00:03Tanya Cushman Reviewer
00:30Our world is so full of sound that we don't always hear it, but we can feel its absence when
00:39it's gone.
00:41Music, in particular, breathes life into our everyday.
00:46It is our heart's companion through our joys, our sorrows, and our triumphs.
00:54Tonight I will be your guide as we journey together through the expansive world of mythic quest.
01:00Hero's Passage. Enjoy.
03:50Next, please.
04:06You can begin when you're ready.
05:56Good morning, everyone.
05:58Good morning, everyone.
06:40Come out, come out, come out, wherever you are.
06:45Peek-a-boo.
06:46I see you.
06:48Guess again, sucker.
06:50Bitch.
06:50What?
06:52Peek.
06:52Come on, cardio, cardio.
06:54I'm gonna get you.
06:54Cardio.
06:55Cardio.
06:55Cardio.
06:56Cardio.
06:56Fun.
06:57Stop!
06:58Peek!
06:59Yes!
06:59Yes!
06:59Ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:01Ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:04Go again?
07:04Hmm?
07:05You know, I could play as a washing machine this time, like, even it up for you.
07:08Sorry, I gotta go meet that guy.
07:10Ugh.
07:10You with me?
07:11On your date?
07:12No thanks.
07:12Ugh.
07:13Whenever you go on a date with someone that you meet from Tinder, it's not a date.
07:16It's a parole hearing.
07:18Please, please, please, please.
07:19No, no.
07:19I have to practice.
07:20But you already got the job.
07:22I just...
07:23I wanna be the best.
07:27You are the best, V.
07:29Since, like, birth.
07:31But all you've done for months is practice.
07:33And it paid off.
07:34Dream job mode unlocked.
07:35But now, you can relax a little.
07:39Next time.
07:40Next time.
07:40I promise.
07:41Ugh.
07:42Fine.
07:43Enjoy your evening with Derek.
07:45Who?
07:46Derek.
07:47What I call your cello.
07:48He's the perfect boyfriend.
07:49You know?
07:49Tall, dark, handsome.
07:52Ugh.
07:52Always between your legs.
07:53Ew.
07:54No.
07:55Girl, go.
07:56Bye.
07:57Bye.
08:13We'll see you.
09:35That was amazing.
09:37Cutting away a cello isn't exactly a high art form.
09:41Oh, you meant the concert.
09:43Yeah, I mean, the lighting was good.
09:46You could barely see the audience.
09:47When we play in Naples, you could practically see the tonsils of all the honors.
09:52I'm going to see Naples and Sydney and Paris.
09:56Yeah, you'll definitely see the concert halls, if nothing else.
10:11Are you going on tour for six months or sitting Shiva?
10:14We only wear black on stage, you know that.
10:17Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
10:18But what about the post-stage shenanigans?
10:21Like, I can't live vicariously through you if you're not living a vicarious, worthy life.
10:25Ooh, what's this?
10:29That is a Halloween costume from when I went as zombie Jessica Rabbit.
10:33Jessica Rabbit was right.
10:36This is a sexy dress.
10:38Take it.
10:38No.
10:39No, I don't have space.
10:41Take it, take it, take it.
10:42But hold me.
10:43It'll teach you to shut up and get me 16 more pairs of black socks.
10:4616?
10:46No!
10:49Kevin, if you breathe on me one more time, I swear to God, back up Jesus Christ.
10:54Uh, it's your breath.
10:56You're smelling your own breath, Simon.
10:58How can you not even notice?
11:01You stick my mind to you.
11:21You're smelling your own breath, you're smelling your own breath, you're smelling your own breath, you're smelling your own breath,
11:22you're smelling your own breath, you're smelling your own breath, you're smelling your own breath, you're smelling your own breath,
11:23you're smelling your own breath, you're smelling your own breath, you're smelling your own breath, you're smelling your own breath,
11:23you're smelling your own breath, you're smelling your own breath, you're smelling your own breath, you're smelling your own breath,
11:23you're smelling your own breath, you're smelling your own breath, you're smelling your own breath, you're smelling your own breath,
11:23you're smelling your own breath, you're smelling your breath, you're smelling your breath, you're smelling your breath, you're smelling your
11:24breath, you're smelling your breath, you're smelling your breath, you're smelling your breath, you're smelling your breath, you're smelling your
11:28breath, you're smelling your breath, you're smelling your breath, you're smelling your breath, you're
12:06Your flight.
12:31Your flight.
