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00:04just off this remote tropical beach 17 former celeb reality cast members are about to start the
00:11adventure of a lifetime it just so happens that they all have one thing in common they all went
00:17on television looking for love i love you slayton i'm in love with you and i want to spend my
00:26life
00:27with you i mean i got real like true feelings for you they may not have found love but we're
00:34giving
00:34them another chance to win and this time the prize is money specifically a quarter of a million dollars
00:47their destination guatuco mexico a beautiful and remote beach paradise i'm your host craig j
00:55and i'm going to lead these contestants through a series of physical and mental challenges that
01:00will push their reality television skills to the very limit alliances will be formed
01:11i don't tell the truth and i lie
01:15and friendships will be broken
01:17i'm going to eat you up and spit you out
01:23why do you do that
01:25bitch get off my back
01:35but in the end only one person will be left standing and 250 000 richer
01:4317 people six different reality shows and one huge cash prize
01:49welcome to i love money
01:52i love money
01:55first time around i give up my heart
01:59money gets left
02:01you're gonna find
02:03everything just isn't the same
02:06so now i'm here for a brand new game
02:09i love
02:13i want
02:18i love
02:40my name is frank uh aka the entertainer i was on i love new york season two
02:45with all due respect to you and your parents you are a loser
02:50when i got eliminated from i love new york too i was a little disappointed
02:53but uh life goes on i moved on
02:55hey i'm here to win the money
02:57but if i can kill two birds with one stone and find my true love here too
03:01that'd just be awesome
03:06the reason why i'm here on this show is to win money
03:10that's all i want to do
03:11come here whoop everybody's asses
03:13that can be enough and be a last person standing
03:16give me love give me love
03:19what's up it's your boy chance i'm back
03:21i'm from i love new york one
03:22stagin' ass man poke ass
03:24everybody wants to call me a hothead but i kept it real most of the time that's why everybody
03:28loved me
03:28i have certain stipulations i would go as far as winning money
03:31i'm not gonna eat no cow things and no deer dingles and ding-dongs and ding-jongs
03:37i don't do that
03:39my name is pumpkin and i was on flavor of love and i'm most famous for spitting on new york
03:45slap me bitches
03:49i guarantee there's gonna be some hooking up on the show and i'm 100 sure it's gonna involve me
03:57i'm definitely very excited to be in mexico i haven't been here since spring break 03 you know i mean
04:04i'm here with about eight hot chicks so i'm just deciding which one i'm gonna work the boston charm on
04:16come to mexico on the boat party like a rock star baby bottle liquor oh shizzle mac better win this
04:23mizzle be set for liberal
04:29it's your boy heat and i'm from i love new york season one
04:32all right the things are most important for me my mom and my yaya i'm winning this freaking thing
04:37that's it i'm so focused i'm gonna take out anybody females males midgets whatever
04:46i'm megan from rock a love too and i'm famous for wearing my bikini all the time and looking hot
04:52for ourselves and for our posterity
04:56i decided to bring my dad lily because she's a chihuahua and it's her one year birthday i'm gonna
05:01surprise her i'm gonna bring her back to the homeland
05:13our first challenge getting out the boat
05:20the water goes up the water goes down you know as soon as the water goes down
05:24you jump out you get on the sand and you get on the beach you're not getting wet simple enough
05:34okay one two three jump completely fell in closing off
05:43some of us fell in some of us didn't and it was crazy
05:55so most of the other people have made it safely to shore but midget mac is having a bit of
06:04a problem
06:05uh we didn't grab a bag too man scared of i seen my uncle drown like on a family reunion
06:12so ever since then
06:13oh
06:18oh
06:19with that rough turn
06:28coming up we've all done this before so we sprinted into the house to make a mad dash for the
06:33bedrooms
06:34i want to sleep with you
06:35i want to sleep with you
06:36get the hell out of here man everyone else was grabbing the rooms and then i didn't have one
06:40i got no bed can i sleep with you
06:42what did you say
06:44shiny boob sock
06:45miss paris hills i'm trying to talk already
06:47i'm not going to take from anybody
06:49say it's my face
06:50and the drama begins
06:52it's the moment of truth one person is going to go on the other person this is your last night
06:57in mexico
06:58i know i'm unhappy i don't want to be in your team
07:00that makes me very nervous i am just a little bit worried about his mental capacity
07:03all right it's about to get ugly
07:14so mac's standing there on the boat drunk off his ass no life jacket
07:22we didn't grab a bag too
07:37oh man
07:38i decide i'm going to go in the water and save midget mac
07:41that's somebody that might have my back down the line
07:45my feet didn't touch the flow until i got on my head
07:48oh man
07:55damn i should have drawn that look
08:00i spot this 19 million dollar mansion and i love it man four stories off the chain
08:08i mean it was dope i can get used to living in this mansion
08:12hello hello my name is craig j jackson but feel free to call me cj because i'm gonna be your
08:17host
08:17the last time you guys saw each other
08:19you were either competing for the love of new york brett michaels or flavor play but this time
08:26you're going to be competing for something much more valuable 250 000
08:39you're going to be competing in both physical and mental challenges based on the most memorable
08:46moments of the show you were on now if you lose the challenge you might be eliminated but if you
08:51win
08:52you bring yourself that much closer to that big fat stack of cash and that is exactly where you
