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00:05this is it that's the national cheerleading championships at Daytona that is where I will
00:10win my 15th trophy making me the winningest coach in college year history and beating out my mean
00:16old ex-coach Marge Hargeberg but what's really important is that these kids are going to get to
00:26experience a true win and these are the waves that we're gonna run into when we are crown champions
00:32now the band shell and Daytona is outside and my team didn't really used to performing with nature
00:38except possums fish and hogs unfortunately they cannot practice outside right now because the
00:46air is unsafe to breathe if you're seeing this that means there has been a class 3 meltdown at
00:51one of the candy button factory reactors so please stay inside oh if it's green you're clean
01:00if it's red so I've recruited Miss Dot to simulate weather so I've covered every possible scenario
01:10can this team win at Daytona we can we will
01:17I'm okay I gotta stop setting myself up like that
01:26breaking wind news a tropical storm is set to hit Daytona all cheer events will be moved indoors
01:33with very high ceilings okay y'all be careful get in here phone in phone in while y'all are
01:41here
01:41you represent cheer huddle staying and most importantly me that means everybody needs to
01:46be on their best behavior peaches that's not your luggage all right I'm gonna check in we'll get our
01:52lanyards don't wander off this is business it's not a vacation Ben Benita on Daytona say hello to
01:58vacation Boone I love Daytona I mean Courtney's always just so focused on the competition it's
02:04my job to be the trophy husband which if I understand that term correctly means just look good carry the
02:10trophy so the rest of the time I'm watching March Madness with a bunch of buddies I've met over the
02:14years I'm also arm candy cuz this is where I keep my licorice
02:23oh I'm off the clock crystal I'm gonna get me around bed and a fish full of room keys Daytona's
02:29my kind of town and that I've never been there so don't have to worry about ruining my reputation
02:35oh judge took off your ankle monitor congratulations I guess it makes sense
02:38because you were allowed to leave the state yeah that's the story I gotta tell you lately I think
02:46it's hadeldens done but if you get confused you can always subtract a T room 202 tag your friends
02:54as I was saying I am very excited to be back here for my 15th trophy with my new team
02:59do you
03:00think Marge Hargeberg is gonna be a problem for you given that you're trying to break her record
03:03I'm ready to break that record and put her behind me but she is behind you
03:08room 202 tell your friends I just can't believe my old coach is here Lord Marge just really scream
03:16at me and say very mean things about my legs she gave me PTSD for many years if I was
03:21close enough
03:22to smell her lotion my right arm would go dead but Jergens is in the building for sure and I
03:28only
03:28got one tingle so that's progress you know what I'm a grown and very accomplished woman now
03:36so why don't we go say hello huh come on holy Courtney Lorraine Gina Davis yes
03:46well it's Potter now the Davis part I would recognize those weird legs anywhere too big
03:52to fly too small to base okay well they are just the right size to coach uh-huh and get
03:59my 15th
03:59trophy oh I'll be the judge of that I'm not on your team anymore Marge you don't get to judge
04:04me
04:06actually I do I am one of the judges of this competition are you hitting me right now Marge
04:14Hargeberg had to just crawl out of some hole to come and judge my team and now I got to
04:17worry about
04:18that old but you know what else I like my legs my friends like my legs in fact one time
04:23I was on a bus
04:23and an older gentleman told me they just don't quit so these legs in fact can will and must deliver
04:29the most flawless routine that that old man has ever seen look there she is I'm fine can we get
04:35a snap
04:35of you too sure yes put your arms around each other just um okay great okay glad you got that
04:49rubbish out
04:49your system before it really counts we have a limited time to rehearse focus up dial in yeah
04:55you don't have to worry about anything but each other and one spiteful vindictive judge come on
05:00down your spray tan sucks all right ten more times Tammy each team gets around for 45 minutes okay
05:05it's our turn well we're not leaving so what you gonna do about it wow Tam just when I thought
05:10you
05:11couldn't sink any lower you'd be surprised how low I'm capable of going you're sweating Tammy I can
05:15see it I don't think you're built for the spotlight I was born for the spotlight my mother was a
05:22real
05:22flyer notably she played Peter Pan at the El Paso playhouse one night during the song I'm flying she
05:29gave birth to me while flying unfortunately I was never able to fill her tights on stage
05:41but as my mother said I won't grow up you want to see a spotlight look who's looking down at
