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00:11Welcome to Out of Order,
00:16the show where comedians compete to find out
00:23who's the best judge of character.
00:28Where's the media?
00:45Give it up for Captain America!
01:01What does Fern do first thing in the morning?
01:10Fern is a creature of habit.
01:12It's gonna be, I think she showers and manifests in the downfall of her enemies.
01:20I think that Fern's got a dark energy that I'm really attracted to,
01:23so it's gonna be something in the occult.
01:27It's not a dark energy thing.
01:29No!
01:30I was looking at my enemies on Instagram.
01:32Thought so.
01:32And then I was like, I wanna stop doing this.
01:35So I started going to the park and trying to make friends with pigeons,
01:39which means I have to be at the same time every day
01:41and feed them in the same spot.
01:44And my goal is to befriend a crow.
01:47So basically, you had a creepy lady from home alone too.
01:58You could not have got that, Morgoth.
02:04You don't win a point!
02:06No!
02:06Give it up for Captain Embrough!
02:23Thank Judy for the early, early party.
02:29Which celebrity first made Susie realise she was gay?
02:40She might never learn.
02:43I'm gay.
02:43No!
02:46Someone like, I don't know, Annika Rice or...
02:49I do like a jumpsuit.
02:52Julia Roberts.
02:53She's gorgeous, isn't she?
02:55Like, do you know what I mean?
02:56Was it Julia Roberts?
02:59It's close-ish.
03:00It was Kate Winslet.
03:01Oh!
03:04I, er...
03:05I went to see Titanic seven times at the pictures.
03:08Really?
03:08Yeah.
03:09Was that a particular scene?
03:11Well...
03:11Of course there was!
03:14I mean...
03:14The booby one!
03:16There was...
03:17There was no need for the squeeze.
03:21Why, Judy?
03:23You don't get a point!
03:26Oh!
03:27My girl...
03:30..or team!
03:35Oh!
03:40We're good!
03:42Oh!
03:44Oh!
03:44Oh!
03:45Oh!
03:46Oh!
03:46Oh!
03:51Oh!
03:52This is regular!
04:02So Jeff, Sophia and Stuart,
04:07come on over and let's make some snap judgments!
04:14Me!
04:20So, Catherine and Stuart,
04:25you have to decide if this lot have answered
04:30yes or no to some questions.
04:36So come up and play!
04:44Do they change their underwear every day?
04:46Huh? Why is there not an option for no underwear?
04:50Do you wear no underwear, Fern?
04:52Erm, sometimes.
04:54When they're trying to attract the local birds.
05:01Yeah.
05:02I think, of course, Jo,
05:04you change your underwear every day.
05:06Do you see any reason why not?
05:08Yeah, no, I think she does.
05:09Look, it's clean, she's clean.
05:11Please, yes?
05:12Jo?
05:13Yes, I do.
05:14Erm, I think Judy sometimes changes her underwear
05:17maybe multiple times a day, I would say.
05:18Bamba Clark, yes, move on.
05:24Sophia.
05:25Yeah.
05:26Yes, we think Sophia changes her underwear every day.
05:28Sophia?
05:29No, I don't.
05:31What do you mean you don't?
05:33I can't change something I don't wear.
05:35Yeah, yeah, yeah!
05:37Susie.
05:38The way Susie flounces around on stage.
05:41That's not a two day.
05:45Yeah, clean, I'd do it twice.
05:48Clean ones for bed.
05:49Yeah.
05:49Do you wear underwear in bed?
05:52I do, yes.
05:53Oh!
05:54And a full suit.
05:55Stuart.
05:58He looks clean and he has an earnest kind face that makes me think his pants are clean and he
06:07isn't distracted by any stickiness or a cut.
06:09Oh!
06:10Oh!
06:12So you're saying yes?
06:16Yes.
06:17Stuart?
06:18Yes, I do.
06:19Yeah!
06:22That's the question.
06:26Have I ever been suspended from school?
06:28So, Joe?
06:31I think, no, you just, uh, no, I think you were always good at school.
06:37Joe?
06:38No, I haven't.
06:40Judy, Judy, Judy.
06:44It depends on if Seanapal was available when Judy was in school.
06:50It's not appropriate at the prom, young lady.
