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00:06It makes total sense.
00:09Goop and Sam run into each other at a bar or at a party, barbecue.
00:14They've both been cheated on.
00:16He's hot, she's hot.
00:18They're both lonely, they're both drunk.
00:21Low-hanging fruit.
00:23The only surprise would be if they didn't start fucking.
00:27So then time goes by, I don't know, three months.
00:30Six months, they keep it quiet because, you know, Mal and Paul and everyone else.
00:35But then Paul finds out about it.
00:37He goes after Coop and Coop kills him.
00:40Self-defense, crime of passion, something.
00:43That's ridiculous.
00:45Unless someone shows me incontrovertible evidence, I just won't believe that Coop's a murderer.
00:50I mean, come on, we've all known him for years.
00:52Yeah, but somehow none of us knew about him and Sam hooking up, right?
00:55I'm just saying, we don't know everything there is to know about Coop.
00:59Or Sam, apparently.
01:01Paul's been cheating on her for years.
01:02He's being a bastard about the divorce.
01:04Maybe she just snapped and killed him.
01:06Or, most likely, someone unrelated.
01:09I mean, who knows what Paul may have been into.
01:11Sam was up in Boston with her parents when it happened.
01:13I'm sure the police checked her alibi.
01:15Grace, did you speak to Mal?
01:16Left her voicemail.
01:17Been tied up.
01:18Oh, my God.
01:19That's right.
01:20How's Barney doing?
01:21Well, he's home, which is good, I guess.
01:26Dislocated shoulder, cracked rib.
01:28Now this.
01:29I'm keeping him sedated for my own sanity.
01:31Is anyone else noticing an uptick in violence around here?
01:34I mean, what the hell?
01:35I spoke to Mal last night.
01:37She's pissed at him, but she's also pretty sure that he's innocent.
01:40He's the father of her children.
01:41Of course she is.
01:42He didn't look innocent when they arrested him.
01:43No one looks innocent in handcuffs.
01:45Like I said, it could have been someone else entirely.
01:48Or a mistake.
01:49Murder is always a mistake.
01:50One should not do anything one cannot talk about after dinner.
01:53Oscar Wilde said that.
01:55What?
01:57I'm telling you.
01:58Paul walked in on him.
01:59Things got heated.
02:00Bam.
02:01Paul's got his skanky waitress.
02:03Why would he care?
02:04Men are territorial.
02:05Bro code.
02:06Whatever.
02:07So your theory is that Coop is having sex with Sam in her house,
02:09not at all deterred by the fact that she's 200 miles away.
02:12And while they're defying the laws of physics with this long-distance fuckfest,
02:16Paul, who no longer lives there, nevertheless walks in on them.
02:19And in the scenario you've concocted,
02:21Coop, who has never shot a gun in his life,
02:23has a gun that he has never owned on him or near him,
02:27since he's ostensibly not wearing any pants.
02:29I'm not saying I have all the answers.
02:31They were fuck buddies.
02:32You don't kill over a fuck buddy.
02:35You don't know that it wasn't more than that.
02:36Coop was not in love with Samantha Levitt.
02:38How do you know?
02:40Because he's still in love with Mel.
02:42Well, if Coop was going to kill anyone,
02:45he would have killed Nick a long time ago, but he didn't.
02:48You know why?
02:48Because Coop's not a murderer.
02:50This whole situation is just beyond.
02:53He just stood there at the memorial service
02:58like everything was perfectly fine.
03:00Because he didn't do it.
03:01Of course.
03:06Or he's a sociopath.
03:07Well, okay, Suze, really?
03:09What the...
03:12So are we still going to Miller's Cancer Gala?
03:15Absolutely.
03:15Oh, please.
03:21A paper shadow in a house of stone
03:26The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat
03:32I never knew how far the ride was gonna go
03:36Till I look back at the smoke
03:40You can't keep up with the Joneses
03:45Don't wanna run for the roses
03:50I got my pocket opposing
03:55Sometimes I wonder why
03:57Sometimes I wonder why
04:00I just don't have the Joneses
04:05Don't wanna smell their dying roses
04:10I got my pocket full of pulses
04:15I don't keep up with the Joneses
04:20I just don't have the Joneses
05:18I just don't have the Joneses
05:41Mr. Cooper?
05:44Mr. Cooper?
05:47Andrew Cooper?