05:47who
05:47now you're basically my heart put me down Monica oh look who it is my new bestie Marge Hartberg hi
05:59doll yeah how do y'all even know each other we met on that new application Facebook yeah she's standing
06:05right here stop okay Tammy and Marge are Facebook friends Benny you know what that means first of
06:14all it means they're talking about me second of all it means that are you trying to mute me no
06:19ma'am
06:19okay well second of all it means that Tammy's team's gonna get favored and that is very unfair to my
06:24kids all right come here mama bear it's gonna be all right you know what I think you should do
06:29what
06:29I think you should head down to that coach's mixer for the next hour 20 pending overtime and kiss a
06:36whole ton of Marge booty no yes fine okay mm-hmm that's what I'll do yes ma'am but that
06:44means
06:44you're on home monitor duty no yes sir these kids do not leave their room if they want to be
06:48champions
06:48yes ma'am love you love you more uh yes I would like an order of Courtney's gone come on
06:56up
06:58oh Steven okay I need your help yeah I don't want anybody going in and out of the rooms
07:02Roger that love you love you like a co-worker only this is Daytona Steven completely responsible
07:08doesn't do anything stupid room 202 what's 202 damn it dot I can't believe we're on lockdown at 6 30
07:20I might as well have stayed in juvie I think it's kind of cool actually being mocked in a hotel
07:24room
07:25plus with the storm rolling in it's kind of romantic yeah I'm glad I've got protection just
07:31in case we go outside yeah I gotta get out of here if I get more than four hours of
07:35sleep I'm useless we
07:36can't coach says we're not allowed in the hallways that's why God made balconies huh to jump off of
07:41we're in Florida right it's lawless anyone coming I'm in anyone else hey there Marge wow I love
07:51that necklace did you forge it yourself in a fire did you forge it I hope you're better at coaching
07:58than you are at kissing ass I'm not uh kissing ass that is um truthfully I did want to come
08:06down here
08:06and say that you are the reason I am the coach I am today and I thank you you trying
08:12to sway the judge
08:15no I forgot you were even judging it's probably this is blonde you know how it is you know that
08:23only
08:23applies when it's real okay well um I would love to pay for your drink then I will be on
08:31uh my way
08:33I just want you to know that my kids are so talented I often say we can
08:40we will
08:42we
08:44get out
08:47oh come on
08:49wow
08:51wow
08:52wow wow wow
08:54wow
08:58you were supposed to be watching those kids get out save yourselves
09:03bobby you should be ashamed of yourself sorry ma'am
09:05miss dot is now taking the mascot to the hospital and we are very lucky that his big old mascot
09:10head
09:10acted like a helmet it broke his fault great I was wearing a helmet when I got hit and I'm
09:14fine
09:15this is a disaster okay I was wearing a helmet when I got hit and I'm fine
09:20without the mascot the whole routine doesn't work so I'm gonna have to come up with something
09:23completely new and I have spaghetti arm
09:27coach you put this team together against all odds and you are in Daytona and you're gonna win
09:33your 15th championship if anyone can do it it's you
09:41thank you coach
09:42now what can I do to help you coach
09:48I told y'all that Daytona was not fun and games and yet you decided to risk it off for
09:54a night out and now we lost Marvin
09:57don't wear a cape if you can't fly
09:58well thankfully he's not dead but he is out of the routine
10:02now as much as I want to go nuclear on y'all for disobeying me oh I'm gonna keep my
10:06calm
10:07because I don't want y'all to get dead armed when I'm judging you in 15 years at Daytona
10:10so listen up we've got this
10:14Madonna thank God you're here we okay you know this choreography better than anybody
10:19it is your strong suit honey we believe in you
10:21it's time for you to believe in yourself again
10:24there's no humble and tumble baby
10:26you belong out front
10:27yeah
10:28come on
10:28yes sir
10:31yeah I got you coach
10:39I want to win
10:41I want that trophy
10:48I want that trophy
10:59hey are we supposed to look this stupid I feel flammable
11:02I think the word you're looking for is iconic but don't smoke or you'll blow us
11:07and now from Wichita Flats Texas
11:09Sammy Davis Senior Junior College
11:12alright y'all stay here
11:13catcher up next
11:13get warmed up
11:14and we'll be right back
11:185, 6, 7, 8
11:20no box
11:20get it
11:22turn it up
11:31get it
11:33come on
11:42I can make your hands clap, I can make your hands clap
11:49Somebody's singing something, you've been singing in the city, I know
11:52I want your sex and your oppression when they're holding you loose
11:57Cause you know what to do, I can make your hands clap
12:01I can make your hands clap, I can make your hands clap
12:05Every night when the stars come out, am I the only living soul around?
