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00:05Okay, yes.
00:08Curtis.
00:11Curtis.
00:12Hey, what, babe?
00:14What are you doing still here?
00:17Babe, I'm cleaning my own piece.
00:19Curtis, you're supposed to be downtown.
00:23What do you want me to do, Ella?
00:25Well, Curtis, you need a suit for Resurrection Sunday.
00:31Easter?
00:33Yeah, I call it Resurrection.
00:38Babe, you know I stopped doing Easter decades ago.
00:41Curtis, whether you go with us to church or not,
00:45everybody in this family is participating in the family portrait.
00:50What?
00:51You still on that, Ella?
00:53Curtis.
00:54Yes, I'm still on that, and I'm staying on that, Curtis.
01:00Well, look, I think I do get one of the kids.
01:02We can all get together and do one of them self-pick thingies.
01:07Oh, a selfie.
01:09Curtis, it's called a selfie, babe.
01:12Baby, you got to get out of the dark ages.
01:14Hmm, hmm, hmm.
01:14I don't nobody do no family portraits anymore.
01:16That's so 70s.
01:17All those plastic poses.
01:19Hmm.
01:22Please, you just go get one of them kids and we take some pictures on the phone.
01:27Let the kids do it with the in the air, with the thumb thing.
01:30Uh-huh, Curtis.
01:31We are not taking selfies.
01:33Honey, we are taking a family portrait.
01:36Okay, well, can't I wear my family shirt?
01:38Curtis, you're playing with me, right?
01:41Now, stop it, baby.
01:42Get up.
01:43Go get this suit now.
01:44Okay, baby.
01:45I'll go do it.
01:46Okay.
01:47But I'm going to let you know right now I'm not going to be happy about it.
01:49Okay, you don't have to be happy.
01:51So what you're not going to be happy about, huh?
01:53Uh, yeah, I'm going to go get a suit for this, this earth self-portrait thing.
01:57You want this family portrait thing.
01:59Oh, we need suits for that.
02:01Don't you do this.
02:02I already told you, everybody will be in their Resurrection Sunday best before we go to church.
02:11Remember?
02:12Right.
02:12Well, huh, we're going to take the portrait and then everybody's going to head to church.
02:16Okay, see, about that.
02:18About that.
02:19CJ, you're making me tired.
02:23Don't start.
02:24No, see, I think that Janine has a brunch that she's supposed to do on Sunday.
02:31And Jasmine is supposed to go with her friend, Jackson.
02:36He's been doing some kind of performance at his church.
02:39Uh-huh.
02:40And Malik is taking the kids down to the amusement park.
02:43Okay.
02:44CJ.
02:46I ain't studying none of that.
02:48Do you hear me?
02:50I don't care about any of that.
02:52I cleared this with everybody's schedule months ago.
02:57Okay?
02:58Everybody agreed.
02:59True that.
03:00True that.
03:01But is it possible that we could possibly reschedule?
03:04No, honey, I cannot reschedule.
03:07I've already paid the photographer.
03:09Oh.
03:10Hey, everybody.
03:11Hey, Calvin.
03:12Hey, Joe.
03:14Mm-hmm.
03:16Mwah to you, Calvin.
03:18You and the boys got your suits for Sunday?
03:20Suits?
03:22Suits.
03:23It's the family portrait.
03:26Oh, that's this week?
03:28That's this Sunday morning.
03:30Mom, I just, I told the boys we'll go to the amusement park with Malik.
03:34Yeah, see, the twins was real excited about that, too.
03:37Yeah, my bad, Mom.
03:38Can we just do it another week?
03:40Yeah, me too.
03:41I apologize.
03:41I apologize.
03:42Oh.
03:43Oh, no, no.
03:45I apologize.
03:46I apologize that all of you won't be doing any of that.
03:55None of it.
03:59Listen.
04:02None of it.
04:03None of it.
04:32Yeah, look like this right here is going to really be happening.
04:36Oh, this is going to happen.
04:39Believe that.
04:41Well, I guess y'all better come with me downtown.
04:44Downtown?
04:45Yeah, get your Easter suit.
04:47So we really got to wear suits?
04:49Uh, let me tell you three something right now.
04:54Everyone in this family will be in this house this Sunday morning at 9 a.m. for our family
05:00portrait.
05:02Everybody is going to be dressed.
