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00:00Coming up on Strange Love.
00:02I am in my line.
00:03I just want to go see my pal, Bridget.
00:05I am engaged.
00:06I would describe Matias as Bridget's boy toy.
00:11I do not know how it's going to be the entire time.
00:16Go ask for the phone.
00:17Why, so you can call Matias?
00:19Game plan to win Bridget back was definitely a challenge.
00:23At midnight, I have to go back to my boyfriend.
00:25I ain't going to let it happen.
00:26Mr. F is going to do what he wants to do anyway.
00:32They say opposites attract, and for us it's true.
00:39Cause you're not like me, and I'm not like you.
00:45That's right!
00:46It all seems crazy, but I wouldn't change this strange, strange love.
01:00Hey yo spider, roll the track baby boy!
01:27I'm Flava Flav.
01:29I'm the greatest hype man in the music business.
01:32I'm Flava Flav.
01:33I'm Flava Flav.
01:36My rap group is Public Enemy.
01:39And also I do dv shows like surreal life and stuff.
01:55Flavor Flav!
01:56Flavor Flav!
01:57Flavor Flav!
01:58Now you just shut the f*** up in.
02:00You listen to F***ing Flav for second now.
02:06Flavor Flav.
02:07Since the real life, I've been working on my solo album.
02:10Oh snap!
02:12I got this cut called Guess What?
02:13I got this cut called Guess What?
02:13Back. Slam it.
02:16Back in your face and I'm kicking ballistics.
02:18A lot of the people kicking false statistics.
02:21Flavor Flav is back on track.
02:24And I'll never be waxed.
02:26The special relationship that I got out of surreal life was my connection with Bridget Nelson.
02:31Which is a very, very special relationship.
02:40Myself and Bridget, we got off to a very...
02:43rocky start.
02:44No!
02:45Show me around!
02:48F*** you!
02:51After she got to liking me, then she kept...
02:54coming to me and throwing me up against walls, kissing me and everything.
02:59Whoa!
02:59And then what?
03:00Huh?
03:00And then what?
03:10I'm good?
03:12You got food on your mouth, lady.
03:13I love you.
03:14I love you the most.
03:20You get close to Bridget, you get to love Bridget.
03:23You could easily fall in love with Bridget.
03:25I love you, man.
03:27Hello everybody.
03:28My name is Bridget Nielsen.
03:30You know me from Red Sonja, Rocky IV and now Surreal Life.
03:43I'm from Denmark and I'm known for being a top model when I was very young.
03:48I became an actress by chance.
03:50And I became famous when I married Sylvester Stallone.
03:53And I became even more famous when I got divorced.
03:57During Surreal Life TV, there was a strange atmosphere to start with.
04:01And who I really hooked up with was Flavor Flav.
04:04Hey, yo lady, that bed is just your size.
04:07You know what?
04:08Yeah.
04:09Don't you ever mess your bed to my size.
04:11Oh, for real?
04:12Okay.
04:13Operation, no doubt, is in process.
04:16But to start with, I thought, ugh, because he's this little black skinny guy just come out of jail.
04:22No, the flowers.
04:25Oh, I didn't even see them flowers.
04:26Only thing I was looking at was you, Gitte.
04:30flowers, it's about Gitte.
04:31With Mr. F, the relationship was so natural-born, it's scary.
04:39Can I fit in here with you?
04:41Yes, of course you can.
04:42I just opened up.
04:44It's all good.
04:45When it comes down to you, baby, I got the present right here, baby.
04:49Oh, I feel it.
04:50It is.
04:51Oh, you do it.
04:52Oh, yeah.
04:52Oh, snap.
04:53Flav.
04:54Flav.
04:56It's living.
04:57When I moved into the bedroom, I Flavor Flav.
05:00It became a little bit more tricky, tricky.
05:04Don't do that, Gitte.
05:06When he's with me, it's like, he just knows me.
05:11And he's so beautiful, and he makes me feel so good.
05:14Just for my hair.
05:20The surreal live show was really a great experience, but it's all over.
05:25And now, I'm back in Milan, and I'm back in Milan because I am engaged to a wonderful person, Italian
05:32guy.
05:39Matias is my fiancé.
05:41He's going to be 26.
05:42I love him very much.
05:44He's absolutely adorable.
