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00:06pooh
00:07グーミー 音が何まで
00:12暗ますな熱になる
00:13言葉にならない
00:16予感渦巻いて
00:17胸が騒ぎだす
00:19夏が色めきだす
00:25青春群像的には
00:27If you don't have a chance, it won't be a chance
00:31It's like a gimmick, as you can't take a step
00:33It's so true, so the other day, you'll have fun
00:38I'm having fun, I'll be playing a game
00:42If you don't have a chance, it's a game
00:44It's like a game for me, baby
00:46You and me are fantastic
00:51I'm not moving to the other way, you're not happy
00:55Sugar and spice
00:57I'm going to mix it up
01:01I'm going to drive
01:01I'm not going to stop
01:02I'm going to stop
01:05This is the future
01:07I'm going to go
01:09God's shiner
01:11I'm going to go
01:15And go on
01:16Go on
01:17Go on
01:23Go on
01:25Checkmate
01:41Do I even want to know?
01:57Oh
01:58Well fancy running into the three of you here
02:01Fancy my butt
02:02You're the one who told us to come meet you at the temple
02:06What?
02:07So you want to know what I was doing just now?
02:10That is not what I said at all
02:11Well not out loud
02:13Maybe I was thinking it though
02:15Okay then I'll tell you
02:17Because you asked me nicely
02:19Hey master
02:20Um yeah
02:21Since the dawn of time
02:23Japan has proudly been home to over 8 million gods
02:26Can you believe it?
02:28Uh yeah I guess
02:30Do you know where this is going?
02:33No
02:33The gods can live anywhere
02:35Like in the sand, trees, or mountains
02:37There are even gods who inhabit pots and pans
02:39Which has to mean
02:41There's totally a god of dagashi
02:44I believe it in my soul
02:47So to pay tribute
02:48I am offering up a dance
02:50A dagashi dance
02:53Of appreciation
02:55Yeah, that makes sense
02:57If you're Hotaru
02:58Anyway, random subject change
03:01Let me ask you this
03:02When you guys were little kids
03:04Did you ever get in trouble for like playing with your food and stuff?
03:08Yeah
03:08Sure
03:09Right
03:10Parents just don't understand
03:11What's wrong with a little
03:13Kuru Kuru bow sword fighting?
03:15Who doesn't want a necklace made from Pue Ramune?
03:17So what if you stuck your face with Watapachi and drink soda till you burst?
03:21Who cares?
03:23No wonder you got in trouble
03:24Well, don't worry cause
03:26I know a fun dagashi which practically begs you to play with it
03:30And that snack is
03:31Mocking gummy, right?
03:34They have these little gummy candies which are shaped like rock, paper or scissors
03:38Remember when we used to play with these?
03:40Oh yeah, good times
03:41Wait a second
03:44Wouldn't it be hard to play with those?
03:46I mean you have to collect all three shapes, choose one to play
03:49And then go through the trouble of taking it out of the bag
03:51You think so?
03:53Of course, I don't think it's meant for playing
03:55It's way too complicated for all that
03:58Well, darn
04:01Oh, I got paper
04:03Even though the package is showing scissors
04:05Hey, you know what?
04:08It reminds me of that toy
04:09What toy?
04:10Remember?
04:11It was shaped like a hand
04:13I think it was all rubbery and you could stick it to stuff
04:15Oh
04:17Hmm
04:18Hmm
04:20Wait! An idea!
04:23Ah crap, should I be worried?
04:30Hmm?
04:31Look! A UFO just appeared out of nowhere!
04:34What?
04:36Hmm
04:38Behold Mocking gummy!
04:39Witness its divine purpose!
04:47Coconuts!
04:47Tell me you saw that, man!
04:49I don't know what you're talking about
04:50Whatever you thought!
04:56So, moving right along
04:58I want to talk to you about a different snack
05:00Voila!
05:01Beast your eyes in the world's longest gummy
05:03Super Himo-Q
05:05Weren't you dancing with that thing?
05:08Wow, it's crazy long
05:10Hotaru, hold on
05:11What about it makes it okay to play with?
05:14Good question, Master
05:15By the way, your pigtails make you look adorable
05:19Really?
05:21Super Himo-Q's advertising slogan is
05:23It's fun to play with and tastes great too
05:25Catchy, right?
05:26In a nutshell
05:28The company actually encourages you to play with your food
05:32We have to play!
