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00:15To be continued...
00:30色めきだす
00:35青春分像的には
00:39光のないはずなのに
00:40まるで君一人
00:42虎しくて相当意識て
00:44身を揺らせ
00:45楽しんでさ
00:47今ジャージでファニーな
00:50即興の聖書
00:53ここに始まる
00:54You and me are fantastic
00:59You and me are a boy miss girl
01:04Sugar and spice
01:06Let's go and drive
01:09I can't stop yet
01:13This is the future
01:15That's what I'm talking about
01:18I'm a shineri
01:20I'm running the way
01:24We're running the way
01:26We're running the way
01:29Do you understand?
01:34Checkmate
01:35To the end of the day
01:50Hotaru, thanks for meeting me so late.
01:53Sure.
01:54Did you get the good stuff?
01:55Only the best.
01:57There's just one way to be sure.
02:09I told you it was high quality.
02:14It's the middle of the night.
02:15This is weird, even for you two.
02:17Oh, Kokonatsu!
02:18Wow, fancy meeting you here!
02:20Um, is it?
02:22I do live here.
02:23So what's going on?
02:25Whoa, hold up.
02:26Why the heck are you hiding your face?
02:28Because I'm obviously making a sketchy deal!
02:31Yo, do you even hear yourself?
02:33Sketchy deals aren't supposed to be obvious!
02:36I guess that's true.
02:39I don't suppose I could convince you to turn a blind eye to this transaction?
02:45Hey, a bottle ramen-ay!
02:47I haven't seen one of these in forever!
02:49Our shop doesn't carry it, right?
02:51Which is kind of strange, because I remember selling them at one point in time.
02:56Yeah, about that.
02:57I've actually been ordering some, but...
03:00But?
03:02I kind of sort of accidentally ate it all.
03:04All of it?
03:05Stop!
03:06Just leave him alone!
03:07Look, this isn't Yo's fault, okay?
03:09Oh, Toru, don't.
03:10I'm the one who asked you to get it for me!
03:13Besides, this stuff is legal!
03:14We're totally innocent, damn it!
03:17If you're so innocent, then why are you shouting?
03:19Everything's fine!
03:20I mean, it's not like it's super addictive or anything!
03:23So nothing to see here!
03:26I need my fix!
03:27I'm going through withdrawals!
03:29Only addicts go through withdrawals!
03:31Now, now, addict is a strong word!
03:33We're just fans!
03:35Give it a try, you might like it!
03:38Well?
03:39Don't just stand there!
03:40Hurry up already!
03:41Go ahead and chug it like there's no tomorrow!
03:45Fine, calm down and I'll try it!
03:47Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
03:51Chug! Chug!
03:52All right, here goes nothing.
03:57The first time's always the hardest.
03:59It gets easier.
04:01I just got some powder stuck in my throat!
04:04Don't worry, your body will adjust.
04:06Right now, you're still a new user, but you'll be a pro in no time.
04:09Are you trying to make it sound like you're a drug addict?
04:12But I have to agree.
04:14Even though I almost choked to death, the ramen-a-powder was pretty good.
04:17Like, the flavor's really refreshing, you know?
04:20Oh, yes! Yes, I do know!
04:22What a perfect snack for a hot summer night like this one.
04:25For sure!
04:26Those rumors are lies!
04:28It's in no way dangerously addicting, but metaphorically speaking, you should try not to consume too much.
04:33Why did you wait to say that until after I tried it?
04:36Listen, I really like this snack, but you just ruined it for me.
04:40Maybe you should fix that.
04:41Oh, I know!
04:42Look, this will make you love it.
04:45You can take out the straw...
04:48And then eat the bottle!
04:50Cool! Two snacks in one!
04:55The wafer edges are sharp.
04:57I think it cut the inside of my cheek.
05:00I got an ouchie!
05:01Baby.
05:03Sharp edges aside,
05:05good point number two will really impress you.
05:08Ha!
05:09The bunny in the front is totally adorable!
05:12And he knows it.
05:13But the best part is...
