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00:13Good morning, son.
00:16What's so good about it?
00:19Wow.
00:20So grumpy.
00:22Your mood matches your look.
00:24Yeah, and how do I look?
00:27Like you're 50.
00:31Why are you so grumpy, man?
00:32What's going on?
00:33Well, Melissa wasn't feeling well, so she kept us up all night.
00:38Ah.
00:39Well, thank God your room is on the other side of the hall.
00:45Good morning, son.
00:46What is with you two in this perky positive attitude?
00:49Ew.
00:50What?
00:51Don't do it.
00:52Don't do it.
00:53He's grumpy because he had to stay up all night and be a dad with his sick child.
01:00Oh, we had so many nights like that with you, Punkin.
01:04Well, hopefully you understand then.
01:09So?
01:13So what?
01:16You gonna bring me and Malik up to speed?
01:19Oh.
01:20That's a good call, Dad.
01:22Mm-hmm.
01:23Bring you up to speed about what?
01:25Come on, Mom.
01:27Yeah.
01:28Come on, Mom.
01:31Exactly.
01:32You see?
01:32You see her?
01:33You see how she's doing?
01:34Come on.
01:35Why are you trying to play dumb?
01:36I genuinely have no idea what you two are blathering about.
01:40Like, I just, I don't get it.
01:41Okay.
01:42Okay.
01:43I'm gonna give you a clue.
01:45It starts with the Jovon.
01:48And it ends with a T.
01:50Jovonte.
01:51Oh.
01:53Jovonte.
01:55Yeah.
01:56Jovonte.
01:58What about him?
02:01Who is he?
02:03And what are they?
02:05She already told you.
02:07Okay.
02:08She told you.
02:08She sold him his condo.
02:11Hmm.
02:12Hmm.
02:13So, does Miranda bring all of her clients over here to meet you?
02:20Hmm.
02:21That part.
02:23And why are you so excited to meet Jovonte?
02:29That part.
02:30You know, you two acting real thirsty.
02:32It's not cute.
02:32You know, Mom, the more you don't answer the question...
02:35You really answered the question.
02:37Exactly.
02:38I don't understand why Miranda bringing her client to meet me
02:41has become the end of the world.
02:43Wait, nobody said it was the end of the world?
02:45I mean, I never said it was the end of the world.
02:47Okay, well, then it is what it is.
02:48He's her client.
02:50Miranda has a lot of clients, baby.
02:52My God.
02:53Does she bring all of her clients by here to meet you?
02:57Hmm.
02:58That's a real great question, Dad.
03:00Thank you, son.
03:01Mm-hmm.
03:03I never thought I'd see the day.
03:05Never thought.
03:06Usually, you guys would not care what women are doing.
03:10And we don't right now.
03:12But...
03:13Yeah.
03:14Usually, it's different than right now.
03:16Exactly.
03:17The difference is, Miranda is Cousin Calvin's ex.
03:21So...
03:22So that means we're interested.
03:25W-why?
03:27What if I told you that Calvin has been thinking about Miranda?
03:34Mm.
03:35Ha-ha!
03:36Oh!
03:37I would tell you to tell him to fly a kite.
03:40The ship has sailed.
03:41Let that go.
03:41Think less.
03:42It's not his time.
03:44Whoa!
03:45Whoa!
03:46Whoa!
03:47Did we strike a nerd?
03:48I think we did.
03:49I think we did.
03:50Now we're getting somewhere.
03:52Absolutely.
03:53Absolutely.
03:55Okay.
03:56So, let's get down to brass tacks.
03:58Let's do it.
04:02Does Miranda have a new boyfriend?
04:04Damn it, yes.
04:05Miranda got a man running.
04:06Tell it.
04:06All your questions been answered?
04:08All hearts filled?
04:11Yeah?
04:12Yeah?
04:12I'm content for right now.
04:15Uh, yes.
04:18Good talk.
04:43Good talk.
04:48I'm so confused.
04:51Junior, are you going to help?
04:54Yeah, one sec, Dad.
