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00:10What's all this?
00:11Oh, I was just trying to earn my keep.
00:14I think you already did that.
00:15Oh, come here, beautiful.
00:19Let's go.
00:21Hang on, Tor. I made you a plate.
00:23Don't call me Tor, Nikki.
00:25Hey.
00:25My bad.
00:26Tori.
00:27But look, you're an athlete.
00:29You need to up your protein to build more muscle.
00:310.8 grams per pound.
00:33This right here is the breakfast of champions.
00:35That's not breakfast.
00:36It's a metaphor.
00:44Phil, I understand the overages.
00:46But how the fuck is landscaping costing me another 60 grand?
00:49Your wife asked us to level it back and add some trees.
00:51We'll give you lots of shade.
00:53Grace?
00:54Grace?
00:54I'm kind of busy here, babe.
00:57Can we catch up the trees?
00:59Hey, Phil!
00:59Truck's already here.
01:00Truck's over.
01:00Phil.
01:01Yeah?
01:02I need you on the rig.
01:05Hey, you know there's a ton of trees out there, right?
01:06Yeah, they'll give us a lot of shade.
01:08Hey, hey, hey.
01:09About these trees.
01:09Yeah, we need the shade.
01:11But do we?
01:11Sorry, we're running late.
01:12Okay.
01:13Have a great day.
01:14Bye, girls.
01:14Bye.
01:15Come on, let's go.
01:16Hey, Cooper.
01:16Hey, bye.
01:18Bye.
01:21Bye.
01:21You walk or drive?
01:22I walk.
01:22You told me to walk.
01:23Right.
01:24I'm taking my car.
01:26Come on.
01:28Okay.
01:39Jesus parties at the Spectre.
01:42Special edition, all electric.
01:44Grace bought it for me a few weeks ago.
01:46A Berkeley gift.
01:48Well, that was nice of her.
01:49No, no, no, no.
01:50It's brinksmanship.
01:52See, I can't come down on her about her spending if I'm driving on fucking Rolls.
01:55Come on, you love it.
01:58It is a hell of a car.
02:00It is so choice.
02:03I'm driving.
02:07Sure.
02:50A paper shadow in a house of stars.
02:55The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat I never knew how far the ride was gonna go
03:05Till I look back at the smoke You can't keep up with the Johnson
03:14Don't wanna run for the roses I got my pocket opposing
03:24Sometimes I wonder why Sometimes I wonder why
03:29I just don't ride with the Johnson Don't wanna smell their dying roses
03:40I got my pocket full of pulses I don't keep up with the Johnson
04:07So where are we going, anyway?
04:08We are going to see a lawyer.
04:10Barney, I can't sue Bailey Russell.
04:12They'll squash me like a bug.
04:13I'm sorry.
04:13I should have been more clear.
04:15We are going to see Rick Masiello.
04:19I got an appointment with Masie.
04:21How'd you get an appointment with Masie?
04:22Doesn't matter.
04:23Point is, as soon as Bailey hears his name, they'll settle.
04:27The last thing Jack wants is Masie putting on a big show and rattling his investors.
04:31He will be expensive.
04:33He'll do it on contingency.
04:35Who told you that?
04:36Well, not as such, but you'll convince him.
04:38It's gonna take half.
04:39Probably.
04:39But that other half is a lot more than you have now.
04:42You have bills to pay, my friend.
04:44Starting with mine.
04:45Nick Brandes.
04:48Nick!
04:49Hey!
04:49What's good, Barney?
04:51Just checking in on that refi for the gym.
04:53Dobbs is saying we can fund the next two locations without liquidating any of my marketing stations.
04:57Yeah, hey, sorry, Nick.
04:59I'm in the car with Coop.
05:00I'm on speaker?
05:01Yeah.
05:01Hey, what's up, Coop?
05:04You guys know the women have that self-defense thing tonight.
05:06Is that tonight?
05:07That's what I'm told.
05:08We're all bachelors tonight, fellas.
05:11So I'm gonna get some meat and booze and have everyone over to hang.
05:14You guys in?
05:15Sounds good.
05:15Yes, sir.
05:16What about you, Coop?
05:17Hard pass, Nick.
05:19Yeah.
05:19Well, uh, the invitation stands if you change your mind.
05:23Yeah, I won't.
05:24Thanks.
05:28Well, I'm gonna hang out before this gets awkward.
05:31See you tonight, Nick.
05:31All right, Barney.
05:32Uh, hit me back about the refi.
05:38What?
05:39What happened to Team Coop?
05:40You told me there are no teams.
05:41But if there were, obviously I'm on yours.
05:44Fuck Nick.
05:45But you'll go over to his house.