05:49yes your honor you've had the opportunity to confer with your attorney and you understand
05:54the charges against you yes your honor and you're entering a plea of not guilty yes your honor so
05:58recorded lawyers see my clerk next door to confirm the trial date bail is set at 250 000
06:31so what happens now judge will give us a month or so for discovery before we go to trial
06:36the prosecutor's a lightweight there'll probably be a deal to be made i don't want a deal
06:40seize yourself i didn't kill him cat i didn't ask well why the fuck not
06:46can you give us a minute
06:53what why why didn't you ask why because it doesn't matter i was set up okay i'm telling you a
07:00lot of
07:00people hated paul it could have been sam it could have been anyone who found out we were involved
07:04i mean i'm the perfect scapegoat that's not how cases are won in real life then how well
07:09traditionally not by blackmailing your attorney we chip away at their case attacking them on
07:15procedure chain of evidence witness credibility expert testimony and if we do it well we establish
07:20reasonable doubt you think you can do all that the gun in your car is gonna be tricky
07:24cat i don't lose
07:26your bail has been sorted out i'll have preliminary discovery by thursday in the meantime
07:35for god's sake try to stay out of trouble
08:02anyone get the car that goes with these
08:19andy
08:27thanks dad
08:51here i thought you might be hungry
08:54major turkey sandwich
08:58i'm not sure what you eat these days but that used to be your favorite
09:12it's gonna be okay dad i'm not sure that it is
09:21well let's get you home
09:23you look like you could use a shower and a nap
09:28just throw me off at mills
09:45do you want me to wait
09:46i'll be fine
09:48hey where did you get the money for the bail
09:50man hurry
09:53dad
09:53dad
09:54you're gonna get killed on the taxes
09:57it is what it is
10:00all right mom i'll pay you back
10:02hey
10:04i'd say you got bigger fish to fry
10:34what are you doing here
10:35it's tuesday
10:38it's tuesday
10:38come on mel
10:40i just want to talk to the kids
10:43about what
10:44i don't know that maybe ask how school's going maybe to tell them that their father's not a murderer
10:48come on mel you know me you know i wouldn't do anything like this
10:53i don't know anything
10:56i don't know what you've been up to i don't know your fucking i don't know why a few days
11:00ago your kids and i watched you get beaten half to death
11:04all i know is you've been arrested for murder
11:09so until i know something different i don't want you around them you've put them through enough
11:28this was once my house
11:32this was once my entire world
11:39it was amazing really the infinite amount of times the same damn thing could break your heart
11:49hello
11:50hello
11:52oh uh you're back early
11:54um i thought that if i just pushed it into piles it would look cleaner but then i found some
12:00old records and
12:02yeah it's a lot
12:05how you feeling
12:06like i just spent the night in jail how about you
12:09you know same old same old
12:12well let's get a bunch of garbage bags and start cleaning it up
12:16okay
12:18uh we should probably start in the basement cause the cops are really fucking
12:21okay
12:47okay
12:49so uh
12:51Hey, where is she?
12:53She's busy.
12:54Lou!
12:55Hey!
12:55Lou!
12:56She don't wanna see you, man.
12:57Do I look like I give a shit?
12:59You fucking kidding me?
13:01Come on!
13:02Come on!
13:03Come on!
13:04What are you gonna do with that?
13:05Put it down, Coop.
13:08Come inside.
13:09We'll talk like people.
13:18I got five minutes.
13:20I got a meat stew on the stove.
13:22Did you rob me?
13:27I don't rob people.
13:29I sit here in my chair and people like you bring me things.
13:32Well, my money is gone.
13:34You're in the cash business. It happens.
13:39Christian.
13:40Christian took his pound of flesh.
13:42You told him where to find me.
13:43Yes, I did.
13:45After I talked him out of killing you,
13:47which was what was gonna happen.
13:49From what I can see, you got off light.
13:51You could've warned me.
13:52I did.
13:53I told you no art.
13:55But you only hear what you wanna hear.
13:57There are rules to this game.
13:59You need to learn them.
14:01You disrespected Christian.
14:03He responded.
14:05Action, reaction.
14:06The slate is clean.
14:07He'll do business now.
14:08But from what I hear, you've got bigger problems.
14:12And just when you were starting to show some real promise.
14:18My stew's burning.
