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00:12Yeah, the tattoo's supposed to be bigger, but they ran out of ink.
00:17That is a really beautiful tribute.
00:19Thanks.
00:20Thought it was a pretty cool way to let people know my wife died.
00:24I'm glad that's out of the way.
00:26You always a Chardonnay girl?
00:28Oh, yeah, I always go shard on the first date, because I want the guy to know that I like
00:34to party, but I'm also an adult.
00:36That's why if they have dynamite shrimp on the menu, I always go with that, because shrimp, I think, is
00:40very classy.
00:40Yeah.
00:41But dynamite, it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, this guy's dangerous.
00:45Yeah.
00:45Anything could happen.
00:47Anything could happen.
00:48Yeah.
00:49Can I look at this again?
00:50Oh, you know what? We can put this away.
00:52You know, I don't even know how you're here right now.
00:54I've known about it longer than you have.
00:56Yeah, but doesn't this kind of feel like you're cheating on her?
01:03Well, now it does, a little.
01:05You know, my daughter and I have been through a lot, but we're doing so much better now.
01:09Do you have a daughter?
01:10I do, yeah.
01:11A little girl lost her mom.
01:13She's 18.
01:15But, yeah, yeah, she got sad.
01:19I'm sorry.
01:20Why don't we change the subject to something easy?
01:22Where are you from?
01:24It's okay, you got this.
01:25I'm from...
01:26Just name a city.
01:27I'm from Chicago.
01:29Da bears.
01:31Da bulls.
01:32I just can't get over what happened to your wife.
01:37Oh, no.
01:38I just think you're a really good guy.
01:40God gives us hardest battles to his strongest warriors.
01:44Have you ever heard that?
01:45I'm so sorry.
01:47How was your date?
01:49She cried so hard she threw up.
01:51Look, you're making strides just by putting yourself out there.
01:54I'm proud of you.
01:56That means a lot.
02:01Stop staring at me like you were the last dog in the shelter.
02:05You guys ready?
02:06Yeah, I'm ready, but I think Fido here might need a minute.
02:09Why are you so afraid of meaningful eye contact?
02:14I'm obsessed.
02:16I think I'm going to mess with dad and say I want one now.
02:19Get knocked up by one of our sons?
02:20I'll give you 50 grand.
02:22You just offered to pay a teenager for sex.
02:24Yeah, and?
02:26So why are you guys doing three days alone?
02:28We want time to bond as a family.
02:30Aw.
02:31Whatever.
02:32Yeah, plus Liz is here so much.
02:33We don't want Sutton to think she's the mom, Charlie's the dad,
02:35and I'm the sexy rent boy keeping things fun.
02:38No one thinks that.
02:40You're 40.
02:41All right, let's see if you're ready to fly solo.
02:44Yeah, let's do it.
02:45How do you know when her diaper's wet?
02:47Oh, come on.
02:47Easy.
02:48The line turns blue.
02:49Listen for the squish.
02:50If you're going to brunch, what is she going to wear?
02:52We are not going to brunch.
02:54She has not been vaccinated yet.
02:55But once she does, it's going to be a drag brunch,
02:57and she's going as Lady Goo Goo Gaga.
03:01Slay.
03:01Okay, I slept with Matthew's old favorite bunny
03:06so I can leave my scent for her.
03:09Wait, no, no.
03:10No stuffed animals in the crib.
03:12She could suffocate.
03:13That was your final test.
03:14You passed.
03:16Yeah, pulled that one out of my sexy 21-year-old ass.
03:19All right, listen up, Sutton.
03:22Don't forget me.
03:23I'm being for real.
03:25People stop me on the street,
03:26and they ask me about my moisture barrier.
03:28Oh, I believe it.
03:29And you know what I tell them?
03:30Nothing.
03:30My glow, my business.
03:32Now, stop trying to distract me, okay?
03:34This is the third time I've asked you about yourself,
03:36and you've changed the subject,
03:37which is a record.
03:38Congrats.
03:40Taking control of the last two minutes,
03:41why do Mark and Donna say you have a dark cloud around you?
03:44I don't know.
03:45I barely see Donna at work.
03:48I mean, we don't even hang out on the weekends anymore
03:50because she's so busy with her kids.