08:57want to be yeah i i need this money more than anything in the world i mean if i have
09:02to eat
09:02your heart i'll eat your heart you see this house behind me feel free to check out your brand new
09:06home
09:07because we've all done this before so before craig could even get his last word out we sprinted
09:13into the house to make a mad dash for the bedrooms three three three three i'm so happy you're here
09:19i'm happy you're here sweetie but i'm gonna kick your head on flavor of love i was eliminated because
09:25nibbles told slave that i was a porn star i thought you should know that uh toasty does porn
09:31it i cannot trust nibbles as far as i can throw her and i hope to god that she's out
09:36of the show
09:37faster than she can mispronounce mississippi take me to the living cabinet i'm absolutely sticking
09:43close to pumpkin she's my only true ally in this house right here right here oh
09:5412-pack and i have the party boys alliance about a month and a half ago me and 12-pack
09:59we started it's called the party boys we're on tour right now throughout the country i became
10:04buddies with he on season one i love new york
10:09i value our friendship i honestly believe he's got my back
10:21i'm so happy to see heather i love her we totally hit it off on rock 11 too
10:27okay so i want you to take all your clothes off and i want you to do a cartwheel on
10:31the grass okay
10:32yay i love that but what thank you baby oh man yeah 12-pack he's hot and all i mean
10:41come on like he's
10:41like the male version of me this is awesome yeah me 12-pack destiny heather we all get in that
10:50freaking
10:51room it was just like everything was meant to be i mean this is freaking hot sexy orgy room are
10:56you
10:56kidding me how you doing oh my gosh he's so cute he's really fun and he's really sweet so we'll
11:06see what
11:06happens you're making me laugh stop stop i can't even look you straight in the eyes sometimes to be
11:12honest i guess heat and destiny have a little thing i guess going right now hopefully he'll be good to
11:17her otherwise if he's not i'm coming for destiny
11:24let's start an alliance right freaking out heather you and then destiny me bada boom he tells the
11:31entire room that we should form an alliance so i think it's a good idea i'll tell you what's gonna
11:36happen right now what's gonna happen tell us a little insight what's gonna happen is real chance
11:40and white boy there are the three of them are not good so the more people we can get that's
11:44fine
11:49me chance and real have been kicking it ever since i love new york i trust them we definitely got
11:53each
11:53other's backs the whole way throughout this whole show m-i-a bro m-i-a dawg m-i-a
11:57it feels good knowing
11:58that we're going into this with some sort of an alliance i think ours will definitely be the
12:02strongest bond let's call it a bomb for now no this is cool
12:08i only got one more bed in here no we don't he took it yes so love it that'll work
12:1517 people
12:16here there's only 16 beds yeah because somebody doesn't go home
12:22i initially had trouble finding a room and everyone else was grabbing the rooms and then i didn't have
12:28one bossy get the hell out of here man oh is that your room you're damn skippy jiffy oh sorry
12:35hey baby i got no bed can i sleep with you don't worry we don't do anything unless you want
12:42it
12:42but i can tell you if you if you do i can go all night everybody's looking for room at
12:49the same time
12:49i'm sightseeing
12:55i had no room so i'll just wait for somebody to leave tonight this is our room i know how
13:01is it
13:02you guys have a room yeah yeah boston kind of creeps megan and i out so we don't want him
13:09in our
13:09room let's put a bed in the room i know so we hide one of the beds
13:17here we go i love it okay let's go get in high
13:22let's go get in high
13:26coming up
13:27y'all trying to size me no one's trying to size it that's your insecurity and it's showing i got
13:32more
13:32money but if it makes you feel better you a i will lift your little ass up and freaking toss
13:36you into the damn pool because you can't swim you have to wear the uniform properly i ain't
13:42putting no panties on i ain't doing it my hair looks like a team with funny hair bro i'm about
13:46to take my bandana off to all america and let them see me like alfalfa
13:52all right you guys come out here let's huddle up let's huddle up i don't know what to expect i'm
13:57a
13:57little nervous i'm a little jittery i might need some uh ritalin show you how real we are about this
14:02i'm
14:02about to cut a check for each of you for 250 000 right now i just got i got so
14:09happy like this
14:10could change my life i mean this could change anybody's life so come up here be open and honest
14:14and let us know what this money is going to mean for you in your life first up mr boston
14:20how are you
14:21how you doing i'm doing well how are you doing my friend what will this money mean for you you
14:25know
14:25you know from boston but i reside in l.a i uh a uh uh well a uh uh uh
14:33girlfriends in both cities you
14:35know i mean so this way i can uh pay for a lot of plane trips you know going boston
14:40to l.a to divide
14:42equal time among all of my girlfriends boston has no girlfriends boston does not need this money at all
14:47if boston wins this money man you're gonna have you're gonna see more blow-up dolls in boston's house
14:51you ever seen before not to mention it'll turn on some of the ladies here i need this money this
14:57way
14:57i can be rolling down the sunset strip in a ferrari and i'll be living the life of a true
15:04pimp
15:06ready for this all right now i cannot give you this check right now okay okay because what's going to
15:12happen is this check and all of your checks are actually going to live in this lockbox in the vault
15:18and then during elimination if you do not get a check that means that it's going to be stamped
