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The Flintstones S04E14 Peek A Boo Camera HMAX DD2 BTW
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00:02We might as well have arrested us, Barney.
00:04We're on peek-a-boo camera, like it or not.
00:07Oh, there must be something we can do.
00:10I got it.
00:11Why worry about being on TV?
00:14All we gotta do is keep Wilma and Betty away from the set.
00:17Oh, it's gonna be rough, Fred.
00:18They're stronger than we are.
00:20Not that way, lunkhead.
00:22We simply take them out on the town so they miss the show.
00:26Well, suppose they don't wanna go.
00:27Don't wanna go? Are you kidding?
00:30Wilma would never dream of turning down a night out.
00:41We ever, never knew.
00:44Flintstones, meet the Flintstones.
00:46They're the Martin Stone Age family.
00:50From the town of Bedrock,
00:53they're a place right out of history.
00:56Let's ride with the family down the street.
00:59Through the courtesy of Fritz and Pete.
01:02When you're with the Flintstones,
01:05Have a yabba-dabba-doo time.
01:07A dabba-doo time.
01:08Have a gay old time.
01:14Wilma!
01:15Wilma, will you hurry up?
01:17Yeah, it's almost time for the show.
01:19Shh, will you two hold it down?
01:22Pebbles is almost asleep.
01:24Aren't they cute?
01:26I hope you didn't mind us bringing Bam Bam over while we watch the show.
01:30Of course not.
01:32And here it is, your favorite show.
01:34Here it comes.
01:37And now, the show that catches people unaware,
01:43Peek-A-Boo Camera!
01:45Yeah, every week a new hiding place.
01:49I tell you, this program kills me.
01:51We never miss it.
01:54And neither does Dino.
01:56And Betty and I like it, too.
01:57Yeah.
01:59There's nothing like watching people act goofy.
02:02They should peek-a-boo Betty first thing in the morning.
02:05You should see her in hair colors.
02:12And how do you think you look with a mouthful of yarn, Blabbermouth?
02:17Hey, here comes the TV snack tray.
02:19Dig in, everybody.
02:21Ah!
02:23Dig in?
02:24Fred, you've taken the whole pile of sandwiches.
02:27Sorry, Wilma.
02:30I thought it was one of them club sandwiches.
02:33By the way, Wilma, what are you and Fred doing this Saturday night?
02:36Oh, it's our anniversary.
02:39Fred's promised to take me out on the town.
02:41Didn't you, dear?
02:43I said, didn't you, dear?
02:45Huh?
02:46Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, sure, Wilma, sure.
02:49Oh, really, Fred.
02:51Sometimes I think the only reason you watch TV
02:53is so you can eat snacks and drink grape juice.
02:56I envy you, Wilma.
02:58Barney never takes me anyplace.
03:00Then why don't you join us?
03:01Hey, that's a great idea.
03:04And Fred will take care of the check.
03:05Oh, boy, that's a great idea.
03:08And now, here he is,
03:10the originator and host of peek-a-boo camera,
03:14Rocky Genio!
03:16Hi, peek-a-boo fans.
03:19We've got a great show for you tonight.
03:21Our first episode shows what happened
03:23when I, along with our hidden camera,
03:26took Dr. Stonebone's place at his animal hospital.
03:31Here I am, putting on my disguise
03:33and checking the camera.
03:35Everything okay, cameraman?
03:39Oh, boy, this is gonna be good.
03:43Barney, will you watch it with those potato chips?
03:45I can't hear the show.
03:47Oh, sorry, Fred.
03:50I guess you're making them a little too loud.
03:53No, doctor, doctor.
03:55Uh-huh, here comes our first victim.
03:58Doctor, my little kitty is terribly undersized.
04:02She won't eat a thing.
04:04Madam, all she needs is one of my instant grow pills.
04:08And you wait right here.
04:09Oh, I do hope she'll be all right.
04:11Now, don't worry.
04:13Just leave everything to me.
04:14Up you go, kitty.
04:17I'm giving your kitten an instant grow pill.
04:22Ah, she's looking better, madam, already.
04:25Just see for yourself.
04:27My kitty!
04:30Kitty!
04:34Madam, you've just fallen for the old switcheroo.
04:37I'm Rocky Genial, and you're on peek-a-boo camera.
04:42How does it feel?
04:43Oh, how does this feel?
04:48Wait, madam.
04:49You're supposed to react to this gag.
04:51Good night, you ladies!
04:56And that sweet little old lady
04:58turned out to be a retired policewoman.
05:01Great sport, wasn't she?
05:02Folks, here she is in person.
05:05Now, let's have a big hand
05:06for Mrs. Rose Sweetslab.