03:52You must miss her.
03:53She's a work friend.
03:55Besides, she's like 10 years older than me.
03:57I got a best friend who I think is at least maybe 90.
03:59It's not a big deal.
04:00I have plenty of other people in my life.
04:02Look, I got my 10,000 hours doing this.
04:04You're hiding some real pain.
04:06I know it's your job to poke around in here or whatever,
04:09but I'm good.
04:10Okay, well, then what do you do for fun?
04:12A bunch of things.
04:13There's a cider bar actually around the corner in Old Town
04:16that has bar trivia.
04:17The guys there are, like, dork cute at best,
04:20but why does that make you sad?
04:23It doesn't.
04:24I'm sad because our time is up
04:25and you finally gave me something I can write in my notebook here.
04:28Look, bar trivia.
04:30I think I got some extra time if you want to talk a little more.
04:33Later, Gator.
04:40Oh, balls.
04:43Hey, Gab, what's up?
04:45Dr. Patel was supposed to do a Q&A at my psych class tomorrow,
04:47but she just bailed at the last minute.
04:48Can you just fucking do it?
04:50Yes, but that's the angriest anyone's ever asked me for a favor.
04:53Sorry, dude.
04:54My IQ's brickwalling me.
04:55You want to take that shit outside?
04:56Hey, I got to go.
04:58Um, not to brag, but I'm at the doctor's office with Paul.
05:01Hummedidly-Dee, he finally fucking asked you.
05:03I've done it like a million times.
05:04Enjoy.
05:06Okay, bye.
05:08Why'd you wait so long to ask me to be your appointment buddy?
05:11Because you call it appointment buddy.
05:13That's fair.
05:14Looks like you responded well to antibiotics.
05:17The UTI cleared up.
05:18Yes!
05:19I knew it.
05:20So, Paul, sometimes I have patients struggling
05:23with the emotional toll of Parkinson's.
05:26Could I ever refer them to you?
05:29I think it'd be helpful to talk to someone
05:31who's also going through it.
05:33Of course.
05:34Wait a minute.
05:35Does this mean I'm good to go back to work?
05:39I see no reason why you can't.
05:44You want to do it with me?
05:47I actually do.
05:49Yeah!
05:52Yeah!
05:52Help me carry this weight
05:54That's dragging me down
05:56Pull me out of a trick
05:58Before I start to drown
06:01Let the wreckage all sink
06:03So when the fishes are frightening
06:06I want to hear myself think again
06:10I want to hear myself think again
06:21Oh, don't forget your meds
06:25Yeah
06:26What is this sigh for?
06:30It's just that these
06:32Last couple weeks
06:33Our morning walks
06:35Breakfast in bed
06:36Usually I don't like it when you drink
06:39And I'm not supposed to
06:40But you did give a whole new meaning to
06:44Bottomless mimosa
06:45It's been pretty nice
06:48You want slow mornings together every day
06:52For the rest of our lives
06:53Sign me up
06:58But I've got four more old guys with Parkinson's
07:01Or I'm going
07:03So this
07:05That's your kink?
07:06Oh yeah, baby
07:10You look so much better when you do it
07:14Anyway, I asked for what I wanted
07:16Like you said
07:16And I was so scared
07:18But I got the promotion
07:20Wally, that is amazing
07:22I'm so proud of you
07:23What a great place to end today
07:25But hey
07:27Today I want you to leave
07:28Without one of your classic
07:29Doorknob disclosures
07:30I want you to walk out
07:31Without vomiting out
07:32Any new information
07:33No problems
07:34Until next session
07:39This is a normal pace
07:47Hey!
07:48Okay, but I am worried
07:48About what I'm going to wear
07:49My first day
07:49And I'm also worried
07:50That now that I'm in a position of power
07:51I might grab someone's butt
07:52Okay, what?
07:53I waited until after I stepped
07:54Outside of the door to speak
07:55Also, mostly though
07:56I'm worried about this
07:57Public speaking thing
07:58I have to do
07:58I have to give a presentation
07:59And I know they say
08:00To picture people in their underwear
08:01But I'm worried
08:01Then I'm going to get horny
08:02And when I get horny
08:03I get very sweaty
08:04Wally, hey, hey
08:06Talk about it next week
08:07Yeah, yeah, yeah
08:09I'm going to text you later
08:13Uh-uh
08:14Hands off
08:15You hamburglar-ass bitch
08:16These are the welcome Paul back
08:17Oh, okay
08:18Yeah
08:19I've been thinking about Maya
08:20What if you shake things up a little bit?