05:14There are a ton of ways to eat bottle, Ramune.
05:17I know all of them!
05:18First, I'll explain the official method as confirmed by the company.
05:22You stick the straw into the bottom of the bottle and eat it that way.
05:26Next is the standard method, which you and Yo were just employing.
05:29It's simple.
05:31I think most people prefer the standard technique.
05:34Thirdly,
05:35hardcore foodies puncture the Ramune bottle and catch the yummy powder in their mouths.
05:39This way is called mischievous boy.
05:42And finally, for the fourth snack eating method,
05:45you tear it apart like an animal!
05:46This is the matly way!
05:48Ah!
05:49Well, what do you think?
05:51Do you love it again?
05:53Yeah, I suppose.
05:54I don't think it really matters much, though.
05:58I mean, it's not like we can actually sell them.
06:01Especially since Captain Speedo here likes hoarding it all for himself.
06:05Eating all the product is really bad for business.
06:10What should I do?
06:12Well, step one,
06:13admit you have a problem.
06:17Okay, then.
06:20I'm sorry.
06:23I'll fix this.
06:24Once I'm clean, you can be proud of me again.
06:26Deal?
06:27Wait for me!
06:29You can't do this alone!
06:32What are you talking about?
06:38Listen, kid.
06:40You know this won't be an easy journey.
06:42I know.
06:46Then let's get going.
07:05Well, I'm going back to bed.
07:07Weirdos.
07:33What time is it?
07:34Man, what is dad up to now?
07:36What's up, snack lovers from another mother?
07:40It's that time again.
07:42Today, I'm going to review the snack baby star ramen.
07:45Let's get ready to crumble!
07:46Okay, for my 10th video on Dagashi Channel Yo!
07:53It's the middle of the night.
07:56What's wrong with you?
07:58Oh, hey!
08:00Oh, hey!
08:03Are you serious?
08:05I can't believe you actually started a video blog.
08:08And it's all about snacks.
08:10Big surprise.
08:11Well, now, don't knock it.
08:14I'm just trying to make a little extra money.
08:16I've heard some people can earn 20 million a year making videos.
08:19They get roughly around 10,000 views a day.
08:22It's amazing.
08:23How many views do you get?
08:27Approximately speaking, like 13.
08:30That's pathetic!
08:31No wonder you're so broke!
08:34I guess you're right.
08:36Do you think you could watch me record and tell me what I can do to improve, maybe?
08:41I'm not an expert, but sure.
08:43Yosh!
08:44Okay, then.
08:45I'll just set it up real quick.
08:48There.
08:49Are you ready?
08:50Yep.
08:51Yo, yo, here we go, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, the more you know, yo, yeah!
08:57Behold!
08:59Today's Dagashi review is all about Baby Star Ramen.
09:03Let's see.
09:06Uh...
09:06Uh, did you guys know this is a ramen-type snack?
09:11And who here doesn't love ramen, am I right?
09:14Hmm.
09:15Whoa!
09:16Can you believe this was invented in 1959?
09:18Of course, I already knew that.
09:20The more you know, yo!
09:22Uh, even though it's been around for a while, my shop, Shigaradagashi, has been around longer.
09:27Back then, it was only called Baby Ramen.
09:29The more you know, yo!
09:31Next!
09:32I'll give it a try!
09:33Snack review, dude!
09:36Ow!
09:37Ow!
09:39Ow!
09:39Tastes awesome!
09:40It's very ramen-like.
09:42The texture is texture-y.
09:45No, wait.
09:47Texture.
09:48Is that the right word?
09:50Yo, suck at this!
09:51One, there's no such thing as textury.
09:54And two, there are more things to talk about!
09:56For example, you could tell them about how Baby Star Ramen was born from Instant Ramen.
10:00Yeah!
10:01The company's owner didn't want to waste the crumbs that fell off the ramen while it was drying,
10:06so he flavored it all and gave them to his employees.
10:09They liked it, and so Baby Star Ramen was born.
10:12That's right.
10:13People like stories like that.
