00:00Well, be-beow, be-beow, be-beow!
00:02Playing with your toys again, Chuck?
00:04Yeah!
00:04Cotton Candy 5-Hour Energy Flavor is back, it makes me feel like a kid again, you should
00:09try it!
00:10Akh-ba-gosh-in-be-gorn, wait, David's here!
00:12Oh, there he is!
00:13Give me that!
00:22Well, this seems like it's not the best idea, but as nursing homes face staffing crises,
00:28this is, they're bringing in helper robots.
00:33We know robots scare seniors, so I don't know if this is the best idea.
00:36They're not gonna trust it.
00:37They'll not at all.
00:39Here's that story from CBS News.
00:41Helper.
00:42Good job, Ms. Barrow.
00:44Over their lifetime, the people in this room have seen major advancements in technology,
00:49television, the internet, Neil Armstrong walking on the moon.
00:54But now, a different kind of giant leap.
00:58Why do you gotta make it look like a creep?
01:01He plays music.
01:02Should I practice my autograph?
01:04Knows how to work a room.
01:06Rich U.S. state is known as the Sunshine State.
01:09And happens to be very good at trivia games.
01:12Wow!
01:13The folks here at Live Oak Adult Daycare Center in San Jose are living with mild to moderate dementia.
01:19I love it!
01:20And Iroki has a way of bringing the room to life.
01:23It has brought a lot of joy.
01:26Izumi Asukawa is Live Oak's chief happiness officer.
01:30Yes, that's actually her title.
01:32She says the robots keep people company, freeing staff to focus on care.
01:3710,000 people are turning 65 every day, and we don't have enough caregivers.
01:42One job I know we'll never have is chief happiness officer.
01:45Oh, no.
01:46I think I can do it.
01:46I think I can do it.
01:48You can't do it.
01:49Let's go, everybody!
01:50You make fun of everybody.
01:51Time to get happy!
01:52What are you talking about?
01:53Can you imagine?
01:54The CHO called me a little bitch.
01:56Yeah, no.
01:57Chief happiness officer?
01:58No, listen.
01:59He'd have all...
02:00Because in his brain, he's like, oh, yeah, no, I can make these old people happy.
02:03He'd set all this stuff up.
02:04There'd be a couple, like Muriel would be asleep.
02:07He'd be like, wake up, Muriel!
02:08Wake!
02:08Come on, bitch!
02:10Wake up!
02:11And then, like, people don't like it, they're not happy, and then he flips into rage day.
02:18Like when he tried to take away a giveaway because they weren't excited enough?
02:21Exactly.
02:22Yeah.
02:23You don't win bingo today, bitch!
02:24This guy could never do it.
02:26No.
02:26You don't know me.
02:28No.
02:29Chief happiness officer.
02:32Yeah.
02:32No, Jason.
02:33I just play a character here, man.
02:35Let's be realistic.
02:36I'm full of joy.
02:37You're not full of joy when you leave here.
02:39I do.
02:41There's no way.
02:42I can't even imagine.
02:44Hoodie up.
02:44Those poor ladies.
02:45You don't know me at all.
02:47He's taking them all to the zoo, I guess.
02:50You don't know me.
02:51You don't.
02:53You texted me when you were home with your kids, and you basically said you wanted to
02:56kill yourself.
02:57Well, that was personal.
02:59And you know what?
03:01As a chief happiness officer, you shouldn't be revealing that sort of stuff.
03:04Just this morning, I said I had a hood on to feel comfortable, and you were like,
03:08oh, yeah, all the hand movements.
03:12You're real supportive when we're in a bad mood.
03:15I am not currently chief happiness officer.
03:17I'm saying I could play the role.
03:18I don't think anyone here thinks that's not ideal.
03:21No, we're not qualified.
03:21That's the point.
03:22I'd be the best.
03:23It's bad.
03:24I can do anything I put my mind to.
03:25No.
03:26I'd only want to work at a place where everybody was realistic.
03:30I got you, huh?
03:30Yeah.
03:31You know?
03:31Absolutely.
03:32Like, we're not trying to be happy here, right?
03:34This sucks, doesn't it?
03:36I'm going to prove you wrong.
03:38All right.
03:38Well, we all know this sucks.
03:39You guys want to play some bingo?
03:41No.
03:41Bingo sucks.
03:42You're right.
03:43It sucks.
03:43But what else are we going to do?
03:44You want to just sit in that chair all day?
03:46Yeah.
03:46You can't even move.
03:48I'm on a mission.
03:50Yeah.
03:51I'm going to prove you wrong.
03:52Just wait.
03:53Let's see how long chief happiness Jason lasts.
03:56Okay.
03:56What do we got coming up next, Dave?
03:58Can't wait to hear it.
03:59The year of the butt crack.
04:00Mmm.
04:01Mine.
04:02You guys like butt cracks, right?
04:03Of course, crack.
04:04It's all about me.
04:05Ugh.
04:06And he's gone.
