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00:04Thank you for letting them be ourselves
00:38Turn up the heat, cook with gas and get ready to pay a shitload more for both of them
00:43It's Friday, we're live and it's time for The Last Leg
00:47Tonight on the show we ask whether Donald Trump has bitten off more than he can chew
00:52See if anyone has an appetite for Keir Starmer
00:55And we lick the plate clean after the Winter Paralympics
00:59Plus we'll be joined by social media star GK Barry, comedian Jack Dee
01:02And frontman for Sleep at Mods, Jason Williamson
01:06On the show that sometimes finds the news hard to swallow
01:19G'day, hello
01:22G'day, I'm Adam Hills
01:24Welcome to The Last Leg, the show that found out this week
01:26That Banksy is just an average middle-aged man from the West Country
01:29And assumed it was this guy
01:33He's not Banksy but he is the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe
01:36And he's joined by the man who thought Netanyahu was a Yiddish search engine
01:40Alex Brooker
01:49Now there is a lot of bleak news to get through tonight
01:51But we're going to start with a positive note
01:53Alex, you've had a little disability win this week
01:55Yeah, I cut in front of someone to get the last blue badge about Tesco the other day
02:00And that old man
02:02No, I'm only joking
02:05So basically we've got this little balcony in the house and the drain's blocked outside
02:09So the drain was blocked so the water was collected outside
02:12And my wife was like, we're going to have to get someone in to sort that
02:16And I never say stuff like this
02:18And I was like, don't worry, I'll sort it
02:20So I go out there
02:22And there's loads of water
02:23And I've got no idea what to do
02:25And I was like, in my head I was like, right
02:27If I just get a mug
02:29I can scoop water out for about eight hours
02:32And once you get something from work, it will be done
02:35But then I had a little look at the drain
02:38And didn't need any specialist equipment
02:41Because it was the perfect size for my hand and arm
02:45To get down
02:46Because my arm's so thin
02:48I was literally able to get my hand down there
02:51And pull all the moss out
02:53So I kind of realised now the three advantages
02:55To these little arms
02:57Are like drains, Pringle tins
03:00And getting on telly
03:03So you can now start up your own plumbing business
03:05But with really specific jobs
03:08Yeah, not just plumbing
03:09If you've got a hamster stuck in its tube
03:12Or if you need a prostate exam
03:20I've even cut
03:20Yeah, it was your due soon, isn't it?
03:25Let's do it during the break
03:28What an end to a show that would be
03:30We've done that on this show
03:33We've done everything on this show now
03:35I've got a few possible slogans for your plumbing business
03:38Oh, okay then
03:39Every job's too small
03:42He's not afraid to get his little hands dirty
03:45For the jobs that are out of arm's reach
03:49Or what about
03:49You won't be stumped for who to call
03:53Do you know what though?
03:54I'm so proud of myself
03:55When I was doing it, I was like
03:57So this is the manuscript
04:00It's not just being a prick on Netflix
04:03I'm glad you did it
04:04But the other part of me is thinking
04:06This show would be so much better
04:07If he'd got stuck
04:08And he was just FaceTiming from his roof
04:11Or if he turned up with two and a half feet of stuff on your arm
04:15But you know like the other day
04:17Because when I told you this
04:18I was like
04:18Oh, can you get like a photo to show
04:20So you did it
04:21But I was like
04:22Nah, because like
04:22My drain arm is the same as like
04:25My phone arm
04:28Well look, I've had some overalls made up for you
04:30For your plumbing business
04:31Thank you
04:31Even with a little slogan on the back
04:33Oh, that's nice
04:34Brooker's very specific plumbing service
04:36Small hands make light work
04:38Oh, thank you mate
04:40Cheers
04:40Thank you
04:42Oh, look at that
04:48They're really nice actually
04:49Good quality mate
04:50Oh yeah
04:51I splashed out
04:52All the money had gone out of telly
04:54Look, we are live
04:55Right now
04:56So you can send us any questions
04:58You want to ask us about the news
04:59Message us
05:00Instagram
05:00Hashtags
05:01Is it okay
05:01WhatsApp
05:02The numbers
05:0407956175908
05:05Or you can scan the QR code on your screen
05:07For example
05:07Is it okay that Nigel Farage
05:09Has been selling cameo videos
05:11In which he repeated extremist slogans
05:14Made comments about a US congresswoman's breasts
05:16And endorsed a neo-Nazi event
05:19Now he uploaded one
05:21While missing a parliamentary vote
05:22And he filmed four
05:23On the day of the Queen's funeral
05:25Including one for a stag do
05:27While he was dressed in black
05:28Here he is
05:30Looking somber and respectful
05:31While presumably telling Daz
05:32To get on it with the lads
05:34Is this okay?
05:36Well, I mean
05:36We all deal with grief
05:37In different ways
05:39It's the third stage of grief
05:41Denial
05:41Bargaining
05:42And recording cameos
05:43That's the way it works
05:44I mean
05:44At least he wasn't dressed as the Queen
05:48Jesus
05:49When I heard that
05:49I was like imagining
05:51Him doing it
05:52Like
05:52It wasn't at the funeral
05:53No
05:54Was it?
05:55No
05:55I was going to say
05:55Like
05:56I can imagine him
05:56Just kind of being on the phone
05:57Just going
05:57By the way
05:58Let's go
05:58Go easy on the lap dancers
05:59And Andrew being like
06:00Sorry what lap dancers
06:03Look
06:03I think one of two things
06:04Is happening here
06:05Either
06:05Nigel Farage
06:06Is inadvertently spouting
06:07Far-right slogans
06:08And endorsing neo-Nazi events
06:09Without realising it
06:10In which case
06:11He's a bit thick
06:13Or he's doing it on purpose
06:14In which case
06:15He's a racist
06:16So
06:17Nigel Farage
06:18If you're watching
06:18Give us a call
06:19Let us know
06:19Are you thick
06:20Or are you racist?
06:23What's that number?
06:2407956
06:25175
06:26908
06:26Are you thick
06:27Or are you racist?
