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00:00.
00:00.
00:05Peace and quiet.
00:06Ooh.
00:09.
00:17.
00:22.
00:39What'd it do, Cal?
00:40Yeah, what's up?
00:41What do you guys want?
00:45Is that any kind of way to greet your two best homies?
00:48Man, you got to start showing us some gratitude or else.
00:51We're going to take this party elsewhere, man.
00:53Please take the party elsewhere.
00:55Look, I thought I told you guys this weekend the kids are going with their moms.
00:58You did?
00:59Why you think we showed up, baby?
01:01Let's go.
01:02Yeah, we got the whole weekend to kick it.
01:04Look, aren't you guys hitched up and damn near married now?
01:07All right, stop.
01:08All right?
01:08Don't hate.
01:09Don't say the MR, Cal.
01:10You're starting to stress me out.
01:12Bro, don't bring up the bloodsuckers, all right?
01:15The bloodsuckers?
01:16Yeah, man.
01:18My girl.
01:18That's all she does.
01:19She just sucks and sucks and sucks.
01:23Hey, you have a problem with that?
01:25Yeah.
01:26You didn't tell me she'd just be sucking like that at the gas station.
01:29No, no.
01:30That sounds amazing.
01:31Not that kind of suck.
01:32Oh, okay.
01:33Not that kind of suck.
01:34She just sucks the life and the fun out of everything we do, man.
01:39Yo, they all do that, P. My girl do the same thing.
01:42We'll be out, right?
01:43About to have a great night.
01:44And she always finds a way to ruin it.
01:46Every time.
01:47That's why I hate her so much.
01:48Then why are you with her?
01:50Duh.
01:51Man, that's all Cap.
01:52You know I love that girl.
01:53Man, you know what?
01:53It sounds like y'all don't understand relationships.
01:56Who?
01:56I know he not talking.
01:57He talking to you?
01:58He ain't talking to me.
01:59No, he not talking to me.
02:00Yeah, see, Peanut, ain't this the same dude they got?
02:02What you got, Cal?
02:03You got two baby mama.
02:05You got an ex-wife and an ex-fiancee.
02:10You know what they say, man.
02:12He who live in a stone house shouldn't throw glasses.
02:17Huh?
02:17You know what he trying to say.
02:19Yeah.
02:19What Peanut is saying is, Calvin, you can't judge us
02:23because you are the opposite of perfect.
02:25Okay.
02:26Okay.
02:26Okay.
02:26Guys, look.
02:28I meant I wanted to be alone.
02:29I had a house, an empty house with no kids for the weekend.
02:32I didn't mean that I wanted you guys to come over.
02:35No.
02:35I meant I wanted some peace and quiet and some time to think.
02:38That time to think?
02:40You know what, fellas?
02:41I got to say, man, I'm really starting to miss the good old days.
02:43Yeah, and I don't.
02:45Bro, I'm the happiest when I'm married and building my family.
02:50Cal, you got to stop, man.
02:51You really starting to scare me.
02:53What's up?
02:53I didn't know this.
02:54I figured it out.
02:56I know what it is, Pete.
02:57It's Laura.
02:59Laura got you all twisted up, Calvin.
03:02Yeah, don't let her get you off your game, man.
03:05That's what women want to do.
03:08Calvin, don't let her win this, bro.
03:11What's wrong with you?
03:12Come on, shake out of it, man.
03:13Stop.
03:14Think she already might have won it.
03:17What that mean?
03:18Being here alone.
03:20All this time to think.
03:22You got to stop all this thinking, man.
03:24What you thinking about?
03:26Thinking that maybe I should get back with Laura.
03:28Oh, I'm weak.
03:34No.
03:48No.
03:49No.
03:50No.
03:51No.
03:52No.
03:52No.
04:01Go away.
04:03What's up, Curtis?
04:05This is all right.
04:06Hey, look here, man.
04:07Today is your lucky day, Sauce Boss.
04:09Wait, y'all moving to Alaska
04:11so I can have some peace and quiet?
04:18Ta-da!
04:20I got your record player fixed.
04:23What?
04:26Yeah, how'd you do that?
04:28Man, I got this friend downtown.
04:30His name's Sylvester.
04:31He's got this record store, right?
04:32He's got all these old needles, right?
04:34And so I took the bus down there
04:36and then I took an Uber back
04:37and then I came out here
04:38and I got your record player fixed, man,
04:40and it plays this good new...
04:41Look, it even spins in the right direction.
