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00:03Right, I don't think they'll f***ing tell me what I'll f***ing do in my own f***ing house.
00:07Nine pairs.
00:08We've got cutters, we can cut it.
00:10Became eight.
00:11Give me the f***ing key.
00:14I'm f***ing human.
00:15I've stopped him from winning and that is worth 500 grand.
00:20Became seven.
00:21Enough!
00:22I won't tolerate it.
00:26I'm free!
00:27Became six.
00:29I don't f***ing raise your voice at me.
00:32I've got the patience of the same, but there's an absolute limit.
00:36Now, five couples remain.
00:39We are such a team.
00:41Guys, all drinks are in the house tonight.
00:44With the £100,000 prize within touching distance.
00:49Are you ready to join me in my little game?
00:52Things are about to get personal.
00:54It's just taking it to another level now.
00:56I need to get up. I need to be left alone.
00:58You're not on your own.
00:59In a divided Britain, which pairs can put their differences aside?
01:04His whole energy is very judgy.
01:09If I didn't need 50 grand, I probably would have left.
01:12And actually get along.
01:15If I win, she wins.
01:16I can uncough and your game's over.
01:18I'm out of here.
01:22Welcome to Handcuffed.
01:33So I'm down to the last five couples in the competition.
01:37Now they've all had the chance to live in each other's world.
01:40I think it's a good time to send them out on the road
01:42to see how they fend for themselves.
01:55I can't be arsed.
01:58I don't think we've got a problem here, do you?
02:00OK, cool.
02:02Do you think we've a problem?
02:03No.
02:03All right, will she want to discuss it again?
02:05No, you're all right, mate.
02:06Come on, don't do the...
02:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:08Because I'm trying to have a conversation with you
02:09and you're doing this thing where you talk over me
02:11and you try and...
02:12Shut up.
02:14Don't grab my hand like that.
02:15Do not grab my hand.
02:23One second, go up.
02:24One sec.
02:26Go up, one sec.
02:27I'm going to get my suitcase on.
02:29I need to go in and f***ing be patient.
02:33With the experiment entering its second week,
02:36things are about to go up a level.
02:38People think that you're maybe my, like, social worker.
02:41Just got me out of prison and, like, taking me on day release.
02:47I'm removing the pairs from the comforts of their homes and families
02:52and sending them away to classic British holiday destinations.
02:58From Great Yarmouth to Skegness.
03:02Each adventure is tailor-made to test their burgeoning friendships.
03:07To win the 100 grand,
03:09they'll have to discover who their partner really is.
03:15After all, the ultimate test of any new relationship
03:19is going on holiday together.
03:24Right, here we are.
03:26Hmm?
03:27We're on a holiday.
03:28Yeah.
03:31I've sent barmaid Tilly and millionaire car collector Anthony
03:34to the Great British Seaside
03:36for some concentrated one-on-one time.
03:39Oh, I never thought of coming to Skegness on holiday.
03:43Nice, isn't it?
03:46We're walking past empty shops.
03:48It ain't that nice.
03:49For someone who usually holidays in the south of France,
03:53it's not a destination businessman Anthony would typically choose.
03:57I hope there's sand.
03:58If we can go on the beach.
04:00Lovely.
04:01I just think, like, as soon as we got off the train,
04:05it was this really big elaborate show.
04:07Oh, this is so fun.
04:08I'm so looking forward to this.
04:10I think, I don't know, it's disingenuous.
04:15Over the seven days they've spent together,
04:17the pair have often struggled to see eye-to-eye on their differences.
04:21If you listen...
04:22Don't keep telling me to listen.
04:24Just not keep telling me to listen.
04:27People that are working cannot afford to live.
04:30Well, where are they all?
04:31They're here.
04:32It's me.
04:36Yeah, it's over there, look.
04:38Feast and Lodge.
04:39I'm hoping a stay in this Hollywood-themed B&B
04:43might just change that.
04:45Oh, lovely to meet you.
04:46Hi.
04:46I'm Tilly.
04:47Thank you for having us.
04:47What's your name?
04:48Tilly.
04:48And I'm Anthony.
04:49Hello, love.
04:50Hello, Anthony.
04:50I'm Lorraine.
04:53This is Neville.
04:54You've got an amazing place here, wow.
04:56You didn't know you was going to meet Elvis.
04:58You're doing all right?
04:59It's been a lot of fun.
05:00The first few days were very hard.
05:02We haven't had it bad.
05:04Hmm.
05:04You both look happy.
05:06We've had a very, very, very good run with it.
05:10It's all chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.
05:12I think it's just a little bit fake, to be honest.
05:16He needs to drop the edge.
05:18Otherwise, I'm going to hang off.
05:20Shall we have a wander to the sea and walk back for supper?
05:23OK.
05:24I like to think I'm a tolerant person.
05:26I've tried to see the best in everybody, but if you're not being genuine, I'll let you
05:31know.
05:32I really will.
05:36There we go.
05:37That's what it's all about.
05:40Happy?
05:41No, not really.
05:42I find that when the cameras are rolling, you act very differently.
05:47Really?
