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00:00From the Alex Trebek stage at Sony Picture Studios, this is Celebrity Jeopardy! All-Star!
00:12Introducing tonight's celebrity players, she's an Emmy-winning sports comedy host now on SiriusXM's fan service and her podcast, Casuals.
00:23Here's Katie Nolan. He's an actor, writer, and producer you know from Apple TV's The Morning Show and his indie
00:33horror series, The Creep Tapes.
00:35Please welcome Mark Duplass.
00:40And she was a seven-season cast member on SNL and is now the host of the podcast Woo Woo
00:47with Rachel Dratch.
00:49It's Rachel Dratch.
00:52And now, here is your host, Ken Jennings.
00:59Thank you, Johnny Gilbert. And welcome everyone to the first ever Celebrity Jeopardy! All-Stars.
01:04Over the past three seasons, we've seen some exceptional gameplay from our celebrity contestants, and now 21 of the very
01:11best are back with us to compete.
01:13The All-Stars tournament begins here in the quarterfinals.
01:16Winners move on to the semifinals, where they'll be joined by former celebrity champions Ike Barinholtz, Lisa Ann Walter, and
01:23W. Kamau Bell.
01:24Only three can advance to the finals, where they'll have a chance to win that coveted million-dollar grand prize
01:30for charity.
01:31First up, we have with us tonight Rachel Dratch, Mark Duplass, and Katie Nolan.
01:35Welcome back, everybody. How are we feeling?
01:37Good.
01:37Excited!
01:38It seems like real excitement. I buy that.
01:40Should we play Jeopardy?
01:41Sure!
01:42Good luck. Let's do it.
01:43Here are the categories we have for you in the first round.
01:46First up, oh, good news.
01:48You're invited to the wedding.
01:49Then we have a world history quiz, blank, blank, and blank, and each response in that category will be in
01:57that format, like snap, crackle, and pop.
01:59Then we have the old college try, starts with two vowels.
02:03And finally, the King James Bible tells me so.
02:07Rachel, you get to select first.
02:09Ooh, how about blank, blank, and blank for 100, please?
02:11Sure.
02:12In Christianity, the Trinity refers to the unity of these three in one Godhead.
02:18Mark.
02:19What is the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost?
02:21Yes.
02:22All right, let's do the old college try for 100.
02:25What began as a small school that opened in 1838 in Randolph County, North Carolina,
02:30became this university named for a tobacco magnate.
02:37And now it's Duke University.
02:38Oh, don't!
02:39All right, back to you, Mark.
02:40Let's do blank, blank, and blank for two.
02:42Meaning completely, these three elements are part of a firearm.
02:47Rachel.
02:47Oh, I did that wrong.
02:49Uh, what is hook, line, and sinker?
02:51And I know that's not right.
02:51It is not, I'm afraid.
02:53That's not a firearm.
02:54Katie.
02:55What is lock, stock, and barrel?
02:56Those are parts of a firearm.
02:58Well done.
02:59That was a guess.
03:00Um, okay, let's go to...
03:02Starts with two vowels for 300.
03:05Ooh, okay.
03:06You can clean a wound with a tincture made from this element,
03:09but it's gonna sting, so put on your big kid pants.
03:12Katie.
03:13What is iodine?
03:14Yes.
03:15Uh, starts with two vowels for 400.
03:17Sometimes confused with an anteater,
03:19this nocturnal mammal is also known as an earth pig.
03:23Katie.
03:24What is an aardvark?
03:24It is an aardvark.
03:26Starts with two vowels for 500.
03:28It's a gooey medicine for your skin,
03:31but be careful, sometimes there's a fly in it.
03:33Rachel.
03:34What is ointment?
03:35Fly in the ointment, yes.
03:36Takes you out of the hole.
03:37Um, blank, blank, and blank for 300, please.
03:39Jeff Emmerich used this Beatles song
03:42as the title of his memoir of being their sound engineer.
03:48What is here, there, and everywhere?
03:51Oh, okay.
03:51Back to you, Rachel.
03:52Oh, how about, um,
03:54starts with two vowels for 200, please.
03:56It's a feeling of elation or well-being.
03:59Some feel it in nature or at the gym,
04:01others while watching Zendaya on TV.
04:04Rachel.
04:05What is euphoria?
04:05Yeah.
04:06Um, old college try for 200, please.
04:09In 2020, this Ivy League school in New Jersey
04:12dropped Woodrow Wilson's name from two institutions.
04:16Mark.
04:16What is Princeton?
04:17That's right.
04:18Uh, let's go blank, blank, and blank for four.
04:21It's been said flat out that romaine is the best to use
04:24in this sandwich.
04:25The other two marquee ingredients can be nooskies and vine ripe.
04:29Katie.
04:29What is a, what is a bacon, lettuce, and tomato?
04:32That's right.
04:32You remembered the category.
04:34Nicely done.
04:34Um, let's finish that category for $500.
04:38Dating from the time of the revolution,
04:40this trio makes up the national motto of France.
04:43Rachel.
04:43What is Liberté Egalité Fraternity?
04:46Well done, yes.
04:47Okay.
04:48Um, old college try for 300, please.
04:51This east coast school says it's obsessed with numbers.
04:54Even it's janitors are math geniuses, at least on screen.
04:57Rachel.
04:58What is Harvard?
04:59It was not Harvard.
05:00Oh, I was going...
05:01Mark Kirkady.
05:03Goodwill Hunting is a janitor at MIT.
05:06I thought it was Harvard.
05:07Back to you, Rachel.
05:08Okay, old college try for 400.
05:10In 1967, the tech school bearing the name of this man merged with a science
05:15research center called the Mellon Institute.