05:45And he lives with me.
06:01We have talked about getting married, but more than actually doing it, it's more a confirmation of his feelings.
06:08Because I am not ready after 13 years of marriage to do it again.
06:14Be careful.
06:16Matias.
06:17Be careful with me.
06:20I love everything about Matias.
06:23The only thing is that Mr. F with me is so important to me and how I feel in my
06:29heart because he knows how to get there.
06:32I think Bridget misses me a lot.
06:36I think Bridget misses Flav a whole lot.
06:39You are my name.
06:41Yeah, that's right.
06:43And I love you for the rest of my life.
06:46Say you'll never leave me.
06:50For the rest of my life.
06:53I promise till I die I will love you.
06:57And no one can take that away.
07:00I can do what I can.
07:03Stone dress!
07:05Yo, Greg, man.
07:06I ain't feeling this, man.
07:08Come on, man.
07:09You're almost done.
07:10I'm kinda missing somebody right now, fam.
07:13Me and Bridget has a certain fire that burns inside.
07:17I love me some Bridget, just like she's in love with Flav.
07:20I don't know what Bridget is doing right now with her life.
07:23I wanna go see.
07:24I just wanna go see my pal.
07:37Yo, Bridge!
07:38Bridge!
07:46Yeah, yeah, man. Word up.
07:48People really think your boy Flav is crazy,
07:50but your boy Flav is kind of in love, man.
07:53Come on, man. Get me to the airport, man.
08:01I don't think the world is ready for this.
08:07But the world better get ready for this.
08:15Because it's about to go down.
08:23Yo, Bridge!
08:38I am in Milan.
08:40I love Milan.
08:41I love Italian people.
08:43Flavor! Flavor!
08:45Hey!
08:45Hey, y'all know Bridget Nelson?
08:48Yeah.
08:49I'm gonna see Bridget Nelson.
08:50You know Bridget Nelson?
08:51No, I'm not Bridget Nelson.
08:53Oh, all right, no doubt.
08:54Bridget, my brother, I'm gonna see Bridget Nelson.
08:57Ha, ha!
08:59Well, check this out.
09:00Get off the plane.
09:01Walking through the airport.
09:02People are looking at me like I'm crazy.
09:05Like, what just landed here?
09:07How you doing, my man?
09:09Y'all Bridget Nelson?
09:10Yeah.
09:11Nobody sleep when I sleep around here.
09:14I'm gonna change, change, change.
09:16I need to change over some money.
09:18Okay.
09:19You just arrived?
09:20Yes.
09:21I gotta get to my pal, man, so we can go have a nice dinner and the breakfast.
09:26Maybe make a baby.
09:28Ha, ha!
09:29Woo!
09:30Ha!
09:31Do you know Bridget Nelson?
09:33Do you know where she lives?
09:35All right, I'm gonna find her.
09:37I'm gonna find her.
09:37See you.
09:38After being together for 14 days, 24 hours a day, it's hard to say goodbye.
09:44When you grow close to a person, in the long run, you're gonna end up missing that person
09:49like I miss my pal, Bridget.
09:53Hello, sir.
09:54How are you?
09:55Listen.
09:56Can you please take me to this address right here?
09:59That's up.
10:00Hold on.
10:00I didn't get an address from Bridget.
10:02I got an address from somebody that thought they knew where Bridget lived.
10:07Lipstick.
10:08Do you know how to use it?
10:15Let's go.
10:16Thank you, baby.
10:18Savior!
10:19Nice to meet you, Savior!
10:20Take me to my girl.
10:22Woo!
10:22Flavor, Flavor in Italy!
10:27On and on, to the break of dawn, while Flavor Flavor is in Milan.
10:32Is this the first time you go to Italy?
10:34No, matter of fact, let me tell you, man.
10:36I play Milano Castle, 14 years ago.
10:41And you like Milano?
10:42I love Milano.
10:46Milano Castle.
10:47to keyboards.
10:48Go with Milano, Rocky.
10:51I love Milano.
10:53Let's go!
10:54At Idna Girl boots.
10:54Girl from Denmark, Snowy White.
10:57Boy from projects, Black as Night.
11:01He's a jester, she's a fox.
11:06She likes smoking, he likes clocks.
11:09That's the flavor, that's the flavor of love.
