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00:02He fell for Darrow without warning, and his job keeps him from getting laid in the morning.
00:08It's Watch What Happens Live with Mark Consuelos and KJ Dillard now.
00:22Hey everybody, welcome to Watch What Happens Live.
00:25I'm your host, Andy Cohen, live in the Bravo Clubhouse,
00:27wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day.
00:30My first guest wakes up early for his morning TV gig,
00:33but he'll now be up way past his bedtime,
00:36making his Broadway debut in Fallen Angels starting March 27th at the Todd Ames Theater.
00:43Please welcome my pal, Mark Consuelos.
00:46Hey, buddy.
00:46Hey, Mark.
00:47I'm very excited about this.
00:49And if Riverdale taught us anything, it's that Mark always pairs well with a KJ.
00:54So give it up for KJ Dillard from Summer House.
00:59Hey, guys, do me a favor.
01:01Fire up WWHL.TV because we have a lot of polls coming your way in just a second.
01:08Don't forget to send me your questions on threads at BravoAndy,
01:11or if you're still on that cesspool we call Twitter,
01:14tweet me at Andy for Mark and KJ all night long.
01:18I want to say hi to Dara in the Oprah chair.
01:22And I guess that answers our question.
01:25Are things going well between you and Dara?
01:28Oh, lovely.
01:29Very good.
01:31Yeah.
01:31Okay, I want to get into tonight's Summer House.
01:33Now, Mark doesn't watch Summer House, but two fun facts.
01:36He lives down the street from the Summer House.
01:39Less than a mile.
01:39Less than a mile.
01:40And his son, Michael, is a producer on the show.
01:43That's right.
01:44Started as a PA.
01:45Yes.
01:45Which is absolutely amazing.
01:47And he's good.
01:47He tells us nothing because of the NDAs.
01:50Right, yes.
01:50He can't tell us anything.
01:51That's so funny.
01:53I got to tell you, KJ, one of the most powerful conversations we've had
01:57about race tonight on the show.
02:00And you, I just can't thank you for opening up the way that you did.
02:03And I just thought it was edifying and wonderful.
02:07How did that feel for you, having that conversation?
02:10It felt relieving just because, like, I've dealt with that my entire life.
02:14Yeah.
02:15Being a black man in America and having to face so much adversity.
02:19And so being able to have that conversation with Sierra and me at the table
02:23in front of everyone was just, like, powerful.
02:27And it was great that the white people just shut up and let you have the conversation.
02:32Yeah.
02:33Yes.
02:36Anyway, okay, well, guess what?
02:37It is time to...
02:39Work the ball!
02:41Here we go.
02:42KJ, you and Dara have been all over social media together.
02:45Here comes our first ball on www.hl.tv.
02:49Are they moving too fast, yes or no?
02:52As you watch them in the summer house,
02:54did you feel like they were moving too fast?
02:57This is overwhelming.
02:58No, we love a split screen, and that could have gone the other way.
03:02Absolutely not.
03:03Wow, that's...
03:04Good job.
03:04That's a landslide.
03:06Okay, KJ busted out his Kangol hat last summer,
03:10months before they were having a moment on Love Story.
03:13So I want to know, Kangol hats, hot or not?
03:16Mark, you've been known to bust one out.
03:18I have a few.
03:19Yeah, in the day.
03:19You have a few?
03:20I would say hot.
03:21Yes, absolutely.
03:22The audience...
03:23This is not as much of a landslide as the last time,
03:26but they're still going for hot, so congratulations.
03:30Now answer this.
03:31Do you think Bayley and Carl would make a cute couple, yes or no?
03:35What do you think, KJ?
03:39No.
03:40No?
03:41Okay.
03:42The audience feels like maybe yes.
03:44All right.
03:46Okay, well, we shipped them.
03:49And finally, during Spin the Bottle, Ben showed off his can.
03:53So I need to poll the audience.
03:55Ben's ass, hot or not?
03:58Now, I rewound.
04:01Oh, it's trending.
04:03And, yeah, you guys are saying hot.
04:07And, Dara, we agree with this, right?
04:09Um, I'm focused on one button.
04:12Yes, good.
04:12I would answer.
04:13Oh, wow.
04:14That's amazing.
04:15Thanks for voting, everybody.
04:17Good job.
04:21Okay, over at the bar, helping us celebrate St. Patrick's Day,
04:24I have one of my favorite Irishmen,
04:27and he makes my absolute number one pizza in the Hamptons
04:31and the country with all due to corned beef and cabbage.
