00:00If nothing to be nervous about, your sister loved going there and so will you.
00:04In fact, you should be excited. Do you know why?
00:07Because this is the very first day of the rest of your life.
00:13Hey, woman.
00:14I am not 100% sure about the tone young lady.
00:16And could you please turn it down, please?
00:20Don't you.
00:24Mother...
00:25Fucker!
00:26Chloe Adeline Mackenzie.
00:28You were thinking it.
00:29Because I was scared.
00:30Do you want to see how teenagers die?
00:32This is how.
00:33This young lady in front of me is driving and texting at the same time.
00:36You're going to die!
00:38Oh, this is just...
00:40I'll be right back.
00:43You're dead.
00:49Excuse me.
00:50You must stop.
00:51You're gonna kill yourself for some...
00:52Mom?
00:53What's your problem?
00:53Abigail, what are you doing?
00:54You were supposed to be on the bus.
00:57You picked me up.
00:57You know how I feel about you driving with texters.
01:00It is worse than drinking and driving.
01:01Get out of the car.
01:03I'm not getting out of the car.
01:04We're three blocks from school, okay?
01:07Fine.
01:07If I touch you, driving and texting again, I will find your mother and I will throw this at her.
01:15It's possible that had she not fallen, nobody would have gotten killed.
01:20Ouch.
01:21Did you hurt yourself?
01:23No.
01:23The lady just tripped.
01:33Shall we make sure the lady's okay?
01:39Yeah.
01:47Damn it.
01:48Stay here.
01:49Keep your seatbelt on.
01:55Are you okay?
01:56Yes.
01:57I think I rolled my ankle.
02:00She fits nice on it.
02:01I would, but I have to get my daughter to school.
02:03It's orientation day and the school is terrible about tardiness.
02:06Oh, at Otter Bay?
02:07Yes.
02:08That's where we're going.
02:09My son Ziggy's about to start.
02:10Ziggy?
02:11Like Ziggy Stardust?
02:12Yeah.
02:13That's a great name.
02:14Thanks.
02:14This is my daughter Chloe.
02:16I'm shrinking from embarrassment over there.
02:19Are you new to Monterey?
02:20Yeah, we just moved here a few weeks ago.
02:23Well, I'm Madeline Martha McKenzie.
02:25I always say the Martha, but no one calls me that.
02:27They call me Madeline.
02:28I'm Jane.
02:29Jane, no middle name Chapman.
02:31Jane, no middle name Chapman.
02:33I like you already.
02:34You're an intrinsically nice person,
02:36and I have a nose for these sorts of things.
02:38No.
02:38What Madeline had was a nose for everybody else's business.
02:41Oh, my God.
02:42Believe me, I know.
02:46Um, do you need a ride for something?
02:49I'm a stay-at-home mom myself,
02:50so I'm happy to welcome another full-time mom to the rings.
02:53You know, sometimes I think it's like us against them,
02:55the career mommies.
02:57Them and all their various board meetings
02:58that are so important.
03:00Google this.
03:01Yahoo that.
03:02Please.
03:03I think they spend more time on those board meetings
03:04than they do actually parenting,
03:06if you know what I mean.
03:06My mom's an active talker.
03:09I actually have a part-time job.
03:11Oh, yeah, so do I.
03:12But it doesn't really count.
03:13The over and under in this town is about 150,000.
03:16I work in community theater.
03:1720 hours a week, so I'm definitely an under.
03:20What do you do?
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