05:48Like, all of a sudden, it becomes like a big show.
05:51I think you say things for the sake of saying things, because you think it's what people
05:57want to hear.
05:57And really and truly, you shouldn't give a fuck what people want to hear.
06:00Like, you should just be yourself.
06:02Well, I am being yourself.
06:03I feel...
06:04Sometimes I feel like you're not, if I'm completely honest.
06:07Right.
06:07Like, really.
06:08I don't think he's shown his true, true self in this entire time that we've been here.
06:14Just be normal, innit?
06:17I just can't be arsed with it.
06:18If I didn't need 50 grand, I probably would have left.
06:22I think you think we've had a really, really easy ride.
06:25I think we have.
06:25Yeah, it's probably been easy, because, like, when you move your hand, I move my hand.
06:30Like, sometimes...
06:31But it's not always vice versa.
06:34Well, sometimes you catch me out.
06:35And I...
06:35Because you move quicker than I.
06:37Yeah, but it's your...
06:39I don't think we've got a problem here, do you?
06:41OK, cool.
06:42Well, you will say on camera, we have that, will you?
06:45Because we haven't.
06:46Come on, don't do...
06:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because I'm trying to have a conversation
06:49with you, and you're doing this thing where you talk over me, and you try and...
06:52Oh, shut up.
06:54Don't grab my hand like that.
06:56Do not grab my hand like that.
06:57I'm not grabbing your hand.
06:58Just explain to me what you're talking about.
07:00No.
07:01And it's just like then, you said, oh, if you think we've got a problem, would you say
07:04that on camera?
07:06I just think it's just some bollocks.
07:08I am talking to you.
07:09Hang on.
07:10I'm not fucking talking to you.
07:11I'm not talking to you.
07:13When things get really, really rough, and she gets upset about things, I get it in the nuts.
07:17She has to learn to just calm down a bit, and of course, if I said that, she'd go up
07:21like a firecracker.
07:23I'm sick of being criticised by Tilly.
07:26I think she's magnificent.
07:28I'm a fucking bitch.
07:30Say it.
07:31But I know I'm being horrible, but, like, at least I'm being honest.
07:48I'm going to take a shower.
07:53All right, one second.
07:54You're just putting me around there.
07:55I'm trying to.
07:56I'm trying to get this one.
07:58I don't know what my water's trying to go on.
08:00I think I'm going to just go and leave this.
08:04I've sent former Reform Party candidate Bob and youth worker Chris on a barging holiday
08:10along the Kennet and Avon Canal, but it's far from plain sailing.
08:20I have a little bit of consideration, mate.
08:22I'm with you.
08:23I'm meant to be working as a team.
08:24Not fucking...
08:25Well, no.
08:25You just jumped up, mate, and done what you needed to do, so I'll be working as a team.
08:32Bob, I've been so considerate to you.
08:34You're unconsiderate, mate.
08:35The whole fucking week's been the Bob show, the Bob show, Bob show.
08:38What do you want?
08:38What do you want?
08:38Oh, I want a shower like this.
08:39I want to do this like this.
08:40I want to do this like this.
08:41I want to do this like that.
08:43It's annoying me.
08:48Since Chris discovered the comments Bob had previously posted online, he's been wondering
08:53if he can carry on.
08:55Former Reform candidate dropped over racist comment.
08:59What's with the terminology of black savages?
09:02It gets to the point where sometimes we can't say anything about anything.
09:08I actually feel very, very awkward being handcuffed to Bob.
09:14I'm starting to realise, even though he's acknowledged what he has said was racist,
09:18it's not enough.
09:19I need to feel that you're sorry.
09:21I need to see within your attentions that you are sorry.
09:24If not, I'm going to take off my handcuffs.
09:27I'm very generous with my conversation and who I am and what I don't hide anything.
09:31I've got nothing to hide.
09:33If Chris still had a problem with what I said, it's familiar territory.
09:44With Bob's statement weighing on Chris's mind, I want to discuss the situation with the pair.
09:52Chris, how are you?
09:53Come on out.
09:53Bob, lovely to see you.
10:00Listen, it's been absolutely a war, and I'm not going to lie to you.
10:03It's been really, really, really tough.
10:05I'm not racist.
10:07If I was racist, I'd be saying something like that every bloody day.
10:10And if you look at my history, I'm 70 years old.
10:12I've said nothing before.
10:13I've said that, and I've said nothing since.
10:15I don't mind people throwing stones at me, but it's a continuous thing.
10:17We don't want to throw stones at you.
10:19What we want to do is see you.
10:20Look, here's the thing.
10:21When I fucked up, when I fucked up a few times, you know,
10:22I eventually learned how to listen to other people and say,
10:26OK, so what should I do?
10:27How do I?
10:28And you do come away at the end of the day, you come away realizing that the only thing that
10:33really matters is how you feel about yourself.
10:38Because, yeah, there are times when you say something, the newspapers will still have a go at you about something.
10:42If you know you've done everything you can to address what you perceive to be a wrong,
10:47if indeed you do accept to be a wrong, then that's it.
10:50You can do no more.