05:33It's the sole reason for this candy's existence
05:36You can do so much with it
05:38Like practice braiding
05:39Maybe tying knots
05:41Or jumping rope
05:42But, you have to jump in a way so that the Himo-Q doesn't touch either the ground or your
05:47feet
05:47Because then you can't eat it
05:48You could even construct chainmail armor
05:50How cool is that?
05:52Cool is not the word I would use
05:54Let's put our heads together
05:55And come up with new ways to play with Super Himo-Q
05:58Hey, guess what?
05:59I've already got a great idea
06:00Yay
06:01Here, Kokonotsu
06:03Huh?
06:04Hold this, please
06:10Okay, next
06:11I'll cross the Himo-Q's strings like this
06:14Are you watching?
06:16Yeah
06:17Now take this side
06:18So what's the point of this game exactly?
06:23We'll both pull on the string
06:24And if your string breaks first
06:26You have to take over Shikaradagashi
06:30Hey, that's unfair!
06:32What happens to you if your string is the first one to break?
06:35Nothing, since I don't intend to lose
06:45It looks like a tie
06:46Yeah, that was a close call
06:48Well, do you have any ideas, Master?
06:52Hmm...
06:52Yeah, I might have one
06:54Tie the ends together to make a circle
06:56Then do this
07:01Whoa!
07:01No way!
07:02It looks just like Tokyo Tower!
07:04I can't make anything else, though
07:06Master Saiya, you were so cool!
07:09Hmm...
07:10Nah
07:11By the way, here's a fun fact
07:13Do either of you want to take a guess at how long the very first Himo-Q was?
07:18Let's see
07:22Only 30 centimeters!
07:24Approximately one-fourth of the size of today's Himo-Q!
07:27Oh, it was small
07:29What are you doing?
07:30Quit trying to beat Bruce Lee swinging the Himo-Q around like a pair of nunchucks
07:34In those days, there were three pieces of Himo-Q in each bag of candy!
07:38She ignored me!
07:40So even then, if you were to tie them together, it would just be 90 centimeters!
07:45Currently, it's 126 centimeters!
07:48Hey! You should probably stop swinging it so hard!
07:51We're so very lucky! We get to live in a world with longer Himo-Q!
07:55I feel like the candy's about to snap!
08:02What the fooie?!
08:03The string actually broke!
08:05And now it's going to fall on the ground because of me!
08:15He saved it!
08:20Coconuts!
08:22Hmm?
08:22Are you okay?
08:24Yeah!
08:25How strange, my body just moved on its own!
08:28No surprise there!
08:31Your dagashi lover instincts strike again!
08:33That was a super epic save!
08:35This totally proves that you'll be the best snack shop owner ever!
08:38It does?
08:39I'm not really following your logic!
08:42You don't say!
08:45Hmm...
08:46Well then...
08:47Buy him out?!
08:48No way!
08:49What?
08:50Stand your ground, dude!
08:52Don't be tempted by the power of money!
08:56Oh!
08:57Oh, Hachiki!
08:58I say we use this to settle a candy store successor issue!
09:02Aw, come on!
09:03Give me a break already!
09:04And so?
09:06Dagashi shops commonly carry toys and games!
09:09This toy's special!
09:10It has a lengthy history and most stores still carry it!
09:14That toy is...
09:15Ohajiki!
09:16Here are the rules!
09:18Choose which Ohajiki piece you want to capture,
09:20and if you hit it, you get to keep that one for yourself!
09:23Ha!
09:25Aw!
09:25Out of bounds!
09:27Curses!
09:31All right!
09:37I hit one!
09:38Heh heh!
09:39It's kind of sad, though!
09:41I mean, what if you're not good?
09:43Wouldn't you just lose a bunch of your game pieces that way?
09:46Ha ha!
09:47You missed again!
09:48I suck!
09:49I'm a total loser, complete and utter garbage!
09:52It's okay, Coconut!
09:53You know what?
09:54In a sense, this game was kinda like the start of trading cards and stuff!
09:58I guess so!
10:00It's just one of those things where it pays to be a winner!
10:05Aw!
10:06Out of bounds!
10:07Yes!
10:07The winners take all and the losers go home!
10:10Guess that means she's going home!
10:13No fair!
10:14I'm supposed to win!
10:15Anyway!
10:16That looks like you're up, Toe!