05:05You guys are going to have on your very fine suits.
05:08And the women, we're going to all have on our dresses and pretty little dainty gloves.
05:15Okay?
05:15Boy, you guys are going to have on colorful hankies in your lapel pocket matching your ties with fresh haircuts.
05:23We are going to take our hats.
05:26And we're going to take our portrait.
05:29After that, we're all going to go to church.
05:33Sunday morning service.
05:36And after that, I think now that we're going to all go to Sunday brunch as a family.
05:41CJ, you're going to pick out that doggone restaurant.
05:47And listen, everybody is going to be happy about it.
05:57Excuse me, baby.
05:57Glory, hallelujah.
06:06Look at mine.
06:08Wow, that actually looks cool.
06:10You see mine, Mom?
06:11I see, I see.
06:12You going to put some stickers on it, too?
06:13Oh, yeah.
06:14Yeah, yeah?
06:14Ooh, I want to put stickers on mine, too.
06:16You should.
06:17Lisa, where is your baby dad?
06:19Where else?
06:20He trying to get out of doing this exercise.
06:22I'm telling you, Mama.
06:23Malik ain't going to do this.
06:24Oh, no, he's going to.
06:25He's going to participate.
06:26This is part of parenting.
06:27Malik!
06:29Ooh, he's going to be so frustrated.
06:31Malik and his little attitude has never bothered me.
06:33Or me.
06:34Or me.
06:36Yo, what's going on?
06:36What is it?
06:37Pull up a chair.
06:39Yes, we talked about this.
06:40We're doing Easter eggs.
06:41And making Easter baskets.
06:43Okay, don't y'all people know we were right in the middle of March Madness?
06:48Don't you know you're about to be in the middle of Mommy Madness if you don't participate?
06:52Come on, Mom.
06:53You know that don't work on me no more.
06:55I'm a grown man.
06:57I'm going to go and sit down.
06:59Guess the luck still works.
07:02Can you want to pass me an egg?
07:05I'll show you how to decorate it, Malik.
07:06Oh, thank you, Jaden.
07:07You know what?
07:08You can hold your beautiful daughter.
07:10Okay, well, come here, little baby.
07:12Come here.
07:13Come here.
07:15Yeah.
07:15Yes, you're there.
07:17All right.
07:18Hayden, Jaden, put the eggs in the baskets.
07:21We're going to take them outside.
07:22Oh, yeah.
07:23These look good.
07:25Don't kill that.
07:25Oh, the fun begins.
07:27All right, come on.
07:28Hey, Daddy.
07:29Hey, hey, hey, hey.
07:30See?
07:31Isn't this fun?
07:33Yeah, I'm having a blast.
07:35One of the best part of parenting.
07:37Mm-hmm.
07:37All right, I'm going to go ahead and take the baby.
07:39Okay.
07:39She's teething.
07:40There you go.
07:41Oh, she lost her shoe.
07:42Oh.
07:43Right behind you.
07:43Right behind me.
07:44Right.
07:45There you go, Mom.
07:46Got it.
07:47I like this, Malik.
07:48Wow.
07:49Mm-hmm.
07:50Yeah, I'm glad you two are having so much pleasure in this.
07:55So, about Sunday.
07:56About Sunday.
07:57What about Sunday?
07:58Arnella says we all agreed to participate in the Sunday portrait.
08:03CJ, we talked about this.
08:04You said you were going to get her to reschedule.
08:06I tried.
08:07But Sunday, we're all supposed to be going to the amusement park.
08:09Yeah.
08:10Yeah, I don't think we can get out of it.
08:12Come on, Dad.
08:12We can't cancel on the kids.
08:14We already told them.
08:16Calvin already told Christian and Junior.
08:17Yeah, but Arnella already paid the photographer,
08:20and she's insisting that everyone attend.
08:22Well, maybe we can still reschedule it.
08:24I'll try to talk to her.
08:25Uh, I would not do that if I were you.
08:33Come in.
08:36I'm coming.
08:40Don't give me nobody but flowing.
08:43Sit there.
08:44What's going on, man?
08:46Man, what about this?
08:47Bruh, you don't know?
08:49Hey, this is my new portable bar on wheels.
08:53Looks like a cooler.
08:55To the amateur eye, maybe.
08:58Well, I mean, what is it?
09:00Man, you got to see this thing.
09:01So, look.