10:51And so therefore you can walk on quite happily.
10:52And, you know, I am disgusted with what I said at that time.
10:56I've been sitting there thinking for the last couple of days, because the public has done it, it needs to
11:00publicly apologize on a public platform.
11:03Do you feel the need to apologize?
11:05Because I'm not saying you should.
11:07I'm not saying you have to.
11:08It's down to you.
11:09Everyone's tied to their own opinion.
11:10I can't apologize to nobody.
11:12No.
11:12Well, you can apologize publicly.
11:14It's not aimed at an individual.
11:16I've done that far too many times in my group.
11:18And that's what I want you to know.
11:20Obviously, we spoke.
11:21I don't want, I'm not here to bash you.
11:22I want, if not, to give you the green pass, you're standing next to me.
11:25Let's do this together.
11:27I'm with you.
11:28Do you know what I mean?
11:28At least I can stand with you and to the rest of the black community.
11:31Know what I have been with him and he's genuine and hints to say, but it's got to come from
11:36you first.
11:37I can't say it for you.
11:49I don't suppose you have any marmalade, do you?
11:51I do.
11:52Could we possibly have a bit of salt and pepper?
11:54Salt and pepper, darling.
11:55Is that right?
11:55That's fabulous.
11:57To show.
11:59I've sent the remaining pairs on holiday to test their relationships as they compete to win that £100,000.
12:07Afternoon.
12:09Two weeks ago, none of them had ever even met.
12:13Sorry.
12:15Living in each other's pockets 24 hours a day, the pairs are now beginning to reveal their true selves.
12:31But you've never had anyone handcuffed in your car before, have you?
12:34No, first time.
12:35First time.
12:38In Hampshire, traditional wife Charlie and porn star Rob are still getting acquainted.
12:46So how do you know each other?
12:47We don't.
12:48We don't?
12:48We've never met one another.
12:50Complete strangers.
12:51Just been like chucked in the deep end, you know what I mean?
12:54We started to drown in the first couple of days.
12:56We're starting to learn how to swim now.
12:59Where the hell are we?
13:01I've got to know Rob a little bit better, but I am still handcuffed to a complete and utter stranger.
13:08So it's going to be odd going to a totally new environment.
13:14It's absolutely beautiful, isn't it?
13:17I think it is.
13:18They'll be camping on a remote farm stay with only animals for company.
13:24So, yeah, we had pears in the field.
13:26We've got the kites, the alpacas, partridges and pheasants.
13:31Bears.
13:33Oh, you.
13:37Hey, oh, you just spat at him.
13:39You stopped me.
13:40Oh, you dirty bastard.
13:42Don't you dare spit at me again.
13:45So you've got horses?
13:46Yeah.
13:47Yeah.
13:51With phones off-limits, homemaker Charlie has no way of contacting her nearest and dearest.
13:57Right.
13:58I'm finding it quite tough being here without my family.
14:04I love being a mother and I love being a wife.
14:07And I think communication is key.
14:10We always sit down and chat together at the end of the day.
14:13It's something that I'm really, really passionate about.
14:16Oh, look, Strachan.
14:18Oh, look at that.
14:20I've never done this before.
14:22Every time I've got a new challenge, I'm learning something new about life.
14:29This is our first holiday together, Charlie.
14:32Me, you and the wilderness.
14:37I don't think I can do this.
14:42The isolation proves too much for Charlie.
14:45We have to stay positive.
14:48I have no contact with family, with anybody.
14:55It's horrid.
14:57If I talk about it or think about it too much, I'll cry.
14:59So I'm not going to go there.
15:03I just want to walk away.
15:16Can you get those little twigs on top of it?
15:18Yeah.
15:20Oh, eyes.
15:23Also in Hampshire, Green Councilor Frank and GB News commentator Lynn are settling in for a night together, alone.
15:31It's hilarious that we're in this conversation.
15:33This is what's happening.
15:34I didn't know you a week ago.
15:36I've sent the couple to experience a slice of Britain's great history, camping in an ancient Saxon settlement.
15:43You're into community.
15:45We've got to be a community between the two of us.
15:47Two of us, yeah.
15:48So we're going to get that cow hide, goat hide.
15:50We're going to lay that out.
15:51We're going to make it comfortable.
15:54I don't like all the hair on it, to be honest.
15:56Yeah, but there's no time for that vegan shit now, Frank.
15:59I'm so sorry.
16:00So far, the pair's political differences have frequently got in the way of their relationship.
16:04They've struggled to find any common ground.
16:08What are we going to do?
16:09I'm not a politician.
16:10So you don't have the answers?
16:11Neither do you.
16:12Guess what?
16:13I don't give a shit about your green policy.
16:15We've just got to give up.
16:15There isn't a way forward.
16:18We've argued, like, I wouldn't even argue to, you know, my family.
16:23It's amazing, they get moments of hope, and then I feel that it comes back to being,
16:26I think this and you think that.
16:28Oh, my jeezus.
16:32Would you have said years ago to the Saxons, you know, don't kill animals?
16:37The Saxons had no choice.
16:39But people were better when they killed animals.
16:41What?