05:47The man throws a good party.
05:48We should go.
05:50You shouldn't.
05:52Well, as of a few days ago, Nick is my biggest client, so my hands are tied.
05:56Whoa.
05:58Shame if something happened to this car.
06:00Do not even joke about that.
06:06You can't win.
06:08I just gotta say that up front.
06:09You're a smart guy, Coop.
06:10You know you can't go the distance with these guys.
06:14Well, thanks for your time.
06:15Good news is, you don't have to win.
06:17You just gotta get past summary judgment.
06:19At which point, Bailey will start making offers.
06:21Then it becomes a negotiation.
06:23And I'm a great fucking negotiator.
06:25Will you do it on contingency?
06:28No.
06:29No.
06:29I gotta charge a full freight on this one, pal.
06:31Retainers, 200K.
06:33This could take a while.
06:34Once a while.
06:35Once a while.
06:35Three months?
06:36Six months?
06:36Hmm.
06:38Two.
06:38Three years.
06:39Jesus.
06:40Yeah.
06:40Southern District.
06:41It is what it is.
06:44You sure you got the money for this fight?
06:45He does.
06:49All right.
06:50Look, I gotta get back to court.
06:52Show you coffee on me, huh?
06:54So you're taking the case?
06:56I'm gonna mull it over.
06:57Check the schedule.
06:58I'll be in touch, okay?
07:01Two to three years?
07:03Managing expectations.
07:04I can't afford him.
07:05Look, pay the retainer and just watch the dominoes start to fall.
07:09You are being uncharacteristically optimistic.
07:11You've seen what's happening at my house.
07:14Optimism is the only option.
07:16Ugh.
07:17Come on.
07:18Go get some real coffee.
07:20You're buying.
07:23You got carpet moths.
07:25Carpet moths?
07:26Yeah, they lay their eggs in your rugs.
07:27I found larva in pretty much every room here.
07:29Jesus.
07:30Well, you know, it's a good thing you called me when you did.
07:32Otherwise, you'd have colonies here.
07:34Can you get rid of them?
07:35Yeah.
07:36Take a few treatments.
07:37Maybe three over the next month.
07:38It'll cost you $9,000.
07:41$9,000?
07:42Yeah.
07:43$10,500 if you want to go with the non-toxic chemicals.
07:45And I'll have to take that wall in the back of your closet down.
07:48And that one at a minimum.
07:50Are you serious?
07:51Yeah.
07:51I mean, look, they're in there.
07:52And they're spreading.
07:53First generation, best I can tell.
07:55But if you don't get rid of them now,
07:56you're gonna have colonies behind every wall in here,
07:59and you'll never get rid of them.
08:00When can't you start?
08:02We can have a crew here in a couple of days.
08:19Thanks for the ride, Barney.
08:20My pleasure.
08:26Hey!
08:28Coop.
08:30Come to Nick's tonight.
08:32Come on, you can stand to have a little fun.
08:35It's been over a year.
08:36Maybe it's time to let this one go.
08:38He slept with my wife.
08:41That's true, but it's a little reductive, isn't it?
08:43Well, I'm not saying Nick didn't fuck up.
08:46He fucked up.
08:47She fucked up.
08:48But maybe, maybe you fucked up too, right?
08:51A little bit?
08:52Marriages are complicated.
08:54So you're saying it's my fault?
08:55I'm saying it doesn't matter whose fault it is.
08:58We're all gonna be here for the foreseeable future.
09:01Do yourself a favor and get over it.
09:03Would you?
09:05I would pretend to.
09:07Well, I got my kids tonight, so...
09:10Okay, fair enough.
09:11I'll see you later, Barney.
09:13See you, Coop.
09:23Oh my God, she's so sweet.
09:28She looks like an angel.
09:33Oh, hey Andy, your friend is here.
09:36Hello, Coop.
09:39What are you doing here?
09:40I was in the neighborhood.
09:42In this neighborhood?
09:43Figured I'd stop by.
09:45See if you still wanted to do business.
09:52Well, I am going to hit the shower and leave you to your business.
09:56It was so nice to meet you, Lou.
09:58You too, Allie.
10:00Break a leg tonight.
10:07Nice girl, your sister.
10:08What are you doing in my house?
10:09I came for the watch.
10:11Thought you said you couldn't move it.
10:12I had to be sure you weren't a cop.
10:15So I looked into you.
10:16You looked into me.
10:17Rich guy loses his big job with his big hedge fund,
10:21suddenly has big liquidity problems.
10:23You could have sold your Maserati, but...
10:25What would the neighbors think if Andrew Cooper was suddenly driving a C-Class,
10:30so the Princeton finance superstar turns to petty crime?
