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00:30Oh!
00:39Fuck.
00:48Fuck.
01:08Oh, my God.
01:32I know what you're thinking. The pool is a metaphor.
01:36But it was also very fucking real and very fucking cold.
01:40I wasn't generally the kind of guy who did a lot of introspection.
01:43Of course, until very recently, I wasn't the kind of guy who woke up on the floor of someone else's
01:48house
01:48covered in a dead guy's blood before falling into the pool.
01:51But here we are.
01:52And at that moment, I couldn't help but catch a fleeting glimpse out of the corner of my eye
01:58of the swirling hot mess of my life
02:00and wonder how the hell everything could go so wrong so fast.
02:07This is what happens.
02:13Oi, come on.
02:15Shots, shots, shots.
02:16Yeah, bartender.
02:18What shots do?
02:20What is she drinking? Let's have some of that.
02:22That's nice.
02:23That's pretty nice.
02:24What do you want?
02:25Get you something?
02:25Three fucking promotions.
02:28How much did you make?
02:29How much did you make?
02:32Huh?
02:37McAllen, 25.
02:39Bartender took me off.
02:41It's an expensive drink. I hope I'm worth it.
02:43Don't worry. You're buying.
02:46Liv Cross.
02:47Andrew Cooper.
02:48I know. I work at Mike Shepard's Group.
02:50Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't recognize you.
02:52It's fine. Mike doesn't let us go above the seventh floor very often.
02:56The Patrick Bateman fanboys over there were getting a little wild.
02:59I thought it might be better if I looked occupied.
03:01Happy to help.
03:02For a minute there, it looked like you were going to come over to me, but I got impatient.
03:06Yeah, well, I'm recently single for the first time in quite a while,
03:11so I'm afraid I don't have much game.
03:12You're saying you have no game. That's your game.
03:15It's pretty weak. See what I mean?
03:17You were married?
03:18Yeah, 18 years.
03:20That would make you...
03:21Far too old for you.
03:22I don't really see age that way.
03:24That's because you're what, 27?
03:2528.
03:26And that's your game.
03:28Maybe.
03:29Or maybe you've been wrapped up in the conventions of marriage and children...
03:33Who?
03:34...for so long, living amongst other married people with children
03:37that you haven't considered that there may be an entire segment of the population
03:40who make different choices and have different goals.
03:44So what are your goals?
03:45Uh, lasting love, hot, healthy sex, financial comfort, peace of mind, harmony.
03:52I think those are everybody's goals.
03:53And how many of them have you achieved?
03:55I'm just saying maybe you should rethink the rules a little bit.
04:00That could be your father.
04:01I have one already.
04:03Milt. Good guy and quite a bit older than you.
04:06Strangely, that feels like a win.
04:08Then you need to get out more.
04:09I'm out. Right now.
04:11No, you're not. Not really. Not yet.
04:14I'm sorry. Do you talk to everybody like this?
04:16You didn't ask me if I've been married.
04:18Have you been married?
04:18Yes. Two years.
04:20Well, you were too young.
04:21I was.
04:23Also, it turned out he liked fat hookers.
04:25Different strokes.
04:26The irony is I was morbidly obese as a teenager,
04:29but that was long before he met me.
04:31Still, after I happened upon his browsing history,
04:33I did wonder if he'd somehow sensed the fat girl in me when we met,
04:36and that's what drew him to me.
04:38Trust me, that's not what drew him to you.
04:41Where's that game of yours?
04:47Oh, look.
04:49I get that, by and large, guys your age are idiots.
04:54Whatever that is over there,
04:56swinging their whiskey dicks around.
05:00Narcissistic man boys far out of their depths with you
05:02in conversation and in bed.
05:04So, by comparison,
05:06man my age looks like the perfect antidote, right?
05:08I'm thoughtful, I'm wise, I'm more of a man,
05:11whatever the fuck that means these days.
05:12But you're 27?
05:1328.
05:1328, so you're 20 years younger than me.
05:15And at this moment in time, it works, right?
05:18I have money, you have freedom,
05:20we could travel the world together,
05:21we could learn things from each other.
05:23Conversation on in bed.
05:24Yeah, right.
05:26You'll find me very interesting,
05:27because I have two decades more worth of stories than you,
05:30and I find you very interesting,
05:31because you live your life in the moment
05:32with the kind of reckless immediacy
05:34that I lost a million years ago.
05:36So we'll have no trouble keeping each other entertained,
05:38and that'll work for a while, right?
05:42Then skip ahead 10 years, you'll be 38, I'll be 58.
05:45That's when things can start to get a little shaky.
05:47You might want kids, I already have them.
05:49You might start thinking,
05:50oh, have I missed out on one of life's great experiences,
05:52and you'll still be stunning.
05:54You think I'm stunning?
05:55I'll be aging.