14:20Hey, I didn't kill anyone.
14:24It just makes it even more pathetic.
14:28Don't come back here.
14:38Don't
14:44take me, man.
14:54Oh yeah, all right.
15:02What's up, Feli?
15:03He's giving a lot of money to Ecuador.
15:07This is what he owes you, Chivo.
15:16Check it out.
15:19What's going on in the domestic service?
15:21I can get a job if you want.
15:23Oh.
15:27All right.
15:30See you next time.
15:31No, it's not going to be next.
15:33Chivo doesn't work for you.
15:37Do you think you can talk to me like that?
15:41Please, Feli, I changed you.
15:43Hey.
15:45Be careful with how you speak.
15:49So I speak when I have care.
16:05Hey, you okay?
16:08I just feel like we just stopped getting stared at.
16:14From us being a thing, no?
16:16Well, hold your head up.
16:17You didn't do anything wrong.
16:20I feel like I shouldn't have sent them to school.
16:22Well, you didn't send them.
16:23They went.
16:24This is a coffee shop?
16:26Imagine what it feels like in high school.
16:29I'm gonna tell them they can come home.
16:31If they need to come home, they'll come home.
16:43Ah, you know what?
16:43It's taking too long.
16:45Come on, let's go down to Phil's.
16:46Sir, we're almost there.
16:47Well, then we'll wait another ten minutes for the damn coffee.
16:49Come on, let's go.
17:00I just...
17:02I don't even know how to begin to unravel this.
17:06I just, I know that it's complicated, but I just...
17:08Is it complicated?
17:10Yeah.
17:11You fuck Coop.
17:12I fuck Nick.
17:13Maybe you should fuck Nick, and I can fuck somebody else.
17:15So that's your takeaway from all of this?
17:17Mel, Coop killed my husband.
17:19He didn't kill anybody.
17:21You don't know.
17:22He's been in a really dark place.
17:25Fucking my ex-husband doesn't make you some kind of expert on him.
17:27I understand this is hard for you to accept,
17:29but Coop and I were very close.
17:31Yeah?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Well, I just slept with him.
17:34So maybe you weren't quite as close as you think.
17:36I'm sorry, what?
17:37Glass houses Nick.
17:38What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
17:41So why are you so angry at me then?
17:43What?
17:44You lied to me.
17:45I was scared to tell you.
17:46There is a difference.
17:47There's a reason you were scared to tell me.
17:49Why were you scared to tell me?
17:51Mel, I am still your friend.
17:53You're not my friend.
17:54You're a gold digging widow who's trying to milk
17:56every last drop of sympathy over a dead husband you fucking hated.
18:01Oh shit.
18:03No, Mel.
18:04Fuck you.
18:05Mel, stop.
18:06Please.
18:12Nick?
18:13Fuck you, Mel.
18:19what happened.
18:20Oh shit, I'm sorry.
18:25I'm happy.
18:28My friend?
18:29You're right.
18:30I'm sorry.
18:32Oh shit, this is a bad thing.
18:44Oh shit, I'm sorry.
18:51What? What are they looking at?
18:53What, is it my dad?
18:57No. It's your mom.
19:01Sympathy over dead husband fucking hated him.
19:04Oh, shit!
19:06No, Mary, come on.
19:08Fuck you!
19:34You saw the video?
19:36Yeah.
19:40My dad's out on bail.
19:42My mom's throwing down in coffee shops.
19:46Well, on the plus side, you're gonna have a killer college essay.
19:52If it's any consolation, everyone's parents are bucked up to one degree or another.
20:00The thing is, you're not.
20:03Have you met me?
20:11S-s-s-sorry, I thought you were-
20:14Idiot.
20:35Allie, what the hell?
20:37Um, I was cleaning. I found this.
20:40It's yours. I thought I'd drop it off to you.
20:44You've had that for, like, fifteen years.
20:48Yeah. And I also thought we could talk.
20:50We can't. Not here. Just call me.
20:53I have been calling. And texting.
20:58Allie, I have a family. I can't just talk whenever I want to. You put me in a really uncomfortable
21:03position.
21:06Well, um, do you want your record back?
21:10What? No. Keep the fucking record. Just...
21:14I'll call you. But don't come back here again.
21:44Remember, Sally, when I promised to kill you at last?
21:47That's what we're talking about.
21:47You made this. You did!