06:28Sounds like a new Channel 4 show
06:33By the way
06:34If you want to know
06:35What our
06:36Supposedly next Prime Minister
06:37Will look like
06:37Under pressure
06:38These candid videos
06:39Were leaked of Farage's
06:40Cameo outtakes
06:43It's a really big moment
06:44Because you are turning
06:45Fucking hell
06:46To our streets
06:48Oh for fuck's sake
06:49Go on
06:50For fuck's sake
06:52You
06:53C**k
06:59See he comes across
07:00As this
07:00Lovely guy
07:01That's charming
07:02To everyone
07:02That you want
07:02To have a beer with
07:03But I think
07:03We're starting
07:04To see the real
07:05Nigel Farage
07:06Now
07:06Because apparently
07:07He told his aides
07:08That if they were
07:09Asked for a statement
07:09By the press
07:10About the cameos
07:11They should reply
07:12Go fuck yourself
07:13And he's snapped
07:14At a few journalists
07:15Lately
07:15So I think
07:16The more
07:17He becomes
07:18You know
07:18Front and centre
07:19The more people
07:20Kind of question him
07:21The more he's going to snap
07:21A few years ago
07:22We had a segment
07:23Called Pissy Corbin
07:23Now the Farage
07:25Is being properly scrutinised
07:26I think we're going to need this
07:28Tetchy Farage
07:30Tetchy Farage
07:32Tetchy Farage
07:33Tetchy Farage
07:34Tetchy Farage
07:37I'll go and clap back
07:38Um
07:43You didn't find that clicking triggering
07:45Did you
07:45I wondered why you two
07:48Went up to the sound booth
07:50Earlier and didn't ask me
07:51We click a lot before the show
07:53Don't we
07:53Oh yeah
07:54I'd say I think
07:55Yeah we're like
07:56West Side Story
07:56Man how is he
07:57Yeah but how many drones
07:58Can you unblock your prick
08:01By the way
08:02If you're wondering
08:02What Nigel Farage
08:03Won't do for money
08:04We set up a fake account
08:05This week
08:06And asked him to make
08:07A cameo video
08:07For our mate Alex
08:09Who's just set up
08:10His own plumbing company
08:12And he rejected it
08:14And Farage has now
08:15Stopped taking cameo
08:16Requests completely
08:17He rejected it
08:19Yeah
08:19Doesn't like small boats
08:20Or small hands
08:23That was his original slogan
08:25Stop the small hands
08:26We did still want to get a plug though
08:28For Alex's plumbing business
08:29So we turned to one of the biggest names
08:31On Cameo
08:31And we got this
08:33I just wanted to say
08:34From me to you
08:35A big congratulations
08:37On his new plumbing business
08:38As your slogan says
08:40Small hands
08:41Make light work
08:50I was so sure
08:51He was going to say
08:52To me to you
08:53Bend
08:54Oh
08:56Holy
08:56All right
08:58Let's get into the big story now
09:00Which
09:00Was going to be
09:01The war in Iran
09:02And the rising energy prices
09:03Until Donald Trump
09:05Dropped a bombshell
09:05Of a different kind
09:06Last night
09:07During a press call
09:07With the Japanese
09:08Prime Minister
09:09I got watch her face
09:11In this horrifying clip
09:12As he answers a question
09:13About why he didn't notify
09:14His Japanese allies
09:15That he was going to attack Iran
09:18And we didn't tell anybody about it
09:20Because we wanted
09:22Surprise
09:23Who knows better about surprise
09:25Than Japan
09:26Okay
09:27Why didn't you tell me
09:28About Pearl Harbor
09:29Okay
09:31Right
09:35It's so bleak
09:37But if you look at the positives
09:39He didn't do the accent
09:43Does he mean the film
09:46I've just watched Pearl Harbor
09:47It's fucking shit
09:49Her face was amazing
09:51Throughout all of that
09:52The intake of bread
09:53Look
09:54That should be a meme
09:56Someone should put a caption on that
09:57When your colleagues
09:58Start clicking without you
10:03What's amazing about it
10:04Is if you let the clip
10:05Go on a little bit
10:06It's obvious
10:06Like
10:07Normally Donald Trump
10:08Doesn't know what he's done
10:09But he clearly knew
10:10The joke had died
10:11Yeah
10:12Because his reaction
10:12Was like
10:13Every comedian
10:14After their biggest joke
10:15Gets absolutely nothing
10:16Okay
10:17Watch his awkward response
10:18Who knows better
10:19About surprise
10:20Than Japan
10:22Okay
10:22Why didn't you tell me
10:24About Pearl Harbor
10:25Okay
10:26Right
10:28He's asking me
10:29Do you believe in surprise
10:31I think much more so
10:33Than us
10:35Sorry that cracks me
10:37He's asking me
10:38This guy
10:38Huh
10:39Can you believe
10:40What he's asked
10:41What
10:41He's asked
10:42Whoa
10:43Is this thing on
10:44Whoa
10:45I mean it's going in funny
10:47The hell's going on
10:48He's dying
10:49On his ass
10:51And look
10:51There's a whole bunch
10:52Of things you can't say
10:53About Donald Trump
10:54On live television
10:55But off the back
10:56Of that clip
10:56I think we can definitely
10:57Say
10:57He's a fucking idiot
11:07And you know what
11:08If he wants to sue us
11:10For that
11:10Absolutely go for it
11:12Whoa
11:12Sue us
11:14Sue us
11:14Sue you
11:15Fuck
11:15Do it
11:16Take me to court
11:17Donald Trump
11:18Because then you'll have
11:19To prove in a court
11:20Of law
11:20That you're not
11:21A fucking idiot
11:22And that clip
11:23Proves that you're
11:24A fucking idiot
11:26And if that
11:27If that clip
11:27Doesn't do it
11:28Watch the unorthodox way
11:29In the same press call
11:31He describes
11:31His military capabilities
11:34Out of 114
11:36Sophisticated rockets
11:37Every single one of them
11:39Were shot down
11:40With our equipment
11:41All our equipment
11:42It's amazing actually
11:43How good it is
11:44So
11:44We want to be sure
11:46And it's a small price
11:47To pay to make sure
11:47That we stay tippy top
11:51I can imagine
11:52During an operation
11:53He's going
11:53Here comes the aeroplane
11:56Wasn't that the guy
11:57Louis Theroux
11:57Was hanging out
11:58With HS tippy top
12:00I'm looking forward
12:01To the make America
12:02Tippy top again
12:04Oh we've literally
12:05Just got an
12:06Is it okay
12:06From Des Senior
12:07Saying is it okay
12:08The difference between
12:09Vietnam and Iran
12:10Is that Trump
12:11Had a plan
12:12For getting out
12:12Of Vietnam
12:15Nice work Des
12:16Photos of a lost world
12:17Said is it okay
12:18That petrol, oil
12:19And gas prices
12:19Are surging
12:20Because some bloke
12:21In America
12:21Wanted a war
12:21So the man
12:22Who became president
12:23With the promise
12:24To bring prices down
12:25And have no more wars
12:26Has now started a war
12:27That's increased prices
12:28And this blunt clip
12:29Shows that Trump voters
12:30Are not having any of it
12:33If you could say
12:33Something to President Trump
12:34And he was going to hear you
12:35Right now
12:36What would it be?