05:18Rachel.
05:18Who is Carnegie?
05:19Yes.
05:20Okay, um, how about, um, old college try for 500?
05:23We'll finish it off with this.
05:25Course fees, an annual stipend of about $25,000, and two flights to and from the UK,
05:31are part of this scholarship at Oxford.
05:33Katie.
05:34What is the Rhodes Scholarship?
05:35That's right.
05:35Thank goodness.
05:37Um, let's go with...
05:39It starts with two vowels for 100.
05:41Microsoft introduced this spelling feature in 1993.
05:45We still use it today, even though sometimes it drives us nuts.
05:49Rachel.
05:50What is autocorrect?
05:51That is correct, yes.
05:52Okay.
05:53That's autocorrect, in fact.
05:54You're just $600 off Katie's lead.
05:56We're going to pause for a moment, but we'll come back with more Celebrity Jeopardy All-Stars.
05:59Don't you go anywhere.
06:01Okay, we did it.
06:02First one in the book.
06:03Move it, guys.
06:03We did it.
06:04Move it.
06:05No big mistakes.
06:06Move it.
06:09Katie Nolan, originally from Framingham, Massachusetts, is a sports media personality,
06:14a host, and a former Celebrity Jeopardy finalist, if I might add.
06:18How does it feel to be back?
06:20It's good.
06:20I never thought I'd be back here, so it's very exciting.
06:23Uh, Jeopardy was the highlight of my life, so...
06:26Is that right?
06:26Yes.
06:27I'm very, very excited to be back, and I hope I don't...
06:29We are flattered.
06:29Yeah, it's the best.
06:30This is the best show on television.
06:31You know that.
06:32It's pretty good.
06:33Yeah.
06:33It's pretty good.
06:34Do you have any expectations for yourself this time?
06:35Former finalist.
06:36That's quite a resume.
06:37I know.
06:38So I'm trying not to hold myself to too high of a standard, because I don't want to put
06:40too much pressure.
06:41Um, but I would...
06:42I'd like to win it all this time.
06:44I lost in the finals to Lisa Ann, a worthy competitor, who I'm...
06:47She's very good.
06:48Excited to see again.
06:50Um, but yeah, I'd like to...
06:51I'd like her to get eliminated before we...
06:53I just...
06:53You know what I mean?
06:54I just want to win this time.
06:55I want to win.
06:56You don't want the rematch with Lisa Ann.
06:57No, I would.
06:58I mean, look, everybody...
06:59There's so many talented people that are here.
07:01Sure.
07:01It's like much more stressful than last time, I feel, because of the all-star of it all.
07:06So I'm a little...
07:07I'm nervous, but excited.
07:08Because you got some experience under your belt.
07:10Yeah.
07:10If I remember right, she was the only player in that finals who remembered the phrase,
07:13the butler did it.
07:14Yeah, Ken, you remember right.
07:16Oh.
07:16Here's the thing.
07:17So like, I realized afterwards, and I'm sure you've heard this before from contestants on Jeopardy!
07:22I'm...
07:23I knew that phrase.
07:24It just didn't come to mind at all.
07:26It was the butler did it, was the final Jeopardy!
07:28And I realized afterwards, because everybody told me on social media that when the Patriots
07:34won the Super Bowl against the Seahawks, sorry, don't be mad, Malcolm Butler intercepted
07:39the pass, and the butler did it was like the headline across...
07:42So I absolutely should have known.
07:44There was a sports way to get that.
07:46Yes, I think I even had a t-shirt that said the butler dates since Ben donated,
07:49but I had one and it did not come to mind.
07:51I was very disappointed.
07:52Well, best of luck to you.
07:53Thanks for making a return to Celebrity Jeopardy!
07:55to play, among others, Mark Duplass, an actor, writer, and producer originally from New Orleans.
08:01You played very well in your first Celebrity Jeopardy! appearance.
08:04The Daily Doubles didn't go your way, but it was a great game, Mark.
08:08Have you been preparing differently this time out?
08:10A hundred percent.
08:11I went full on like SAT prep mode last time and very much stressed myself out watching hundreds of episodes
08:19of Jeopardy! and reading trivia books, and I think maybe like half of one thing helped me on one of
08:25the answers.
08:26So this time I was like, you know what, I'm gonna mellow it out a little bit, kind of, you
08:31know, just listen to some Yanni, some Enya on the way in.
08:35So you were a little over-prepared, you feel?
08:37I think I was over-prepared. I was also a little over-caffeinated and over-hydrated.
08:41And so, uh, I was also, I really had to pee for like half of the game.
08:46We should go back and look at tape and see if we can tell.
08:48It's, it's, there's a lot of bounce.
08:50A little, little dancing?
08:51A lot of leg jiggle.
08:52A little dancing going on?
08:52And, uh, my friend John C. Reilly once said, look, you can't be funny if you have to pee.
08:57So you always gotta pee before you go on stage.
08:59And apparently you can't be intelligent if you have to pee as well.
09:02By the way, we can break at any time.
09:04I don't want like Mark's bladder to alarm either of you.
09:07Like, everybody gets all the potty breaks they need on Celebrity Jeopardy! also.
09:11My promise to you three.
09:12Rachel Dratch is here, originally from Lexington, Massachusetts.
09:16You were a very impressive player in your first Celebrity Jeopardy! appearance.
09:20If I remember right, like 10 consecutive clues at the start of the game responded to correctly
09:25by you and made it to the semi-finals.
09:27Semi-finals, yeah.
09:28Your fellow contestants here have called you one to watch out for.
09:30Oh.
09:31They're scouting you.
09:32Wow.
09:33That's, that's flattering.
09:34I don't know.
