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00:05Hey, Fred, I'm getting the hang of this.
00:07Watch.
00:10That's pretty good flippin', pal.
00:13Keep up the good work.
00:14Hey, now watch this.
00:15A double somersault flip-over.
00:22Ooh, um, sorry, Fred.
00:24Watch it, fathead.
00:30Oh, my God.
01:06Oh, my God.
01:36Okay, okay, where is it, Wilma?
01:39Where is what, Fred?
01:40My dinner.
01:41When I sit down, I want it and me to hit the wire in a photo finish.
01:47I'll photo finish you, Fred, if you don't wash those hands before you sit down at the table.
01:53And while you're at it, wash your face, too.
01:55All right, all right, all right.
01:57You just get my dinner ready.
01:59Oh, this isn't home anymore.
02:01It's a water hole where the animals come to devour their kill.
02:16Wash your hands.
02:18Wash your face.
02:20Wash behind your ears.
02:29Now that you've eaten, Fred, and you're in a good mood, what's troubling you?
02:35Oh, it's my job.
02:38I'm sick and tired of it.
02:41Well, who isn't tired of their job?
02:44Do you think I like my setup?
02:46Cooking, cleaning, washing all day.
02:49Never get to go anywhere.
02:51Why, the last time we went out together was when the drapes caught on fire.
02:56Ah, honey, I'm sorry, Wilma.
03:00I know you work hard.
03:02I admit you deserve better, and someday I'm gonna see to it that you get what you deserve.
03:09Ah, really, Fred, I'm not complaining.
03:12I married you for better or for worse.
03:15And someday that better will come along.
03:19Now why don't you forget it and go visit Barney?
03:22Okay, dear, I will.
03:26Hi, Fred, come in.
03:28Hi, Betty.
03:28Is Barney home?
03:29I'm in it then, Fred, reading the papers.
03:32Checking on the rut market, huh, Barney?
03:36I was just glancing through the one ad section.
03:39Are you looking for a job?
03:41Well, I am getting tired of the rut I'm in.
03:44No kidding, you two.
03:46What do you mean, Fred?
03:48I'll tell you something, Barney.
03:50As long as we work for someone else, we'll stay in a rut.
03:54The only way to make it is to have our own business.
03:58Well, sure, but what do we know about running business?
04:01Are you kidding?
04:03We got the most important asset right now, brains.
04:07We got it up here.
04:10Granted, but what business can we get into?
04:12Not what business, but which business are we best suited for?
04:18Now, uh, offhand, Barney, uh, what would you say I do best?
04:24Hee, hee, hee, that's easy, Fred.
04:26You can stow away more food than anybody I know.
04:30That's it.
04:31That's it.
04:32You hit the nail on the head.
04:34What'd I say?
04:35What'd I say, Fred?
04:35What?
04:35Enough to give me a brilliant idea.
04:39Barney, you and me are going into the restaurant business.
04:45The restaurant business?
04:47What's the matter with you?
04:49We don't want the girls to know about it yet.
04:53Well, where we going, Fred?
04:55To get a restaurant, that's where.
04:57But we don't know nothing about restaurants.
04:59Well, you said yourself I know food.
05:01Oh, sure, and I can tell time, but I can't make a watch.
05:04But suppose we fail, Fred?
05:06Fail?
05:07Fail?
05:08That is negative thinking again, Barney.
05:11You've got to think positively, you get it?
05:15Positively.
05:16Right, Fred.
05:17We will positively fail.
05:21What a partner.
05:28So, uh, you want to go in business for yourself, eh?
05:32Yes, sir.
05:33Hmm.
05:34Sure you won't settle for a paper route?
05:36Well, uh, we, uh, had a restaurant in mind.
05:39Uh, yeah, have you got one for sale?
05:41Well, yeah, but, uh, you'd be surprised how many places insist on some cash-changing hands.
05:48Complicates it when you two are broke.
05:51Say, wait a minute.
05:53This might be it.
05:55A drive-in restaurant.
05:57No cash.
05:58No down payment.
06:00Just notes to sign.
06:01We'll take it.
06:02We'll take it.
06:03Where do we sign?
06:03Oh, no, no, no.
06:04Just a minute, Fred.
06:05Let's not be hasty.
06:07Uh, tell us a little about it.
06:09Well, I'll be perfectly honest.
06:10The place failed once, but only because the owner lacked personality.
06:15Now, you two are different.
06:17The minute you walked in, I said to myself, those boys are full of personality.
06:25Um, could we, uh, see it first?
06:28Say, that little partner of yours is no fool.
06:32He's all business, eh?
06:34Hey, what a perfect combination.
06:37One, all personality.
06:39Gee.
06:41And the other, all business.
