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00:05With Daytona Lumen, between managing my team and all my other responsibilities, you know,
00:10typing and otherwise, this is the time of year when the rubber meets the road and my
00:15schedule gets dumb.
00:16And it doesn't help the fact that I'm out several of my cheerleaders, because they got
00:19suspended for a week for showing a little too much school spirit.
00:28And that kind of behavior, which I admire but do not condone, has really added an extra
00:32serving of deep-fried stupid to my plate, and we don't have a choreographer.
00:37We don't have a finalized routine for Daytona yet.
00:39It is a lot, y'all.
00:41Oh.
00:47Thank you so much.
00:48Okay, y'all look out.
00:56And then Peaches tried to do her whip full back handspring full from the corner, and
01:00I didn't realize that I already told Madonna to do her back handspring full from the middle,
01:03because then it got Peaches off count for her show-and-go that transitioned into the pyramid.
01:06Oh, baby, that's crazy.
01:09I appreciate you listening, Boonie, even though you have no idea what I'm talking about.
01:12Work has got me so stressed.
01:14I mean, I'm doing the work of two people, maybe more, and it's just, I'm going to tell
01:17you what it's starting to get to me.
01:18No, I can't imagine.
01:20I've got, like, five assistants, and I don't even know what to do with them half the time.
01:23Mother Father!
01:24I'm sorry.
01:25You were just, like, talking about all your assistants, and I can't even afford one.
01:28This time's like this, I really miss Tammy.
01:30I mean, she wasn't just my assistant.
01:32She was my work wife, my sounding board, my right hand.
01:37Gosh, she always had my back.
01:39And my legs.
01:40No!
01:41No!
01:43No!
01:44Hey, why don't you just tap into America's proud tradition of unpaid labor?
01:48Internships.
01:49He's talking about internships.
01:50Yeah, obviously.
01:52You know, I guess I could ask for extra help from one of my more experienced cheerleaders.
01:56What about that one guy?
01:57The sad old one?
01:59Steven.
01:59Mm-hmm.
02:00God, he'd totally be into it.
02:02But I don't know that he has the respect of the team.
02:04There she is.
02:05You wanted to see me?
02:06Yeah, Steven.
02:08Did you fall asleep in the gym?
02:10And why'd he ask?
02:15They drew a wiener on my forehead again, huh?
02:17Yeah.
02:18But I'm gonna figure it out.
02:19You had a good idea about me.
02:23It is 9.37 p.m.
02:25Sally's just getting home.
02:26It's practically the middle of the night.
02:28Okay, baby, you gotta ease up.
02:29Ease up!
02:29Hey, hey!
02:30She's 18 years old, and that's not our daughter.
02:32All I know is, I let Miss Tickles out one time, but she came back pregnant.
02:37Her innocence was gone.
02:38I always knew Boone would be a protective dad.
02:41Ever since he raised our cat, Mrs. Tickles.
02:44I miss you so much.
02:46He said, I miss you so much.
02:48Believe it or not, in competitive junior college co-ed cheer, Daytona is our only shot at competing.
02:55So at my old school, in order to get the kids ready, I used to bring in another college team
03:00to have a mock competition with them.
03:02We'd hire judges and everything.
03:04I mean, it was a lot of work, but Tammy made it easy.
03:09Coach, hey, hey, let me get that.
03:11Steven, thank you.
03:12Yeah, oh, man.
03:13Yeah, it's heavy.
03:14I'm just really in it right now.
03:16I gotta get these hyping papers graded.
03:18And I definitely gotta price out the uniforms.
03:20And I gotta figure out a way for Peaches to get across the mat to her stunt on time.
03:24Yeah, especially if we want to keep Madonna's tumbling across the middle.
03:27Exactly.
03:28That's what I was just saying to...
03:30Steven?
03:31Yeah?
03:32I'm desperate.
03:33Would you like to be my intern?
03:34Yes.
03:35Absolutely.
03:36Yeah.
03:37Okay.
03:37Yeah, all I ask for is $1,000 a week, a shared office and bathroom, an official announcement
03:41in the school newspaper, and my title will be Prince of Cheer.
03:45How about unpaid, no perks, one strike, and you're fired?
03:47Done.
03:49I would have taken much less.
03:51Steven would not have been my first choice, but you play the hands you're dealt.