05:12That Rocky sensation.
05:14How does he think up those stunts?
05:16He probably has a staff of high-priced riders.
05:21Oh, dear.
05:22I'll get it.
05:23Now, who would have the nerve to call here
05:25during peek-a-boo camera?
05:27Who?
05:29Oh, I'll see if he's available.
05:31It's for you, Fred.
05:32Someone from the lodge.
05:34Says he's the Grand Poobah.
05:35Oh, yeah?
05:36Well, tell him to go jump in the...
05:38Hey, hey, the Grand Poobah!
05:41On your feet, Barney.
05:42It's the Poobah!
05:44Hold the phone.
05:45Remember, I got my water buffalo hat on.
05:47Stand at attention, Barney.
05:49It's the Grand Poobah!
05:51Oh, boy.
05:52The Grand Poobah.
05:53It's the first time he's ever phoned me.
05:56He probably never had the dime.
06:00Never had the dime.
06:01Oh, that's a good one.
06:02Okay for you, Barney.
06:03You're going on report.
06:05Laughing at the Poobah.
06:06Oh, no, no, no.
06:07I didn't mean it, Fred.
06:08Give me another chance.
06:11Hello?
06:12Grand Poobah?
06:13Yes, Flintstone.
06:15This is the Imperial Grand Poobah himself speaking.
06:18I've called a special lodge meeting for Saturday night.
06:21Oh, that's very Saturday night.
06:25Saturday night?
06:27But Poobah, it's my anniversary.
06:29I promise we'll...
06:30You've got to un-promise her, Flintstone.
06:32One of our fellow buffaloes is getting married.
06:35Yes, Shelly Shale.
06:37And we're having a little surprise whoop-de-doo for him.
06:40Ba-ba-ba-ba-poobah.
06:42As I was saying, Flintstone,
06:43a party isn't a party without you to liven it up.
06:47Now, I most heartily suggest that you and Barney be there.
06:51In fact, it's an order.
06:53Your Poobah has spoken.
06:56And here's another order.
06:59That was your last call tonight.
07:01Is that clear, Poobah?
07:03Oh, yes, dear.
07:05Very clear.
07:06No more phone calls.
07:08Hello, Poobah?
07:10Poobah?
07:11Oh, what'll I do?
07:12I can't tell Wilma I'm canceling our anniversary plans
07:15to go to a wild lodge party.
07:17Hey, uh, what did the Poobah want, Fred?
07:19Something important?
07:20Well, uh, uh, as a matter of fact,
07:23something unexpected has come up.
07:26Remember Shelly Shale?
07:27Oh, yes, he's a confirmed bachelor, isn't he?
07:30Yeah, you see, he, uh...
07:31Nothing's wrong with him, I hope.
07:33Wrong?
07:34Well, uh, yeah, he's kind of reached the end of the line,
07:37if you know what I mean.
07:39Oh, how awful!
07:40And he's not even 40.
07:42Well, we all gotta go sometime.
07:44Anyhow, all us lodge brothers are gonna see him on, uh, Saturday night.
07:49Hey, you mean, uh, we're paying him our last respects?
07:52You, uh, might say that, Barney, yeah.
07:55But listen, Wilma, I'm afraid this means...
07:57Oh, I understand, Fred.
07:59We can always go out.
08:01But poor Shelly.
08:03Struck down in his prime.
08:05Poor man.
08:11Easy, Dino.
08:12You never even met the guy.
08:20Hey, uh, you really fooled the girls, Fred.
08:25Betty was still weeping when I left.
08:27Yeah, so was Wilma.
08:29But after all, she's the one who jumped to the conclusion.
08:35Well, here we are at the lodge. Let's park.
08:39Hey, you know, Fred, the lodge could use a bigger parking lot.
08:42Hey, there's a spot.
08:44It's too small, Fred. Your car will never flip.
08:46Just give me a hand, Bon. I know what I'm doing.
08:50There. That takes care of that.
08:54Okay, open up, buffaloes. Flintstone and Rubble are here.
08:58What's the password?
09:00Password?
09:01Uh, Icaruck, Blubberuck, Huck-a-Ruck.
09:07Sorry, that was last week.
09:09Oh, come on. Open up, wise guy.
09:12Hot tomato!
09:13Let's go!
09:15Get the show on the road!
09:17Whippee!
09:19Hey, the water buffaloes are really stampeding tonight.
09:22Shall we join the herd?
09:24Right.
09:25Yubba-dubba-doo!
09:27Yubba-dubba-dubba-doo-ee!
09:28Yahoo!
09:30All right, buffaloes. Meeting come to order.