10:35You have no idea what you're talking about.
10:37The Richemnil watch.
10:39It isn't yours.
10:40But it came from this neighborhood.
10:42Bradley Sperling.
10:44Couple of streets over from here.
10:47It took me one phone call to trace the serial number on the watch,
10:51find out who bought it, and where they live.
10:54Nothing so dangerous as someone who doesn't know what they don't know.
10:58Am I right?
10:59But what you do know is I know where you live.
11:03I know where your family lives.
11:07Are you threatening me?
11:09Don't think of it as a threat.
11:11It's more of a contract, really.
11:14That says, if you get caught, you won't talk about your new friend Lou,
11:19and if you do, there will be penalties.
11:23Honor among thieves.
11:25Not a thief.
11:27I don't know what you are yet.
11:30I think maybe you don't either.
11:39Now why don't you go get that watch?
12:09I can't talk to you.
12:11Why do you keep sending me the voicemail?
12:12It's more polite than hanging up on you.
12:14Is it?
12:15Which I'm gonna do now.
12:16Jack's gonna ask you to come to his office tomorrow.
12:18He's gonna tell you I hired Massey.
12:21Shit. Coop.
12:22Jack, fuck me, Liv. You know he did.
12:24Massey will drag me into it.
12:27My name will be in the papers.
12:28I'm not gonna let that happen, but you will be deposed.
12:30I'll be the whore in the story.
12:32Jack's gonna tell you to lie.
12:33And you're telling me not to?
12:34I'm asking you to do what's right.
12:38He took everything from me, Liv.
12:40And now you're gonna do that to me?
12:42This isn't about you.
12:43Yeah, the hell it isn't.
12:45I'm hanging up now.
12:47Liv, please.
12:49God.
12:52Hi, guys.
12:53Hey, Dad.
12:55Hey, Dad.
12:55How was school?
12:56Same old, same old.
12:57Smells good.
12:58Yeah, I'm making pasta.
13:00Oh, I'm going out with Jake.
13:02I thought I texted you.
13:04No, you...
13:06Oh, you did. Okay.
13:08I just came to drop my stuff off.
13:10Oh, she's taking me to Scott's so we can squeeze in a quick sound check.
13:14Who's Scott?
13:15McGregor.
13:17We're playing at a party later tonight.
13:19You don't remember?
13:20Okay.
13:21Right.
13:22So, no dinner?
13:23All right, kid. Let's go.
13:24I can eat leftovers later.
13:26Whoa, hold on.
13:27When are you guys planning on coming home?
13:29By 11 or 12?
13:31Yeah, soon.
13:32You know you both have school tomorrow.
13:36That's true.
13:37We do.
13:37Yeah, he's right.
13:38Solid parenting, Dad.
13:40Come on.
13:50Jesus.
13:51Hey.
13:52I didn't know you were still here.
13:55What are you doing?
13:56Sit down, have a drink.
13:57Watch, uh, Belgium's Finest.
14:00Can't.
14:01I got a gig.
14:02Again?
14:03Don't I have some surprise?
14:05Well, I'll, um, get cleaned up.
14:07I'll come listen.
14:08Mm-mm.
14:09I'll just kill the vibe and make me nervous.
14:13Okay.
14:15Where are the kids?
14:16Oh, blowing me off.
14:17Ugh.
14:18I'm sorry, Andy.
14:19I wish I could stay.
14:20I'm fine.
14:21Please.
14:22Do your thing.
14:23Oh, I hate to leave you like this.
14:25Like what?
14:26I've got pasta, scotch, Jean-Claude Van Damme.
14:31It's very exciting.
14:33Okay.
14:33Well, I'll see you later.
14:35Bye.
14:36Bye.
14:36Bye.
14:37Bye.
14:38Break a leg.
14:40You look very nice.
14:40Thank you very much.
14:50Hey.
14:51Hey.
14:52House is empty.
14:53Wanna come over?
14:54I can.
14:54I've got that self-defense thing.
14:56Jesus, you too?
14:57A woman's gotta know how to fight back.
14:59Against who, exactly?
15:01No idea, but I'll be ready for them when they come.
15:05Um, hey, I gotta go.
15:07Uh, call me later?
15:08Yep.
15:19Everyone I knew was out that night, and lately it seemed that loneliness was all it took to turn a
15:23bad idea into a good one.
15:25Oh, fuck it.
15:26Hey.
15:27You know the one lost it.
15:29So you saw it, right?
15:31I did.
15:31Did you go?
15:32It was like a jerk.
15:33Yeah, sure.
15:34Hi.
15:35Hi.
15:36Hey.
15:36Hi, girls.
