00:08You
00:41Everyone knows I'm right about one thing
00:46You and I don't work out
00:52You bring out the meaning in me
00:56I bring out your insecurity
00:58You know what I'm talking about
01:05Eventually you'll be fine if we break up
01:10And one day I'll be fine too
01:19Excuse me. Do we know each other?
01:22I don't think so.
01:24Oh, got a swan.
01:27You just look so familiar
01:30Never tell a woman she looks familiar
01:34I'm a little out of practice. It's been a while
01:36Really?
01:37Mm-hmm
01:41What you're supposed to say is that
01:44You noticed me from across the room
01:48Couldn't believe I was here all by myself
01:52And that you came over here with one thing on your mind
01:55Which is?
01:56That you're not leaving without me
02:06So what's your name?
02:09Craig
02:14What's wrong with Craig?
02:15It's your dad's name
02:18No, I'm sorry
02:18It's fine
02:20So, Craig
02:23I feel like I should just be really honest with you
02:28I am a little engaged
02:30A little?
02:31Hmm
02:33Yeah
02:34Well, I'd hate to make a dishonest woman out of you
02:37You said I'm an honest woman
02:46I don't want to tell you I'm a show
02:48Really?
02:491-4-0-8
02:50Mm-hmm
02:51Well
02:51Mm
02:52Oh
02:57You know I've never done this before
02:59Me neither
03:09I love you, Lena
03:10What?
03:12Love me?
03:13But we only just met
03:19Can we drop the whole acting thing?
03:20It's making me jealous
03:21I guess I'm not good at role-playing
03:27I love you too, King Curtis
03:50I love you too, King Curtis
04:02I love you too, King Curtis
04:28Out of the way
04:30No?
04:31Yep
04:33Excuse me
04:34Excuse me
04:42You're shutting down
04:48Hold on, show cut
05:03That was insane
05:04Am I right?
05:06You make it look so easy
05:07I just had a lot of practice
05:10I think I need a drink after today
05:11I'm gonna come
05:12I would, but my mate just texted in SOS
05:16Do you ever stop to take a breath?
05:18No
05:19If I'm allowed, I'll help you take a breath
05:27Hey
05:28Hey
05:34I'm such an idiot
05:35She even looks like me
05:36What?
05:37No, you're way hotter
05:39Come on, from the top
05:40Tell me everything
05:40Okay, look
05:41Nick's got his chibi of piss up
05:43With the boys every Tuesday
05:44And never invites you
05:45Because God forbid
05:46Exactly
05:46Except this time
05:48I know that Kai's still in Thailand
05:50And Jono is sick
05:51Oh, alarm bells
05:52Big fucking alarm bells
05:54So I turned on his findmai
05:55While he was sleeping
05:56Neck minute
05:57I'm parked in Bondi
05:58Outside some chick's place
06:01You didn't
06:01Hell yeah, I did
06:02I mean, if you're gonna cheat on me
06:04At least have some class about it
06:06I log into his dating apps
06:08And look at all these girls
06:10Yeah
06:11Unmatch
06:13Unmatch, bitch
06:14Bye, ho
06:14Yes
06:15Unmatch
06:16You know what?
06:17He deserves it
06:17Yes
06:18He said to us
06:19Fuck him
06:19Now give me the phone
06:20Before you do something stupid
06:23You know what the best revenge is?
06:25Just find the hottest guy in here
06:26And take him off
06:27I am so sick of it
06:29The small talk
06:30The ghosting
06:31The mid-sex
06:32You know what?
06:33It's actually not that much better on my end
06:34Ah, you just had that amazing night out with Kane
06:36And I know for a fact that the sex was good
06:38That was two weeks ago
06:39If it was up to me
06:40I'd be getting kicked down every day
06:42Yes
06:42Me too
06:43Yeah
06:45Anyway
06:47How are you?
06:49Tired
06:49Let me guess
06:51Wedding planning?
06:53Every time we put a cap on the numbers
06:54Kane's mum finds like another
06:57Dozen cousins that I didn't know about
06:58And you know
07:00It's like all the other stuff too
07:02Like Claire reckons we need a hashtag
07:03He's a hashtag
07:04Claire needs to back the fuck up
07:06I'll pitch it to her
07:07She might like it
07:08You know what?
07:08She might like it
07:09We'll see
07:10Maybe
07:12Oh, you've got to be shitting me
07:14Look who's here
07:16This is our turn
07:19Yo, Nick
07:20What's up?