03:55Steven?
03:56Yeah, Coach?
03:57Oh, God.
03:58Closer than I thought.
03:58Uh, can you set up cheer comp for me?
04:00Oh, yeah, we can do that.
04:01Let's do it tomorrow afternoon.
04:02Um, who do you want me to call?
04:03Let's try Nancy Smith at Oklahoma Tech.
04:05Big news.
04:06And if that doesn't work, let's get Bruce Diaz at Texas Mountain College.
04:09Big Bruce!
04:09And if he's not available, let's do Dick Rogers at Arkansas Ag.
04:12Big Dick!
04:15Payment plans are available.
04:17All you need is a photo of the front and back of your parents' credit card.
04:21All right, y'all, gather around, finish up.
04:23Gather around, finish up.
04:24Let's go!
04:25All right, y'all.
04:27Arkansas Agricultural.
04:28Is the type of team you will be facing at Daytona.
04:30Not that team exactly, because a lot of them don't have hands because of farm injuries.
04:34But they are a good team nonetheless.
04:38So I need you to bring your A game.
04:39Steven, are they close?
04:40Ten minutes out.
04:41Everybody warmed up?
04:42Everybody warmed up.
04:43Focus.
04:43Focus.
04:45Steven, where are they?
04:46I sent them in the directions.
04:48How was your day, wasn't it, Sally?
04:50It was great.
04:51Yeah.
04:51Holden actually showed up.
04:53My last first date did not.
04:55I thought he stood me up, but it turned out he actually got hit by a train.
04:59Funny thing was, I was on that train, so I thought I was going to be late.
05:03You know, there's school counselors that you could talk to.
05:06About what?
05:08Steven, are you sure you gave him the right address?
05:10Coach, please.
05:11I'll show you.
05:12Look.
05:12Okay.
05:1290 freeway 90.
05:13Oh, no.
05:15I sent them to Sammy Davis Senior.
05:17Yeah.
05:17Steven, you said I could trust you.
05:18You can.
05:19Look, I'm really sorry, all right, but I don't like to talk about this publicly, but I'm having
05:24a little trouble at home right now.
05:26I met Amelie on Facebook Marketplace looking for a futon.
05:30You know that old love story.
05:31And she was immediately into me.
05:35She asked, how much money do I make?
05:37Do I have life insurance?
05:38I am a American citizen?
05:40Yes.
05:41Then in a big twist, it turns out she never had a futon.
05:44She was using me for a green card because she's a French-Canadian war bride.
05:49She's also sleeping with our landlord, Jim Donnelly.
05:52Okay, well, I'm real sorry about your tragic marriage, Steven, but I need somebody I can rely
05:56on.
05:56I know.
05:56That's me.
05:57Okay, look, Coach, I promised you, big dick, and I will not disappoint.
06:04I'm going to fix this.
06:05I'm going to fix it.
06:06I'm going to fix it.
06:08We could just cut everything with Steven in it today.
06:14So I spoke to Big Bruce, Big Nance, and Big Richard, and it turns out not one of their
06:21schools is available to compete against mine.
06:23But I do need to get my team competition ready, so I have one more play to make.
06:27But I think this one has to be in person.
06:39Pinch me.
06:40I must be dreaming.
06:41You're not dreaming.
06:42I just needed to see my Tammy.
06:44Get in here.
06:46Can I get you something?
06:48Want a fresh ice-y?
06:49No, I'm good.
06:52Wow.
06:53Weird to be back in my old office.
06:55Well, let's have a seat.
06:56Okay.
06:58Oh.
06:59I'm sorry.
07:00I'm just, I'm so used to being on this side of the desk.
07:02You know what?
07:02I want you to sit there.
07:04What?
07:04No.
07:05Really?
07:06Okay.
07:07Oh.
07:08Oh.
07:09Got you a little booster in there.
07:11Oh, wow.
07:12This brings back good memories.
07:13Yeah.
07:14Hey, can you get out of my chair?
07:16I'm sorry.
07:16It's just used to my size and weight, and I don't want to throw off the mechanics.
07:21Chair mechanics are important.
07:23Sorry.
07:23That's true.
07:25Oh.
07:26Oh, goodness.
07:27Goodness, goodness.
07:28We have fun.
07:31Oh.
07:32Mama's a little helper.
