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00:00He's learning so fast.
00:02That's my baby boy's baby boy.
00:06Get him to try another one.
00:08Can you say,
00:09Ni-mama?
00:10Ni-mama.
00:11Who am I?
00:12Coo-coo.
00:14Hey, little guy.
00:16What do you call me?
00:17Ni-papa.
00:19What?!
00:20That's not your papa!
00:22I'm your dad!
00:23I'm sorry, Paul.
00:24Fuck you, Stephen Harper.
00:26You've been filling his little brain with your lies.
00:29You ruined my family.
00:30I hope you're happy.
00:31I-I said I'm sorry!
00:33I'm the papa,
00:35not this pasty, light-skinned native.
00:38Come on, PJ.
00:40Tell me.
00:41Who am I?
00:47Weenock!
00:49Oh!
00:50I'm the papa!
00:51Baby!
00:52All night long.
00:53Keep his into our laughing stick was a wild bang.
01:02At the cutting edge of science and technology in a place beyond possibility.
01:08beyond possibility that's because i'm taking res radio into the world of ai
01:16that's artificial intelligence for all you earthlings
01:22one small step for grouse lake one giant leap for res radio
01:31stupid stephen harper sitting around all day doing sweet
01:35fuck all and he gets credit for being pj's father must be nice hey paul how do you like your shirts
01:41folded again like rectangles with the sleeves tucked in holy man how many times do i gotta say
01:48that see what i'm saying about this guy maybe take it easy on stephen harper yeah and maybe if you
01:58stepped up a little more and did more stuff with pj he wouldn't be so confused about who his dad is
02:03pj probably just thinks stephen harper is his dad because he's the donor yeah you guys are right
02:14it's just a face yeah that's what i was thinking sorry for being so stupid earlier
02:21hey boss got another shipment of misprints check it out
02:31winnipeg gens i knew winnipeg gen once moved to phoenix in the 90s real heartbreaker man we have
02:39so much in common nothing's gonna come between us yeah man oh hey guys cold on the water today lads
02:47got some uh barnacles on the old hull
02:49there you go roger all set it looks like a regular old laptop this regular old laptop is loaded
03:14with the latest think stink technology it's so easy even a mushroom or a cookum can use it
03:21what about a handsome young uncle easy for them too oh you don't say watch this
03:29this is laughing stick in the morning the most handsome entertaining intelligent radio host in the world
03:37go on all you do is press a few buttons sit back and relax now i can take real bathroom breaks instead
03:47of using my trusty old pee jug is this the place yep what does she brought me here the thing is the last
03:59time i was out here i lost my best sandwich it just disappeared what really i had it and then i put it
04:08down just for one second and for the life of me i don't know where i put it out there yeah out there
04:17beyond those trees way beyond those trees give me a scent
04:31i've got it
04:35and don't come back until you find it hey man something needs to stare a woman when she's
04:41picking her nose yeah yeah gonna be important for a few days got some work to do on the barge
04:49oh yeah she's been groaning like a whale in heat you got coffee or you're gonna have a mutiny on your
04:55hands fresh pot in the back captain bro you and gail still bumping uglies no man we're just bros bro
05:04mm-hmm hey i know what you're thinking she goes port to port uh-huh yeah and she's cree i think two of
05:14my kids are cree and she only dates people named dean do middle names count
05:23don't sit in and warn you man but dean look at her she's like some kind of swashbuckling pirate
05:33i bet she buckles all kinds of swashes
05:43okay think stink it's just you and me now let's see what you got play me the greatest native love
05:52song of all time here you go roger here's chester knight with love me strong yes this station will be
06:01the crown jewel of the north and will be the greatest duo since george and tammy johnny and june guns and
06:08roses actually roger guns and roses are a band not a power couple okay think stink since you know
06:17everything play me the second best native love song coming up we'll work on that
06:31this just isn't like stephen harper to take off without telling us
06:34this is like stephen harper to take off without telling us and there you are paul uh nope
06:42i'm worried that's probably all the cleaning talking
06:46i am by staying out of the way just sitting there on your arse people help in different ways you know
07:00all different ways you yeah get off your cheat and go find stephen harper we need his help
07:07i'm in the middle of doing something in the middle of doing something now you're at the end of doing
07:17something all right fine but you two got to learn how to live without stephen harper doing everything
07:24for you guys yeah i said that the balloon for the coffee best begin back to the ship to help me hands
07:34on deck later scallywags i've asked her maybe hold your course i have words for your ears yo ho ho
07:44i spent time on a barge prison barge oh yeah prove it she's a beauty oops
07:58cousin dean leon you're a dean only by middle name still counts come by later we can swap c stories
08:11won't that be weird with dean i asked him what did he say yeah man
08:24sure sounds like him
08:29ar it's a date later lawnlubber
08:34i don't want to jump to conclusions but i think wolves got to stephen harper what how do you know well
08:48you can tell from the almost scissor-like rips and from the ketchup-like bloodstains that they definitely
08:55ate him alive not stephen harper so sad so sad well i'm gonna go i'm gonna go take a nap
09:09uh huh what ma is that you i tried to find your sandwich paul and i searched everywhere
09:28i'm so sorry stephen harper i never meant to get rid of you stephen harper i'm sorry i shouldn't have
09:35I was trying to get rid of him.