06:43Oh.
06:45Tell you what.
06:46We'll go see it right now.
06:48Um, you guys wait outside for a minute while I, uh, make an urgent business call.
06:56Uh, hello, Al.
06:58Yes.
06:59Hey, I got a couple of live ones for your drive-in.
07:02Yeah, put some of your used cars around it.
07:07Yeah, we're coming out right away.
07:09Yeah.
07:13Well, there she is, boys.
07:16Notice the cars.
07:17And that's with the place closed.
07:20Imagine what'll happen when you open up.
07:23Boy.
07:23Oh, boy.
07:27Well, partner, we got the business.
07:30Yeah, I'm sure we did.
07:32We got lots to do, Barney boy.
07:34Buy food, hire waitresses, get ready for the grand opening.
07:38Yeah, but we better not tell Wilma and Betty about this for a while, Fred.
07:41Oh, you're right, Barney.
07:43Some wives don't understand a guy quitting his job.
07:46Right?
07:46That's the kind I got.
07:48Me too.
07:49We'll keep our mouths shut.
07:52Guess what, Gwendolyn?
07:54The drive-in is opening up again.
07:56Oh, goody.
07:57Maybe we can get our old jobs back again.
08:00My boyfriend, Eddie, gave me the new owner's telephone number.
08:04A guy named Fred.
08:06Well, let's call him up right away and let him know the world's best carhops are available.
08:16Hello?
08:17Who?
08:18Yes, there's a Fred living here, but he isn't home right now.
08:23We heard he's going to need a couple of girls.
08:26Who, Fred?
08:27Uh-huh.
08:29I want to tell him my friend and I are a couple of live wires.
08:33I'm sure you are.
08:35Thanks, honey.
08:36We'll call him back later.
08:40Live wires, huh?
08:42When I get through with Fred, there'll be no place for a live wire to hook on to.
08:48A-roo-dee-tootie-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-tootot-toot-toot-toot
08:53-toot-toot-tootot.
08:55Hi, Wilbur baby.
08:57Lover boy is home.
09:00Fred, I've got something to discuss with you.
09:04Not now, honey. I got a couple of important things on my mind.
09:08That's exactly what I want to discuss.
09:10Okay, but I deny all charges till I know what they are.
09:18It's your time. Start talking.
09:20Yes. Uh-huh.
09:23Yeah, this is Fred.
09:25A couple of live what?
09:27A couple of live wires.
09:29Me and Gwendolyn are the best drive-in waitresses in town.
09:34Oh, uh...
09:37Oh, boy.
09:39He said, oh, boy.
09:41Good. Keep talking.
09:43Well, uh, look, Charlie,
09:46I don't want any raffle tickets.
09:49And besides, what would I do with a pink dinosaur if I won?
09:55I don't understand him.
09:57You talk to him, Gwendolyn.
09:59Who's this now?
10:01Oh.
10:02Oh, uh, uh, Irving.
10:05No, no, Irving.
10:07I just explained it all to Charlie.
10:10Yeah.
10:11Well, goodbye.
10:14He hung up.
10:15Must have been a bad connection.
10:18Let's go see him.
10:19Please know like.
10:22Who was that, Fred?
10:24Huh?
10:25Oh, uh, uh, you, uh, you mean, uh, on the phone?
10:29Yes, I mean, on the phone.
10:31Oh.
10:32Oh, uh, uh, that was, uh, uh, Charlie and Irving.
10:36Was it two girls that called?
10:38Girls?
10:39Girls?
10:40Yes, girls.
10:41You know, they wear dresses, long hair, perfume.
10:44You must have noticed them.
10:46There are lots of them around.
10:47Now, look here, Wilma.
10:49I don't know what girls you're talking about, and that's the truth.
10:55By the way, Barney, I, um, I had a couple of strange phone calls today.
11:02Yeah?
11:02First, there was a butcher.
11:04He wanted to know if you were interested in two tons of dinosaur burgers.
11:11And then some man named Eddie called.
11:14He said two girls are interested in seeing you.
11:18What girls, Barney?
11:20Oh, that's crazy.
11:22What girls would be interested in me?
11:25Well, I'm interested in you.
11:27What does that make me, chopped liver?
11:29Well, honest, Betty, I, I don't know what it's all about.
11:32Well, it sounds mighty suspicious to me.
11:36Oh, come on, Fred.
11:38Stop sulking.
11:40I'm sorry I mistook Charlie and Irving for girls.
11:43Oh, it's the principle of the thing.
11:47If we don't trust each other, we got nothing.
11:51I do trust you, Fred.
11:53And I won't mention it again.
11:58That must be Barney.
11:59Maybe he can get you out of this mood.
