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00:22You're banging boys on the street at night
00:26Can't stop it, it's kryptonite
00:29Dirty girls won't listen to the ticking clock
00:34Oh no
00:35Ooh, I think they know you
00:39But I know better
00:42You're superhuman
00:44You're so super queer
00:47You made me feel so superhuman
00:52Ooh, you're superhuman
00:56You're so super queer
01:00You make me feel so good
01:02And I make my body fly
01:17You're playing baby
01:19Where you calling from?
01:22Rainbow flags and glitter bombs
01:24Blow the guns and ready
01:27Point that big, big clock
01:29Oh no
01:34Ooh, I think they know you
01:37But I know better
01:40You're superhuman
01:42You're superhuman
01:43Oh, you're so super queer
01:45You're so superhuman
01:50And I know you're superhuman
01:54Oh, you're so super queer
01:57You make me feel so good
02:01And I make my body fly
02:21What time did they say?
02:23Oh, they said 3.40
02:24Oh, don't worry
02:25Oh
02:26We've still got ten minutes
02:27And these open house things never run early
02:29It says two bedrooms
02:31But the second room looks like my mum's walk-in wardrobe
02:35Well, you did always want to walk in
02:37There you go
02:38Dreams do come true
02:40Hmm, not much of a dream
02:41When you have to pay rent
02:43For a space to hang clothing
02:45Look, don't forget
02:47We've got other places to look at
02:49We don't need to pick this one
02:53I guess I'm a little worried
02:55That between the new rental
02:57And the wedding
02:58We might be broke
03:00By the end of the year
03:02Okay
03:03But I've been saving a lot
03:05For the wedding
03:05And I've already cancelled the band
03:08I know, I know
03:09And I really appreciate you making cuts here and there
03:13But
03:15I'm not sure it's going to be enough
03:19We will make it work
03:21I promise
03:25Okay
03:25I trust you
03:27But don't go too crazy
03:29I won't
03:32Also, are you sure
03:33You don't want to merge our two bucks nights together?
03:36I mean, I'm not sure I understand
03:38Why we're having them separate
03:40We need to get up to separate shenanigans
03:46Uh, shenanigans
03:48Like, what?
03:50You know, just, like, stuff
03:54Okay
03:56Well, don't go too crazy
03:58We seem to be married, remember?
04:00Oh, it looks like we can go in
04:04Wait, is that the punchline?
04:05I don't care
04:06I'm sorry
04:08Wait, wait, so, so we decided on triple A and co
04:13Yeah
04:13Can you get me a job?
04:15Well, no
04:16Because your name doesn't start with A
04:18So
04:19Well, what about the Aang co?
04:21Why can't I be the co?
04:22Oh, you're right
04:23We should get rid of that
04:24Mmm
04:25You can come model for us
04:27Oh, ratatatatatou
04:28He doesn't do that
04:29Mm-mm
04:30Hold up, Adam
04:31You might be referring to the old clay
04:33I would
04:33I'd love
04:34To model for your double A company
04:36Triple A
04:37It's triple
04:38Sorry
04:39Sorry
04:39Triple A
04:40Um
04:41Sorry, Anthony and Ange
04:43Please feel free to call me anytime
04:44Alright
04:45Well, we do have an underwear campaign for pump
04:48True
04:49You can do that
04:53Oh, fuck that
04:57Oh, do you guys know when everyone else is arriving?
05:01Ethan's on his way, but Oliver's going to be late
05:03Um
05:05So, if, wait, does anyone need anything from the shops?
05:08I really need gum
05:10Yeah, we're good
05:11All good?
05:11Yeah
05:12Alright
05:14Oh, I can't stay too much longer
05:15I have to get to see some faces before I go
05:17Oh, I'm sure they'll be here soon
05:19Oh, but happy hour's almost over
05:21Now, hence why we are here early
05:23And boo to the rest for being late
05:26Boo
05:26Boo
05:27Reliable friends
05:28Reliable
05:29Oh, look who's here
05:31Did I miss happy hour?
