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00:03it's a photo how do you put on solid again so what are your phone so is that just putting
00:08it
00:08just press it the other way every evening in Australia TV reaches over 12 million of us
00:20but have you ever wondered what other people are watching yes or no answer it truthfully
00:26find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days name one person that you know
00:33would like this I love this show there is zero depth to this show and you don't need it it's
00:39a
00:39new year which means all the big reality shows are back this is what I want to say an old
00:47fave
00:48returned millionaire hot seat fronted by a new face Rebecca Gibney plus we checked out the drama
00:55that has the whole world talking heated rivalry here we go this is a global phenomenon what's
01:03he doing with his whoa whoa the sausages might be sizzling park with an extra pillow Jared
01:17Gogglebox is back for 2026 and over the break a bit's been happening
01:23in Melbourne Simon got a new place and Adam got a new do Celia watched me shave my head and
01:30for the
01:31next two weeks whenever I would pick her up from daycare and I had a hat on she would come
01:36over and
01:36then rip my hat off point at me and laugh and tell her teachers look my daddy has no hair
01:41on the gold
01:43coast Nick and his wife are expecting I do now that we've got a baby on the way I swear
01:48every day we get
01:49some new contraption that turns up at the door that's a booby pump dude give it a crack how's it
01:55work and in Sydney Mia Brie and Laney are trying to find love well on the apps now you can
02:05do a
02:05two-for-one deal so we could go as a pair double date sorry double date what about triple date
02:10triple dates we're the sticky dates that's not a good name for a first date I don't want to be
02:17a
02:17sticky date oh dating shows where we come to see true love blossom police all right fine where we
02:26come to see a whirlwind of pain and anger and hate yes yes yes yes yes it's back I guess
02:36oh no
02:38it's been three weeks since 18 strangers met and married at first sight we've had our trials and
02:45tribulations trials and tribulations it's been what a couple of weeks how are we at this stage already
02:51life moves fast on maths for example Brooke has already dumped her husband Chris after watching
02:56Chris's unfiltered audition video what turns you off the fat people oh he's making fun of fat people like
03:05he doesn't have ears like Dumbo why voice that there's types of men that we don't like do we
03:10voice our opinion yeah with Brooke gone home it looks like she won't be able to attend this week's
03:17dinner table for the second dinner party here we go this is gonna go off time to ruin all your
03:23reputations once again it's gonna be a big dinner party tonight I definitely think that we're gonna be
03:28walking into this segregated vibes tonight she could have said divided room she's trying to connect with
03:38him now that Chris has found himself in a marriage of one the obvious thing to do would be to
03:44go home
03:45go home what's he doing he's not blacking out the cameras is he with chewing gum on it he's put
03:57the
03:57chewing gum back in his mouth after taking it off the cameras of all the disgusting things that have
04:01happened on maps that might be the most disgusting I just can't don't want to be doing this he's acting
04:08like Shrek's got him locked up in a castle somewhere Chris musters up the courage but before he can
04:15answer the question where's your Wallace oh is she coming late is Brooke about to enter surprise bitches
04:33that's right Brooke decided not to a lot of me had a lot of unfinished business but has she come
04:40to
04:40make things right with him or what oh it wasn't to do with Chris what there's a lot of fake
04:45bitches did
04:47she suddenly just say that she's here not for the marriage and not for him but for other reasons
04:50exactly because sometimes the hatred one feels for one's partner is nothing on the hatred one
04:56feels for everybody else which I guess is kind of romantic relationships and I think Stella's trying
05:02to give a relationship advice after her two-week relationship oh wow I think you're a very rude