16:42What?
16:42I'm just asking.
16:43That's just like GB News obfuscation of...
16:45It's got nothing to do with GB News.
16:48Lynn.
16:49Lynn.
16:50This situation is about as challenging enough as it is.
16:52The last thing we want to be doing is squabbling about politics.
16:55Okay, forget the politics.
16:57Let's fuck off politics.
16:58Yeah, let's do it.
17:01We've come, you know, this far in this challenge, and we've given each other, you know, the worst
17:07of ourselves.
17:09What we need much more of is teamwork.
17:12Just because the only hope we've got right now is each other.
17:23Oh, those spiders are getting in there.
17:28On their farm stay, homemaker Charlie and porn star Rob are turning in for the night.
17:34Being at my house and being at your house seems like a distant memory now.
17:39Since arriving at their remote campsite, homesick Charlie's debated uncuffing and returning
17:45to her family.
17:46Like, this is the longest I've ever not spoken to the children.
17:51They're really mad at me.
17:54They're okay.
17:55They're definitely okay.
17:57Don't worry about it.
17:59They're only mad still going to be there when you get back.
18:02If we give up now, I reckon they'll go, what the fuck did you quit for?
18:06Yeah.
18:08At the end of the day, all I can do is support her and try and make her, you know,
18:12feel comfortable
18:12along the way.
18:14And that's what I've been doing from the start.
18:17I think without my support and motivation, I don't think Charlie would still be in this
18:21now.
18:23We're nearly fucking there.
18:24I don't think we'd ever thought we'd both get to where we are now, do we?
18:29You know, you're fine.
18:32I want to make them proud.
18:36He's really good at calming me down.
18:40I've always shown my family to dig deep and carry on, even when the going gets really
18:46tough.
18:46So I really hope that I make them seriously proud by continuing to be, you know, here,
18:53handcuffed to Rob in this crazy, crazy journey.
19:10This is the perfect way to cook potato, barbecue style.
19:19At the ancient Saxon encampment, GB News commentator Lynn and Green councillor Frank's truce is
19:25underway.
19:26That's quite good, actually, yeah.
19:28This is what my life has come to, stabbing a potato with a stick.
19:32Crack open that olive oil, please.
19:35Salt in my hands.
19:36Yeah.
19:37Yeah.
19:39Brilliant.
19:40That's excellent.
19:41Look at us go.
19:43I do think that Frank and I are bonding a little bit better.
19:48Oh, this is...
19:49Oh, hell yeah.
19:50Not wrong with that.
19:51Not wrong with that.
19:52Get this one cracked open.
19:53Come on.
19:54Oh, sorry.
19:55It looks so fluffy, you know.
19:57That is banging, honestly.
19:59You know what?
20:00Given the circumstances, I think we've done pretty well.
20:02We have.
20:03Thrown in at the deep end, we've got roasted vegetable and hummus jacket potatoes.
20:07Nothing can stop us.
20:09It's forcing us to appreciate each other, and I'm really happy about that.
20:13I'm really, really happy about that.
20:15Look at that.
20:16We are such a team.
20:18And maybe I've been quite stubborn.
20:21I won't ever roll back on my principles, but I don't need to roll back on them to be a
20:27friend of Lynn's.
20:30I've probably got habits that are annoying.
20:32I know that I can talk a lot.
20:35Very stubborn.
20:36But the core principle of everything I stand for is making sure that I'm living a life
20:41that I'm proud of and encouraging others to do the same.
20:44Politics isn't something that I take lightly.
20:46I've given up everything for this.
20:49Are you good?
20:50I'm good, yeah.
20:51Really take me out on a date now.
20:52Look at this.
20:53This is an outfit.
20:54It ain't sexy, is it?
20:55At all.
20:57There's not been anything sexy about any of this.
21:00I think we're in enough layers that we'll be repelled for each other.
21:05Ready?
21:06Mm-hmm.
21:07We're definitely more familiar with each other, and I think secretly he's starting to get
21:11a bit of a soft spot for me.
21:14We haven't talked about politics at all.
21:16We've got on the best we've ever been.
21:18And I think that just shows, actually, when you really need each other, you just put it
21:23all to one side.
21:24Night, Frank.
21:25Well done today.
21:26You've been great.
21:27Yeah, teamwork, though.
21:28We have smashed it, right?
21:29Come on.
21:46On a canal somewhere near Bristol, former Reform Party candidate Bob and youth worker Chris.
21:55Since I met with the pair, Bob's been weighing up whether to make a public apology for his
22:00online comments.
22:04People just want to sincerely see, like, you know what?
22:06This guy understands.
22:08That's it.
22:08It's something that I regret saying, and I can recognise the hurt I've caused, and I can
22:15certainly show it won't happen again.
22:18People want to see that upsetness, that you do feel upset.
22:23I want to sincerely apologise, not just to you, but to the ethnic minorities in this country.
22:29I'm not a Shakespeare with words, but I want to kick the message over, and to post it all
22:33over, like, social media.
22:35Good on you, Bob, man.
22:36Seriously.
22:36It takes a strong man to do what you're doing.