09:33Yahoo!
09:36Quiet!
09:39Now, that's better.
09:41Now, as you know, buffaloes, we are here to honor one of our brothers who tomorrow will be sacrificed on
09:48the altar of matrimony.
09:50He'll be sorry!
09:52Quiet, Quartz. Not everybody's married to a lady wrestler.
09:59All right, buffaloes. All right, now, let's have a big hand for the groom-to-be, Shelly Shale.
10:07Uh, thank you, uh, fellow buffaloes.
10:10How did it happen, Shelly?
10:12Yeah, how'd you meet her?
10:14Well, if you guys want to know what happened...
10:16Uh, I wasn't doing nothing.
10:18I was just standing on the corner, minding my own business, doing nothing.
10:23I wasn't doing nothing.
10:27Oh, that's Shelly. His wife's really gonna be in for laughs.
10:34All right, now, as you know, buffaloes, when a brother gets hooked, we present him with a wedding gift.
10:41Tonight, our gift to Shelly is a party at the Copacaboulder nightclub.
10:49All right, let's go, boys. It's all paid.
10:52The last one there is a lady buffalo.
10:55Yibba-dabba-dee!
10:58Hey, you're gonna hit him!
10:59Hope I hit him!
11:10Now that's what I call a real swinging group.
11:14Look at Flintstone.
11:16He's got it again.
11:18What a card.
11:19Olé! Olé! Olé, olé, olé!
11:23I am the great barn dog.
11:26I mean, Marador.
11:28Bring on the bull.
11:36Olé!
11:37That's what they call a lot of bull.
11:44What did I tell you?
11:46That Flintstone should be on television.
11:50A genuine nut if I ever saw one.
11:53Oh, they'll love him on peek-a-boo camera.
11:56Listen, Mr. Genio.
11:58I said it was okay to use my club,
12:01but we could get sued by a character like that.
12:04He looks dangerous.
12:06Don't worry, Mr. Rockboulder.
12:09I'll get his written permission.
12:10Everybody has to sign a release.
12:13Harry!
12:15Wow!
12:16Look at that cloud now.
12:18Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:19Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:20All right!
12:22Touché!
12:25There he is, folks.
12:27The only bull in town with a hospitalization plan.
12:32Yeah, it only hurts when I sit down.
12:37Those two kill me.
12:38This will be my funniest show yet.
12:41Don't leave without seeing our famous floor show, Mr. Genio.
12:45It's starting right now.
12:47And here they are!
12:48The world-famous Copacabolder Girls!
12:52Whoopee!
12:54Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
13:00-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:06Greetings, buffaloes.
13:07This is Twinkle Toes Flintstone and my partner, Barn Dora Rubble.
13:13Hey-ow!
13:14Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:17And just think I get all this talent on film for nothing?
13:22Well, brother buffaloes, I don't want to hold up the show, so let me introduce.
13:26Hey-ey, Fred, uh, tell him how we fooled our wives.
13:29Oh, yeah. The girls think we're out paying our last respects to Shelly Shale.
13:35Hi there, TV fans. Recognize me?
13:38Why, it's... it's, uh...
13:41You. You. Couldn't be.
13:44Oh, it's me, all right, Rocky Junior.
13:47And you're on peek-a-boo camera.
13:49Peek-a-boo camera? Oh, he's kidding.
13:54Oh, gosh. Gee, golly. Oh, twinkle toes. It can't be.
13:59Oh, it's just too much peek-a-boo camera.
14:03All right, all right, fellas.
14:06Just sign this release and you'll be on our special show tomorrow night.
14:10Yeah, that Barney, it's for real.
14:14And you.
14:16Thank you. See you on TV.
14:18Hot dog. We're really on peek-a-boo camera.
14:21What do you say to that, Barney?
14:23Gosh. Golly. Gee.
14:31Oh, great party, wasn't it, Barney?
14:33Yeah, it's a shame Shelly doesn't get married more often.
14:36Well, late, Fred. See you on peek-a-boo camera.
14:40Yeah. Just wait until the wives see us on TV.
14:43They'll flip their lovely lids.
14:47Wilma!
14:47Betty.
14:48If they see us on peek-a-boo camera, we're dead.
14:52Oh, worse than that. Betty'll kill me.
14:54Barney, there's only one thing to do.
14:56Leave the country?
14:57No. We gotta get Rocky Genial to cut out our portion of the show.
15:02Oh, good idea. But where do we find him at this hour?
15:05Where all the celebrities stay when they're in town, the Bedrock plans a hotel.
15:09Come on, hop in the car.
15:13Hey! Watch it!
15:16Cut that out!
15:18Now, once and for all, get out and stay out.
