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00:04you're welcome baby thank you hey Arnella hey hey baby would you care for some breakfast
00:11don't mind if I do I knew it why you look like that like what like you're afraid to tell
00:21us
00:22something probably because it's something I'm afraid to tell you what is it CJ well
00:30have you seen these what are they they're the flyers that have been placed all over the
00:36neighborhood I don't know what about them Rita uh Curtis bad neighbors have gone wild in our
00:50community food truck on the block is out of ordinance and leaking black oil church services
00:59being run out of living rooms how trifling and no one is doing anything to stop them and why
01:07they are personal friends of the woman we elected to protect us throw glow out glow is low low low
01:19Elizabeth Wellington for president of the homeowners association she won't stand for bad neighbors
01:27Curtis Curtis bad neighbors you hear this baby they are talking about us well we friends
01:34that's what you get bad neighbors Curtis
01:45you
01:49you
01:50you
01:51you
01:51you
02:07please you
02:08you know it's your little barber study popped all this off Curtis don't do that it sounds like it's
02:14your food truck baby that food truck ain't hurt nobody and a few women meeting in my living room to
02:21read the Bible is hardly a church service yeah but y'all be yelling and having fits Curtis that's called
02:30catching the Holy Ghost okay you should hope to be so lucky now that would be the day who is
02:37this
02:37wellington lady that's that woman that moved in a couple years ago around the corner that lady oh man she
02:45don't talk to nobody no how she get enough clout to run for HOA president that part what I can't
02:52get over is her
02:53complaining about the food truck then she stand out there yes yes she's there behind her there day that's what
03:00I thought
03:05excuse you
03:06sorry sorry okay I let myself in I'm just I'm so mad right now
03:11well I'm mad too folks busting up in my house like this day out
03:15you seen these flyers
03:17uh yes
03:18yes we did and it says we're friends the devil is a liar
03:24Curtis you may want to be nice to me today
03:27and why would I want to do that
03:29because she's coming for all of us
03:32she got a point though
03:34y'all need to join forces against this wellington lady
03:36yes yes yes yes united we stand divided we fall
03:39church service is being run out of the list
03:43I cannot believe she got my Bible study on this little flyer
03:46oh she is a piece of work you hear me
03:48look here look there ain't nobody stun that woman okay she going to war with the pains
03:52she gonna lose
03:54so what we gonna do huh
03:56well first we need to get some new flyers right away
03:59new flyers to say what
04:02that Ella and I are not bad neighbors
04:04quite the contrary
04:06yes
04:07I mean we have cemented our reputation in this neighborhood
04:11we just gotta remind the people who the pains are that's all
04:14I like that huh
04:15look I agree with you Curtis but there are a lot of new neighbors
04:21many of the older residents have retired and moved and I mean some have passed on
04:26yeah
04:26okay look y'all need to stop worrying okay stop worrying
04:30watch what I tell you
04:31all this is going backfiring on Miss Wellington
04:37please have something
04:43hey little man how was your breakfast
04:45it was awesome
04:47oh looks like someone's breakfast was a hit
04:49no flattery it was cereal
04:51my favorite
04:53alright go to your room pack your bag
04:55okay
04:57hey babe
04:57hey handsome
04:59so you in a good mood
05:03yeah
05:04shouldn't I be
05:05of course
05:06but I want you to try to stay in a good mood
05:09oh I would not stay in a good mood
05:11don't read it
05:14why this line of questioning babe
05:16Miranda's here to pick up Christian
05:19oh
05:21so you taking him down right
05:24okay I know that's the normal routine
05:26but I was hoping that she could come up and get him
05:28Miranda?
05:29hell no
05:30Laura
05:31no Calvin
05:32Miranda is Christian's mom
05:34at some point you're gonna have to bury the hatchet
05:36and plus she wants to come up and talk to you
05:38it is clear that you have no idea how I feel about this woman
05:42yeah Laura I get that but
05:44respectfully it's not about you
05:46it's about Christian
05:48see that's where you're wrong
05:49because it is about me
05:51I live here now Calvin
05:53and now I might not be able to control the fact that she can walk in and out of your
05:56mama's house
05:57but I can control who comes over here
05:59and that chick ain't coming up in here Calvin
06:04Christian
06:05uh uh that chick ain't coming up in here Calvin
06:07Christian call me dad
06:10I was just playing
06:11what y'all talking about?