05:09bitch take it easy team move Delta Goodrum do not insult Delta Goodrum this is the team
05:15version no not even team move while you're at it get the stripper boots off babe if you're going
05:22to buy stripper boots buy 100% land and join by faux leather where'd you get them from Tajay what's
05:30love with Tajay what's love with Tajay what's that movie called Mean Girls Mean Girls shut up Alyssa you
05:39ratchet idiot Brooke is on a rampage I need to kick her out but it's not just Brooke as her
05:48combative
05:49approach to dinner party conversation spreads to some of her friends at the table why don't you get
05:54back in your kennel bag okay oh so nasty things deteriorate I'm getting so riled up right now this is
06:05school yard stuff until eventually it all goes boom I feel like we're at a zoo and all the animals
06:13can
06:13talk yeah there's hyenas actually do you know what I want to trial you're in a fake relationship clap clap
06:23and I hope your parents are really proud watching this I just want to try something leave me alone oh
06:32shut up
06:33Oh you lame bitch 179 over 110 there should be a medical warning at the start of this episode yeah
06:44this is
06:44dangerous hypertension hell broke loose can I just clarify they've aren't like
06:50this is only me going for two weeks now like what's it gonna be like at the end
06:57oh bro that was so intense I hate this show I loved it Oscar the Grouch is
07:05looking at these people being like get out of the bin
07:19your very first haircut today no nappy new hair no dummy are you a big boy no
07:28you're a baby you're a big boy now he talks heaps better yeah he looks like a
07:35big boy Sunday on 7 this season on Australian Idol Australian Idol bro brace
07:41thy ears oh my the auditions are continuing and they're all vying for a
07:48golden ticket to the top 30 I love the auditions they're my favorite hope we
07:53get to see some shit ones yeah I want to see the stinkers well you've come to the
07:56right place thanks all the memories thanks all the memories this is what I want to
08:10say you think well what about this guy how about a duo this is fun yeah especially when you're out
08:32of flute oh it's a variety show the flutes come out they're on the wrong show they
08:40should be on Australia's Got Talent okay let's go back to the singing if you ever
08:48want to torture me and find out information lock me up in a room with her so no for me
09:01but I
09:01appreciate what you just did thank you guys okay next let's go 9 16 a.m. and we're in a
09:08clubbing
09:08outfit love this outfit she's one of those simply irresistible you know those girls all those things
09:14what are you gonna sing singing some Adele oh wow beautiful voice the voice is phenomenal but I
09:24can't look at anything but that frickin flick of hair she's got the look she's got the voice yeah
09:35send it through yeah it's all good that's all good but but but but what I didn't expect a young
09:42beautiful girl to come in and sing old sad lady songs what old Adele is not old pick a song
09:51that
09:51actually shows us who you are simply irresistible and come back and re-audition really that's BS
09:59thank you oh they're going hard it's gonna be a good one next or a bad one my name's Harry
10:04Lamb Harry
10:05he looks like Ken good-looking man he's gonna get in because he looks like a Hemsworth he plays a
10:10guitar he doesn't even have to sing I'm doing I have the tiger by survivor I have the tiger that's
10:15a
10:15great song I have the tiger which the thrill of the fight please please don't sing get you going
10:20kind of pulled it back the other way it's a little bit more folky what's folk
10:23I have the time they got a ritz-seeking of a fight oh rising up back on the streets Darren
10:31Lockyer could
10:32sing this is what he'd sound like when the distance not challenge sounds like he's trying to do a poo
10:37while
10:37he sings yeah no sorry you don't muck around with a good song I loved him I reckon he's gonna
10:44get
10:44through I'm gonna say yes just not gonna be good enough for me to give you a yes it's gonna
10:50be two
10:51no's Marsha's gotta say no you can't pick him you're great eye candy Marsha I don't know if a