21:48I lied.
21:50Lose a lie!
21:55So now you don't have a car.
22:06Oh, Nick. What are you doing here?
22:08Like, every time I get my bearings, one of them just blows up my life.
22:12I mean, what the fuck is wrong with them?
22:14Yeah. It's kind of terrifying when you realize you're the grown-up.
22:18But I'm not. That's my point. I still need them to be my goddamn parents.
22:24Sounds like they're too wrapped up in their own dramas to really do the job.
22:27Right. And fuck all of these people who just assume he's guilty.
22:30My dad may be a fuck-up, but he's not a murderer. I mean, Jesus.
22:37What?
22:38What? What?
22:40He didn't do it.
22:42It's perfectly natural for you to feel that way, but you can't actually know that, right?
22:47I know my father.
22:48I just think it's important for you to understand why some people might believe he did it.
22:53He was fucking the guy's wife.
22:55Okay, can we please not talk about who my dad is fucking?
22:57The cops would have never arrested a rich white guy like your dad unless there's some evidence to back it
23:01up.
23:01Plus, he does have a history of violence.
23:04He's not violent at all.
23:07He punched me in the dick.
23:11You're unbelievable.
23:13Come on.
23:15Get out of my way.
23:15Sir, you have his back.
23:18I have yours.
23:19Trust me.
23:20I trust the college guy dating a high school girl.
23:23Get out of my way.
23:23Tori, just quit being a drama queen.
23:27Oh!
23:28Oh!
23:41Hi for Tori?
23:43Yep.
24:06Hey man, I'm sorry about your face.
24:08It's alright.
24:09It's entirely possible.
24:10I deserved it.
24:12Yeah.
24:17It's open!
24:22Nick, what are you doing here?
24:25I came to punch Coop in the face.
24:27Oh, you and me both.
24:29No, bullshit.
24:30What's your good arm in the sling?
24:32Like I'd waste my good arm on you.
24:37Gentlemen, things being what they are,
24:39I suggest we go out and get well and truly hammered.
25:02Being a success ain't no harm.
25:04Being a success ain't no harm.
25:07Being a success ain't no harm.
25:10Being a success ain't no harm.
25:12Being a success ain't no harm.
25:12Yeah, tonight's been unbelievable.
25:14We didn't even know.
25:14It happens everywhere we go.
25:20Don't you ever wonder why he's always in a good mood?
25:23That is why.
25:24So you guys talk things out?
25:26Not at all.
25:26But I'm a little short on friends these days.
25:29Maybe stop getting them hit by cars.
25:35I gotta say,
25:37the booze is mixing nicely with my Vicodin.
25:40Okay, excuse me.
25:41All right, fellas.
25:43Uh-oh.
25:43Here we go.
25:44These are from them.
25:46Thank you, ladies.
25:46Hello, ladies.
25:49Lift them high and drain them dry.
25:50All right.
25:51Here we go.
25:54Oh, yeah.
25:55Decent.
25:56Hey, B, you tell Coop about the pool?
25:59No.
26:00Sorry, what's this?
26:01It's gonna sound worse than it is.
26:03There's a Coop conviction pool.
26:04Wow.
26:04Actually, Natalie says it out loud.
26:06It sounds pretty fucking bad.
26:07Okay.
26:07What's the action?
26:09I don't know.
26:10You're my friend.
26:11I stayed out of it.
26:12Barney?
26:13Well, I'm with Nick.
26:16Fine, but I took innocent.
26:17There it is.
26:18Though I parlay, there's a reasonable doubt.
26:20Smart play.
26:20Jules has you down for murder one.
26:22Oh, ladies got balls.
26:24Coop!
26:25I don't believe it!
26:26Oh, my God.
26:27Look at the catch right there.
26:29Hey, Coop!
26:30So great to see you.
26:31How you doing?
26:32How you doing?
26:32Holy shit.
26:33You're Nick Brandis.
26:34I am.
26:34Toby and Josh used to work for me.
26:36And the place has become a shit show without you, man.
26:39Oh, come on.
26:39That can't be true.
26:39Nah, get fucking serious, man.
26:41I don't know what you heard, but Rome is burning.
26:43It's a Swiss.
26:44They're threatening to pull out.
26:44Is that right?
26:45Totally.
26:45Jack is losing his shit over it.
26:47Dude, this is awesome.