12:38You're a worthless
12:39Pile of s***
12:42And you voted for him
12:43How many times?
12:44Three times
12:45That was my bad
12:47Apparently I'm an idiot
12:56I love it
12:58If you could say
12:59Something to him now
12:59It's been brilliant
13:00He's here now
13:03She's on cameo
13:04She's great
13:04Honestly
13:05And so the reason
13:06Gas and oil prices
13:07Have risen
13:08Is that this week
13:08Israel bombed
13:09Iran's South Pars gas field
13:11Which is the largest
13:12Gas field in the world
13:12Iran then hit back
13:14By attacking the world's
13:15Largest gas export facility
13:17In Qatar
13:17And then they also
13:18Attacked targets
13:19In Saudi Arabia
13:20And the UAE
13:20Now according to this
13:22Revealing clip of Donald Trump
13:23From last week
13:23This was not what
13:24The Americans were expecting
13:26Look what happened
13:28In the last two weeks
13:30They weren't supposed to go after
13:32All these other countries
13:33In the Middle East
13:34Those missiles were set
13:36To go after them
13:37So they hit
13:40Qatar
13:40Saudi Arabia
13:42UAE
13:42Bahrain
13:44Kuwait
13:45Nobody expected that
13:47We were shot
13:50His defence was
13:52They weren't supposed
13:53To do that
13:53That isn't
13:55That is not going to go down
13:56As one of the great
13:57War quotes of all time
13:58Winston Churchill
14:00We will fight them
14:00On the beaches
14:01George Washington
14:02The heart of the conflict
14:03The great of the triumph
14:04Donald Trump
14:04They weren't supposed
14:05To do that
14:07This guy
14:08This guy
14:09He's got bumming everyone
14:11I think he's so much
14:13Like a toddler
14:13So he's surprised
14:15By everything
14:16Like a toddler
14:17Like I can imagine
14:18He still can't get
14:18His head around
14:19Peek-a-boo
14:19You know if
14:20Melania puts her hand
14:22Over her eyes
14:22He's like
14:23Where the fuck
14:23Have you gone
14:24You know if
14:25You had a ball
14:25And you pretended
14:26To throw it
14:27You know he'd try
14:27And run after it
14:29It's hard to believe
14:30Donald Trump's
14:31Cracked team of experts
14:32Didn't predict
14:32This tactic from Iran
14:33And if you've forgotten
14:34Who the experts were
14:35Let's replay this
14:36Insightful clip
14:37From last week
14:38To remind us
14:38Whose advice
14:39Trump is taking
14:41Based on what
14:43Steve and Jared
14:44And Pete
14:45And others were telling me
14:47Marco so involved
14:48Oh my god
14:50Are you telling me
14:51Steve and Jared
14:51And Pete
14:52Didn't see this coming
14:54If those guys
14:55Didn't predict Iran's actions
14:56I don't know
14:57Who could have
14:58I mean they even
14:58Typed the word war
14:59Into Google
15:01The point is
15:02The cost of everything
15:03Is about to go up
15:03All because
15:04Donald Trump's
15:04A fucking idiot
15:06Well the thing
15:07They're saying basically
15:08Now is that
15:08Basically in Britain
15:10They're like
15:10The energy companies
15:11Are like
15:11Yeah so we're
15:13Going to have to
15:13Put the energy prices
15:15Up now
15:16But it just feels like
15:16They say that
15:17Every week
15:18Anyway
15:18For any old reason
15:20Like I could have
15:20Saw it a couple
15:21Of weeks ago
15:21They said
15:22Yeah sorry
15:22Gas prices have doubled
15:24Because there's
15:24Leaves on the line
15:27So Donald Trump
15:28Then attacked
15:29Keir Starmer
15:29This week
15:30And the prime
15:31But the prime minister
15:32Has answered questions
15:33From the public
15:33About the war in Iran
15:34But he did it
15:35In this really cringy
15:36Podcast style
15:37Q&A video
15:39No the UK
15:40Is not going to war
15:42With Iran
15:45I've got a lot
15:46Of questions
15:46From a lot of you
15:47Which is a good thing
15:49So here are my answers
15:51I mean I don't think
15:53They're the actual
15:54Tweets he gets
15:57I'd love to see him
15:58Saying that
15:59First question
16:00Why are you such a twat
16:04I mean look
16:05We've had a look
16:06At the clip
16:06And his little foray
16:08Into social media
16:09Was okay
16:09But it doesn't
16:10It doesn't have to pop
16:11It's not going to
16:11Grab younger viewers
16:12So we put some
16:13Thought into it
16:14With the help of
16:14Our Keir Starmer
16:15Lookalike
16:15We've planned out
16:17How we think
16:17The prime minister
16:18Needs to approach
16:18Social media
16:20This is a day
16:22In the life
16:22Of a typical
16:23British prime minister
16:53I'd like to start
16:54Sometimes it's about
16:56Rewarding them
16:59Not for you grandma
17:05At four o'clock
17:06It's time for another
17:08Viral challenge
17:10But before that
17:12I'd like to hit
17:13Jeremy in the face
17:14With a tortilla
17:15Now
17:15Time for the challenge
17:22Well there you have it
17:24My day as a prime minister
17:26If you enjoyed that
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17:47Thank you to Matt Ford
17:48For doing the voice
17:49For that as well
17:49Alright let's welcome
17:50Tonight's guest
17:51She's a social media
17:52Sensation
17:52He's left the torch
17:53On on the back
