00:00is there a movie that always makes you cry no matter how many times you've seen it i know
00:11top gun is chucks no no no i mean i don't i don't like the goose part but uh someone posed that
00:20question uh this weekend on the internet and it kind of went viral did you guys ever see this
00:26movie called the lobster you ever heard of it no i just had a lobster roll on the weekend which was
00:32delicious well that's something i would talk about because this movie is bizarro i didn't watch it it
00:38was just on last night who was in it a whole bunch of people look it up just look it up it's look it
00:44up what it's about it's the weirdest movie 2015 film yeah and i don't remember comedy never heard
00:53of it absurdist dystopian black comedy yep it's weird it's yeah i've never heard of it in my life
01:00and then it was just on and there was a lot of celebrities in it the first google question is
01:06what is the point of the movie the lobster listen to the or what read the description of the
01:13who's the movie in the film single people are given 45 days to find romantic partners or otherwise be
01:19turned into animals isn't that weird you got 45 days to find a lover or we'll make you an animal
01:27i mean it is weird but i'll be honest i watch movies that involve space wizards with laser swords
01:33yep so exactly it's all about your it actually got really good i know reviews yes so did you enjoy it
01:41i didn't watch it i it it was just fascinated by it and i was surprised i never heard of it before
01:46i never like what a weird concept it only cost four million bucks to make yeah but it only made
01:51190 000 which is not good oh my god that's why we never heard of it 90 000 weird weird though idea
01:59for a movie yeah i mean if i had 45 days to find love it would be a lobster so quick
02:04it's not really a good movie uh andy can't be here anymore he's a lobster now
02:10damn this absurdist dystopian future i gotta carry him around in a cage yeah you put me in the tank
02:18i'm in here with you i'd have to stop eating lobster rolls just to make sure i didn't need andy
02:22that sucks i'd have to give up lobsters so i wouldn't make sure not to eat like the idea of
02:28you guys doing the show rather you just need the lobster is just in here
02:30oh andy couldn't find love he's a lobster now he's a lobster now
02:34chuck leaves your tank your aquarium yeah exactly i mean i could take care of you
02:39that's true i would trust chuck to take care of me since he's got the experience with lobsters
02:43he'd have to like adopt you and take you home you'd be weird to be doing the show and like your 45 days
02:49like you know run out right as we're doing it and it's like oh yeah i don't like a lobster oh my god
02:54i'm scrambling to try to find salt water to put them in yeah well the peep shows obviously andy
03:00becomes a lobster yeah that's gotta be the peep show yeah definitely the moment you change you're
03:06like he's mean he keeps pinching me yeah i don't think it's him anymore you'd be very upset yeah i
03:12think the two movies uh that made me cry that embarrassed me uh one was marley and me because
03:18you as i said yeah you can't not cry you can't not cry but literally you cry and the lights go up
03:23and like you're in this we were in a full theater amber and i and just you know as a guy you don't want
03:28to be weeping yeah and the other one was even worse that was um oh what's the name of it
03:34i don't want to miss the thing oh armageddon yeah armageddon
03:40you scared me dude i didn't know what was going on yeah if you don't know
03:46if you don't understand the concept it seemed like he was singing you a love song
04:01i wasn't awake i thought it made me i felt like i should have left the room
04:05i don't have something in his brain
04:06it was weird
04:07it was like
04:08oh man
04:11andy's face is all red
04:14i didn't mean to sing aerosmith to you
04:17i was like a help me out
04:19yeah i know he wanted the name of the movie but i didn't know what was going on
04:22andy you found love you don't have to be a lobster now
04:24turns out dave's in love with him
04:31and the wonderful movie armageddon
04:37it would be amazing that that song just brings him back to life
04:40like you just slowly transform from a lobster back into a real man
04:44and you're gonna describe armageddon you go like right to the you're like the asteroid movie
04:49that's what i don't know that's the first thing that came to my head
05:12you
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