05:33Yeah, lovely to see you too, Marco
05:34Ah, same, same
05:36It's been too long
05:38So, did I miss it?
05:41Oh, you have about four minutes
05:42That is all I need
05:44Get in there
05:46Whoa
05:47Colin?
05:48Adam, hi
05:49Hey
05:49So good to see you
05:50Yeah, you too
05:52You're looking
05:55Not as grown as I thought you'd be
05:58Always were my most honest cousin
05:59Adam, thank you
06:00And thanks for inviting me
06:02My first ever buck
06:03So, you know
06:04Excited
06:05Well, I mean, you're old enough to drink
06:06You are old enough to drink
06:08Yeah, right
06:08Of course
06:09Yeah, well, I thought it was only fitting that you were included
06:11And hey, and thanks for coming out
06:15I'm really sorry for your loss
06:16It's all right
06:17We're doing a ceremony for that, actually
06:19You should come in, be good
06:21Yeah
06:23I'd love to be there
06:24When is it?
06:25And next week
06:26We'll organise
06:27Come in
06:28All right, would you like a drink?
06:29Yes, yeah, let's do it
06:30Hey, everyone
06:31This is my little cousin Colin from The Sticks
06:35Hi Colin from The Sticks
06:37Give me one of those, please
06:39Yes
06:39All right
06:41Let's do this
06:42Let's do it
06:43Cheers, cheers, cheers
06:44Cheers, cheers
06:44Cheers, cheers
06:47To Maori
06:49You all right?
06:50Maybe you're not old enough to drink just yet
06:52Back to The Sticks
06:53Back to The Farm
06:54Oh, my God
06:55Oh, my God
06:58I'm so good
06:58I'm so good
06:59I'm so good
07:00I'm so good
07:00I'm so good
07:00I'm so good
07:00I'm so good
07:03I'm so good
07:07You made this one extra strong
07:09Thanks, Duzzy
07:13Oh, come on!
07:15That's actually right on point
07:19Maybe it's time we move on to the next scale
07:22Or better yet
07:23Skip the games altogether
07:25Now this guy
07:27He's great
07:28Especially now that he's got his penis where it needs to be
07:30But
07:32My abs are real
07:38How much longer do we actually have to play this for?
07:40Why?
07:41You're not enjoying this?
07:43No
07:44I haven't enjoyed anything tonight
07:46It was nice a theatre offered a host but
07:50I was expecting a little bit more crazy and a little less kindergarten past the parcel
08:01I don't even want to drink anymore
08:04Is there anything I can do to help?
08:07Let's just get through this as quickly as possible
08:12I wonder how Adam's doing
08:19It's not even yours!
08:22Okay, I'm having one more and then I'm done
08:24Oh, wait, wait, wait, no, we gotta wait for Clay before we do our shots
08:28Put him back
08:29Come on
08:30Is he doing ones or twos?
08:32Well, he's doing what he's doing in there
08:34Okay, can we please just not talk about this, okay?
08:36I'm a very visual person
08:38Let's all just relax
08:40Well, maybe I'll have
08:42His
08:43And mine at the same time
08:46You do not seem like someone who's gonna stop after two shots
08:49I think you're a wild man
08:52Have you booked a day for the wedding?
08:54Not yet, most likely next year
08:57If you need a groomsman, can I help you?
09:00You're gonna have to give me some conscious points
09:02If you're expecting me to fly back and forth so much
09:07And how long are you here for?
09:09I don't know, about another week or so
09:11Mum's got some family thing planned
09:13Oh, that's really nice, Marco
09:16She's really done a 360
09:19It's a 180
09:22Uh, oops, yes
09:25Okay, here's a big question
09:26Who is wearing white at the wedding?
09:29Who do you think?
09:31I'm guessing Gabe is?