17:53Of his phone
17:54Please welcome
17:54GK Barry
17:55And Jack Dean
18:12Welcome to you both
18:14Welcome
18:15Look we started off
18:16With Nigel Farage's
18:17Cameo videos
18:18Tonight Jack
18:18Would you ever do
18:19A cameo
18:20I just feel
18:21It's a bit sad
18:22It looks like
18:22A sort of
18:23Loss of dignity
18:24When you do a thing
18:25Like that
18:25I can't really understand
18:27What's in it for him
18:28Why would he do
18:28A thing like that
18:30Do you know
18:31Money
18:33How do you get
18:33Into the cameo thing
18:34Is it
18:36Actually I did get one
18:37I got one from
18:38Zach Polanski
18:39In actual fact
18:40A cameo
18:40From him
18:41Yeah
18:42He hypnotised me
18:43I grew breasts
18:47Grace we just had
18:48A look at
18:49Keir Starmer's
18:49YouTube video
18:50Have you got any
18:51Tips for how to
18:51Make it a bit more
18:52I just feel like
18:53He should have
18:53Made it a bit
18:54More homely
18:55And gay
18:56Like a chaise long
18:58Maybe a bit of pink
18:59Yeah
19:00I don't know
19:00I feel like
19:01You know when you're
19:02Watching something
19:02You do take
19:03In the background
19:04So I think maybe
19:05He should have done that
19:06Yeah okay
19:07Maybe a few like
19:08Sex toys on the back
19:09To make him like
19:10A bit more relatable
19:12I would have liked that
19:15Relatable to who
19:16Me
19:16Oh to you
19:17Yeah
19:18I'm the main audience here
19:20So yeah
19:21I just can't imagine
19:22Keir Starmer buying a sex toy
19:23You need to
19:24Really
19:24Yeah
19:26I'd like a rampant rabbit
19:27Um
19:29Uh Jack
19:30You knew what
19:30You knew that name alright
19:34Straight out with it
19:35Well like you said
19:36It's relatable
19:37Um
19:38Alright
19:39You go into shops
19:39Pretending to be
19:40Keir Starmer buying a rampant rabbit
19:43Do you Jack
19:44Do you think
19:44Donald Trump knows
19:45What he's doing
19:45Based on everything
19:46We've seen so far
19:47I do you know
19:47It's very hard to tell
19:49Isn't it
19:49I think he genuinely thought
19:51That he
19:51All he had to do
19:52Is drop a bomb
19:53On this old guy
19:54And it would all
19:55That would be the end of it
19:56Yeah
19:56I don't think he knew
19:57What was good
19:57It was like
19:58It was going to be
19:58It'll go down as
19:59Donald Trump's
20:00Assisted dying bill
20:01That would be it
20:02Well I mean
20:04The guy was old anyway
20:05Why not
20:05You know
20:05Whatever happened to waiting
20:06He was going to go
20:07Yeah
20:08You didn't have to do that
20:09And now
20:09Now you've got the mess
20:10There's no
20:11There's no exit strategy
20:12In place
20:13Yeah
20:14I'm good at them
20:15I can get out
20:16Of anything
20:16Me
20:17Really
20:17You're lucky I'm here
20:20It's been a rough week
20:22For Donald Trump
20:23Because there's a judge
20:24In America
20:24That said he might not
20:25Trump might not
20:26Actually have
20:27Planning permission
20:28For the ballroom
20:29He's trying to build
20:29At the White House
20:31Are these his trousers
20:38Meanwhile
20:38Look a lot of
20:39Influences in Dubai
20:40Have been affected
20:41By what's happening
20:41In Iran
20:42But they're
20:43Here's the thing
20:43In Dubai
20:44They're forbidden
20:44To post about
20:45What's going on
20:46Because it's a crime
20:46To spread rumours
20:48Yeah
20:48I got caught in that
20:49Sorry
20:50I got caught in that
20:51Rumours spreading
20:52I was in Dubai
20:52And I said
20:53Prince had had a
20:54Rib removed
20:55So he could suck
20:55His own dick
20:59That was true though
21:00No
21:01What though
21:01No
21:01It turns out
21:02Six years in prison
21:03For me
21:03For spreading rumours
21:06There was a
21:0766 year old
21:08British man
21:08Charged under
21:09Cyber crime laws
21:10For allegedly filming
21:11Iranian missiles
21:11Over the city
21:13Have you
21:14Like have you
21:14Okay
21:16Alex has gone
21:17Alex has just found out
21:17The prince rumour
21:18Have you not heard about that
21:21Brooker
21:21Yeah but I've not heard it
21:23For so long
21:27Sorry
21:28To be clear
21:29It's not true
21:30You can't do it
21:34Then go calling a doctor
21:35Later on
21:38It's one of the few body parts
21:39You've got
21:44God takes away
21:45The wrong bits
21:47But the guy in Dubai
21:48Wasn't spreading rumours
21:49I mean let's be fair to the guy
21:50Because he saw a missile
21:52Flying over him
21:53And he said
21:53I saw a missile
21:54Flying over me
21:55That's not a rumour
21:56Is it?
21:57Well apparently it is
21:58It's a rumour
21:59If the government
22:00Say otherwise
22:00I suppose it is
22:02That's why
22:02Why do they all go there
22:03The influencers
22:04I don't know
22:04No tax you see
22:05Is that right
22:06No tax?
22:07No tax
22:07Would you go?
22:08God forbid
22:09I'm a lesbian
22:11Get stoned to death
22:13It's an awful way to go
22:14A load of my friends
22:16Moved out there
22:17Really?
22:17And now I think
22:18Suck on that
22:20Enjoy your life
22:21Cool
22:22That's a general feeling
22:27You're a good pal to have
22:28Aren't you?