05:56Well, I can tell you're going to age very well.
05:58You can tell that because it's already started to happen.
06:00The point is that we'll have less sex and more wine,
06:03and maybe that'll still work for a time.
06:05Has anyone ever told you that you talk a lot?
06:07Well, I misplaced my inner monologue
06:09and my wife right around the same time.
06:11Anyway, let's skip ahead another 10 years.
06:13Must we?
06:14I'll be 68 years old,
06:16no matter how well I take care of myself.
06:18My prostate's going to do what it does,
06:20so will my hair,
06:21and you'll start spending your days
06:22thinking about what your life looks like after I kick it.
06:24Meanwhile, every time you leave the house,
06:27I'll wonder what young stud you'll be fucking.
06:29Really?
06:31Are you that insecure?
06:32Well, not yet, but I will be.
06:33What about character?
06:34Yours or mine?
06:35You're so sure I'll cheat?
06:36No, I'm just sure I'll worry about it.
06:38You have this very strange mix of confidence and low self-esteem.
06:41So, I'll be the jealous old troll,
06:42and you'll be a restless woman in her sexual prime,
06:44and we'll both be consumed by this nagging fear
06:46that the last years of our life,
06:48the toughest ones,
06:49will be spent completely and utterly alone.
06:52Wow.
06:53Just wow.
06:55When did you come up with all of that?
06:57Oh, in the 10 seconds it took you
06:59to walk from that stool to this one.
07:02Well, I could sit here and offer a full-throated rebuttal,
07:05but honestly, man, I was just looking to get laid.
07:08How many problems do you have with that?
07:14None come to mind.
07:15None come to mind.
07:27None come to mind.
07:53this is what happens
08:01you land a job right out of college at a major firm
08:03you're just another cog in a very large wheel
08:06but you've got your foot in the door
08:09you get a shitty apartment in the city that you can barely afford
08:12because you know the money will come
08:14you get married because you know
08:18and she moves into that shitty apartment
08:22you're dead broke but there's two of you now
08:24you're in it together and that feels good
08:29side note
08:30no one will ever fuck you the way she did in that shitty apartment
08:35including her
08:39so you work your asses off and you dig yourselves out
08:41hardest easiest money you'll ever make
08:49and then when you're feeling good about things when things are you know copacetic
08:54you have the first kit
09:00you buy a house 30% down 30 year jumbo at four and a half percent
09:03and you're broke again
09:09so you work harder longer hours
09:11you start earning some big bucks
09:13which only serves to make you aware of the even bigger bucks you could be earning
09:18kid number two
09:20house number two
09:22broke again
09:27but it's a different kind of broke
09:29you're leveraged
09:30which is a fancy way of saying you've got something to show for your efforts
09:33the house
09:34the cars
09:35the stuff
09:38and by now you've lost sight of whatever naive plans you may have once had
09:42or the things that mattered to you when you were starting out
09:44you're moving too fast to ask yourself those hard questions
09:47like when is it enough
09:49and really what's the point of all this shit
09:56house number three
10:02then one day about five years after you bought the place
10:05you look up and realize that you've gotten there
10:06to that hallowed plateau
10:08where for the first time you can actually afford your own life
10:11and in that mystical nexus where you seem to have wrangled life
10:13and all of its infinitely complex challenges into submission
10:17that's generally where you will find your wife of 18 years
10:20in your bed
10:23with one of your closest friends
10:41house number four
10:42a rental
10:43it's small but don't worry
10:45it's also depressing
10:47the suburbs are
10:51alone to drive
10:53and you told me
10:55we'll never survive
10:58grab your mother's keys
11:01we're leaving
11:21why are we still holding impact pro
11:23we're mostly out
11:24mostly
11:24did he really just say that
11:26they're gonna rebound
11:26guys i've been telling you
11:27we are making money across the book
11:29we don't need to get dinged in emerging tech
11:31blow out of it today
11:32you got it boss
11:35what's wrong with him
11:36me? nothing
11:37he got dumped
11:38oh is that news
11:39i love her man
11:41no you don't
11:42you love love
11:43that's all
11:44i just i don't know what to do
11:45i do
11:45blow out of pack pro
11:47thank you
11:50morning koop
11:50jack
11:52gentlemen
11:53we're on for squash today
11:54are we
11:55did mary send me an email
11:56probably my mistake
11:57got your bag here
11:58yeah
11:59great
12:00noon
12:00noon
12:01excellent
12:07come on man
12:08put it in
12:17serve it
12:18god damn it
12:24oh