11:18You crazy, you dangerous!
11:21We were doing almost 60 miles an hour, and he turned his head fully around to me in the backseat
11:27and was not watching the road. Like, come on with this Mr. Magoo stuff, fam.
11:31Turn back around, son.
11:32Keep your head that way.
11:34Don't watch me, watch the road.
11:36My English is very little, you speak.
11:40That's okay, I understand a little.
11:42Where you go tonight? In Dover, discotheque?
11:44I go to my friend house, Bridget Nielsen.
11:47You're beautiful, eh?
11:48I love her.
11:51Are you a friend, or...?
11:52Yes, I'm a friend.
11:54Friend, friend, friend, friend?
11:55Friend, friend, friend, friend.
11:56Ah, on capito.
11:58Yeah, I'm a friend, friend, friend, friend.
11:59And Bridget loves you.
12:01Yes, she loves me.
12:02I'm here to just hang out with my friend Bridget.
12:05Me and Bridget Nielsen have a fire burning inside of ourselves for each other.
12:10I go to bed and make love with my girl.
12:13Ah, okay.
12:19I had the cab driver take me to where this paper led us to.
12:27Bye.
12:28I got out the cab, and believe me, it was not the right address.
12:36So what did I do?
12:41I walked around the neighborhood, and I started asking people, where does Bridget Nielsen live?
12:47Is she arrived?
12:49She's here.
12:49Yeah, I'm sorry.
12:50Uh...
12:51She's here.
12:52Unp-un-tin, mamma fuda-fin, fuda-fin, mamma tin, unp-un-tin.
12:57Ha-ha.
13:01Do you know anybody know Bridget Nielsen?
13:03Hello, miss.
13:04Do you know Bridget Nielsen?
13:06No.
13:07Hey, do you know Bridget Nielsen?
13:09Not at all.
13:10Oh, all right.
13:11Y'all know Bridget Nielsen?
13:12Yeah, so that belongs all the way, all the way.
13:14Yeah, can you show me where she lives?
13:16I'm trying to find her.
13:17I don't know.
13:17I have no idea.
13:24Hey, do anybody know Brigitte Nelson?
13:33Brigitte Nelson?
13:35No, I don't care for you.
13:36All right, thank you.
13:40Can we go and eat now?
13:43I'm very, very hungry.
13:45Let's go.
13:47Do you know Brigitte Nelson?
13:50I don't know.
13:52The first portion is right.
13:59Thank you, man.
14:01Thanks, G. I'm trying to find her.
14:03I'm from America.
14:05And New York.
14:06New York?
14:07Yeah.
14:09And Brigitte, cheese.
14:10Cheese.
14:13Here?
14:13Yeah.
14:15Okay.
14:16Bye.
14:24I was real anxious because I couldn't wait to get up inside to see her.
14:28I finally made it.
14:29All the way from America.
14:31All the way from America, man.
14:34Word up.
14:35Labor Flay.
14:38We're all mad, mad, mad, mad, mad.
14:41Come on.
14:43Labor Flay.
14:44Yo, when I was walking up to Brigitte's door, all kinds of chills were going up my bones.
14:51I rang the doorbell.
14:53Kitchen.
14:55Joker.
14:56Hello?
14:57You know, sticking me with Brigitte right now.
14:59Oh, I think it's getting ready to go down.
15:01Oh, I think it's getting ready to go down.
15:07I'm over here in Italy right now.
15:09I came all the way over here from New York to see Brigitte Nelson.
15:14After I got off of the elevator, all kinds of chills were going up my bones.
15:22I rang the doorbell and...
15:25Kitchen.
15:26And I heard her voice through the door go,
15:29Hey!
15:30Nah!
15:31Man, I had went into a real-life anxiety attack,
15:35because I was so anxious for this lady to open up the door and give her a big, fat hug.
15:45That was, like, so amazing that Foofy Foofy came to Milano, Italy to see me.
15:53Ah!
15:54God, I'm so emotional.
15:56I can't believe it.
15:57I know.
15:58Welcome to Europe.
16:00Thank you, man.
16:01It took me a little while to find you.
16:05I feel completely unlimited.
16:08Oh!
16:10We're Foofy Foofy.
16:12Oh, baby.
16:13We gave each other hugs and everything.