09:32I know
09:34They both are
09:36I saw them trying on suits last week
09:39Yeah, it just felt very wedding
09:43You know, on brand
09:44But, you know, speaking of
09:47No one tells you how expensive weddings are
09:50Oh, I wouldn't have told you it is bonkers
09:52So many hidden costs here and there
09:53Wedding tax? It's real
09:54I could do a speech if you like
09:58Uh...
10:00Oh, thank fuck Clay's back
10:02Finally, finally
10:05Guys, look who I just ran into
10:07Hey everybody
10:10Josh
10:14And he's back
10:16What a surprise seeing you here
10:18So good to see you
10:19Hey
10:22You look good
10:24Thanks, Josh
10:25And you look, um
10:27Well, I mean, you look
10:29You're very
10:32You look like you
10:34Who is that?
10:36Um...
10:38I'm guessing they used to fuck
10:41How's Bubbles?
10:43We've just opened up our four bubbles
10:45With more to come
10:45That's very cool, Sally
10:47Sounds like all your hard work is paying off
10:50Thanks, Gabe
10:50How about I get you another drink?
10:54I'm okay, for now
10:57What's that rom-com with Deadpool
10:59And he's getting married to Miss Congeniality
11:01With the snatched ponytail?
11:04Um, that is, uh...
11:06The Proposal
11:06With Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds
11:09Oh, I love me some Sandra Bullock
11:12Don't judge
11:13But I've seen Ocean's 8 and Speed 2
11:17More times than I feel comfortable to admit
11:22What is this?
11:24This what?
11:25This? What? What's happening?
11:27I don't know
11:28What?
11:33Oh my gosh
11:35Go, go, go
11:38Woo!
11:39Woooo!
11:41Get her, Taylor!
11:45Woohoo!
11:48Woo!
11:49Woo!
11:51That was gone!
11:52Woo!
11:53Woo!
11:54Woo!
11:55Woo!
11:57Woo!
11:58Hop, hop, hop.
12:00Hop, hop.
12:04Yes!
12:06Yes!
12:06Hop, hop, hop.
12:09Hop, hop.
12:10Woo!
12:12Whoo!
12:13Ahh!
12:15Yes!
12:16OK.
12:17All right.
12:22.
12:23Woo!
12:25.
12:39Oh
13:24Oh
13:35Oh
13:56Oh
14:06Drop it
14:26Oh
14:26Are you alright there Gabe?
14:29I'm tired
14:31So are you here full time now?
14:34Yeah
14:36Coaching 116s
14:37Oh, how's that going for you?
14:40You know, it's actually made me realise a lot about myself
14:43You know, the whole famous footballer wasn't really going for me
14:48I think I'm a little bit more low-key
14:50Heck, I could have told you that four years ago
14:54But that's cool. I'm glad you found something you're enjoying
14:57Thanks, Adam
15:01So
15:03Bucks
15:04Bucks
15:05When did you propose?
15:07I actually proposed to him about a year ago
15:12That is very Adam of you
15:15You always knew what you wanted
15:17I never thought I'd be getting married so young, but
15:21It's been such a beautiful experience and I'm excited to grow old with him
15:26Well, say hi to Gabe for me when you see him next
15:31Well, not sure I'll mention this
15:33And why not?
15:35Well
15:37Um
15:38The last time I saw you it caused a bit of drama
15:42Right
15:43The whole
15:45Kiss goodbye thing
15:48Yeah
15:48But it was it was actually more so that I hid it from him
15:55Well
15:56Well
15:57You've got nothing to hide
15:59We ran into you
16:00Nothing happened
16:02And that's that
16:05Yes
16:06You're right
16:07I don't know what I'm thinking
16:08I don't know why I wind myself up so much, Josh
16:11That's why you're here to like
16:12Unwind me
16:13I'm down
16:14Yes, that's the one
16:15Yeah
16:16I'll tell them tomorrow
16:18And I won't kiss you goodbye tonight
16:20No
16:22No, no, no, no
16:24Sorry
16:25That was like
16:25That was a lot
16:26You like leaned in
16:26And it brought back memories
16:28So let's
16:29No, none of that
16:30No goodbye kisses
16:31But you do know Josh
16:32That
16:32You could kiss anyone else you like tonight
16:35Nah
16:35Nah
16:35I couldn't
16:37Really?