12:26how are the kids
12:27oh they're fine
12:28wife
12:29ex-wife
12:30yeah she's still with the putts
12:32what's his name
12:32the basketball player
12:33nick
12:35yes
12:35yeah he'd get his
12:37karma right
12:38speaking of which
12:40i gotta deliver some bad news
12:41jesus jack
12:42cancer's not back
12:43is it
12:44but no god no
12:45no my
12:46sole remaining testicle
12:48is in good shape
12:48very good
12:49no the thing of it is
12:51coop
12:52you're fired
12:53oh great
12:55no i'm serious
12:56i gotta let you go
12:59what
13:01this girl
13:02what's her name
13:03olivia something
13:03hold on wait
13:04girl
13:04what what girl
13:05what are you talking about
13:06cross
13:07olivia cross
13:08li
13:09live cross
13:11managing director
13:12sleeping with an associate
13:14wait a minute
13:15no she never worked under me
13:16she was in shepherd's
13:17and and
13:17i i don't think i'd ever
13:19even met her before
13:20doesn't matter if you met her
13:21it matters if you fucked her
13:22you did fuck her right
13:26fuck me
13:27it was like a weekend
13:29at like three months ago
13:31completely consensual
13:32i mean she came on to me
13:33it's not the point
13:34you were her superior
13:36i told you
13:37i i i didn't even know her
13:39but you knew that you worked for shepherd
13:40right
13:42you see coop
13:42the thing is
13:43in her mind
13:44she was passed up for a vp slot
13:46vp
13:47she's 27 years old
13:48no she's 28
13:49and i'm not here to litigate
13:50you can't fire me jack
13:52well
13:53we have a very strict
13:54non-fraternizing clause
13:56or so i'm told
13:57why the fuck did you bring me here
13:59to fire me
14:02hr needed to get in your office
14:03to get your computer
14:04proprietary information
14:06you know the drill
14:06those are my clients
14:07well according to the
14:09non-solicit you signed
14:10they're ours
14:11for at least another two years
14:13you're really gonna bury me like this
14:15you know how this goes
14:18my capital account
14:20that's my money jack
14:21you're fired you're fired for cause
14:22no way come on jack you cannot do that
14:24everything i have is in that account
14:26you destroy me jack
14:28sorry it has to be this way
14:29but it has to be this way
14:32i'll sue
14:33they'll give you a six month's draw
14:35if you don't
14:36fuck you
14:40well i'll give you a few days
14:42to decide
15:01where did you try to spell
15:02but i think you should have
15:02that'll come out
15:02so
15:02i'll again
15:02last night
15:02you
15:02oh
15:04youアンタ
15:04we got
15:04we got
15:04that'll
15:05look really too
15:06you
15:06we
15:06got
15:10you you
15:12we
15:12where
15:12Come on.
15:32Hold her.
15:33Out.
15:47What are you doing here?
15:50Wrapped up a little early.
15:51Thought I'd come pick you up.
15:52It's not Tuesday.
15:54I know.
15:55I thought maybe we could hang out a little.
15:57Maybe go get some ice cream.
15:58Am I in trouble?
15:59Jesus, Hunter, no.
16:00Can't the father just spend some unscheduled quality time with his son?
16:23How's that tutor we got you?
16:24Is she working out?
16:26I guess.
16:29You got a girlfriend?
16:31No.
16:32Any prospects?
16:33No.
16:37You think at some point today you might respond to me with an answer longer than two syllables?
16:43Maybe.
17:00You're coming in?
17:01Yeah.
17:02Tori's here.
17:03I want to say hi.
17:05Hi, Bob.
17:06Hey, Mom.
17:07How was your dad?
17:08Good.
17:13What are you doing here?
17:15I took Hunter for some ice cream.
17:17That's not Tuesday.
17:18So I've been told.
17:20Is Tori here?
17:21She's not home yet.
17:25What?
17:25What?
17:26What is the look?
17:28I don't give you any look.
17:29You are giving me the look that is the look where you're trying not to give me a look.
17:32So what's the problem?
17:37I think it's a little tricky when you show up on a day that it isn't your day.
17:40I took him out for ice cream.
17:41My God.
17:43It's confusing for him.
17:44Boundaries are there for a reason.
17:45Boundaries?
17:46You mean, like, monogamy?
17:48Really, Coop?
17:49It's been almost two years.
17:50When are you going to stop playing that card?
17:52I don't know.
17:52What is the statute of limitations on adultery?
17:55Probably less time than you've spent playing the sad cuckold.
17:59Who says cuckold?
18:00You know what?
18:00Who are you?
18:00If you were even remotely self-aware, you'd realize these things don't happen in a vacuum.
18:04And you could maybe take a little portion of responsibility for your side of it.
18:08Okay, I'm sorry, but you sleep with Nick.
18:10You kick me out of this place.
18:11I'm forced to pay for this entire mess, and I'm the one that's not being responsible.
18:15I'm not doing this right now.
18:17Oh, well, it's really no fun doing it alone.
18:20Oh, hey.
18:21What?
18:22Did he tell you he needs a new drum kit?