06:13grown folks business
06:14man you always say that
06:16I'll be happy when I'm grown
06:17are you ready?
06:19yeah I'm ready
06:20come on let's go
06:22have a good day Christian
06:29it looks good mom
06:31thank you
06:32yeah
06:33hey
06:34what's all this?
06:35I'm helping mom meal prep
06:37you trying to get down on this big bro?
06:39nah I'm good on that
06:40I like my meal prep with some fried chicken in it
06:42now wait a minute you said you were gonna join us on this healthy eating thing
06:46oh come on everybody knows healthy eating is not good eating
06:49no no no I think you have it turned around and you think that fried foods are healthy
06:53and all that fried food is gonna catch up with you
06:56mom and I are preparing healthy meals for the entire week
06:59for the whole week?
07:00yeah
07:00oh no y'all know I don't do leftovers like that
07:02come on Malik it makes life so much easier
07:05don't you get tired of having to leave the office everyday in search of food?
07:08no not really I mean I enjoy those breaks from the office
07:11well suit yourself there
07:13enjoy yourself sir
07:14ah excuse me
07:16can you go get that?
07:17yes
07:18at your service
07:19thank you
07:21this was such a great idea Jasmine
07:23what's going on?
07:24hey
07:25I am so happy that you guys are home
07:29hey girl
07:30you look really cute
07:31thank you
07:32uh uh what is it?
07:34yeah you look all riled up
07:35yes
07:35Laura
07:37how did you know? ding ding ding ding
07:40you know I kinda like Laura
07:45I'm gonna uh go ahead and get ready for my meeting
07:47sorry about that
07:48hey why don't you do that?
07:52what did she do now?
07:54alright I'm trying to breathe right now
07:55I see you I see you
07:55I'm trying to breathe
07:56yeah take your time
07:57okay so I talked to Calvin
07:59okay
08:00I said Calvin
08:00I need to talk to Laura
08:02because things have gotten so bad
08:03that when I go to pick Christian up
08:05he has to bring him downstairs to the car
08:10step into my office
08:11please please
08:13wait a minute she don't want you in the apartment?
08:15huh apparently not
08:17does she not recognize that Christian is your son?
08:19yeah she's about to be his step mom
08:21um I think that that would matter to someone with the same mind
08:25well there you have it
08:26you said someone with the same mind
08:27she ain't got none
08:29okay
08:29so I decided to be the bigger person right?
08:33yeah
08:33so I called Calvin
08:34I said hey Calvin
08:35I need to come up and I need to talk to Laura
08:38right
08:38Janine
08:39I was going to apologize
08:41record scratch
08:42you were gonna what?
08:43apologize
08:43okay
08:44okay
08:44I was going to make things right
08:46mmhmm
08:47we have got to talk about parenting this kid
08:50yes
08:51this is my son
08:52yes
08:52listen
08:54she's gonna marry Calvin
08:55yeah
08:55and she is going to be spending a tremendous amount of time with my child
09:00right
09:00we need to be on the same page
09:01okay so wait when you got there what did she say?
09:05uh uh
09:05I got there
09:06and I waited
09:08okay
09:08and I waited
09:09okay
09:10and I waited
09:11not okay
09:12probably cause she didn't want you to come up
09:13exactly
09:14so Calvin finally brings Christian down to the car
09:17and what did Calvin say?
09:20you know it is not what Calvin said it's what Christian said
09:22Christian?
09:23Christian
09:24so Christian has this bad habit of liking to parrot what he hears adults say
09:30mmhmm
09:30so this time he chose to mimic Laura
09:33oh no he didn't Miranda
09:35oh yes he did
09:36okay listen
09:37Christian
09:39he doesn't know what he's saying
09:40right
09:41right
09:41yeah
09:42but I knew he was talking about Laura
09:44what'd he say Miranda?
09:46huh
09:46he said
09:47don't have that chick in my house couch
09:49ooh
09:50no he did not
09:51oh no she did not
09:53absolutely
09:53we know
09:54who that was
09:55we know
09:56that was Laura
09:57nobody else would say that
09:59yep
09:59yep
09:59ooh
10:00oh he's got his hands full with that
10:02ooh
10:02yeah he sure know how to pick them
10:05excuse you?
10:06what do you mean by that?
10:08oh he picked you too didn't he?