22:28Well of course
22:29You know me
22:30And so look Jack
22:31I've noticed that you've been
22:32You know doing some social media
22:33Stuff at the moment
22:34Yeah
22:34And I also noticed
22:36In the Oscars last week
22:37That Conan O'Brien
22:39Tried to turn Leonardo DiCaprio
22:41Into another meme
22:41Into another meme
22:42Yeah
22:42And so I want to do this for you
22:44Because I know you're
22:45Branching out into social media
22:46Yeah
22:47So can you just look down
22:48That camera with your normal
22:49Just Jack face
22:50This one here
22:53Yeah that's the one
22:54That's the one
22:55Do you want a smile?
22:56So smiley
22:56No I think the grumpy face
22:58Was fine
22:58Okay
22:59That was a smile
23:02So our poll
23:02Let's have a look
23:03At that photo again
23:04Our poll tonight
23:05If that was a meme
23:06What should the caption be?
23:08Message us on Instagram
23:09Or WhatsApp
23:10Using the hashtag
23:11A meme for Jack D
23:12When you didn't know
23:13Prince had had a rib removed
23:16More last week
23:17I don't think he's going to sue
23:21Oh hang on
23:22Hello
23:23Yeah hello
23:25Oh
23:27Yeah sure
23:27It's a plumbing job for Alex
23:31Yeah
23:33Hello
23:35Well no
23:35I'm on another job at the moment
23:37Um
23:38Well
23:40Well it's Friday
23:41So it'll be
23:42It'll be double bubble
23:43Alright
23:44I can fit you in
23:45We've got a break coming up
23:46Couldn't we?
23:46Yeah
23:47Yeah I can fit you in
23:47In like a couple of minutes
23:49Right then
23:50Cash in little Anne though yeah
23:53Alright
23:53Alright
23:54Alright well then
23:55More last week for you
23:56After the break
23:56As we chat to Jason Williamson
23:58From Sleeperbodge
23:59Some of our winter paralympians
24:00We'll see you in a little bit
24:14Welcome back to last week
24:16We're joined by D.K. Barry and Jack D
24:19Let's wear
24:20Oh Alex is back from his plumbing job
24:25Josh you've really got to start wearing like
24:27A shower cap
24:27I didn't think the colours would match a cuss for you
24:34Alright let's welcome another guest now
24:36He's one half of the critically acclaimed
24:38Post-punk duo Sleaford Mods
24:39Please welcome Jason Williamson
24:57All right let's start off by this
24:58For those people who might not know your music
25:00How would you describe it?
25:02Well it's been called a few things
25:04But I don't know I think
25:07If you could see yourself enjoying
25:09Watching someone arguing with himself
25:11For 90 minutes behind a microphone
25:13Yeah
25:14While somebody else behind him
25:17You know sort of orchestrating
25:19These dance moves never seen before
25:21By the naked eye
25:22Then yeah
25:23Wear your band
25:24Do you know what I mean?
25:26What is it about your upbringing in Nottingham
25:28That lends itself to profane rants
25:30For the working class?
25:31Well I come from Grantham actually
25:32But I kind of keep that secret
25:35Not secret but yeah
25:38Did that contribute to your anger and ranting?
25:41Well yeah sure you know
25:43Years and years of absolute boredom
25:46And no options
25:48And the slow filtering out of mental illness
25:52Yeah definitely
25:53Pulps
25:54Shit job sorry
25:57I'm used to them
26:00So look your latest album reached number six in the charts
26:03Yeah
26:03Features a single with Gwendolyn Christie from Game of Thrones
26:07Yeah
26:08And you're about to go
26:09To embark on the international leg of your tour
26:11Yeah
26:12In Australia
26:13Yes
26:13Here's the poster
26:15How have your shows gone down in Australia?
26:17We're kids yeah
26:18What are the Aussie audiences like for you?
26:20They're alright
26:21They're alright anywhere really
26:22They're kind of the same
26:23It's like it's
26:24You can never sort of tell you know
26:26Yeah
26:27They might be stiff
26:28Aussies are a bit more feral though
26:30Yeah a little bit
26:30Yeah
26:31They're a bit like
26:32Yes
26:33Yeah a bit more annoying do you find
26:41I don't think he's worried about saying it in front of me
26:43But he's about to go there on tour
26:44To sell tickets
26:47How do you feel about social media?
26:49We've had a bit of a chat
26:49Jack's getting into social media
26:51Yeah
26:52Yeah
26:54It's alright
26:55And then it's not
26:57I think bands like us
26:58And a lot of bands
27:00Our contemporaries
27:01Most of them wouldn't have got anywhere without it
27:03Yeah
27:03So but yeah
27:05Of late it's you know
27:07Well for the last ten years actually
27:08It's been a breeding ground for idiocy
27:10Hasn't it?
27:11You know
27:11It's me
27:15That's good
27:17Look there's one man getting a lot of attention this week
27:19He goes by the name of HS Tiki Toki
27:21You mentioned him earlier
27:22He features in Louis Theroux's new documentary about the Manosphere
27:26You've seen this documentary
27:28Yeah
27:28Okay what did you make of it?
27:30Yeah I mean
27:31People were sort of saying
27:32Oh well you know
27:33Everyone knows about this stuff
27:35It's been going on for years
27:36But nobody's actually interviewed these people
27:38Yeah
27:39Yeah and then people were saying
27:40Well he should have
27:41You know
27:41He should have come up against them
27:44He should have challenged them
27:45But you know
27:46The good thing about Theroux is
27:48Is he just sits there
27:49And lets them nail themselves to the floor
27:51You know what I mean?
27:52Yeah yeah
27:53I always think with Theroux
27:55If you got asked to do a Louis Theroux documentary
27:59Wouldn't you think
28:00That's a low point isn't it?
28:05You got Neo-Nazis, Westbrook, Baptists and Leo Saville
28:10Am I on that list?
28:13Why would you agree to that documentary?
28:16Are you saying this from grim first-hand experience?