15:38Great turnout.
15:39Who knew?
15:40I think they just like the excuse to come in and steal your decorating ideas.
15:44That looks great, by the way.
15:45Really?
15:46I was thinking about doing a refresh.
15:48Oh, whatever.
15:49Um, those are pot brownies.
15:51I'd wait till later.
15:53Are they gluten free?
15:55Obviously.
15:56Well, okay then.
15:59Okay, ladies.
16:01Who wants to get raped?
16:06That is the right answer.
16:08So put down your canapes, and let's get serious.
16:15All the wives were at Maggie and Suzanne's for Drunken Kung Fu, and the husbands were all getting loaded at
16:20Nick's, which meant I had my choice.
16:21Of empty houses.
16:25Back when Mel and I were married, we never said no to a dinner invitation from the Resnicks.
16:31Dom was a professional chef, and the meals were always first rate.
16:37Front door open.
16:42Secure.
16:43Kat Resnick was one of the most sought-after criminal defense attorneys in Manhattan.
16:47At two grand an hour, she was supposed to be a real shark in the courtroom.
16:52She was also supposed to be out for the evening.
16:55And that...
16:57That was not dumb.
17:19Hot dog.
17:21Hot dog.
17:22Hot dog.
17:24Hot dog.
17:25Hot dog.
17:27Hot dog.
17:39The kid was Blake Farkas, a year ahead of Tori and from what I could recall dating Kat's daughter, Alyssa.
18:02Domaine d'Auvenet Chevalier Montrachet Grand Cru 2013 Vintage, the brainchild of Lalou Bizet Leroy, a.k.a. the Queen
18:15Burgundy.
18:16A pioneer in biodynamic winemaking, she was known to treat her vines in Saint-Romain as living beings with their
18:21own personalities.
18:23This is the exact sort of curated horseshit that pretentious enophiles love, and let's face it, are there any unpretentious
18:29enophiles?
18:30Which is why they're more than happy to fork out 32 grand a bottle for it.
18:35At that price point, maybe tonight wasn't a total loss, as long as I could find a way out of
18:39here.
19:12Oh my god.
19:19Cole?
19:23Cole?
19:24Cole, where the hell are you?
19:26Out.
19:27Everyone's in next.
19:28You gotta come over.
19:29We talked about this.
19:31Yeah, but that was when I was sober.
19:33Like, just, just come on.
19:35What are you gonna do?
19:36You gonna go home and throw yourself another pity party in your empty house?
19:39I'm depressed just thinking about it.
19:41Look, just come over for me, okay?
19:43Come over.
19:44Come over.
19:44Oh!
19:45Oh!
19:46Oh!
19:47There is no way in hell I am coming over there.
19:52Mr. Cooper.
19:53Elena.
19:55Surprised to see me?
19:56Yes.
19:58Uh, sorry.
19:59I mean, no.
20:00I, I, I didn't know you were coming.
20:03They're downstairs.
20:04Great.
20:04Thanks.
20:06Thanks.
20:30get one of these now because once this baby hits the market it'll be too late i shit you not
20:38yeah i'm telling you this is tomorrow's toilet it's eco-friendly will take your temperature
20:44check your levels and clean your ass and balls every time you go yeah you too jules
20:50it's got bluetooth and wi-fi so you can play your music and it can email urine test results
20:57right to your doctor so the government can spy on your piss and i got nothing to hide okay fine
21:02i do i partnered with luxos mt these are going retail for 30 grand and i'm in for 20 when
21:09i'll
21:09spend on a dime i'm telling you man this this is gonna be my george foreman grill for that price
21:15it better cook your meat i didn't give you a head oh cats not doing that for you hey oh
21:20my god look at
21:21this group of degenerate gambling idiots hey hey cool cool what's up man you made it
21:31it means a lot that you're here really it's not make a big deal about it yeah no no
21:38wow grand crew that's a nice bottle it's all right i'll open it at the bar to let it breathe
21:43all right
21:43yeah glad you came
21:48captain kirk's toilet this is a nice development it's about time you listen to me and let the
21:54shit go i'm not letting anything go that fucking guy took my wife i'm not letting it take my friends
21:59too
21:59that's the spirit jesus how drunk are you well let's see i'm seven figures over a budget on the
22:06renovation my in-laws are moving to the u.s to be closer to us and my largest most profitable
22:11client
22:12threw a hand grenade into his career i won't pay his bills so pretty fucking drunk
22:20questions why are you not you make a good point
22:36the fuck is this your life is in danger right yes right so oh
22:45right you strike the throat it's a one-two you got it yeah you up here
22:53me yeah come on
23:06oh no i'm not laughing come on oh oh okay
23:16okay you uh oh great break break break ow oh okay knee and straight