10:55seven-year-old lady is allowed to say that a 26 year old boy's hot you know he's good-looking
10:59but
10:59he's not my type it's a yes for me there you go see eye candy no wonder it's so shit
11:05oh but hang on
11:06there's still Sophie thank you let's see how she goes with her new contemporary song what's she
11:14gonna do tainted love oh it's an older song than freaking Adele run away I got to that's much better
11:31I love you but you hurt me so he just wanted to see the bit of sass yeah baby it's
11:37yes yes yes yes
11:38thank you well done Betty boo she'll get a golden ticket for that won't she not yet because now the
11:44judges need to choose between her and him oh the battle of the beauties the golden ticket I'm back
11:52and Sophie I'm backing Harry is going to be awarded it's going to be Sophie it has to be Sophie
11:58to simply irresistible both of you I don't know do you love it or not I love you love it
12:13it's my
12:14favorite another season of a show that I'm not going to remember who wins
12:31in Melbourne Lee and Keith have just celebrated a milestone did you enjoy a 40th anniversary cruise
12:38yes that was good comedy cruise yes the cruise was fun the night time no that was boring as
12:44bat shit well we'd make 41 and in Sydney Jad's also celebrated his 40th birthday happy birthday to you
12:55happy birthday to you you smell like a monkey and it looks like one too
13:06on Sunday we caught up with 10's favorite jungle competition it's giving survivor 10's other
13:14favorite jungle competition I love this show I'm actually loving on the sled this year keeps going
13:27this show are surprising everyone I know we're going to get a bunch of celebrities in a jungle
13:32some feel-good moments eating some weird stuff and that's it oh don't forget the host I'm Robert
13:38Irwin and I am saucepan whisperer Julia Morris Julia looks fantastic doesn't she look at her I
13:45watched this show purely for Robert Julia last night we ended on yet another is it just me or is
13:54Rob
13:54Irwin jacked Robert Irwin has been doing some push-ups yeah all right okay calm down because there's an
14:02elimination challenge happening between ex-maps bride Cyril oh Cyril taking on the jungle she's
14:10getting eaten by life yeah and Mia Favola who is she is she from maths as well she's AFL legend
14:16Brendan Favola's daughter money must be tied for the Favola's at the moment yeah what's the challenge
14:21gonna be it's gotta be something gross right not quite each of you will be shown a five letter word
14:26like zebra and then they have to eat the zebra not quite we'll choose two letters to remove to
14:33make the word as hard as possible to guess is that seriously the game I love we are playing wordle
14:39wordle in the jungle dude what happened to like a snake pit or like a bathtub full of cockroaches or
14:45something like that oh this is just as good isn't it Cyril what you're looking at there is Mia's first
14:51word okay so this isn't a hard game Cyril can't spell so she's already at a disadvantage here poor
14:56darling what letters would you remove from hyena probably I'm thinking to burn number two and
15:01number four oh wow wow what the hell holy moly at least they've made it a little bit dramatic with
15:10the fire your category is animals 30 seconds starts now that's easy Mia hyena rhymes with Mia hyena Mia
15:18hyena it rhymes it doesn't rhyme Mia hyena hyena hyena is correct oh wow oh my god she's like a
15:29professor this is incredible I don't think it's that incredible I'm sorry Rob well in the final
15:35showdown they're taking away three letters three letters and its fastest wins wow eagle eagle
15:43eagle incorrect oh that's a bit harsh don't worry there's still plenty of celebs left back at camp
16:01right celebrities come on good old George Kolumbaris George Kolumbaris has been really good on this he's a
16:08dickhead no he is I met him in real life and when I said hello and he snobbed me three
16:13of you will be
16:14competing maybe he didn't hear you oh face to face with him to the ultimate porridge cooker porridge oats and
16:24water how much do you want to be here George has been waiting for this moment his whole life he's
16:29really just trying to relive his time on MasterChef isn't he yeah Luke I score you an 11 out of
16:3610.