09:35I don't know if my synapses are going as, as well as they were last time, but hopefully they are.
09:39Yes.
09:40Do you have confidence from that great performance last time out here on the Alex Trebek stage?
09:43Um, that was a good, like, sort of confluence of events,
09:46because they were both sort of like word puzzle kind of things.
09:48I, I might be a little better at that than the more fact-related things.
09:53So, I don't know.
09:53It's just sort of, you just have to try to have fun and relax, I think.
09:57That's, I mean.
09:58Relax!
09:59Everyone relax!
10:00Relax, everyone!
10:01Okay.
10:02You have command of the board right now, Rachel.
10:04Uh, just $600 off the lead.
10:06Three categories left.
10:07What do you like up there?
10:08Uh, okay.
10:09How about, um, world history quiz for $300?
10:13In July, 1588.
10:15Uh-oh.
10:16This, not your favorite year.
10:19This fleet of ships under the command of the Duke of Medina-Sedonia was spotted off the English coast.
10:25Rachel.
10:26What is the Spanish Armada?
10:27That's correct!
10:28Yeah!
10:28Good job.
10:29Oh, but kid, I feel like he's coming in Satan right now!
10:31Absolutely.
10:32I'm not kidding!
10:32That was some regular jeopardy.
10:34I'm not kidding! This is crazy!
10:35The guy that was doing my hair this morning, I was like, tell me some, I was like, I don't
10:40know facts.
10:40He's like, oh, like the Spanish Armada.
10:42And I was like, let me look that up.
10:46It's the only research I did for this whole thing.
10:48Okay, I'm sorry, but I'm freaking out.
10:50Just to be clear, Rachel, the guy who did your hair knew nothing about the contents of the Jeopardy game
10:54board.
10:54No, he ran the Spanish Armada.
10:55It's perfect.
10:56That's perfect.
10:57And you said, you saw 1588 and you were like, oh, that's my, I hate that year.
11:01It was just on my mind!
11:02And it was the, you're-
11:03Okay, sorry, everyone.
11:04I really took a tangent turn there, but okay.
11:07It's a good tangent.
11:08Okay.
11:08Okay, select again and we'll see what else your, what else your hairdresser knows.
11:12Okay, world history quiz for 400, please.
11:14Answer there.
11:15Oh, boy!
11:16Oh, boy!
11:17I don't know history.
11:18Okay.
11:19The Spanish Armada hooked you up, Rachel.
11:21Oh, my God.
11:22History?
11:23You're just $300 behind Katie.
11:24How much of that $1,500 do you want to risk on world history quiz?
11:28I'm just gonna do, um, 300.
11:30Okay, you'll be tied for the lead if you're right.
11:32Here's your clue.
11:34After making the mistake of shacking up with the wrong beefcake, she became the last ruler
11:39of the Ptolemaic dynasty in Egypt.
11:42I don't know.
11:43Who is Cleopatra?
11:44Cleopatra's right!
11:45Yeah!
11:46You're tied for first place.
11:50You're now two for two in world history.
11:52You want to go back to it?
11:53All right, um, how about, um, world history for 500, please?
11:57This ninth leader of the Aztec empire tried to pay Hernan Cortez in gold to stay away.
12:02Cortez kidnapped him.
12:06It's bad news for Montezuma.
12:08Of course.
12:09Back to you, Rachel.
12:10Okay, how about, um, you're invited to the wedding for 300.
12:14You're invited to the wedding of Georg von Trapp in this film.
12:18Oddly, during the ceremony, you'll hear nuns sing about how his bride Maria is a problem.
12:23Katie.
12:24What is the sound of music?
12:25Yes, rude nuns.
12:27Ah, you're invited to the wedding, uh, 400.
12:31Of these two guys on Modern Family, nothing will stop the wedding.
12:35Not even a wildfire or the officiant's water breaking.
12:41It's been a minute.
12:42The character names Mitch and Cam.
12:45Back to you, Katie.
12:46Mitch, I couldn't remember Mitch.
12:47I don't know if I would get half credit.
12:49No half credit, I'm sorry.
12:50You're invited to the wedding for 500, Ken.
12:51Of Lillian and Doug in this movie.
12:54Rose Byrne, who's in the wedding party, hired Wilson Phillips to sing Hold On.
12:58Mark.
12:59What is Bridesmaids?
13:00That's the movie.
13:01Let's do King James Bible Tells Me So for 400.
13:04Howbeit the hair of this man's head began to grow again after he was shaven.
13:09Rachel.
13:10Who is Samson?
13:10Right.
13:11Um, how about a Bible for 500, please?
13:14And this man said,
13:16divide the living child in two and give half to the one and half to the other.
13:21Rachel.
13:21Who is Solomon?
13:22Yes.
13:22King Solomon.
13:23Um, Bible for 300, please.
13:25If thou refuse to let my people go, behold, tomorrow will I bring these insects into thy coast.
13:32Katie.
13:32What are locusts?
13:33Threatening locusts, right.
13:35Uh, King James Bible for 200.
13:37And the Lord spake unto the fish, and it vomited out this man upon the dry land.
13:42Rachel.
13:43Who is Jonah?
13:44Jonah got vomited.
13:45Yes.
13:45Um, King James Bible for 100.
13:47Where is Abel thy brother?
13:49And he said, I know not.
13:51Am I these three words?
13:53Katie.
13:54What is my brother's keeper?
13:55Those are the words.
13:56Uh, let's do you're invited to the wedding for 200.
14:00Of Daphne and Simon, aka the Duke of Hastings, on this themy show that's the talk of the tawn.
14:06Katie.
14:07What is Bridgerton?
14:08Yes.
14:09Wedding for 100?