07:35Yeah, that feels right.
07:36You know, I was thinking, Tam, we need a team to compete with.
07:38And I thought it might be fun for you and I to work together again.
07:41I love that for us.
07:44You did.
07:44How fun.
07:46You know what?
07:47Let me ask Monica.
07:48Monica, get in here.
07:50Monica.
07:51Hey, Monica.
07:51When does the team have some free time for a friendly competition against my bestie?
08:01Late April?
08:03Well, that's after Daytona.
08:05Would that not work?
08:07Monica, this is Cherry Coke, not Coke with a hand of cherry.
08:10You can throw it out and start again.
08:12And don't you take any.
08:13Icy's are for closers.
08:15So sorry.
08:15I'll go get some fresh syrup.
08:17It's so hard to find a good assistant.
08:19I know.
08:20I can't find anybody I can trust like you.
08:22Believe me.
08:23Every day, I think about what it was like to work for you.
08:28Tell me, I'm just going to come out with it, okay?
08:29Okay.
08:30This is going to sound crazy, but here it is.
08:31Okay.
08:31Would you ever consider coming back to work for me at Hiddleston?
08:34We could get the band back together.
08:35I can't promise you an icing machine and the team is a work in progress, but I do, I think
08:40we could build something there together.
08:42Like we were doing before that stupid video leaked and ruined everything.
08:46And the award for best booty goes to...
08:50What do you say?
08:51I would love to.
08:52Yes.
08:53You would?
08:53Yes.
08:54This is such a relief.
08:56The darn powers that bid SDSJC made me sign a five-year contract as head coach.
09:02They just threw money at me.
09:05I was weak.
09:05I didn't want to do it, but I did.
09:07That is amazing.
09:14Hey.
09:15Better not be any funny business going on in there.
09:17Oh, there is.
09:20I'm coming in.
09:21I hope you both know all your dead relatives are watching you right now.
09:25Oh, all my relatives are dead.
09:26I'm sorry.
09:27We were just watching Skateboarding Fail Compilations.
09:29What's this now?
09:30Skateboarding Fail Compilations.
09:33Riding the brutes.
09:35That's good.
09:37Well, what are your intentions with my cheerleader?
09:42Oh, God.
09:43Um, you know, just to get to know her as a person and treat her with respect.
09:49Well, you better do that.
09:50Yes, sir.
09:50Because this is one very special lady right here.
09:53Most resilient person I know.
09:55You know that she actually lived under a bridge for a month?
09:58What?
09:59No, it was, uh, I actually kind of enjoyed it.
10:02We were a tight-knit community and we called ourselves the Bridgertons.
10:05So, do not put out that light, son, okay?
10:08Or you will answer to me.
10:09I would never.
10:10Also, sir, my father talked about you all the time and he watched you, like, all the time.
10:14He actually watched you, uh, throw for six touchdowns one game.
10:17He remembers that?
10:18Yeah, yeah.
10:19That's great, because I do not.
10:22He was at that game where they tried to get you down for safety and you actually scrambled
10:26for 103 yards.
10:27I did not.
10:28Yeah.
10:29Way to go, Boone.
10:30Hey, what'd I do next?
10:32I don't know.
10:33Um, but I'll find out.
10:34I'd appreciate that very much.
10:40I'm so happy for Tammy, uh, and her five-year contract.
10:44I was year-to-year there, despite my 14 trophies, but I'm glad to have given her the opportunity
10:50to be head coach.
10:52I just had to ruin my own career and life.
10:55Coach!
10:56Woo!
10:57Coming in now!
10:59Oh, Stevie, come on!
11:01Woo!
11:02Oh, there you go.
11:03Oh, way further than I thought.
11:05Okay, just give me one second.
11:09Okay, I have good news.
11:11I found us a team to compete against.
11:13You did?
11:13Yeah.
11:13How?
11:14Well, apparently, Ole Miss Crystal right there is a part owner of an all-star gym.
11:19It's literally the least I can do.
11:21I lend my name and face to a cheer gym in return for a percentage of ownership.
11:25My parents are saving all of the profits for when I go to college.
11:29But aren't you in college now?
11:33You'll have to ask my parents.
11:35I do have to warn you, though.
11:36Okay.
11:36According to the email, we are going up against one of the top teams in the country.
11:43This is our competition?