26:48I wore your number in college.
26:50Yeah, you played?
26:51Yeah, D3, man.
26:52I'm very, very white.
26:53But I bought two of your fucking toilets.
26:56Changed my life.
26:57Oh, well.
26:59Do we get a waiter over here?
27:01We're buying these motherfuckers some drinks.
27:03Keep it coming, fellas.
27:04Hey, hey, hey.
27:06I take it from your general demeanor.
27:08The boys are on cocaine.
27:14Yeah, that's the good stuff.
27:16I mean, I think I could get past the fact that she cheated on me,
27:19but it's almost as if she's angry at me that she cheated.
27:22You know what I mean?
27:24Oh.
27:25Hey, you get those murder charges cleared up, you man?
27:28I'm working on it.
27:29I've been here.
27:29You did six months for tax evasion.
27:31It was nine months.
27:32It was fucking worth it.
27:33It was in Otisville, which is basically like a fucking summer camp.
27:37I worked on my tennis game and came out with some serious fucking contacts.
27:40Nothing but whales up there.
27:42I'm doing deals with three of them now.
27:43Fuck yeah, dude.
27:44You should go to Otisville, man.
27:46Yeah, or maybe I'll just get a fucking acquittal.
27:49This is the best I've felt in ages.
27:52Hey, buddy.
27:53Take it easy there.
27:54Oh, take it easy.
27:55No, no, no.
27:56There's no...
27:57There's not taking it easy.
28:00I'm back.
28:02Okay.
28:02Troy Boy's back.
28:04Troy Boy's back.
28:06Troy Boy's back.
28:06Troy Boy's back and back again.
28:08Troy Boy's back.
28:11Shit, buddy.
28:12Buddy?
28:14Oh.
28:18Daddy?
28:26Hello?
28:27Aw.
28:30I'm home.
28:35One or two.
28:40Have I try to save here?
28:43Aw.
28:43I'm here to it.
28:45I knew this I made from Vegas.
28:50So give it just a little more time.
28:55Big ass and a pretty face.
28:57Hit me on.
28:58I'm gonna get a taste.
28:59Big watch.
29:00I'm gonna kiss.
29:01Moving on hills.
29:02Get you on my way.
29:03I do real big.
29:05Think for a place.
29:06See you in the room.
29:07Out of space.
29:08Legendary area.
29:09Legendary blow.
29:10Sold out.
29:11Sold out.
29:12Sold out.
29:13In here.
29:14Let's go.
29:50Sold out.
30:01Sold out.
30:03Sold out.
30:04Sold out.
30:05Sold out.
30:05Sold out.
30:07Sold out.
30:08Sold out.
30:09Sold out.
30:10Sold out.
30:10Sold out.
30:10Sold out.
30:12Sold out.
30:24So, this whole murder thing.
30:28Yeah?
30:28I gotta say, I didn't see you coming.
30:33You, uh, think you're gonna beat it?
30:44Barney, we are shit-faced on a golf course at midnight, so why don't you ask me what you
30:51want to ask me?
30:51Because I don't want to ask you, and here's the scary thing, I don't know that I really
31:00care.
31:04So if you did do it.
31:05Okay, I didn't kill you.
31:06Okay.
31:08Okay, that's good.
31:09That's good.
31:09That's good.
31:12What let the record show I didn't ask?
31:22Are you scared?
31:25That's a stupid question, I'm sorry.
31:33How's the renovation going?
31:36I almost burned it down the other night.
31:39Are you in trouble on it?
31:41What?
31:42I honestly can't tell.
31:44We've got rooms in this house we've never even used.
31:47Now we're building more.
31:50Grace spends too much.
31:53I spend too much.
31:54It's like a bodily function at this point.
31:56We eat, we drink, we buy all this shit.
32:00And then we talk about the shit we bought, and then we talk about other shit we're gonna
32:04buy, and then we go by that.
32:10And sometimes I just walk around the house and I just look at the sheer volume of shit
32:15we have, and it fucking mystifies me.
32:19I mean, when did we become these people?
32:21You know, like when did, when did our lives get so empty, and we have to constantly stuff
32:30them full of all this shit?
32:38I don't know what happened to me.
32:39I don't think any of us do, buddy.
32:46Something's going on with you, you don't have to tell me why.
32:51But I just wanted you to know that I know.