15:22void and it will be time for you to bounce thank you craig all right this money's gonna mean a
15:29lot to
15:29me because of the alleged porn career i got a lot of negative publicity on flavor of love i was
15:36perceived
15:36as the drunk porn star toasty if you're asking me this looks like porn baby girl i will spend my
15:45money on
15:45medical school after dealing with the crazy people on flavor of love and charm school i think
15:49i could be a great psychiatrist now well i definitely want to get a boob job to like fit in
15:56you know what did you say say it to my face and the drama begins oh miss paris hilton right
16:05there with
16:05their dogs trying to talk already saggy at least mine are real but she's
16:12wow oh my god if i look like 40 when i was 20 disgusting has saggy boobs i'd be miserable
16:18too
16:19now pumpkin used to have a relationship with mr boston is that still going on after the reunion show
16:24me and pumpkin had a little fling and i know she's still madly in love with me but you know
16:30eventually
16:30i had to move on to bigger and better things hell no he's talking like i was the best lay
16:37he ever had and
16:38stuff like that we didn't get to the bedroom he when i kissed him
16:46i definitely think that you know it let the cast know that i'm a little ghetto and i'm not going
16:51to
16:51take from anybody 250 000 how will this change your life first thing moving out of my parents house
16:58i went from living in this huge big mansion and i love new york too i'm going back home delivering
17:03pizzas
17:03so you know it's a big big difference this is where i get down and dirty this is my place
17:09what
17:09you mean by that down and dirty you know i demand respect in my house i know all right and
17:14i don't
17:14want any of that they can place here i need this money i gotta win this money i gotta get
17:18out of my
17:19parents house oh frank frank get a job frank get a job well this money could be yours my friend
17:28i'm ready to
17:29lose it at my parents house i mean seriously suicidal how will this 250 000 change your life
17:36my mom just got surgery and they her up she literally got some kind of disformation
17:43she looks messed up and i'm gonna help her with that first thing i'm gonna do is build better revenue
17:49for my products since being on rock of love i have a clothing line i have a barbecue sauce it's
17:56organic
17:56barbecue sauce it's all natural rodeos rise and shine oatmeal pancakes i also have the workout dvd wow
18:02good luck how will winning this money change your life well i'm definitely getting rid of this
18:10cool yeah this tattoo is getting covered up
18:15i got five younger sisters and a mom so i'm taking care of them so it'll definitely make it easier
18:20i'm
18:20gonna retire my grandma bruh she's gonna teach her forever you know what i'm saying just get off the
18:24top now my family ain't got nothing to do with this this is all for me right here pay off
18:28the
18:28mortgages i got bills to pay i got cars to buy you know investments to invest in do my thing
18:34man
18:34how will this change your life well it'll change my life for the better you know add on to the
18:38greatness that's going on with me right now if i win the money you know i'm gonna do something for
18:42the
18:43staying airs me and my brother real got a full group we got album coming out we got a single
18:47but
18:47to drop man it just needs to be full stainless this time first thing i would do is get a
18:51cool corvette because
18:52that's always been my dream car i'd probably buy a bar somewhere if i get this money then i can
18:57build
18:58a barbie dream house in the hills wow wow i am a professional dominatrix and if i won that money
19:05i would build my own fully equipped dungeon in the basement yeah i really want to spread the word about
19:12mentally challenged dogs i've saved one myself my dog is retarded and i want to i want to adopt more
19:19of them and save them finally somebody is putting their money towards a good cause megan reminds me
19:25a lot of christia on rock above season one we're smart but if we put our boobs together we can
19:31think
19:31better megan and i can definitely be barbie twins so she's my new best friend good luck good luck
19:38tell me 250 000 how will this change midget max life how about 200 000 going to my mama and
19:45my daddy and the
19:46other 50 i'm going to strip us for real okay i'm gonna be real with you that's what i do
19:59all right now you're probably wondering how this whole i love money challenge works all you need to
20:03know right now is that we're gonna have to divide you up into two equal teams right now there are
20:1017 of
20:10you but that lets you know that somebody is going home tonight
20:19now in order to pick two teams we're gonna have to get two team captains which leads us to our
20:24very
20:24first challenge so i'm gonna need each and every one of you to go ahead and get into a pair
20:32of these
20:35men and women
20:38get changed and uh meet me in the backyard in about a half hour go ahead anybody go ahead and
20:43grab it
20:44there you go it's all you
20:50i'm not putting on a bikini top and i ain't getting into this speedo y'all gonna forget about it
20:55this is great this is better than i'm wearing that's for you that's your time
21:02i ain't putting on them panties
21:24i think mr boston looks pretty sexy in a bikini
21:34you're gonna win this thing oh you got five rolls of toilet paper stuffed in the front of your pants
21:41or maybe it's just naturally big so i decided to you know stuff my speedo because i'm really not
21:47that big down there there you go i want to tell you what man get your ass from away from
21:53me man
21:54i'm just too good looking to work no this ain't nothing boston was happy to throw it on through the
22:00wrong panties on and he wear it every day i'm like damn brother
22:08yeah
22:09hey where's your meeting
22:12i got to degrade myself put panties on the first and last thing i want to see
