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00:05this is it next Friday is the deadline for us to qualify for Daytona now in order for us to
00:11do so
00:11we've got to submit something called a skills tape we have to prove our aptitude in the following
00:16areas tumbling stunts basket tosses pyramids but we can we will we must get that tape in by 9 a
00:39.m. Friday
00:40or as they say in cheer we're okay the head coach is like the chef of a football team and
00:52this is
00:53where I do my best cooking hey babe whoa what's going on there's just there's like a lot more of
01:00y'all here than usual yep I got a crew following me now too yeah your producers are thinking about
01:06expanding the coach Potter universe so they're following me for a hard hit and walk in the
01:11shoes of a junior college football coach oh the football season is over baby championships are
01:16built in the offseason um maybe you know I never want to keep you from whatever this is um but
01:24this
01:24is gonna be a real stressful week for me say no more you don't got to worry about a thing
01:28not when
01:29you're in boon country that's what we're calling my doc it's a play on words oh yeah what words is
01:39it playing on boon and country all right y'all it is our skills week let's pick a day to
01:46get us on
01:47tape not tuesday okay it's my pet detection final I am on a short leash until then uh my women's
01:52studies
01:52paper is due on Wednesday on why women be so inspirational so I got to find a female hero
01:57yeah and I also have my art history final that day this year we're doing art garfunkel because
02:02nothing is easy it's also finals week here at heidelstein we operate on a trimester schedule
02:08here in honor of having the highest rate of college pregnancies in the nation can I celebrate
02:13the wins where you got them I'm open I'm already done with my finals it was a joke I need
02:19a location
02:21can I suggest Monday Monday is actually Monday is the top end final and you are all in my class
02:28I won't be there but good luck crystal everyone has to take and pass their finals then I have a
02:33doctor's
02:33note
02:36this is from your sister in our country she's a doctor my country is America I was born right here
02:42for student athletes the student part has got to come first because it's difficult to have a career
02:47in cheer they have to be able to rely on their degree from a two to seven year junior college
02:51and luckily for them hodlestone has come up in the rankings plus if they don't pass their finals
02:56they can't go to Daytona so we qualified for Daytona six months ago at cheer camp everybody's pretty
03:01happy here ow it's too hard that's as long as I can do it it's too hard to teach you
03:06everything
03:06just go get get out so what's going on with Courtney's team what's her routine looking like
03:14can't tell me although if you did I'd make it worth your while doll
03:22damn you're really hot when you study stop playing though we are officially dating clearly
03:27it was meant to be stop kicking my chair why you give me crap because you're being a big old
03:31weenie
03:32we're just not going public because we don't want to make it awkward plus it's just not cool to go
03:38public relationships these days ladies and gentlemen my boyfriend thank you thank you
03:44that you can moi a girlfriend oh yeah here we are we are in an open relationship we are completely
03:53monogamous and telling everyone hey do any of you losers want to take a break and go to the loose
03:58button no no no no no no no coach said if we don't pass our finals we're off the team
04:04I'm a pet detection
04:05major and if I don't pass I screw the pooch why are you so nervous you get straight a's when
04:10I was
04:11four my foster mom told me I needed to be perfect at everything or I would die alone I really
04:15need to
04:15focus I've been a bit distracted my divorce is official let's go so much like my ex-wife was for
04:21most of our marriage I'm dating yeah well I'm on the apps I tried love hurts which I thought was
04:27for
04:27rental car employees he was not but I am done making bad decisions which is why I got on cheerleaders
04:36only yeah it's a it's an app that matches you with cheerleaders in your area I think the ladies
04:41will like you hey baby you're in the industry my producers say my sizzle reel is zizzes is that a
04:48play on words honey I think they mean like where the heck is this coming from um so today I
04:57will