06:54She's probably had some sassy pubescent ears, but not enough to get suspended.
06:58No.
06:59Judy?
07:00I never got suspended.
07:01Sophia.
07:03Well, we both know she doesn't wear pants.
07:05Bit of a rebel.
07:07Where did you go to school, Sophia?
07:09Oh, back home in Malaysia.
07:10Can't!
07:11What?
07:12You can't ask questions.
07:17They found a couple can snap your mouth.
07:23I have been a guest in this country for 18 years and it is national pastime to ask people where
07:29they're from.
07:33So, I think, uh, maybe.
07:36Yeah.
07:37We think Sophia has been suspended in Malaysia.
07:41Sophia?
07:42No, I haven't.
07:43No!
07:43Oh!
07:44Oh!
07:46Susie Ruffell.
07:47You're from Portsmouth.
07:49Oh, yes.
07:50And whenever I do geeks there, Portsmouth people are quite crazy.
07:54I think Susie has not been suspended because there's no such thing in Portsmouth.
07:59Yeah.
08:00I agree.
08:02So, yes, say yes.
08:03No.
08:05Susie.
08:06I was suspended.
08:07Whoa!
08:09You're all suspended!
08:11Full suspended!
08:11Full suspended.
08:12For what?
08:12Um, I called a teacher a wanker.
08:15Oh!
08:17I'm quite severely dyslexic and, uh, I misread the word organism.
08:23LAUGHTER
08:25I said orgasm.
08:26Yeah.
08:27Everyone laughed.
08:28He dragged me out in front of the class, told me I'd never amount to anything.
08:31Wow!
08:32I called him a wanker, they called my mum and dad, and my dad looked at the headmistress
08:37and said, that does sound like a top thing a wanker would do.
08:40CHEERING
08:57Cheers!
08:58In the 70s.
08:58Oh!
08:59You can get suspended from boarding school for nothing!
09:03So, yes, so no.
09:04We do, we do think Stuart was suspended from boarding school.
09:09Stuart?
09:10No, it wasn't.
09:10Aw!
09:11I'm sorry!
09:13Well done, Kevin and Fern, you got six rounds!
09:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:30Have you ever broken a piece of furniture during sex?
09:40Have you?
09:41Of course.
09:42What?
09:44A bed.
09:45A wardrobe.
09:46Oh.
09:47An exercise bike.
09:49Anyway, listen.
09:52Someone was getting rode.
09:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:56Joe!
09:58Do you know what, Joe's got a little, there's a little glare in her eye,
10:01isn't he?
10:01A little freak.
10:04Uh, yeah.
10:05Yeah.
10:05100%.
10:06Yeah.
10:07Yes.
10:08Yes, I have.
10:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
10:12I think probably not, I think she might be strictly, strictly bedroom.
10:17Yeah, and I think she's quite controlled, so she would control that situation.
10:20She's the boss.
10:22The only picture she might break is him.
10:25LAUGHTER
10:26I'd say no.
10:28Capra?
10:29Um, no, I have never had sex and broken anything.
10:32Sure be, yeah.
10:34This is a wild card, I feel like we should be like a yes.
10:37Yes, let's do it.
10:38Sure be, yeah.
10:39Yes, I have.
10:40I don't have cheap furniture.
10:41It was at a hotel.
10:42Oh.
10:43She doesn't have cheap furniture, she just stays at cheap hotels.
10:47LAUGHTER
10:49LAUGHTER
10:51LAUGHTER
10:53LAUGHTER
10:53I hate it, I hate it.
10:55I hate it, I hate it.
10:55I hate it, I hate it.
10:56I hate it, I hate it.
10:57Ah!
11:01LAUGHTER
11:03She's, like, strong.
11:04Yeah.
11:04She's strong.
11:05She can lift heavy shit.
11:07Right.
11:07So that, what does that mean?
11:09I don't know.
11:11I'm just trying to paint a picture of fans.
11:12She's lifting the partner, she's moving the furniture.
11:15Yeah, well, I don't know, she might be doing a bit of both.
11:16Would she be like, let me just kick the bed out of the way?
11:19Yeah.
11:20Is it yes or no?
11:24No.
11:25No.
11:26No.
11:27No.
11:27Ben?
11:28No, I haven't.