22:23mr mac completely refuses to put his swimsuit on i'm thinking like oh here we go we got
22:29a dude think he's too cool you got to go somebody give him a drink he needs some liquor he
22:33can't
22:34operate right see y'all trying to size me okay
22:38no one's trying to size it that's your security and it's showing
22:41i got more money you and you i'm gonna let you make that you are
22:44oh my lord i will tear you apart i will freaking tear you up i will lift your little
22:54ass up and freaking toss you into the damn pool because you can't swim
23:16i don't know what midget max strategy is and i don't like nobody disrespect a woman like that
23:26you ain't nothing beat him across the line now man y'all now i said it what you gonna do
23:38coming up the two people that grab the most will become team captains
23:44money is flying everywhere i ain't putting no panties on it it's 30 seconds for a chance to win
23:49a quarter of a million dollars welcome to the first elimination it's time to pick teams i'm out
24:01here in midget max they ain't looking good at all baby if you don't get picked you gotta bounce
24:17you're probably wondering why you guys are in these outfits here is your answer
24:24g string stripper
24:29oh my god we see a money booth i'm so excited it's my two favorite things tanning and grabbing money
24:34what
24:35could be better now since this show is all about money what better way to pick the team captains
24:43than to figure out which two of you are the biggest money grubbers in the bunch each of you is
24:48going
24:48to have 30 seconds to go inside this booth and grab as much money as you possibly can stuff in
24:53your
24:54armpits stuff in your suits man stuff it wherever y'all want to stuff it you know what i mean
24:59i think
24:59i should be good at this challenge because i love money and i'm good at stuffing things the two people
25:06that grab the most and come out and put it in this bowl will become our team captains and this
25:13is
25:13important for a couple of reasons one the team captain actually gets to choose the team and those two
25:18people are the only two that are safe from elimination tonight so that's a very important place to be
25:25now this is important the only money that counts is the money that you bring out of the booth and
25:30put
25:30into that bowl without actually touching the ground now as i'm looking around i'm seeing a couple
25:36uniform violations and yeah that's definitely a no-no feel free fellas to throw the tops on there as some
25:42of y'all have to go ahead and up your chances because you can actually stuff money into the bra
25:46area
25:46it's recommended but not required the thing is you have to wear the uniform properly and you have to
25:52wear the uniform if you choose not to do either of these things you're automatically disqualified
25:57and risk being eliminated tonight i look at it like this if i gotta put this bathing suit on i'm
26:04gonna make sure i fill this thing up and i guarantee a victory white boys change it right now okay
26:09midget
26:10mac what's the word dude i ain't put no panties on i ain't put no bra on it's 30 seconds
26:14for a chance
26:15to win a quarter of a million dollars
26:26i ain't doing it so that means the only person right now that's not playing is my man midget mac
26:32you already know when you're in here grab as much money as you can can't put it in your mouth
26:37you
26:37cannot put it in your shoes and cannot bend down and grab it off of the floor okay all right
26:43you guys
26:43the order has been chosen randomly and first up is megan come on down megan when i win this money
26:50what i really want is to build a room that is has a glass ceiling so that when it's cold
26:55outside i can
26:56still tan
27:01all right go ahead and stop oh oh oh megan goes and gets disqualified for not following the one rule
27:08that
27:08there is in this challenge not that difficult cannot bend down and grab it off of the floor
27:13the next person up is brandy c this is a time right now where i can prove myself and show
27:20you know i'm
27:21not that typical dumb blonde i'm gonna win this based on pure genius oh no that's disqualification you
27:31couldn't have planned it out any better you got the two blonde chicks getting disqualified from the
27:37first competition next person up is pete get up here come on come on give me a retro man
27:53he looks a little too comfortable in a bikini he kind of looks like my gay best friend when he
27:57wears my
28:02dresses i'm not a stripper but damn sure being in that box was good practice if i ever did
28:10the next person up is heather come on heather we all know that i've got a lot of experience
28:16up in dollar bills in my rack so game on
28:22heather heather is old insecure washed up maybe like in the strip club she was the hottest girl
28:29but in this house she's not so it's kind of devastating
28:38man i really really really didn't want to do this but i saw that 250 000 man and i was
28:46like you know what
28:47it's like for one night of embarrassment maybe that money is worth it
29:01uh rodeo i gotta say she's got like a 23 year old ass and she's she's got a smooth body
29:09and uh
29:10uh yeah i had to like cover it up that's it wow watching rodeo pull wadza cash out of her
29:20crotch
29:20looked like she was used to having something down there
29:29i'm feeling good i mean i'm gonna be captain i love money toasty
29:38today's challenge is not about strength or smart so i'm hoping i can win this
29:44that's time that's time pumpkin
29:50i don't have so i was like uh there's not much i can do now all right next up to
29:56the plate mr boston
29:58come on sir get you some goggles there you go i know that i have to make room to put
30:05the money so
30:06i was man enough to blow my cover and take out all the stuff that i put down there
30:14man something that just nasty bro
30:16what the hell was that brother when i got in the booth and the money was flying everywhere i mean
30:27it just felt great i felt like i was bill gates with all this money flying around