16:38You still doing the no I couldn't shtick?
16:40Come on
16:40You're like one of the
16:41Best looking guys in here
16:44No I couldn't
16:45Ten bucks says you do it in the next five to ten minutes
16:52See you in ten
16:53See you in ten
16:58I'd like to set up the camera so we can get the wedding in a while
17:01Inside and in a close-up
17:03That sounds nice
17:04Babe
17:05Are you okay?
17:08I think so
17:10If you need to chat about anything
17:11I'm here for you
17:16I love Adam
17:17We all know that
17:20What's up?
17:22Nothing now
17:22Just
17:23Before
17:26I'm upset with myself
17:27I got way too excited with that stripper
17:30You're just a guy
17:31Don't think too hard about it
17:33No pun intended
17:36I guess
17:37Look
17:38You love Adam
17:40That's all that matters
17:44Thanks, Mike
17:45You're right
17:47Thanks for the chat
17:48No worries, babe
17:50Now why don't I help you clean up a little bit
17:53I
17:53Would love that actually
17:55And I think Theo would too
17:58Theo likes a lot of things
18:01Okay, I'm gonna start there
18:03Okay
18:03Let's go
18:08Let's go
18:25Let's go
18:31Let's go
18:33I love dancing.
18:34I know, me too.
18:35But, like, why do I do this every week?
18:38Well, I imagine it's because you have jobs and partners
18:42and responsibilities that you have to be attending to.
18:46Yeah, right, but, like, still, I need to do this one.
18:49Do what more?
18:50Dance.
18:51Like, I'm not this good in years.
18:53It's, like, special or something.
18:55Yeah, it's probably because most of the guys in here
18:57want to fuck you.
19:00Yeah, you're probably right, Mr. Adam.
19:02It happens.
19:03I love you, bro.
19:05I love you too, big bro.
19:08I love you too, big little bro.
19:11We should do shots.
19:12I love you and all, but, um, also,
19:15I can't even feel my face.
19:16I'm not mad.
19:18OK, let's get you on the waters.
19:25I can't believe you smacked that arse like that.
19:30Yeah, well, I asked for crazy and I got it.
19:34So, there you go.
19:36Did you have a fun time?
19:38I did.
19:40Yeah, it was nice to party one more time before we move out.
19:44I had the same thought too.
19:46Nearly like a little going away party.
19:50Hmm.
19:53I'm gonna miss this place.
19:57Same.
20:00But it's time for new beginnings and I just can't wait to start travelling.
20:08Let's talk more in the morning or afternoon.
20:13Good idea.
20:15Good night, Kate.
20:17Good night.
20:21Ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between, welcome Memphis to the stage!
20:24Oh.
20:29Alright guys, relax, relax.
20:32I've got a very special gift for you all tonight.
20:35A little birdie told me that it's a very special person's box party tonight.
20:40Isn't that right, Adam?
20:44Oh darling, come up here.
20:46Come up here.
20:48Get off!
20:49Get off!
20:49Get off!
20:50Get off!
20:52Adam and everyone, we're gonna play a little game and the winner gets a $100 drinks bar card.
20:57Does that sound good?
20:59Amazing news.
21:00You have to unfortunately take off your shirt as the game gets very messy.
21:04Are you comfortable with that?
21:07Let's do it.
21:08Amazing!
21:16There we go.
21:21Now I'm gonna get you to put this blindfold on, Adam.
21:24One thing on, another thing off.