22:38Seriously.
22:38Yeah?
22:39Thank you very much.
22:39Yeah.
22:42Just breathe.
22:43Take your time, Bob.
22:44It's just a few words.
22:46Yeah?
22:48My name is Bob Lamas, and 18 months ago I said that black people should get off their
22:54lazy arses, go and get a job, and stop acting like savages.
22:59I can't change what I said.
23:01I can only apologise for saying it.
23:04I vehemently apologise for using those words.
23:08I made a bloody big mistake, and I'm bloody sorry that I did.
23:11So I want to apologise to anybody that is affected.
23:25Nice day for it, Captain.
23:27Nice day.
23:28When he'd done that apology, it did blow me away.
23:31It's really powerful, you know, and I'm even feeling a little bit teary now.
23:37I genuinely believe he understands that he's made a mistake, and I'm more than happy, if
23:42we are the winners, to raise our hands to get Rob, because I know he's not a racist.
23:47Later on, we'll splice the main brace, shall we?
23:50All these terminologies, Bob, I don't understand what you're saying.
23:52It means get the rum out and open the bottle, that's what it means.
23:56Chris has taught me to be open-minded, and he's helped me to move on from an extremely bad scenario
24:02in my life.
24:04So, this is the start of a beautiful friendship.
24:11All aboard!
24:13That's train start.
24:15Oh, OK.
24:27Oh, gosh, that was beautiful, comfy, and lovely, wasn't it?
24:31No, it was horrible.
24:32It was freezing, and it even started fucking raining.
24:35I've sent the remaining pairs on holiday, but they're not there to relax.
24:41From now on, they'll have to earn their keep.
24:44That's a lot to take, and fuck this.
24:47By doing shifts of hard graft.
24:50I'm hoping that working side by side...
24:53When I finish, can I bring my car down here?
24:56...will push the couples closer together.
24:59Puperscope, that bit of shit up.
25:00Is donkey shit as good for roses as horse shit?
25:13It's got a bit of sunshine out there.
25:17At the Saxon encampment, the political truce agreed by GB news commentator Lynn and left-wing politician Frank still stands,
25:25for now.
25:26We're channelling positive energy.
25:29Today, I've arranged for the pair to put in a shift on the camp's allotment.
25:38We're weeding, essentially.
25:40I don't mind a bit gardening, you know.
25:42I don't like gardening at all.
25:44You like eating.
25:46Yes, but that's why there's farmers that do that for me.
25:49What would you prefer to be doing?
25:50Real jobs.
25:52You know, looking at mortgages.
25:54Yeah, banking's way more important than putting food on the table.
25:58Greeny people, their banter's just bottom of the barrel, really.
26:01It'd be funny if we went around abusing people, wouldn't it?
26:04I like reform and conservative.
26:05I thought we were going to leave politics at the door.
26:08You can't help it, can you?
26:10His whole energy is very judgy.
26:15He minimises what I do for a living.
26:18I'm not, you know, this villain obsessed with money.
26:21I don't have to feel judged about my life because he doesn't get it.
26:26You're inexperienced when it comes to the economic side of things that people deal with on a day-to-day
26:32basis.
26:32We're just doing a bit of gardening here.
26:35I'm just saying.
26:37What are you berating me for?
26:39I don't understand why she decided to bring this up now and to create this division between us.
26:44It's like she's poking and prodding at me.
26:46It's almost like she wants me to uncuff.
26:48You said...
26:49Your tone. Your tone.
26:50You said...
26:51Your tone is not helpful for a conversation.
26:54I was just highlighting a point.
26:55I think you're being a bit, you know, you're taking it a bit personal.
26:58You've just been spending the whole time saying,
27:00I'm not experienced, I should be in your world, in the real world.
27:03I just like faffing around in the garden and...
27:06Why do you make things up?
27:07I'm stopping this conversation.
27:10And sometimes I get a glimmer of this human being
27:13and then all of a sudden this wall goes back up.
27:15We're back to square one again.
27:17There's a £100,000 up for grabs.
27:19If I win, she wins.
27:20And I don't feel at this moment she deserves to win.
27:24I don't think Lynn's done anything to find common ground with me.
27:27I'm so annoyed.
27:29Can't express it.
27:31You can have a shit day.
27:32You can moan.
27:33Don't come for me.
27:35Honestly speaking, right now I'm the closest to uncuffing that I've ever been.
27:38This is it.
27:39If I leave.
27:40Your game's over.
27:41Okay, that's for both of us.
27:43I know it is.
27:44And I'm saying to you, if that happens again...
27:47I'm out of here.
28:00The colours are rather nice.
28:02Some wonderful colours around.
28:04Hi.
28:05Right.
28:06Here we are.
28:07Tell us what to do.
28:10It's fun for all the family.
28:12Come and try it.
28:13Great games to play.
28:15Great prizes to...
28:16In Skeg Ness, after accusing classic car collector Anthony of not being genuine, barmaid Tilly is considering uncuffing.
28:24What would you like to have?
28:26Shall we have an orange fish?
28:28No, you're all right, mate.