28:19I've turned him down
28:22There you go
28:23Well on Monday
28:24HS Tiki-Toki released this unconvincing video
28:27Talking about how safe Dubai is
28:29Boys what you're hearing online right now
28:32About Dubai is a perfect example
28:34Of why you should never trust the internet
28:36And it's just total misinformation
28:38I'm out here right now
28:39Okay this beach club's not busy
28:41But yesterday it was absolutely rapid
28:44Everything is running as normal
28:45There are no bombs coming over
28:47This is the best city in the world to be at
28:50So when you're seeing people online on Twitter
28:52Saying everything's shut down
28:53It's not
28:54I'm literally here right now
28:56Living with my mum
29:03It's the living with my mum
29:05That video was made two hours
29:08After a drone attack
29:09Suspended flights at Dubai airport
29:11By the way
29:12HS Tiki-Toki's real name is Harrison Sullivan
29:14And it won't surprise you
29:16No his dad was largely absent from his life
29:18Now let's move on to the Winter Paralympics
29:20Which wrapped up on Sunday night
29:22GB's Neil Simpson brought home a silver medal
29:24Three of our recent Paralympians
29:26Are in the audience tonight
29:27So please welcome back
29:28Mena Fitzpatrick
29:29Nina Sparks
29:29And Hester Poole
29:41I'm going to start with Mena
29:43So Mena
29:44You're 27
29:45You're the most decorated British Winter Paralympian of all time
29:49One gold
29:50Three silver
29:50Two bronze
29:51How old does that make you feel?
29:54Very
29:56Let's just say that
29:57They keep calling me the veteran
29:59So yeah
29:59Definitely feel old
30:01At the age of 27
30:02How many more games have you got left in you?
30:05I don't know yet
30:07As long as my mind, body and love of the sport is still there
30:10I'll carry on
30:11Hester's laughing
30:12Do you take the piss out of her for being old?
30:14Yes
30:15No, he's asking me if I take the piss out of you
30:17Okay, you go on then
30:18I think we take the piss out of each other
30:21And so, alright, Nina, what did it mean to you to become
30:24You were Great Britain's first ever female snowboarder
30:27To compete at the Paralympics
30:28What did that mean to you?
30:29I mean, yeah, it's mind-blowing
30:31I snowboard because I love it
30:33And it led me to the Paralympics
30:34And I made history for the nation
30:37Which is just absolutely mind-blowing
30:39And yeah, I mean, it's only been a week
30:40So it hasn't sunk in at all that I even went
30:43Let alone the fact that I did that
30:45Yeah, you broke ground, literally
30:47Yeah
30:48And Hester, you only found out three weeks before the games that you were going
30:53Yeah
30:53What was the wait like up until that point?
30:56I think the morning of we had to fly to Edinburgh
30:58Because all the coaches were being, like, really cryptic
31:00They were like, come to Edinburgh
31:01And I'm like, can you tell me now?
31:03So me and my mum were trying really hard to be civil to each other
31:06Because we were
31:06I think my mum was shitting herself more than I was
31:10But once I got there, it was kind of like watching everyone, you know
31:13Like, open their Christmas presents
31:14When yours are, like, locked in the car or something
31:18But yeah, I mean, it just made the finding out all the sweeter, I think
31:21And did you take Pickle with you, your dog?
31:23I did, yeah
31:24She's been wandering around up there
31:27I've noticed
31:28Yeah, she stayed with family a couple of miles away
31:31And one more question for you
31:33You were disqualified from your second race
31:35Both races, actually
31:36Okay, but the second race, you were disqualified for wobbling at one of the gates
31:40Wobbling, it's called a straddle
31:42It's slalom such an annoying sport
31:46Because it's, both of your skis are supposed to go around one side of the gate
31:49Not both
31:50I was being greedy, basically
31:51Oh, I see, you straddled the gate
31:53Yeah
31:53Okay
31:53Because I would have thought wobbling is what Paralympians do anyway
31:56I mean, literally, I mean, I, you laugh, I, in my crash two days before
32:00I had a couple of people come up to me and be like, you're in the wrong sport
32:03You should be a freestyle skier
32:04Oh, right
32:06Because I would basically have mastered, like, the half part triple back 80 now
32:10We got a tweet from Paralympic boccia gold medalist Stephen Maguire
32:13Who said, is it okay Fortnum and Mason promised Paralympians a celebratory event for Paris
32:17But still haven't delivered
32:19So, will they do the same for our winter Paralympians?
32:21Now, that's because, after the Paris Paralympics
32:23Fortnum and Mason were criticised for throwing a party for Olympians
32:27But not Paralympians
32:28They then said they were going to plan one for the Paralympic athletes
32:30It still hasn't happened, though
32:32So we can only assume they're not going to throw one for the winter Paralympians either
32:35So, we've made up our own hampers for you tonight, Josh and Alex are going to deliver
32:40They're in little, little plumbing toolboxes
32:42I wouldn't get too excited
32:45There you go
32:46Oh, it's a toolbox
32:48I've got one for the dog as well
32:50I've got one for the dog as well
32:52Oh my god
32:55Look
32:55Very exciting
32:57Oh, wow, okay
32:58Wait, I can't open
33:00I'm not blind, I'm just shit, sorry
33:03Look, we've got a squeaky toy
33:04Look, we've got a squeaky toy
33:07It's hand
33:08It's hand, yeah
33:09I'll tell you the weirdest thing, though
33:12Since I put my arm down that drain
33:14Here, Josh, squeeze my hand
33:15I love how he's got, like, glasses on
33:17The blackout robber
33:18I love him
33:20Yeah, right
33:21Give him a look, mate
33:23Come on
33:23We have to go to a break
33:24But Hester, I'm going to get a t-shirt made up for you
33:27That says, I'm not blind, I'm just shit
33:32Screwdriver
33:33Oh, that's so you don't wobble next time
33:35Thanks so much for being here
33:37We'll have more Last Legs for you after the break
33:38We'll give a massive shout-out to our deaf footballers
33:40And we'll reveal a mystery guest
33:42We'll see you in a little bit
33:57Welcome back to Last Legs
33:58We're joined by GK Barry
33:59Jason Williamson
34:00And Jack Dee
34:01In sporting news
34:02Rachel said
34:03Is it okay
34:03The England deaf women's football team
34:05Are in the European finals this weekend
34:07Yes, it bloody is
34:08Damn right, Rachel
34:09They're playing Poland in Croatia tomorrow
34:11They won't hear us cheering from here
34:14But we will be doing this a lot
34:16That's a deaf clap
34:18There is other football news this week
34:20Morocco have been crowned
34:21Africa Cup of Nations winners
34:23After Senegal's victory two months ago
34:25Was overturned
34:26So Senegal left the pitch in protest
34:28After a penalty was awarded to Morocco
34:30In the final minute of play
34:31Senegal then returned 17 minutes later
34:35After which Morocco missed the penalty
34:37Senegal eventually won in extra time
34:39This week it was ruled
34:41That by leaving the pitch
34:42They had effectively forfeited the match
34:44And Morocco were declared the winners
34:45Eight weeks
34:46Eight weeks
34:48After the match ended
34:49VAR officials were heard to say
34:50Actually that's pretty quick
34:53Oh I made a football joke
34:55And they laughed
34:56That's never happened before
34:57Who are you?