16:16Man, we just connected once again.
16:18Yes, man, yes.
16:20And I said to myself, finally, I got my friend back in my life.
16:26Matias, how you doing, man?
16:28Hey!
16:29I can't believe it!
16:31I knew she had a fiancé because she told me about him on the Surreal Life show.
16:36I would describe Matias as Bridget's boy toy.
16:40He's a toy.
16:41You know what I'm saying?
16:42He's an assistant.
16:52I know one thing I'll never ever in my life let a woman control me like that.
16:58Mr. F, when he's there, he's present.
17:01It's a whole different story.
17:08However, I do not know how it's gonna be the entire time.
17:14When I think about her relationship with Matias, honestly, I don't think it's real.
17:18Give me a pass.
17:19Let's go.
17:20Grab a bottle of champagne.
17:21This is it.
17:22Let's go.
17:23Let's hit the bar, man.
17:24This is it.
17:24I decided to go have a drink across the street simply because Foofy Foofy is in town.
17:31We're gonna go to my bar, to my friends.
17:33His name is Luca.
17:35Luca!
17:36Luca!
17:38Luca!
17:39Luca!
17:40Luca!
17:41You just go in and you go, Luca, where the are you?
17:44This is what you're gonna ask him.
17:46And where's the champagne?
17:49Hey, yo!
17:51Hey, this is my bro.
17:53This is my man.
17:54These are your friends.
17:55They've been waiting for you, man.
17:56Oh, for real?
17:57Yeah!
17:58Let's take an applause for Flava Flav.
18:02Yo!
18:02You know it.
18:04Hey.
18:05Nice to meet you, too.
18:08I think Matias thought, uh-oh, I'm in trouble.
18:12This guy is coming after my girlfriend.
18:16I wish he was not here.
18:18Everything was beautiful until he showed up.
18:21Right now, my boy is petrified in the heart.
18:25Hey!
18:26Hey!
18:29Okay.
18:29Should we make a toast before someone's gonna die here?
18:32William, Drayton, Mr. F, Foofy Foofy, Flava Flav.
18:36Welcome to Milano.
18:39Welcome to Milan.
18:41And may we have a very long-lasting friendship relationship for real.
18:46And God bless.
18:46And friends forever.
18:47For life.
18:49For life.
18:50For life.
18:50Forever.
18:50And never, ever, ever, ever.
18:52What I want you to do, hang in there, B.
18:54All right?
18:55Hang.
18:56Hang in there.
18:57You know we closer than close.
18:59She's been going through things with her life.
19:01I've been back in America, going through things with my life.
19:05So, when we take our lives and put it back together, we have to learn how to be with each
19:10other again.
19:11I care so much for Foofy Foofy, and I don't want to promise him anything I cannot maintain.
19:17We'll see.
19:18I mean, everything is possible, but he's just such a wonderful, cool person that deserves so much more, maybe, than
19:25a person like me.
19:26You know what we gonna be doing, honestly?
19:28Can I tell you the truth?
19:29Yeah, please.
19:30I'm ready to start ditching people.
19:32I'm gonna start ditching.
19:33Really?
19:33Hell yeah.
19:34I'm ready to get it on with you.
19:35I'm ready to get out of here.
19:36I'm ready to roll.
19:38I got you, baby.
19:39I'm ready.
19:41I swear the fire is in me right now.
19:43Where are you staying?
19:44With you.
19:48What?
19:48Are you kidding me?
19:49No, I'm not kidding.
19:51You want to sleep with us?
19:53Huh?
19:54You must be psycho, man.
19:56Nah.
19:57I don't want to sleep with y'all.
19:58No, you did understand he was saying if you want, you stay with us.
20:01In the house.
20:02Oh, I thought he meant to sleep with y'all.
20:04No.
20:05That was crazy.
20:06No.
20:07No.
20:08Today, we got to disappear, man.
20:11We going to hang out.
20:13I was not dragging around extra luggage.
20:16I mean, Mattia.
20:17Having Bridget is enough.
20:19Two as a company, three is definitely a crowd.
20:21We going to just hang out, man.
20:23You'll be happy.
20:25I hope.
20:25Maybe.
20:26You got to be strong, G.
20:27But you got to remember, we're friends and we hanging out.
20:32So, be strong.