04:43Yeah, don't touch it, though.
04:44Don't touch it.
04:46Oh, Floyd, get out of here, man.
04:49Yeah, man.
04:50It's nice.
04:51It's nice.
04:51Yeah, brother, you're gonna learn
04:53to appreciate your friend, Flizoid.
04:56Flo, I appreciate you.
04:58Okay, man.
04:58Man, you like the old luggage or something.
05:01Wow.
05:02Okay.
05:02I guess from Curtis Payne,
05:04that's a compliment.
05:06You know what I gotta do?
05:07What you gotta do?
05:08I gotta get all them old LPs.
05:09Uh-oh, uh-oh.
05:10Ella better get ready.
05:11Ella?
05:12Ella better get ready for what?
05:13Some Roberta Flack
05:15and some Donny Hathaway.
05:16What?
05:16Baby, look.
05:18Floyd got my record player fixed.
05:20Oh, uh-huh.
05:22Let me guess.
05:22You getting ready to go
05:23and get your old LPs?
05:24Thank you for reminding me.
05:25Thank you for reminding me.
05:26I'm about to go get all of it.
05:27I know.
05:27I know.
05:28Thank you a lot, Floyd.
05:29No, Floyd, this is so nice.
05:33Well, at least one of you
05:34who can appreciate a friend
05:36doing something for a friend.
05:37Wait a minute now.
05:38He appreciates you, Floyd.
05:40Mm-hmm.
05:40Now, Curtis does just have
05:42a hard time showing it.
05:44Yeah, I noticed.
05:45He said, uh,
05:46he loves me like old luggage.
05:48Oh, what?
05:48Right there.
05:49That's a compliment.
05:50What?
05:51Yes.
05:51Curtis loves his old luggage.
05:53Yeah.
05:54I want to get rid of it.
05:56Hey, auntie.
05:57Hi, baby.
05:58What's up, Floyd?
05:59What's happening, chief?
06:02What's this?
06:03Floyd got Curtis' record player fixed.
06:06Oh.
06:07Oh, so y'all going to be listening
06:08to Roberta Flack albums all night?
06:11Apparently.
06:12Yeah.
06:13Now, look.
06:15What's up, my old album?
06:17Curtis, they're wherever you put them.
06:19I remember you stashed a bunch of them
06:21up in the attic.
06:22We got an attic?
06:24Me and Calvin will go up there
06:25and get them for you, man.
06:27Speaking of Calvin,
06:29how's he doing?
06:30Oh, I haven't seen him.
06:31He been over there
06:32trying to take care of them boys.
06:33Oh, you know they're at that age now
06:35where their days
06:36and their nights are full.
06:38I know all about them days and nights.
06:40Me and Janine,
06:41I don't know what we was thinking
06:42about when we had the twins.
06:44You know, CJ,
06:46those precious babies
06:47are worth every moment
06:47you spend with them.
06:48Yes, they are.
06:49Yes, they are.
06:50Yeah.
06:51So what's going on with Calvin?
06:52He came over asking
06:53so many questions,
06:54I finally told him,
06:55yes, man,
06:57Miranda has a new boyfriend.
07:00How do you take it?
07:02Not good.
07:03He came over here
07:03asking me the same thing.
07:05And would you
07:05tell him?
07:06I didn't tell him anything.
07:08I just said,
07:09go check the source,
07:09ask Miranda.
07:11And instead,
07:11he came over and asked me.
07:14Well, CJ,
07:14he'll be all right.
07:16Yeah, he seemed
07:16a little anxious.
07:18I told him,
07:18you need to just sit down
07:19somewhere,
07:20it takes some time
07:21to itself.
07:21Yes.
07:23And he not gonna do that.
07:24No.
07:26Why you think
07:27he not gonna do that?
07:28Well,
07:29what else you think
07:30he gonna do?
07:30He gonna go running
07:31back to Laura.
07:32Oh, he wouldn't do that,
07:34Curtis.
07:35You need to talk to him.
07:37And say what,
07:38Ella?
07:39If she makes him happy,
07:41hey, nothing we can do.
07:42Don't care,
07:42don't make him happy.
07:48You did win,
07:49but it was close.
07:51What made the difference?
07:53We would need to conduct
07:54a formal poll for that,
07:55but informally,
07:57being on the street,
07:58Gloria Higginbottom
07:59got to run on the things
08:00that she's done
08:01in the neighborhood,
08:02actually.
08:03What were those things
08:04specifically?