14:10Of Ross and Emily on this TV series.
14:13You'll want a good seat, so arrive early.
14:15Ross is gonna say the wrong name.
14:17Katie.
14:17What is Friends?
14:18Of course.
14:19World history quiz for two.
14:21South African jazz musician Hugh Masekela wrote Bring Him Back Home
14:25about this leader imprisoned for 27 years.
14:28Rachel.
14:29Who is Nelson Mandela?
14:30That's right.
14:31Here's the final clue.
14:32Perhaps we're all related to this Mongol emperor
14:35who pillaged and plundered from 1206 to 1227.
14:39Mark.
14:39Who is Attila?
14:40Not Attila.
14:42Rachel or Katie?
14:43Rachel.
14:43Who is Genghis Khan?
14:44That's the right conqueror.
14:46That means Rachel has a $400 lead at the end of the Jeopardy round.
14:50Mark's got a little catching up to do, but fear not, Mark.
14:52Two rounds of Jeopardy to come, and Double Jeopardy will begin right after this.
14:57You're a history buff.
14:59That was awesome.
15:00I should have made it for you.
15:02I mean, but you can't.
15:03I can't believe the guy said that.
15:04That's crazy.
15:07Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy All-Stars.
15:10Let's show our three celebs the new categories in Double Jeopardy.
15:13First up, we're blinding you with science.
15:17Then we have wordplay in rap, followed by middle D, because D will be the exact middle
15:23letter in each response.
15:25After that, help a poet out, stamp of approval, and finally, let's go tubing.
15:32And I should say, for legal reasons, these are not actual travel tips.
15:35Do not try this at home.
15:36Mark, you're up first.
15:38Let's do middle D for 600.
15:40These three letters follow the dot in Stanford's URL.
15:44Mark.
15:45What is edu?
15:46You got it.
15:47Let's do middle D for 800.
15:49To lead the orchestra.
15:51Rachel.
15:52What is conduct?
15:53That's the right word.
15:54Middle D for a thousand.
15:56The red elm and blue beech are this type of tree that sheds leaves seasonally.
16:01Rachel.
16:02What is deciduous?
16:03That's right, for a thousand.
16:04Um, okay, uh, help a poet out for 400, please.
16:08Lewis Carroll had a walrus talk of many things.
16:10Of shoes and ships and ceiling wax.
16:13Of cabbages and these rulers.
16:15Katie.
16:16What are kings?
16:16Right.
16:17Uh, wordplay and rap for 600.
16:20Wear a sweater when big boy from this duo is on the mic.
16:24On ATLians, he raps, I'm cooler than a polar bear's toenails.
16:28Katie.
16:29What is outcast?
16:30Correct.
16:31Wordplay and rap, 800.
16:33Posthumously released, Thug's Mansion by this rapper imagines a heaven where you can drink
16:37schnapps with Sam Cooke.
16:42More posthumous releases, perhaps, than any other man in history.
16:45Who is Tupac?
16:46Back to you, Katie.
16:47Of course.
16:48Can you cut out where none of us got that?
16:52Uh, let's try wordplay and rap for a thousand.
16:54On this group's album, The Low End Theory, Fife Dog boasts of being smooth like butter with the ladies.
17:02Man.
17:04Old school.
17:05You thought of it too late, Katie?
17:07Yeah.
17:07Do you want to take a shot just for funsies or not?
17:09Is it a tribe called Quest?
17:09It is.
17:10Yeah.
17:10But you get brownie points with the art.
17:11Thank you so much.
17:13Let's go away from there.
17:15Let's go to, we're blinding you as science for 600.
17:19If you have a high or fast this, the process by which the body provides you energy,
17:24you burn calories quickly, even when at rest.
17:27Katie.
17:27What is metabolism?
17:28Yes.
17:29Uh, science for eight.
17:31Molten rock that is below the surface of the earth is called this five-letter word.
17:35When ejected, it's called lava.
17:37Rachel.
17:38What is magma?
17:38You're right.
17:39Um, blinding me with science for a thousand.
17:42Answer there.
17:43Another Daily Double for you, Rachel.
17:47You're in the lead now.
17:49How much do you want to risk on we're blinding you with science?
17:53I think I'll do 1,500.
17:55Okay.
17:55Getting a little bolder this time.
17:57Getting a little sassy.
17:58Let's see how it goes for you.
17:59I don't know.
18:00Good luck.
18:00We're blinding you with science.
18:02Sounding a bit like dinnerware, they're the components of blood that gang up together to form clots.
18:09Uh-oh.
18:12What are platelets?
18:13That's right.
18:13Yes.
18:14They sound like dinnerware because of their platelets.
18:17Well done.
18:18Were you just playing that up, Rachel?
18:20You had that all along.
18:23Okay, um, how about help a poet out for 600, please?
18:26Answer there is another Daily Double.
18:29Look at this.
18:29Oh my God, she's killing us.
18:31Three for three on finding the Daily Double so far.
18:34What do you want to bet on help a poet out?
18:35Do you like poetry?
18:36I do.
18:37I'll do, um, 2,000.
18:40Okay.
18:40Each time a little bit braver.
18:429,300 if you're right, Rachel.
18:44Here's your clue and help a poet out.
18:46She wrote the immortal, because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me.
18:51Who is Emily Dickinson?
18:52It is Emily Dickinson, yes.
18:55Not just three for three in finding the Daily Double, you are three for three in responding correctly.
18:59And now it's back to you to celeb.
19:01Okay, how about help a poet out for 800, please?
19:04The ancient mariner in Coleridge's famous poem shot this seabird and about my neck it was hung.
19:09Curses.
19:10Katie.
19:11What is an albatross?
19:12That is right.