08:22I don't know
08:22Meet her outside the office
08:24Yeah, not my style
08:24I'm more of a boundaries girly
08:26I'm not saying break the rules, Gab
08:28I'm just saying bend them a little
08:29I'm talking five miles over the speed limit
08:31I'm talking have a donut before Paul arrives
08:34And then shuffle him around
08:35So he doesn't notice
08:36No to that
08:36Even bigger no on Maya
08:37Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun
08:41-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun
08:43-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun
08:44-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-
09:07I don't have to leave.
09:08You know, I could probably speak to Gabby's class next week.
09:11Gotcha.
09:12Peace out.
09:13Suckers.
09:13I'm fine.
09:15I can talk to Gabby's class next week.
09:19Why is she still red and screamy?
09:21What's wrong, baby girl?
09:23What do you want?
09:24Would you like $100?
09:25Ooh, yes, that's for more.
09:26I'll give you $1,000.
09:28This is funny.
09:29I mean, it's sick.
09:30I'm worried about you.
09:32It's funny.
09:33Watch this.
09:35Bicycle her.
09:37What is happening?
09:38Tia?
09:39What the actual fuck?
09:40She's gassy.
09:41Bicycle her legs.
09:43Oh, we do it.
09:43She's right here.
09:44Right, right.
09:44That's it.
09:45That's it.
09:45Oh, yes.
09:46We're cycling.
09:46You're cycling.
09:48Good job farting.
09:50Wait, just, just, just.
09:51Wait, thank you so much.
09:54Damn it, Liz.
09:54You said this was Matthew's buddy.
09:55Calm down.
09:56You love being on camera.
09:58I do.
09:58Send me the footage.
09:59Bye, Liz.
10:01Well, that was fun while it lasted.
10:03Hey, we have visitors.
10:05Be cool.
10:06We are being cool.
10:07Marisol, this is Derek, Liz, and Alice.
10:10What a nice surprise.
10:13Stop it, man.
10:13You text me like 50 times.
10:15I know she's over there.
10:15I want to meet her.
10:16What?
10:17No.
10:18Derek is overexcited that Sean is finally bringing a girl home.
10:22Full disclosure, he is going to be checking your comings and goings from our deck.
10:28He's what?
10:29Don't worry.
10:30He can't see anything that goes on in the pool house.
10:32Sean says that you make an amazing cup of coffee, and he keeps talking about some toilet
10:37from God, but I feel like he's overselling that.
10:40You can't oversell it.
10:41You and your butt will not be disappointed.
10:44Babe, don't talk about a butt.
10:46I'm not describing it.
10:47I'm just saying it will be happy.
10:50Oh.
10:51Yeah, it's Will.
10:53Hey, butt.
10:54What's up?
10:54This is fucking ridiculous.
10:56I'm not doing this anymore, okay?
10:57Okay, slow down.
10:59Slow, all right.
10:59Matthew crashing here isn't working.
11:01The place is a mess.
11:02Peyton won't even sleep here anymore.
11:04There's a Peyton.
11:05Who is Peyton?
11:06Nice try.
11:06Have her come over for coffee and toilet.
11:09Oh, and just like that, your old news.
11:11I don't know how to do this gracefully, but I have to check out the can.
11:14Through there.
11:15Chiller.
11:16We will figure it out, okay, butt?
11:18Love you.
11:19Love you.
11:20Okay, love you too.
11:21What are we going to do with this kid?
11:24Holy shit.
11:25It warms your butt?
11:27Yep.
11:28Oh, now she's going to want to sleep over all the time.
11:30I'm pretty sure I took care of that last night.
11:32Oh.
11:33Are you proud of talking like that?
11:35Well, not anymore.
11:37Seriously?
11:38He's the one who's proud of it.
11:40I'm just standing here.
11:42Hi.
11:42Keisha, Gabby's favorite.
11:44And I'm wondering if you'd write me a letter of recommendation.