18:24He needs a new drum kit?
18:26What is wrong with his old one?
18:27I don't know.
18:28It's old and warped.
18:29This band he's playing with, and they're very good, by the way, said he needs a new one.
18:32Nick offered to pick one up.
18:34No, Nick doesn't need to pick up a drum set for my kid.
18:37I'm just saying, if you're really busy...
18:38I can handle it.
18:41Oh, wait.
18:42Goop.
18:43I took Tori to the dermatologist.
18:45Her skin is fine.
18:46Yeah, you do want to tell her that?
18:48She wants this new laser treatment.
18:50It's three times, and then you're done.
18:51$1,500 a pop.
18:54They're gonna email you the invoice.
18:55Every time I see you, it costs me money.
18:57Let's try sticking to Tuesdays.
19:01Tell Tori her father says hi.
19:06Jesus.
19:09Christ, are you fucking kidding me?
19:14Oh, shit.
19:15I'm sorry.
19:16That is totally my bad, man.
19:18Yeah, it was.
19:19Here, let me give you my info.
19:21Tori?
19:22Hi, Daddy.
19:24Jake, this is my father.
19:25Daddy, this is Jake.
19:28Pleasure to meet you, sir.
19:30I'm sorry I had to ding your car to do it.
19:32Wait, who are you?
19:34Jake Weston.
19:35Okay, that tells me nothing.
19:36He's my boyfriend.
19:38I'm sorry, how old are you?
19:40I'm 20, sir.
19:42Stop calling me sir.
19:43No one's buying it.
19:44Sorry.
19:45Okay, you're 20.
19:46She's 17.
19:47Are you familiar with the laws in this state?
19:49Daddy.
19:49It's not like that, sir.
19:50Jake, is it?
19:51If you call me sir one more time,
19:53I'm going to punch you in the dick.
19:54Dad, you're being crazy.
19:55Mom, Dad's being crazy.
19:56You're okay with this?
19:57Why don't you guys go inside
19:57and get something to eat?
19:58Hi, Jake.
19:58You know about this.
19:59You're fine with it.
20:00I'm sorry.
20:00Okay, fuck off, Jake.
20:02Fuck right off.
20:05What is your problem?
20:06What is your problem?
20:07You're okay with the statutory rape of our daughter.
20:10Oh, please.
20:10You don't know what she's in love with him.
20:11She is a child.
20:12He's 20 years old.
20:13How is that okay in your world?
20:14Baby, he's the Melandic.
20:16Great, Nick's here.
20:17Hi.
20:18Hey, cool.
20:19He'll solve it.
20:22Let me get out here to see this man.
20:25Hi.
20:26Oh, okay.
20:27Right, yeah.
20:28You know, I was about to grill up
20:30these terrific skirt steaks I just picked up.
20:32I mean, why don't you stick around?
20:36Why don't I stick around?
20:37Hmm.
20:38Uh, why don't I stick around?
20:40I guess why I don't stick around
20:41is probably because the idea
20:42of going into my backyard
20:44and eating steaks grilled
20:46on my $5,000 grill
20:47by the man who's fucking my wife
20:49would make me want to take
20:50my Shun Fuji steak knife
20:52and cut out my own heart.
20:54That's probably why
20:55I don't want to stick around.
20:56So, I'm gonna go.
21:00I get it, Coop.
21:02I feel you, man.
21:02I really do.
21:03I'm just trying to find a way past this,
21:06you know, for all of us.
21:08Yeah, good luck with that.
21:11Tell that little shit
21:12I'm gonna send him a bill.
21:14Watch your toes, baby.
21:28I drove all that night
21:29while Haskell slept like a log.
21:32After a while,
21:33I began to get sleepy myself.
21:36I was happy, though.
21:38Soon I'd be in the sewer.
21:40The long trip was practically over
21:42and there'd be no more
21:42hooking it down the concrete.
21:44Oh.
21:45The future.
21:47Which couldn't have been brighter
21:49if I'd embroidered it
21:49with neon lights.
21:51It was nice to think
21:52of Sue shooting to the top.
21:57Maybe it was for me, too.
21:59Don't you realize if I'm caught?
22:00I want to know where
22:01I got the car and stuff.
22:02They'll have me in a murder charge.
22:03You're smart.
22:04You won't get caught.
22:06I know what you said.
22:07Hey.
22:09What are you doing?
22:13Hi.
22:14Hi.
22:15Yeah!
22:16Fuck yeah!
22:17Come on!
22:18Samantha's husband, Paul,
22:19made his fortune in diners.
22:20He had nine of them,
22:21a 44-inch waist,
22:23and a serious case
22:23of erectile dysfunction.
22:25Yeah!
22:26God damn it!
22:27Since they separated,
22:28she'd been making up
22:29for lost time.
22:30Ow!