21:28I know, it gets crazy, but don't worry, you'll be safe in my hands.
21:32I trust you in your hands.
21:35Speaking of hands, Adam, how many fingers am I holding up?
21:3912.
21:40Amazing.
21:41To get this game started, I need two volunteers.
21:44Someone who wants to win a $100 drinks card.
21:46Alright, you darling, come on up.
21:51And anyone else?
21:56Now, are you feeling artistic tonight?
21:59Yep.
22:00Amazing.
22:01And what are your names?
22:02I'm Ethan.
22:03Josh.
22:04Ethan and Josh, give them a round of applause.
22:07Beautiful.
22:07Now, listen very carefully.
22:10You both have 30 seconds each to draw this picture on Adam's body.
22:15If you make a mistake, you have to lick it off and start again and keep going until Adam guesses
22:19right.
22:19Does that sound good?
22:23Nah, I'm out.
22:24I can't lick him.
22:27Say, Ethan.
22:29I'll lick him.
22:30Yeah.
22:31You know what?
22:31Come on up.
22:33Hey!
22:36What's your name, darling?
22:38Dylan.
22:39Dylan.
22:39Are you feeling perfect to start?
22:41Yes, let's do it.
22:45And when I say go, your 30 seconds starts.
22:48And three, two, one, go!
22:59Alright, we're done.
23:00Time's up.
23:02Dylan, I'm sorry you didn't win the $100 drinks card.
23:04Please tap down into the audience.
23:06Next up, we've got the fantastic Josh.
23:10Josh, are you feeling ready?
23:12Absolutely.
23:14Three, two, one, go!
23:17Oh!
23:33The cat?
23:34We've got a winner!
23:36We're gonna have to get a score, Josh!
23:39Oh my goodness, congratulations, Josh!
23:42You have won a $100 drinks bar card.
23:45What do you think you're gonna do with the money?
23:46I think I'm gonna give this $100 drinks card directly to the buck for his wonderful night out
23:52such a philanthropist
23:56Thank you Memphis
23:58Could someone help me clean this off and not in a sexy way
24:04All right everyone, thank you for the contestants Josh Ethan and Dylan
24:09Love that you love
24:10All right now we're gonna do a little number and it starts with me doing the hokey-pokey
24:16Hey, hello
24:18Hi
24:21How was it? Oh, it was it was yeah a really eventful night
24:30Hey, Gabe
24:37I'm really sorry, please don't be mad, but um
24:43While we were out we kind of ran in to Josh and then he joined in on the celebrations
24:52Oh
24:53And that was a coincidence?
24:56Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah a hundred percent a coincidence nothing happened
25:00I mean there was an incident involving whipped cream, but there was no bodily fluids or anything like that
25:06Um, yeah, no it was I didn't invite him it just happened
25:12It's okay
25:14I'm not upset
25:16Are you sure?
25:18You can tell me
25:20No, Hannah, as you said nothing happened, so it's all good
25:25Was it fun?
25:27Yeah
25:27Yeah
25:28Yeah, yeah, yeah
25:28No, it was it was it was a blast
25:30It's great to see Josh and Clay again just like the old days
25:34No, it sounds nice
25:35Mm
25:36What about you? How was your night?
25:38Mm
25:40I was, you know
25:43Really chill
25:44A bit boring
25:46It was just really nothing much to write home about
25:51Yeah, not really anything
25:55Yeah, that's a shame
25:56Yeah, no, you did not miss anything really
26:00Yeah
26:01Okay
26:02Mm
26:05Oh, it's good to see you
26:08Yeah yeah
26:09Yeah you too
26:10Hmm
26:13Four
26:15Four
26:16Four
26:18Four
26:19Four
26:20Four
26:20Four
26:21Four
26:22Four
26:23Four
26:25Six
26:29Four
26:30Four
26:30Four
26:37One's
26:38Fall over when I'm in the street
26:40With someone standing on my feet
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