10:10no shade
10:12mmhmm
10:12mmhmm
10:13well listen he knew what he was doing when he picked me
10:15that part
10:16I don't know what happened after me though
10:17I am so sorry
10:18I mean this is all starting right now
10:20like this has been just now happening
10:21just now this is crazy
10:22that's
10:23wow man
10:24let me know if you need to piece somebody up
10:26cuz you know I'll be getting down
10:28you know what I'm saying
10:31oh no y'all keep trashing Calvin's fiancee
10:33I'll get the door
10:33wouldn't have been me
10:35wouldn't have been me
10:37oh hello
10:38hello
10:38is the man or woman of the house here?
10:41yeah the man right here
10:42that is incorrect
10:45hello I am Janine
10:46how can I help you?
10:47hi Janine
10:48I don't think we've met
10:49I'm your neighbor
10:50I have some fresh baked cookies for you
10:52oh she got cookies
10:53you all right with me sister
10:55come on in here
10:56that was very kind of you miss
10:58I'm Elizabeth Wellington
10:59I'm running for HOA president
11:08Miss Wellington that's that's wow I why do I feel like I've heard your name somewhere before
11:13if that's neither here nor there please have a seat
11:14oh wonderful I've been trying to make my rounds and connect with as many of my neighbors as I could
11:20okay well this is my son Malik
11:23hey how you doing thank you for the cookies
11:25and I'm her favorite child Jasmine
11:27I'm her favorite ex-sister-in-law
11:30Miranda
11:31yes
11:32it's wonderful to meet all of you
11:34so uh Miss Wellington if you're running for um HOA president what what happened to GLOW?
11:41yeah I was I was wondering the same thing is she stepping down?
11:44she'll be stepping down after she loses to me
11:48oh oh wow
11:50wait a minute so you you're running against GLOW?
11:53I am
11:55she's been terrible for this neighborhood
11:58well you know what on that note I have a meeting that I need to get to
12:02I will catch up with you good people later
12:05all right then
12:07hey stay strong sis
12:09oh I'm staying strong
12:10great to meet you
12:11call you later
12:13oh
12:17Miss Wellington right?
12:19um
12:19I feel it important to disclose to you that GLOW has become a very very good friend of the family
12:26oh she has
12:27oh yes
12:29I'm sorry
12:30um
12:31aren't you troubled by her many infractions?
12:35what infractions?
12:36we are not aware of any infractions
12:39oh
12:39you know so many people I've spoken to this week are unaware
12:45let me bring you up to speed
12:46oh please do
12:47mm-hmm
12:48you sit down
12:49gladly
12:49yeah gladly
12:50yeah let me get one of these cookies to close
12:51you're just going to touch them
12:51mm-hmm
13:05hey babe
13:10you um
13:12you've been quiet
13:19can I uh
13:20make you something to eat?
13:23no thanks
13:34okay so
13:36you're mad at me
13:39I don't want to talk about it Laura
13:41so you're just going to give me the silent treatment?
13:43like what does that solve Calvin?
13:45I don't want to argue
13:46okay
13:46I don't want to argue either
13:48okay
13:49so
13:50let's not argue
13:51let's just
13:51talk
13:56our talks always end in arguments
13:59that's because
14:00you
14:00never want to see
14:02or understand
14:02my side of things Calvin
14:06Laura
14:07all you ever see is your side of things
14:10what about Christian's eye?
14:11he's a child
14:12he has nothing to do
14:13with whatever beef you have with Miranda
14:17fair enough
14:20look
14:21I don't have any animosity towards your son
14:24I love him so much Calvin
14:26you know that
14:28I just
14:29I don't mess with his mother
14:32and how is that supposed to work?
