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00:00I'ma have to get paid for this. Kind of feel like I was made for this. Kitties feel like I
00:05was made for it. I'ma have to say grace to this. Think I'm bout to be late for this. She
00:09knows gone away for this. Take the pic but don't feel to this. I'ma have to say grace to this.
00:14I'ma have to get high for this. Might have to swing by it for this. She gon' have me on
00:19my rage.
00:19I'ma have to say grace to this. I'ma have to say grace to this. I'ma have to say grace to
00:26this. I'ma have to say grace to this. I was hoping it was you. You might tell me that it's
00:38mine. I was hoping that was something deeper that would keep me digging over time.
00:49Are you in the shade?
01:01Femalicious.
01:04Are you running for the doll?
01:06Look, I know you must hate me, but I just need you to understand...
01:09Femmes.
01:10Femme la mousse.
01:12Hate you.
01:14You're not mad?
01:15No, of course not.
01:16Look at you, you're playing with the big boys now.
01:18St. Gilbert's most coveted position.
01:20It's David versus Goliath.
01:22Potter versus Voldemort.
01:24Frodo versus Sauron.
01:26You do realise that the small guys won in each of those scenarios?
01:30I am looking forward to going head-to-head at the Hustings.
01:34But I warn you.
01:36I play dirty.
01:38Dirty how?
01:40You'll see.
02:03F**k.
02:03F**k.
02:15F**k.
02:22Felix.
02:23Yo, what are you doing here?
02:25This ARP isn't going to complete itself.
02:26Look, I already apologise to you about the whole dinner thing with the parents, but just
02:30don't be wasting my time.
02:32Exams start soon.
02:33Spit in my drink, call me tutu slurs.
02:34I don't care.
02:36But just don't play with my work.
02:37I'm serious.
02:37I'm being serious, okay?
02:39I need this grade as much as you do.
02:41It's not what you said the last time you spoke.
02:42Do you want my help or not?
02:43I just want the connect from the British Library.
02:46Well, I can do you one better.
02:50First-hand sources and documents courtesy of...
02:56...my godfather.
02:57Shit, this must have taken you forever.
02:59Yeah.
03:00I don't even think we've got time to complete this.
03:02With this source material, plus if we're both pitching in...
03:07Alright.
03:08No f**king about.
03:09You've got to get this done by today.
03:10Preferably by six.
03:11Great.
03:12Yeah.
03:12I'm going to go shower.
03:13Cool.
03:17We to the library?
03:18Yeah.
03:19Cool.
03:45You thirsty.
03:47What if the Dominus Calumni was more than just a popularity contest?
03:51What if the Dominus Calumni is basically just a popularity contest?
03:54So you'd be pretty cray cray to not vote for Mimi.
03:56Chunk of cheddar for a vote for cheddar.
03:58Thank you very much.
03:59Get out my face.
04:01Ouch-ah.
04:03Choudomni?
04:04Choudomni?
04:06Choudomni!
04:06For cheddar!
04:08Get cheddar at start!
04:10Choudomni
04:10Choudomli!
04:13Choudomni.
04:34Oh, God, yeah. You look like Beth.
04:37What was I thinking? I can't win this.
04:39The Dom's a popularity contest.
04:41I hope you think my brother's top of the food chain.
04:43But he's bribing people for the vote.
04:44What? Fun-sized dairy snacks?
04:47I think you've got every chance of winning.
04:49Hi, ladies.
04:53The Dom is the only vaguely political thing
04:57I can put on my application to your dad.
05:02Okay, well...
05:06What is it? What's wrong?
05:08My family's going to find out that I've lied.
05:10I've already told them I've got the internship.
05:12I'm sure they'll understand.
05:12You don't know my family.
05:14Popularity is fickle, Femi.
05:16I know, but it means everything in this place.
05:18If you have the gift of the gab, you have the masses.
05:24Femi?
05:27Femi?
05:28Where are you going?
05:31Oh, Jesus.
05:33Omar!
05:34Hey, hey, hey.
05:36Musky natural. I like it.
05:38You have not a chance to shout.