09:02I got inside here.
09:03I got my balls over here.
09:05And I got my mixes over here.
09:07I got my lemons.
09:08I got my lies.
09:09I got my ice.
09:10All my utensils right here.
09:12Man, this thing is amazing.
09:15Oh, go on, Floyd.
09:16You got a full bar in there.
09:18Bruh, I am tailgate ready.
09:20You understand?
09:22Oh, Floyd, about that.
09:23Man, I am so excited.
09:25You know, now, homecoming is always, like, on the next level, right?
09:28But, hey, it's going to be a kick-ass event.
09:30But this year, look, you got the Kramers, who are ranked number four, going against the number two challengers.
09:37Man, the game is going to rival the doggone party.
09:40I know.
09:41I know, boy.
09:42But, hey, Floyd.
09:43Oh, what?
09:43Yo, you thought I forgot the bourbon glasses?
09:45Nah, brother.
09:46They're right back here in this compartment in the back.
09:49Floyd.
09:53Floyd, Ellis is making me stay in town to take a picture.
09:56Take a picture?
09:58Yes.
10:00Well, what's that got to do with tailgating?
10:03Sunday is Ellis' picture day.
10:05Picture day?
10:07Yes.
10:08I even got to go and buy a new suit.
10:11So, since when did you start getting dressed up for Easter?
10:13Yeah, that's what I said.
10:15But Ellis got her heart set on this, so.
10:18Nah, bruh.
10:19Mm-mm.
10:19You can't miss this game, bruh.
10:21You can't miss the tailgating and everything.
10:22What you need to do is just to put your foot down.
10:26You understand?
10:26I mean, you need to stomp it down, and you need to tell Ellis.
10:30Tell Ellis what?
10:31When he put his foot down, what are you going to tell Ellis?
10:35Put his foot down?
10:36Yeah, put his foot down.
10:37Tell Ellis what?
10:38Chow-chow one time.
10:39I think he's ready to tell Ellis.
10:41Okay.
10:42Baby, I was just telling Floyd that I'm going to have to miss our homecoming tailgate party.
10:48That's right.
10:49Because I got to take a picture.
10:50That's right.
10:50Curtis, good job.
10:52Sorry, Floyd.
10:53Mm-hmm.
10:53Yeah, see, about that, auntie.
10:56Uh.
10:58Yes, CJ.
11:00Well, see, I personally will pay you for the photographer, because somehow me, Janine, and
11:08the kids, we overbooked ourselves.
11:10Uh, me too, Mom.
11:12I'll chip in and pay you back.
11:15And me too, babe.
11:16I'll chip in.
11:17Florida chip in, too.
11:18What?
11:18Uh-oh.
11:19I'll chip in a little.
11:22I don't ask y'all for nothing.
11:24I don't ask this family for nothing.
11:26I do not.
11:27I do everything for everybody, especially you three.
11:33I cook, cook, cook, cook, cook.
11:36I sew this.
11:37I ham that.
11:38I run here.
11:39I run there.
11:40I babysit.
11:42I pick this kid up.
11:43I pick that kid up.
11:45I show up at all the award ceremonies.
11:50And if birthday bashes, I take care of both of y'all's kids when they sick, while both
11:57of you are running around doing whatever.
12:01I do everything everybody asks of me in this family, all day, every day.
12:11And I ask one thing.
12:15Just one thing of you.
12:20A picture that I asked about months ago.
12:26And nobody can show up for what I asked for.
12:35Forget the picture.
12:37Forget you.
12:38Forget you.
12:40And forget you.
12:42Yeah.
12:43Forget the picture.
12:45Shame on all of y'all.
12:48My dumb self expect to take a picture with the family.
12:53I'm so dumb.
12:57Ella, you so dumb.
13:01So that means you can go, huh?
13:08Well, that didn't go as planned, CJ.
13:11No, it did not.
13:13So what do we do?
13:15I guess we all got to go buy some suits.
13:17Wait, we not going to come up with a plan B?
13:19The picture's still happening?
13:20Yeah.
13:21This is going to be hard.
13:23Man, the boys are going to be so disappointed.
13:26No.
13:26The disappointment is a part of life.
13:28Easy for you to say.
13:30No, it's not easy for me to say.
13:33You forgot I raised you two?
13:35Now, you two men need to go to your homes
13:38and tell all the people living under your roofs
13:41that we made a commitment to something.