07:21Remember me?
07:41Yeah, if I get to the roof
07:45Wait, where are you?
07:47What?
07:48Oh, yeah, they're pulling on the desk, Judy
07:50So sick of it
07:51Wait, where's my future husband?
07:54Wait, are you fucking camping?
07:55You piece of shit
07:57Are you scared?
08:00Are you fucking scared?
08:01Can you tell your boyfriend your fiancé's home
08:03And she sticks mine's deep?
08:06Gotta go, side chick's here
08:08Bye, Tex
08:09Bye, lovers
08:14How's Tess?
08:16Oh, horror stories
08:17She's actually pretty cut up
08:18Couldn't pay me to be single again
08:20How's Axe?
08:22Getting excited for his big launch tomorrow
08:30Come here
08:35Are you okay?
08:37Is it flaring up again?
08:38Yeah, I just slept on it
08:40And you should be wearing a brace
08:43I'll get you some tramadol
08:46You haven't been drinking, right?
08:48Barely
08:54What's this?
08:56Oh, uh
08:58Nothing
09:02Okay, don't get mad
09:03I was just curious
09:08Real estate agent
09:12You got past place valued
09:13I just wanted to see what we're looking at
09:14That's all
09:15Make a plan
09:16The fuck, Kane?
09:17It's barely been six months
09:19He's been gone almost a year, Lena
09:23I swear I was gonna tell you
09:27Hey, can we get back to the kissing bit?
09:32No, no, no, no
09:42I don't know
09:47want to know
09:47I don't know
09:48How are you going to do it?
09:49I don't know
09:49No, no
09:49I don't know
09:49I don't know
09:52It's totally okay
09:55No, no
09:57I don't know
09:58I don't know
09:58Hey.
10:04You look nice.
10:07You said that.
10:09I also said I'm sorry.
10:31Thank you fucking Christ.
10:33Hey.
10:34Excuse me.
10:36Is this an act on your energy?
10:38No one, Claire.
10:38I'll be to both.
10:39Yes.
10:41Check out the insta-bitches.
10:43Hey, what is that?
10:44Kombucha with wildflower and a spriggan bean.
10:46He's yummy.
10:48Besties.
10:49What do you think?
10:50Yeah.
10:51Is you alright, Claire?
10:53She means it's insane.
10:55Congrats.
10:56You're launching.
10:56Thank you, darling.
10:58But it's a bloody shit show.
10:59Everyone's clotting by the door.
11:01Okay.
11:02Download the app, sign up as many people as you can, and click on everything.
11:06Oh, and have fun.
11:07What's up, gang?
11:08Axel.
11:10Hi, cutie.
11:11What is with the straitjacket?
11:12What is this?
11:12I'm impressing bigwigs.
11:13I'm making money.
11:14Claire, what have you done with them?
11:16What is this?
11:16All men are a work in progress.
11:18Oi.
11:19What's that in your hand?
11:21Come on, Mom.
11:22It's a party.
11:23It's fun.
11:23Don't make me lock you upstairs.
11:25What?
11:26Axel said that.
11:27Pipe down, traitor.
11:28Anyway, I gotta circulate.
11:30How do I look?
11:31Like a goddess.
11:32Kiss me.
11:32Not the face.
11:34Later.
11:34You're with me.
11:35Can you see the new fit out?
11:37I'd love to.
11:38Hi.
11:38Hey.
11:39Ten minutes.
11:40I know you're ten minutes.
11:41Go.
11:43Alright.
11:45I'm gonna eat a top up.
11:46You gonna be okay?
11:48Oh.
11:49Yeah.
11:49Go get him, girl.
12:02You're gonna love this.
12:03Ready?
12:10Holy shit.
12:13Forge a better you.
12:14You like that?
12:15At a workshop by an agency.
12:18You know the boys at the station are gonna have a field day.
12:21Fuck them.
12:22Envy is ignorance.
12:25Look around you, mate.
12:26This could be you.
12:27If you wanted, hang up the helmet, find what you love, take a punt.
12:32Yeah, you need money for punts.
12:34And you are sitting on a gold mine.
12:36You take my advice?
12:37Lena's grandpa's place?
12:39I did.
12:40Didn't go down too well.
12:41Nah, she'll get over it.
12:43What else has been going on?
12:45Ah, just work.
12:47Wedding stuff.
12:48Yeah?
12:48You set a date?
12:49Nah.
12:50She won't commit to anything.
12:52Yeah.
12:52Well.