08:05Oh, well,
08:06I mean,
08:06making people clean
08:07their yards,
08:08moving old cars,
08:09making sure that
08:10there's no junk anywhere.
08:11She even encouraged
08:13people to keep
08:13the sidewalks clean
08:14and decorate
08:15for Christmas,
08:16and she completely
08:17revitalized
08:18the neighborhood
08:18watch program,
08:19so all of those
08:21things really
08:22got to show people
08:23what she's about,
08:24and that's what
08:25led to her
08:25being re-elected.
08:27So,
08:28I have here
08:30terrible flyers
08:31that Elizabeth
08:31Wellington's campaign
08:32put out about
08:33your candidate.
08:34Yeah.
08:34You didn't respond
08:35in kind.
08:36Why is that?
08:37You didn't even try
08:38to combat the negative
08:38things alleged here.
08:40I love that he asked
08:41about not engaging
08:42in negative campaigning.
08:43I know.
08:44He's really,
08:45really good.
08:46Well,
08:47we didn't even think
08:48to give those negative
08:49things a response.
08:50We refuted that
08:51by allowing the truth
08:52to speak for itself.
08:57Thank you, Malik.
08:58This was great.
09:00Congratulations again.
09:01I appreciate it.
09:02Yeah, bro.
09:03You actually sounded
09:03kind of smart.
09:04Well, that's because
09:05I am smart.
09:07Yeah, you are aight.
09:08What about me?
09:08Did I do a good job?
09:10Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
09:11Hold on, player.
09:12You hopped out
09:13the cloud of my shine
09:15today, okay?
09:16Today about me.
09:17Malik.
09:19Jackson,
09:20you did aight too.
09:21I'll take that.
09:22Yeah, hey,
09:22great interview, Jackson.
09:24So, uh,
09:25what, we done here?
09:26Look at my brother
09:27doing big things.
09:30Well, thank you,
09:30little sis.
09:31By the time
09:32you recognize
09:32my greatness.
09:34All right,
09:34I don't need you
09:34to get a big head.
09:35Okay, relax.
09:36Okay, I'm...
09:38Are you out?
09:39Yeah, I gotta go
09:40meet the councilman
09:40downtown.
09:41Hey, uh,
09:42good luck on your project.
09:44Thank you, thank you,
09:45thank you.
09:45No problem.
09:46Get out of here.
09:47See you later, bro.
09:48See you, Malik.
09:48All right, y'all.
09:50Well,
09:51I'll go to the edit bay
09:52and get all this footage
09:52ingested.
09:53And I am off
09:54to a staff meeting
09:55for us RAs.
09:56Y'all are the best.
09:57Thank y'all so much.
09:59See you guys.
09:59Bye, Jackson.
10:00Bye, Jasmine.
10:00Peace, peace.
10:01Bye.
10:01Bye, boo.
10:05Man.
10:07I think we have
10:08another win.
10:09This project
10:10is gonna be
10:11amazing.
10:13Yeah,
10:13we have a pretty
10:14solid group.
10:17All right,
10:17I'll see you.
10:19All right.
10:19All right.
10:24So?
10:27So what?
10:28Did you give any thought
10:29to my dinner invite?
10:31I did.
10:32Okay.
10:34I accept.
10:35Really?
10:36Yes,
10:37but I'm not leaving
10:38the comfort of my home
10:38for it,
10:39so you can come here.
10:40And I like cooking,
10:42so I guess I'll cook.
10:44And I like eating.
10:45Sounds like a plan.
10:46Bye.
10:47I'll see you.
11:02All right.
11:05Why?
11:13You want to call me?
11:17One for you.
11:19A little more for you.
11:23Okay.
11:24Here we go.
11:30Okay.
11:35Okay.
11:40Hey.
11:42Hi, Calvin.
11:44Wow.
11:46You look amazing.
11:48I know.
11:55Mmm.
11:56Smells good in here.
11:57Are you cooking something?
11:59I did.
12:01Mmm.
12:01Baked salmon
12:02and baked chicken.
12:04Don't act like
12:05that's the only two things
12:06that I can cook.
12:07Those are the only
12:08two things you can cook.
12:09So which one is it?
12:11Baked chicken.
12:12Bingo.
12:13But you love
12:14my baked chicken.
12:15I do.
12:16It's really good, actually.
12:17Why, thank you.
12:18I'll set the table.
12:20I appreciate that.
12:21Okay.
12:22I really appreciate
12:23you coming over.