34:59I know
35:01Thoughts?
35:02Well I mean it was basically
35:04It was a professional equivalent
35:06Of when the kid at school
35:07Turns around and just goes
35:08Do you know what?
35:09I'm going home
35:10Taking my ball and I'm going home
35:11Absolutely
35:12Yeah it's a mad decision
35:13I think it's great
35:14Because then both teams get to win
35:16Yeah
35:17Grace you're going to be in soccer aid
35:18Coming up
35:19Yeah
35:19Are you going to overturn the result
35:21If you don't like it?
35:22I think I'm going to have to
35:23Because I've been looking at the other team
35:25And they're all quite
35:26There's a few gladiators on there
35:27Usain Bolt
35:29And a lot of my team do have beer bellies
35:32Yeah we do
35:33Sorry Alan
35:35So I think we're just going to have to be like
35:37Yeah we're going to have fun
35:38Yeah if we lose
35:39We're going to have to say
35:40That was homophobic
35:41And just let them like it win
35:44What results in history would you overturn
35:47If you had the choice?
35:48I mean back in 2012
35:50I think the Home Office
35:51Gave out a lot of work permits to Australians
36:01But then whose coattails would you ride?
36:09Thoughts what would you overturn?
36:11I would have made the doors bigger on the Titanic
36:14So Jack could have stood a chance
36:18I would have overturned my O level result
36:21I always thought I was better at art than that
36:24I deserved to go
36:25I came back
36:26All my A level and O level results came back ungraded
36:31Really?
36:32Which means that basically we'll never know
36:35You know what I would overturn?
36:36I would overturn you winning Celebrity Big Brother
36:39Oh yeah
36:40How dare you?
36:41No because you did a Senegal
36:42You left the house
36:43I did not Senegal
36:44Senegal
36:45Takes something to make FIFA tut doesn't it?
36:47Well you wouldn't
36:47I was in it
36:49That was the very first celebrity one they did for Comic Relief
36:52And yeah
36:53No I did win it
36:54Not that it matters
36:56But I did
36:57Yeah I know
36:57But Claire Sweeney should have won
36:59Because you left
36:59You escaped
37:00No no I escaped
37:01But when I escaped from the Big Brother house
37:04I found myself in Stratford East
37:05Yeah
37:06Which is worse than being in the Big Brother
37:09So I handed myself in
37:10Look it did give us an idea
37:13For an item
37:13So the end of tonight's show
37:14We're going to have an award ceremony
37:15For people we think were robbed
37:18Right now though
37:19It's time to bring on this week's mystery guest
37:21It's someone that GK, Jason and Jack
37:22Have to work out
37:23How they're connected to the news
37:24So can we have this week's mystery guest please
37:36Right Josh, Alex
37:38Who's the mystery guest?
37:39This is Gareth
37:40Gareth has been in the news deservedly this week
37:42But why?
37:44Shall we have the dramatic lighting change please?
37:45Yes please
37:47Has Gareth been in the news
37:49Because he has spent the last 19 months
37:51Trying every cereal in his local supermarket
37:53To decide once and for all which is the best
37:56Is it because he's spent the last 19 months
37:58Parking in every space at his local supermarket
38:01To see which the best one is
38:03Or see
38:04Is it because he has spent the last 19 months
38:07Using every trolley at his supermarket
38:09And marking them out of 10
38:12Either way
38:13He's a cool dude
38:14Yeah
38:17Is this where we get to ask him questions?
38:19No
38:19But do you have any ideas so far?
38:22Yeah
38:22I don't know
38:23You look like you've eaten
38:24Maybe some cereal recently
38:26You've
38:26I don't know
38:27Well tell you what
38:28We'll reveal the mystery guest after the break
38:30We'll also end the show with an award ceremony
38:32For people we think were robbed
38:34Plus we'll find out what caption fits this meme
38:36Message us on Instagram or WhatsApp
38:38Use the hashtag a meme for Jack D
38:39We'll see you in a little bit
38:56Welcome back to Last Live
38:57We're joined by GK Barrett, Jason Williamson and Jack D
39:00Now before the break we challenged our guest to work out
39:02How this person was connected to the news
39:04Can we have the options again please?
39:07So has Gap been in the news because he spent the last 19 months trying every cereal in his local
39:12supermarket to decide which one is the best?
39:14Is it because he spent the last 19 months parking in every space at the supermarket to see which one's
39:19the best?
39:20Or is it because he spent the last 19 months using every trolley at the supermarket and marking them out
39:25of 10 to see which is the best?
39:28What do you think? What are your thoughts?
39:29We're just on the edge of our seats
39:30We're just on the edge of our seats here
39:32We've got to be parking space
39:34We've got to be parking space
39:35Parking space?
39:36That is really good
39:36If you have I'm really interested
39:38Well if it is I want to know
39:40Is it the it did you
39:40Was it the disabled parking spaces as well?
39:43Did you do them?
39:43They are good
39:44Would that be given away?
39:45And if it was the trolleys
39:46Did you use the wheelchair adapted ones?
39:49Because people like you make me sick
39:53All right
39:54Can we find out the real answer please?
39:56For the last two years
39:57I have parked in every space at my local supermarket
40:02When doing the food shop
40:12Why?
40:15Like food shopping is boring right?
