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Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about 2026 being the 'Year of the Crack' in the fashion world. And, when Jason was trying to be our Chief Happiness Officer, Cort came in and showed him his butt crack to put him to the test of staying happy.

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00:00Well, be-beow, be-beow, be-beow!
00:02Playing with your toys again, Chuck?
00:04Yeah!
00:04Cotton Candy 5-Hour Energy Flavor is back, it makes me feel like a kid again, you should
00:09try it!
00:10Akh-ba-gosh-in-be-gorn, wait, David's here!
00:12Oh, there he is!
00:13Give me that!
00:22Well, this seems like it's not the best idea, but as nursing homes face staffing crises,
00:28this is, they're bringing in helper robots.
00:33We know robots scare seniors, so I don't know if this is the best idea.
00:36They're not gonna trust it.
00:37They'll not at all.
00:39Here's that story from CBS News.
00:41Helper.
00:42Good job, Ms. Barrow.
00:44Over their lifetime, the people in this room have seen major advancements in technology,
00:49television, the internet, Neil Armstrong walking on the moon.
00:54But now, a different kind of giant leap.
00:58Why do you gotta make it look like a creep?
01:01He plays music.
01:02Should I practice my autograph?
01:04Knows how to work a room.
01:06Rich U.S. state is known as the Sunshine State.
01:09And happens to be very good at trivia games.
01:12Wow!
01:13The folks here at Live Oak Adult Daycare Center in San Jose are living with mild to moderate dementia.
01:19I love it!
01:20And Iroki has a way of bringing the room to life.
01:23It has brought a lot of joy.
01:26Izumi Asukawa is Live Oak's chief happiness officer.
01:30Yes, that's actually her title.
01:32She says the robots keep people company, freeing staff to focus on care.
01:3710,000 people are turning 65 every day, and we don't have enough caregivers.
01:42One job I know we'll never have is chief happiness officer.
01:45Oh, no.
01:46I think I can do it.
01:46I think I can do it.
01:48You can't do it.
01:49Let's go, everybody!
01:50You make fun of everybody.
01:51Time to get happy!
01:52What are you talking about?
01:53Can you imagine?
01:54The CHO called me a little bitch.
01:56Yeah, no.
01:57Chief happiness officer?
01:58No, listen.
01:59He'd have all...
02:00Because in his brain, he's like, oh, yeah, no, I can make these old people happy.
02:03He'd set all this stuff up.
02:04There'd be a couple, like Muriel would be asleep.
02:07He'd be like, wake up, Muriel!
02:08Wake!
02:08Come on, bitch!
02:10Wake up!
02:11And then, like, people don't like it, they're not happy, and then he flips into rage day.
02:18Like when he tried to take away a giveaway because they weren't excited enough?
02:21Exactly.
02:22Yeah.
02:23You don't win bingo today, bitch!
02:24This guy could never do it.
02:26No.
02:26You don't know me.
02:28No.
02:29Chief happiness officer.
02:32Yeah.
02:32No, Jason.
02:33I just play a character here, man.
02:35Let's be realistic.
02:36I'm full of joy.
02:37You're not full of joy when you leave here.
02:39I do.
02:41There's no way.
02:42I can't even imagine.
02:44Hoodie up.
02:44Those poor ladies.
02:45You don't know me at all.
02:47He's taking them all to the zoo, I guess.
02:50You don't know me.
02:51You don't.
02:53You texted me when you were home with your kids, and you basically said you wanted to
02:56kill yourself.
02:57Well, that was personal.
02:59And you know what?
03:01As a chief happiness officer, you shouldn't be revealing that sort of stuff.
03:04Just this morning, I said I had a hood on to feel comfortable, and you were like,
03:08oh, yeah, all the hand movements.
03:12You're real supportive when we're in a bad mood.
03:15I am not currently chief happiness officer.
03:17I'm saying I could play the role.
03:18I don't think anyone here thinks that's not ideal.
03:21No, we're not qualified.
03:21That's the point.
03:22I'd be the best.
03:23It's bad.
03:24I can do anything I put my mind to.
03:25No.
03:26I'd only want to work at a place where everybody was realistic.
03:30I got you, huh?
03:30Yeah.
03:31You know?
03:31Absolutely.
03:32Like, we're not trying to be happy here, right?
03:34This sucks, doesn't it?
03:36I'm going to prove you wrong.
03:38All right.
03:38Well, we all know this sucks.
03:39You guys want to play some bingo?
03:41No.
03:41Bingo sucks.
03:42You're right.
03:43It sucks.
03:43But what else are we going to do?
03:44You want to just sit in that chair all day?
03:46Yeah.
03:46You can't even move.
03:48I'm on a mission.
03:50Yeah.
03:51I'm going to prove you wrong.
03:52Just wait.
03:53Let's see how long chief happiness Jason lasts.
03:56Okay.
03:56What do we got coming up next, Dave?
03:58Can't wait to hear it.
03:59The year of the butt crack.
04:00Mmm.
04:01Mine.
04:02You guys like butt cracks, right?