04:34He is the owner of Sam's Pizza in East Hampton.
04:37It's my man, Graham Quinn.
04:38Hey, Graham.
04:39Happy St. Patrick's Day.
04:42If you're in East Hampton,
04:43how many years has Sam's Pizza been around?
04:46Uh, 79.
04:4879 years, y'all.
04:50This is a Hampton's institution.
04:53You love that place.
04:53I love Sam's.
04:55I'm there all the time.
04:56Thanks for schlepping in to be with us tonight.
04:58With his upcoming role in Fallen Angels,
05:01I am so proud that Mark is one of two members of his family
05:05making their Broadway debut this season.
05:07Your son, Joaquin, is in Death of a Salesman.
05:10This is a really big deal, and I'm not just saying that
05:12because I'm about to put him through a truly demonic game
05:16called Angelic Answers.
05:18Mark, baby angel versions of myself and Kelly
05:21have flown in on either side of you.
05:23I will now ask you to pick between the love of your life
05:27and me in a series of leading questions on live television.
05:31Good luck.
05:32All right, here we go.
05:32Okay, Mark, who is better in bed?
05:35Oh, Kelly.
05:36Okay.
05:38Who is more likely to be running late for dinner?
05:43I would say you're very on time, wouldn't you say?
05:46Yes.
05:47You guys are both on time.
05:48Okay.
05:49Who accidentally swears in front of the kids more?
05:52I would say you.
05:54Okay.
05:55Okay, who's more likely to leave your texts on read?
06:01Neither of you.
06:02Yes, we respond.
06:03Yeah, we respond.
06:04Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:05Who do you suspect has the higher libido?
06:08You.
06:10But that's across all, like, human kind.
06:16I mean, you know me.
06:18Yes.
06:18Who gets more annoyed with Gelman?
06:22I think you do.
06:25Who do you think receives the more salacious DMs?
06:29Definitely you.
06:31Who would be your first phone call from jail?
06:34Uh, my wife.
06:35I would hope so.
06:36Thank you very much, Mark.
06:39Tax season is upon us, and Intuit TurboTax has you covered by matching you with the dedicated
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06:50And with that out of the way, you have tons of extra time to call on the other geniuses in
06:55your life who can help with all the other daunting tasks that come with adulting.
07:01So I want to play Spill the Expert Tease.
07:04Okay, KJ, I am going to ask who you turn to in a pinch when faced with various challenges.
07:11Answer by picking from the bobbing heads of your esteemed housemates, Amanda, Ben, Carl, Sierra, Dara, Jesse, Kyle, Lindsay, Mia,
07:20or Wes?
07:20That's a big house.
07:21All right.
07:21Who in the house is the perfect style expert?
07:24Me.
07:25Um, you're picking yours.
07:26Who in the house is the expert chef?
07:29Mia.
07:30Uh, who is the expert at assembling the perfect on-theme party costumes?
07:35Sierra.
07:35Yes.
07:36Who's the expert at dissipating a group argument?
07:39Kyle.
07:40Um, who is the expert at keeping the room the cleanest?
07:44Me.
07:45Uh, who is the expert driver on the long trip out to the Hamptons?
07:48Carl.
07:49Who is expert at always knowing how to make things awkward?
07:56Uh, Bailey.
07:58Uh, who is an expert smack talker?
08:01Bailey.
08:02Expert, uh, at staying out late on nights out.
08:05West.
08:06Uh, who can stir up drama while expertly staying on the outside of it?
08:16Kyle.
08:17Uh, since it's apparently not Bailey, who is the flirting expert?
08:21Dara.
08:22All right.
08:23Thank you very much.
08:27Okay.
08:27When Mark isn't co-starring in Scream 7 with a killer who wants to gut everyone like a fish,
08:33he and Kelly spend their downtime doing it like rabbits.
08:37So I want both my guests to tap into their animalistic sides for let your kink flag fly.
08:44Gentlemen, take these flags, and I'm going to edge us all out by teasing my guests with various kinks.
08:52Guys, tell us which ones you're into by waving your kink flag.
08:55Mark, I really torture you when you're here.
08:57Yes, you do.
08:57I know.
08:58I really like it.
08:59Okay.
09:00Hooking up in a pool or hot tub.
09:03Yeah, I don't like water around me.
09:05I'm good.
09:06Um, motor boating.
09:08I love motor boating.
09:09What is that?
09:10It's doing this and having boobs in your face.