13:44Ella's right.
13:45Now, she shows up for all of us all the time.
13:48Everybody in this family, she shows up.
13:50And come Sunday, this entire family
13:53is going to show up for her.
13:56And that's the end of that.
14:02What the baby, baby?
14:04Oh, good, Mom.
14:05Hey.
14:05Hey, can you watch Melissa for me?
14:07I cannot.
14:09Is no one concerned with the fact
14:11that I don't have any time to myself?
14:14Oh, baby.
14:15I'm trying to figure out who you talking to.
14:16Oh, Mom, it's just us in here.
14:19So I'm talking to you, Mom.
14:20You want to fix that?
14:21Oh, look.
14:23All I'm saying, okay, little bit.
14:24All I'm saying, okay,
14:27is that you don't look really busy.
14:28I am busy.
14:30Are you?
14:31I am.
14:32I have plans.
14:33You have plans?
14:34I do.
14:34Jazzy is doing the Easter egg hunt.
14:36I am going to sit and read this article.
14:37I have been dying to read,
14:39so I have plans, yes.
14:40And my plans are just as important
14:41as anyone else's.
14:42Okay, well, I mean,
14:43I have some plans, too.
14:44Um, my plans were to put in
14:47my March Madness pics, but...
14:49That sounds fun.
14:50See, doesn't it?
14:50It does.
14:51And it is fun.
14:51Yeah, but see, I can't do that
14:53and watch Melissa at the same time.
14:54That sounds like your plans have changed.
14:56Come on, Mom.
14:56What did I do to you?
14:58It's like you're trying to get back
14:59at me or something.
15:00No, I am not, son.
15:01Then why can't you just help me, okay?
15:04Okay, see, because I raised you
15:06and I raised Jasmine.
15:07I am still raising your brother
15:09and sister, all right?
15:09They are my kids,
15:10so they are my responsibility.
15:12Melissa is your kid,
15:14which means she is,
15:15say it loud?
15:16She's my responsibility.
15:19Okay, I get that, I get that,
15:20but, I mean, you are her grandmother.
15:23Oh, look at...
15:23Uh-oh.
15:24You making her cry.
15:25I'm not making her cry.
15:26She know I love being grandma.
15:29Well, when are we gonna get
15:31to this grandmothering?
15:32When are you going to get
15:34into the notion
15:35that you are now a parent,
15:37so it is no longer about you.
15:38Everything is about her.
15:40You need to do the Easter egg hunts,
15:41make the Halloween costumes,
15:43go to the PTA meetings.
15:44You need to do the school projects.
15:45You need to sit and wait
15:46and wait and wait
15:47at the dance recitals
15:48and the band rehearsals
15:49and the swimming lessons.
15:50That's all you, big daddy, okay?
15:53I don't want to talk
15:53about this anymore.
15:55Okay, okay.
15:56Good talk.
16:00Hey, babe, you busy?
16:01No, not at all.
16:02What's up?
16:02What the hell?
16:04What you over here cussing for?
16:05No, me and Melissa,
16:06we just over here
16:07in the Twilight Zone.
16:08Okay, okay.
16:09So, I just want to say
16:11that all Easter activities
16:14are canceled.
16:15I know, I know.
16:17Arnella called.
16:17She said that we have to participate
16:18in the family portrait.
16:20Wait, wait a minute.
16:20Family portrait?
16:22I have to cancel my plans
16:23for a family portrait?
16:25Yes.
16:26Man, come on now.
16:27I'm not about to do that.
16:28You don't have a choice.
16:29All right?
16:30Come on, Dad.
16:31But...
16:31No buts.
16:33All right?
16:34Arnella shows up
16:34for everyone in this family,
16:36and now we are all
16:37going to show up for her.
16:38Okay.
16:41I can't stand this family.
16:42Ooh, all that mumble rapping.
16:48Hey, babe.
16:50Hey, Ma.
16:51Hey, babe.
16:52We need to talk to you, baby.
16:53Hello?
16:54Breakfast is on the stove.
16:55Ella.
16:57Babe, we need to talk to you.
16:58There it is.
16:59I don't feel like talking,
17:00so no, okay?
17:01Well, I know you don't feel
17:02like talking, Ella,
17:03but I really need to tell you
17:04I'm sorry, baby.