28:30I do think mine and Anthony's relationship is quite fractured.
28:34What fun.
28:35This whole act that Anthony is putting on, that they think is fantastic, it's all fake.
28:43Like, I just can't bear it.
28:46Five pounds!
28:48Or two for a tenner!
28:51Today, I've arranged a work shift for the duo, doling out good old-fashioned seaside fun.
28:56Off you go.
28:57There we go.
29:00Giving donkey rides on the beach.
29:02Are we all having fun?
29:05Great!
29:07Tilly, are we having fun?
29:09I'm always having fun.
29:10Of course.
29:11It's a lovely day, I mean, who couldn't enjoy this?
29:14It's fantastic.
29:16I'll get you the muck fork out.
29:18Just got to clear that muck off.
29:19Yeah, brilliant.
29:20It would be my pleasure to do that.
29:23How lovely.
29:27Then shall we start shoveling shit?
29:30I am a professional.
29:33Tilly is a complete open book to everybody.
29:36She tends to wear her heart on the sleeve, and I don't.
29:40I had a very traditional Victorian upbringing where you didn't share.
29:44You didn't share your emotions.
29:46It was a display of weakness.
29:49Shake the sand out.
29:50We're not taking sand home.
29:52I do, like, one lump of shit at a time.
29:55We'll pick it up by hand.
29:56It's only recycled grass.
29:58What the fuck?
30:01Sometimes I think I hold things closer to my chest than I perhaps should,
30:06which comes over as me being disingenuous with who I am.
30:09That's not the case at all.
30:12Oh, there's a load here.
30:14Loads here, yeah.
30:15Loads of it.
30:17But she's a powerful young lady, and she's done an awful lot to try and break those barriers down for
30:23me.
30:24I'd be a fool not to learn from her.
30:35I grew up in Weymouth, so I love the sea.
30:40I don't like it.
30:43In the wilds of Great Yarmouth, another pair grappling with their differences.
30:48Let's get some shade.
30:50It's hot.
30:52Let's just take a minute to appreciate the song.
30:56I've sent eco-warrior Morag and petrohead Angie on a back-to-basics sea-sai-jung
31:02to see if they can find common ground.
31:04I love it.
31:05In between your toes is, like, the best feeling.
31:09We've had different lives, but she rarely asks me about my experiences.
31:16My mum used to say,
31:17You're not better than anybody, and nobody's better than you.
31:20I think we're here just to experience different things.
31:24We lead our lives very differently.
31:26My life and my lifestyle, I'm very regimented, and I work to a fast-paced,
31:33whereas Morag is a lot slower.
31:35Bless her, she's in her own little world.
31:38For luxury-loving salon owner Angie, this no-frills holiday destination is a long way from the comforts of her
31:45home life.
31:46Generally, we go Cyprus, the sea, and the water is just crystal clear.
31:52Woo!
31:54I'm unapologetic about things that I like.
31:57I love cars.
31:58I love having my lips done.
32:01I love having Botox.
32:02I'm really happy when I'm chewing on a steak.
32:05I'm fucking hungry.
32:07I'm not...
32:08I need to eat before I get cranky.
32:11Also, I am regimented.
32:13I don't like disruption to my routine.
32:15So if we're going on holiday, for example,
32:18and all of a sudden it's not about how I do things on a daily basis,
32:22I'm like, whoa, this flips me overboard.
32:27Here we are, supermarket.
32:29What do you mean?
32:30You'll be all right.
32:31I don't know.
32:32Are you having a laugh?
32:35Forced to rely on the local corner shop,
32:37there aren't many options for Mike and Angie's supper.
32:41Do you have any refrigerated Coca-Cola?
32:43Not Coca-Cola.
32:45Wow.
32:53Baked beans?
32:55You eat baked beans.
32:56I don't want anything.
32:57Do you eat something like macaroni, cheese?
32:59No.
33:00No, it's just too much effort.
33:02You've got to eat something.
33:04I want anything.
33:05I literally don't want anything.
33:06You don't want anything.
33:07I'm done with shit food.
33:10She has a very limited palate,
33:13and it's so restricting.
33:15It's not, you know,
33:17a lovely organic whole food shop
33:19that I would love,
33:21but I've got food.
33:24It's vegan.
33:25It's dire.
33:27It isn't going to kill me.
33:28Bye.
33:29Bye.
33:34I need to get out.
33:35I need to be left alone.
33:38The lack of finer foods proves too much for Angie.
33:43I signed up to be handcuffed,
33:45not fucking Hunger Games.
33:47It's a fucking piss steak.
33:51I just want a proper meal.
33:53I just want a proper meal.
33:55I'm not going to get that in there.
34:00You're not on your own.
34:01I know.
34:01I know.
34:03Do you want to hug?
34:05Not yet, babe.
34:09One's here waiting.
34:12OK, thank you.
34:15I think I'm quite resilient.
34:18You know, I've looked after my mother with dementia.
34:21You know, I nursed my late husband with cancer.
34:24Those things were hard.
34:25So I probably have more personal resources
34:29than a lot of people.
34:31Oh, look at that.
34:33I am taking a role.