19:13Uh, middle D for 400.
19:15It's never a fun day when you find out the IRS wants to conduct this type of review of your
19:20tax returns.
19:21Mark.
19:22What is an audit?
19:23Yes.
19:23Let's go tubing for a thousand.
19:25Why not?
19:26Don't spill your cerveza waving at both Texas and Mexico while tubing down this fifth longest North American river.
19:33Mark.
19:34What is the Rio Grande?
19:35You're right, for a thousand.
19:36Let's go tubing for 800.
19:38Let's tube through this Dutch city on the Amstel River, the source of the city's name.
19:42Mark.
19:43What is Amsterdam?
19:44Amsterdam is named for the Amstel.
19:45You have 3,500.
19:46You're on a bit of a roll, Mark, so I hate to pause here, but we have to do it
19:49for commercial reasons.
19:50But you're watching Celebrity Jeopardy! All-Star, and we'll be right back.
19:58Katie Nolan is a big Jeopardy! fan.
20:00It shows up in her gameplay.
20:02You actually got to meet some of your favorite Jeopardy! personalities today, right?
20:05And earlier today, before we came in here, they were like,
20:07hey, we gotta shoot some social stuff.
20:09Come out of your trailer.
20:10And I was standing there, and they were filming me.
20:12They're being kind of vague about what we were going to be doing, so I was just kind of standing
20:16there, you know?
20:16And then Sam Buttrey came walking out, surprised me, and we called Andrew He on the phone.
20:24So I got to talk to friends, Sam Buttrey and Andrew He.
20:27They really are friends in real life.
20:29Did you feel like you were listening to their podcast, hanging out with them?
20:31Yes! There's just, I love them both. My fiance and I watch this show every single night,
20:35and we have some of our favorites. Those two certainly rank among those, so it was incredible.
20:40Being here is truly my favorite thing on earth.
20:43Did you get any tips from Sam and or Andrew He?
20:45They just said deep breaths. I got a locker room hype-up speech from Andrew He,
20:50but it was all just sports cliches. So it might help, but who knows?
20:54As a sports journalist, there's nothing you want to hear more than locker room cliches, right?
20:57I've heard them all, you know?
20:57Now all three of you are playing for charity today. Tell us about your organization.
21:02Yep, I'm playing for the Trevor Project, which is a wonderful charity that specializes
21:06in suicide prevention and crisis intervention for LGBTQ plus youth.
21:12So important.
21:13Yes, and was just recently the national suicide hotline stopped offering specialized services
21:18to this community, and they need them more than ever. So I'm hoping to raise a boatload
21:22of money for them today. What a great time to support the Trevor Project. Well done.
21:27Mark Duplass, I understand there's one particular celebrity Jeopardy all-star you are hoping to meet.
21:33So I am old friends with Ike Barinholtz. And my first time around, he sent me this lovely video
21:40that I still have training me on the art of the buzzer. So I sort of consider him my master
21:46and me,
21:47the pupil. He's like Yoda. Yeah, he is. He's like, or Mr. Miyagi, one of those sports.
21:52Someone wise. But I'm hopeful that, you know, like every good 80s action film, I will meet him
21:59in the finals and have the chance to upend my master. Sometimes The Apprentice does defeat the
22:05master. Very rarely, but... Well, sometimes it's because The Apprentice is like the bad guy,
22:09like Darth Vader. Are you Darth Vader in this scenario? Ike's Vader. I'm just Mrs. Doubtfire.
22:14Okay. That famous match between Darth Vader and Mrs. Doubtfire. What about your charity,
22:20Mark? Who are you playing for? So I'm playing for our family charity,
22:23the Soul Points Fund. We're sort of a scrappy, 100% volunteer-led disaster relief organization.
22:31And we've been focusing on the victims of the LA fires recently. There's a list of about 1,200
22:35families who are just moving into their new permanent residences. And while they're receiving
22:40a lot of donations, like take this couch and take this dining room set, we like to offer them the
22:45dignity of choice. So we give them an unrestricted $1,000 wish list that they can be fulfilled with
22:51us. And they can sort of not only get the items that are practical for them, but some of those
22:55personal items that turn the new residents into a home. It's a home again. That's great. Thank you so
23:00much, Mark. Good luck to you. And Rachel Gratz. Rachel, I wanted to ask you,
23:06what surprised you about your first Celebrity Jeopardy appearance?
23:10Oh, okay. So I was playing up against Macaulay Culkin. He's very smart and he's very good at the
23:16game. He said his family used to watch Jeopardy like every night. He was really, really good.
23:21It was neck and neck, neck and neck. Anyway, I did squeak past him. But the funny thing is,
23:26then I was at this party and there at this party was Kieran Culkin, who I'd never met before. And
23:32he
23:32came up to me and he just like looks me in and he goes, you destroyed my brother at Jeopardy.
23:37And
23:37for that, I thank you. Wow. I figured it was all in good fun. So, but that was pretty funny.
23:44If not, you are adding to whatever crazy rivalry exists in the Culkin family.
23:47I guess so.
23:47You just made it so much worse.
23:49I guess. But Macaulay is a very good player.
23:51He is. And he'll be back.
23:52I know. And he's back. Maybe we'll meet again.
23:55Tell us about your charity, Rachel.
23:56Well, my charity is Family Reach and it's an organization that helps out families dealing
24:01with cancer. So, you know, like if your kid has cancer and you have to leave your job for a
24:06long
24:06time or you're spending a lot of time in a hotel, in a hospital in another city, it covers things
24:11like,
24:12you know, rent and groceries and gas and all the things you might not think about. So,
24:16you don't have to stress about that.
24:17It can be so expensive. What a great charity. Well done.