04:07And he's out.
04:09Well, it's like the second time he's put his butt right in my face today.
04:11Yeah, that's true.
04:12If you manage to keep your New Year's resolutions to lose weight this long, it's possible that
04:16your pants are sagging off your hips and you need a belt.
04:19Nope.
04:20Well, good news.
04:21According to Vogue, 2026 is the year of the crack.
04:26They're not talking about the drug.
04:27They're talking about backside cleavage.
04:31Welcome to the year of the crack.
04:33That's right out, though.
04:35That's right out.
04:36And more advanced than 2000, whatever.
04:38Yeah, that's what I thought we were getting back to.
04:40If you haven't been paying attention to fashion runways lately, high-end designers are hyping
04:45a look featuring a little plumber's crack.
04:48Sometimes a lot.
04:50Yeah, that's just that chick's ass is right out.
04:52Yes.
04:53Yeah, the image they chose shows everything but a crack.
04:55Yeah.
04:56Yeah.
04:57Some celebrities and influencers have also been experimenting with the trend, including
05:01Kendall Jenner, Zoe Kravitz, and Hailey Bieber.
05:04It's not new.
05:05Last spring, the hot trend at Milan was low-cut jeans with a hint of crack showing for both
05:10women and men.
05:12Yikes.
05:12But Vogue thinks it's ready to go mainstream, and this will officially be the year of the
05:18butt crack.
05:18Well, it's finally time for our chubbier men of this generation to feel how we felt when
05:26little tiny jeans hit the market, and that was all you basically could buy, and low-rise
05:34jeans on a chubby man.
05:35Low-rise jeans on a chubby man.
05:36I made one low-rise mistake once.
05:39Yep, me too.
05:40Yep.
05:41I spent the whole day pulling my pants up.
05:43The most uncomfortable day of my life.
05:45I put a belt on and cinched it so tight that I think both of my legs almost died.
05:52You know?
05:54We are not meant to show our cracks.
05:56No.
05:56It's a real tragedy.
05:58It really is.
05:59But they say this will be the year.
06:00So if you want to read more about Year of the Crack, you'll find the details at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
06:06Yeah.
06:07It's not for all of us.
06:10How's it going over there, Chief Happiness Officer?
06:12I'm smiling.
06:12Yep.
06:13It's Year of the Crack.
06:14Court wants to show you something in his office there.
06:16Bring it on in.
06:18Oh, don't.
06:19Don't say that.
06:20Don't.
06:20Don't.
06:20Don't.
06:21You guys are going to see it too.
06:23You just called Satan.
06:24Oh, there he is.
06:25He came in two seconds.
06:27I'm not looking at his crack.
06:28Turn around.
06:29Turn around.
06:30I'm not looking at his crack.
06:32Oh, my God.
06:32It's out.
06:33Oh, my God.
06:34There's no way.
06:35I'm turning around.
06:36Year of the Crack.
06:37I'm not looking.
06:37I will not look at his crack.
06:39As the Chief Happiness Officer, you must.
06:41Don't make him look at his crack.
06:43God bless it.
06:45Oh.
06:46I thought when I came back, things would change.
06:49What?
06:49It's getting worse.
06:50I know.
06:52But today's a weird day.
06:53Oh, it is a weird day.
06:54It is weird.
06:55I don't know what to tell you about today.
06:58I didn't expect to see that today.
07:00No.
07:00No.
07:01I heard Jason's cry of anguish all the way down here.
07:03Oh, yes.
07:04What the?
07:05And there he goes.
07:08It took him seriously like two seconds to walk through that door.
07:11Yeah.
07:11Oh, he's ready.
07:12I can't believe it was that fast.
07:13I heard his keys jangle as soon as he said court.
07:16You show me a person who can stay happy through that.
07:19The man just bust in this room to show me his crack.
07:22Put your hoodie on.
07:22Put your hoodie on.
07:23Forget it.
07:24Just forget it.
07:25Back up.
07:26Happiness officer experiment.
07:27That's it.
07:28Ruined by one man's crack.
07:30I won't give up.
07:31Court was bent over for a lot longer than he wanted to stay bent over.
07:34I don't know what he was looking for over there.
07:37I didn't find it.
07:37I have to come back.
07:39Don't come in here.
07:40I got scissors.
07:41Here up the crack.
07:43Here we go.
07:44Oh, my God.
07:45He's got a weapon.
07:46Yeah, don't.
07:47No, it's not safe.
07:48Never mind.
07:49I found it.
07:49That's how he's no longer chief happiness officer.
07:52You hear that?
07:52Yeah.
07:52Okay.
07:53This is an ASMR haircut.
07:54Okay.
07:54We're going to take a break when we come back.
07:57The sexist.
07:58We're going to start breaking.
07:59But we're not looking for it.
07:59So we are getting a look at that.
08:00We're going to see the next video.
08:00The sexist is coming back.
08:00We're going to take a break.
08:00We're going to take a break.
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