10:15Your reviews should include all kinds of facts.
10:18There's way more to dagashi than just how it tastes, you know?
10:21Makes sense.
10:22For instance, you could even talk about the mascot.
10:25You mean Beichon?
10:27Right?
10:28Actually, there are two mascots.
10:30The boy is called Beichon, and his sister is Beichon.
10:33Oh, yeah!
10:34Their mom is a fashion designer, and their dad is an author, right?
10:38Yes, and Beichon goes on lots of adventures.
10:41He wears special costumes that his mom makes and gets to travel.
10:45He's had miso ramen up in Hokkaido,
10:47Gyoza senbei crackers in Utsunomiya,
10:50and ate ramen yaki in Hakata.
10:53Beichon has even traveled to other countries.
10:55It's pretty cool stuff.
10:56Yeah.
10:57I knew all that.
10:58So talk about it in your stupid video, genius!
11:01But I can't.
11:03The other snack review videos beat me to it.
11:07Then we'll reveal our secret weapon,
11:09something only a few people know about.
11:11What?
11:12The meaning behind the star!
11:14The word star and its name expresses a wish.
11:17A wish for the dagashi to become the brightest star in the sky of snacks!
11:38Isn't it amazing?
11:40I can't believe it racked up that many views so fast.
11:42Talk about awesome!
11:43I know, right?
11:45His passion for dagashi burns brighter than the baby star or ramen star.
11:49Is it okay if we watch it again?
11:51For sure!
11:52It's so cool!
11:53Then we'll reveal our secret weapon,
11:55something only a few people know about.
11:58The meaning behind the star!
12:02I'm going to kill you.
12:07Jeez, I'm seriously strapped for cash.
12:10I need new drawing stuff, but I'm too broke.
12:13I'll spot you, man.
12:14Huh?
12:15For real?
12:16How much you got?
12:17Uh, like 20.
12:18I should be lending you money.
12:21Uh-oh.
12:21I've watched the shop a lot lately.
12:23I should ask dad to pay me or something.
12:26Well, well.
12:26Sounds like you need some dough.
12:28Huh.
12:30Oh, it's Hotsuru!
12:31Huh?
12:33What's up?
12:34Hey, Endo!
12:35Good to see you!
12:37Huh?
12:38That face,
12:39and those sunglasses.
12:41I can't put my finger on it,
12:43but it reminds me of something.
12:44What's the matter?
12:46Uh...
12:46Oh, it's nothing important.
12:49Back to what I was saying earlier,
12:51I know an easy way to make you guys some quick money,
12:54but you'll have to act now if you want in on my secret method.
12:58Huh?
12:59You interested?
13:00Yes, I'm totally interested!
13:02Hold up, Toe.
13:03Sounds like one of those suspicious pyramid schemes.
13:06Don't be silly.
13:08It's legit!
13:09There's nothing remotely suspicious about this.
13:12Wow.
13:13You literally just made it more suspicious.
13:15This is my super-secret money-making technique
13:18that I personally developed.
13:19I've never shared it with anyone before!
13:21Today, you are truly fortunate!
13:24Whoa, who says we even want you to tell us?
13:26Slow your roll.
13:28I, for one, would love to hear about your method.
13:31Then I'll share it with you.
13:36Yes, I'm in!
13:38This is my get-rich-quick scheme!
13:41Huh?
13:42When you eat some snacks, you can win prizes.
13:44It's usually other snacks, like with popsicles.
13:47But with Yatamen, you win!
13:50Cool, hard cash, which rains down from the sky!
13:52Awesome!
13:53Oh, yeah!
13:54It doesn't rain from the sky.
13:56It's just a cash voucher.
13:58Huh?
13:58What's that?
14:00For example, if your ticket says you won 20 yen, you can exchange that voucher for 20 yen worth of
14:06dagashi.
14:07Aw, so no cash?
14:08Man, what a stupid price.
14:10Anyway, you can turn in your cash voucher thing for more snacks, increasing your chances of winning again.
14:16It's a foolproof money-making machine!