04:56Oh, you made me get shot.
04:58Junior, this is your fundraiser.
05:00Now get off that game and help.
05:02Okay, Dad.
05:04Dad, you can help me with my homework.
05:07Yes, Christian, just please, give me a minute.
05:15Christian, will you grab that, please?
05:17Okay.
05:21Here, take this stack, you can...
05:25Mawa!
05:25Hi, baby!
05:27Hey, what are you doing here?
05:29Uh, well, you sound hitched dressed on the phone.
05:34You could tell?
05:35Of course I could tell, Calvin.
05:37You really know me, huh?
05:39All too well.
05:40So what's going on?
05:41Well, I'm trying to get Junior to his game,
05:43but he has a fundraiser for his team,
05:45and I have to turn in his sales for the day.
05:47Okay.
05:47And Christian, he has a Spanish class
05:49that he has to turn in a Spanish dish for,
05:51and he doesn't understand his math homework,
05:54and I'm just...
05:55Listen, listen, listen, listen.
05:56I got you, okay?
05:58It's fine.
05:58This is what we'll do.
05:59Um, you help Junior with, uh, the fundraising thing, right?
06:03And I will help Christian figure out a Spanish dish.
06:07Well, I have ingredients there for a dish called paella.
06:10I was going to just be tacos, but Christian had a fit.
06:13Um, because tacos aren't from Spain.
06:16Spain is in Europe, Calvin.
06:19Thank you, Mom.
06:20I don't have to bring a Mexican dish.
06:23I have to bring a Spanish dish from Spain.
06:25Oh, I got you, babe.
06:27Don't worry.
06:27Don't worry.
06:28You're such a dork.
06:29Stop.
06:30Don't call your brother.
06:30Stop it.
06:33Got you, baby.
06:34Um, and excuse me, sir.
06:36You too busy on that game that you can't say hi?
06:38Hi, Mama Miranda.
06:39Uh, no, sir.
06:40Get up off the game.
06:42Come around this couch and give me a hug, please.
06:44You people really be hating on my game, Tom.
06:47You people?
06:48Keep it up, and I'm going to throw that game out the window.
06:49Huh.
06:50He would lose his mind.
06:53So I'm not a doofus.
06:54You're a doofus.
06:56Listen, there are no doofuses in this house.
06:58Do you understand?
07:01Christian, all right, we're going to get the paella started,
07:03then I'll help you finishing up your math.
07:06Ooh.
07:08You know, I really appreciate you coming over to help me.
07:11You know I got you, Calvin.
07:12Yeah, you always have.
07:14I'm lucky to have you.
07:15Yeah, you know, I do what I can.
07:17Uh, Christian, baby, please get the groceries out of the bags
07:19and put everything on the counter for me, please, okay?
07:21Okay.
07:22All right, thank you.
07:22Hey, uh, I've been calling you all week.
07:25You've been busy or distracted.
07:28Really?
07:28Um, I mean, between mommying and work,
07:33just been busy.
07:34Don't know if I'm going or coming.
07:36Oh.
07:36Thank you, baby.
07:37Okay, well, it's good to see you.
07:39Mm-hmm.
07:39Okay, listen, the seafood, though, love,
07:41you can put in the refrigerator until we're ready for it, okay?
07:43Okay.
07:43All right, let's see.
07:44How do we cook this rice?
07:50Any word from Jackson?
07:52No.
07:53What time is it?
07:54He's not late yet.
07:55We're early.
07:56All right.
07:58Hey.
07:59The media group.
08:00Hey, Dad.
08:01Hello, Mr. Payne.
08:02Hey, how you doing, Nigel?
08:04Megan?
08:04Hello, sir.
08:05Thanks for allowing us to work here, as usual.
08:07Oh.
08:08My pleasure.
08:09So what is this?
08:10What's this project?
08:11Oh, the campus is actually holding its elections
08:13for school president and student council.
08:15Our group is covering the elections
08:17for the campus television station.
08:18Mm-hmm.