09:13Oh.
09:14Yeah.
09:14Yeah, okay.
09:15Yeah, okay.
09:16Okay.
09:17Um, bondage.
09:19Bondage or discipline.
09:21Not my thing.
09:22Um, hooking up in public where you can be discovered.
09:29Mark.
09:30No.
09:30Okay.
09:31No.
09:31All right.
09:32Pegging.
09:33Either of you guys like to get it up the butt?
09:36No.
09:37Um, furries.
09:40No.
09:41Uh, role play.
09:44Light.
09:45Yeah.
09:46Um, incorporating food in the bedroom.
09:50Food in the bedroom.
09:51It's unsanitary.
09:53You are so clean.
09:54Yeah, I'm very clean.
09:55Um, threesomes.
09:57I mean, I'm not gonna turn it around.
09:59Um, watching porn with your partner.
10:05All right.
10:06We're gonna leave it there.
10:07We're gonna next to the world with these guys.
10:09You learn to stop by later this week.
10:11Don't go anywhere.
10:13Sorry to do that.
10:14Andy, you're so shady.
10:16Andy, you're so shady.
10:18Yeah.
10:19Thanks.
10:20Thanks.
10:25For our discussion, this is my exclusive.
10:28That was the deal.
10:29Yeah, yeah.
10:29Got it.
10:30OK.
10:32Oh, OK.
10:33Oh, there.
10:36all right i have three cameras on you we'll be operating from the control room need your phone
10:41so when he calls thank you all right ladies we'll be ready to break into every affiliate
10:47in the state on your go jesus is awesome that was my guest mark consuelos in screen 7 now playing
10:56in theaters nationwide welcome back to what's what happens live i'm andy cohen live in the
11:02bravo clubhouse also here with kj dillard from summer house she's mark you're in the movies
11:09you're on broadway you're on our tvs yep you're recording an album anytime no i'm not okay over
11:14at the bar serving the traditional irish delicacy of pizza from east hampton it's my irish pal graham
11:21quinn from sam's pizza is here in honor of st patrick's day and summer house drinking game
11:27reminder if you are 21 or over anytime you hear this word drink or if it's legal where you are
11:33smoke a half pipe hey yeah uh let's take some fan questions we have lauren from kansas city in our
11:39studio audience with a question for mark what do you got lauren have there been any on-air
11:45conversations with kelly that led to arguments at home um no no no that's great no but sometimes we
11:53bring up stuff on air because it's kind of a safe space sure because there's an audience there right
11:58and you can kind of make a joke out of it i love i love it page six will be
12:02like mark and kelly had a
12:03huge fight today on the show never and i'm like oh my god what did they talk about and it's
12:08like
12:09it's it's amazing yeah yeah leaving for the airport early oh yeah no yes no no right no right uh
12:14let's go
12:15to our virtual fan winslet in alabama with a question for kj hi hi andy hi guys hi there kj
12:25did
12:26you agree with jesse when he implied this season that your buddy west isn't ready to be in a
12:32relationship or do you think him and sarah actually would work out love your accent that's a very good
12:39question i think west needs to focus on himself before he's ready for sierra
12:47mm-hmm what did you think of sierra the apology that west gave to sierra tonight at dinner
12:56it was it was it could have been better okay um you and west it seems like you got closer
13:03this summer
13:04yeah that's my brother yeah apology aside yeah um yeah mark harper m said you once joked with
13:12jimmy kimmel that you forget who your live guests were as soon as later that day so i have to
13:18ask
13:18who were your guests on today's episode of live with kelly and mark oh gosh uh i know we had
13:25shaggy
13:25and robin thicke um and we had uh oh gosh i know my publicist is here i want to tell
13:34you who's that elizabeth moss yes thank you all right but i do was kurt russell on the show too
13:42last week oh okay all right very good yeah okay uh kj uh tom ahs wants to know after watching
13:49it did
13:49you think ben was too harsh on bailey no no i don't okay um you've seen joaquin in death of
13:57a
13:57salesman yes but now he won't be able to come see you and you're i think there might be one
14:02preview
14:03where he can come i love this that he comes on broadway it's so exciting yeah it took me 30
14:08years to get on broadway it took him like three months yeah uh good point yeah kelly's gonna be
14:12going back and forth tonight's a summer house spin the bottle game featured lots of kissing on the
14:18lips even though ben presented everyone with a perfectly good set of cheeks but in my cheeky game
14:23the bottle gets to hit back because it's time to play spin that bottle okay here's how it works
14:30when my whirling bottle lands on one of us uh that person will have to answer a tough question
14:36if that person refuses to answer they will pick one of us and you will smash a breakaway bottle over
14:43their head okay spin it control room