11:48You've asked every guest speaker.
11:49You have 23 letters of recommendation.
11:51Whoa.
11:51I like you, Keisha.
11:5224.
11:54Don't you have that same sweater?
11:55Oh, yeah.
11:56I was at her house and I got chili, so I still live.
12:00Pretty sure she's single black femaleing me, and honestly, I'm here for it.
12:04Right.
12:05No, I was just surprised that a boundaries girlie let Keisha in her house.
12:09You're a bad boundaries girlie.
12:11I heard it.
12:12I know.
12:12That sounded sexual.
12:13I'm sorry.
12:13Keisha is a student, not a patient like Maya.
12:15Why are you on my jock about her?
12:16Gabby, you and I have always been a tad bit competitive, but I think maybe that's why you're
12:21so resistant.
12:21You're afraid that Jimmy-ing might actually work, because, you know, Gabby-ing ain't cutting
12:26it.
12:27Okay.
12:28That's it.
12:28Now this is happening.
12:30Um, class, change of plans.
12:33Originally, I was going to have my colleague, Dr. Laird, talk to you about cognitive restructuring
12:39in a clinical setting.
12:40But instead, I'm going to have him try to defend a new-ish technique that he egomaniacally
12:47named after himself.
12:49Dr. Laird.
12:52Here we go.
12:53Jimm-ing.
12:54Ugh.
12:56Like gravity.
12:57iPods.
12:58Jell-O.
12:59These were all radical ideas.
13:01Until someone was brave enough to dream.
13:07Yes, young dreamer.
13:09Isn't jimm-ing a word already?
13:11That's why I love it.
13:12I am jimm-ing the mind.
13:15Why would you write that down?
13:16He just said nonsense.
13:19Great work today.
13:22But never say, I'm all about the money ever again.
13:28It makes me hate you a little.
13:30Great to have you back.
13:35No.
13:36Yes.
13:39A kid like Matthew is going to have a hard time adjusting when you stop coddling him and
13:46challenge him to be independent.
13:48But the main thing is, I'm not your therapist.
13:51All right, fine, your loss.
13:54But you're going to help me.
13:56You know why?
13:57Because you're going to shoot me if I don't?
13:59No.
14:01Because I'm giving you this.
14:04What are we doing here?
14:06You know what that is.
14:07You're one of the only people who hates being vulnerable more than I do.
14:13But tough shit.
14:15I think you're so smart and inspiring, Paul.
14:18And I guess I just wanted to say I'm really grateful.
14:25And I love you.
14:27And you don't have to say it back.
14:29Though I'll forever judge you if you don't.
14:32I'll live.
14:37I love how shiny it is.
14:39I know.
14:40It's a good one.
14:45I love you.
14:47I'm going to tell everyone that you said that.
14:49No one's going to fucking believe you.
14:51Just tell me what to do with my kid.
14:53We had hoped that by kicking you out, you'd find your own way.
14:57But you haven't.
14:59No, you have not.
15:00So helpful.
15:02But luckily, I have a new rock friend who said we could help you, but we just can't do it
15:08for you.
15:09Yeah, these walls had mold, but it's gone now.
15:12You can stay here.
15:14Rent free will make sure you don't starve as long as you work.
15:18And I mean the whole shebang.
15:20Tiling, painting, putting up new drywall.
15:23I don't know how to do that.
15:24That's what Professor YouTube is for.
15:27Oh.
15:28No, no, no.
15:29Don't eat our broke son's candy.
15:31You know being a hard ass lowers my blood sugar?
15:34You're fine.
15:36All right.
15:37I'm going to go pick up the blazer I had altered.
15:39You will have no idea what I eat along the way.
15:41I will.
15:42Mom, this sucks.
15:43It'll end when you get a job.
15:44Now let me show you your bedroom.
15:46You shouldn't have any problems waking up early.
15:49Because I removed all the curtains from the windows.
15:51I like curtains.
15:52Yeah, tough shit.
15:54So what made you take the leap from traditional CBT to recklessly intervening in your clients' lives?
16:00At first, it was for me.
16:04I was going through something.
16:05But now, when a patient first comes to me, they're often so hopeless.
16:12And if I break a traditional boundary, they get to see how far I'm willing to go to help them.