23:24harder do it again sorry is this okay come on come on like you mean it like you mean it
23:29like you mean
23:30it all right now she is going to take away everything you care about everything you love
23:36now what are you gonna do
23:44hunter yo hunter yeah come here
23:51yeah uh this is hunter he's our drummer he's a bad man you gotta hear his grooves what school do
23:58you go to
24:03oh mayfield same as you really sorry it's okay i'm a great blue you anyway well keep an eye out
24:12for you
24:15mushrooms you want no no i'm good it'll up my drum or it'll take you to the next level
24:29okay
24:30come on it'll be cool
24:39i've got to introduce you to this guy that i buy from scotland he uses these reclaimed sherry barrels
24:44to build his own casks gives it this sweetness and mahogany tones guy's an artist
24:49out here scotch was like a fucking religion
24:53every time someone poured you a drink they'd have to give a fucking ted talk about the scotch
24:56then someone else would inevitably chime in about some great bottle they once had that you couldn't
25:00get anymore and blah blah blah i think at some point it just started to dawn on everyone that this
25:06was
25:07it these houses these wives these jobs this would be the sum total of their lives their futures were
25:13already written and so the quest to stave off the emptiness began scotch cigars smoked meats custom golf
25:20clubs high-end escorts entire industries built to cash in on the quiet desperation of rich middle-aged men
25:39who did i hear you left bailey russell
25:44yeah i've been developing my own thing with this family office out of dubai that's a big move
25:50congrats goop yeah thanks you investing it yet doing a lot of mezzanine work lately we should talk
25:56yeah we're still papering the deal what about my investments at bailey should should i be getting
26:01out i would no no
26:14let's go
26:21you don't know
26:23you don't know how you move me deconstruct me and consume me i'm all you stuff i'm out of luck
26:35i am so struck
26:37i have something in your eyes
26:41something in your eyes that is keeping my hope alive
26:44but i'm so myself when i look at you
26:48something so beautiful and true
26:52the world that's ugly and alive
26:56hard to even want to try
27:00they never forget
27:01they're up to be eaten
27:01but i know
27:04the world
27:06hearts
27:07& people
27:08yeah
27:08yeah
27:12oh
27:16ah
27:17& people
27:35Hunter! What the fuck, dude?
27:57I don't have the face that makes your grandma wanna smile. I don't have the milk that makes me wanna
28:04have a child. I don't have the disposition for drinks with the girls. I don't sleep for straight men cause
28:11they just ruin the world. Wanna be a good daughter but I push my mum away. Wanna be good patient
28:18but my doctor makes me pay.
28:20Someone harder. Yes, harder. You. Yes. What is that? No. That's a rape. You're right. You're right. It's not funny.
28:29You. You're killed. You're dead. You're dead. What would it be? Come on. That is bullshit. You're hitting like a
28:38victim. Is that what you are? Are you a victim? No. Why are you smiling? Do it. Hit it. Come
28:44on. Better. Better. Yes.
28:50Yes. Yes. Yes. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yes.
28:56Oh.
29:03I caress all the pain. Keep it deep inside. I can't grasp all the fangs. But I need some time.
29:16If the grass grows greener on the other side
29:23If you want, I'll be waiting
29:27But I need some time
29:30Give me two more days
29:34I love you
29:41Hey. That was really great.
29:44Thanks.
29:46Can I buy you a drink?
29:47I drink for free.
29:49It's getting part of the deal.
29:51Okay, well, can I buy myself a drink and keep you company?
29:56I'm Tom, by the way.
29:57Oh, you seem like a good guy, Tom, and with exceptional shoulders,
30:01but I'm gonna level with you.
30:03I'm a bad bet.
30:05That's cool. I know where all the exits are.
30:10Hang on.
30:12Hey, kid. What's up?
30:14Hi, Angel.
30:16Wait, no, no, no, wait. Slow down.
30:18Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down.
30:20Where are you?
30:30Hey, man. You know where Hunter is?
30:34Huh?
30:37Don't do drugs.
30:42Come on, man. I gotta pee. What's up?
30:44Come on, man. I gotta pee. What's up?
30:50Hunter. It's me, Allie.
31:11Hey, man. You got room for one more?
31:25Ooh.
31:29Fancy.
31:32What'd you take?
31:35Stem and a cap.
31:36Oh. Wow.
31:39You still tripping?
31:41That depends.
31:43You're sitting in the bathtub?
31:50Nobody ever sees me.
31:53You know?
31:55I don't know why.
31:56I guess that's just how I am.
31:58I've gotten used to it.
32:01But today, with the band, they finally saw me.