12:11We can make your hands clap, the sun comes out
12:14Get up on my knees and see your friend change around
12:18I can make your hands clap
12:21I can make your hands clap
12:50That fall is definitely gonna cost them points, and even that rap bastard Marge Hargeberg
12:55has to know that.
12:56I don't care if she hears me.
12:59Thank God.
13:04Sally!
13:05You're so sparkly.
13:07Mm-hmm.
13:08I couldn't have done any of this without you.
13:11Who?
13:11It has been an honor being your fake dad.
13:14Hey, hey, hey.
13:16You good?
13:18What if I get the yips again?
13:20Listen to me.
13:20I can't tell you how many cheerleaders I've had.
13:23They get the yips at tryouts, and they do their best that they don't.
13:27I couldn't tell her how many because the number is zero.
13:30Thank you, coach.
13:31Yes.
13:32You're my girl.
13:33You got this.
13:35Okay.
13:36All right, y'all gather around.
13:37Come here to me.
13:38Now, we may have started as a ragtag little group, but when I look around now, I see
13:44elite athletes that everybody in this arena should fear.
13:48That's right.
13:49Yeah.
13:49You have earned your right to be here.
13:51You have trusted yourselves.
13:53You have trusted each other.
13:55You trusted me.
13:56You just gotta do it one more time.
13:58For the next two minutes and 15 seconds, you will leave it all on the map.
14:02You heard?
14:03Are we gonna show them how the candy buttons roll?
14:05No.
14:05Okay.
14:06All right.
14:06Hands in.
14:08Boom.
14:08I need a hand in.
14:09One, two, three.
14:14Performing now from Heedle, Ha-Haddle-Hoodle-Stein, Oklahoma, Edelman Jr.
14:20Go!
14:20Go!
14:21Go!
14:21Go!
14:21Go!
14:22Go!
14:22Go!
14:23Go!
14:23Go!
14:30Go!
14:31God!
14:31Who is right?
14:32You guys!
14:33Five, six, seven eight!
14:34Roll what is wrong!
14:36Go!
14:37ęīė°Ū Jeez!
14:43Kissy face!
14:44Oh boy!
14:45But I'm trying to kiss your lips for real
14:48Red hearts, red hearts, that's what I want, yeah
14:52Come give me something I can feel
14:55Don't you want me like I want you, baby
14:58Don't you need me like I need you now
15:01Escape tomorrow, but tonight we're crazy
15:04All you gotta do is just pick me at the
15:08Ah, step, step, step, step
15:11Yeah, step, step, step, step, step
15:15Yeah, step, step, step, step, step
15:18Step, step, step, step, step
15:20It's whatever, it's whatever, it's whatever you like
15:23Hey, friends, I can take you to a club
15:26I'm talking, drink, drink, smoke, drink, party, I'm not
15:29Come on, come on
15:31Come on, come on
15:33Come on
15:33Don't you want me like I want you, baby
15:36Don't you need me like I need you now
15:39Sleep tomorrow, but tonight we're crazy
15:42All you gotta do is just pick me at the
15:46All you gotta do is just pick me at the
15:46Ah, step, step, step, step
15:49Yeah, step, step, step, step
15:57Oh, come on
15:58Come on
15:59Don't you want me like I want you, baby
16:01Don't you need me like I need you now
16:04Sleep tomorrow, but tonight we're crazy
16:08All you gotta do is just pick me at the
16:15Just meet me, yeah
16:17Just meet me, yeah
16:24Just meet me, yeah
16:49You did it Sally, and lovers as well, good job all
16:53Can we win Daytona? We can
16:56And in second place, with a final score of 98.6, Sammy Davis Senior Junior College
17:08We will
17:10And our NCC National Champions, with a final score of 99.6
17:21We came in third
17:26Tammy had the best team
17:28You know what, Marge? This is f***ing up
17:31I downloaded Facebook Messenger for you
17:33But she was the worst coach
17:36Garbage! Trophy!