40:17So why not turn it into a game?
40:19Help pass the time
40:20I'm not clapping till I know how big the car park is
40:22There could be six spaces
40:25There's 108 spaces
40:26You could have a Range Rover do it in one trip
40:30Did you go in the blue badgies?
40:33Come on
40:33I've got a disabled family member
40:35Who took me down for one disabled day
40:37Bullshit
40:38Thank God
40:41And now have you found a favourite space
40:43And are you parking in it?
40:46Yes
40:46There are better spaces
40:48Some which
40:50I know the proximity to the supermarket
40:52Some which are like a bit bigger
40:53Some of them close to the trolley bay
40:55So there's a lot of different
40:56It's a rich tapestry
40:58How did you record it?
41:02Did you just take a picture every time you did it then?
41:04Just make a note on the phone
41:05And then I must admit
41:05There's a spreadsheet involved as well
41:07I like a spreadsheet
41:09What's next?
41:11More car park?
41:12I'm moving on to bigger and better things
41:14There's another supermarket
41:16Like a relationship
41:17Oh
41:18Oh
41:19Oh
41:19Oh
41:20Cut truth
41:20All right Gareth
41:21Thanks so much for bringing on the show
41:22A round of applause for Gareth
41:23Thank you
41:24Thank you
41:25Thank you
41:25Thank you
41:49It's a bit of fun
41:50You know what you didn't see
41:51Was upstream Alex was clearing the drain
41:57All right
41:57We asked you what caption would fit this meme
42:00Of Jack
42:02Carl said
42:03When you realised that fart was wet
42:06There we go
42:07D said
42:08When you crack a joke about Pearl Harbor
42:10To the Japanese and at bombs
42:12But our favourite that we've turned into a meme
42:14Is this one from Gemma
42:15I had my pipes rogered by Brooker
42:20All right we're about to end the show
42:22With an award ceremony
42:22For people we think were robbed
42:24But before we do
42:25Would you please thank our guests
42:26GK Barry
42:29Jason Williamson
42:32And Jack Dean
42:35And my co-host Josh Whittaker
42:37And Alex Brooker
42:41We'll be back next week
42:43With singer Charlotte Church
42:44And comedian Nabil Abdul Rashid
42:46But right now
42:46Let's give out some awards
42:47To some people we think were robbed
42:49Tonight
42:51From the second biggest studio
42:53At Television Centre
42:55It's the inaugural Robbies
42:58And here's your host
43:00Adam Hills
43:06Hello and welcome
43:08To the inaugural Robbies
43:09The award ceremony
43:10That rights historical wrongs
43:12In the entertainment industry
43:13Well obviously not all of them
43:15Our first award tonight
43:16Is for reality television
43:18And it goes to a woman
43:18Who was cruelly beaten
43:20So badly into second place
43:21That she came fifth
43:22On I'm a Celebrity
43:23Get me out of here
43:24And all because she got
43:25Fewer votes from the viewers
43:27Well no way GK
43:28As far as we're concerned
43:30You're the true queen of the jungle
43:31It's GK Barry
43:42Our second award tonight goes to a man
43:44Whose single Megaton
43:45Was kept from the top
43:46Of the physical singles charts
43:47By the much more popular
43:48Chapel Rowan
43:49Jason
43:50Sleaford mods might not be top of the charts
43:52But you're top of our hearts
43:54Here's your number one physical single
44:05Our next award tonight
44:06Is for comedy
44:07And it writes
44:0730 years of hurt
44:09When a grumpy young man
44:10Named Jack D
44:11Was beaten for the Perrier award
44:12At the Edinburgh Fringe Festival
44:14By another grumpy young man
44:15Called Frank Skinner
44:16Since this is Channel 4
44:18And budgets are tight
44:18We'd like to present you
44:19Jack D
44:20With the unbranded
44:21Sparkling Water Award
44:38Our penultimate Robbie
44:39Goes to a man
44:40Who gave his all
44:41On The Masked Singer
44:42But was unfairly beaten
44:43By someone
44:44Who was actually able to sing
44:46It's Alex Brooker
44:56And Alex
44:56We have a video for you
44:58From the man that beat you
44:59Danny Jones
45:00From McFly
45:01Alex
45:02There are many injustices
45:03In the world
45:04But we both know
45:05That the worst ever
45:06Was when I beat you
45:07On The Masked Singer
45:08I cannot go on
45:10Without righting the wrong
45:11So I implore you
45:13To accept the trophy
45:14And give us
45:15One more edition of
45:16You're welcome
45:18Go on son
45:19You know you wanna
45:22Our final
45:27Our final
45:28Our final
45:30Our final
45:31Our final award tonight
45:33Will be presented by
45:34The man who's fronted
45:35More podcasts
45:36Than he's had hot dinners
45:36As he explains
45:37On his new podcast
45:38Josh Whittacombe's Hot Dinners
45:40It's Josh Whittacombe
45:46Yes
45:46The final award
45:47Goes to a woman
45:48Who came runner up
45:49To Jack D
45:50On Celebrity Big Brother
45:52A man who clearly
45:53Didn't want to be there
45:54In the first place
45:54Congratulations
45:55To the one and only
45:56She's here
45:57It's Claire Sweeney
46:09Bendicate good times
46:11Come on
46:12Let's bendicate
46:17Bendicate good times
46:19Come on
46:20Let's bendicate
46:22There's no winning going on
46:26A celebration
46:28A celebration
46:28To last throughout the year
46:30So bring your good times
46:32And your trophy too
46:35You're gonna compensate
46:37When you come to
46:38Now come on
46:41Indication
46:43Let's all celebrate
46:45And have a good time
46:49Indication
46:50Let's all celebrate
46:53And have a good time
46:54It's time to come together
46:58If you're rocked
47:00Get your treasure
47:03Everyone around the world
47:06Come on
47:07There you go
47:08Claire
47:08There is your award
47:09Congratulations
47:13Thanks for watching
47:13The last leg
47:14My name's Adam Hill
47:15See you next week
47:15For the next leg
47:16Good night
47:25Bendicate good times
47:26Come on
47:27Thank you
47:27Thank you
47:27Thank you
47:27Thank you
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