09:36Paul!
09:37What did you do?
09:39PJ called Stephen Harper dead,
09:42so I drove him out to the bush to look for a sandwich,
09:45only there was no sandwich.
09:48I just tried to get rid of him,
09:50and then I tore his shirt and told you guys he might have died,
09:53and now he might actually be dead.
09:58Paul!
10:00To all of you, that is a big Anishinabe sin.
10:04Go get him!
10:05Okay, but I'm just gonna finish sleeping first, okay?
10:09No!
10:10Fine!
10:18Yeah, good one. What's so funny?
10:19Hey, a little privacy, bro.
10:21Actually, we're closing, so drink up.
10:23It's noon.
10:27Oops!
10:28Blimey!
10:29It got everywhere. Leon, go get a mop.
10:31It's my day off.
10:32We're fine. You can swab it later.
10:35Oh, hey!
10:36Why don't I just go fuck myself, then?
10:45Hope you like the second best native love song ever!
10:49Jeez!
10:53What the fuck, bro?
10:54And if you're wondering, yes, my voice is just as handsome in real life. Come to think of it.
11:13Can I help you?
11:14Can't even tell the difference.
11:16We're a clone. Where do you hide the wires?
11:21I'm not a clone, you idiot. It's me, Roger.
11:26That's something a clone would say.
11:28Would a clone do this?
11:29Whoop!
11:30Whoop!
11:31Whoop!
11:32Whoop!
11:33Whoop!
11:34Whoop!
11:35According to my research, yes.
11:37I was here earlier than expected.
11:39Ah, put the damn graph away, Lips.
11:41I can be in two places at the same time, thanks to Think Stink.
11:45Okay, good.
11:46I thought my predictions were off.
11:48What's so funny?
11:54Shh!
11:55So, I'm trying to fight off a sneeze, but the guy thinks I'm pointing to the road with my lips.
12:04I thought that Roger. Everything he knows.
12:06Yeah, but this Roger's better.
12:09Here's Timmy and the Takeovers with their hit song. They like me better than you.
12:15You got that right.
12:22Stephen Harper!
12:25Come on!
12:26Well, I tried.
12:29What the fuck?
12:30No, no, no, no, no, no.
12:34Stephen Harper?
12:36No!
12:40No, Stephen Harper.
12:42I should've been nicer to you!
12:45Oh, my God!
12:46You were the best cuck!
12:47No!
12:48You were the greatest cuck anyone could ask for!
12:53Paul!
12:54Did you mean that?
12:55How dare you make me think that you were dead!
12:58I'm sorry.
12:59I was just trying to find your sandwich.
13:01Forget the sandwich!
13:02We gotta get you home!
13:03Okay, then.
13:04Just let me grab my things.
13:08What?
13:09We're not gonna fit in there!
13:11Come on in.
13:12Come on.
13:18One stick of gum, please?
13:20T-
13:25Is it me?
13:26Or is she Cree?
13:28I sing her, she says me.
13:31But my heart is in mutiny.
13:36A barge captain so creepy, see.
13:39You see, that's why I sing, so mocha be, stuffing my face with loosies, is she too, deadly for me, for me, bro.
13:57Still no gum?
13:59Uh, no, man.
14:02So if you're on the road, pick him up.
14:05Anyway, it's time for a good old-fashioned contest.
14:09Contest?
14:11The first five people to name a city that starts with any letter from the alphabet will get $100 from my own pocket.
14:18I don't have that kind of money.
14:20You know what? Make that $200.
14:24No!
14:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:32Damn you, things stink.
14:33This is way bigger in sight. And you have cable?
14:41I did find a sandwich, by the way, but it wasn't the right bread.
14:44You found an actual sandwich? But we should probably leave it.
14:49Yeah, you're right. In case the original owner comes back for it.
14:52But, I mean, how long would we wait before we let them do that?
14:55Forget about the sandwich.
14:58Moose meat? Blueberries?
15:01Man, I can't believe that you did all of this in just one night!
15:06It's not the first time I've lived alone in the bush, Paul.
15:09Wow, we're really far out here.
15:12Hey, is that a squirrel over there?
15:14I bet it would make a great pet.
15:16Want to come up with names with me? I'll start.
15:18Christopher. No, wait. Christine.
15:21There's no rules that squirrels can't be girls.
15:24Squirrels. Girls. Curls.