22:35Cheers.
22:38I think you actually
22:39broke the skin.
22:40Ah, well,
22:41that's how you know
22:41I wasn't faking it.
22:44Are you okay?
22:45Mm-hmm, yeah.
22:49Do you have to go?
22:50Uh, no.
22:53Why, did you,
22:53did you want me to go?
22:54No, I just,
22:55you looked like you
22:58had something
23:00important.
23:01No.
23:03Okay, okay.
23:06Hey, what just happened?
23:08What?
23:09Everything's perfect.
23:10No, if you have something
23:11you want to say,
23:12please just say it.
23:13I mean,
23:14you were just literally
23:14coming inside me
23:15a minute ago
23:16and now you can't
23:16get rid of me fast enough.
23:17Oh, Sam, God.
23:19No, honestly,
23:19it's fine.
23:20No, it's fine.
23:20I'll go.
23:21Seriously, I mean,
23:22it's biology, right?
23:23The dopamine crash
23:24after the rush of orgasm.
23:25I thought maybe
23:26something was going
23:26on with your kids.
23:27No, my kids are fast asleep,
23:28but thank you so much
23:29for your concern.
23:30Okay, look,
23:30maybe something's
23:31getting misconstrued here.
23:32I feel like
23:33you're not understanding me.
23:34No, it's just
23:35a little off-putting,
23:36if I'm being honest.
23:37I mean,
23:38because you called me,
23:39right?
23:40And then I change
23:41into something sexy
23:42and I got a sitter
23:43and I exfoliate.
23:45Sam, Sam.
23:46I'm sorry.
23:48Okay?
23:49I don't want you
23:50to leave.
23:55Tell me the truth.
23:57Do you ever think
23:58that we could be
23:58something more than this?
24:04Sam.
24:06Come on.
24:19We'd been doing this
24:20on and off
24:21for half a year
24:23and I had yet
24:24to stick the landing.
24:28Look, you know
24:28the kind of numbers
24:29I was doing over
24:29at Bailey, right?
24:31I could bring
24:31half that book over here.
24:33Combine that
24:33with the Texas oil families.
24:35I could be
24:35doing half a billion dollars
24:36in under a year.
24:37Come on.
24:37It's a win-win.
24:38And you haven't slept
24:39with any of our associates yet.
24:40Oh.
24:41Look, Jack's making calls.
24:42No one's allowed
24:42to date you.
24:43Come on, Monty.
24:44I got you this job.
24:45Just bring me in.
24:45He's making calls, man.
24:47Look, uh,
24:48I know Jack's
24:48been making calls.
24:49Fuck Jack.
24:50He's got no friends here.
24:52That's good to know.
24:53Look, I can't afford
24:54to piss Jack off.
24:55Not now.
24:56Not with the beating
24:56we're taking in tech
24:57this year.
24:57I have been wanting
24:58to poach you
24:59for a while.
25:00Well.
25:00What's your non-solicit?
25:0190 days?
25:02You were once
25:03in this seat, Monty,
25:04and I was in yours.
25:05Yeah, I know.
25:06Two years.
25:07Didn't you get a lawyer
25:08look before you saw it?
25:09Well, they made it
25:09worth my while.
25:10Can I say?
25:11You want my advice?
25:12Not really.
25:13Come on, Coop.
25:14You know I can't
25:14bring you in cold.
25:15Take some time off.
25:16You'll let this thing fade
25:17because no one's
25:18going to touch you
25:19right now.
25:19You should reach out
25:20to one of the new
25:20family offices
25:21coming out of Dubai.
25:22They won't give a shit
25:23about your non-solicit
25:24or this thing
25:24with the girl.
25:25The girl wasn't a thing.
25:26They won't care
25:27either way.
25:28That's my point.
25:29Coop, come on.
25:31Don't be like that.
25:53Sorry I'm late.
25:54I got the usual.
25:58You going to that Miller
25:59thing tomorrow?
26:01I was invited.
26:02Why wouldn't I?
26:03No reason.
26:05If I avoided
26:06every social situation
26:07because Mel and Nick
26:08might be there
26:08I'd never leave
26:09the fucking house.
26:09Hey, I'm on Team Coop.
26:12There's no teams.
26:13Bullshit.
26:21Okay.
26:22What's wrong?
26:23What?
26:25You're not checking
26:26your phone.
26:26You're not rushing
26:27through the mail.
26:27Something's up.
26:35What if I didn't
26:36work for a while?
26:39Why would you do that?
26:40I don't know.
26:41Maybe to see my kids.
26:42I don't know.
26:42Read a book.
26:44So we're talking
26:45a couple weeks.
26:46Maybe in line.
26:47Exactly.
26:48Or like a year.
26:52Who?
26:55There comes a time
26:55in every conversation
26:56when a man has to
26:57cut the shit
26:57and get to
26:58the fucking point.