12:03Hello, honey.
12:04Is Fred in?
12:06We're the girls who called earlier, remember?
12:10Oh, is it, Wilma?
12:12It's Charlie and Irving.
12:14And they've got their raffle tickets with them.
12:17Come in, fellas.
12:20Here we come on the run
12:22With a burger on a pun
12:24And a dab of coat on the side
12:27Oh, your taste, we will pickle
12:29With a cold little pickle
12:31And all of our potatoes are french fried, fried, fried
12:34Our burgers can't be beat
12:36Cause we grind our own meat
12:37Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind
12:41When you drive away
12:44A tip up on our train
12:47We hope to find, find, find, find, find
12:51We hope to find, find, find, find, find
12:57I, uh, I, uh, I, uh, I, uh, I, uh, I, uh, yeah, yeah
13:02Yeah, I know
13:04You never saw them before in your life
13:09Here we come on the run
13:11With a burger on a pun
13:12They're a bun
13:14Come on, Fred
13:17We're going to get to the bottom of this
13:19And all of our potatoes are french fried, fried, fried
13:22Our burgers can't be beat
13:24Cause we grind our own meat
13:26Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind
13:29When you drive away
13:32A tip up on our train
13:36We hope to find, find, find, find, find
13:39We hope to find, find, find, find, find
13:48Barney boy, you are a genius
13:52You sure got us out of a jam last night
13:56Convention our wives
13:58We were auditioning waitresses
13:59For our annual club dinner
14:01We'll get down in history
14:03With the invention of the bow and arrow
14:05It was really nothing
14:07I just happened to think of it
14:08With brains like that, Barney boy
14:10Our business can't miss
14:16I feel so ashamed about last night, Betty
14:19Jumping to conclusions about those girls was unfair
14:22Yeah, Fred and Barney are real good guys
14:25Never miss a day's work
14:26Bring home their paychecks regularly
14:29You're right
14:29I think I'll call Fred and apologize again
14:32Why don't you? He'd like that
14:35I will
14:38Hello? May I speak to Fred Flintstone, please?
14:44He what?
14:46When?
14:48I see
14:50Well, thank you
14:51What did the old darling do, Wilma?
14:54The old darling, Steady Freddy
14:56Has quit his job
14:58What?
15:00I'll call Barney
15:02He'll know what happened
15:07Hello?
15:09May I speak to Barney Rubble, please?
15:12Huh?
15:13Are you sure?
15:15Well, thank you
15:17Barney has quit his job, too
15:21Are you kidding?
15:23Two pounds of dinosaur meat for burgers?
15:26The minimum order is two tons
15:28Two tons?
15:30Of course
15:31You're in the restaurant business now
15:33And to get it for a price
15:35You gotta take three tons of parsley
15:38Three tons of parsley?
15:40What'll we do with it?
15:41What every restaurant does
15:43You'll put some parsley on each order
15:46So's the customers can throw it away
15:48What's the matter with you guys?
15:50It's been going on for years
15:52Well, okay
15:53We'll take two tons of dinosaur meat
15:56Yeah, and three tons of parsley
15:58To throw away
15:59Oh, Mr. Flintstone
16:01Yoo-hoo!
16:03Here we come on the run
16:05With a burger on a pun
16:06And a dab of coals on the side
16:10Oh, your taste
16:11We will pickle with a coal bill pickle
16:13And all of our potatoes
16:15Are been fried, fried, fried
16:17Our burgers can be meat
16:18Cause we fried our own meat
16:20Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind
16:25Oh, no!
16:31They're not in the pool hall, Betty
16:33Well, let's try the bowling alley
16:37I'm telling you
16:38When I find that Barney
16:39He's sure gonna have
16:40A lot of explaining to do
16:46Hey, Fred
16:47I'm getting the hang of this
16:48Watch
16:51That's pretty good flipping, pal
16:53Keep up the good work
16:55Hey, now watch this
16:56A double somersault flip over
17:03Ooh, I'm sorry, Fred
17:05Watch it, fat head
17:15Well, they're not in here
17:17Let's try the ballpark next
17:21One order of barbecued ribs, Fred
17:24Right
17:25One order of ribs, Bonnie
17:27Right
17:29Boy, here come the ribs
17:31Don't they look delicious?
17:33Barbecued ribs, coming up
17:37Will there be anything else, sir?
17:39Yeah, two cups of coffee
17:41Two cups of coffee, Fred
17:43And miss, bring the ketchup, too
17:46One for right egg sand
17:48One for right egg sand
17:51One for right egg sand
18:10Barney, Barney, where's the hotcakes?
18:13They keep disappearing
18:14Oh, give me that thing
18:16Hotcakes just don't disappear
18:24See what I mean?