14:47okay this one's for kj kj which of the summer house gang were you warned about ahead of time
14:54before you joined them in the house this summer jesse jesse all right yeah okay there you go spin it
15:02oh gosh
15:04mark since you've joined live with kelly who has been the most boring interview you've had to deal with
15:11go ahead no oh no no no you oh yeah no he does it over you you're right um no
15:18he does it over
15:19oh yeah yeah i can't i can't i can't answer that there you go okay all right spin it around
15:27who is the most annoying bravo leberti to film a reunion with oh my god there's no way mark yeah
15:34yeah
15:37okay okay yeah it's good okay spin it around all good
15:42oh me again okay rank these in order of highest to lowest body counts
15:49me anderson john mayer that's the ranking me anderson john mayer highest to lowest all right
15:56good okay spin it
16:03name one thing that your wife kelly ripa did that annoyed you today
16:08oh gosh she didn't annoy me today okay i knew you were oh yeah you answered
16:14all right spin it
16:19kj after observing them for a full summer who was more to blame for their marital woes kyle or amanda
16:26kyle okay yeah okay spin it
16:33kj be honest do you think ben wants to f his mate's missus no okay
16:41mark where's the wildest place you and kelly have made whoopie
16:46oh gosh um oh gosh
16:54honeymoon okay no i can't i can't what about what what about
17:02that's that that's not wild is it oh it isn't really i think
17:05yeah good good there you go too scared let me finish
17:11okay there you go okay spin it
17:15oh god which housewife instantly makes
17:19you groan when you see them
17:23okay here you go
17:27okay all right thanks uh we're gonna leave it there after the break
17:31we have more with these two and a special st patrick's day themed watch what happens by
17:36all right
17:54all right welcome back to watch what happens live i'm andy here live in soho with mark kj and my
18:02man
18:02graham at the bar from sam's restaurant in the hamptons um i loved your and kelly's interview with
18:08with your all my children castmate michael b jordan backstage at the oscars that was so great
18:14just want to plug that in your new play it's you and rose byrne and kelly o'hara kelly o
18:18'hara i mean
18:19it's amazing it is very exciting i get to work with somebody really talented in the morning and
18:23at night like that's right at night yes you do uh kj alex o emailed as one of the house
18:30newbies who
18:31was the most welcoming of the summer house members daryl oh
18:40do you say i love you to each other now now you do no yeah yeah oh yeah i love
18:47her yeah you do
18:48yeah i do i can see that oh you're very sweet i love this what's happening right now
18:56now it's the cozy time now it's the cozy time yeah it's cozy time it is time for watch what
19:03happens
19:03five today is saint patrick's day which means i am compelled to celebrate my favorite irish lass
19:09our fearless executive producer deirdre connelly deirdre loves to give me crap in my earpiece
19:17while i'm hosting the show every night so we tonight are counting down the top five things
19:23deirdre connelly has said in my ear during a show but i need a little help from another irish icon
19:29oh andy o cohen top of the evening okay okay so you're gonna be playing the part of my executive
19:38producer deirdre okay here we go the number five thing deirdre says in my ear she's said it
19:44approximately 200 times since 2009 whenever i'm running hot in the clubhouse oh your upper lip is
19:51sweating on many occasions i've turned to a guest and said nice to meet you only to hear deirdre say
19:59ah they've been on the shore before that's number four whenever i make fun of boston or insinuate
20:06that irish people drink a lot or even call out that yet another of deirdre's cousins is in the
20:12audience she'll currently respond how dare you that's number three our number two is simply presented
20:20without context during a show deirdre once had to tell me that's not how tampons work that's not how
20:29tampons work
20:33i don't know we had a conversation about i learned what a panty liner was tonight
20:40our number one thing deirdre said in my ear came during our early days when we had a few technical
20:46kinks to work out i heard something you never want to hear your executive producers say 10 minutes
20:51into a live show uh we're not on the air but uh just keep going oh my god now deirdre's
21:02telling me
21:03to wrap it up we'll do d and happy st patrick's day everyone good night i want to thank mark
21:07cj and
21:08great for being here if you were playing our drinking word no driving it was dara we said it six
21:13times stay here for our after show go see mark on broadway see him on live with mark and kelly
21:18every morning
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