20:34I'll take you care of her.
20:36Maybe.
20:37Well, when I told Mattia, I'm going to borrow your girl, I felt all of his nerves shaking.
20:44I felt his whole world shatter and come to an end.
20:51I'm afraid, but I'm sure that she loves me.
20:55I don't think so.
20:57I think it will never happen.
20:59I think it will never happen.
21:01I think it will never happen.
21:01What are we doing?
21:05We're leaving.
21:07I think we're leaving.
21:08Mattia.
21:09Andiamo su un attimo, perchè dobbiamo andare via insieme.
21:13Uh-huh.
21:13Come on.
21:14Andiamo su un attimo.
21:15Let's go upstairs.
21:17Let's talk one second and work it out.
21:19I chose to go with Mr. F with Flavor Flav.
21:22Because Fufi Fufi is a man that knows how to get to my heart.
21:28And he knows how to open me up and how to talk about a lot of things that I usually
21:33do
21:34not like to talk about.
21:36So, after we went to my friend's bar's place, we went back to my house and I had to tell
21:42Mattia.
21:43I'm leaving.
21:45E cosa?
21:46Comunque.
21:47Allora.
21:48Discussa questo che...
21:52Vado con lui in questa villa a mangiare.
21:56Tu cosa vuoi fare?
21:57Tu devi solo dire quello che vuoi fare a Luigi.
22:00E lui cosa?
22:01E lui cosa?
22:02E lui cosa?
22:04E lui cosa?
22:05Se lui cosa?
22:06Non sarà.
22:06Tu devi stare con chi?
22:08No?
22:09Io ti amo.
22:11E lui cosa?
22:17When I was waiting for Geeta, I was anxious to see if she was coming or not.
22:22She's upstairs saying goodbye to her boyfriend, Matia.
22:26So I'm going to give her five more minutes to go break her boyfriend's heart and then
22:29I'll go upstairs and snatch and be like, come on, let's go, bitch.
22:32I'm ready to get out of here.
22:44Hey, Mr. F, are you not going to grab my stuff?
22:48Man, I'll grab more of your stuff.
22:50I'll take this one.
22:51I don't want, but at least a little bath.
22:53I think I can carry you.
22:54No, no.
22:55Hey.
23:00Ciao, guys.
23:01Thank you very much.
23:03Bridget has called a friend and her friend is going to let her stay at his crib.
23:07Know what I'm saying?
23:08Where is it?
23:09I don't know.
23:10I know one thing is away from here.
23:13Right now, I want to go full speed ahead.
23:17No, I'm going to go back tonight.
23:20No, don't leave me, man.
23:22How you going to have me come way over here to see you and now you going to leave me?
23:25I don't know what this is going to lead into, so I thought it was fair and square to let
23:31him know that I wanted to go back and see Mattia.
23:34At midnight, I have to go back to my boyfriend.
23:38No.
23:39First of all, the game plan to win Bridget back was definitely a challenge for Flavor Flea.
23:45It's not going down.
23:46It's not.
23:48Period.
23:49I'm not going for it.
23:50I ain't going to let it happen.
23:51I want you by myself.
23:52I want to be alone with you.
23:54It can't happen.
23:56Nope.
23:57I love you, baby, but it ain't happening.
24:05I've been here for a little while with Bridget, but now I'm ready to go be alone with her,
24:10man.
24:10I'm just here to just hang out with my friend Bridget.
24:13At midnight, I have to go back to my boyfriend.
24:17No.
24:17I had to really, really talk her into not going back home.
24:24I came miles, a bunch of miles to see you, but he's got to stay back.
24:30So midnight, you'll be with me, not my baby.
24:35You're going to be with Flea.
24:37That's what's going down.
24:39I said to Mr. F that I wanted to go back to Matia because I was so frightened.
24:47And Foofy Foofy said to me, that's not happening, and that's just the way it is.
24:52I love you, and I'm going to hold you hostage.
24:56Ha, ha.
24:56You are my...
24:57Hold me hostage.
24:58You are my special hostage right now, okay?
25:03And that's the way it goes.
25:08Arriving at the villa was beautiful because it's unexpected and maybe too beautiful for
25:14two people like us.
25:17I like this position.
25:20Ah, signora, come sta?
25:27Tutto bene?