34:36But if it gets us through, I'll carry on.
34:39It's a wee thing.
34:41It just, it's not about me and her.
34:45It's about us together.
34:47It's very different to any other situation.
34:49It's a wee thing.
35:03See?
35:06Let's have a look at this.
35:07Oh, this looks incredible.
35:09Brioche toast, though.
35:11With an egg.
35:13From the pen.
35:16Last night, homesick Charlie
35:17was on the verge of uncuffing.
35:20You good?
35:21Mm.
35:22This morning, things are looking a little rosier.
35:26We've survived another night.
35:29I think that's a great achievement, actually.
35:31Yeah.
35:31That's why we're wearing our raised tinted glasses.
35:36With their tasks on the farm already complete,
35:39all that's left to do is enjoy the wilderness.
35:44I might actually sit here and farm my nails.
35:48It's so beautiful.
35:52My children would really love this.
35:56Right.
35:57And just appreciating the simple things in life.
36:02It's just good to clear your head,
36:04especially for mental health.
36:06You know, I've not had my phone now for eight days, pretty much.
36:10I feel like I'm a changed man.
36:12My head is just so much better now.
36:15My anxiety's dropping.
36:17This is quite a prying question.
36:20What is it about what you do that causes anxiety?
36:26The pressure of trying to run the business.
36:28They're constantly trying to chase that success.
36:30I have to provide and look after my family.
36:32You put a lot of pressure on yourself.
36:33I put a lot of pressure on myself.
36:35I was scared of, like,
36:36what about if it all just hits up and it just fails?
36:40Growing up, my dad ended up going bankrupt.
36:43He was in debt, massive debt.
36:45We ended up in hostels.
36:46My mum had to work three, four jobs
36:48just to put food on the table for us, you know what I mean?
36:50So that's why I'm working all the time,
36:52for that financial freedom.
36:55I like how you put your family first amongst anything.
37:00I need to find that balance.
37:03You know, you make choices.
37:04I've made choices to make our life what it is.
37:07Is money the most important thing
37:09or is being happy and getting the right balance?
37:13Money is in everything.
37:14Yeah, exactly.
37:22Fresh?
37:24At the start of this shit, I thought, yeah,
37:26I'm the strong one.
37:27But she's the, uh, she's the strong one.
37:32She don't know how strong she actually is.
37:36She's like that sister I've ever had.
37:37And she's taught me a lot of things as well.
37:40I always try and put work first
37:41when I should really put family first.
37:45Not paying attention to things that really matter around me.
37:49I've just realised I've got a loving family.
37:53I don't need anything else to do.
37:57And I've got Charlie to thank for that, man.
38:00I've never met this fucking woman before.
38:04She's actually really fucking helped me.
38:21What the hell are we doing here?
38:23I don't know.
38:25Following the end of their truce,
38:27GB News commentator Lin and Green Party councillor Frank
38:30remain on the verge of uncuffing.
38:32With the end of the competition in sight,
38:36I'm taking action.
38:38As a last challenge before the grand final,
38:41I'm going to be locking each pair alone in a room for 24 hours.
38:47I'm hoping that for Lin and Frank,
38:49with zero distractions,
38:51the total isolation means
38:52they can decide their future in the competition once and for all.
38:57We have to find a way to get through this together.
39:02And I am never going to agree with you.
39:04That's fine.
39:05Move on.
39:06I'm telling you to move on.
39:07You can talk about all these,
39:09what if this,
39:10what if that hypothetical that.
39:11But you keep on talking about it.
39:12You said move on,
39:13so I've moved on,
39:14but you want to have the last word.
39:15Yeah, I do want...
39:16No, let's both move on.
39:17No, that's not fair.
39:18No, but can I just say...
39:19No, it's not fair, Frank.
39:20You just told me to move on.
39:21I've moved on.
39:22Fine.
39:22Done.
39:23So we can talk about other things?
39:25Not for a bit, we can't.
39:26That's fine.
39:32This is a battle of opinions and minds,
39:36but I think out of the two of us,
39:38I'm a little bit more emotionally strong and resilient,
39:41so there's nothing that would make me uncough.
39:44We have to promise not to pick her.
39:47Our experience is,
39:48as soon as we stop talking about politics,
39:51we get on.
39:52Yeah.
39:52Don't we?
39:53If I think back to the day we first met and to now,
39:56I even feel like you look like a different person.
39:59What, did I look like a bitch at first?
40:01You were cold.
40:02It's taken me a while to realise, like,
40:04actually, you're bubbly, you're energetic,
40:07you're outgoing, you're funny,
40:09you sing, you dance, you laugh.
40:11You're more than what you present yourself as initially.
40:14I could tell we, like,
40:17you probably hadn't met someone like me or whatever
40:19when I thought,
40:21I want to be comfortable with you as soon as possible,
40:23so I got my Vaseline and I shoved it in your pocket,
40:24and you were like, hang on a minute.
40:26That's a bit, like, intrusive, that's a bit rude,
40:28but that was my way of being, like,
40:29we're pals now.