30:36i don't want mr boston to be team captain because he might make mandatory like topless days there's
30:44something else perverted next up hoops here we go the only advantage i got going into this is that
30:51i'm quick you know what i'm saying i'm very i'm coordinated so if i need to use my hands my
30:55feet
30:55or whatever i can do it all so wow wow somebody's trying to win
31:09she's stuffing so much money into her bikini top and bottom and back and i just don't see how anyone
31:17is going to top that next person up destiny it looks like the money's kind of clumping up in the
31:27corners and i'm going to use my foot to get as much as i can
31:35i don't know how well i did but i'm praying that i i got a lot the next person up
31:40is chance
31:43here we go this is crazy man i never thought i'd be sliding on these dang old panties like this
31:48uh just gonna have to take the bandana off yeah come on man i ain't see my hair looks like
31:53a team
31:53with funny hair bro i mean i don't want to take my band off because my hair's not cat
32:00i'm not about to take my bandana off to all america and let them see me like alfalfa
32:03look at my lovely view it's only fair snibbles had to take her durag off you part coyote so you
32:10done
32:11i mean i don't know i just can't do it i don't think chance is a very strong competitor i
32:15mean you
32:16can't even take off that bandana i sure as hell don't want him on my team all right last up
32:21white boy
32:21step to the front so basically it's my time i'll step up in the booth
32:37that's time right there okay okay then you got a lot of stuff i think i got this in your
32:41pocket i won
32:42i don't give a damn what anybody got to say trust me i got fistfuls of cash i won this
32:48challenge now
32:49these are your top three money grubbers in no particular order all right we have destiny
32:59we have hoops
33:03and we have white boys me hoops and destiny are the top money grabbers
33:09i feel like i'm the top money grabber all right number one with three thousand six hundred and
33:15forty pesos the top money grubber is
33:22coming up say nev guys are always stupid but i think stupider when there's hot girls around
33:28you have a very long torso hell of a body but i got to stay focused man we got to
33:32be careful
33:33her right here and later i don't think there's any reason for midget mac to stay here everyone had a
33:38speedo line except you so why would you be shocked and say i'm not going home tonight let's see what
33:43the
33:43end result is going to be you might as well put the bet on my waist don't come out matt
33:46gonna be here
33:50so here we go okay your top three money grubbers we have destiny we have hoops and we have white
34:00boy
34:01this is definitely huge to come up big in this challenge because the two people with the most
34:06money get to pick the teams for the rest of the game which is huge number one and this person
34:12is
34:12guaranteed not to be voted off tonight with three thousand six hundred and forty pesos the top money grubber is
34:22hoops well played baby girl well played that means that you will be the first person to choose your team
34:29and you will not be voted out tonight all right who's when the challenge will be the captain i got
34:34more money you and you i'm gonna let you make that you are so shizzle now the next person who
34:41gets to
34:42choose the team and will also not be eliminated tonight with two thousand eight hundred and sixty pesos
34:49white boy well done well done i'm captain i worked hard i'm ready to pick my squad now later on
35:00tonight
35:00we're going to be picking two teams dodgeball style so for the next couple hours you guys want to talk
35:06amongst yourselves figure out who's going to be on whose team talk to your captains because one of you
35:12will be left out somebody is going home tonight there's 17 people here and the teams have to be
35:18even so somebody's going home tonight go ahead and get upstairs because this could be your last night
35:23in mexico all right
35:33that's gonna be tough it's gonna be hard i'm cool with everybody we gotta win after the challenge was
35:38over and we had to go back to the house this was people's time to you know kind of let
35:42me and
35:42what we know you know their strengths or their weaknesses or whatever you know kind of sell their
35:46self i up on my part but um and i didn't realize the ground was so close and i just
35:52don't want you to
35:52think that like i'm like i'm all over i'm saying i'm worried now because this is the very first
35:56challenge and i've gone and completely but i'm really good at other things they're sucking up
36:02and just letting you know i need people with heart that's what i need i need people with heart
36:08that's going to do whatever no matter what i can respect a person like that you know what i'm saying
36:18so i was a guy without a bed i was a little nervous i'd be sleeping outside by the pool
36:23just just don't walk okay oh boston he's crazy he's got the whitest i've ever seen on a male
36:33all right so good all right actually i pretty much saw that earlier where everybody did
36:43oh yeah you're taking your money out yeah i mean was it good looking or i just wasn't expecting it
36:51i was like whoa i know especially when it's so big right
36:57yeah it's hard to miss thank you so i know that someone's going
37:02home tonight and i don't want it to be me so i obviously need to go kiss ass to both
37:08of these
37:08team captains and just tell them why they can't be without mr boston on their team
37:13talk to me boston talk to me man please talk to me if you're married team i mean strength obviously
37:18may not be my best part but i mean i'm a very uh smart guy so if it involves intelligence
37:24boston boston
37:24i was on the whole show with you boston yeah boston is full of boston don't need that money for
37:30a
37:30damn thing you don't want the sneaky people you know no sneaky people no you probably already