05:39It's taken me countless hours, but I finished my final piece.
05:42Oh, my God. No way.
05:43Wait, so the peaches are like...
05:44Dead. Gone.
05:45Oh, thank God. I'm so happy for you.
05:47Is this it?
05:48Can I see it?
05:48Hey, hey, hey.
05:49It's all about the anticipation, the drama, the reveal.
05:53Like, I've never been so consumed by a project.
05:55Like, this piece is a representation of me or, like, who I am.
05:58And that, that, that isn't arrogant of me, right?
06:02An artist without an ego is like a bird without wings.
06:05Who said that?
06:06Me. I did.
06:07Yeah, I just know how to hear.
06:08But I'm just, I'm so proud of you. Seriously.
06:10Well, don't get too excited.
06:12I was told I need to get permission from Kyle if I want to switch out.
06:14Okay, well, make sure you do.
06:15The streetcar's saying that the top reps from all the art schools are coming to our final exhibition.
06:20Don't pull it into place.
06:21Oh, my God. We should do, like, a joint art show over the summer.
06:27Imagine two queer, black artists bearing their soul for unapologetic art showing you a mad thing.
06:35Oh, my God.
06:43Toby, we need to talk.
06:45Uh, not now, Miss Kate. Urgent revision.
06:48It's important.
06:50Yo, Abby.
06:51It's me again.
06:53Listen, uh, there's really low availability on these economy flights, and I can't afford these business class flights.
06:59So, uh, call me back.
07:01Toby, what? You're looking fine.
07:03Fine, boy.
07:04What? No pimple.
07:05Like your dimple. Simple.
07:07Has anyone told you you're looking fine today?
07:09A few people.
07:09Okay, listen.
07:10Move, man. I'm booking flights.
07:11You're going somewhere nice?
07:13Tell me, what do you want?
07:14So, uh, it turns out, being the Dominus Calami means I have to get people to like me.
07:19I was thinking, like, oh, who's the most...
07:22Okay, let me stop you right there.
07:24No.
07:24Just a few hours of your time.
07:26Brother, I ain't got no few hours.
07:28I've got revision to do.
07:29I'm working the graveyard shift tonight with this Japanese job.
07:32And...
07:34Oh, Abby's hiding from me and that.
07:36Move out my way.
07:38Air miles.
07:43What do you mean, air miles?
07:44Well, if you're going to be traveling all over Europe, it's going to be pretty expensive.
07:47Okay, so get to the point, what are you talking about Emma's?
07:50London to Lagos, a family of four, twice a year.
07:54My dad has thousands.
07:55So, what are you offering?
07:56If I'm the don, I'm pretty sure my proud dad will slip me a few, which means I can slip
08:03a few to you.
08:09Two hours, I'll help you.
08:11Yeah?
08:12Yeah.
08:12Yeah.
08:13Oh, my days.
08:14What are you doing?
08:15What are you doing?
08:15Put me down.
08:16Put me down.
08:17Put me down.
08:27Absolutely not.
08:28But, mistress...
08:29This is not the sort of art I want associated with St. Gilbert's.
08:33Okay, maybe it needs a little bit of explaining.
08:35Top art schools are coming to this exhibition and it's a big deal for students.
08:39It is not all about you.
08:42Yes, mistress.
09:03What are those?
09:03Ahem, C supplements.
09:05Caffeine tablets.
09:07And no, there aren't enough to share.
09:09Why would I want to put that shit in my body?
09:11How many of these you had?
09:12How much have you written?
09:14Ah, 761 words.
09:16Really?
09:17Mm-hmm.
09:18Damn.
09:24You hungry?
09:26It's all good.
09:27I've got some stuff here.
09:29Or some.
09:33Thanks.
09:39I really am sorry.
09:41You know, for being at your yard and treating like that.
09:45You don't need to keep bringing it up.
09:47I know, but that's the reason you're doing this project, no?
09:51Because Hong Kong isn't an option.
09:56I don't know why you'd want to live with your dad anyway.
10:00He seems like a dickhead.
10:02I'm not apologising for calling him a dickhead.
