
42:29I understand more than most, but we both have to move on.
42:33You can't...
42:37No.
42:38Not this, Senator.
42:40I love Dwight.
43:03I love Dwight.
43:04I love Dwight!
43:06I love Dwight.
43:18I love Dwight.
43:21zacquess listen.
43:21I hate that damn okay.
43:22What is Sharma?
43:25Thawmaaa...rect.
43:27Me.
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