04:03Of course, crack.
04:04It's all about me.
04:05Ugh.
04:06And he's gone.
04:07And he's out.
04:09Well, it's like the second time he's put his butt right in my face today.
04:11Yeah, that's true.
04:12If you manage to keep your New Year's resolutions to lose weight this long, it's possible that
04:16your pants are sagging off your hips and you need a belt.
04:19Nope.
04:20Well, good news.
04:21According to Vogue, 2026 is the year of the crack.
04:26They're not talking about the drug.
04:27They're talking about backside cleavage.
04:31Welcome to the year of the crack.
04:33That's right out, though.
04:35That's right out.
04:36And more advanced than 2000, whatever.
04:38Yeah, that's what I thought we were getting back to.
04:40If you haven't been paying attention to fashion runways lately, high-end designers are hyping
04:45a look featuring a little plumber's crack.
04:48Sometimes a lot.
04:50Yeah, that's just that chick's ass is right out.
04:52Yes.
04:53Yeah, the image they chose shows everything but a crack.
04:55Yeah.
04:56Yeah.
04:57Some celebrities and influencers have also been experimenting with the trend, including
05:01Kendall Jenner, Zoe Kravitz, and Hailey Bieber.
05:04It's not new.
05:05Last spring, the hot trend at Milan was low-cut jeans with a hint of crack showing for both
05:10women and men.
05:12Yikes.
05:12But Vogue thinks it's ready to go mainstream, and this will officially be the year of the
05:18butt crack.
05:18Well, it's finally time for our chubbier men of this generation to feel how we felt when
05:26little tiny jeans hit the market, and that was all you basically could buy, and low-rise
05:34jeans on a chubby man.
05:35Low-rise jeans on a chubby man.
05:36I made one low-rise mistake once.
05:39Yep, me too.
05:40Yep.
05:41I spent the whole day pulling my pants up.
05:43The most uncomfortable day of my life.
05:45I put a belt on and cinched it so tight that I think both of my legs almost died.
05:52You know?
05:54We are not meant to show our cracks.
05:56No.
05:56It's a real tragedy.
05:58It really is.
05:59But they say this will be the year.
06:00So if you want to read more about Year of the Crack, you'll find the details at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
06:06Yeah.
06:07It's not for all of us.
06:10How's it going over there, Chief Happiness Officer?
06:12I'm smiling.
06:12Yep.
06:13It's Year of the Crack.
06:14Court wants to show you something in his office there.
06:16Bring it on in.
06:18Oh, don't.
06:19Don't say that.
06:20Don't.
06:20Don't.
06:20Don't.
06:21You guys are going to see it too.
06:23You just called Satan.
06:24Oh, there he is.
06:25He came in two seconds.
06:27I'm not looking at his crack.
06:28Turn around.
06:29Turn around.
06:30I'm not looking at his crack.
06:32Oh, my God.
06:32It's out.
06:33Oh, my God.
06:34There's no way.
06:35I'm turning around.
06:36Year of the Crack.
06:37I'm not looking.
06:37I will not look at his crack.
06:39As the Chief Happiness Officer, you must.
06:41Don't make him look at his crack.
06:43God bless it.
06:45Oh.
06:46I thought when I came back, things would change.
06:49What?
06:49It's getting worse.
06:50I know.
06:52But today's a weird day.
06:53Oh, it is a weird day.
06:54It is weird.
06:55I don't know what to tell you about today.
06:58I didn't expect to see that today.
07:00No.
07:00No.
07:01I heard Jason's cry of anguish all the way down here.
07:03Oh, yes.
07:04What the?
07:05And there he goes.
07:08It took him seriously like two seconds to walk through that door.
07:11Yeah.
07:11Oh, he's ready.
07:12I can't believe it was that fast.
07:13I heard his keys jangle as soon as he said court.
07:16You show me a person who can stay happy through that.
07:19The man just bust in this room to show me his crack.
07:22Put your hoodie on.
07:22Put your hoodie on.
07:23Forget it.
07:24Just forget it.
07:25Back up.
07:26Happiness officer experiment.
07:27That's it.
07:28Ruined by one man's crack.
07:30I won't give up.
07:31Court was bent over for a lot longer than he wanted to stay bent over.
07:34I don't know what he was looking for over there.
07:37I didn't find it.
07:37I have to come back.
07:39Don't come in here.
07:40I got scissors.
07:41Here up the crack.
07:43Here we go.
07:44Oh, my God.
07:45He's got a weapon.
07:46Yeah, don't.
07:47No, it's not safe.
07:48Never mind.
07:49I found it.
07:49That's how he's no longer chief happiness officer.
07:52You hear that?
07:52Yeah.
07:52Okay.
07:53This is an ASMR haircut.
07:54Okay.
07:54We're going to take a break when we come back.
07:57The sexist.
07:58We're going to start breaking.
07:59But we're not looking for it.
07:59So we are getting a look at that.
08:00We're going to see the next video.
08:00The sexist is coming back.
08:00We're going to take a break.
08:00We're going to take a break.
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