10:04You know I'm right.
10:06Dad's a shit.
10:08It's a fact of life.
10:11You know, I actually thought he'd come home to see me, but it was just about the divorce.
10:18Left before the income mum's signature was even dry.
10:23So, it's either Cambridge or staying home with her.
10:27Can't you get a place?
10:29I'm sure some of that divorce money's yours.
10:31Yeah, my mum's using old school equipment.
10:33Anything to prove she's good at the job.
10:36God knows what I'll have left in my trust fund.
10:38What a tragedy.
10:39Yeah, I know.
10:42Why don't we just get back to work?
10:48After all, you're doing really well.
10:51Yeah?
10:52Yeah.
11:01Each candidate has their own thing.
11:04Mabel has cupcakes.
11:05Cheddar's got cheese.
11:06Like, obviously, they've been working on their campaign for weeks, and I'm just a little
11:11bit behind, so everything rests on my hustling speech, which I've been working on.
11:16Yeah, I just feel like it's missing that vim, that X factor, that Tobi-ism.
11:23Right, well, I am one of one and can't be replicated, but we'll try.
11:28Let's see what you got.
11:29So, I figured everybody loves somebody that's funny.
11:35So, I'm going to start with a joke.
11:39Knock, knock.
11:48Bro, that's when you're supposed to say who's there.
11:50Okay, what else have you got?
11:51Well, after everybody laughs and it breaks the ice, I go on to say,
11:57Hello, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Femi Adibayor.
12:00I'm here for your vote to elect me as your Dominus Kalami.
12:04Bro, I'm bored.
12:05Bro, because you're not listening.
12:06I'm not listening because I'm bored.
12:08It's about a presentation.
12:10For starters, you're there mumbling into your chest.
12:12Because, bro, you're making me anxious.
12:13Okay, so what's the room for Leradi students going to make you feel?
12:19Bro, this doesn't come easy to me like it does for you.
12:24Pick up your top lip.
12:26You're the actor.
12:27Okay?
12:29You might not be confident,
12:31but you can, you know, I don't know,
12:33act like you're confident.
12:35How?
12:36Stand up.
12:41Chin up.
12:42Just stop.
12:43Deep breath.
12:45Sell it to me.
12:48Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
12:51My name is Femi Adibayor.
12:54Adibayor.
12:54And I'm here to tell you why I should be elected as your Dominus Kalami.
13:00Better.
13:00Less with the gunfingers, but good.
13:02Okay.
13:02Again.
13:03All right.
13:04Promises, promises, promises.
13:06Said you do it later, but later never came.
13:07I've abolished astonishment.
13:08Don't be surprised when you hear my name in a room that you hobbled in.
13:11I'm made of diamonds, you're made of cobblestone.
13:12I'm in alignment, you're in a trouble zone.
13:16Okay.
13:17Not do that.
13:19Okay.
13:20Okay.
13:22How's yours going on?
13:23Yeah, pretty good.
13:24Okay.
13:25Can I hear it?
13:25Yeah, sure.
13:27Um, okay.
13:30Colonialism inflicted deep and lasting harm on colonized nations, disrupting societies, economies and cultures.
13:37European powers exploited indigenous resources, enriching themselves, while impoverishing local populations.
13:44Sounds familiar.
13:45Yeah, because I got it for one of these.
13:47Which one?
13:49I don't know.
13:51You haven't cited it.
13:53I thought you only cited the quotes.
13:55Okay, but it's word for word, so it is a quote.
13:58Bloody hell, it's what I would have said anyway.
14:01Okay, so how much of this is actually yours?
14:04Um, not on this page, not on this page.
14:11This stuff is my own.
14:13This is mostly AIs.
14:15AI, bro.
14:16Yeah.
14:16You can't be using AI, they will find out.
14:19How do you not know this?
14:24Have I completely fucked it?
14:25No.
14:27No, no, no.
14:28Not at all.
14:29I'm not an idiot, I know you're lying.
14:31I'm not lying.
14:32I just need some massaging.
14:33You know what, send it over to me, um, and I'll have a play around with it.