16:37yay Luke and then it was time for letters from home oh we're about to pull on some heartstrings aren't
16:44we I just miss my family so much oh how long has he been gone for six months
16:49six months yeah George God we have missed you all right calm down George it's got to be tough to
16:55be away from your family I'm about to be saying dear Kate so proud of you stay there stay there
17:02anyway on to the next challenge to the Camp Olympics sorry what
17:06Camp Olympics this is going to be epic what are we doing here guys they've gone proper cuckoo right using
17:12your rock it is who can get closest to the circle I like seeing them all have fun like this
17:17together no I want someone to eat something and or get eaten by a snake I have not seen one
17:22anus on this show yet not one single one
17:27that was very very very good the whole reason I watch is to see celebrities get humiliated and I didn't
17:36see
17:36anyone get humiliated I'm a celebrity get me out of here
17:50Chinese New Year it's effectively a New Year's Eve that spans
17:54two weeks there's so many things that we cannot do in the two weeks I can't cut my hair
17:59yeah two weeks no vacuuming or sweeping correct you cannot vacuum or clean any part of your house
18:05because it's effectively sweeping all the good luck out of the house I see you've already started
18:13Monday on SBS we got cooking with a household name of MasterChef fame oh this fella my mum loves this
18:20guy
18:21what's his name is Adam Lou no Adam low or something like that or low law not quite
18:26now Lior as in coastly or definitely not hello I'm Adam Leo and welcome to the cook up the Liao
18:32Liao that's the one you ever forget just think of a meow and add an L Liao sure the cook
18:38up I have
18:39every single one of his cookbooks do you really in this app Adam Liao is ringing in the lunar new
18:45year does Luna mean moon yeah happy new to both of you for me Chinese New Year is about family
18:51and
18:52eating to excess you always have a whole steamed fish you always have chicken with the legs and the
18:59head-on oh that sounds lovely it's like at Easter we've got the margheritsa and then at New Year's we've
19:04got the vassilopita it's actually all about Chinese New Year not patoush, tabbouleh, wara'ana, pusa no it's
19:12more schnitzels spaghetti I made a pie the other day never mind Adam is joined by comedian Annie Louie
19:20and fellow MasterChef star Brendan Pang these MasterChef contestants have more success than
19:25Australian Idol contestants proper do you guys have a reunion dinner for Lunar New Year what do you
19:30mean a family in the leb world there is no reunion because there's never any division you need to be
19:35a part for there to be a reunion looking at the ingredients I have in front me is that salmon
19:39not
19:39a salmon please no salmon what do you think I'm making oh you're saying like the prosperity salad
19:43oh my yi sang that's our family what's yi sang so it is basically a raw fish salad oh god
19:51I can't do
19:52raw fish because it feels like I'm eating my own tongue you have the big platter of all the
19:56ingredients and they're separate and then you put chopsticks in it and you throw it high in the
20:00air do they throw the food in the air is insane like a salad you toss salad don't you toss
20:04it out
20:04the window is it the higher the better yeah yeah that used to be your saying the higher the better
20:10so it's the year of the horse so I'm gonna try and make this platter look like a horse making
20:15us a
20:15horse head this is a bit of godfather action yeah let me just show you guys this one there
20:19set it yep that's it we could do that I could do that like does that look like a horse
20:24cute
20:24looks like a dog to me if I squint my eyes like this until my head but I thought I'd
20:29show you a
20:30few of the slightly easier animals that we've had to make over the years so this was year of the
20:33snake wow whoa that was heaps better than his horse this was year of the dog a dog oh that's
20:39cute
20:40you're the rabbit and you're the chicken okay I'm just gonna say now the year of the horse is the
20:46worst one he's done I'm gonna agree this is my uncle this is why he wins every single year oh
20:50no this was year of the dragon wow where's the dragon I can't see a dragon I can't see that's
20:55a
20:56dragon at all look at that guys that is incredible no it just looks like a platter of freaking vegetables
21:00no come on start cooking stuff the family reunion rolls on it's Brendan and Annie's turn to cook
21:05love it he's got this show where everybody cooks for him yet he's the chef yeah he just organized some
21:11salad Annie what are you making for our reunion dinner I'm making sweet potato doughnuts
21:15sweet potato doughnuts well this is nothing I'm gonna eat at the moment no you're not eating any