14:35we're about to be married
14:36you're about to be a stepmom
14:37you're going to have to communicate with Miranda
14:39see
14:39that's
14:40what I disagree with you Calvin
14:43you are his father
14:44you have to communicate with her
14:46I don't
14:52I'm not even asking you to be your best friend
14:54I just don't want this drama in my house
14:57we all need to be able to be civil
14:59that's who we are
15:01Calvin
15:02Calvin
15:02I will be civil
15:05always
15:07as long as her stank ass ain't up in here
15:13now I'm done talking about this
15:28okay
15:28so see what you got to do is
15:30you got to make sure
15:31that you mention all of Unc's accomplishments
15:34as fire chief
15:35that's right
15:36that's good
15:36yeah
15:37and then you got to put in
15:39all of Aunt Ella's work
15:41down at the church's help center
15:42mmm
15:43that's good
15:44yeah
15:44that's good
15:45okay
15:45and put down all the successful kids we raised
15:48listen
15:48and including the current fire chief
15:51right
15:52and one of them
15:53was a foster kid
15:54oh Deshawn
15:55that's right
15:56Deshawn
15:57Deshawn
15:58tell them about all the families we supported
16:01when their homes were lost
16:02in fires
16:03yeah
16:03that's right
16:04that's right
16:04I didn't even know all this
16:07I'm almost honored to know you Curtis
16:10no I still wish I never met you Glo
16:12yeah mama
16:13you see
16:14there's not even proper usage of the mama joke
16:16try too hard
16:18I know you was a square coming up
16:21you two
16:22can you please
16:23can we get back to the campaign
16:25uh your husband starts it Ella
16:28okay
16:29now
16:30once you remind all the neighbors
16:32of who we are
16:34mmm
16:34and you introduce us to the neighbors we don't already know
16:37Ms. Wellington is gonna look like the bad neighbor
16:40that's right
16:41that's right
16:42well I hope so
16:43that's good
16:43I hope so
16:44I mean I hear she's been casing the neighborhood
16:46bribing folks with so called fresh baked cookies
16:49that she really bought from Cospro
16:53she is walking around the neighborhood with Cospro cookies
16:57yes
16:59baby they bought some good cookies
17:00they're not homemade
17:02but they good they're good
17:03they good
17:06focus
17:07huh
17:08okay
17:09so what are you gonna do
17:11well I suppose I will go door to door too
17:14hmm
17:15there it is
17:15what
17:17you gonna bribe people with cookies too
17:20well I mean I don't wanna do the same thing she's doing good
17:25I'll do you one better
17:27I'm all ears
17:28okay
17:29so what we're gonna do
17:31we're gonna run an event here
17:32right out front of the so called bad neighbor's house
17:36okay
17:37okay
17:37oh
17:37what you're gonna do is
17:39we're gonna get that great barbecue going
17:41get them samples going
17:42okay
17:43ooh
17:43then that way
17:45we're gonna introduce us to all the people that we don't already know
17:49I like it
17:50I love it
17:51Curtis
17:53well
17:53give me some new customers
17:56well
17:57well
17:57I love it
17:58ha ha
17:59my presidential re-election campaign is officially underway
18:04ha ha ha
18:05yes
18:06I love it too and my work is officially done here
18:09thank you
18:11yes
18:11thank you
18:12okay come on we gotta come back this glow is low low low
18:16keep that
18:17keep that on
18:18no
18:18no don't keep that
18:19there's truth
18:20can we get rid of these
18:22it is not truth
18:23Curtis
18:24come on
18:24I can't stand you sometimes
18:32hey daddy
18:33hey babe
18:34what's going on
18:35um
18:36CJ
18:37this is
18:38Elizabeth
18:39Wellington
18:41your husband
18:43indeed
18:44hi
18:45have we
18:45met
18:46uh
18:46you look awfully familiar
18:48yeah
18:49I'm uh
18:50one of the neighbors
18:52that you talked about
18:53in your posters
18:54that you
18:55put all over the neighborhood
18:57wait let me see
18:58wait the councilman was asking me
19:00did I get a flyer
19:01wait
19:02these are your flyers Miss Wellington
19:05guilty as charged
19:08this is talking about Auntie Ella's Bible study
19:11in Uncle Curtis's food truck
19:13huh
19:15these are your family members
19:16uh huh
19:17yeah
19:18yeah these are
19:19our family that you're bashing
19:22oh I see
19:23so does she bring those Cospro cookies over here
19:26Cospro?
19:27wait a minute
19:27you said that these was fresh baked
19:29and I did not lie
19:30I didn't say I bake the cookies
19:33Cospro bakes them fresh daily
19:36really
19:37girl
19:38the politicians
19:39I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave
19:42Mrs. Wellington
19:43you know what
19:44gladly
19:45I've been kicked out of better places
19:47than this
19:48ooh
19:49wait a minute the cookies stay here
19:50if it is a war
19:56you want
19:58you got the right one
20:00bye chick
20:01scram
20:06did she just slam my door?
20:07she just slammed the door
20:08she did
20:08she did
20:08you want me to come with you?
20:27Calvin
20:31so you're not coming to bed?
20:33she is on the other side
20:37shi
20:37shi
20:37shi
20:40shi
20:41shi
20:41shi
20:42shi
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