14:38Okay.
14:56Sorry, sorry, sorry.
14:57Sorry.
14:58Sorry.
14:59You want to have to go?
15:02Wait, what?
15:03It's all around the houses, Mr. Graham.
15:04You're always holding.
15:06I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
15:07No, I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
15:09Honestly, sir, I don't know how that got there.
15:12Right, open your bag.
15:13No, not that bad.
15:14Woohoo!
15:17Just what the doctor ordered.
15:19Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Femi.
15:22I do buy up.
15:23I don't know what you're talking about.
15:40I don't know what you're talking about.
15:47No, it's not good.
15:53But I can't lie to us, wait some things or something,
15:55because it's meant to have a funk in it.
15:56Yeah, no, I've just been working,
15:58and I just didn't have time to shower.
16:03Yo, Neil, come here.
16:07What?
16:08Toby said we have to help Femi out.
16:09Yeah, and it's happening right now, so...
16:11Yeah, I can't, because I'm busy.
16:12Are you OK?
16:14No, because the dead weight that is Felix
16:16has somehow become even deader.
16:19So, just ditch him.
16:20I can't. We're being marked and working together.
16:22Plus, I kind of feel bad for him.
16:26You're like kicking a puppy.
16:29A spoiled, entitled, problematic puppy.
16:33I don't know, I just think he needs to feel like
16:34he's not fucking useless right now.
16:37OK, so let me just get this straight so we both can understand.
16:39So you're going to do the lion's share of the work
16:41on a project talking about the ills of colonialism
16:44so that you can help your privileged whiteboard buddy.
16:46Why do you have to say it like that?
16:48Listen, I've got tons of shit to do,
16:50and I even said I was going to meet Benjamin.
16:52Look, I'm sure he'll understand. Just get...
16:54Sorry, but I was planning to get Dick down and just...
16:57I beg your pardon.
16:58The Hustings is just an excuse to get wasted.
17:00Wish Femi the best for me.
17:02I've got shit to do.
17:03But, Leah, lots of points.
17:04No buts apart from you two's getting out of the library.
17:07That's rude.
17:08Thank you, goodbye.
17:09Calm. Let's just go.
17:10OK, visual's sorted. What's next?
17:12Do you know what?
17:13I think you're good from here.
17:15I've got everything.
17:16Really?
17:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:17I thought you said there was a bunch of stuff to do.
17:19On my part.
17:20You can just leave me with it.
17:21I promise.
17:22OK.
17:24Cool.
17:25Great.
17:30Well, I'll see you...
17:32Later.
17:58You good?
17:59Right, settle down.
18:00Settle down.
18:02Settle down.
18:04You've become...
18:22Now, I know it's tradition to get a little rowdy.
18:25We're choosing the Dominus Calumet.
18:28Well, it's an opportunity to take a break from the stresses of revision.
18:32However...
18:33Kids!
18:34See me afterwards, Quentin.
18:36However, becoming the Dominus Calumet is a great St. Gilbert tradition.
18:41In fact, it's an incredible honour.
18:44You not only get to do the speech at the graduation ceremony, but you get to represent the school at
18:50future events as official ambassador.
18:53Miss MacDonald.
18:55Miss MacDonald.
18:57Woo!
19:07And thank you.
19:11to the hustings for the 106th selection of the Dominus Calumet.
19:17Damn, boys.
19:27the first to receive two-thirds of the vote wins.
19:31But first, a few words from our Candidate!
19:40My best friend, Ria, and my girlfriend, Devonye,
19:44for checking my privilege.
19:46You took a flawed acorn
19:49and turned her into a fully-fledged ally tree.
19:56I'm really excited to bring the entire year group
20:00into the future with diversity and...
20:02Are you playing me off?
20:04Well, I did just say a few words.
20:12Not to mention, I know how to throw a lot of good party
20:17to vote for any of my competitors.
20:20Cheese Boy, Flemmy, or the Ginger,
20:24would be a vote for mediocrity.
20:28But I'll let you decide.
20:35Thank you, Chaplain Jones.
20:38You have my vote.