21:19of these you're starving we're gonna use this as the tester one you'll see if the oil is ready think
21:23about this she's already made mashed potato which takes a lot of effort now she's breaded it and deep
21:29fried it it's like mashed potato takes a lot of effort it does have you ever made mashed potato you
21:35just boil the water and throw the potato in there peel the potato cut the potato mash the potato I'm
21:42a
21:42one-step guy put it in the air fryer Brendan how about you I'm making Mauritian fried noodles what
21:47are they I mean it's like Chinese stir-fried noodles basically I'll eat that I have stir-fried
21:52when we go to Chinese Keith if they pulled up a spring roll or a dim scene you'd be excited
21:56yeah Demi Brendan these noodles look spectacular oh my god that looks so delicious oh my god honestly
22:03it's good but it's something you can get at like Bankstown food court show me the balls crack open the
22:08balls all right Andy I'm going to try a doughnut I'm not a fan of these balls this is how
22:12to make
22:13children cry give them a doughnut when they bite into it it's sweet potato oh yeah nice chew to it
22:18oh
22:18my god how do I get invited to that table I just want to see some good salad tossing and
22:22we're doing
22:22this a little bit backwards but this is my year of the horse yi sung salad now we're gonna watch
22:27Adam Lior toss a salad on SBS and then that August goes over the top there do you reckon he's
22:32tossed a
22:33salad before yeah they say you have to toss a salad once a year for luck oh Adam thanks for
22:38watching the cook-up toss that salad I'll see how it's done happy new year
22:43Kong hey fachoi there you go sex before soccer does it again happy new year Adam I'll eat your prawns
22:52and some of your meat but that's about it oh like when I got that stir-fry um meat and
22:58onions from the Chinese joint yeah you ate all the meat and left me with the onions yeah well I
23:02thought you liked the onions
23:02I'd like a bit of meat as well jesus what's that at again no
23:22can you believe I've been looking everywhere and I can't find any black gnomes
23:28really no black gnomes I went to bunnings the other day and the biggest black gnome I could find was
23:34this oh I reckon if we put a little pointy hat on you you'd look like a big black gnome
23:42Thursday on the ABC we heard a familiar tune
23:45I love this show I love this show too we all love this show and this time there's a new
23:53twist
23:53transformation we're not building a house from scratch we're doing renos
23:57exactly right and for this episode's first renovation we're in
24:01the eclectic melbourne suburb of balaclava I didn't know they had a market at bells
24:05bells balaclava and our first renovators a couple
24:10isabelle and paul isabelle and paul met through work
24:13okay that's nice she's an account management executive
24:16he's a company director then they got out in a cold play concert
24:20and isabelle and paul will be renovating a century old
24:23former hat factory
24:26I love it what's not to love
24:29that's it yeah it's an old home they do that in Brunswick and all that kind of stuff
24:33the old warehouses factories yeah they turn the houses they're all over the joint now Lee
24:37it looks dirty the plan is to create different zones for living
24:41not with walls but with materials and light
24:44really no walls material and light on the ground floor
24:47well I can see a wall there which is a part-time office and part-time guest wing
24:51there's a wall there and there's a wall there they'll add a courtyard with a blingy
24:55brass water feature I'd rather have a garage so I could park my car and bring
25:00in light via a huge hole two stories up we love huge holes speak for yourself
25:06Kevin on the floor above god I'm getting vertigo following all this and a huge
25:10shiny brass brass yes brass brass kitchen a brass kitchen will act as gathering spots
25:17is that pure gold or something brass what were you listening to finally on the upper
25:23mezzanine level oh my god they're going up again
25:26this is unbelievable this is expensive this is a rebuild it's not a reno it's a reno
25:31it's a rebuild it's not a rebuild because it's got the same perimeter no but you can rebuild inside it
25:37that's a renovation yeah but it's okay okay let's just get up to Sydney to meet our second renovator Ian
25:44Scott has had a few big moments of his own it looks like me I came out here when I
25:48was 26 that looks like me that looks like me Kate I used to wear the same shorts
25:52oh Harry my pants that's not me that's not me I like those pants and went on to become a
25:58high-flying
25:58manager director okay we get it he's rich like very rich great wall of China look at how many people
26:03on
26:03him but why walk it yeah and Ian will be transforming an iconic Paddington Terrace the terraces come up