11:29I'm a virgin, if my parents are a virgin.
11:32LAUGHTER
11:34Stuart is, seems like a very nice guy.
11:37But I just feel, sometimes, there's a little...
11:42Again?
11:44LAUGHTER
11:47And every now and then, the beast comes out.
11:52OK.
11:53We're saying yes.
11:54We're saying yes to the beast.
11:56LAUGHTER
11:56Do we work?
11:57Yes, I have.
11:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
12:05Next question.
12:07Do they use emojis in their dating profile?
12:10Oh.
12:10Oh.
12:12Oh.
12:12Yeah.
12:13Yeah.
12:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:15Like, you know, I like...
12:16Yeah.
12:17I like doing this, that and the other.
12:19Yeah.
12:21Yeah.
12:22You know what happened?
12:23Oh.
12:24Careful.
12:25I could see it with, like, a cocktail emoji.
12:29Oh.
12:29Do you know what I mean?
12:30A diamond emoji.
12:32Yeah.
12:32The money bag.
12:33The money bag emoji.
12:35LAUGHTER
12:36Shall we just say yes?
12:37Yeah, let's say yes.
12:38Catherine.
12:39I have never in my life had a dating profile.
12:42Sophia.
12:43Yeah.
12:44OK, yes.
12:46Sophia.
12:47Yes, I have.
12:48OK.
12:48I don't think Fern's ever had a dating profile.
12:51And she is a virgin.
12:53And she's a virgin.
12:55Maybe it's time for a dating profile.
12:57LAUGHTER
12:57So I'd say no.
12:59No.
13:00Fern?
13:00Yeah.
13:00No, I've never been on a dating app.
13:02Yep.
13:03Stuart.
13:04I think he might be a little bit playful.
13:06Could have been on dating apps.
13:07Let's go for it.
13:08Let's say yes.
13:09Stuart.
13:10No, I haven't.
13:11Oh!
13:12Sorry.
13:13Well done, Judy, Susie, you got seven!
13:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:23And at the end of that run, Judy and Susie have been the lead!
13:30My God!
13:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:38Right.
13:39After the break, find out which of my regulars has a woolly measuring tattoo.
13:52See you in the minute!
13:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:10Hello, welcome back!
14:14Before the break, I ask you Richard the regulars has a woolly measuring tattoo.
14:27I can reveal it is Tracy Kane!
14:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:38Oh, my God!
14:39Oh, my God!
14:41I'm a size queen.
14:43Tell me how that works!
14:48Yeah, well, when you're online dating, a lot of people lie about their height and they turn up and they're
14:54way shorter.
14:55They also lie about their genitals.
14:58You know?
14:59So, I thought, well, instead of judging them on seeing it's obviously different, why not find out without them knowing?
15:06Well, surely they notice when you're doing that!
15:16Yeah, well, you can convert, you know, into different units.
15:19So, however many hands, then it's just every inch.
15:21Well, like measuring a horse?
15:23LAUGHTER
15:23LAUGHTER
15:24LAUGHTER
15:25LAUGHTER
15:27I cannot believe that is a thing.
15:32LAUGHTER
15:33LAUGHTER
15:33I know little penises aren't my game, but that's revolting!
15:43LAUGHTER
15:44LAUGHTER
15:45LAUGHTER
15:46What size are you looking for, Tracy?
15:49About ten.
15:50Tens!
15:51Ooh!
15:51That's a quarter-metre dick in this country.
15:53That's the size of a small owl.
15:56LAUGHTER
15:57LAUGHTER
15:58Now, with applauding big dicks, it's time for another round.
16:10So, Deborah, Marcel, Akiko, Billy and Josie, get up here and play Get In Love!
16:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:29Please, you are all playing this round.
16:35I want you to choose who you think have been sacked the most and the least.
16:47Right, let's ask some questions.
16:53Kiko, what kind of jobs have you had apart from princess of everything?
16:58LAUGHTER
16:59Well, I've done a lot of management, and also I'm a fashion designer,
17:03so I do a lot of freelance work.
17:05That's what I would wear if I were in management.
17:08LAUGHTER
17:08Yeah, really? You couldn't make more of an outfit?
17:14LAUGHTER
17:15I hope you had a lot of jobs, Billy.
17:17Well, I'm an actor, so...