12:24Oh, you have no idea
12:27how many times
12:28I changed my mind, Calvin.
12:31I know.
12:31Look, but I just wanted
12:33to get you here
12:34and talk to you alone.
12:37And I was just trying
12:38to decide what good
12:40talking would do.
12:41Well, communication
12:42is everything.
12:43It is.
12:45But we had a lot
12:46of discussions, Calvin.
12:47We said it all.
12:49We did.
12:50But, uh,
12:52there's some things
12:53that I didn't say.
12:54Or didn't say enough.
12:57Like what?
12:59Like, uh...
13:02I'm sorry.
13:05Sorry for what?
13:07I'm sorry that...
13:11I'm sorry that
13:13I didn't listen to you.
13:14I'm sorry that
13:15I didn't take your concerns
13:17seriously enough.
13:18I'm sorry that
13:19you felt like
13:20you weren't protected.
13:23Wow.
13:25Calvin, I appreciate
13:27your apologies,
13:27but I just feel like
13:29you didn't take
13:29my concerns seriously
13:30because you wrote them off.
13:32And I'm sorry
13:33it seemed like that.
13:35Wait, what is this?
13:38Oh, that's beans and rice.
13:40Okay.
13:41That's a new addition
13:43to your little chicken dinner.
13:44Your mama helped you
13:45make those.
13:46No, I made it.
13:47How you make it?
13:48Look, Laura,
13:50can you just please
13:51sit down
13:52and enjoy dinner
13:53without all the questions?
13:55Okay.
13:56Okay, okay.
13:59Was it an online video?
14:01Okay, I confess.
14:02I knew it.
14:05Calvin,
14:08I just...
14:09I just never felt heard.
14:12I know.
14:13And it always bothered me
14:14when you said that, Laura.
14:16I just...
14:17I don't know.
14:18I felt like you just
14:18wrote me off as a drama queen.
14:21Okay, Laura,
14:23you are a drama queen at times.
14:25See, Calvin, right there,
14:26you're doing it right now.
14:27Okay, okay, but baby,
14:28I brought you here
14:29to apologize to you.
14:30I don't even think
14:32it's any apology
14:33that you need to do.
14:34I just think it's who you are.
14:36No, it's not.
14:38It's not who I am.
14:40A relationship,
14:41it's a journey
14:42that both people are on, right?
14:44It's a thing
14:45that both people
14:46continuously put in work on.
14:49Yes, Calvin,
14:50I know.
14:50My parents have been married
14:51for a very long time.
14:52Yes.
14:53And they always talk about
14:54putting in the work.
14:55Yes.
14:56They don't give up on it.
14:58They put in the work.
15:00I just...
15:01I felt like we tried that.
15:06Do you love me enough
15:07to put in the work?
15:11I thought I did.
15:13But?
15:15Calvin.
15:30Hey, Jackson.
15:32Hey, Jasmine.
15:33These are for you.
15:34Oh, my gosh.
15:35Come here, come here.
15:37How many flowers?
15:38Yeah.
15:39Hmm.
15:40You did good.
15:41I tried.
15:43And thank you
15:44for making dinner for us.
15:46Oh, well, don't thank me yet.
15:47You haven't tasted it.
15:48It's gonna taste great.
15:50How do you know?
15:51Well, I'd assume
15:53you wouldn't offer
15:53to cook for us
15:54if you couldn't cook.
15:55I mean, I have my few dishes
15:57that I make, you know?
16:00These are beautiful.
16:01Hello, Mr. Payne.
16:03Mr. Payne.
16:04Hey, Jackson.
16:06How you doing?
16:07Good.
16:08Daddy,
16:09what you doing down here?
16:11Um,
16:12I live here.
16:13I know.
16:14But you told me
16:15I could have dinner
16:15with Jackson tonight.
16:18I know.
16:19Remember?
16:19Yes.
16:20I'm just gonna get something
16:21out of my kitchen
16:23and then I'm going
16:24back upstairs.
16:25Is that okay with you?
16:27Dad.
16:28Is that okay with you, son?
16:29Uh, yes, sir.
16:30It's fine, sir.
16:33Good answer.
16:35Daddy, go back upstairs.
16:37Okay.
16:37So, uh, baby,
16:39what did you cook?
16:39It's none of your business, Daddy.
16:41You ain't eating it.
16:42Okay.
16:42All right.
16:43Well, uh,
16:44you know she can only
16:45cook three things.
16:46Dad.
16:47And I'm excited to eat
16:48those three things.