16:17And honestly, I can sometimes see their hope creeping back.
16:22Whoa.
16:24Suck it.
16:24You suck it.
16:25I'm sorry, but you're giving life, Coach.
16:28Yes, Keisha.
16:28Snaps for Keisha.
16:30What is that?
16:31What is this?
16:32What is this?
16:32Snaps.
16:33They do it like, yes, queen.
16:34That's what it means.
16:35If you're not adhering to the code of ethics, what stops you from going too far over the line?
16:40I trust my moral compass.
16:41Tell them about that time you had your patient stripped down to his tighty-whities and swim with your friends.
16:45That was not phrased fairly.
16:46And you know it.
16:47Wait, didn't one of your clients push her husband off a mountain?
16:50It was a hill.
16:51It was a tall, very steep hill.
16:53Hill, that was not a great outcome.
16:55However, I have done a lot of soul-searching since then, and I have come to realize, frankly, that guy
17:01was a real dick.
17:01Oh, my God.
17:03Ruh-roh.
17:04That's messed up.
17:05Honestly, I feel bad for your clients.
17:08Can I respond to that?
17:09No, you may not, random student.
17:12I am one of Jimmy's patients.
17:14Oh, I dreamed of it going like this.
17:16I have OCD, and before I met Jimmy, I held my breath to prevent bad things from happening.
17:22I had inside clothes and outside clothes, but now I have a part-time relationship with a dog, and I
17:29never hold my breath anymore.
17:30I haven't passed out in six months.
17:31Don't get me wrong.
17:32I still have stuff to work on, like my fear of public speaking.
17:36Jimmy brought me here to practice, and I was like, you're banana pants, but, oh, my God, this is public,
17:39and I'm speaking.
17:40I'm public speaking.
17:41Damn right you are.
17:42Oh, you guys.
17:44This, to me, is worth the risk.
17:48What other therapist would come to my home, sit on my bed, and tell me I'm amazing?
17:53What?
17:53Hey, it was not a bed.
17:54No, no, it's a couch that turns into a bed.
17:56But it was in couch mode.
17:58Okay, so, there you have it.
18:01If I could, I would erase all of your memories with one of those men in black flashy things.
18:06Let's just pretend.
18:07This never happened.
18:08Beep.
18:13It's kind of fun in here.
18:15And meth-y.
18:17Anyway, Connor sent us to get his sweatshirt back.
18:19Tell Connor I don't have his stupid 2012 LA King Stanley Cup Champions hoodie.
18:24You're literally wearing a sweatshirt with those exact words on it.
18:26Shit.
18:30You guys want some weed gummies?
18:31They'll fuck you all the way up.
18:33Okay, I would love to get fully fucked up.
18:35I will take six.
18:37Where are they?
18:38Okay, I had a whole giant bag here.
18:44Oh, shit.
19:07Buddy, there's no easy way to say this.
19:11They got you, Dick.
19:12Everything okay, sir?
19:16Yes, but you may have to call an ambulance.
19:19I've been poisoned.
19:21I'm just a little bit dying.
19:26Just a little bit dying.
19:29And Liz, last message.
19:32Uh, listen, I'm sorry.
19:34I never found this.
19:35This is...
19:36I didn't find...
19:37I didn't find this.
19:39Anyway.
19:39Oh, and I'm dying.
19:41But I don't want you to have to wait too long to find love again.
19:45Maybe like eight years.
19:47Okay.
19:48Bye forever.
19:49This is your husband, Derek.
19:59Derek.
20:00Well played, fucker.
20:02You outlived me.
20:03You're still never gonna get her.
20:06Uh, are you okay?
20:07Yeah, I'm fine.
20:09Two cents in that.
20:11Bitch.
20:11Well, of course I'll make sure they don't get Sutton.
20:15But who do you think wants to kill both you and my baby?
20:19They want to kill cute people?
20:21Uh, well, that came for me.
20:23It's more than likely.
20:25I'm under fire right now.
20:27I'm under fire.
20:28Ryan, do something.
20:29Don't touch it!
20:30Don't touch it!
20:30Okay, buddy.
20:32Sit down.
20:32Hold on a second.
20:33Just give me one second.
20:35I think I scared him and sat down.