20:40Up next, we have Sami Femi!
20:43Oh, sorry.
20:45Femi Adebayo.
20:54Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
20:57My name is Femi Adebayo,
20:58and I'm here to tell you exactly
21:00why I should be your Dominus Kalami.
21:03Some of you may see this as a position,
21:08as a position, a popularity contest,
21:12but what if you selected someone
21:15who could help you lay the foundations
21:18of some foundations of a legacy
21:22that will be remembered forever?
21:29Wow, that was uninspiring.
21:33Up next, we have...
21:35Charles Droglie!
21:46Let's get a round of applause for our very own
21:47Semi Femi, yeah?
21:50Yeah!
21:52Yeah!
21:53I mean, a bit of a shaky speech there.
21:56He gives the impression of someone
21:58who'd be better as a sub,
21:59rather than a dong.
22:02Yeah, I'm joking.
22:03I am joking.
22:04I mean, nice effort.
22:05I mean, that's Femi all over, isn't it, really?
22:08Resilient.
22:09Resourceful.
22:09I know that.
22:10Better than anyone.
22:12I mean, like the time he forgot to pack boxes,
22:15so he just wore dirty ones inside out for a week.
22:18Yeah.
22:19No, I know, gross.
22:21I think it got so bad that he even asked me
22:23if he could borrow mine.
22:25Which is not unusual for Femi.
22:28Before you know it, he's walking like you,
22:31he's talking like you,
22:32and he's dressing like you.
22:34If you don't have a personality,
22:37you just take someone else's.
22:39Isn't that right?
22:42Semi Femi.
22:50What else?
22:52Oh, yes.
22:54Vote for me!
23:08So, I think we've got all the information we need.
23:11And now, it's time to vote!
23:15To the€ team!
23:23Come here, come here!
23:27Come here!
23:28I know you!
23:35Yo, Omo!
23:36Where you going?
23:37Brother, where you going?
23:39Omo, where you going?
23:40Yo, listen, I know it's embarrassing.
23:42Fuck, it's embarrassing by association,
23:43but, brother, we can't just bail on Femi.
23:44Look, it's me and Johnny. You want us to talk to me?
23:47I don't want to talk to him right now.
23:48All right, cool. At least hand in your vote.
23:50Bro, I got to go. Sorry.
23:51Just cast your vote, bro.
23:53Omar, cast your vote, man.
23:56Your snake.
23:58Snake in it, man.
24:00Mr. Stapes.
24:02Yeah, miss.
24:03This doesn't look like a revision.
24:06It's biology.
24:07Because I'm studying the cortisol levels
24:09under high pressure situations,
24:11so this is actually...
24:13Right. Well, I was going to pop this in your pigeon, huh?
24:17Sorry, miss. Sorry, excuse me.
24:20Um...
24:20Are you sure this is...
24:21You might have handed me the wrong paper here.
24:25No, that's correct.
24:27I've never got a B in my life.
24:29This was a mock exam.
24:31Imagine if it had been the real thing.
24:32I've been warning about this for weeks.
24:35I've got nothing but arrogance and cocksure answers,
24:37distracted by this and that.
24:39Sorry, that's not true.
24:40I've been focused, miss.
24:41I've been focused. I have been focused.
24:43Yes, I just...
24:44Hobi.
24:46Have you changed your mind about Cambridge?
24:48No.
24:49Why are you asking that?
24:50Because unless you pick it up,
24:51you're not going to get the grades you need to get in.
24:54I suggest you actually go and revise.
24:57Let this be a wake-up call.
25:16Oh, my God.
25:17Sorry, I was trying to be cool and romantic and shit.
25:22Everything I do seems to come across as creepy.
25:25Why are you here?
25:27You said six o'clock.
25:28I cancelled.
25:32Shit, I meant to cancel.
25:38I'm sorry.
25:40Um...
25:40I promise the last thing I wanted to do was spend all night in a library,
25:44but I have no choice.
25:47I don't think I've ever seen you without a book in your hand.
25:51Listen, I'm sorry that I fucked up your evening,
25:53but I actually got work to put in.