37:35got a quarter of a million dollars sitting in the bank for all we know man so what's up did
37:39you do
37:39that challenge you sure did man you came up weak boss yeah challenge man but we do something in
37:44common what do we got to come jewish right oh i'm a jew huh yeah me too all right with
37:51white boy i
37:52work the jew angle but with hoops time to turn on the boston charm nice job thank you
37:59thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
38:05oh my goodness there was so much ass kissing going on i'm like are you kidding me well i just
38:12want to
38:13say that i want to be on your team right you guys are kill each other what if you guys
38:22are on the same
38:22team no i don't have a problem with her oops confirmed from the alliance with pumpkin i'm definitely not
38:28going to be on our team now i only hope it's me on white boys team but i'm really not
38:34worried about it
38:35stay in the air oh sexy thank you i'm just watching you stroke that ass crack
38:47ass crack is all the way out i've been looking at the ass crack all afternoon
38:50because if it's up all the way then the front is too low
38:56right what that was actually a fabulous
38:59guys are always stupid but i think stupider when there's hot girls around
39:07oh so you prefer to have a fat girl oh yeah yeah she has a very long torso
39:12right hell of a body hell of a personality but i gotta stay focused man i got a 250 000
39:18prize at
39:19the end of this Chicago she is i've never been the one to fall victim to any woman's trap we
39:28have to be
39:29careful her right here we were given the opportunity to speak to the captains or kiss their asses hello
39:42i miss you daddy i miss you too baby i don't even feel like it's worth the effort to go
39:49get in their
39:50faces about it i don't know i really really really really really want to win but i'm in no mood
39:59to be as
40:00social as i was the last time around i feel like it's better for me to just lay in the
40:07cut and hope
40:09that they see that who i am really is okay daddy
40:13daddy oh mama baby mama
40:29you hit a bed yeah
40:36behind me
40:46you hit it pumpkin is nice enough to let me know that brandy and megan are hiding a bed
40:53i knew that bed was mine
40:56i guess that we didn't do such a good job of hiding the bed because boston was able to figure
41:01it out
41:01do you want your blankets
41:04oh well
41:06you know i mean i i i need to change like upstairs in the middle of everywhere because i didn't
41:10have
41:10a bedroom and i i swooped up that mattress and put it down on the bed and i knew right
41:16away i was
41:17sleeping in the best bedroom in the house one time back in college you know me the guy and a
41:23couple
41:24girls were at a hotel the two girls both both stayed in my bed because they didn't like the
41:31other guy so i two girls with me i felt like a stud mr boston's creepy he's creepy creeper than
41:37creepy creeptastic creepy creepy thank you for not being opposed to the boston charm being in here okay
41:46it's not the mr boston charm it's the mr boston creep
41:54she's a little nervous
41:57man i ain't never been nervous only time i've been nervous in my conor bus this walk in the park
42:06walk in the park i don't think there's any reason for midget mac to stay here everyone had a speedo
42:12like everyone except you he didn't want to try it at least chance he got his damn speedos all i
42:18know if
42:19you were on my baseball team okay and i wanted you to go up to bat and i needed you
42:23to bat for
42:24me okay and you didn't want to go up and swing the bat why would i want you on my
42:27baseball team
42:29i wouldn't want you then so why would you be shocked and say i'm not going home tonight
42:33just just just just see what the end result is gonna be all right we'll see matt gonna be here
42:38i i don't know how
42:44coming up they ain't about to disrespect me you know what i mean i believe midget mac owes hoops an
42:49apology she signed me like i signed up but he wouldn't do it straight up down about apologize
42:53to hoops why would i do that on the man let me get a bill and later we have two
42:58team captains who want to
42:59pick back and forth i don't know who i want to pick next you don't get picked you gotta bounce
43:04who picks
43:05first but i pick last so i make the final decision who really stays and who goes the first person
43:10that
43:10i'm going to choose
43:19during the evening i started thinking about midget mac and how i disrespected women
43:25because of the way midget mac was being so disrespectful earlier i believe that he owes hoops
43:31an apology and i know you don't feel that way towards women but the way it sounded today it
43:36felt like you were angry towards women and you hurt someone's feelings tonight you hurt mine today
43:42everybody deserves chances in life and um i kept working on him to try to prove himself that he was
43:49a good man because i saw how his heart was hurt on new york the reason why i brought you
43:53these pictures
43:55their mother passed away march 16th of this year she had my second daughter destiny it enlarged
43:59heart so she just basically went cardiac arrest can i just go get brandy and we can talk
44:05all right stay right here
44:09bitches that's what he's calling us whores i went and got brandy this is your last chance
44:16you were up on the block tonight to be eliminated and you've got to make things right i talked no
44:22no
44:22listen i said that what he said about women could hurt women and it was disrespectful but you
44:28apologize for what you've said about me and other people what you said to her was really mean
44:34what about what she said to me i don't think she said anything to you
44:41what i wanted him to do was be the bigger man and apologize but he wouldn't do it
44:47can i get a drink though why would i do that on the man but you ain't about to disrespect
44:53me no
44:54that man or female that's real she signed me just like i signed her all right straight up the fact
45:00that