17:37All righty then, and back to our champions
17:39Actually not the worst coach
17:42Marge, you gonna punish my team by giving them low marks because you got a problem with me?
17:46You are a monster, like Dracula
17:48You mean Dracula?
17:49Do I? Yeah
17:50You know who I'm talking about
17:52But you know what, I feel bad for you
17:53Because you're done
17:55And I'm still going strong
17:56And that team will be a powerhouse
17:58And there's not a damn thing you could do about it
18:02What is that?
18:02My score sheet
18:04My score sheet
18:05Your kids did a nice job out there
18:07They're just not champions yet
18:10I judged you fairly
18:11And unlike you, I didn't make it personal
18:15Also, unlike you, I don't have cartoon legs
18:20My friends like my legs
18:22I love your legs
18:25What do you say we use those legs to go find your team?
18:27Oh my gosh, they must be so crushed
18:34Wait, what are y'all doing?
18:36You said the winners get to go on the water
18:37The beach is closed
18:38So we came in
18:39But y'all know third place isn't winning, right?
18:43And how do you explain this?
18:44Oh!
18:52Guys!
18:53Good news!
18:54My parents told me to transfer to Tri-City
18:58But I told them I'd rather stay with you losers
19:04They're right
19:05Cheer is more than a competition
19:08It is more than a trophy
19:09It is about a team coming together
19:12To become the best version of themselves
19:14I mean, look at these buttons
19:15They went from being a criminal
19:19Get up out of there!
19:24A showboat
19:26It's me!
19:28A homeless girl
19:32Someone with a sleep disorder
19:34Are you dead or sleeping?
19:37A busted cheerlebrity
19:42A 37-year-old car rental salesman
19:44Woo!
19:45Go back!
19:47And a coach
19:48Who had nowhere else to go
19:50They went from that
19:51To a team that came within 1.5 points
19:54Of being national champions
19:55That's already winning
20:00Except it's not
20:01And that's why we will be coming back next year
20:03And taking it all
20:03Yeah!
20:05Yeah!
20:05Yeah!
20:06Yeah!
20:07Yeah!
20:07Yeah!
20:07Yeah!
20:13Can this team come back and win it all?
20:16We can!
20:17We will!
20:18We will!
20:25I'll win this game
20:26I'll win the entire pool
20:27Who?
20:28Best year of my life
20:30I think it's the best year of my life too, Benny
20:32Hmm
20:32I never would've thought that
20:34But I got over Marge
20:35Mm-hmm
20:36Got over Tammy
20:36Mm-hmm
20:38I am gonna win next year
20:40We can, we will
20:41We interrupt this program
20:42To report on a developing story
20:44From the world of junior college cheer
20:46We go live at SDSJC
20:48I'm coming out of retirement
20:50To coach Sammy Davis Senior Junior College
20:53Oh no!
20:54And I plan to win my 15th championship
20:57With the help of my assistant coach
20:59Tammy Istani
21:01It's pronounced Istani
21:03I'm coming for you
21:04Courtney Potter
21:06And those legs
21:07Free falling
21:15Free falling
21:16Free falling
21:19Free falling
21:19Free falling
21:19Free falling
21:20Free falling
21:20Free falling
21:20Free falling
21:20Tell him something, don't say
21:21Tell him something, don't say
21:22Tell him something
21:22You forgot your tinny pops
21:25Just get them
21:25Just
21:27Bye
21:29Mama, look
21:30Bye
21:31Bye
21:31Bye
21:31Bye
21:32Bye
21:32Bye
21:32Bye
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