27:01I lost my job.
27:08Who'd you fuck?
27:09Hey, why would you
27:10automatically jump to
27:10No, no, no.
27:11You're not a drunk
27:12or a racist
27:13and your numbers were good
27:14so that leaves fuckery.
27:15Jesus, Bernie.
27:16Come on.
27:17I did not.
27:18I just don't understand
27:19why Jack would
27:20hang me out like that.
27:21I mean,
27:21it was borderline at best.
27:23Jack saw a way
27:24to cut you loose
27:24and keep your book.
27:25Was it really?
27:26Was what really?
27:27Borderline at best.
27:29Well, she worked
27:30on a completely different floor.
27:31I didn't even know her.
27:31I couldn't find someone else.
27:32Anyone else.
27:33She hit on me.
27:34That doesn't matter.
27:35It fucking should.
27:37It should.
27:38It should matter.
27:46Bailey will settle.
27:48What?
27:49Sue Bailey, Russell,
27:50they'll settle.
27:51Why would they do that?
27:52Because you're not a drunk
27:53or a racist
27:53and your numbers were good.
27:55They don't want this
27:56to go to a judge.
27:57Sue them.
27:57You're my business manager
27:59and I'm my lawyer.
28:00And as your business manager,
28:01I'm strongly encouraging
28:02you to hire a lawyer.
28:03I just need to know
28:04how long I can float
28:05on what I got.
28:10You're not...
28:11six months.
28:12Seven tops.
28:13If that can't be true.
28:14Alimony, child support,
28:16two houses, cars,
28:17private schools,
28:18not to mention your sister,
28:19and that's just off
28:20the top of my head.
28:22Jack will settle.
28:23Jack will...
28:25crush me.
28:26I can't afford to go up
28:27against those guys.
28:27You can't afford not to.
28:32I just thought
28:33I had so much more.
28:36You did.
28:37And you got hammered
28:38last year in tech stocks.
28:39Everybody got hammered
28:40last year in tech.
28:41Everyone didn't get divorced.
28:43Or fuck the co-worker.
28:44You should go see Monty.
28:46I did.
28:46Lance, too.
28:48No dice?
28:50I have a two-year
28:51non-solicit.
28:55I know.
29:09Coop.
29:10What are you drinking?
29:13Forget that.
29:13I got a 15-year-old
29:14Japanese whiskey
29:15you gotta try.
29:16Two.
29:21The ham.
29:24Mmm.
29:26Mmm.
29:26How smooth is that,
29:28right?
29:29Yeah.
29:32So, um...
29:34How's a single life?
29:37Well,
29:39it has its moments.
29:40Oh, bullshit.
29:41It's gotta be a goddamn
29:42smorgasbord of ass
29:43out there.
29:44Come on,
29:44give me something.
29:45Some news from the front.
29:47Oh, hey,
29:48I'm, um,
29:49sharing that cancer benefit
29:50again this year,
29:51and I pounced you in
29:51for two tables
29:52since last year.
29:53Uh, how much
29:54are the tables again?
29:5530 grand,
29:5560 for the pair.
29:58Come on,
29:58you bought two tables
29:59last year.
29:59Yeah, well,
30:00I wasn't divorced
30:01last year, Peter.
30:04Hey, you're right.
30:05I'm sorry.
30:06I wasn't thinking.
30:08Shouldn't put you
30:08on the spot like that.
30:13I'll eat the tables
30:14and take your name
30:14off the list.
30:15Leave it on.
30:17You sure?
30:18Yeah, it's fine.
30:19It's fine.
30:20I wasn't trying
30:21to be an asshole.
30:23I guess to some people
30:24it just comes naturally.
30:26Fuck off.
30:32Hey, uh,
30:35that's okay, right?
30:37All adults here?
30:40Sure.
30:41It's all good.
30:42Good stuff.
30:5925, please.
31:01Yeah.
31:09Three-time NBA
31:10All-Star.
31:11What are you gonna do?
31:13What are you gonna do?
31:15Yeah.
31:18I have what he's having.
31:19Just more of it.
31:20You got it.
31:23Team Coop.
31:39And one more.
31:42So, I said to Peter,
31:44do we have to get away
31:45with the kids,
31:45you know,
31:46while we still can
31:47before they want
31:48nothing to do with us
31:49because then what
31:49what are we gonna do?
31:50Talk to each other?
31:53We've been married
31:54way too long for that.
31:56Yeah.
32:12So, on Saturday,
32:14we leave
32:15before Belize.
32:16I found us this villa.
32:17Stunning view
32:18of the coast.
32:19The kids had their own
32:19villa next door
32:20so that we're not
32:21on top of each other,
32:22you know,
32:22but we know
32:23we'll see them
32:24because we're the ones
32:25with the chef
32:25in the dining room.