13:19Jesus Christ, what have you been eating?
13:22That's personal and I won't answer.
13:24I promise I'll meet someone nasty.
13:31You think about me better way too far.
14:04You think about me better way too far?
14:21You think about me better way too far?
15:08Come on, you're holding us back.
15:13Sir.
15:34Number five, number five.
15:35THE END
15:36Why Ramos?
16:04300 cellists.
16:06auditioned for your chair maestro i'm so sorry i i i don't know what happened tonight it isn't
16:14just tonight i'm having trouble connecting with the music i can't see it the way i used to it
16:21isn't your job to see it it's your job to play it for them perfectly if you cannot you will
16:29be
16:29replaced no no i can do the job
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20:02i've been texting you for weeks oh i haven't called you so
20:07you know i was worried hey
20:17come on
20:28feet
20:29come on v don't make me airplane spoon you again i was humiliating for the both of us
20:39what am i supposed to do now you can start with a shower sorry sorry sorry you know i say
20:48shitty
20:48things when i'm uncomfortable and the situation makes me very uncomfortable
20:59i don't know if you have to do anything you can do anything you can do anything you can do
21:03anything
21:03maybe this is an opportunity to maybe i don't know do something else
21:07playing music is all i know how to do it's it's all i want to do
21:11clearly not
21:14what's that supposed to mean
21:15v you had a panic attack on stage
21:19you bolted mid-performance and then you abandoned the tour i mean that just doesn't scream happy camper to
21:23me
21:26i don't know what i am without music free
21:30listen
21:32now you can actually have a life
21:35one that's different than you know maybe imagine but that's not a bad thing
21:39like like me like i didn't think i was going to fall in love with a bro from a hookup
21:42app but
21:43i did and i'm happy you don't you don't understand this is my dream and i i
21:48fucked it all up oh whoa okay calm down babe you're frothing you don't get it
21:53i'm sorry i'm not content to just shack up with the first guy who swiped right so i can
21:58shit out some kids and die unfulfilled in burbank
22:13you're going through a thing right now so i'm just going to choose that side and why
22:18because it's true
22:21doubling down
22:23okay
22:25well if we're telling truths i'm glad you lost your job
22:28maybe now you can start acting like a normal person and not a music robot
22:35you know when you've reached the bottom of this downward spiral you're on call me
22:42my regards to derek
23:23maestro what i did was unforgivable and i know i don't deserve it
23:28but i've come here to ask you for my place back you have no place
23:35your seat was filled the moment you left it you have proven you cannot do this job
23:42i've had a bow in my hand every day since i was eight years old music is everything to me
23:49and that is why you cannot do this job
23:58please please please don't take this away from me
24:03i believe i already have
24:12i want you to read something for me
24:19aloud please
24:26maestro
24:27i and grim here with some midnight noodling
24:31i had a thought about the back half of the plains of elysian piece
24:34the horn should sweep in stronger right now it's more of a swoop
24:38i'm thinking
24:39da-da-dum-da-dum
24:41but it could be more like da-da-dum-da-dum
24:43you can stop
24:46it continues for three more pages
24:50music is my love
24:53my heart beats with it but it's not my job my job is to report to a board to
25:01fill the seats in the theater to a thousand emails a day from idiots
25:09it's eating alone at the restaurant in a city i won't get to see
25:16i have learned to separate my music to do my job
25:27i do not believe you can say the same
25:32i just want it to come back
25:36it will
25:41when you are ready to hear us again
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28:01i've been seeing a therapist
28:03it's helping
28:06i'm glad
28:09i'm
28:09working at a dentist's office
28:12receptionist
28:14that's great me
28:18turns out classically trained former cellist isn't a high demand skill in the job market
28:24it's it's not bad though
28:27there you go
28:33well do your scrubs have cartoons on them
28:37yeah
28:38looney jones
28:40oh kitty
28:42good girl
28:45how's mark
28:48mark's good but his mom got me lingerie at our engagement party
28:53what
28:54mm-hmm
28:54and i'm not talking like you know classy silk and lace we're talking assless mesh and garters
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29:03no
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29:04wait no no and then she goes she goes mark's gonna love it
29:07like bitch what that's your son
29:09that's your son yes exactly
29:12it's crazy it's i'm also confused how do you make it without an ass
29:16how do you want to see ya
29:18it's quite strange today
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29:41All right, I'm just going to get one again.
29:44Bye.
29:47Bye.
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