17:19Oh!
17:20But actors don't really get sacked.
17:22Well, you get sacked, but you don't know you're getting sacked.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25Then you think that the show's done, but the first six episodes where you was in,
17:29it's been cut out.
17:30LAUGHTER
17:31Yeah.
17:32Especially when you tell people,
17:33watch me, I'm gonna be on the show.
17:36LAUGHTER
17:36I really love that Rosie Jones show with Alison Hammond.
17:40LAUGHTER
17:46A gay?
17:46A gay?
17:49Seriously, this love that you're supposed to have for me,
17:51it's not, I mean, slightly a red flag at this stage.
17:54You dig?
17:56You just call me...
18:00Susie.
18:01Did I call Susie?
18:02Yeah!
18:04Not all gay women look the same!
18:09LAUGHTER
18:14Masa, what do you do?
18:15Bit of this, bit of that.
18:17Ooh!
18:19LAUGHTER
18:19Forget everything.
18:20I used to travel abroad to buy clothes and stuff,
18:24and I used to get them dead cheap and sell them off massive,
18:27so expensive and that.
18:28LAUGHTER
18:29I've tried, I've been a market trader,
18:32I've been...
18:33a rapper.
18:34Anything I can do,
18:36I'm gonna have fun,
18:37I'm down for it.
18:38What I'm getting is that Marcel has never paid tax.
18:41LAUGHTER
18:43That's the main vibe I'm getting.
18:46APPLAUSE
18:48Deborah,
18:49what kind of teenage jobs did you have?
18:51I just went in a hotel,
18:52like as a breakfast chef.
18:54That's important.
18:54You can't afford to just be sacking the breakfast chef.
18:57I can't see your name.
18:58Josie.
18:59Josie.
19:00I knew it was Josie.
19:03LAUGHTER
19:03She's also a lesbian,
19:06so call her Susie.
19:09It's dark here!
19:10What's that?
19:11I feel like this is a trap for me.
19:14Josie, Rosie, Susie,
19:16brown hair, pussy,
19:18I can't keep up!
19:23I'm also from Portsmouth,
19:24if that helps, yeah.
19:26Josie, you're from Portsmouth.
19:27Right, don't embarrass me.
19:28Gosport.
19:29You're from Gosport?
19:30Yeah.
19:32Josie's been fired the most.
19:33LAUGHTER
19:36Josie has a sackable face.
19:38Yes.
19:38You know?
19:39You're giving attitude to the boss.
19:41Yeah.
19:42You're going on nights out,
19:43you're turning up late, Josie,
19:44and we love you for it.
19:46But you're a loose cannon, babe.
19:47Can I give you a little clue?
19:51Yeah.
19:51One of the line-up got sacked
19:56because they were four hours late
20:01because they were busy having sex.
20:08That's Billy because he looks proud as punch.
20:12It was the greatest role of his life.
20:15Oh, wait a minute.
20:17Did you say that Josie's a lesbian?
20:18Four hours?
20:19Yeah.
20:19It's Josie.
20:20That's what I think.
20:21That's what I think.
20:22You've had enough questions.
20:27Time for you to make a decision.
20:32Please support you.
20:34Your ability to ask on who you think have been sacked
20:39the most and the least.
20:44You did, Josie, you're what first?
20:49Hiya, darling.
20:50Hi, babes.
20:50Yeah, I was expecting it.
20:51Hi, darling.
20:52Oh, Rose, that's cute.
20:54Yeah, it's cute.
20:54I miss you.
20:57Oh, God.
21:00Cat, friend, phone, yoga.
21:04OK.
21:07Um...
21:08I'm sorry.
21:09Hi.
21:09Josie!
21:11I just...
21:12I saw a kindred spirit and...
21:15Yeah, I just...
21:16The facial expression of Josie is how I felt
21:21when I was doing customer service jobs.
21:23And I just don't think that you could be sacked in a tiara.
21:27I think Akiko's born in management.
21:31Never...
21:32Never been sacked, I think.
21:34OK.
21:35All right.
21:36Your answers are locked in.
21:45I can reveal that the correct order
21:51from least to most is Billy.
22:00Never, Akiko, once.
22:04Josie, five times.
22:07Deborah, six times.
22:12And that's so...