04:57be ordering mouth guards for my team um I normally go with white but you know I'm feeling a little
05:03crazy so I think I'm gonna order purple no they're sold out of purple um so guess we're gonna go
05:16with
05:16white well I just think maybe you need more drama in there is what they're saying did you not hear
05:21about the purple mouth guards no I did well what's so dramatic about yours I have a skills tape due
05:26on Friday they got a schedule around finals which they have to pass and if I don't get the tape
05:30in
05:30we don't make Daytona and this whole year will have been for nothing no coach you've worked so
05:34hard you have to make Daytona what's gonna happen I don't know we have to watch and find out
05:42all right that's time typewriters down Stephen we're down to wake up honey the chest is over
05:49oh thank god I dreamt I missed this here you are you did it thank you Marcus thank you sir
05:55Sally thank you man Crystal here you go Jesus be a titter
06:05I'm frankly disappointed in both of you you know good and well your sister cannot take your type
06:09and final for you why not she takes all my tests because it's cheating why am I here because you
06:17got the highest score in the class I talked to your improv teacher she said yes and she also got
06:22the
06:22highest score in my class that means you're a hidden brainiac you're gonna get me kicked out of fight club
06:27here's what's gonna happen you're going to do Crystal so she can pass her final I can't do the
06:32stunts for my team but what I can do is bring in a group of elite cheerleaders to motivate them
06:37and
06:38show them how it's done now y'all don't just watch I want you to watch and learn pay attention
06:41to their
06:41techniques guys look at their grips the way they use their legs ladies look how tight they are how
06:46good the lines are on their dismount Stephen once you finish chewing no I'm good honey
07:07I heard that you were talking and you didn't think that I would hear it that's why I put your
07:15phone palms down getting every butter bottle few times been around that track so it's not just gonna
07:21happen like that cause there ain't no holla back girl ain't no holla back girl few times been around that
07:28track so it's not just gonna happen like that so there ain't no holla back girl ain't no holla back
07:38wow that's really good I mean it is like looking in a mirror maybe we should just have them do
07:42the
07:42skill state that would be cheating and we don't cheat right Crystal oh come on what is it where's the
07:51screen the screen is the paper it's broken what if I give you free makeup and you do it for
07:58me
07:59it's made in Malaysia by kids no no no just pretend this is this is your phone
08:09okay pretend you're losing followers
08:13yeah oh my god I'm doing it
08:16all right y'all let's start off strong with our tumblin pass and my best athletes
08:20steven yep loud and clear I'll film it
08:31first match on cheerleaders only looks like someone wants to fly
08:37oh wow coach is to me I can't right yeah of course no right
08:49Dr. Aguato you wanted to see me I uh have your final which you aced
08:55Ventura that's so clever I have to give you a B for the semester
09:00like a pet B I'm actually allergic and could die but sure
09:04the grade B you missed a number of classes because of cheer and mandatory quarantine from
09:09your job at the candy button factory no I I I can't get a B pet detection is the
09:15whole reason I came to the school okay actually I have an opportunity for extra
09:22credit Chubbs disappeared 24 hours ago you bring Chubbs home you get an A in my
09:27class all righty then
09:31y'all are about to see some drama I'm gonna make a recruitment call to the number one
09:36high school running back in all of Texas now I coach at a division four school so
09:40gonna have to get a little creative you know just to keep up with the big dogs
09:46DeVille here Byron how you doing this is coach Boone E Potter down at Sammy Davis
09:51senior junior college how would you like to be our starting running back next
09:54season man I committed to Auburn they're giving me a million dollars in a car
09:59why would I go to a crap school I never heard of maybe because I'm willing to
10:05offer you two million dollars and a sneaker deal I'm in hey mom quit your jobs
10:13we're gonna move somewhere safe were you authorized to make that offer no I was
10:20just a play on words like Boone Country
10:28Crystal passed her exam with a C it was actually a D but I made a typo the point is