25:30Tutto bene, signora.
25:32Hello.
25:32Good labor slave.
25:34We get in the house, and we meet Mama.
25:43She is definitely Italian.
25:47I'm not lying.
25:49I'm not lying.
25:49She is straight-up prego.
25:53Mama.
25:54Mama.
25:56Mama.
26:00Can you tell me what she's saying?
26:02See, the only one that knows is you, and I'm just frowning you, but what is she saying?
26:06She's just showing you the house.
26:09You are.
26:10She's beautiful.
26:11She's beautiful.
26:12She's beautiful.
26:13She's awesome, and I just like how she fires the Italian and Mr. Flavor Flav.
26:19Oh, this is fat, and he doesn't get it.
26:24Grazie, Gioia.
26:26Grazie.
26:28Thank you, Gioia.
26:29I don't know how to speak English.
26:31I'm sorry.
26:31I'm sorry.
26:31It's okay.
26:32She's saying she...
26:33I apologize.
26:34She cannot speak English, but take off your gold teeth when you speak to a lady, please.
26:43I don't take off my gold teeth when I speak to anyone.
26:51No, not for her or anyone.
26:53Only you.
26:54Okay.
26:55This lady is like my mom.
26:57She feels like my grandmom.
26:58But when it's only her, it's not to have her because she's beautiful.
27:02Ah, yes, yes.
27:03And I don't want to take off her.
27:05She's beautiful.
27:05And she likes her hair because she's bright.
27:08She's bright.
27:09She loves it.
27:11You gotta hold you when I've got problems with me and my teeth.
27:15Only one in the world.
27:17I get totally irritated with the guy when he puts in his gold teeth, and I said spit them
27:22out because I can't handle it.
27:35I got a little bit of Italian in me too.
27:38Of course I get a lot crazier with Fufy Fufy because I allow myself to open up a different
27:45space in my heart.
27:46I just wanted to share this with you, man.
27:48Oh, my God.
27:50Hmm.
27:53The reason why that I brought the surreal life pictures is because I promised Bridget, if
27:59I do come to Italy, I promise you I will have those pictures.
28:04That's beautiful.
28:06That's beautiful.
28:07Who you come across as a kid?
28:09See, I'm proud of you.
28:11It's like, that's my boy.
28:13You're gorgeous.
28:14So are you.
28:15That's why I brought those surreal life pictures over here.
28:18Because those times right now are just still fresh minutes and fresh moments and they can
28:23never, ever be erased away.
28:26Love this .
28:28Love it.
28:29This is what I love.
28:33It's funny, you know?
28:35What?
28:35Look.
28:36Your expression is the same as mine.
28:38So is it here.
28:40Same feeling.
28:41So cool.
28:42I know.
28:42Ain't that something?
28:45That's sweet.
28:48I'll never let your ass go again.
28:50That's for damn sure.
28:52I'm hungry.
28:53Can I get you something to eat right now?
28:55Yes, please.
28:56What would you like?
28:57Prosciutto.
28:58I don't know what that prosciutto is.
29:00Prosciutto is raw meat.
29:07Try it.
29:08Mm-mm.
29:09I'm scared.
29:10I'm scared of eating stuff I don't know about.
29:17One thing about me, I don't eat fish.
29:19So I'm sorry.
29:20No.
29:21Yeah, no fish.
29:22I don't eat fish.
29:22I'm sorry, ma.
29:24I think that that lady got offended because everything that she brought out to me, it was
29:31non-American.
29:35I don't, I don't, I don't, tell her I don't eat tomatoes.
29:37We don't eat, we don't eat.
29:40Okay.
29:40I realize for Mr. F, everything is so different to him.
29:46But he knows he has to sort of deal with it.
29:49She's got like three or four plates still coming.
29:52Huh?
29:52Man, so much food is coming at us.
29:56And all I really wanted to do honestly was to take Bridget and go to bed and cuddle up
30:02next to her.
30:03That was on my mind, not food.
30:06It's a shame that he doesn't understand.
30:08He doesn't tell her.
30:10She says, I know what he wants.
30:12He wants to go to bed with you.
30:14Oh.
30:15Yeah.
30:16And I said, but you know, I have my boyfriend.
30:19She goes, it doesn't matter because what the eye doesn't see won't hurt you.