24:19Good luck to all three charities. You're all playing well. But Mark,
24:22you have command of the board right now. Let's get back into the double Jeopardy round.
24:26Let's go tubing for 600. Back to tubing. The Amazon River has these razor-toothed fishies,
24:33but most are scavengers or plant eaters and won't bother us tubers. Katie.
24:37What are piranhas? Right.
24:39A stamp of approval for 800. A love stamp with radiating black lines
24:44and simple outlined figures is by this graffiti artist, gone too soon, aged 31 in 1990.
24:51Rachel. Who is Keith Haring? Yes.
24:53Um, stamp of approval for 600. To celebrate the 250th anniversary of our founding,
24:59a recent stamp set depicts a midnight rider and this city's Old North church.
25:04Mark. What is Boston?
25:05That's correct. And you're the only one here not from the Boston area. Well done.
25:10Let's go with stamp of approval for 1,000. Honored with a 2023 stamp,
25:14this civil rights leader and U.S. congressman was committed to making good trouble. Rachel.
25:20Who is John Lewis? Right. For 1,000.
25:21Um, help a poet up for 1,000, please. Perhaps feeling merciful, Alexander Pope wrote,
25:27to err is human, to forgive this. Katie.
25:30What is divine? You add 1,000. Uh, blinding you with science for 400.
25:36There are a total of 46 of these in most human cells and genes within them contain all our
25:42hereditary information. Rachel. What is DNA? Not DNA. Oh. Mark. What is RNA? Also not RNA. You
25:50drop a bit too. Katie, not going to try it? I think I know it, but... There are 46 chromosomes.
25:55That's right. Oh, okay. Katie, still your board. I didn't want to be wrong.
25:58X and Y and all that stuff. Yeah, something like that. Um, stamp of approval for 400.
26:04The bluegrass stamp depicts a guitar, mandolin, fiddle, and this stringed instrument with a five
26:09letter name. Katie. What is a banjo? Also a banjo. Uh, stamp of approval for two.
26:15The critters featured in the baby wild animal stamp set include owls, a deer, and a kit. The word for
26:21the young of this sly canine. Mark. What is a fox? Right. Let's go tubing for 400. I love the
26:28tubing.
26:28Can't decide whether to pump up the tubes and head down the blue or the white branches
26:32of this long African river. Mark. What is the Nile? That's the right river.
26:37Uh, let's go tubing for 200. The Columbia River sounds like a great ride,
26:42but we should jump out before it empties into this ocean as it could be dangerous.
26:47I hate rivers. Wow. A lot of anti-river sentiment from Katie there. No,
26:53the Columbia empties into the Pacific Ocean. Back to you, Mark. Let's go middle D for two.
26:58Author James or acting's Alec. Katie. What is Baldwin? Yeah. Wordplay and rap for 400. On the song
27:06Gloria, this rapper, AKA K Dot, personifies his writing as a woman whose favorite movie is The
27:12Notebook. Katie. Who is Kendrick Lamar? It is. Wordplay and rap for two. I want to say thanks on
27:18Millie for the phonetics lesson from this rapper who taught us G's move in silence like lasagna. Katie. Who is
27:25Lil Wayne? It is. Uh, science for two. Salamanders are amphibians while lizards are actually this type
27:33of animal that includes turtles and snakes. Mark. What are reptiles? Yes. Help out a poet for two.
27:39One more time helping a poet out. As if a candle were going out, Dylan Thomas wrote,
27:43rage, rage against the dying of this. Rachel. What is light? Dying of the light. Yes. So you have the
27:50lead at the end of the double jeopardy round, but I don't want to alarm anyone. We are not done.
27:54We still
27:54have triple jeopardy on deck. So don't go anywhere. You're watching Celebrity Jeopardy All-Star.
28:00Triple. Jeopardy. Anything. Triple. Anything can happen. Rachel Dratch has swept the daily
28:08double so far, but there are three more on the board in triple jeopardy. Anything can happen.
28:12Here are the categories. We have presidential roasts up first, followed by award speeches. Who said it?
28:19Then translate the common phrase. Signs and the city. Some chat GPT prompts and queries. And finally,
28:28never call Saul. You'll want to beware of your advice from this very terrible attorney. Mark,
28:34you're up first. Let's do award speeches for $1,200. Answer. A daily double for you.
28:40Right out of the gate, Mark. Right out of the gate. Let's go true. Let's go true daily double. Let's
28:45go.
28:46Wow. Mark is gunning for second place with a true daily double. Here's your clue in award speeches.
28:51Who said it? At the 2023 Golden Globes, Mike White, you've given me a new beginning,
28:57even if this is the end, because you did kill me off. Who is Jennifer Coolidge? That's correct.
29:02Mike talking about the White Lotus and suddenly marks the second place. Very nice.
29:07Mike. Let's do award speeches for $900.
29:10At the Tonys, you let David Diggs turn your couplet into a triplet. You give him the mic,
29:15he grips it and spits it, rips it and flips it. Rachel.
29:19Who is Lin-Manuel Miranda? That's right.
29:21Um, award speeches for $1,500. On the Oscars stage, this moment is for Dorothy Dandridge,
29:28Lena Horne, Diane Carroll. Rachel. Who is Halle Berry? You are correct for $1,500.
29:33Um, Signs and the City for $900, please. In 2017, she made an appearance near her old
29:40midtown office for the dedication of Ms. Magazine Way. Katie.
29:44Who is Gloria Steinem? Yes. Translate the common phrase, $1,200.
29:49Answer. A daily double for you.
29:54You actually look excited when you get a daily double, Katie. I love this.
29:57Translate from what language, Ken? Do we know?