08:19Oh, sounds amazing.
08:20Is that the word for terribly stressful
08:22where the workload that far exceeds
08:23what students should be given for just one class?
08:26So it's challenging.
08:27Mm-hmm.
08:27Okay, but didn't you have to petition
08:29and apply for the class?
08:31We did.
08:31And a lot of people didn't make it.
08:33Yeah, so you got what you asked for.
08:36Yeah, I don't think we knew
08:38just how much we were asking for.
08:39Yeah, period.
08:40Yeah, because I'm ready to give it all back.
08:44Come in.
08:46Hey, Jackson.
08:47Hey, everybody.
08:49All right, well, you guys have fun.
08:51Love you, Dad.
08:52Love you too, baby.
08:54What?
08:55I'm on time.
08:57I even had one minute to spare.
08:58If you're on time, you're late.
09:00You should have been early.
09:01Okay.
09:03I had to stop by the courthouse on the way.
09:06Why?
09:06You called a case?
09:07No, I don't have a case.
09:09I wanted to pick up any public records
09:11that the candidates may have.
09:13That's a great idea.
09:15But you couldn't just search online?
09:18Yeah, if you want to pay for one of those services,
09:20and my wallet didn't have it.
09:22But if you searched down at the courthouse,
09:24you can avoid the fee.
09:26Great idea.
09:27That actually is a great idea.
09:29We are supposed to be seeing if any of these candidates
09:31have any secrets that they're hiding, so.
09:34Boom.
09:34Exactly.
09:35Yeah, Professor Davison said a big part of our grade
09:37will depend on how well we vet the candidates.
09:40Did you find anything?
09:41I did.
09:43What you got?
09:45Let's see.
09:48Peter had a failure to appear
09:49that stemmed from a traffic ticket.
09:52Huh.
09:52I mean, do we want to expose that?
09:56I don't think we need to expose it,
09:58but it's good we know.
10:00Anything else?
10:01Yeah.
10:02Uh, Tanika has an assault charge.
10:05Assault?
10:06Yep.
10:07She had a fight with a boyfriend one night.
10:09You know, that could really point to a flaw in her character.
10:12She could have been defending herself.
10:14That's such a good point.
10:16Sometimes things are not what they appear to be.
10:18Yeah.
10:18We need to get more information.
10:20Mm-hmm.
10:21Good job, Jackson.
10:24So, am I forgiven for being on time by one minute?
10:28I guess.
10:31Man, this is a tough crowd.
10:40All done.
10:42Wow, that looks amazing.
10:43And it smells even better.
10:47Ooh, man, that international food smells good.
10:50Yes, and you all better not touch it, okay?
10:54This right here is Christian School Project.
10:57Understood?
10:59You ready for your game, Junior?
11:00Yes, sir.
11:01Oh, come here.
11:03Have a great game.
11:04And I will try to stop by after my meeting, okay?
11:07Cool.
11:08Well, that's nice, Miranda.
11:10Oh, of course.
11:11Hey, you know, I was thinking.
11:13Huh?
11:14Why don't tonight we all get together for dinner?
11:16Oh, I can't.
11:18Oh, you got plans?
11:20Yes.
11:22Dinner plans?
11:24Yeah.
11:25Oh, okay.
11:28Well, listen, just please make sure that the boys don't eat the paella before he can get it to school,
11:34okay?
11:34I got it.
11:35I got it.
11:35Mama's got to go.
11:36Babe, come give me hugs.
11:39Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love you.
11:42I love you, too.
11:43I'll see you later.
11:44Bye.
11:45Bye, y'all.
11:45Thanks again.
11:46You're welcome.
11:48Ah, don't do that.
11:57Oh, Junior, that was a good game, man.
11:59That was good.
12:00Hey, you had us on the edge of our seats.
12:04Yeah, y'all almost won.
12:05Yeah, Coach said we made too many mistakes.
12:08Hey, mistakes is just an opportunity to learn.
12:10You're getting a lot better, son.