45:01midget mac refuses to give an apology it tells me a lot about his character let me get a bill
45:06that's
45:07something that i don't want to have anywhere near my team
45:23right now we got two team captains hoops and white boy and they're about to pick their teams and
45:27someone's got to get out of here i think that midget mac definitely on the chopping block and it's
45:36funny because he's really delusional about it and he thinks it's uh definitely not a possibility but
45:40i put money on it even though i messed up today i made a minor mistake i think i still
45:47have a chance
45:47because i am a good team player i am athletic i can do this welcome to the first elimination ceremony
45:55right now it is time to pick teams we have two team captains who are gonna pick back and forth
46:02and just like the fat kid in gym class if you don't get picked you gotta bounce all right
46:10so we're gonna start with our first team captain who just happens to be the biggest money grubber
46:15of all y'all but that's a good thing on this show okay oops step up and get your check
46:21i'm really happy that i'm a captain and white boys too but i'd have been even happier if he was
46:26on my
46:26team so how are you feeling about this i'm feeling good i'm in control of my team you're the one
46:31winner
46:31here from the other show and so now you're first right now on this show so you know what it's
46:37looking
46:37good for you all right well here's your check congratulations you're stealing the money
46:42take your spot at the gold team captain white boy come get your check
46:49this is it you know what i mean like it's every man for himself but for the meanwhile
46:53we build the teams for team challenges so i gotta make sure that my team is you know
46:58built from the ground up so right now you're in a good position you're uh the green team captain
47:03which means you're in command who's fixed first but i pick last so if people think about it it's not
47:08hoops making the decision i make the final decision who really stays and who goes white boy here's your
47:14check congratulations you're still in the money well done well done the two captains get to choose
47:20a team for the rest of the show so the way it's gonna work it's kind of like dodgeball i
47:24get to go
47:24first and then white boy chooses and then i choose so on and so forth all right let's get this
47:29thing
47:29started first up gold team captain you make your pick hoops
47:37the first person that i'm going to choose definitely has strength and heart and those
47:42those are the two things i'm trying to build my team around this is my life this is where i
47:46belong
47:46i need this money and i absolutely can't leave
47:53coming up it's the moment of truth one person is going to go on the other person this is your
47:58last
47:58night in mexico white boy it's all on you well i hate to be the bearer of bad news
48:08all right let's get this thing started first up gold team captain you make your pick hoops going into
48:14this right now as far as me picking teams it's going to be critical because i really got to take
48:17my time
48:18and make great decisions the first person that i'm going to choose definitely has strength and heart
48:26and those those are the two things i'm trying to build my team around
48:31so my first pick is going to be rodeo
48:36congratulations you are still in the money meet your teammate
48:40i think it's a great great great choice actually
48:45the white boy you're next for sure i mean the first pick for my team has to number one be
48:51somebody
48:52that i can trust to be physically and mentally stable for the challenge and the only person i
48:58feel like i trust who i know can bring that to the table is chance
49:04are you kidding me chance step up and get your check good boy
49:09chance doesn't deserve to be at first he didn't even participate in the challenge at least i went in
49:13there all right now white boy he did not take part in the challenge today does that make you give
49:19you some reservation about whether or not he's going to be there in the long run for you basically
49:22i broke it down to him i said yo if you're going to be on the team you got to
49:25be willing to say that muff
49:30chance and white boy they have a very strong alliance i don't know what it could do to the
49:34rest of us down the road all right congratulations chance you're stealing the money that makes me very
49:39nervous all right next up hoops the next person i'm picking is 12 pack all right next up i'm going
49:48with real man
49:50whoo stacking that time baby entertainer will you join my team entertainer come get your check
49:56i promise you you won't be disappointed okay i'll give you 150 percent i picked entertainer because
50:01he's physically strong but i am just a little bit worried about his mental capacity
50:1010 left white boy it's on you i'm definitely picking this next person for mental capabilities
50:19only as crazy as this sounds boston step up bro mr boston come get your check that's my boy
50:28what the boston's being freaking chosen over me are you kidding me are you kidding me come on
50:34mr boston here's your check congratulations you're stealing the money jews always stick together
50:40especially on i love money thanks white boy what are you down there heather hey heather come up here
50:50and get you excited eight players remain six girls and two guys now white boy looks like you're trying
50:58to build an all-male team over there what's the deal i'm building an all-male team
51:06he step up bro you've been picked homie do you want to get on the team bro no
51:15all of a sudden white boy picks me i know i'm not happy i don't want to be in your
51:19team
51:19well bro step up bro you've been picked homie
51:25if it was up to me i would be in a gold team any given day of life bull pack
51:30and i have the party
51:30boys alliance toasty toasty come up here and get your check i'm gonna take destiny
51:38pumpkin oh there we go pumpkin step up here and get your check megan step up i'm running around my