17:06Yeah, Mom,
17:06and I need to say
17:07that I'm sorry as well.
17:08Calvin.
17:10Please.
17:12Okay.
17:13I accept your apologies.
17:16But I must admit,
17:18I have never been
17:19so disappointed,
17:21and I've seldom
17:22been so hurt.
17:25Just wanted to say that.
17:27We're sorry we hurt you.
17:28It's okay.
17:30And believe me,
17:32everybody in this family
17:33going to make it up to you.
17:34Yeah, and me and the boys,
17:37we will be here
17:37bright and early
17:38Sunday morning.
17:40I'm taking the boys
17:41to get their suits today.
17:42Okay, what about
17:43the Fonny Farnlands
17:46place thingy place?
17:47Well, we're not going.
17:49And Miranda's out of town.
17:50She said you knew that, though.
17:51Yes, I did.
17:53She told me months ago
17:54that she would not be here.
17:55I was going to put her
17:56in this portrait.
17:57She told me
17:58she wasn't going to be here,
17:59but the rest of you
18:00said that you would be here.
18:02And we will be, baby.
18:04Hey, everybody.
18:05Hey, Auntie.
18:07Hey, CJ.
18:08Can I have a hug?
18:09Uh, no.
18:10Please.
18:11She's getting high.
18:11You don't have a choice.
18:12Stop.
18:13I'm sorry.
18:14I am sorry.
18:15And we're going to all be here
18:17bright and early
18:19Sunday morning.
18:20Y'all get on my nerves.
18:22Now, we know
18:23there ain't nothing in the world
18:24that this family
18:25wouldn't do for you.
18:27Yeah, you'd do anything for me
18:28except be here
18:30to take my picture,
18:31something I asked for
18:32months ago.
18:34You're right, baby.
18:35And that's why
18:36we're going to spend
18:37Easter with you
18:37all day.
18:39Yeah, and
18:41I probably could...
18:43You was going to church.
18:44I ain't been to church
18:44in a while.
18:46I mean, I've been
18:48wanting the boys
18:48to start going to church,
18:50so...
18:51Yeah, they need to go.
18:52They need to do that.
18:54Curtis?
18:55Well, I'm going to be
18:56there for the picture.
18:58And a bunch.
19:00All right.
19:00Curtis.
19:02Okay.
19:03Okay.
19:04Doggone it.
19:05That preacher talked so long,
19:07he talked forever
19:08on regular Sunday.
19:09How long is he going to be
19:10talking for Easter Sunday?
19:12He might, Curtis.
19:13He just might.
19:14See, I can't.
19:15I can't.
19:15Curtis.
19:16I can't.
19:16It is the least you can do.
19:18Fine.
19:19Jesus died on the cross
19:21so that whosoever believeth
19:22in him may not perish,
19:24but have everlasting life.
19:27You need to go, baby.
19:29And you just need
19:30to get right with God.
19:33I'll get right with God.
19:35We definitely going to be
19:36there all day.
19:37All week.
19:39All right, you guys.
19:40Now that I think about it,
19:41probably all month.
19:43Okay, you did right, darling.
19:46Auntie!
19:48Daphne?
19:49Auntie, we need you.
19:51Whoo!
19:51What is it?
19:52It's Malik.
19:53He's having some sort
19:54of allergic reaction
19:55to an energy drink
19:56he was drinking.
19:56Come on, boy!
19:57Auntie, look at his face.
20:00CJ?
20:03Get your baby, CJ.
20:05I told that boy
20:06God don't like ugly.
20:09Dad, this is not the time.
20:11This is not the time.
20:12Oh, look at how he talk.
20:13This is not funny.
20:15Auntie, please help me.
20:16Please.
20:16Help him, Auntie.
20:17You going to take the picture?
20:18Not like this.
20:19You going to be happy about it?
20:22Yeah, I will.
20:23If you help me,
20:24I will.
20:24I'll be happy.
20:25Please.
20:26Let me think about it.
20:27Yeah, don't.
20:32That's right.
20:32Come on, kids.
20:34Come on.
20:34Wait, come on.
20:35Are you okay?
20:36No, come on.
20:36Come on in here, baby.
20:37Melissa, Melissa, Melissa.
20:39Okay, there we go.
20:41Can I get everybody
20:42to look right here?
20:43Okay.
20:44Say pain, family.
20:47Pain, family!
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