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00:05junior yeah come here i'm only gay i don't care come here
00:15what excuse me i mean yes sir no that's more like it okay hey what do you think your brother
00:22will want for his birthday i don't know dad he's a square junior do not call your brother a square
00:29now you gotta have some idea about what he wants i don't know he probably wants something stupid
00:34like a book a book is not stupid okay what kind of book do you think he will want
00:41i don't know whatever but nerds like you are no help
00:48hey miranda oh good good good yeah no i'm here wait why won't you just come up
00:57no no no it's fine i promise laura's not even here
01:01okay cool bye i hope laura don't come up here and catch your baby mama in here
01:08you know you talk too much hey i'm just saying i'm trying to help you out yeah well stay out
01:13of
01:13grown folks business thank you fine don't listen to me what do i know you know you are really too
01:19grown sometimes hey can i go finish my game everybody's waiting for me online yeah go ahead
01:32come on baby hey hey hey dad hey son how was your day it was good i'm glad to hear
01:40it so tell your
01:43dad about your english class i won the essay contest whoa good job christian he did so good
01:50that mrs garan is sending his essay to the state competition whoa christian your dad is super proud
01:56of you thanks dad hey uh what do you think he wants for his birthday well he's not gonna get
02:05it
02:05why what does he want he wants that new z phone 27x hell no what is that thing like a
02:11thousand dollars
02:11no sixteen hundred yeah way too expensive exactly and in my opinion it's just not appropriate for a
02:18kid his age what do some of the kids at them well he says that they do but when i
02:23talked to all the
02:24parents all of the parents agreed with me you know it's it's entirely too expensive and especially
02:29in this craziness of this world yeah you're right with all the internet access that thing has way too
02:35much nope what else are you thinking about i don't know all right hey junior what you need oh i
02:42left my
02:42other controller christian wants to play hey junior hey mom and Miranda hey all right so maybe
02:49uh... Calvin i...
02:56Miranda
03:02um hey Laura Laura Miranda just dropped off christian and i asked her to come up because we need to
03:08plan
03:08his birthday party yeah okay it's fine don't let me interrupt no no no you're not interrupting i was just
03:15leaving um miranda uh christian's birthday is this saturday right yes it's saturday got it you good
03:22babe yeah i'm fine calvin
03:28i told your ass that i shouldn't come up here hey i told him too
03:35hey don't get mad at me i was trying to help y'all out
03:39it's entirely too grown for your own good that's what i'm saying
03:43calvin no hey listen you need to go fix it okay though i thought you two buried the hatchet hell
03:51no
03:52we just play nice for the kids sake so you need to go make up now i'm sorry
03:59you owe me
04:08so you two finished whispering oh no we weren't whispering look babe are you okay with miranda
04:14being up here you already know how i feel about that calvin we discussed this
04:17yes but baby i was not trying to disrespect you we just needed to plan christian's birthday party
04:23fine calvin
04:25fine speaking of which um
04:29we're hosting the party at my mom's
04:33somehow i knew this was coming i knew it so
04:39so what calvin are you gonna come i don't know
04:45come on laura you know christian would be crushed if you didn't come to his birthday
04:49how does miranda feel about me coming how does your mom feel about me coming miranda and my mom
04:54want you there hmm i don't know what about janine and jasmine laura everybody wants you there
05:02really so what caused this big change big change yeah just a few weeks back everybody was telling me
05:10to take my narrow last sound are you still on that laura i thought you and my mom spoke
05:18you know what i'll let it go i'll let it go for the sake of christian so you'll come
05:28i will go calvin oh thank you baby
05:32but i'm only going because i love your son
05:35okay i know and and i appreciate that and he loves you right back yeah
05:44okay
05:54hey what time is christian's birthday party tomorrow um it's early one o'clock hayden and jayden can't
06:01stop talking about it i bet you they can so what are we supposed to do for it well jazzy
06:07is going
06:07to help decorate and you and i are responsible for balloons and party favors oh i'm going we supposed
06:12to get that i will pick them up in the morning i got you hey what's going on y'all
06:21hey dad you know
06:22what every time i go out it's somebody that stops me and says hey tell your dad we appreciate him
06:28that's nice yeah people have been real nice you deserve it thank you thank you you know
06:37who would have thought just a few years ago people were really trying to crucify me yeah but you