32:26So, when they get hungry.
32:28And the turtle end
32:29does not know
32:30what is about to fit in.
32:31How you doing, Coop?
32:32You okay?
32:33I'm okay, Mel.
32:34How are you?
32:37Yeah.
32:41Hey, you two,
32:42can I just say
32:44I love that you
32:45had such a friendly divorce.
32:47Diane.
32:48No, I'm just saying,
32:48no, I'm just saying,
32:49you know,
32:50remember when Mike and Gail
32:51got divorced?
32:51It was like Armageddon here.
32:53Do you remember that?
32:53They can't even be
32:54in the same room together.
32:55They can't be
32:56in the same city.
32:57Right?
32:59Sam,
33:00you think you and Paul
33:01are gonna be able
33:01to keep things friendly?
33:02Oh, not a chance in hell.
33:04But thanks for asking,
33:06you know,
33:06in front of everyone
33:07like that?
33:07I just,
33:08I admire how you guys
33:10handled everything
33:11with class.
33:12You know, babe,
33:12when we get divorced,
33:13I think we should
33:14do it like that.
33:15That's it.
33:16I'm cutting you off.
33:19I think it's great.
33:24How we're all
33:25so enlightened.
33:27See?
33:28You know?
33:29I mean, Mel, yeah,
33:30Mel and Nick
33:31had an affair
33:32and ended our marriage
33:33and I guess time will tell
33:35how fucked up
33:36our kids are gonna be,
33:36but, you know,
33:38you all are being
33:39so awesome
33:40about the whole thing.
33:44If I'd have known...
33:53I'm gonna go take a piss.
33:54I'm gonna go take a piss.
33:57What were you doing?
34:02I'm gonna go take a piss.
34:04What's going on?
34:13How's going on?
34:21I'm gonna go take a piss.
34:22I'm gonna go take
34:24the piss.
34:24I'm going to go ahead and cook it.
35:05Oops.
35:24Oops.
36:19You don't know how she was killed, I mean the weapon.
36:23She was struck with a candlestick.
36:26A candlestick? Are you sure?
36:29A heavy silver one.
36:30How can you know?
36:32Microscope.
36:40Here.
36:43Just...
36:50What do you guys wanna trade cars for a little while?
36:53Fuck yeah.
37:28Not really.
37:29I'm sorry.
37:37You're really doing these things right now?
37:40Wow.
37:56Oh, for God's sake!
38:08Mr. Cooper!
38:09Go away, Jake.
38:11Sorry, sir.
38:12I didn't know you were going to be here.
38:13I swear to God.
38:15Jake!
38:16What did you do?
38:17Oh, my God.
38:17I told you to stop calling me sir.
38:19Jake, are you okay?
38:21What the fuck is wrong?
38:23I gotta take this.
38:24Dad!
38:24Hey.
38:25No, Bruce.
38:26I'm sorry.
38:27What?
38:28What can I do?
38:29What do you need?
38:29Oh, God.
38:30Yeah, I mean, I can be there in 10 minutes.
38:32Are you insane?
38:33Yeah, sorry about this.
38:35Bye.
38:37Just put some ice on it or something.
38:38It'll be fine.
39:03Hey, Bruce.
39:07Thanks for coming, Coop.
39:08You know what to do.
39:09I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling now if I could just turn around.
39:28Hey, Andy.
39:30Bruce called me.
39:31Yeah, I figured he would.
39:33I could use the ride home anyway.
39:35How did you get here?
39:37I walked.
39:38You off your meds again?
39:40Just wanted to feel something, you know?
39:43How do you feel?
39:45Shitty, actually.
39:47How was your day?
39:48Oh, uh, same.
39:51You don't look so great.
39:53That's coming from me.
39:54Come on.
39:55Let's get you home.
40:04He still loves me, you know?
40:06I mean, he's got a wife and two kids.
40:08Well, everybody's got something.
40:10What were you playing there?
40:11The Smashing Pumpkins?
40:12Um, well, Radiohead, dipshit.
40:16Right, right.
40:17Of course.
40:18Come on.
40:23Hey.
40:28It'll be all right.
40:32Yes.
40:34Get in.
40:37New car?
40:39The loner.
40:40Don't give me any shit.
40:56I'm in trouble, Allie.
40:59How bad?
41:02I might need you to give up the apartment
41:03and move back in with Mom and Dad.
41:07I guess that's for them.
41:11Yeah, well, if you don't take your meds.
41:12I make no promises.
41:17This car smells like ass.
41:18God, I know.
41:19It's like something tied in it.
41:20I'm going to call you next week about it.
41:34I got a meeting with that, so I got to go.
41:35I got to go.
41:36I got to go.
41:38I got to go.
41:43Liv.
41:44Liv.
41:45Just, please, let me talk to you for a second.