22:14I've been fired...
22:1955 times!
22:26Crazy, I've been fired for literally every job I've ever had
22:29in my whole life.
22:31Marceau, are you having sex for four hours?
22:33No.
22:34That was, of course, a lesbian!
22:44And that means no-one got anything made!
22:51Crazy.
22:52Why are you so shit?
22:56Hello.
22:57And the end of that band...
23:01Judy, Susie, you win the league!
23:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:10Time for the day!
23:12See you in a minute!
23:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:30Welcome back!
23:33One of my regulars is gonna tell you a fact
23:39and it's all to you to decide whether it's about them
23:48or actually about me.
23:52Do they'll take it away?
23:58One of us lost our virginity in the disabled toilets
24:01of a retail store.
24:03Was it me or was it Rosie?
24:05What are you thinking?
24:08I don't think you ever had a virginity.
24:14But Duval, could you step forward a bit?
24:16Could you and Rosie just do your sexiest little wiggle
24:20to entice someone into a disabled toilet
24:22and then we'll decide?
24:24I do, bro.
24:29Me?
24:34Do you wanna go to the disabled toilets?
24:35Yes.
24:35Yes, I do.
24:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:50My turn!
24:53Right.
24:54.
24:55Oh my.
24:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:01.
25:11And four hours later, they were still there.
25:17Fishy and lesbian.
25:19You get a letter from Claire Boulding in the post.
25:21I'm sorry.
25:23Why did that help?
25:26No, I don't think it helped anyone.
25:29So I've met Rosie's parents, and they seem like nice liberal parents
25:33that would let you lose your virginity in the house.
25:37My parents are pretty liberal as well.
25:40Actually, when I came out, I sent my family a video of me walking out of a wardrobe
25:44and said that to me.
25:46It's a true coming out story.
25:48I love that.
25:48Was it in the department?
25:55So, what are you saying?
25:58I think it's Duvall.
26:00Oh, we, we think it's Rosie?
26:03OK.
26:04Yes, but...
26:06Yep.
26:07Well, I can reveal the answer is...
26:15Duvall!
26:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:27We were shopping for seats for prom and it was in the house of Fraser.
26:31We get into this disabled toilet and then one thing led to another and...
26:36Yeah.
26:36But...
26:37Was I very well being disabled?
26:42I mean...
26:43Afterward.
26:45LAUGHTER
26:47Give it up for Duvall!
26:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:56Well done, that's been Anthony.
26:59You get a point!
27:00Woo-hoo!
27:01That's a good story.
27:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:06I've been snooping from my regular's Google search history.
27:15All the teams are to do is to match the pig to the prick.
27:24LAUGHTER
27:25If you see your search history here, please come forward.
27:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:44I can't believe the regulars let you into their search history.
27:48I know.
27:50This one is my favourite.
27:53It is all...
27:55cheese.
27:57Shae's got big cheese energy.
27:59I love cheese.
28:00What is a scenario where you would have to search Red Leicester?
28:04It's just on its own.
28:05It's not like, what's the best one for lasagna or what...
28:07Yeah.
28:07It's just on its own.
28:08I feel like Archie... Archie seems simple like that.
28:12LAUGHTER
28:14I don't feel like Tracy would be searching,
28:16why is 69 a big deal?
28:19I think she would know.
28:20Tracy knows.
28:20I think that one is Tracy.
28:23Yeah, me too.
28:23Tattoo removal, why am I so aroused in the heat?
28:26And then she's just farting while feeling horny.
28:29It says, why am I so gassy?
28:31It's number two that's throwing me off.
28:34Cos number two, it just looks like someone who's got no character,
28:37no personality.
28:39Just, just...
28:40And I'm looking at you three, you don't seem...
28:42You've got a lot of personality and character.
28:45Yeah.
28:45No, wait, maybe one of them's just found out
28:47that they're lactose intolerant.
28:49Yeah.
28:49And they're trying to work out if all cheeses have dairy.
28:53Yeah.
28:54And so I think it's Archie.
28:56Yeah.
28:56And they don't want to shit themselves at lactose.
29:04Yeah.
29:05Who's got a chewy face?
29:07I'm good at that, Shane.
29:09You think he's got a chewy face?
29:11I feel like Shane...