12:12Yeah, y'all made a lot of mistakes, but them stupid umpires made a hell of a lot more than
12:16y'all did.
12:17Uncle Curtis, I thought they was going to come up there and throw you out the stands.
12:21Yeah, Pops, you can't threaten the umpires.
12:23I did not threaten the umpires.
12:25I just told them he better watch his back.
12:27Yeah, um, uh, that's a threat.
12:30Yeah, well, you're lucky I didn't say what I wanted to.
12:35You know, Junior, you're getting better, man.
12:39We're proud of you.
12:40Very proud of you.
12:42You made some nice plays today, man.
12:43Thanks, Grandpa.
12:44Hey, I had fun today.
12:46You see, that's what happens when you're not afraid of the ball.
12:49Man, I wasn't afraid of the ball.
12:51Junior, you used to run from the ball.
12:52He so did, you used to run from the ball.
12:54Yeah, I must admit, the first time I seen you do that, I was like, oh, I don't think I
12:58ever seen that do the ball.
13:00You ain't seen it since Malik did it.
13:03It's a long time ago.
13:05Long time ago.
13:07But do you know what will happen to me if that ball hits me?
13:10Well, that's why you catch it instead of letting it hit you.
13:15Well, in the process of catching it, I could miss, and it could mess up all this handsomeness.
13:22Look, where is everybody?
13:23Oh, yeah.
13:24Janine and the twins, they are back having a picnic.
13:27Oh, Dad, can I go?
13:28Well, ask your Uncle CJ.
13:29Uncle CJ?
13:30Yeah, yeah, go ahead, man.
13:34Hey, thank you guys for coming to the game.
13:37Yeah, I'm going to come to every one that I can come to.
13:39It's the highlight of my week.
13:42And them hot dogs that little old woman be cooking.
13:45Ah, perfection.
13:48So you would be coming for the hot dogs?
13:50Mm-hmm.
13:51The game's cool, too.
13:53Well, Junior and I appreciate you guys showing up.
13:57Hey, that's what us pains do.
13:58I love that Miranda always comes, too.
14:01Yeah.
14:02That's cool.
14:04Okay, Miranda can come, but you got to tell her to leave me the hell alone.
14:08Why is that, don't you?
14:10Because every time she comes, she's in my ear.
14:12What happened?
14:13What did that call mean?
14:15Just tell her to leave me the hell alone.
14:18Well, at least she comes.
14:19Laura hardly ever makes a game.
14:21Why not?
14:22Was she working or something?
14:24I don't know.
14:24It's always something.
14:25Her hair, her nails, facials, mimosas with the girls.
14:30That sounds like Laura.
14:32You know, I've been thinking about Miranda a lot.
14:36Oh, here we go with this.
14:38Thinking about her in what way?
14:40That way.
14:42Oh, hell.
14:44You all over the place, dude.
14:46Yeah, that's what I said.
14:48Yeah, what made you think about this?
14:53I don't know.
14:54I mean, Miranda and I, we were good together.
14:57No, you weren't.
14:59You fought every day.
15:01No, we didn't.
15:02What the hell?
15:03You got amnesia now?
15:06I mean, we had issues here and there, but...
15:09Here and there?
15:10More like every damn day.
15:14Whatever.
15:16Do you guys think it would be crazy if we went out to dinner?
15:20Oh, here we go with this.
15:23Yo, man.
15:24I think you should give yourself some time, man.
15:27Please.
15:28Whatever.
15:29I want that.
15:30Malik, what you think?
15:33Uh, well...
15:35Well?
15:36Well...
15:37I think that ship has sailed.
15:40Yeah, that's what I think.
15:42Do you think that maybe this is the breakup talking, Calvin?
15:48No, this is Calvin's crazy talking.
15:51No, I think it's the breakup.
15:52What does Laura and I breaking up have to do with me taking Miranda out to dinner?
15:56Many times when we break up, you know, we feel this need to rebound.
16:02And I think you should give yourself some time.
16:04Oh, I know all about rebounds.
16:07I mean, Miranda was my wife.