30:25You know what?
30:26Her.
30:26Can I tell you something?
30:28All right.
30:28She's so cool.
30:29But can I tell you something?
30:31She speaks from the heart.
30:37When you eat from school, don't put your teeth on the thing.
30:41You have to do it like this.
30:43This?
30:44The lips.
30:47No, it's just, I think your mom would agree with me.
30:49I've been eating like this for about 45 years now.
30:53Sorry, that's the way I eat.
30:56No.
30:57Foofy Foofy doesn't have bad manners.
31:01He knows perfectly well how to do a lot of things, but he refuses.
31:07He's going to have to just loosen up and become a little bit like me.
31:12You have to be proper.
31:14What happens if I don't?
31:16Will I die?
31:17Will I kill you?
31:18No.
31:20Of course not.
31:20Will you just own me as a friend?
31:23No.
31:24You'll put me in a bad light.
31:26I never would.
31:27Whatever makes you happy obviously makes me happy.
31:32But there are certain things about you that I would like to change.
31:48Okay.
31:53Fair enough.
31:54Where should I start?
31:56You start in your heart.
31:57I just hope that when you end up it's somewhere next to me.
32:05For real.
32:07I mean that one.
32:10Whatever you start at just end it with you somewhere next to me.
32:15I want to be able to reach out and touch you.
32:18Oh.
32:20For real.
32:22I like to reach out and touch Geek Day.
32:25I love touching you.
32:27Do you?
32:28Yeah, man.
32:29Why?
32:29Because you feel good to me.
32:32That's why.
32:34You don't even see all of these little hearts.
32:36You have to stop it.
32:37You see stuff coming out of my head right now every time I look and talk to you.
32:43Where's the phone?
32:47Go ask for the phone.
32:51Why?
32:52So you call me to you?
32:54No.
32:55I have to call five different people.
32:57Every time you call there.
33:00And when you hang up.
33:02I got to reel you back in, man.
33:04That's true.
33:05The fact that Foofy Foofy comes to Italy and tells me not to speak to my fiancee.
33:11It's tough.
33:13It really is tough.
33:15Shh.
33:16Where's the phone?
33:17She was asking for a phone.
33:19Go ask for the phone.
33:20Why?
33:21So you can call Matea?
33:22The less she talks to Matea, the better time that I can have here with her.
33:26Every time you call there.
33:28And when you hang up, I got to reel you back in, man.
33:32I do like Foofy Foofy, but I really do miss my fiancee.
33:37Maybe we take a coffee there.
33:39Is that what you want to do?
33:40Yeah.
33:41That's what I would like to do.
33:42Come on, I'm with you.
33:43A matter of fact, you know what?
33:46Maybe if someone...
33:47Do you know what I want to do for Gitte?
33:49What I want to do for you?
33:52I don't only want to be your coffee, but I want to fix it for you.
33:55If you want me to.
33:57I wanted to make Bridget some coffee.
33:59The only one I could count on helping me out was Mama.
34:04Hey, Mommy.
34:05Hey.
34:06Um...
34:07Can I have coffee?
34:10Coffee?
34:11Coffee?
34:11Coffee?
34:12Cappuccino?
34:13Yeah.
34:14Cappuccino?
34:15Cappuccino?
34:16Yes.
34:17I am.
34:17Bye.
34:18Wow.
34:21One day, I learned how to talk to you one day.
34:25I want to learn...
34:28I learned Italian one day.
34:31Yeah.
34:32And it was so difficult getting through to Mama, because Mama couldn't understand the word I was saying,
34:38and I couldn't understand the word she was saying.
34:40And milk.
34:41I want a coffee.
34:44Okay.
34:46We have milk.
34:47Milk.
34:48Cream.
34:50Cream.
34:51Cream.
34:52Yeah, cream.
34:55Milk.
34:56Milk.
34:57Milk.
34:59Milk.
35:00Cow.
35:01Milk.
35:04I want to go make some coffee.
35:07And I came back and she was on the phone.
35:09No, wait a minute.
35:11What?
35:12You got to tell Mommy for me.
35:14I don't know how to say that.
35:18Excuse me.
35:19Hold on.
35:19I'll get her for you.
35:20Mate.
35:21Mate.