10:32everybody passed their finals and I got three out of the four skills on tape I'm just finally
10:37starting to feel good you know what
10:40wow this piano hates me it's fun all right y'all want to congratulate you for passing your finals
10:53the only thing standing between you and Daytona is a perfect pyramid coach why are you limping
10:58I got hit by a mini horse with a ponytail I'm not good at lying which is why I don't
11:08do it
11:09that in the Bible says not to let's throw this pyramid yeah Stephen yep oh watch out I need
11:15to go oh there he goes okay yep all right all right five six seven eight oh okay pharaohs let
11:25my people go to Daytona because these pyramids are sick somebody call the FBI because we got a
11:33pyramid scheme on our hands yeah yeah that's what I'm talking about yeah well done we're going to
11:41Daytona we did it let's go to the loose button okay baby now hold on I still gotta get this
11:45edited
11:46and send in okay we're not gonna count our chickens just yet well if Gil Gorkin didn't count his chickens
11:50he wouldn't have known two are missing but I found them as I will Chubbs I set up a tip
11:55line
11:55looking for Chubbs but many gentlemen in this town have misinterpreted that okay another pick
12:09Byron DeVille said I offered him two million dollars and you believed him he's got it on tape
12:12they're making a documentary on him documentary well I'm pretty sure he needs to disclose that
12:18what's it called a deal with the DeVille it's a play on words how is that a play on words
12:25look I
12:26will give you three million dollars and a private jet if you can make this go away
12:32ah um hello m'lady hello m'lally good news I saw what might be rabbits cat in the kitchen
12:40that could be Chubbs let's go yes time is of the essence m'lady my girlfriend they're doing a lot
12:47why is that bad before I commit I need to know that DeMarcus is all in I mean look what
12:52happened
12:52between Art Garfunkel and Simon Cowell I don't want to be like that why women be turning tables it's
12:59something we learn the next trimester so I just don't know what's going on five dollars oh I'm
13:04good but thank you sorry she doesn't know how to pay for things by herself thank you Steven Vaughn yeah
13:11keep the tab open please it is all happening all the times that I said we can we will we
13:22must I had
13:23some doubts about the will and the must truth be told also the can but this team they really came
13:30through okay here we go oh okay let my people go no no no no he didn't record the pyramid
13:45he just
13:45recorded his Steven Ashley Vaughn oh you're lucky there's people here and I don't want to go to jail
13:51how is this supposed to get us to Daytona how tell me okay keep your mouth shut when you're talking
13:55to
13:55me this is a colossal mistake Steven I never should have trusted you but that's on me is everybody
14:00here yep all right y'all we got to get back to the gym and redo that pyramid they just
14:03told me how to
14:04drink alcohol have you ever had enough shots I know you did not buy these underage kids drinks no I
14:10didn't I swear I can't even find my wallet well technically the bar is in no man's land so
14:15there's no drinking age keep them covered right all right party's over y'all got exactly two hours
14:24to sober up cold shower black coffee put yourself in a bag of rice but we got to be back
14:28at that gym
14:29and ready to hit zero on that pyramid you heard go on don't dance out of here crystal not the
14:35time
14:35for dancing I just want to say that Steven take a seat honey burn me with all your troubles
14:48I have a skills tape to tomorrow at 19 I don't know if we're gonna be able to get it
14:52in it it's doing
14:55so well you know gotta be smarter oh hold on there's a hitchhiker right here give me one second
15:06hey doll saw you on the app maybe we can go full out that's good keep going yeah oh yeah
15:19now finish
15:20yeah that's that's all I got don't leave me hanging like that I need to see the whole Daytona routine
15:27okay yeah no uh oh yeah then Demarcus he throws crystal up into a pyramid show me on me oh
15:34if
15:34you shall okay so we just come around here ready okay you do this in my gym uh coach no
15:42this isn't
15:42what it looks like really because what it looks like to me is that you were showing our rival our
15:46routine oh she got it on her first try oh Tammy you're running scared girl that's the move of somebody