11:48Dude, what is this?
11:49Crystal, what is this?
11:50This is my fan base.
11:52Also prisoners.
11:53They love me, too.
11:54Anyway, I need to go mingle with my adoring public.
11:58Good luck, everyone.
11:59I believe in you.
12:01Don't embarrass me.
12:03So this is humiliating.
12:04This is not humiliating.
12:06This is beyond humiliating.
12:09But on the bright side, we've had very few wins, and we could all use one.
12:15And now, age nine, division, your Wichita Flats, baby foxes.
12:24Hello, officer.
12:26I've been locked up in this club.
12:28Sorry, I don't mean to rush.
12:29No one dancing with the...
12:32Dude, don't dance.
12:34Don't dance.
12:36Don't dance.
12:38Watch out, class.
12:39I'm all to back you.
12:45If you don't want to dance, then put your hands on.
13:04Last place.
13:05They couldn't have called it second.
13:11Obviously, I have to fire Steven.
13:13The whole point was to take away stress, and he is done.
13:16The opposite.
13:18But Steven is fragile, so what I'm going to need to say is...
13:25Well, I actually don't know what I'm going to say yet.
13:28I'm just going to open my mouth and let the Lord do the talking.
13:31Steven, you are an amazing person.
13:35And you know I love you.
13:37Oh, yeah.
13:38Yeah, no, the feelings, feelings mutual.
13:40Yeah.
13:41Yeah.
13:41And I just feel like you being my intern is hurting our relationship, which I value so much.
13:49Oh.
13:51Okay.
13:52Right.
13:53Wow.
13:53I mean, I guess I should have probably seen this coming.
13:55Well, but you never know until you try.
13:57Right.
13:59Yeah.
14:00Yeah.
14:01So...
14:02Yeah.
14:02Are we good?
14:03Yeah, I would say we're better than good.
14:08Okay.
14:08Yeah.
14:12I appreciate you.
14:14Appreciate you.
14:15A lot.
14:17Fare thee well.
14:18Yeah, you too.
14:19Okay.
14:20So...
14:23You know, I should let the Lord do the talking more often.
14:26Wow.
14:27Wow.
14:28Wow.
14:28Wow.
14:28Courtney loves me.
14:31Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:33God, she's amazing.
14:35And she thinks I'm amazing too.
14:37You heard it.
14:39Amelie, no, let me speak.
14:42It's over.
14:42Oh, hey, Jim.
14:44What's up, man?
14:45Can you just do me a favor and just tell Amelie it's over?
14:47Oh, and while I have you, I noticed that our shower is still leaking.
14:51Did...
14:53Oh, you're using it right now.
14:54Well, thanks for picking up the phone, man.
14:56Well, I don't want to bother you.
14:57All right, y'all.
14:58Well, we just had our asses handed to us by a bunch of pre-tweens, so we need to get
15:01back to work.
15:02Let's throw some stunts up.
15:03Actually, uh, coach, based on our conversation, we have a little surprise for you.
15:09Okay.
15:11It better be quick.
15:12Five, six, seven, eight.
15:14Roll buttons, roll.
15:16All right.
15:16One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
15:19Here we come.
15:22It's the showtime.
15:35It's a beautiful night.
15:38We're looking for something dumb to do.
15:42Hey, baby.
15:44I think I want to marry you
15:48Is it the look in your eyes
15:51Or is it this dancing juice
15:54So I saw a viral video where a cheerleader got proposed to
15:57With this song and the entire team was in on it except for her
16:01It worked
16:04So I did the opposite
16:05Courtney Potter, will you make me the happiest cheerleader in the world and marry me?
16:15Steven, will you come with me, please?
16:16Anywhere
16:18Just my office
16:24Oh god, that was weird
16:26Steven's the Lulu
16:27Guys, stop
16:29He's old
16:30This is sad
16:31I know what you're thinking
16:33I don't think you do
16:34Unless I read this wrong, you're thinking we move in with my parents
16:38Steven, you are such a special, special person
16:42No, no, you're so special
16:43Let me finish, okay
16:45You know I adore you
16:46I adore you
16:47No, please get up
16:48I'm a coach
16:49Right
16:49You are a cheerleader
16:50Too human
16:51This is highly inappropriate
16:52No, no, no, no, no, it's not
16:54I'll tell you why
16:54I already talked to HR about it
16:56Blessed Steven
16:57Blessed you
16:57No, everybody stand still
16:59Okay
17:02I'm just going to say this as clearly as I possibly know how
17:06So I read that wrong
17:17Based off that pour, I can't tell if it was a good day or a bad day
17:20Ever since I got to Hadleston, it really has been one screw-up after another
17:24This morning, got dog dew on my boots
17:26Then I got beat by a bunch of nine-year-olds
17:28Then Steven proposed to me
17:30Are you kidding me?