18:25Quiet, you bonehead
18:27There's a bird up there
18:29Knocking off our hotcakes
18:31What are you gonna do?
18:32Use this rock
18:34It's his puny bird brain against mine
18:40Watch this barn
18:47They'll call that bird rock bottom from now on
18:58I give up, Betty
18:59We've looked everywhere
19:00Do you suppose they left town?
19:03It's possible
19:04Fred is so sensitive
19:06And I made all those false accusations
19:09You're right
19:10And Barney must have gone with him
19:12Poor Fred
19:14He's so used to home cooking, too
19:17Which reminds me
19:18We haven't had a thing to eat all day
19:21How about grabbing a sandwich?
19:24Okay
19:25There's a drive-in on the next corner
19:31Get that way, Gwen
19:33My feet are killing me
19:35Sure, Daisy
19:38What'll it be, ladies?
19:40Uh, just a coconut shake for me
19:42And I'll have some pterodactyl tea
19:44A shakin' tea
19:47Betty
19:48Hmm?
19:48Look at our waitress
19:50It's Charlie
19:52And there's Irving
19:54Wilma
19:55Under the chef's hat
19:58Anyone you know?
20:00Fred
20:01And look who's making the shake
20:04One coconut shake comin' up
20:07It's Barney
20:08Here's your order, girls
20:10Who had the coconut shake?
20:12Charlie
20:13Uh, I mean, miss
20:14Do you remember us?
20:16Oh, yeah, sure
20:18You're the wives of the new owners
20:20That's right
20:21And I wonder if you'd do us a favor
20:24Sure
20:25We'd like to borrow your uniforms
20:27To play a joke on our husbands
20:29Certainly
20:30In fact, you can have them
20:32Daisy and I want to get into something else
20:34Like guided missiles and stuff
20:37We hear they're going places
20:49One hamburger and hold the onions, lover boy
20:52Hold the onions?
20:54Ha, ha, ha
20:55I'd rather hold a tomato
20:57You get it?
20:58Tomato?
20:59Ha, ha, ha, ha
21:02Draw one black, sweetie
21:04One black, comin' up
21:06Say, did you hear about the monkey that played piano at parties?
21:10No, I didn't
21:12This'll kill ya
21:13His tail fell in this lady's coffee
21:16And she says
21:17Do you know your tail is in my coffee?
21:19And the monkey says
21:20No, but if you whistle it
21:22I'll try to play it
21:23You get it?
21:28Ha, ha, ha, ha
21:30You girls, no sense of humor
21:32I get the same reaction at home from my wife
21:39I got a million of them
21:41A million of them
21:43Ha, ha, ha
21:48What's the matter, Barney?
21:50Cat got your tongue?
21:53No, it's still there
21:57What do you suppose he's trying to say, Wilma?
22:01Wilma?
22:10You think the boys'll get their jobs back, Wilma?
22:13We'll know in a little while
22:14Fred said he'd call as soon as he found out
22:18That's Fred
22:19Keep your fingers crossed, Betty
22:22Hello?
22:23Yes, Fred, it's me
22:25You did?
22:27And what about Barney?
22:29He did?
22:30oh that's wonderful they got their jobs back Betty oh that's a relief Brad let's
22:38celebrate tonight and all go out to dinner I'll make the reservation hurry
22:57home dear I gotta admit it you girls are real good sports not being sore about that you know what
23:05well
23:06we all make mistakes Fred you got your job back that's the important thing and after all you
23:12managed to get rid of the you know what with only a 50% loss will you excuse us Fred
23:19Betty and I are
23:20going to nose our powder sure honey take your time oh yeah when you get back we'll have a little
23:27dance
23:28huh Barney boy there go two of the good ones you said it Fred some wives that keep hammering and
23:38yammering at you just because you made a little mistake yeah try to make you feel small right but
23:45not Wilma and Betty they haven't even mentioned the subject they've dismissed it from their minds
23:52ladies and gentlemen the Rockadero Club brings you a special attraction tonight a little number
24:00dedicated to the gentlemen at table six Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble
24:12Wilma
24:12here we come on the run with a burger on a bun and a dab of coleslaw on the side
24:21oh your taste we will
24:23jiggle with a cold ill pickle and all of our potatoes are french fried fried fried our burgers can't be
24:30beat
24:30cause we grind our own meat grind grind grind grind grind grind grind
24:36red Flintstone and Barney Rubble are to blame for all our trouble
24:43and if they think that we'll forget
24:56thank you girls thank you that was missus Flintstone and mrs rubble much they call themselves Charlie
25:06and Irving well like you said Bonnie some wives would try to make a guy feel
25:14small yeah ain't it the truth
26:16You
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