16:50Good answer.
16:50It's gonna be chicken.
16:53Red chicken with the red sauce.
16:56Fried chicken.
16:57Uh, baked chicken.
16:59Dad.
16:59It's...
17:01It's gonna be chicken.
17:02Okay.
17:03I'm going back upstairs.
17:05Don't mind me.
17:06Don't mean to get
17:07in nobody's way.
17:08Y'all enjoy yourselves.
17:09All right.
17:10All right.
17:10Goodbye.
17:11All right.
17:11See you later.
17:12Okay.
17:13Bye-bye.
17:16Jackson.
17:20See you, Daddy.
17:24I'm so sorry about that.
17:26Come on, let's go have dinner.
17:34Come on.
17:35This is nice.
17:37Oh, you like baked chicken?
17:38It's my favorite.
17:40I told you it was gonna be chicken.
17:43Daddy.
17:44Just ignore him.
17:47Is that cornbread?
17:49Oh, you know that's cornbread.
17:51I love cornbread.
17:57Calvin.
17:57I've missed you.
17:58I've missed you.
17:59What are we doing?
18:02We're reminding each of them
18:03how much we mean.
18:05Mm-hmm.
18:06Mm, intimacy
18:09and sex
18:11was never our issue, Calvin.
18:13You ain't never lie.
18:16Okay, be serious.
18:18I am.
18:20Look, Calvin.
18:21All of our other issues
18:22are still gonna be staring at us
18:24right in the face.
18:24Yeah, and baby,
18:25those are the things
18:26we will work on.
18:29Okay, okay, okay.
18:30Let's, let's,
18:31let's eat.
18:32You need this wonderful meal.
18:34Like, let's,
18:36let's enjoy it.
18:37Yes.
18:40Who is that?
18:41Oh, no.
18:43Don't tell me
18:43you got a new piece already, Calvin.
18:45Oh, no, no, no, no.
18:45I ain't got no pieces.
18:47What the hell is that?
18:49It's probably Pookie and Peanut again.
18:51Oh, well,
18:52I'll hide in the bathroom.
18:55Here, take your purse.
18:57Here, here.
19:02Mom, Dad,
19:03what are y'all doing here?
19:03Calvin,
19:04I hope we're disturbing you.
19:06Well, uh...
19:07Your mom wanted to check on you, did I?
19:09Well, um, I...
19:10Can we come in, Calvin?
19:13Come on in.
19:14Okay.
19:16Look, I was just,
19:17uh, having dinner.
19:19Okay, okay.
19:20Calvin,
19:21are you okay?
19:22Yeah, Mom, I'm fine.
19:23Well,
19:24we haven't heard from you.
19:26Oh, well, you know,
19:27I've been busy with the boys,
19:28you know,
19:28running them here,
19:29running them there.
19:30Okay.
19:31Yeah.
19:31I know how that is.
19:33That's what I told her.
19:35Exactly.
19:36Well, Calvin,
19:36I just want to make sure
19:37that you're not over here
19:38all sad and depressed
19:39from the little breakup.
19:42Nah.
19:43There you go.
19:44Calvin's all right.
19:45You good?
19:46Yes, Curtis.
19:48Calvin,
19:48I don't want you over here
19:50making no crazy decisions.
19:56It's like your father said,
19:58there are plenty of fish
20:00in the sea.
20:02Look, Mom,
20:02I'm okay.
20:03Okay.
20:04See, babe,
20:05Calvin just needed time
20:06to figure it out.
20:07Good,
20:07but I just want him
20:08to figure it out
20:09without Laura.
20:11Laura.
20:13Hello,
20:14Mr.
20:14and Mrs.
20:15Payne.
20:17Laura and I
20:18was just having dinner.
20:23They didn't know
20:23anybody was here.
20:24They sure as hell
20:25didn't know
20:26that I was here.
20:28Next,
20:29on House of Payne.
20:30I don't feel safe
20:31and I don't feel appreciated
20:32in your world.
20:33And your people
20:34don't rock with your girl.
20:36No,
20:36you don't rock
20:37with my people, Laura.
20:39I can't believe
20:39I'm sitting here with you.
20:40To be honest,
20:41I can't believe
20:41I'm sitting here
20:42with you either.
20:43Thank you for giving me
20:44another chance
20:44to show you who I am.
20:45You're welcome.
20:47Did we ruin it for you?
20:49I don't know, Mom.
20:50So are you trying
20:51to get back with her?
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