17:31Mm-mm
17:31Your favorite pair of boots?
17:33Yeah, the ones with the fringe
17:35Damn, baby, those went with everything
17:36I know that, Boone
17:38I don't know if I'm going to be able to take this team to Daytona
17:40I don't
17:41Of course you are
17:42You are the best coach in junior college chair history
17:45Tied
17:46And I never did it by myself
17:47I always had Tammy
17:49She was the wind beneath my legs
17:52Hey, Coach Potters
17:54Thanks, Sam
17:54Let's not have this conversation in front of the child
17:56And also, I don't know if you should drink so much in front of her
18:03You're being a good influence, and I love you for it
18:06Dinner should be ready in a second
18:07Hey, um, is Holden going to be joining us?
18:09Because I've got to tell you, I love that boy
18:11Actually, no, he's not
18:12But I do have some pretty big news
18:15Yes, I'm moving into the dorms
18:18We apply to financial aid
18:19And turns out
18:24I'm impoverished
18:25Nobody prepares you for the day
18:27When the homeless cheerleader
18:28Who's been living with you for three weeks
18:33Tells you she wants to move out
18:34Well, if this is what you want
18:37Then it's what I want to
18:40Yeah, but why, though?
18:41Is it because of Courtney's drinking?
18:43It was you
18:46You told me that I was the most resilient person you know
18:51So that made me think that I could leave the nest
18:56Of course you can
18:58I think that you could do anything
19:02And, uh, you know
19:03Gosh, I'm just gonna miss you a little bit, that's all
19:07But hey, we will always have Ace Ventura
19:12Wait right here for me, would you?
19:13Just quick as a flash
19:14Be right back
19:19No
19:21Thank you
19:22I'm probably gonna keep him here with me, actually
19:24But, uh, I want you to know
19:27He will always be here
19:28If you ever need to come back
19:34If I'm not back in five minutes
19:39Just way longer
19:48What in the heck?
19:50Lord, who's this?
19:51And the award for best booty
19:54Goes to A
19:57Victoria
20:00Victoria
20:06We need to talk
20:09Twice in one week
20:10Aren't I the luckiest girl in the world?
20:11Save it
20:11I know you recorded the video that got me fired
20:14I am shocked
20:15And offended
20:16And downright flabbergasted
20:18That you would level that accusation at me
20:19Is it true?
20:20Of course it's true
20:21I was tired of being overlooked
20:23You're too busy stomping around
20:24Being all high and mighty
20:26Looking down your nose at me
20:27Don't you deny it
20:28And the worst part of it
20:29You made me feel small
20:31I trusted you
20:33And you betrayed me
20:34Too bad, so sad
20:35Now I'm gonna get what's mine
20:36The championship at Daytona
20:40You know what, Tammy?
20:41In the words of my favorite movie
20:43Bring it on
20:45I don't get that reference
20:47Probably before my time
20:51You don't deserve these
20:52Hey!
20:53They are mine
20:54Leave them alone
20:55I earned these, Tammy
20:56Hey!
20:57Fair and square
20:59I'm gonna be back for the rest of these
21:01No!
21:02Okay
21:03Courtney!
21:05Courtney!
21:05Hey!
21:06What?
21:07Who told you it was me?
21:08I don't know
21:09But if I ever find out
21:11Who it was
21:12I'm gonna make them my next assistant
21:13Look, y'all
21:14Cheers to dog-eat-dog world
21:22Oh
21:24I hate your dog-eat door
21:26It's a Tammy door
21:30I'm gonna look
21:31I hope you Cinderella
21:32Hooray
21:32Hooray
21:33Nope
21:34You're
21:36Poi
21:36Hooray
21:36Pooh neighborhood
21:36Hooray
21:37Hooray
21:37nerf
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