25:55Good grades don't just fall from the sky, you know?
25:57Yeah, I know.
25:58I don't think you do because if you did,
26:00you'd understand the amount of pressure that I'm under here.
26:02Or if you weren't so self-absorbed and listened.
26:07You know, it's about 5am today,
26:09just so I could get the night off to see you.
26:11I need free aids to get to Bristol Union.
26:14But that doesn't give an excuse to be shitty
26:16and judge everyone around me if they're not up to my standards.
26:18Are you going to leave now?
26:21Yeah, I'm going.
26:22Cool.
26:43Are you from Severston?
26:51Get him!
27:14All right, Claire.
27:16Thanks.
27:16Bro, what are you doing here?
27:18Don't let their floppy heads fool you, you know?
27:19They can mess you up.
27:20I was visiting Leo.
27:21Well, until she kicked me out.
27:26Why did she kick you out?
27:27I should go.
27:28Sure, but you probably want to wait until the coast is clear,
27:30you know, just in case.
27:37Um, do you want a drink?
27:40I brought them for the year.
27:45Yeah, yeah, sure, why not?
27:49The votes have been verified.
27:55And I can confirm the candidate in last place is...
27:59Sorry.
28:03Miss Chaplin Jones.
28:12Are you fucking serious?
28:14Don't shoot the messenger, babe.
28:15You'll rue this day!
28:16Move.
28:18Useless, useless.
28:19And you know what, Annabelle?
28:20You were adopted.
28:21Oh, yes!
28:22Move!
28:23Move!
28:25This is an unprecedented vote.
28:28No candidate has yet reached the required threshold to win.
28:32As a result, after a brief intermission, we will hear from our candidates one last time and then vote...
28:38...again.
28:39Oh, fuck my life.
28:42Jesus!
28:44Femi!
28:45Dom Dom!
28:46Well done.
28:47You made it through.
28:48Good effort.
28:49Looks like your smear campaign didn't work.
28:51Oh, that was nothing.
28:52That was just the mere tip.
28:55The next round, we're going in the entire shaft and balls.
29:03Shaft and ball?
29:03Oh, yeah.
29:04No, no, no.
29:07I'm just gonna be out of bed.
29:14Jason, I won't be out of bed.
29:14Don't you wanna play like this?
29:14It's a fun game.
29:20How long have you been playing?
29:23Ha ha ha.
29:30It's a fun game.
29:30My luck told me.
29:31All right, bro.
29:32What are you telling me?
29:32You know, I thought your mama started to forget me.
29:34busy bro busy how's it all going though well i did a mock exam i got a b oh so
29:43you think that's
29:43funny no no no i'm just i'm surprised i don't associate you with b's in it it's more of
29:49i was choosing not to go to cambridge this year me i had that choice so i could go traveling
29:56with abby or whatever and now it's looking like i ain't even got the option well it's
30:02a mock bounce back gee even if i can scrape it back i've already told abby i'm paying for the
30:09flights and all of that shit bro she's currently goes to me right now so i don't even know what's
30:14going on fuck me man what if i've done all this just so i can lose cambridge and abby come
30:21on man
30:21it's cambridge big big cambridge bro if she don't understand then i don't know man she will though
30:27you reckon yeah look man it's a big leap but you have to face it even me coming out bro
30:36i'm still feeling out of place and out of sorts but i'm glad i did it
30:42oh if i didn't i'd be kicking myself alive that's for sure
30:47yo people are moving in it so let me let me buy you back yeah
30:50all right all right he said in a bit
31:02so this is it
31:05no no you said you wouldn't laugh i'm not laughing it's shock bro shock yeah yeah in a good way
31:10different emotions and and sides and all of us fighting and harmonizing simultaneously
31:15thanks i'm sure the curse is clear you can go now i'm in no rush bro you know it would
31:23have
31:23been cheaper to buy her one big bottle i mean my sister works in promotion she said she had
31:28her shitload left over treating leo to leftover promotional bottles of prosecco and they say
31:34romance is dead so what's going on with you and leo we're just different people different
31:41priorities if that makes sense yeah it makes a lot of sense there's this guy i'm seeing and he's
31:50great really lovely in fact and and he's got me jumping behind pillars what in a good way i keep