30:00We're going to know in a second. Okay, great. Can't know. Let's do, um,
30:04let's do, uh, $5,000. Okay. That would put you in the lead if you're correct.
30:09In Translate the common phrase, it's not a good idea to criticize or applaud a novel
30:16based on the look of its dust jacket. What is, don't judge a book by its cover?
30:20Yes. This is an English category. Come on, bud. English category. No. Katie.
30:25Oh, Katie. Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't get it. I didn't get it.
30:28I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
30:28That could have gone terribly wrong. Yeah, yeah.
30:31Let's go to, uh, chat GPT prompts and queries for $900.
30:35Can you settle hashtag dressgate from 2015 and reveal if that dress was really white and gold
30:41or these two colors? It was those two. Rachel.
30:44What is blue and black? It was blue and black.
30:46Um, how about, uh, never call Sol for $1,200. Let's get some advice from Sol.
30:52Sol. Sol is constantly objecting. And when the judge rules against him with this other O word,
30:58Sol says, whatever. Katie. What is overruled?
31:01Yes. You're in the lead. Uh, never call Sol for $1,500.
31:05Sol always asks odd questions like, what's your sign during this French named two word jury selection
31:12process? Mark. What is voir dire? Yes. voir dire is right. Well done.
31:17Let's do, uh, sins in the city for $1,200. Signs in the city.
31:21Signs in the city. River Avenue, which borders Yankee Stadium,
31:26tweaked one of its signs in 2014 to bear the name of this hall of fame relief pitcher. Katie.
31:32Who is Mariano Rivera? Yes. Uh, yeah. Let's do signs in the city for $1,500.
31:39The locale of the sign. In the trio's words, in case you wonder what all this means,
31:44we're funky fresh from this nave in Queens.
31:50Run DMC, funky fresh from Hollis, Queens. Obviously. Back to you, Katie.
31:55We're not doing a great job with rap today. That might be all the rap. No promises,
31:59but that might be it. Um, let's go to translate the common phrase for $900.
32:05Your Dalmatian has lived a long time now, so don't attempt to get him to jump through a fiery hoop
32:09for
32:09the first time. Katie. What is you can't teach old dogs new tricks? Yes. Nice.
32:16Uh, translate the common phrase $1,500. Neither rubles nor euros nor dollar bills are organically
32:23produced by willows, poplars, or redwoods. Katie. What is money doesn't grow on trees? Right again.
32:28Uh, presidential roasts for $600. In 1933, he got a horse named New Deal.
32:34I guess it didn't like its new owner because it went through a great depression.
32:39Mark? Who is FDR. That's right. Okay. Let's go with chat GPT prompts for $1,200.
32:45I need to tip off my family that I hired a moil to perform this Jewish ceremony for my baby
32:50boy.
32:51Can you make an announcement? Rachel. What is a bris? Yes. Um, chat GPT for $1,500.
32:58Which advocate for nonviolence would win in a fight? This Walden Ryder or Gandhi?
33:04Rachel. Who is Thoreau? That's correct. He would win, by the way. Yes. Okay.
33:11How about presidential roasts for $900? Answer. The final daily double in a game. Come on, Rachel.
33:18This time, in this round, everybody found one. This means you're in second place now, Rachel. What do you
33:23want to risk on presidential roasts? Presidents. I'm just gonna... I don't know. I'll do $3,000
33:28and I'm scared. All right. That will give you the lead whether or not you're scared. If you're
33:32correct, here's your clue. You're number two. No, really. You're on the face of the $2 bill.
33:37I know. That's how much your country thinks of you.
33:40Oh, no. I don't know this. Oh, I don't know this. Who is, um, who is Theodore Roosevelt? I don't
33:47know.
33:47Oh, sorry. No. Thomas Jefferson. Thomas Jefferson.
33:49You just don't see $2 bills very often, right? Darn it. Okay.
33:52You lost a few $2 bills there, Rachel, but you're still in second place.
33:55Okay. How about, um, chat GPT for $600? I've got a quiz booth at Black Rock City.
34:01How long does it take to drive from Los Angeles to this annual festival in Nevada?
34:05Rachel? What is Burning Man? Yeah.
34:07See, I know Burning Man. Okay. Okay. How about common phrase for $600?
34:14Those who plead for money should not be too picky about what they receive. Katie?
34:18What is beggars can't be choosers? That's the phrase.
34:21Uh, presidential roasts for $1,200. He went by Dutch, but was from Illinois.
34:28That's like Arkansas-born Bill Clinton being nicknamed Ethiopian.
34:35Who is Ronald Reagan? Dutch Reagan. All right. Back to you, Katie.
34:39Sorry, presidents. Um, let's go with, translate the common phrase, 300.
34:44One Granny Smith every 24-hour period ensures that the physician will not
34:48be coming over to see you. Mark? What is an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
34:52Right. All right. Let's do presidential roast 1500.
34:56Take a Sesame Street denizen and a city in Ohio to get the name of this 19th century pres.
35:01Don't blame me. I voted for Oscar Akron. Mark?
35:05Who is Grover Cleveland? Right again.
35:07Let's do signs in the city six.
35:10Leaving Brooklyn? Look up. The borough offers humorous exit signs reading,
35:14forget about it, and this two-word Yiddish plaint. Rachel?
35:19What is oy vey? The other sign says oy vey.
35:22Um, okay. Award speeches for 600.
35:25At the 2012 Emmys, I don't see anything funny about me being vice president of the United States.
35:31Katie? Who is Julia Louis-Dreyfus? Yes.
35:34Uh, never call Saul 900.
35:37After multiple warnings about wearing silly wigs to trial,
35:41Saul got thrown in jail for this charge of court. Katie?