20:37Liz.
20:38I know you're listening.
20:39Go get your phone.
20:40They're taking Derek to the hospital.
20:45Oh, shit.
20:46So, Marisol, is this a situationship?
20:50Or are you guys planning a soft launch?
20:54See?
20:54I listen to you when you talk.
20:56We're having fun.
20:58Marisol is great.
20:59She was actually killing it in Miami, but her dad got sick,
21:02so she came home to be with him.
21:04I respect that.
21:06What could be more important than being with your family?
21:09No argument here.
21:11Hey, we're getting to the end of the session.
21:13You gonna sit there and gush, or do you have an issue?
21:17She hasn't changed at all.
21:20Kind of crazy.
21:21Fun.
21:22Up for anything.
21:24I used to be like that.
21:27But what happens when she realizes I'm not that guy anymore?
21:30So, you have a future imaginary problem that you just made up.
21:35Sorry.
21:36Can't make me give a shit.
21:38Why don't we just focus on how cool it is that you're in such a good place
21:42that we're talking about girl problems.
21:45Yeah, that is kind of great, right?
21:47Hmm.
21:48Come on.
21:49It wasn't that bad.
21:51And you know I hate it when you do, sad boy.
21:53I'm just doing you a favor, Gab.
21:54Gab, you set me up.
21:56It was, it was mean.
21:57Okay, well you made friends with Louis without asking me how I felt about it.
22:00Now?
22:01You're bringing this up now?
22:02Yes.
22:02I feel like I need it now.
22:03You want a pizza?
22:05Order a pizza.
22:06And yes, I will.
22:08I'll call the FBI for you.
22:10I gotta go.
22:12Stand by for a call from Derek.
22:14He's high as fuck.
22:16Gab, I know.
22:17I can be relentless.
22:18I'm sorry.
22:19But I really was trying to help you.
22:21God damn it.
22:22I don't mean anything by it.
22:23I just don't take advice about my patients.
22:25The last text I have from you says,
22:27I wonder if you can give me some advice about my patient.
22:30Damn it, Paul.
22:31I was almost out of this.
22:32Why are you lying to me?
22:33What is your, what is your problem?
22:35Why are you being such a big sad boy?
22:37Hey, Paul.
22:38What Dr. Sykes sent me?
22:40I'm sort of interrupting what I assume to be a group therapy session
22:43for people who are angry at being tall.
22:45These are the doctors.
22:46Well, that inspires confidence.
22:48It's me.
22:49You too.
22:52I understand that you lost faith in me.
22:55I would too.
22:55Mm-hmm.
22:57But I'm trying to move forward.
22:59I really wish that you would find a way to trust me again.
23:03Admit it, you haven't trusted me since Tia died.
23:05It wasn't since Tia died.
23:07It was three months later when my patient missed their session
23:10and I found you two in the parking lot getting high.
23:12Do you remember that?
23:13Of course I do.
23:16No, I do not.
23:17Sorry if it's taken me too long to get on the Jimmy's back train.
23:20Tia was like my sister.
23:22Dude, you had sex workers at her house.
23:25You slept with her hot best friend.
23:27That was you.
23:28Gabby, it can't be an example if it's you.
23:30It's a fine example.
23:33I get it.
23:35I mean, I really do.
23:36I get it.
23:41Whatever you're doing with Maya isn't working.
23:43Something has to change.
23:44Don't miss out on helping her because of how fucked up I was.
23:52So I was in a hallucination.
23:54I was just eating cake.
23:56Not doing anything cool.
23:57It was pretty good cake.
24:00So what's going on?
24:01I'm a pretty optimistic guy.
24:02But about once a year, I hit a wall.
24:07And, um, that shit is hard.
24:10And it's unfair.
24:14And it's boring.
24:16Like, how many vocal exercises can I do in a year?
24:26Yeah, I fucking hate him, too.
24:29So at some point, I go looking for someone to help me keep fighting.
24:33And I'm sure it's you.
24:34Lucky me.
24:35But I'm not going to do it.
24:37Okay, that's cool.
24:39Any of those windows open?
24:40Your fate is up to you.
24:42But I can help you figure it out with something I call the field.
24:48Close your eyes.