10:17Okay!
10:22All right!
10:23Looks like my pinky finger fits!
10:25Huh?
10:26What's that mean?
10:27What?
10:27You've been playing this whole time without knowing the rules?
10:30Yeah?
10:31That rule is called Shikiri.
10:33It's for checking the distance between Ohajiki pieces.
10:36If the pinky doesn't fit, then you're not allowed to hit.
10:40Oh!
10:42Go!
10:46Pinky time!
10:49Ugh!
10:50Looks like your pinky has betrayed you, Endo!
10:54Hmm...
10:54The pinky rule also applies here.
10:57See?
10:57If your pinky doesn't fit in the gap, it means you didn't hit your piece hard enough to win the
11:01other one.
11:02Oh!
11:03Okay!
11:04Guess it's my turn again.
11:06Which one should I take?
11:07No fair!
11:08You're like some kind of game shark!
11:11Stop whining!
11:12Now that I think about it, whenever we play a new game, Master Saiya always picks up on it quickly!
11:18She's just naturally talented, I suppose.
11:21Hold on.
11:21A dagashi shop employee...
11:23Who's good at games!
11:25Of course!
11:26Master Saiya!
11:28They've got it!
11:29You should work with Kokonotsu at his family shop!
11:32What?
11:32What did you say?
11:36Me working with Kokonotsu?
11:38Yes, you!
11:39You'd be perfect for it, Faster!
11:41And you could put your talent to good use!
11:45Whoa!
11:46Close call!
11:47I thought for sure it'd hit my face!
11:48Wow, dude!
11:49You almost lost an eye!
11:51Good thing your sunglasses blocked it!
11:53Is something bothering you?
11:55What?
11:56No, no!
11:57Nothing at all!
11:59And so?
12:02I can't believe this!
12:04I'm the only one here who hasn't won an Ohajiki piece yet!
12:09I guess you left me no choice.
12:12Huh?
12:18No way!
12:19It's a forbidden Ohajiki!
12:20A.K.A. an Ishikari!
12:22What's that?
12:23A bag of normal Ohajiki costs around a hundred yen.
12:26But that costs just as much all by itself!
12:29I didn't want to have to resort to this little baby.
12:32Yet here we are.
12:33I'm about to take sweet, sweet victory!
12:36Damn it!
12:38Yes!
12:39Now is the winter of our discontent!
12:42A.K.A.
12:51Since Ishikari is big, it's also kinda heavy.
12:55If you drop it, that beast is gonna break.
13:05I got it!
13:06You should work with Kokodotsu at his family's shop!
13:11A.K.A.
13:12Was she serious?
13:13I mean, we've been friends a long time, but could I really work in his shop?
13:17Of course not!
13:19Duh!
13:21Hmm?
13:24A game piece!
13:43Brody BROADSu Walton
13:44Phil-Dubed!
13:46Help!
13:49No!
13:50Yeah, touch me!
13:53Ah!
13:54Multiples!
13:54Well...
13:55Linus morons shot!
13:56studying huh not even check this out hmm yogurt right awesome huh it tastes kind of sour but
14:08also sweet and it melts in your mouth yummy it's sort of like ramen a it's sort of like candy
14:13isn't
14:14yogurt amazing you and your dagashi this is cooler than other dagashi plus it's way different from
14:20the other snacks look on the back do you see where it says food with nutrient function claims
14:25on the box um yeah yogurt contains calcium which helps you grow strong the calcium is crucial to
14:34forming your bones and teeth and it has bifidobacteria which helps with pooping and stuff basically it's a
14:40tasty dagashi that's good for you too yogurt is super duper remarkable think about it kids are
14:46always begging their moms and dads for sweets but because parents want their kids to eat healthy
14:51stuff they might not find them candy very often and then yogurt comes in and is all like hey mom
14:57i'm a healthy snack okay we can get this one yeah you're the best mom thank you the inventors are
15:05so
15:05smart they made a truly awesome candy wow you really know a lot about dagashi huh coconuts
15:10well i knew a little bit oh hey if you thought that was cool check out what the inside packaging
15:18looks like hmm that's strange it looks like medicine yep you're on point as usual good job
15:25want to know why it's like that the manufacturer of yogurt makes medicine as well and they use the
15:31same packaging supplies for their snacks oh it's so much fun to pop the candy out of the package
15:41it kind of makes you feel like you're a grown-up everything about this candy is just so cool you
15:47know hey know what this would be good for playing something like doctor wouldn't it what did you say