35:23I told her not to call Matija, because every time she speaks to Matija, that it's extra hard
35:30for me to get her back into the life that I want me and her to be living right now.
35:37Ah, yes.
35:38Signora.
35:39Digo.
35:39Mi scusi un attimo.
35:40Ti faccio signora.
35:41Te si.
35:42Questo è il mio fidanzato.
35:44Ah.
35:45Pronto?
35:48Buonasera.
35:49Mi fa piacere sentirla.
35:51Ah, geloso.
35:54Dice che è geloso, che non vuole che il moro...
35:57Dice dove siamo.
35:59Dove siamo?
36:00Sì.
36:00Che interesse.
36:01Non dobbiamo dire le vie, perché sennò guai dopo viene qui, fa le scenate di gelosie.
36:09Dice.
36:11Dice che si parlano con Matija, è il migliore che io posso avere con lui.
36:20Dice che si parlano con Matija.
36:37Dice che si parlano con lui.
36:45Dice che si parlano con lui.
37:10Dice che si parlano con lui.
37:28Noi non nelsi.
37:29E I'm the sweetest person in the world.
37:32I just wish...
37:35Dice che non sembrava.
37:37each time. But she is. I am. Till today, I am. And the next day. And the day after that.
37:50Exactly. And the day after that. That's what worries me.
38:01I have a very, very, very strong feeling, folks. We're going to pick up where we left off.
38:08Fuck!
38:21This season on Strange Love.
38:28My intentions with Bridget is to find out what we really mean to each other.
38:34When Mr. F shows up,
38:36it becomes a little bit more tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky.
38:45Are you in love? I could be.
38:48We are getting much closer to one another.
38:53We are invited to this important gala.
38:56He needs to be taught certain things.
38:58Right food. Bridget was trying to change some things about me.
39:01Out of right food.
39:02But Mr. F is going to do what he wants to do anyway.
39:05You should go get a suit.
39:10Your love is so electrified.
39:14The reason why a lot of people say that the bond between me and Bridget isn't real,
39:19maybe because they're jealous.
39:21I had serious anxiety for sending foofy foofy to my friends.
39:28I can't wait to get you to New York.
39:34I wanted to show her a good time here in New York, as she showed me here in Italy.
39:39And meeting his children.
39:40Disrespect me again.
39:42Disrespect me again.
39:43I dare you.
39:44Sorry about this agitated day that we had.
39:46Meeting his friends.
39:47Hi.
39:48Hi.
39:49Hi.
39:49Hi.
39:50It's a pleasure meeting you.
39:52Degadence.
39:52It's my family.
39:53Exactly.
39:54And I just need a break.
39:56And all those poor people.
39:58Go be back.
39:58Go be back.
39:59I want to give you a baby.
40:01I think it's ridiculous.
40:03Do you realize we're getting crazy and crazy by the day?
40:09Yeah, yeah.
40:10Everybody listen to up.
40:13This is ridiculous.
40:15I'm sorry, baby.
40:16I'm sorry.
40:17I'm sorry.
40:19Please turn it off.
40:20I think me and Geet, they need a vacation for real.
40:23Let's go to Vegas.
40:28What are you spending?
40:30Let me do my thing.
40:32Where are you going?
40:33Go to the room.
40:34You've got a lot of work to be done.
40:36I can't stand it.
40:37I can't stand it.
40:38I can't stand it anymore.
40:39Bye.
40:40Bye.
40:42I have to go back to Italy.
40:44Don't want to go home.
40:46My heart is broken right now.
40:48Poofie.
40:50Poofie.
40:51Don't want to go home.
40:52That's a mad love right there.
41:05I promise till I die I won't love you.
41:09And no one can take that away.
41:12I can fool you, but I can't fool God.
41:15He's the only one that knows that I mean what I say.
41:20You're all that I've got.
41:22If you think you're not, you've got another guest coming.
41:27And when I'm with you, I sing out loud.
41:30When I'm not with you, I'm by myself.
41:32It keeps me just humming.
41:35You're all that I need.
41:36Yeah.
41:38Wow.
41:38Yeah.
41:38Windy.
41:39Yeah.
41:39I'll let you see.
41:39I'll let you see.
41:39It's good, okay.
41:40You know what I know.
41:40We'll let you know.
41:40You're all right.
41:40I can't see.