15:25Hey, you know what? I think I left my sandwich back in the musk eggs.
15:29Oh, hey. Why don't you go find it for us?
15:32Sure thing. See you, Mom and Dad.
15:33I searched for days. Days for that sandwich. But I never found it.
15:37But I did find you guys. Remember?
15:45Cousin Leon sold his oregano, bro!
15:47Fucking cousin Leon, man!
15:49Yeah, man. He's gonna get it!
15:51Hey, guys. Can we be friends?
15:54Who is you, you pasty kid?
15:56Name's Stephen Harper.
15:58Cool name, bro. Hopefully nobody comes along and ruins it.
16:01Hey, look! A squirrel!
16:03I've been trying to catch one for months now.
16:05Man, are they fast.
16:07They bite pretty hard, too.
16:08You know what else is fast? Sharks.
16:11Bears, weasels.
16:12Did I say bears?
16:13There was no sandwich.
16:15What?
16:16I made it up!
16:18PJ called you dead.
16:19So I drove you out here and I left you.
16:22For good?
16:23Yep.
16:23Even worse, I told everybody back home that you were eaten by wolves.
16:29Anyway, come on. Let's head her back.
16:30Stephen Harper!
16:34Come back!
16:35Come back!
16:40Gail!
16:41You fucking creeper!
16:43Fuck!
16:44Dean!
16:46I just wanted to talk.
16:48What do you want?
16:51Hey.
16:55I...
16:55When I saw you with Leon, I felt, never mind.
17:01What?
17:03I like you.
17:04Well, I have to confess.
17:07I was a little hurt when you told Leon we were just bros.
17:10And I was hurt when you dated him.
17:12I just did that to make you feel jealous.
17:15So you don't like him?
17:16No, Dean.
17:18I like you.
17:21I'm Gail!
17:23Dean.
17:24Gail!
17:25She steered my heart like a midnight barge, ran it aground with Dean in charge.
17:43And now I'm nothing but a fool at large, a fucking fool at large.
17:54Come back!
17:57Rose needs you!
17:59My mom needs you!
18:02I need you!
18:05I said it!
18:06Are you happy?
18:18It's okay.
18:20You don't have to eat me.
18:22Good boys.
18:23You don't want to eat me.
18:25I taste terrible.
18:27Oh, no.
18:30How ironic.
18:31Killed by my favorite activity.
18:34Eating.
18:35Shadow 2!
18:35Swoon Moon!
18:36Mojohn!
18:40We go way back.
18:42You saved my life.
18:44You would have been all right.
18:45They just didn't like the whole you were treating me.
18:47Man, I'm sorry, Stephen Harper.
18:51It's okay.
18:52You did what my parents never did.
18:55You came back.
18:59Yeah.
19:00Yeah.
19:01We should probably get going.
19:03Agnes and Rose must be worried.
19:04Come on.
19:05Let's go.
19:05Oh, berries.
19:10I love berries.
19:11Do you love berries?
19:13Of course you love berries.
19:13You know that I know that that's a good question.
19:15Man, shut the fuck up, Stephen Harper.
19:16I hate you so much.
19:18You got it, Paul.
19:18What are you doing, Roger?
19:23You're out of control, Think Stink.
19:25Don't do this to me.
19:27I mean, us.
19:29There can only be one Roger.
19:31And if that means no pee breaks, so be it.
19:35Wait.
19:35We're meant to be together.
19:37George and Tammy.
19:39Nice try.
19:41You're just saying that.
19:44Nice try right back.
19:46I run on battery.
19:49Oh, yeah?
19:53Piss off.
19:56Handsome.
19:57Point, point, pointing.
19:58Lips, lips, lips.
20:00Three hundred four.
20:05Who's a good Roger now?
20:12Hey, cousin Leon.
20:13You know how you're dating Gail?
20:17Yeah, man.
20:18Well, now I'm dating her.
20:21Yeah, man.
20:23You ain't mad?
20:25No way.
20:27For real?
20:29We had one date.
20:30You're both adults.
20:32True.
20:33Plus, your first name is Dean.
20:36I'm just a middle name, Dean.
20:37It wasn't meant to be.
20:39Oh, man.
20:40That's a huge relief.
20:41I thought you'd be pissed.
20:43You believed in me when nobody else would.
20:46Bro cousins.
20:47Bro cousins.
20:58Okay.
20:58We've been hanging out and bonding for weeks.
21:02PJ, tell me who this is.
21:04Me, mama.
21:06Aw.
21:07Good boy.
21:10Okay, PJ.
21:11Tell me who I am.
21:17Me, papa.
21:19Ah, atta boy.
21:20Hmm.
21:22I wonder what he calls me now.
21:24Fuck off, Stephen Harper.
21:26Oh, no.
21:27No.
21:27Oh, no.
21:27No.
21:29No.
21:50No.
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