15:53who doesn't know how to be a championship coach I'm not scared of anything except hawks that swoop
15:58down and snatch up small prey got you get the hell out of my gym got what I needed anyway
16:05I know your
16:06routine PS colon it sucks so I didn't find chubs but I found somebody who owes you an apology
16:14where'd you get my horse come on sparkles ready okay
16:22hey hey you got some explaining to do I'm pretty sure that maybe she probably just rode it into town
16:29then walked from there oh yeah we gotta hit this pyramid we have no time Steven you're in time out
16:35all right now let's go we got three hours before this tape is due shoulder stands up five six seven
16:42shrug one two three four five six seven and clap one hit three uh-oh uh-oh what's uh-oh
16:49no ma'am no uh-oh
16:50no oh wait give her a break she's a new drinker oh god did you get up
17:04how much time am I looking at three three months that's not so bad I could probably just tell
17:09Courtney I was in the bathroom no three years that's gonna be a harder sell um is there uh
17:17anybody I can flip on like my camera crew they've been here the whole time they didn't even try to
17:22stop me baby you doing okay no it's over we got so close but we're not going to Daytona this
17:32whole
17:33year's been a waste baby what are you talking about you have changed those kids lives oh who cares
17:38boo they trusted me to get them there and I failed Courtney Potter does not fail you'll find a way
17:44you always do hey hey you're the most determined person I know Tony you are my rock I don't know
17:54what I would do without you promise you're never gonna leave me when things settle down remind me to
18:00tell you I'm going to prison what hello crystal what guess who learned how to use a credit card to
18:07break into a hose peaches you said to tutor we need to talk to you in private okay so what's
18:15going on
18:16what is that I took it from the camera crew they don't lock up their equipment it was easy
18:20I also got the keys to their van crystal they film everything I bet they got the pyramid Stephen up
18:24on
18:27here wait that is stealing do you want it or not yes I need a second to rationalize it okay
18:35it's not stealing it's borrowing and the footage is of us that's not really cheating why don't we
18:40just ask them I'm working okay look this is not a moment to take a lesson from okay just throw
18:47it on
18:48the crap what is that what in the heck could it be could we get our van keys back are
19:00you sure you
19:00got it in all time yes honey with two minutes to spare all right it's in there we just we
19:05got to
19:06relax you know sometimes these things they they take time we got an email okay everybody I found
19:11Chubbs and this is a great story so buckle on okay well it turns out he was a test bunny
19:17at the
19:18candy button factory so I am absolutely keeping him and I don't care if I get to be in the
19:21class
19:21thank you that's all no I'm done I'm done I know I know before I open this you all know
19:27you work so
19:27hard right so no matter what happens we're going to daytime
19:42I wasn't sure if Demarcus was all in until I found his women's studies final about his female hero
19:51he wrote about me he says Madonna is in a league of her own that he wants to dress me
19:59up in his love
19:59and that I'm his ray of light how sweet is that yeah I wrote about the queen of pop
20:07don't say anything to my Madonna
20:15Steven come here I owe an apology I was putting together footage of the pyramid and I saw that
20:20you showed Tammy a fake routine
20:24nice salute I'm sorry it's fine you know I wouldn't betray you coach I do know that because you're a
20:31stand-up guy this took a turn oh no no you stand up that's not what's happening here just go
20:36and
20:36join the team you sure I like you like friends that's it show leader coach it's coach get in here
20:45all right y'all clear path oh okay about to pop out and show something
20:57well good luck DeVille I'm sorry it didn't work out take care it turns out that Auburn heard about
21:03my offer and they matched it meaning because of what I did that kid is sitting on an extra million
21:10dollars in a sneaker contract and that is how we do things in boon country
21:19whoo it all worked out I knew it would
21:24I'm free
21:25whoo it all worked out I knew it would be good luck I knew it would be good luck I
21:34knew it would be good luck
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