15:21But we've gotta see Mr. Genial. It's a matter of life and death.
15:25Yeah, and besides that, it's important.
15:27Ha! But nobody goes to the penthouse suite at three in the morning.
15:30Now, beat it before I call the cops.
15:33Yeah, nice guy. I think I saw his picture once on a bottle of iodine.
15:37Ah, forget him. We gotta find some way to get up to that penthouse.
15:41Ow!
15:42Hey, look! The fire escape ladder. Up you go, Barney.
15:47Gee, it looks awful tall.
15:49Well, think tall and get up there.
15:52I think I'll go home.
15:54Hey, come back here. I'll go up.
16:01That's right, Mr. President. You've been on peek-a-boo camera.
16:06You and the entire cabinet.
16:11Oh, Rocky. Rocky!
16:14Mr. Genial.
16:18Hold it steady, will you, Barney?
16:21Hey, Rocky. Rocky!
16:25What the? Oh, boy. That must have left the TV on.
16:30Yuck! That face!
16:32Oh, what a turn to be running horror movies.
16:36Hi, Mr. Genial. I hope I didn't get you.
16:39Oh, it's you, Flintstone.
16:42What do you want at this hour?
16:44Eh, about that film you shot tonight.
16:46I'll, uh, give you a buck if you'll burn it.
16:49Burn it?
16:49Why, it's the best thing I've ever done.
16:52Besides, the film's already at the studio.
16:54Well, I'm sorry, but Mr. Rubble and I have decided against appearing.
16:58In other words, we refused.
17:00You can't refuse.
17:02You've signed this release.
17:04See you tomorrow on the show.
17:06Nighty night.
17:09Oh, have a heart, Rocky.
17:13Hey, Fred. Fred, it's a cop.
17:16Hey, we gotta get out of here.
17:18Oh, uh, evening, officer.
17:20Eh, eh, eh. Nice night for a holdup.
17:23Hey, come back here.
17:25Burn me! Slow down!
17:27Hey, look out! Look out!
17:32What do you guys think you're doing?
17:34Uh, uh, just a little, uh, college fun, officer.
17:38Yeah, yeah.
17:39We're, uh, we're freshmen at Bedrock U.
17:43Rock, rock, rock.
17:44Mmm.
17:45You guys look a little old for college.
17:48Uh, we're on the, um...
17:50The football team.
17:51Oh, that explains it.
17:53Look, I'll let you go this time, but stay off the streets.
18:00You heard me, Fred. I don't wanna go out tonight.
18:04But, but, but Wilma, baby, it's all set.
18:08The Rubbles are joining us for dinner at the Stone Oven Steak Cafe.
18:13Mmm, I can almost smell those Tyrannosaurus fillets now.
18:17What you are smelling are tonight's frozen TV dinners.
18:21Hmm, I hope they'll be thawed out in time.
18:25Betty and Barney are coming over to eat and watch Peekaboo Camera with us.
18:28Oh, I hear it's a terrible show.
18:31That's strange.
18:32The television guide said it's hilarious.
18:35All about delinquent husbands.
18:37Oh, boy.
18:38What's that, Fred?
18:39I said, oh, boy, I'll go tell Barney the good news.
18:46Hey, you, uh, think we can get away with this, Fred?
18:48Don't worry, Barney. Our disguises are perfect.
18:51Now, just keep quiet and let me do the talking.
18:56Yes? Who's there?
18:58And this is the Bedrock TV drivers.
19:01We're here to give your set a free check-up.
19:04Oh, do come in.
19:06Thanks, lady.
19:07The set's right over there.
19:09Oh, we know the way.
19:11He knows the way.
19:12Well, we'll have it back in the morning, Wilbur.
19:15He means Mrs. Flintstone.
19:21Oh, isn't that something? He seems to know you.
19:24Well, I don't want to know him.
19:28Hey, cut it out now.
19:31Fred Flintstone.
19:33What is the meaning of this?
19:36Hi, Wilma.
19:37Just a little joke?
19:39Hi, Barney?
19:40Yeah, that's right, Wilma.
19:41Just a little joke.
19:43I'll put the set back.
19:47Barney!
19:48You've broken the tube!
19:50Oh!
19:52Nice going, Barney.
19:54That was quick thinking.
19:56Oh, now we'll miss peek-a-boo camera.
19:59Oh, gosh.
20:01Don't cry, Wilma.
20:02You can watch it at my house.
20:04Barney!
20:05Oh, isn't he sweet, Fred?
20:07Lovely.
20:08Just lovely.
20:10I'll call Betty to make sure it's all right.
20:13Nice going, Barney.