29:12It's so...
29:13Look, there's a mix.
29:14Can rabbits eat grapes, healthy cookie dough?
29:16There's such a mix of things.
29:18He looks like he's got a lot of stuff going on in his mind.
29:21Yeah, and is he a hypochondriac?
29:23How many times can I see that injuring myself?
29:25He just looks like he's got a lot of stuff going on.
29:26Right, sit back down and make your decisions.
29:33Catherine, Finn, what are you thinking?
29:37I think number one is Tracey, number two is Archie,
29:43and number three is Shea.
29:45Number three is a very anxious person.
29:47When you're stressed, your eyes twitch.
29:50And he's getting nervous about sneezing.
29:52And then Archie, I think, is just...
29:55He's not tasted cheese,
29:57and he's looking for his first cheese to try.
30:02Tracey, Archie, Shea.
30:04Okay.
30:06Judy, Susie.
30:08I definitely...
30:08I think number three is Shea.
30:10I agree.
30:11So you are saying...
30:15Archie, Tracey, Shea.
30:18Archie, Tracey, Shea.
30:22Archie, Tracey, Shea.
30:22Right, regulars.
30:24Please go and stand beside your search history.
30:33Oh!
30:36Now it's not!
30:38Now it's not!
30:41See?
30:42I told you you were simple, Bridget.
30:46Kate, why are you so glossy?
30:51It just depends on what I eat.
30:52Like, I could eat, like, a packet of crisp
30:54and the next minute I'm just, like, farting all day.
30:57I don't think you need to worry too much
30:58about the 69% that time.
31:00Definitely.
31:02Archie, what's the...
31:03Tell us about this cheese, sir.
31:05I've written a story made entirely out of cheese puns,
31:08so I was getting the photos of the cheese to reference it.
31:12And then I got distracted halfway through
31:14and started looking at latitude.
31:17That means you can't throw an oven!
31:20Catherine, you got one right.
31:23Two decision, you got nothing right!
31:29At the end of that round,
31:33Catherine and Fern are in the lead!
31:42After the break, find out which of my regulars
31:49married the same man twice!
31:55See you in a minute!
31:58APPLAUSE
32:06OK, welcome back to Out of Order!
32:17Before the break, I actually, which are my regulars,
32:24married the same man twice and it was Shauna!
32:35That's nice!
32:37What happened?
32:40So, we got married the first time and then I divorced him
32:45about a year later.
32:48And then, like everybody did during Covid,
32:51we huddled together and we huddled so much that we got married again.
32:57And then, well, I divorced him again a year later.
33:02You don't have to accept every proposal.
33:05It's not like a glass of wine.
33:07You can say no once in a while.
33:10The big question is, if he turned up today...
33:13Would you?
33:15Absolutely not.
33:16Because he's here!
33:17I think that's...
33:21Give it up for Shauna!
33:29It's time for Rosie, let's bury me!
33:35Thank you!
33:36Thank you!
33:37Thank you!
33:41Thank you!
33:42Kowal, Shauna and Akiko are playing this along with Susie and Finn.
33:53But who in this line-up can remain the calmest under pressure?
34:05Line-up, do you remember when I fitted you on with a heart rate monitor earlier?
34:18Mm-hm.
34:19Well, we'll test who was the calmest by monitoring whose heart rate jumps the highest.
34:33Wow!
34:33As you can see, there's five mousetraps with some cheese on.
34:45Choose a mousetrap and pick up the cheese.
34:53Archie will fucking love it!
34:58Right, you two, I want you to secretly predict the order these five local men.
35:09The traps are completely safe.
35:15Like this one.
35:24Okay.
35:25Shauna.
35:27You're first.
35:30It'll be fine!
35:33I don't need your fingers!
35:36I think it's best if Shauna loses her ring finger specifically.
35:43Oh, shit.
35:47Mmm.
35:52Ohhhhhh.
35:53Ohhhh.
35:54Ohhhh.
35:55Ohhhh.
35:55Ohhhhhhh.
35:56Cam's up.
35:57Cam's up.
35:58Ah, here now.
35:59Um, hi cheese.
36:02I'm just here.
36:03I'm just here.
36:04Ohhhh.
36:05Ohhhh!
36:10I can't kill my babe, pit one.