35:45What is contempt? Yes.
35:46Never call Saul 600.
35:48Saul's closing argument called this person, the term for the one who speaks for the jury,
35:53a bonehead. Mark?
35:54What is a foreman? Yes.
35:56Let's do, uh, signs in the city for three.
35:59The number values on one street sign are an adorable nod to Queens resident Alfred Butz,
36:04creator of this game. Mark?
36:06What is Monopoly? No. Katie?
36:09What is Scrabble? Yeah, those are the tile values in Scrabble.
36:12Yeah, there was a whole clue up there that you look at.
36:15Um, never call Saul 300.
36:18I could feel the judge's blood start to boil after Saul's cell phone went off once again.
36:23It's ringtone, my humps, by this group. Katie?
36:27Who are the black-eyed peas? Yeah.
36:29Um, award speeches, who said it for 300, please?
36:32In 2020, this is my first Grammys. I grew up watching them, and this is my brother Phineas,
36:37and he's my best friend. Katie?
36:39Who is Billie Eilish?
36:40Yes.
36:41Uh, ChatGPT prompts and queries for 300.
36:44Mention my degree from Clown College and my five-plus years of experience in balloon making
36:48when you draw up this document for me.
36:53Someone asking ChatGPT to do their resume.
36:56Yes.
36:56Ah, okay.
36:57Here's the last clue in presidential roasts.
36:59In 1973, he said, I'm not a crook.
37:02Well, then maybe I'm not the host of Jeopardy!
37:05Rachel?
37:06Who's Nixon?
37:07Nixon is correct, yes.
37:08Look at these scores.
37:09Three great performances in this game from our celebrities.
37:11Good job, yeah.
37:12But it's Katie Nolan in the lead as we head into Final Jeopardy!
37:16Let's see what category will decide this thing for you.
37:20You'll be making your wagers based on your knowledge of animals.
37:22We'll pause while they do that, and then we'll come right back with the clip.
37:34Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy! All-Stars.
37:37We know that animals is the Final Jeopardy! category.
37:40Let's find out what our stars know about animals.
37:42Here's the clue.
37:44The genus name of this animal is Phascolarctos, meaning pouched bear.
37:4930 seconds. Good luck.
38:03The final Jeopardy!
38:21Let's start in the middle with Mark Duplass.
38:24A great score, 13,200.
38:26Will he be adding to it?
38:27He wrote down, what is the kangaroo?
38:31I'm afraid that's not the right marsupial.
38:34Mark, what did you wager?
38:36He went big from third.
38:38That leaves him with zero dollars.
38:40But of course, he won't wind up with zero dollars.
38:42Rachel Dratch was in second place with 15,400.
38:45What did she come up with?
38:46A different marsupial.
38:48She wrote down opossum.
38:49And I'm afraid it's not the opossum either.
38:51Rachel, what did you wager?
38:53Some random number.
38:54You will lose a random 9,101,
38:58leaving you with an even more random 6,299.
39:02Katie Nolan had a narrow lead with 21,700
39:05after a great triple jeopardy round.
39:06What did she come up with?
39:08What is koala?
39:09That's correct.
39:11We often call it a koala bear,
39:13but it's a marsupial, which means it's got a pouch,
39:15just like the kangaroo and the opossum.
39:17Nicely done, Katie.
39:18Katie, you wagered 91,01.
39:20Your score goes up to 30,801.
39:23But what really matters is
39:24you will be advancing to the semifinals.
39:27Congratulations, Katie.
39:30Rachel and Mark, thank you so much for being here.
39:32$30,000 will go to each of your charities.
39:35That was a great game.
39:36Katie, we'll be seeing you in the semis.
39:39And I hope we see all of you on the very next
39:41Celebrity Jeopardy All-Stars.
39:42Good night, everybody.
39:49You guys are pretty smart.
39:54It's annoying when, like, talented, funny people
39:56are also good at Jeopardy.
39:58Yeah.
39:58Can't that be our thing?
40:00Like, can't that be the nerds thing?
40:01Why do you guys have to be good at Jeopardy?
40:03All three of you played very well and had great moments.
40:06Rachel, so impressive in that game.
40:08You found four Daily Doubles, got the first three right.
40:10You answered the national motto of France in French.
40:14Wait, wait.
40:15That's a little flashed.
40:17Liberté, égalité.
40:18No, I took French, so you remember those things.
40:21Is that right?
40:22But I'll never look at a $2 bill the same way again.
40:26I mean, luckily, we hardly ever see them,
40:28so you're not going to be tormented by your past too often.
40:31But that's true.
40:31That's true.
40:32Katie, you're going to be playing again in the semis.
40:35What do you think?
40:35Is your inner competitor excited about this?
40:38Yeah.
40:38I'm going to go do wind sprints outside
40:41and just get myself kind of back in the zone.
40:43I'm excited.
40:44It's another thing to be nervous about, you know?
40:46It's like, at least you can stop being nervous.
40:49Wow.
40:50He's won the game, Katie.
40:51Stand up.
40:52It's just the facts.
40:53This is a tough competition.
40:54This is what it takes to be a winner, Kim.
40:57You can tell that you two come from the world of TV
40:59where it's like, oh, no, you're great, you're great.
41:01And Katie comes from sports.
41:02I know, and I feel so glad the whole time.
41:04I was like, I get too competitive in these moments,
41:06and you were so supportive, both of you.
41:08I think you were all...
41:09And look what that did for us.
41:12Look what that did for us.
41:14It is, wow.
41:14Luckily, all three of you did very well today.
41:16Thanks for playing for such worthy charities.
41:18And Katie, best of luck in the summer.
41:21It was fun.
41:23Let's break it.
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