16:08We have a kid together.
16:09It's not like I'm chasing some random I just met.
16:14Give yourself some time, Calvin.
16:16Yeah, because I think what my dad and Uncle Curtis are trying to say is, uh, let it go.
16:25I guess.
16:26I can't even get a moment with her lately.
16:28She's been so busy.
16:30She's been busy, all right.
16:33Malik, I swear sometimes.
16:37Wait, uh...
16:37Hmm?
16:39What did you mean by that, Malik?
16:40What I mean by what?
16:42What'd I say?
16:53Thanks for letting in the stash this year.
16:55Uh, no biggie.
16:58You want the water?
16:59Yeah.
17:00All right.
17:02My car is out again, so I'm, uh, using rideshare.
17:05Getting one now.
17:06Your car is dying a slow, painful death.
17:09I know, but I need it to last me another year.
17:13Well, good luck with that, bruh.
17:16Mm-hmm.
17:17What'd you think of the interviews we did?
17:20I was actually really impressed with your interviewing skills.
17:23Thanks, Jasmine.
17:25It means a lot.
17:27How'd you get so good on the spot?
17:30Um, I try to know more about the person I'm interviewing, so I have a lot of questions to ask.
17:36Well, I'm not the best, so part of me felt like I needed to take out a pad and start
17:40taking notes when you were interviewing.
17:43Thanks.
17:45We're gonna have another excellent project.
17:47Yeah, I have a good feeling.
17:49Yeah.
17:52Uh, well, that's my ride.
17:54You out?
17:55Yeah.
17:56Be safe.
17:57I will.
17:58Thanks.
17:58Mm-hmm.
18:01Uh, Jasmine.
18:04Yes?
18:06I was wondering...
18:08What's up?
18:10Could we maybe go to dinner sometime?
18:13Who?
18:15Like me?
18:17Me and you?
18:19Well, yeah.
18:25I'll think about it.
18:42I'll see you.
18:44I'll see you.
18:48I'll see you.
18:55I'll see you.
18:57I'll see you later.
18:58Hey, baby, how you?
19:00Good.
19:02Where's Junior?
19:03Oh, he's in there talking to Dad.
19:05Okay.
19:05Okay.
19:05Oh, how was the game?
19:07They lost.
19:09Oh, again, Calvin?
19:11Well, at least in this game, they almost won.
19:13Okay.
19:14Hey, Calvin.
19:15What's he, uh...
19:17Was he running from the ball again?
19:21No, he's gotten a lot better.
19:24That was so funny.
19:26I was like, oh, I don't want to be laughing at my grandson.
19:29But it was so funny.
19:31Ain't that crazy?
19:32Calvin, that cracked me up.
19:34Do you hear me?
19:35It cracked me up.
19:37Yeah.
19:37I could not believe him.
19:39Hey, so, uh, Mom.
19:41Miranda talks to you?
19:44Yeah.
19:45Yeah.
19:46Has she mentioned anything?
19:50I mentioned anything like what?
19:53I don't know.
19:54I mean, she seems kind of busy.
19:57Miranda is always busy, Calvin.
20:00Mama, you know what I'm asking.
20:02Calvin, what?
20:10But has she mentioned anything new?
20:15New?
20:16Like what, Calvin?
20:18Is she dating?
20:20Not Calvin.
20:21If you want to know something about Miranda,
20:25why don't you just go ask her?
20:27I don't know if it's my place.
20:30If you want to know something,
20:34then go to the source, Calvin.
20:38Yeah, I guess I could.
20:39Okay.
20:42Well, I got a little question for you, Calvin.
20:45Okay.
20:46Why are you worried about what Miranda is doing?
20:49Well, let's go for it.
20:50Hmm?
20:52Yeah.
20:53Oh, oh, oh.
20:54Oh, oh.
20:56Oh.
20:57Oh.
21:00Oh.
21:05Oh.
21:08Oh.
21:10Oh.
21:11Oh.
21:13Oh.
21:14Oh.
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