51:46bikini it's finally paid off i knew he was gonna pick me all right it's about to get ugly three
51:53people left only room for two everyone's equally bad i don't know who i want to pick next now it's
52:01down to three of us and i'm i'm freaking out i can't believe i'm still standing here and i haven't
52:06been chosen has white boy even noticed what i'm wearing hello well i came all the way from jackson
52:12the middle of nowhere in mexico and i might get eliminated with some speedos tonight ain't that
52:19i can only go with my gut feeling and at this point i am pretty damn sure i'm leaving tonight
52:30now i'm gonna allow the three remaining contestants to make a plea to the two captains let them know
52:37exactly how you feel and how you think you could be an asset to their team i feel like i
52:42deserve to
52:43be here more than nibbles or midget mac and i'm a lot hotter than both of them obviously today i
52:48messed
52:48up um i made a very huge mistake and i understand that i'm an amazing runner i'm an amazing swimmer
52:54and if you have me on your team i really can't show you can you drop and give me 10
52:58push-ups
52:59you want 10 push-ups
53:22this woman is supposed to be persuading me to pick her and she's breaking toes in a real conditioning
53:28course i can do this and i messed up for one second and i don't want you guys to hold
53:32that against me
53:33i don't know exactly what i just did in my foot
53:37i'm in a lot of pain and now i've ruined my chances i'm going home
53:51it's uh brandy c nibbles and midget mac left and everyone's equally bad i don't know who i want to
53:56pick
53:56next i definitely could have done better in today's challenge i mean i didn't get many paces
54:02but uh i don't think i've done anything to deserve to go home tonight
54:09okay three people left only room for two
54:15midget mac talk to the people no i ain't got to say how about that that's it
54:20yeah please please straight up you can get all you want entertainment you still live at home
54:25make sure you tell everybody when you go home everybody know that i mean midget mac you know
54:29i'm saying i had my speedos on you say you were hood and this and that i mean we're from
54:32the hood too
54:33you know what i'm saying so if i could have did it you could have did it i'm a good
54:36competitor
54:37you know i got the big guns and if you want to see some real push-ups i can show
54:41you 10 of those
54:42okay come on just for good measure i do some push-ups of my own and i do them classic
54:48military
54:49style they were watching those big guns work beautiful she's good bro i like her i like her
54:58now hoops they just made a plea did their plea actually swayed you into keeping somebody in the
55:03game who ultimately you would not have picked definitely um i i changed my decision you two
55:10approved yourself just now i appreciate it but i think you just sprained your ankle
55:16i gotta go with the nibbles nibbles wow come up here and get your check
55:22so how does that make you feel that uh poops changed your changed your decision and picked you
55:27i'm kind of surprised but uh apparently it's more about pretending to be friends so i'm realizing now
55:36that maybe i am not the most light only one spot left it's the moment of truth one person is
55:44going
55:44to go on to play the game the other person well this is your last night in mexico it's all
55:52on you
55:53so white boy tell me your pick right now my life here is in white boy's hands and if he's
56:01friends with midget mac i could be going home right now
56:13i'm going with brandy c
56:17step on up to the pedestal young tim push-upper we're gonna put her to the test all right
56:24midget mac is definitely more physical than her but in the long run i'm gonna need somebody with
56:28mental stability you know what i mean my man midget mac is a little bit you know he's wide open
56:33i'm
56:33ready i'm ready for the test all right now brandy c you were picked last but guess what you were
56:39picked
56:39okay so here's your check congratulations you're stealing the money i feel like now you know i have
56:46given it my all this is definitely my second chance and i really need to step up to the plate
56:50and kick butt
56:51come on up here midget mac all right talk to my man no ain't no hater it's all good still
56:59this is your check unfortunately
57:06avoid that yeah
57:10seeing midget mac's check get voided uh it felt good to me because he's a straight
57:14i mean anybody that lives like that i mean look that this is what happened time for you to bounce
57:19you still want to take that thing time for you to bounce wouldn't check i got my pride though
57:24don't say holla if you want that dog don't do the man be back you know what i'm saying so
57:32i ain't even
57:32chill and think about what the it happened
57:38well that was tough one man down but the good thing is all of you are still in the running
57:43to win that
57:44two hundred and fifty thousand dollars all right now these are t-mobile shadow phones these are for
57:51the team captains so what's going to happen is i'm going to give these to you guys and you're going
57:54to get some information about tomorrow over these phones all right so go ahead and come up and get
57:59these phones real quick here you go team captains all right so leave those on because we will be
58:05contacting you the green team has got a squad we ready to go and i feel confident my team can
58:11help me
58:11win this thing i'm at this 250 000 no matter what well it's been a long day and guess what
58:17there's another one tomorrow so you guys need to get some sleep go ahead and put your checks in the
58:22lock
58:22box anybody who is not willing to do whatever it takes to get this money doesn't belong to be here
58:30simple common sense
58:34we have 16 players left gold team green team game on bitches thank you
58:42i love money
58:48this season on i love money how are you if we lose today one of us going home
58:55what are you doing grab it go the more