36:43I can't kill my babe.
36:48We don't see that at Miss World, you know?
36:52Fern.
36:54Oh, Fern.
36:55I thought I felt calm.
36:58Because we could sue you if it's not safe.
37:00We've signed a waiver.
37:01Yeah, we've signed a waiver.
37:04Yeah, I did, didn't I?
37:06Oh, I don't know.
37:13Hey!
37:19Hi, bro.
37:21Yeah.
37:24Ooh!
37:29Okay, that one there looks crazy.
37:30But this one's looking high.
37:35Oh!
37:36Oh!
37:36Oh!
37:37Oh!
37:39Very long!
37:44Easy.
37:45Crazy.
37:46Yes, crazy.
37:48Wallet!
37:48Yeah, I guess that's me.
37:49My fingers are very important to your community.
37:51Yes.
37:55Thank you, Catherine.
37:56Thank you for recognizing that.
37:58That's all.
37:59Oh!
38:02No!
38:03Kind of a good noise.
38:04Oh!
38:04Oh!
38:05Oh!
38:07Oh!
38:08Oh!
38:09Oh!
38:11Oh!
38:14Oh!
38:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:20Those mousetraps will show us why we've got such a pandemic of mousers,
38:25cos they are crap!
38:26LAUGHTER
38:28So, let's talk numbers.
38:33Shauna and Akiko,
38:36your heart rates were very so messed.
38:42So, you're out of the game!
38:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:52My friends, Kywo and Susie,
38:56I fitted you with some electric shock pads
39:03Oh, OK.
39:04that I can control...
39:08..with this.
39:09LAUGHTER
39:10I want you to all give me a compliment.
39:18And if I don't like it,
39:22I will shock you.
39:27LAUGHTER
39:27We'll test by whose heart rate
39:32jumps the highest,
39:36starting with Furn.
39:40Um, Rosie, I mean this quite sincerely.
39:43I think you're an inspiration to disabled people...
39:47I hate that, Rose.
39:49who are belligerent drunk tickets.
39:54And you show that disabled people can be drunk too.
39:58LAUGHTER
39:59You know what?
40:01It started badly...
40:05..but then you redeem yourself.
40:09Yeah.
40:10So, for that, you're gonna get a little shocked.
40:16It feels quite nice, actually.
40:19LAUGHTER
40:20Right.
40:22Tell her.
40:23I never really liked the colour pink,
40:25but you look so amazing in it.
40:27I...
40:27It's probably my favourite colour now.
40:29Wow.
40:31They're quite sweet, but unfortunately...
40:36Rose, I really like it though.
40:37Like, it's so lovely.
40:38No, no, you're turned into a weak little boy.
40:44And for that, you will be shocked!
40:48Oh!
40:49Oh!
40:49Oh!
40:50Oh!
40:51Oh, my day.
40:54How are you feeling, Susie?
40:58LAUGHTER
40:59Yeah.
41:00You are so funny...
41:03..and so hot.
41:05It makes all the other female comics fucking livid.
41:09Is it a compliment...
41:13..when it's simply...
41:15..pure fat?
41:18Oh, fuck!
41:21It's...
41:22It's...
41:22Yeah, I mean, it's not that.
41:24LAUGHTER
41:25I would say it is...
41:28..day two of your period.
41:31LAUGHTER
41:31Like...
41:31Young father Lowe's...
41:34LAUGHTER
41:42We have an order!
41:49So...
41:50It is...
41:51...Shawna...
41:53...then Nikiko...
41:55...then Tawa...
41:57Then Susie...
42:00..and Fernie's out with her!
42:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:07Judy...
42:08..let's see how you did.
42:14Time!
42:16Time when you let me down!
42:18No points to Judy!
42:26Oh!
42:29Oh!
42:31Oh!
42:32One point!
42:34One point to Catherine!
42:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:40So, that's it.
42:41Catherine and Fern have nine points.
42:46And Judy and Susie...
42:50...have seven,
42:52...which means...
42:54...Kevin and Fern are...
42:57...this week's winner!
43:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:05Greetings, honey...
43:07...to my incredible regular!
43:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:14Crazy!
43:16That's me, Brian!
43:19Please give up!
43:21And please give up on!
43:25Bye!
43:56M.T.V.
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