06:44weathered the storm dad you just so happens to be another storm another storm yeah i'll get it
06:59up hey miss glow hey chief pain how are you i've been better oh by the way sorry about that
07:06shooting
07:07downtown yeah you did a fine job thank you thank you so uh what can we do for you uh
07:14did y'all get
07:16some more campaign flyers from that witch mrs wellington no i i haven't seen it um actually we did
07:24miss glow we did yeah let me see let me see that that's not funny did she really put my
07:33my mugshot on
07:36this flyer yeah i'm afraid so miss glow that witch
07:45thank you jazzy oh calvin yeah is laura coming in calvin please tell me you told her to come i
07:55did
07:57and well she's still in her feelings about y'all little beef so calvin she is not coming to support
08:03christian well she said she's gonna come okay i hope she does this is about a little boy this is
08:09not
08:09about her i told her that okay well let's keep this party going please because curtis already wants to
08:17kill me all right christian baby come in here while your friends are eating their cake you can open some
08:22presents i love presents oh wait open mine first excuse me run yeah you don't like it okay here we
08:30go here you go yep come on what do you say christian appreciate you jazzy yeah yeah open it open
08:38it
08:40oh cool wow i wanted this i know we weren't just talking about that game now let that be incentive
08:46to
08:47keep your grades up no video games until your homework's done right listen to your daddy okay
08:55okay hey everybody hey hello laura hey handsome look at you happy birthday thank you
09:05laura i was just asking about you oh i am so sorry i'm so late the girl who does my
09:10hair she's the
09:11worst with time well it is beautiful thank you it looks gorgeous hey babe hey baby yeah okay well we
09:21were um just opening gifts oh perfect can you open mine next okay cool yay it's a big bag mm
09:30-hmm it does
09:31i know i know wow wow yeah no way hey the new z-phone 27x mama laura i love you
09:41this is the best
09:42gift ever oh baby i love you too a z-phone 27x
09:52oh baby no no no no no no no no can i have you mom baby we have discussed this
10:00no you cannot keep
10:01this gift tell miss laura thank you but no baby what's wrong look miranda and i don't think he's ready
10:10for a cell phone laura what do you mean all the kids have cell phones these days okay not this
10:15kid
10:17but it's my gift to him okay but laura he can't have this gift oh okay okay okay look cell
10:27phones
10:28are a very sticky situation for parents yeah it really is hayden and jaden wanted one oh me and cj
10:35were
10:36like i remember that it was a whole thing it was a whole thing yeah girl um right yeah i
10:45get it
10:47it's just that um we discussed this whole co-parenting thing miranda i mean you came to my house you
10:54you
10:54you sat at my table so we can you know work on this co-parenting thing together like that's what
10:59we
10:59discussed okay laura yes and we should have discussed a sixteen hundred dollar phone for a child
11:08before now and yes we are somewhat co-parenting somewhat okay laura yes you do spend a lot of time
11:19with my son but okay and so as a co-parent to you i i i mean i just want
11:29to give him a phone laura christian's
11:31just absolutely too young for that expensive phone now come on let's open other gifts yeah i'm i'm sorry
11:39christian give that back to mama laura
11:49calvin are you kidding me right now lord stop it no calvin you stop it look are you really
11:54gonna make a scene in front of my family i'm not making a scene i'm just trying to give christian
11:58his gift we'll talk about it later christian baby i'm so sorry i love you
12:11happy birthday okay mama laura loves you all right okay you leaving yeah i'm sorry i gotta go but uh
12:21i promise you we're gonna celebrate your birthday another day okay i promise okay okay wait are you
12:28really about to leave yeah i think i should go listen laura you don't have to go laura i i
12:35really
12:36think christian would like for you to stay yeah christian would but you want me to go right myself okay
12:42wait who said that nope nobody said that everybody wants you to stay so we can celebrate christian
12:47together laura yeah laura stop please calvin you're supposed to be supporting me right now when
12:53you're acting like this acting like what
13:02that yes i'm sorry i'm sorry for causing a scene at your family affair
13:19what just happened your fiancee just happened
13:26miss ella i am so mad is christian okay he'll be okay it don't make it okay
13:34she hurt that boy's feelings did you see his face of course i saw his face okay should i have
13:41waited
13:41i just didn't want him to get so excited about a phone that he couldn't keep was i wrong should
13:46no you no you wasn't wrong no she should have asked you if you were okay with christian having
13:51a phone why are you supposed to wait that is definitely a gift you ask a parent about beforehand