32:06And it felt good.
32:11And then I blew it.
32:14I get it.
32:15I have been there.
32:19I'm still there.
32:22I kinda live there, actually.
32:24We're a lot alike when it comes to that.
32:27We're afraid to be seen, but it doesn't mean we don't wanna be.
32:30Or need to be.
32:32Maybe that's why we're musicians.
32:34It's a chance to be seen.
32:35I will cut him, bitch!
32:39Fuck off!
32:39Come on! Hurry up!
32:45Anyway, in this particular case,
32:46I don't think you have to worry about anything,
32:48because whatever happened out there,
32:50those kids are so damn stoned,
32:52they won't remember tomorrow.
32:54You think so?
32:55Yeah.
32:57You ready to go home?
33:00Yeah.
33:01Okay.
33:04Well, um...
33:06You're gonna have to get up first,
33:07because I'm gonna need your help getting out of this thing.
33:17I would never hire a housekeeper that good-looking.
33:21I mean, Nick's gotta be banging her.
33:24I would.
33:25Yeah, I knew you would.
33:26Would she?
33:28Touche.
33:29That's some serious hardware.
33:31Let's check it out.
33:34There you go.
33:37Look at that, baby.
33:39You can hold it, you just can't put it on your finger.
33:41Why not?
33:42Uh, because you didn't win a fucking championship,
33:44now did you, Peter?
33:45Yeah.
33:58Damn, Paul.
34:00She's something else.
34:01Not bad, huh?
34:03Oh, yeah.
34:04That's nice.
34:05She's just a waitress at one of your restaurants?
34:08Uh, it's always good to have a bullpen.
34:10What about you, Dom?
34:12All those young waitresses, huh?
34:13Chef must get first pick.
34:15Come on.
34:16Not worth the fallout.
34:18No?
34:19Cat and I've got something pretty great.
34:21Ah!
34:22Ah!
34:24I really need to get divorced.
34:27Hey, how's that going with Sam, by the way?
34:29You guys gonna be able to avoid a whole legal thing?
34:32Not likely.
34:34She's bitter and jealous and greedy as fuck.
34:37That bitch is trying to clean me out.
34:39I made her a generous offer,
34:41but her bullshit attorneys convinced her
34:42she deserves a bigger slice of the pie.
34:44Tell you what, she's not gonna get it.
34:47Jesus, Paul, give it a rest.
34:49What's your problem, Coop?
34:50She's the mother of your children.
34:52Why you gotta talk like that?
34:52I guess we're just built different.
34:54Nick, there's fucking the mother of your children,
34:56and you brought him a fancy bottle of wine.
34:57Okay, I'll take it off.
34:58Just keep it civil.
34:59That chiseling whore is trying to clean me out.
35:02Gee, Paul, I don't know.
35:04If Sam let your fat ass fuck her
35:06with that tiny, sad little dick of yours,
35:08maybe she deserves a...
35:09Motherfucker!
35:10Fucker!
35:12What the hell?
35:13I'll fucking kill you, Paul!
35:14I'll fucking organize it!
35:16I'll fucking kill you!
35:17I'll fucking kill you!
35:18Yo!
35:19Dude!
35:20Woo!
35:21Okay!
35:22Okay, everyone, now it's a party!
35:25You know what?
35:26A thousand bucks to anyone who can score on me.
35:29Yeah!
35:30Yeah!
35:30Who's feeling lucky?
35:31Me!
35:32Yeah!
35:34Let's go downstairs!
35:36You know the definition of a baller.
35:41That's me.
35:42C-H-I-N-G.
35:44Tell the why.
35:44Let me explain it to you.
35:46I'm a baller.
35:47Same.
35:48High roller, baby.
35:50Baby, baby.
35:51Shy caller.
35:52That's right.
35:53Ain't nobody getting crazy.
35:55Driving crazy, baby.
35:56You a hater.
35:58You a hater.
35:58Why you trying to play me?
36:00I don't think you know.
36:02Baby, baby.
36:03Baby, baby.
36:03You know I can't believe.
36:05I'm a baller for real.
36:06Baby, baby.
36:07Girl, I know you do the nasty.
36:08Nasty.
36:09I can tell when you walk past me.
36:11Nasty.
36:11And you're probably looking flashy.
36:13Earth things on your mind, just ask me.
36:15I know my earth related to the whiskey.
36:18Wabbit.
36:19Carrots all in it.
36:20Jazzy, it's a habit.
36:21Uh.
36:22Hovers my cash.
36:23Outside I got a Benz and Jack.
36:26Baby, baby.
36:27Come on, man.
36:28Come on, man.
36:28Come on, man.
36:29Oh!