31:58hiding from him i think i like him because he's safe i thought that's good for me because you know
32:05safe is my happy place i love safe what makes you think you're safe i'm not exactly chaotic am i
32:10your art is i'm not fooled by the button-up look i think you're attracted to messiness
32:19yeah no that's enough for seconds for you wait not i think it's you i don't think you should be
32:25hiding it under a blanket or jumping behind pillars to avoid what you really want
32:40thank you man of course you're wise watch a lot of right at first sight with my grandma
32:47you're on that yeah bro i don't get it nobody watches that what everyone watches that see you
33:04a little bit oh hi leah
33:10not even an apology apology for for standing me up the other night
33:16i'm sorry jang i thought it was just a whole study thing feels for a good reason i promise well
33:22i
33:22thought it was a good reason but then it turns out that he's a dickhead you met up with someone
33:26else
33:28jang am i missing something really leah
33:39that is just blatant nepotism your sense of entitlement is astounding just because your
33:44dad was a dom doesn't make you the best person for the job and anyway it's about time this role
33:49went to
33:50a woman sorry sorry are you even from here xenophobic oh that's not even a word yes it is and
33:59you're an
33:59idiot thank you very much objection and overruled but sustained tramley like like it doesn't even
34:07make any sense like because the dom has like like like like never been a woman so that would make
34:12it
34:12fear oh bless you pathetic and this one look at him is the dom uh stiff wooden lifeless and those
34:22were just his king lear reviews is that all you've got insults shut up mate haven't you got a bed
34:27to
34:27piss in which is a true story by the way yeah thank you very much
34:35order order order adebao yeah i wore the same pants for a week yeah i got pissed and pissed my
34:47bed
34:47and hid my sheets let's see what else do you know about me sometimes i suck my thumb when i'm
34:55sleeping
34:58i pissed sitting down you'll probably tell them that i'm a virgin
35:11so beyond the put downs you've got nothing just like you will have nothing to offer being the dom
35:19because it doesn't mean anything to you just like i'm guessing
35:24it doesn't mean anything to most of you
35:32well it means something to me i want to do our year justice i want our future years to look
35:40back
35:40at our years the best year full of absolute legends
35:49so instead of voting for mr i don't really give a
35:54vote for someone who does
36:23vote for me and i'll get all of you twats into glad you are
36:26Fast and brave!
36:27Yeah!
36:29That's right!
36:311040s!
36:32Unlimited weapons for everyone!
37:04Hi!
37:05Er...
37:06Hi Happy!
37:07Er...
37:08You know what?
37:09I'm not sure...
37:10I'm not sure if we're still together.
37:12I hope we are.
37:15I just want to talk to you.
37:17I need to talk to you.
37:18It's about the travelling.
37:20I'm not sure where your head is at,
37:22or any of it, but...
37:28Er...
37:28What are you doing here?
37:29Is now a bad time?
37:30No.
37:34It's just, er...
37:38You have kind of, like...
37:40left me on read...
37:42for the past, like, three days.
37:44Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.
37:45Well, I was about to send you a message.
37:46Me first.
37:50Your mum said that you were getting cold for you about Cambridge,
37:52and that you weren't going because of me,
37:54and so I thought I could stay away from you,
37:56and I tried, but I couldn't...
37:57I can't.
37:58So...
37:58I think that's because I love you.
38:05You...
38:06You don't need to say it back.
38:07Or anything.
38:19But, I mean, you could say something.
38:21Yeah.
38:22Nah. Shit.
38:24Um...
38:28I love you too.
38:32I...
38:39I proper love you.
38:44I love you.
38:55I love you too, too.
38:55But...
38:56Cambridge...
38:58I don't know about you, but...
39:00I don't know if I can do long distance.
39:07Me neither.
39:28Are we all in agreement?
39:36The votes have been verified.
39:44And I can confirm that the candidate in third place is Johnson.
39:52What?