32:58I don't know what I know.
33:03But I know, something happened to me, man, I don't even know if I can explain it.
33:10I got fired and the ground just shifted.
33:13Everything I thought I knew that was solid, fucking permanent, just, I don't know.
33:22I don't know.
33:24I was wrong about all the rules.
33:27It turns out there are no rules.
33:35So anyway, I've been breaking into people's houses and stealing stuff from them.
34:07I've been breaking into people's houses and stealing stuff from them.
34:08There's no cat in the city today.
34:09Oh, that's cool.
34:10I'll send Wally back for you after you've dropped me off.
34:13You sure?
34:15Wally, you good working today?
34:16Yeah, you got it, Nick.
34:18Problem solved.
34:19God bless you.
34:20All right, fellas.
34:24Last night was something.
34:27Yeah, let's never do it again.
34:55When Hunter was four years old, he would come running into our bedroom in the middle of the day.
35:00Terrified by whatever demons four-year-olds come up with in their dreams.
35:04I'd pull him into bed with me and he'd fall asleep in my arms.
35:09That was all it took to make him feel safe.
35:12It gets harder when they get older to protect them from all the things that might scare them
35:16or hurt them in any way.
35:18But you never stop trying.
35:21And then one day you realize the thing that's hurting them is you.
35:25What the hell happened to you?
35:31It was a long night.
35:34You know, I came by to see you yesterday.
35:38Mom told me.
35:39Well, that was nice of her.
35:41It would have been nicer if she let you in.
35:43Look, she's just...
35:46She's just doing what she thinks is best, you know?
35:52But, hey, pal, I want to tell you I'm sorry for all this nonsense.
35:58At first the divorce and now this mess.
36:04I never wanted any of this to happen, but I know that doesn't make it any easier on you,
36:08so I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
36:11Dad, are you going to jail?
36:16Okay, Hunter.
36:19This is important.
36:20Whatever else happens, I need you to hear this, okay?
36:23I did not kill Paul.
36:26I had nothing to do with that.
36:28I know you didn't.
36:30That's why I came here to tell you that.
36:33Well, I appreciate that.
36:38So I'm not going to go to jail for something I didn't do, all right?
36:44Now, I have a meeting today with Kat Resnick, who is the best at what she does.
36:51And we're going to figure this out, okay?
36:56Well, you should probably shower first.
37:00You stink.
37:02Good note.
37:05Anything else?
37:07I have a girlfriend.
37:34Good morning.
37:36Ah, shit!
37:42Rough night?
37:54I'll give you a thousand dollars for that cup of coffee.
38:02Fucking hell, Grace!
38:03I thought you looked bad in the hospital.
38:17I know what you're going to say.
38:19Doesn't really pay to say it, then, does it?
38:20He's my best friend, Grace.
38:27I think maybe you need to start coming to terms with the idea that your best friend may go to
38:32prison for murder.
38:34He didn't do it.
38:35Do you know that?
38:36Don't you?
38:39You don't know everything, Barney.
38:41I know enough.
38:48And you do, too.
38:54I don't even know enough about you.
38:56What was that supposed to mean, huh?
39:07Found that in your sweater drawer.
39:11Please tell me this has nothing to do with Coop.
39:24You and me, Barney, right?
39:28You and me before anyone else.
39:34You and me.
39:35You and me.
39:45Drink up?
39:54I'll run you a bath.
40:01Morning.
40:02Morning, Mel.
40:05Hi.
40:07How you doing, Mel?
40:09Okay.
40:10I was hoping we could talk.
40:12I do have an 11 o'clock, though.
40:15Your 11 o'clock canceled.
40:18A number of your patients have canceled.
40:24How many?
40:29Because of Coop?
40:31No.
40:32Not because of Coop.
40:45I can't imagine what you and your family are going through.
40:47The stress you're under.
40:48I'm fine, Deb.
40:50Oh, I don't think you are.
40:51I'm under some pressure, but I'm perfectly...
40:53You assaulted that woman.
40:54She hit me first.
40:55Whoa.
40:56Is that what I'm supposed to tell the parents of our patients?
40:59That it's all fine because she started it?
41:01It was self-defense!
41:03It was cognitive aggression.
41:04Okay, don't do that.
41:05What?
41:06Don't try to shrink me.
41:08I'm trying to have a conversation with you.