12:54You're clucky.
12:55She's still grieving.
12:56So, just give her a beat, eh?
12:58And our apartment is always there if you want to spice things up again.
13:02Anyway.
13:03To us.
13:08Oh.
13:11One more?
13:13Oh.
13:14Oh.
13:15Oh, it's new.
13:22That's blue.
13:25Oh, it's so pretty.
13:28Oh.
13:28It's so pretty.
13:29It's so pretty.
13:29Oh my god, it's new.
13:30I love it.
13:32Yourgas are new.
13:39Howaren here.
13:43Maybe I should join you.
14:07Self-service, is it?
14:12I got tired of waiting.
14:15But can I get you something?
14:18You know how to make a martini?
14:22I can, yeah. How do you take it?
14:26Extra dinner, extra olives, extra brine.
14:28So, two martinis.
14:36What?
14:37That looks like another bad idea.
14:39I don't know.
14:41Looks like they're having fun.
14:43Let's hope he lives up to it.
14:47Well, that's tomorrow's problem.
14:49We should spend a bit more time thinking about tomorrow's problems.
14:51Life would be a lot easier.
14:53Sometimes not thinking's the point.
14:55I see.
14:56So you're one of those guys.
14:57Live in the moment.
14:58Trust in the universe.
15:01I bet you're on a flip phone.
15:06Huh.
15:07Actually, have you signed up for the app yet?
15:10Because, you know, I've been given strict orders.
15:13So, smile.
15:17Oh, here we go.
15:19Welcome to Forge Fit.
15:21Forge are better you.
15:22What's your name?
15:24Dan Moore.
15:25Oh.
15:26Date of both?
15:2730th of March, 1988.
15:29Oh.
15:30Aries.
15:31I see that.
15:34Tight.
15:35Six foot two.
15:37Five eleven.
15:38And a half.
15:42Build.
15:46Athletic.
15:49Hmm.
15:50Thanks for noticing.
15:53Here.
15:54I will swap you.
16:05It's alright.
16:07You're a terrible liar.
16:11It's fine.
16:15A proper martini needs proper liquor.
16:17Right.
16:18Yeah.
16:18Let me guess, you know a place?
16:20I do know somewhere, actually.
16:22But it's an 18 hour flight away.
16:24And you'd need a coat.
16:27What on earth can we do for 18 hours?
16:30I'm sure you could think of something.
16:32Hmm.
16:35Hmm.
16:36You know, it is tempting.
16:38But I actually forgot my passport.
16:43Well, that's a pity.
16:44How about my place?
16:48Coming through.
16:50Anyone who stands in the way of me and a drink is going to get spanked.
16:53Oh, wow. Well, I can vouch for his mixing skills.
16:56I'm not surprised. He's good at everything.
16:58Dan, Lena.
17:00Dan's been staying in our nest share this week doing some work for us.
17:03I'm trying to convince him to stick around.
17:06Yeah, I'm finding more reasons to stay.
17:08Oh, for the love of... Can you tell Tess the staff are off limits?
17:11I'm not paying them so I can fetch my own booze.
17:15Oi! Tess!
17:16Hands off the talent!
17:17It's a pleasure to meet you, Lena.
17:24You too, Dan.
17:29I think I should mingle.
17:31You should stay.
17:38Wait, what the fuck?
17:40You wanna steal something?
17:42Hey! Hey!
17:44Jesus!
17:46How far?
17:48Fine. We're all having fun.
17:49I can't wait.
17:51I can't wait.
17:52Good.
17:57Put your head. Put your head.
18:02Not your finest moment, mate.
18:05Good night.
18:08For fuck's sake, Axe.
18:09You know he's on the meds again. He shouldn't even be drinking.
18:12Yeah, yeah. Just take it easy on him.
18:14Okay?
18:16Night-night.
18:22Are you sure this is fine?
18:25It's like we can Uber.
18:27It's fine.
18:29Come on.
18:44Hey, how's he looking back there?
18:46I don't want a body on my hands.
18:55He doesn't usually drink this much.
18:57He doesn't usually drink this much.
18:57He doesn't usually drink this much.
18:58No, he's.
19:01I don't want a body on the voice.
19:11We don't want a body on the voice.
20:26I'm through?
20:27Yeah.
20:28All right.
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25:13All right.
26:11All right.
26:15Listen, I'm sorry about last night.
26:16All right.
26:19All right.
26:22All right.
26:25Yeah, I remember.
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31:06Hey, where are you going.
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