36:29Oh!
36:32Denied.
36:33Access denied.
36:35Not today, motherfucker!
36:37Not ever.
36:38Not in my house.
36:39All right, who's next?
36:40Can you take this?
36:41Jerry!
36:42Jerry!
36:43Jerry!
36:44Jerry!
36:45Okay, okay.
36:46Enough of that.
36:48Jerry, you played D1, didn't you?
36:49Sure did.
36:50Okay.
36:51Hope you brought your A game.
36:52All right.
36:52Hundred bucks on Jerry.
36:54Ten to one.
36:54Who's got it?
36:55I'll take that action.
36:56Come on, man.
36:58Come on, Jerry.
36:59Come on.
37:00Come on.
37:01Come on.
37:01Oh, you gonna post me up here?
37:03Is that the plan?
37:04Come on, Jerry.
37:04What you think is a pick-up game of the life?
37:05Give me that.
37:07Cookies!
37:08Come on, Nick.
37:09Give me that.
37:11Cookies!
37:12Give me that.
37:13Give me that.
37:13Give me that, Jerry.
37:15Yeah, I'll play defense, too.
37:17This is what the people want.
37:18Come on, Jerry.
37:19Come on, Jerry.
37:20There it is.
37:21This is what the people want.
37:22Jerry!
37:24Oh!
37:25Come on!
37:25Oh, shit!
37:27Oh, fuck!
37:28Oh, no, no, no, no.
37:28God damn it!
37:29Oh, shit!
37:31I'm sorry, Jerry.
37:32Hold on.
37:32Let me just check it.
37:33Oh, what the fuck?
37:34Oh, fuck!
37:36Hey, call 911.
37:38This is bad.
37:39Can I walk it off, man?
37:40Fuck!
37:41Shit, I'm sorry, Jerry.
37:42Damn it.
37:43It's all right.
37:43Oh, I hate seeing shit like this.
38:00I can handle Paul fucking someone half his age.
38:03I mean, it's shitty and cliche and pathetic.
38:06But he's enough of a narcissist to believe some young thing pretending to be attracted to him.
38:11But it's the recklessness of it.
38:14I mean, that's what pisses me off.
38:16I'm just lucky he didn't give me herpes.
38:19The witcher has herpes?
38:20No.
38:21I have no idea.
38:22I'm just saying theoretically.
38:24Theoretical herpes.
38:25Um, anyone can see this girl as just a band-aid.
38:30I mean, one day soon he's gonna wake up, and he's gonna look in the mirror, and then he's gonna
38:33realize that whatever his damage is, it's still there.
38:38Mm.
38:39And also, after cheating on me God knows how many times, he's lawyering up as if I'm the one who
38:45committed the crime.
38:46I mean...
38:49I guess I have it easier with Coop.
38:52Well, yeah, it's not really the same.
38:54I mean, you're the Paul in your equation, right?
38:57What?
38:58No, I'm sorry.
38:58I'm not trying to say that you're like Paul.
39:01I just meant that you're the one who had the affair.
39:03I mean, not that I'm judging you.
39:05I mean, far from it.
39:07I'm gonna stop talking now.
39:08Oh my God, I'm Paul.
39:09No, you're not Paul.
39:10No, you're right.
39:12I am the one who cheated.
39:16But that was after years?
39:19Years.
39:21I'm just trying to get Coop to pay attention to us.
39:29To me.
39:35No matter what I tried, the chasm between us got wider and wider, and at a certain point, there was
39:41nothing I could do.
39:43So you fucked one of his best friends.
39:46I'm sorry.
39:47Wow.
39:48I'm sorry.
39:49It's the brownies.
39:50It's the brownies.
39:51It's not because I beat the shit out of you just now.
39:54What?
39:55Oh my God, that is so cute that that's what you think happened.
39:57That's really delusional.
39:58If they hadn't stopped me, I would have pushed you right through that wall.
40:01You're so crazy.
40:01You're so crazy.
40:02I could kick your tight little Ivy League ass so fucking fast.
40:05Look at this.
40:05Are you kidding me?
40:06What?
40:06Look at my guns.
40:07Look at my guns, bitch.
40:09That is...
40:10There's nothing.
40:10Look at this.
40:11Look at it.
40:12Feel it.
40:13Feel it.
40:13Let me feel it.
40:14Is this...
40:14Can I just do this?
40:15Ow!
40:15Ow!
40:16Oh my God!
40:17Yeah.
40:18Okay, Mel.
40:19Ow.
40:20What the fuck are you doing?
40:22Yeah, took that.
40:23Can you just...
40:24What the fuck?
40:31No.
40:33Come on.
40:34Tap out!