40:32Funnily enough,
40:33being in an empty, quiet room
40:36without any other interaction
40:37has been the moment probably where we've come the closest,
40:41and I hope that this is a real springboard moment
40:43for us to actually be a team.
40:44I feel we have a real deep friendship,
40:48despite also butting heads constantly.
40:51I think we both now know that we're not uncuffing.
40:54Yeah, we're going to prove that we can get through this together.
40:57I do value you in a really strange way of thinking,
41:00like, we disagree, but we agree.
41:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:03And I hate you, but I love you.
41:22Guys, all drinks are on the house tonight.
41:31At Anthony and Tilly's B&B in Skegness,
41:34it's karaoke night.
41:36It's squeezed behind here, isn't it?
41:38And the pair are working a shift behind the bar.
41:41With plenty of thirsty locals,
41:43well-mannered Anthony decides
41:44it's the perfect opportunity to prove himself.
41:48Oi, can I drink, please?
41:49If you don't call me, or you can have whatever you like.
41:52I don't know your name, though.
41:53Tilly.
41:53Tilly, can I have a pint, please?
41:55Yes, sir.
41:57Though Anthony's pint-pulling still needs some work.
42:01Tilly, you don't need him.
42:03You can manage your life.
42:06There is no way of getting this in here
42:09because the staff are shit.
42:13Look, how you are?
42:15This is horrific.
42:17The old get-you 75
42:18is just basically appallingly rude.
42:21It's terrifying to me.
42:23Sometimes that's what bar work is, though.
42:27Oh, my God!
42:29Right, back to it.
42:32And you're having?
42:34I'm having a gold sniss, please,
42:35when you get out of the way.
42:36Some comedians in here tonight, my dear.
42:39Trouble is, we have to be attached,
42:41so you like it or lump it, I'm afraid.
42:43That's a spivit.
42:46What are you having, up there?
42:47Can I have it? Who's camping?
42:48Yep.
42:49So where's your local haunt, madam?
42:51To be fair,
42:52they have three markers, sweethearts, good news.
42:55I see.
42:56Have you some affliction,
42:57or are you just uncomfortable in your suit?
42:59I'd just like to move.
43:01You've got that up to a fine art, my dear.
43:03Thank you, sir.
43:04There we go.
43:05Oh, £1 for the change.
43:08You might leave that, yeah.
43:10I don't think she fancies out, really.
43:11I think she fancies me.
43:12Of course.
43:15You've got the same as me!
43:17Well, not quite,
43:17because we're attached and you're not.
43:19Let me sit with you, young.
43:21No, you can't touch her.
43:23Out of bounds, my love.
43:24There's your drink.
43:25Enjoy it.
43:26You're very good health.
43:28There's your truncheon.
43:29What can I get you, sir?
43:30A pint of inches, sir.
43:31Sorry.
43:32A pint of inches, sir.
43:33I'll be there to see a ward off predatory lesbians.
43:36And he's uniform.
43:39Traumatised by a leather-clad lesbian and scavenous.
43:42Fucking hell.
43:47It's feeding time at the freak house.
43:51Who's this new bitchy Anthony?
43:53The fake smile's gone, and I actually prefer it.
43:56He's brutally honest.
43:57I feel like he's been his actual self.
43:59Oh, God almighty.
44:01Oh, dear God.
44:03I'd rather go and talk to the donkey.
44:10Shift complete.
44:12Tilly and Anthony take a well-deserved break.
44:16Baby, when I met you, there was peace I know.
44:20I set out to get you with a fine-toothed coat.
44:25I was stopped inside.
44:27There was something going on.
44:31Islands in the street.
44:34That is what we are.
44:36No one in between.
44:39How can we be wrong?
44:41Sail away with me.
44:43To another world.
44:46And we rely on children.
44:49From one love.
44:52Today's been quite special to me.
44:54I feel like it's a bit of a turning point.
44:56I feel like I've got, like, you.
44:58Do you know what I mean?
44:59Like, I just loved it.
45:00You saw probably the real me tonight.
45:03You handled today really well.
45:06I'm really proud of you, actually.
45:09Thank you for that.
45:10I think I've, I've.
45:11Then we're at peace.
45:12I think the pennies dropped.
45:13Has the penny dropped?
45:14Yeah, the pennies dropped.
45:15I think I really, like, understood you today.
45:17It's real, though, isn't it?
45:18Yeah, I know.
45:19I love it.
45:19Fucking hell.
45:29Oh, my Christ.
45:30Are you ready to join me and my little gang?
45:33Be careful to our support.
45:35You have been living shackled together.
45:37Now it's time to face each other alone.
45:40This is where they start messing with our heads, isn't it?
45:42Mm-hmm.
45:44They've locked us in.
45:45No, no, no, no, no.
45:46You look down on people.
45:48Would you rather?
45:50You said Vladimir Putin.
45:52That's correct.
45:53Oh, God.
45:53We're going to dock now and let you begin the race.
45:59I feel like I'm in Alice in Wonderland.
46:20I feel like I'm in Once in Wonderland.
46:23Life is in Wonderland.
46:28Have you ever been born in Wonderland?
46:29You
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