13:55all of this craziness on the internet no christian is too young for a phone
14:02she act like she don't even have the sense god gave her she got you good and mad didn't she
14:08oh great birthday party ladies the twins had a ball
14:13thank you thank you and thank you mr pain and miss ella for letting us host the party here you
14:19make
14:19christian feel very special oh that's my boy have you seen these what who is that your friend glow
14:28that is glow a mug shot yep they're all over the neighborhood
14:36who who else the wellington lady oh no this campaign is getting ugly yeah and everybody's
14:46talking about it i thought after the barbecue you know glow was going to be a sure win
14:49mm-mm this wellington lady is playing dirty yeah oh hey glow hey glow i like your hair natural like
14:58this
14:59i see you've heard okay what is the mug shot for glow that was years ago i i wrote a
15:09bad check
15:10did you do time no no i had to go through this county program about how to manage your finances
15:18oh i guess this kills my campaign oh no no it doesn't i don't know malik glow people are asking
15:26what you did look just like you weathered the storm of those first bad flyers you could weather this storm
15:32too you know what how about you let me manage your campaign i don't have any money to pay you
15:37no it's
15:38fine all right i'll do it for free it'll help me sharpen my campaign management skills i like that
15:43son yeah me too malik thank you i'm so proud of your nephew well uh you got a deal all
15:51right now watch
15:51me work and i promise you you're gonna win this campaign miss glow yeah daddy i know daddy i gotta
16:04go calvin just walked in okay bye laura can you talk i really don't want to talk to you calvin
16:13yeah
16:13well we need to talk look you disrespected my son laura and why would you cause a scene at a
16:19little
16:19boy's party i bought a gift for your son with money that i scraped up to buy a gift that
16:26was way
16:27too expensive laura and first off why would you buy christian a cell phone and not discuss it with me
16:31first i asked christian what he wanted for his birthday and he said a cell phone so i went out
16:38and put my money together and bought the boy that i love your son a cell phone crucify me yeah
16:43but you
16:43still should have discussed it with me laura and when i said no you should have respected me and not
16:49caused a scene at a little boy's party oh i could have caused the scene but i didn't i chose
16:54to leave
16:54instead which caused a scene no you miranda and your mama made the scene calvin all miranda said was
17:01that christian was too young for a cell phone and all miranda had to do was pull me to the
17:06side to tell
17:06me that calvin and you my fiancee all you had to do was pull me to the side and tell
17:10me that but no
17:10instead you chose to embarrass me in front of all those people no laura you embarrassed yourself
17:15oh really so that's what happened yes it is you know you make everything about you today it wasn't
17:24about you it was about christian yes it was about christian it was all about christian until you
17:29and your family went on the attack oh nobody attacked you yes they did calvin oh my god
17:35and then you didn't even have my back and you joined in on the attack look if you would have
17:39respected
17:40me as a man and listen none of this would have blown up you want me to respect you as
17:44a man
17:45but the same man cannot even protect me protect you yes protect me calvin you never have my back
17:53when it comes to issues with your family what are you talking about i would always protect you if you
17:57needed protection but you didn't and you don't and at this point i don't even expect you to oh no
18:08no
18:08you ain't about to turn this around on me laura the way you acted today was completely unacceptable
18:14at the end of the day i feel like i can't count on you and i'm tired hell whatever i'm
18:20tired you know
18:22the way you acted today makes me really makes you wanna what say it calvin say it it makes me
18:29really
18:29think that we gotta do a lot of thinking before we move forward with this wedding laura
18:39well let me help you so you don't have to put any more thought into any of this any longer
18:45but what the hell is that supposed to mean i'm not marrying you calvin
18:50i'm done right here right now
18:59you sure that's what you want
19:13here calvin
19:24have a nice life
19:50you ready sweetheart yes daddy
20:01next on the house of pain
20:04well what happened excuse me you haven't protected her i don't need direction about what a man is
20:10supposed to do elect gloria champagne she's kind and she's tough and our neighborhood that's not a
20:19slogan that's a soliloquy i didn't want to say that but i was thinking the same thing don't tell me
20:26lara is still holding on to all of that stuff man she needs to stop
20:39and she needs to stop
20:41and
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