40:35That's not how tapping out works.
40:40Oh my God.
40:42Oh my God.
40:46Oh.
40:49Oh.
40:53Life started disappearing.
40:56Becoming like one small part of his life instead of the thing that mattered most.
41:02It was like he only had so much space in him and I just wanted too much of it.
41:08Well, I don't think Coop has that space in him.
41:15Maybe he did once, but not anymore.
41:20You have a lot of pent up aggression. You really need to get laid soon.
41:26Yeah.
41:27I know.
41:30All right, I gotta go.
41:35Yeah, me too.
41:43Do you wanna talk about the bag of cash?
41:45Nope.
41:50You ever look at something you've been staring at for so long?
41:55You suddenly realize you stopped seeing it a long time ago?
42:00What are we talking about?
42:03My life.
42:09Oh, shit.
42:15Fuck, Barney.
42:19I am so sorry.
42:21That's a prototype.
42:23I am so sorry.
42:26I am so sorry.
42:27If you're in the market for metaphors,
42:30look no further than a man vomiting into a $30,000 toilet
42:33that isn't connected to any plumbing.
42:39Though, once you get into a certain frame of mind,
42:42everything in this town is a fucking metaphor.
42:45Which can make it really hard to figure out what,
42:47if anything, is real.
43:14If anything, is real.
43:16Have a good day.
43:22Hey, Hunter.
43:50Hey, you.
43:51Hey.
43:52I stopped by your house.
43:54I saw Allie.
43:55She said you'd be out here.
43:56She's living with you now?
43:58Yeah, she's going through some stuff.
43:59I didn't want her to be alone.
44:01That's a lot to take on.
44:03Well, I'm all she has.
44:06She has me too, Coop.
44:07I hope you know that.
44:07I hope you know that.
44:12Nick says you're not a Baylian?
44:14Yeah, I'm, uh, starting with a new fund out of the UAE.
44:18Less oversight, better upside.
44:20Just like that?
44:21Time for a change.
44:22You were with Bailey for a long time.
44:24Yeah, well, you were with me for a long time, weren't you?
44:26Okay, Coop.
44:27Don't worry, you'll get your checks.
44:29Oh, fuck you.
44:30What do you want from me, huh?
44:33What? Tell me.
44:34You've just become impossible to talk to.
44:36Yeah, here you are, still trying to do it.
44:41I've been thinking about getting a professional coach for Tori.
44:44It's about a thousand a week.
44:45I just wanted to run a fight.
44:47I am her coach.
44:48And she works here with Eddie.
44:50She's doing just fun.
44:51I know. I'm talking about a professional.
44:52You're talking about one of Nick's guys, huh?
44:53This isn't about Nick.
44:54This is about what's best for Tori.
44:56The next few months are critical, and you know how badly she wants a chance to play for Princeton.
44:59She doesn't need a professional coach.
45:02At the very least, she needs someone who shows up.
45:04I show up.
45:05No, Coop.
45:05You come around just enough to convince yourself that you do.
45:09That is bullshit.
45:09Okay, we're not having this fucking conversation again and again and again.
45:12You damn well better show up for her.
45:15You understand?
45:16Anything else?
45:42You got a lot of watches here, Mr. Sperling.
45:44Why would a thief take only the one?
45:47That one alone is worth 225 grand.
45:51So, the thief didn't want to be greedy.
45:54The fact that the other watches are here makes me wonder if you might have misplaced it.
46:00Who misplaces a watch? It's that expensive.
46:02I don't know. Maybe the same person who buys one?
46:06What?
46:08You got a picture of that watch?
46:10Yes. And ownership papers. I'll be right back.
46:17You got a beef with this guy?
46:19Just trying to help him find his watch.
46:20You think we're actually gonna find it?
46:21I don't know. But we're gonna make it a priority.
46:25Really?
46:26No. Not really.
46:27I don't know.
46:27I don't know.
46:45I don't know.
46:49I don't know.
46:54I don't know.
46:58We're gonna leave it.
47:05I don't know.
47:06I don't know.
47:08I don't know.
47:09and bring force.
47:18My shrink would have had a field day
47:20unpacking the fact that I was stealing
47:22from the guy who slept with my wife.
47:27But I didn't have a shrink.
47:30What I did have was a YouTube tutorial,
47:33Nick's championship ring,
47:34and the notion that, all things considered,
47:37I was getting pretty good at this.
47:44Or not.
48:31I was getting pretty good at this.
48:38I was getting pretty good at this.
49:08I was getting pretty good at this.
49:09I was getting pretty good at this.
49:09I was getting pretty good at this.
49:10I was getting pretty good at this.
49:11I was getting pretty good at this.
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