41:48Look, look, I'm really sorry about what happened to you.
41:51It sucks that they fired you.
41:54Do you really feel that way?
41:56Of course I do.
41:57Well, then, can you please withdraw your complaint?
42:00You can recant and indemnify Bailey against a lawsuit.
42:03I can get my job back.
42:04What?
42:05Look, I'm sorry if I mishandled things with you in any way.
42:09I just thought we were both having a good time.
42:11Wait, stop, just stop.
42:12I don't know what you're talking about.
42:16I never filed a complaint.
42:32Coop, he's on a call.
42:34It's okay, it's okay.
42:36There was never any complaint.
42:37Coop, you can't be here.
42:39Liv Cross never filed a complaint.
42:41It's an HR issue, I only know what I'm told.
42:42Bullshit, Jack, you did this.
42:44You broke company policy, my hands were tied.
42:46You saw an opportunity to take my book and you decided to fuck me.
42:49You fucked yourself.
42:50I thought we were friends.
42:54At least let me keep my fucking capital account.
42:57I'm begging you, that's my money, I need that money.
43:00No it isn't.
43:03Your biggest mistake was thinking any of this was ever yours.
43:06It's not yours.
43:07Alright, alright.
43:12It's not yours if you can't keep it.
43:35I just can't let you ruin a beautiful movie.
43:38Okay, start her up.
43:40Come back.
44:06Let's go.
44:09Mmmmm.
44:20How is Tori's boyfriend?
44:24Jake?
44:25That's correct.
44:27He'll survive.
44:30And Tori?
44:34Gotta give it a couple more days.
44:35I'm working on it.
44:42You're not yourself, Coop.
44:46Look, I'm sorry about the barbecue.
44:49I was a little over-served.
44:50I'm not talking about the barbecue,
44:51and I'm not talking about the fact
44:52that you assaulted our daughter's boyfriend.
44:54All that, Jesus Christ.
44:55What, then?
44:58I don't know.
44:59You just seem so...
45:02alone.
45:04Yeah, well, I live here,
45:06and you live there in our house with our kids.
45:10Uh, no.
45:10You left me.
45:11That would make me...
45:14alone.
45:16That's not what I'm talking about, though.
45:19I'm worried about you.
45:26Hey.
45:29What is it?
45:33Come on, you can still talk to me, can't you?
45:38I'm fine.
45:41I'm fine.
45:42I, uh...
45:43I'm finding my own way.
45:53Okay.
46:00Fair enough.
46:10Thanks for coming by.
46:12Thanks for the beer.
46:22Miss Cross.
46:24How can I help you?
46:25I was hoping for an explanation.
46:27The Andrew Cooper thing.
46:29I didn't file a complaint.
46:30Somebody reported your involvement to HR.
46:33But there was no complaint.
46:35Whiskey.
46:36No.
46:37Sit.
46:41I'm sorry that it was phrased like that,
46:43but complaint or not,
46:44Mr. Cooper was in direct violation
46:46of our company's code of conduct.
46:48He's in a position of power,
46:49and we take our protections very seriously.
46:52He's nowhere on my org chart.
46:54I don't report to anyone who reports to him.
46:56Does that mean he couldn't get you fired
46:57if he so chose?
46:58He didn't need to lose his job.
47:01I've got a conference room
47:02full of labor lawyers who say otherwise.
47:09Shepard tells me that you're a star.
47:11He wants to put you up for a promotion.
47:12He wants you running your own desk.
47:13Are you ready for that?
47:15How is that related to this?
47:17Well, I'm done with this.
47:17I've moved on to that.
47:19I'm more interested in your future
47:21than Coop's past.
47:28I tell you what.
47:29I've got a phone call in a minute.
47:30But let's do dinner later in the week
47:33and discuss.
47:34Mary will check your avails.
47:36Shouldn't Shepard join us?
47:40Shepard's welcome to join.
47:52If you were alone in this world
48:01What would be your name?
48:11If you were to shout
48:16at the gods
48:18Maybe it was for me too.
48:23What would you call them?
48:32What would you call
48:34yourself?
48:41What would you call
48:44yourself?
48:51What would you call
48:54yourself?
48:56What would you call
49:12yourself?
49:27what would you call
49:32what would you call
49:35what would you call
49:51viewed from a certain perspective
49:52life boils down to a series
49:54of interconnected decisions.
49:56The Millers decided to go to Belize.
50:00I decided to go to the Millers.
50:08Westmont Village has its own
50:10private security patrol
50:11as well as the Westmont
50:12police department.
50:14The crime rate
50:15is almost non-existent.
50:18You live in a place like that
50:19long enough
50:19you start to feel insulated
50:21from the rest of the world.
50:23You get complacent about things
50:25like alarm systems
50:26and locking all your doors.
50:28Let's go.
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