24:52Envision it as a mysterious cloud of intelligence and energy.
24:59Sounds kind of dumb.
25:01It's not dumb.
25:02All the dumb.
25:04All right, it's a little dumb.
25:05Close your eyes.
25:06I want you to walk into that warm energy.
25:11Let it wash over you.
25:12And say, I want the answer.
25:15I know you have.
25:17Then be still.
25:19And listen.
25:20I'm doing it.
25:21You're doing it.
25:23Okay, I will.
25:28Of course I came.
25:30I want as much time as I can get with you.
25:32You want slow mornings together every day for the rest of our lives?
25:38Sign me up.
25:39But maybe it's better to focus on how grateful you must feel to have gotten to do this for as
25:43long as you have.
25:46What could be more important than being with your family?
25:51Okay, I'm done.
25:56All I saw was last Sunday.
25:58I was feeling shitty and I couldn't get up.
26:00And, um, my wife and my daughter and I stayed cherry grocery in bed.
26:10She grew up in bed.
26:15It's worse things in life than being fed ice cream by a pretty girl.
26:22Maybe when I go home, I'll stop getting a couple pints.
26:28Good answer.
26:30Thanks.
26:33We'll see you next year.
26:36We'll see.
26:40Good answer.
26:43Heaven smells like ass.
26:46Again, you're not dead.
26:48We're in a hospital.
26:50Everyone, tell him he's not dead.
26:51You're not dead, Dad.
26:52You're alive.
26:55Stop it.
26:57Sorry.
26:58Oh, full house.
26:59It's a good show.
27:00Yeah.
27:01Remember Uncle Jesse?
27:02You look like Elvis.
27:03Yeah, I do.
27:04Yeah, we all do.
27:05Give it to us straight, Doc.
27:08Will he ever not be high again?
27:10He'll be fine.
27:11His blood work did show a slight heart aberration.
27:14Do something!
27:15Oh, that still works.
27:17But that could be because of the 650 milligrams of THC he ingested.
27:22Oh.
27:22You ate the whole bag?
27:24Well done, dude.
27:25We're going to have him come back to cardiology to follow up.
27:28But in the meantime, you can take him home as soon as he can walk again.
27:33Yeah.
27:33Did they ever catch the guy who took that man's dick?
27:36Whose dick?
27:37You're alive.
27:38Everyone loves you.
27:40Gabby called.
27:41Connor called.
27:42Even Paul called.
27:43Oh, shit.
27:44I gotta call Matthew.
27:45Um, forget about it.
27:48What?
27:50He knows.
27:51I told him.
27:52Sorry.
27:54Oh.
27:55Great.
27:56Thanks.
27:57Thanks for letting him know.
27:58Yeah.
28:08Hello.
28:08Hey, Maya.
28:09What?
28:10Gabby?
28:11Yep.
28:11This is so random.
28:14It's actually not random at all.
28:15You said you were going to be at a cider bar in Old Town, and then I looked it up
28:18and saw that there was only one.
28:19Just now I'm hearing is very stalkery.
28:23I just wanted to make sure you're okay.
28:25If you're going to hang, you've got to join my trivia team.
28:27I'm solo tonight.
28:29Sure.
28:29What's the topic?
28:30Lord of the Rings.
28:31Oh, shit.
28:32Girl's about to get bloody up in here.
28:34Really?
28:34Yes.
28:35Sam Wise about to hobbit smack a bitch.
28:37Okay.
28:37So you're familiar.
28:38You have no fuck now.
28:40Can we get her one of these?
28:42I can't believe you knew the name of the sword that was reforged from the shards of Narsil and wielded
28:48by Aragorn.
28:49Are you kidding?
28:50Anderil was the name of my cat growing up.
28:51What?
28:52Oh, I'm so pumped.
28:53I love opening up a can and whoop ass with a bunch of nerves.
28:56Yeah, I can tell.
28:57You know what?
28:59I'm glad you came.
29:00Me too.
29:04I didn't always do this by myself.
29:07Okay.
29:09I used to do it with my three best friends.
29:13Becca got a sick gig in Atlanta and moved.
29:17Kate got married and moved.
29:19And Eli joined a cult that doesn't allow him to use the phone.
29:24Oh, Eli?