20:14We were all set till you opened your big mouth.
20:17Well, gee, Fred, I'm sorry, but I can't stand to see a woman cry.
20:20Well, come on.
20:21We got work to do.
20:24Okay, then, Wilma.
20:25We'll have dinner at your house,
20:26and then come over here to watch peek-a-boo camera on our set.
20:31Wilma!
20:32Somebody just stole the TV set!
20:35Help!
20:35Please!
20:36Stop me!
20:37Hurry up, Barney.
20:38You want to get caught?
20:40I never thought the day would come stealing my own TV set.
20:48And I had just one more payment to go.
20:51Consider it an investment, Barney.
20:53We're in the clear now.
20:54Yeah, the girls can't see us on TV.
20:58Right.
20:59All it took was a little ingenuity.
21:01Oh, no.
21:03Look at all those antennas.
21:05Our neighbors all have TV sets.
21:07You know what that means?
21:08Oh, it means we're licked.
21:10Now, now, Barney.
21:12It means we gotta get rid of all those antennas.
21:14Take the wheel, partner.
21:16You and I are heading to the last antenna round.
21:22It's the bottom of the ninth.
21:24Tie score.
21:25Bedrock up and the base is loaded.
21:27Three and two on Mickey Marvel.
21:29Here's the pitch.
21:30Marvel swings.
21:31And it's a...
21:33Oh, no!
21:35No, no, no!
21:37And now, as to which of you is guilty of this fiendish crime,
21:42the real murderer of Sir Stanford's slab is...
21:47Yahoo!
21:52Two at one blow.
21:53You should be in the rodeo.
21:55It's a natural talent, Barney.
21:57What the?
21:59You either have it or you don't.
22:01I don't think you have it anymore, Fred.
22:04Oh.
22:05Hello there, officer.
22:07You guys again.
22:08Don't tell me it's more college cut-ups.
22:11Uh, no, sir.
22:12You see, we're in a lot of trouble.
22:13You sure are.
22:15I want you to put back every one of those antennas right now.
22:19Or it's the clink for both of you.
22:25Oh, boy.
22:26This is the last one.
22:28Barney?
22:29I'm dead.
22:30Yeah, Fred.
22:31It was a lot of work, but worth it.
22:33You said it.
22:34Better than joining the foreign legion.
22:36Yep.
22:37We did keep the girls from seeing peek-a-boo camera.
22:42Fred!
22:43Oh, Fred!
22:45Turn on the TV set.
22:47Yes, we don't want to miss peek-a-boo camera like we did last week.
22:51Right, Wilma.
22:52Now that the old set's fixed, it works better than ever.
22:55Oh, I gotta admit, it's my favorite show.
22:58It's peek-a-boo camera time!
23:02Oh, I wish we'd seen last week's show.
23:04Oh, you probably didn't miss a thing.
23:07Shh, shh.
23:08Here's Rocky.
23:09I hope he's got some funny ones tonight.
23:12Hi, peek-a-boo fans.
23:14As you know, last week was one of our funniest shows, and we've received thousands of letters asking us to
23:21repeat it.
23:21Oh, no, they're repeating it.
23:24So tonight, we'll show some of the funniest scenes from The Bachelor Party.
23:33Fred!
23:34Fred!
23:34Barney!
23:35Why, they told us they were going to a-
23:37Fred Flintstone!
23:39Barney!
23:42They've got to be around here somewhere.
23:44Don't worry.
23:45We'll track them down.
23:49Atta boy, Dino.
23:51Find your master so I can give him this.
23:57Sounds like he's treed them.
23:58Cheep!
24:00Cheep!
24:00Cheep!
24:01Cheep!
24:02Ah, just a couple of baby birds.
24:05Let's go, Wilma.
24:06Come on, Dino.
24:08They can't be far.
24:12Cheep!
24:13Cheep!
24:14Cheep!
24:15Keep it up, Barney.
24:16You never know when they might be back.
24:19Cheep!
24:20Cheep!
24:21Cheep!
24:22Cheep!
24:23Cheep!
24:23Cheep!
24:25Cheep!
24:26Cheep!
24:32Cheep!
24:33Flintstones, meet the Flintstones.
24:36They're the modern stoning family.
24:39Oh, from the town of Bedrock,
24:42they're a page right out of history.
24:45Some day, maybe Fred will win the fight.
24:48Then that cat will stay out for the night.
24:51And when you're back with the Flintstones,
24:54have a yabba dabba doo time,
24:56yabba dabba doo time,
24:57and we'll have a gay old time.
25:07We'll have a gay old time.
25:10No.
25:11John wants to keep he its time,
25:12No!
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