39:53No, no, honey, it's okay, it'll be fine.
39:55Remember my illustrious spectators, there can only be one winner.
40:01Which means the candidate in second place is...
40:10Trumley!
40:13Meaning our new Dominus Calamee is Femi Adebayo.
40:20What?
40:24Congratulations, Semi Femi.
40:31Welcome on up, dickhead.
40:51How did you do it?
40:53You were there.
40:55Confidence, character and charisma.
40:57Come on.
40:58Nobody chose you over Glastow tickets.
41:00And they saw through your life.
41:01I wasn't lying.
41:03I have connects and everyone in that room knows that.
41:06That's why something isn't adding up here.
41:09I smell a rat.
41:10Well, I know it's hard to accept, but David beat Goliath.
41:17Oh, you know that something isn't adding up here, Fem Fems, and I will find the truth.
41:22You trust me!
41:30Hey.
41:31Hey, my man, about hey.
41:33Is this not you?
41:34Meet me in my room, 10pm, life or death.
41:37It is.
41:37So, are you going to tell us or are you just going to...
41:41Yeah, no.
41:41I need help breaking into the exhibition hall.
41:43It's where everyone's showing their final pieces.
41:46Why?
41:47This.
41:54Everyone's showing their A-level pieces and what I've got in the exhibition is just not good
41:57enough.
41:59It gives a...
42:00I don't...
42:02Leo?
42:02What is it?
42:05It's me.
42:06Not so much showing who I am, but rather revealing how I experience me.
42:11So, yeah.
42:13What do you think?
42:14It's giving me emotions, Sydney.
42:15We're not even moving.
42:17It's just...
42:18Look, guys.
42:19Carol said I couldn't show up, but fuck that.
42:20I'm going to break in and make sure this is what the art school reps will see, but I
42:23can't do it alone.
42:24You guys need to help, so we've got to do it now.
42:26I don't usually agree with Carol, but I agree with Carol.
42:33Omar, you took me out of my studying for this.
42:36You're lying.
42:37I thought you guys would come and help me out.
42:39This is us helping you.
42:40Brother, don't let anyone ever see this in your entire lifespan.
42:44You know what?
42:45What do you know?
42:46You sabotage your entire A-levels for a girl that you can't admit you've got feelings for.
42:49He got...
42:50You, yeah.
42:51You crash and burn every relationship you're in.
42:53Yo, take the best out of your life.
42:55You can't get no girl because you don't change your underpants.
42:58No, I can't lie.
42:58What are you trying to say?
43:00You just ruined us.
43:02You know what?
43:02Guys.
43:03Can you guys please go?
43:04All right, listen.
43:05Our bad...
43:05Yeah, please.
43:06In fact, get out.
43:08Cool.
43:10Van Gogh?
43:16Yeah.
43:20Yeah.
43:21You olhar the glasses out of his head as well because I need another time.
43:24JoDA is savory, I mean he's a bit a bad boy.
43:26I like all the food fame.
43:28Would you like somebody with a damn stereotype?
43:28To he說 nothing Oh yeah.
43:30I still like some fomi overarching.
43:32We'll be like a cowboy, young and a cowboy.
43:36Can't stop, full stop.
43:39You're sweet like sugar.
43:41Let me taste your sugar.
43:45You give it super.
43:46You give it, you give it super.
43:49Cause it's sweet like sugar.
43:51Let me taste your sugar.
43:54You give it super.
43:56You give it, you give it super.
43:59Talk way, don't cut cage me.
44:05Sweet danger, there's no saving me.
44:09I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a.
44:30Only one night.
44:32Can't stay.
44:32I'll be gone by tomorrow.
44:34Baby, did you not know when you're single?
44:36I'm a wild boy.
44:37Baby, I'm in trouble.
44:39I'm in trouble.
44:41I'll wrap you up.
44:42I spin you out.
44:43I'll break your heart.
44:45Baby, I'm a bad man.
44:47I'm a bad man.
44:50Don't thank your daddy.
44:52Don't thank your mommy.
44:53You get in trouble.
44:54baby, baby...
44:57I'm a bad man.
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