29:26Sometimes I feel like the whole universe is conspiring to keep me lonely.
29:38I'm really fucking lonely.
29:42Maybe instead of skipping a week, we can meet tomorrow and talk about it?
29:48Sure.
29:49Tonight we celebrate for we are the riders of Rohan, champions of bar trivia.
29:59Suck it, you dorks.
30:01See ya.
30:03See ya!
30:10Derek is still very worried about the mannequin, but he is slowly coming down to earth.
30:18This is fun, isn't it?
30:20Yeah, it's so intrusive.
30:21I know.
30:22I want to put one in Gabby's house.
30:23Oh yeah, that'd be fun for Derek too, is it?
30:25Yeah.
30:26Where does Charlie think you are right now?
30:29In our bedroom, sleeping.
30:30I snuck out the window.
30:32Yeah, I've done that.
30:33Yeah.
30:34How's the family bonding going?
30:37Good, actually.
30:40I didn't think I could spend every second with anyone but myself.
30:45But I love her so much.
30:47She's cute.
30:48She's selfish.
30:49She screams to get what she wants.
30:51My baby is my soulmate.
30:53And I hate to say this, but thank you.
30:58You taught us a lot.
31:00I am the wrong person to thank, my friend.
31:05I talk a big game as a mom, and I've raised a circus troupe of man-boys.
31:11You try to be the perfect parent, and whatever you do, you're gonna fuck it up.
31:17Well, that is oddly liberating.
31:20What I'm hearing is my mistakes don't matter, which is great, because I'm pretty sure she ate one of my
31:24AirPods.
31:25You'll find out sooner or later.
31:28Hey, listen, I've met all of your boys.
31:33I'll never know which one is which.
31:35Yeah.
31:36But they all have great hearts.
31:38Not Matthew.
31:40His father was in the hospital because of his drugs, and he knew that and didn't bother to show up.
31:49I somehow raised an asshole.
31:52I'm embarrassed by him.
32:00I brought that as favorite for us.
32:03That is so not what I meant.
32:06Please don't leave.
32:07Let's just talk about it.
32:08It meant...
32:11What the fuck?
32:13Matthew?
32:14I can't.
32:25Paul?
32:29Paul?
32:30Yeah?
32:31Hey, I wasn't, I wasn't, like, afraid that you were not alive.
32:36It's normal to see someone sitting in the dark.
32:40Not moving.
32:42Hey, how was your first day back?
32:46Really great.
32:52I think it's time for me to stop being a therapist.
32:55Do you, Paul?
32:56I'm not going to fall for that one twice.
32:58No, I'm serious.
33:00I took going away and coming back to see it, but it's time, Jimmy.
33:11I'm supposed to tell you that it's time.
33:13Well, you can do that if you want.
33:18It's time for you to retire, Paul.
33:20Okay.
33:22Not the way I saw this going in my head.
33:25Yeah.
33:27Come here.
33:30Come on, Paul.
33:31I need it.
33:35Holy shit, man.
33:40I'm going to miss you.
33:42You mean so, so much to me.
33:45I've always wanted to tell you this one thing, and I'm going to say it.
33:47Oh, Jesus, Jimmy, please.
33:49I'm not leaving now.
33:50I've got patients to notify.
33:52I've got referrals to make.
33:54It'll take months to wind down this practice.
33:57You only get to say goodbye once, and it's not today.
34:00Come on, I want pizza on the way home.
34:02Let's go.
34:07Let's go.
34:08Let's go!
34:11Let's go.
34:13Let's go.
34:13Oh, yeah.
34:15Oh, yeah.
34:21So won't you come back inside?
34:24Give me some of your time.
34:26Promise not to take it on.
34:28Soon you'll be on your way on a better day.
34:32Sayin', look how far we've come.
34:35Maybe we could roll that dice one more time.
34:39See if the number's strong.
34:41All it takes is just one break.
34:45And you were all right on and on.
34:52Oh, yeah.
34:54Oh, yeah.
34:57Oh, yeah.
34:58Oh, yeah.
35:00Oh, yeah.
35:00Oh, yeah.
35:13Bye-bye.
35:14Bye-bye.
35:15Bye-bye.
35:17Bye-bye.
35:17Bye-bye.
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