15:55playing doctor yep well now we are gonna be fourth graders soon honestly we're too old for that game
16:05it's not like i really want to play but if you have your heart set on such a silly game
16:10we can oh no
16:11problem we can always play something else okay fine we'll play the dumb game stop pressuring me already
16:16huh and so
16:23what the heck this is lame doctor huh will you please examine me
16:32what's wrong young man my head feels kind of hot well then we should definitely check your temperature
16:39but we don't have a thermometer
16:43huh huh you might have a fever or maybe not do i
16:57oh wait a minute why do i have to be the doctor why it's so weird it's weird right well
17:10i'm sort of
17:10weeded out does that count and hey why is your face all red maybe you have a fever for real
17:18wow wow it's getting worse what fine if you're so smart then it's your turn to be the stupid doctor
17:29excuse me doctor i think i might be running a teensy little fever oh well i'll give you some
17:36medicine then huh oh but wait shouldn't you at least take my temperature nope just eat these
17:47okay take good care of yourself thank you for seeing me
17:54hey doctor what seems to be the problem
17:59my stomach it hurts i think i might be dying dying is probably bad
18:04you have to examine me there's no need for that huh this medicine will save you
18:18how do you feel do you maybe have a new lease on life yes what wonderful news
18:25well then take care thank you for seeing me
18:30doctor help i think i'm going into cardiac arrest oh no that sounds terrible right here the pain in my
18:37chest is unbearable i'm most definitely having a heart attack i beg you doctor please give me a thorough
18:44examination sure thing sounds like you need some medicine hey wait shouldn't you at least like
18:51listen to my heartbeat or something oh of course silly me
19:03sounds pretty good oh here take one of these
19:08doctor i think i have the chicken box please check me here's some medicine
19:13what are you some kind of quack
19:16huh what's wrong with you don't just prescribe medicine you should do things do things like this
19:23or that let's just do something
19:31are you ready miss we'll begin the operation now yes
19:39this is the anesthetic medicine swallow it
19:52what's wrong there isn't any left there's no more yogurt
19:58and that was my only box oh i'm sorry i guess i ate them all um i know i'll be
20:06the doctor and treat
20:07you okay come on now don't be sad coconuts i don't want to play oh geez stop being childish
20:25huh
20:43what a strange thing to remember just now no matter how old i get that memory never gets any less
20:50embarrassing
20:54knowing coconuts he probably forgot all about it boys are stupid
21:02well maybe it's not a bad thing if he did forget all that sometimes i really wish i could forget
21:07it
21:11hi guys oh look who it is what's up need something kind of
21:18so um i was wondering it's about what you said at the show i'm so glad you stopped by what
21:24you're just
21:25in time wait until you see today's awesome dagashi i think you'll totally like this one what kind of
21:30dog is she it's so cool this snack has food with nutrient function claims right on the box
21:36it's yogurt
21:37oh
21:41Master Sai, his face is all red.
21:47Wow, I just remembered I have to wash my hair.
22:04Well, I guess he does remember it.
22:28君を味わいながらHoly Love甘いチョコの香り
22:32口の中でふわり
22:40初めての口づけは カカオマスねラメ目はまだ早い
22:45刺激的な縛り
22:46ダメダメ デモデモああ、我慢できないキンガルな果実ねYeah,
22:56yeah, カラフルCan
22:57you eat the morning green?
22:59頭の中 鳴りかれてる 主にセロドリンHey!
23:08カロリークリーン!
23:09乙女の上 ストーリーク愛と夢と欲望が
23:18乗ってるのHey! カロリークリーン!
23:22止まらない 止められない
23:25気楽 わくわく 旅にフリーチだ君を味わいながらHoly
23:35Love
23:42I don't really want to talk about that stupid candy, HotaruRight,
23:46I'm sorry. You know,
23:48I never expected to see stars at the shrineWhat?Stars
23:51?Oh,
23:52do you mean
23:52the star gummy and makin' gummy?Eh, not exactlyWell,
23:56then, what do
23:57you mean?I was surprised that it was
23:59stars instead of, likeStrawberries or hearts,
24:01but stars are really cute too
24:03Wait, strawberries and hearts were popular designs on girls' underwear.
24:07Ah!
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