41:10Come on, Deb.
41:12Have you ever, in your entire life, just wanted to hit somebody?
41:16Of course I have.
41:17But I didn't.
41:18Well, maybe you should have.
41:19Because I gotta tell you, it's a lot more therapeutic than just wanting to.
41:23A moment of self-concordance, actually.
41:25And isn't that what we try to instill here in our patients?
41:28Mel?
41:28She fucked my husband and accused him of murder!
41:31Your ex-husband!
41:33What?
41:34Whatever!
41:36Mel, I think right now you need help.
41:40Uh-uh.
41:42I'm putting you on leave.
41:47I'm sorry.
41:52Look, right now?
42:04What happened to I don't lose?
42:05Sometimes a plea deal is a win.
42:07Not when I didn't do it.
42:09Come on, Kat.
42:10If this is about me coercing you, then-
42:12You're not coercing me.
42:13You're blackmailing me.
42:14And no.
42:15Regardless of what kind of shit you are and what kind of slut I am, we raised our kids together
42:19and I actually don't think you killed Paul.
42:22But I'm required to lay out your options.
42:25I've gone through the discovery.
42:26And?
42:26As your lawyer, I'm telling you, we should consider a plea deal.
42:31They had two labs confirm your DNA at the crime scene, murder weapon in your trunk.
42:36Do you have something you want to share that could help explain some of this?
42:42You lied about your relationship with Sam.
42:44She lied about it too.
42:44She was in Boston.
42:46It was Henry's birthday.
42:47What?
42:47Nothing.
42:49Coop, if we plead, you could be out before Hunter graduates college.
42:53Are you kidding me?
42:54I'm trying to help you.
42:55By putting me in jail?
42:57Come on, don't fuck me on this.
42:59You did that to yourself.
43:11Coop, I have talks like these every day.
43:14And I have to tell you, I don't think a jury is going to find you to be truthful.
43:19Why not?
43:19Because you're not telling the truth.
43:21About what?
43:22All of it.
43:22I don't believe that you were alone in that nightclub.
43:24I don't believe you hung out with your sister afterwards.
43:27And I don't believe your blood was on the floor just because you were fucking Sam.
43:32Whatever it is that you're not telling me, now would be a great time to tell me.
43:41It's complicated.
43:42You didn't.
43:42Yeah.
43:43Because I only handled the really simple murder trials.
43:47How'd that gun get in your car?
43:49I don't know.
43:50Bullshit, Coop.
43:51Give me something.
43:56I told you I didn't kill her.
43:58And I told you it doesn't matter.
44:02God damn it.
44:28Thanks man.
44:29Alright.
44:36Hey.
44:38Is that Nick's car?
44:40Yeah.
44:41My car is currently impounded to possibly be used as evidence against me.
44:47Hey, if this is about Hunter coming over to talk, I didn't mean to do-
44:51Wait, Hunter came over to talk?
44:55No.
44:58Can't even get two syllables out of that kid.
45:01Yeah, well.
45:04What can I say?
45:05I have a gift.
45:18I got fired today.
45:21Fuck.
45:22Because of me?
45:23I, uh, I'm actually capable of losing my job all by myself.
45:29I, um, I got in a fight with Sam.
45:35Like an argument?
45:37Yeah, like that.
45:39And then I punched her in the face.
45:41Oh.
45:44Yeah, I know.
45:45I saw the video.
45:46What the fuck are you asking me for then?
45:47Because I wanted you to hear you say it.
45:50Were you defending my honor?
45:53She called you a murderer.
45:55Yeah, it's kind of getting to where neither one of us can show our faces around here, huh?
46:05You're not one, right?
46:07A murderer.
46:09No.
46:10I'm not.
46:12Sorry for asking.
46:13Glad you did.
46:16What does Cal say? Can you beat this thing?
46:18She has floated the idea of a plea bargain to which I said go fuck yourself.
46:22Good.
46:27How did this become our lives?
46:44You rarely destroy your life in a single moment.
46:50It's usually a series of moments over time.
46:55When reality finally came crashing down on me, I could see every one of those moments perfectly lined up, as
47:00if it was all by my own design.
47:26The only real question was how the fuck did I not see a crime.
47:29The only real question was how the fuck did I not see a crime?
47:32What is it coming?
48:12What is it coming?
48:51What is it coming?
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