00:00How's the old boat?
00:01They found rust.
00:03You know what rust does to a boat?
00:05Gives it a nice antique-y look.
00:11Rust is boat cancer, Russ.
00:15Wow, I'm sorry.
00:16When I was a kid, I lost a bike to that.
00:24Excuse me for a moment, will you please?
00:26I want to say goodnight to the Levines before we go.
00:28Okay.
00:32Hey, stop. It's not that bad.
00:35Yeah.
00:36Uh-oh.
00:37I think your dad must have added wrong.
00:39He only tipped, like, 4%.
00:41Yeah.
00:42That's daddy.
00:43That's daddy?
00:45What, doesn't it bother you? You're a waitress.
00:47Yes, it bothers me, Russ.
00:49But, you know, if he was a regular at the coffee house,
00:51I'd be serving him sneezers.
00:54So?
00:55So?
00:55Ross, I bugged him about this a million times.
00:58He's not going to change.
00:59Do you really serve people's sneezers?
01:03Well, um, I don't.
01:05All right, kids.
01:06Ready?
01:07Thanks again, Dr. Green.
01:09Uh-huh.
01:14Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:16I think I forgot my receipt.
01:17Oh, you don't need that.
01:18Why not?
01:19The carbon, it's messy.
01:20I mean, it gets on your fingers and causes the, the, uh, night blindness.
01:27What is this?
01:29Who put a 20 down?
01:31Huh?
01:32Oh, yeah, that would be me.
01:33Um, I have, I have a problem.
01:36I, I tip way too much.
01:37Way, way too much.
01:38It's a sickness, really.
01:39Yeah, it is.
01:40It is.
01:40We really, really do something about that.
01:41Excuse me.
01:43You think I'm cheap?
01:45Oh, Dad, you know, you didn't mean anything by that.
01:47You really didn't.
01:48Nothing I do means anything, really.
01:52This is nice.
01:54I pay $200 for dinner.
01:55You put down 20 and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot.
01:58You really want to be Mr. Big Shot?
02:00Oh, sir.
02:00I'll tell you what.
02:02You pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right?
02:07Well, Mr. Big Shot is better than...
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