14:20You lose.
14:21What?
14:22That's not even remotely foolproof!
14:24And you just lost!
14:25True.
14:26So true.
14:29I'm a big, fat loser.
14:31I don't deserve a cash voucher.
14:33But I can't give up yet, because...
14:37I have hope!
14:38There's a rumor floating around the dagashi world that there's a way to tell which Yatamen are winners!
14:43Really?
14:45Ah, I get it.
14:46So that's what your money-making technique is really about.
14:49That's a bingo!
14:51Let's see...
14:53Here's one!
14:55Notice anything?
14:56Like maybe how the lid is pressed in on it?
15:01This one is a winner.
15:03For real?
15:04According to the rumors.
15:06Oh.
15:06I don't know.
15:07That's not what I heard.
15:08See, when someone told me it was,
15:10if there's space between the arrow and the corner where it opens on the lid,
15:14then it's a winner.
15:16What?
15:16There's another rumor?
15:18Oh, but it does look like it presses in pretty easily.
15:21No way.
15:23You see what I'm saying?
15:25We have to find out!
15:27We'll test all the rumors and see which one is true!
15:30Whatever floats your boat.
15:34Okay, guys.
15:35Let's do this.
15:37Good luck!
15:41I want 100 yen!
15:44All right!
15:45Look, I want two!
15:4720 yen!
15:48Congratulations!
15:50What about you?
15:52Uh-oh.
15:56Well, uh, looks like you're both lucky.
15:59I'm happy for you.
16:00Seriously.
16:02Yeah, she's definitely upset that she lost.
16:05Okay!
16:06I'll give it one more shot!
16:10Oh!
16:11Hey, look at this one!
16:13The lid is bent in.
16:14Maybe it's a winner.
16:20Don't give up.
16:21The arrow on this Yatamin looks a little different.
16:26You lose.
16:27You lose.
16:29You lose.
16:30You lose.
16:31You lose!
16:31You lose!
16:36This tastes pretty rad.
16:38That's less salty than regular ramen, but good.
16:42I guess there's just no way to beat you guys.
16:45Oh.
16:46Didn't know we were competing.
16:49Can I tell you both a secret?
16:51Don't laugh, okay?
16:53Sure.
16:54I've never won anything.
16:56Dagashi, or anything else for that matter.
17:00Nothing?
17:01But then why did you say all that stuff earlier about making money by finding winning snacks?
17:07I just wanted to believe.
17:09Believe that I can be lucky too.
17:14Look, Hotaru.
17:16Even innocent gambling like this can be dangerous.
17:19I know.
17:23By the way, Kokunotsu.
17:25Let's move on to the next event.
17:27We'll use Sour Grape to decide your fate.
17:29Lose, and you have to take over the store.
17:31I just said that gambling was dangerous.
17:33Also, why do you think I would make a stupid bet that would decide my future?
17:38Uh, now then.
17:40Endo, to be fair, I think you should be in the competition as well.
17:43Huh?
17:43Sounds cool.
17:44Don't ignore me!
17:46And so?
17:46Each package of Watch Out for the Sour Grape has three pieces of gum.
17:51They look the same, but one of them is extremely sour.
17:54Oh.
17:55The sour flavor was unintentional.
17:58The company accidentally mixed in a long amount of citric acid.
18:01When their boss tried the gum, he fainted in agony over its unexpected sourness.
18:07The company thought it was hilarious, so they commercialized it.
18:11A story like that definitely makes this a dagashi.
18:15Life, like food, is full of surprises and coincidences, and sometimes you gotta roll with it.
18:20Basically, this match is about picking a piece of gum at random, and if it's the sour one, you lose.
18:25Yes, exactly right!
18:27Sounds simple enough, Coconuts.
18:34Well, yeah, about that.
18:36It sounds dumb, but this match is actually pretty important to me.
18:40Because your whole future hangs in the balance?
18:43Dude, don't even sweat it.
18:45It's the two of us against her.
18:46Remember how earlier she said she's never won anything in her life?
18:50Yeah, I remember.
18:52But despite that, she seems oddly confident.
18:55I mean, what if she actually wins, huh?
18:57You're right to worry.
18:59I just so happen to have an ace up my sleeve.
19:01As it turns out, there's a very easy way to know which piece of gum is the sour grape.
19:11Are you okay, Hotaru?
19:13The sunglasses?
19:15What sunglasses?
19:17Oh, on the package.
19:18They changed it up recently, yeah, and got rid of the grape with the sunglasses on it.
19:24Mmm.
19:25Oh, man, I have majorly messed up.
19:28There was a grape on the old package wearing sunglasses.
19:31You could depend on the sour grape always being right beneath that one.
19:36I was so positive that I couldn't lose this match.
19:40But how could I forget the company went and changed its stupid packaging?
19:45Now I have no idea which one is sour.
19:47What about you?
19:49Oh, sorry, did you say something?
19:51Just wondering.
19:52What happens if you're the one who picks the sour grape?
19:55Me?
19:56Well, I haven't thought about it.
19:59But I'll do anything you want, I guess.
20:03Anything?
20:05Coconut.
20:05It's obvious you're thinking dirty thoughts.
20:08You shut your pervy mouth!
20:11Anyway, let's do this.
20:13Is it okay if I pick first?
20:15Sure, yeah, go right ahead.
20:18Well...
20:21This one.
20:23Actually, wait!
20:24As it turns out, would it be too much to ask if I could choose first?
20:28Um, no.
20:29Be my guest.
20:36Which one?
20:37If only the sunglasses wearing grape was here!
20:47So, you gonna pick?
20:50Yes, of course!
20:51This one looks good.
20:54Kokonotsu is going to pick this piece earlier, and he's luckier than me.
20:58So it should be fine, I hope.
21:00All righty then.
21:01Got mine.
21:03Okay, I guess I get what's left.
21:06Are you guys ready?
21:08Good luck.
21:09Yes.
21:10To the sour grape!
21:12To the sour grape!
21:14Mmm!
21:20Oh, thank God.
21:21Mine tastes super sweet.
21:22Mm-hmm.
21:23Yeah, my piece is sweet, too.
21:24Guess who got the sour grape?
21:26I don't know what they're talking about!
21:29Check out the look on your face!
21:31I don't know, man.
21:32That gum looks pretty sour, if you ask me.
21:35Of course I would lose again!
21:37Like always!
21:43Behold the taste!
21:44The taste of defeat!
21:46Tastes sour, huh?
21:48Really?
21:49Cheer up, Hotaru.
21:51There are worse things in life than being bad at gambling.
21:53I mean, you're awesome at so many other things, and you know a lot about food.
21:58That's sweet of you, but it's just no use.
22:02Bye.
22:03Guess I'll see you guys later.
22:04Oh, see ya.
22:07Hey, wait.
22:08Did she say that if she lost, she'd do whatever I asked her to do?
22:15Fly, you fool!
22:41Oh, see ya.
22:45No kuchizuke wa kakao masu me
22:50Namune wa maada haaiai
22:54Shigekiteki na shuwaari
22:56Dame dame
22:57Nemo dame
22:59Ah, gaman deki nai
23:02Kinga-ru
23:03Naka jisune yeah yeah
23:05Kala-suru
23:06Can't it to mami-gui
23:09A-sama no na-ka
23:10Na-mi-tari-te-ru
23:12O-mo-ni-se-o-do-di-ru
23:16Hey! Kala-suru
23:19O-to-me-no u-estornibus
23:23A-i-to-yume-to-yosu-do-oh-san
23:26No-teru-no
23:28Hey! Kala-suru
23:31T-o-maranai
23:32Ya-me-ra-re-nai
23:34Mi-waku
23:36Waku-waku
23:37No kuri-suru
23:40Kimi wo
23:42A-ju-wai-na-ga-ra
23:44Nara-si-u-wai-na-tari-ru
24:14Yeah!
24:15And tell!
24:16Make sure you check it out online!
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