26:09really nice once you give them a bit of love I couldn't think of anything worse than living in a
26:13corridor that he bought in 2005 for 1.125 million dollars oh my god oh he nailed the bargain let's
26:22see the average house price in Paddington right now oh I wouldn't do that if I were you 4.18
26:26million
26:27dollars eat the rich well if you don't like that you're really not gonna like hearing what he's got
26:32planned for the top floor a room purpose built for Ian's prized model train network what he's got a whole
26:40room for his trains in Paddington that's right in Paddington he's got a whole room for his trains
26:46yep his train set room is worth more than my house like I said best not to think about it
26:51what I oh let's
26:52just skip to the end of the renovation it's a rebuild whatever Ian welcome back look incredible
26:58I didn't white pants can we hurry this up I've got a bowl I have no idea what I'm about
27:04to get my
27:04all right I'm so keen to see oh that looks shit I know isn't that fantastic no look like in
27:141970s
27:16backpackers on Toowoomba oh I like that you have a hole in your entry what is that peekaboos that's
27:23just stupid how'd they get in there here we go oh piss off if I walked into an old white
27:28man's house
27:29and that started moving I'd be running the hell out of there wow there's nowhere to sit so you've
27:34still got to come back upstairs anyway and don't forget to shut that otherwise you'll fall down
27:38and in the loft oh here we go the train room show us the choo choos whoa oh that's amazing
27:45oh it's
27:46mind-blowing anything miniature I'm obsessed with it's not often a woman says that anything miniature
27:51she's in love with but anyway how much was it about 1.6 million to renovate for me it's money
27:58well spent because this is kind of my forever home oh it is his forever home because who's buying
28:03this and then it's back down to Melbourne to see the transformed hat factory absolutely come on in
28:08come on in oh I'm eager to see how this one turned out oh that's horrible it's giving aquatic
28:17center showers I feel like I'm walking into the casino in town you come through the gold you're
28:22going to go with the jackpot on the dragon link machine you meet the gold fountain over here looks
28:26like a urinal and the sound now you're going to lay in bed and hear that water go on and
28:31all you're
28:31going to do is keep getting up and going the toilet and that was the whole intention of it right
28:35imagine you turn that off it'll be that moment when you turn your rain shield off you're like thank
28:38god and upstairs the elephant in the room brass kitchen looks like shit that is the wow
28:46factor that is the wow factor yeah wow I'm leaving wow I'm not going to buy it don't touch it
28:51oh that just looks dirty that would do my head in definitely not a material for someone who wants
28:57it pristine don't have kids can you imagine fingerprints all the time sort of touch it you
29:02get the finger mark don't touch the bench but that's okay for us don't have anyone over
29:09I really enjoyed the show was that really a grand design but yeah they were both hideous those houses
29:14yeah I truly wouldn't want any of them you don't have to like it they're living there it's up to
29:18them
29:19yeah but I can have an opinion I can say it's shit
29:25yeah
29:26yeah
29:50Hey you know the sides on the toilet right, you know they're designed so you can like
29:55wee onto them, so you don't make as much noise as what you just made going to the toilet?
30:00No you're supposed to pee into the water. Why? Because it absorbs the spray. Why else would
30:05there be water there? You don't need to make so much noise while you're doing a pee.
30:09Agree to disagree. I didn't wash my hands. God damn it.
30:15Monday night on Hey You we dived into a new season of Below Deck Down Under. I've been
30:21waiting for a new season of this. You just know there's going to be drama. Yep and we're back on
30:27a luxury yacht with Captain Jason. I like Captain Jason. He's very handsome isn't he? Ready to go.
30:33Sexy Captain. Speaking of sexy. Oh it's Benny. Remember Benny the Crazy Chef? I'm here and I am back.
30:39He has not aged well. It has been about six years since I have worked on a yacht. Why? Where'd
30:45you come from?
30:46Rehab? And here to help Ben is Sous Chef Alicia. Oh they have got a sous chef now. Yeah but
30:53she can't actually cook.
30:55Oh my goodness. This is like when I'm trying to cook in the kitchen and the kids want to help.
31:01And back to help the guests is Chief Stew Daisy. Oi I'd be a good Chief Stew. You'd get caught
31:06up with
31:07partying with the guests. Okay aunt. And for the first charter. Who are our guests? The Real Housewives
31:13of Salt Lake City. Oh no. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. It's a crossover episode. You're joking.
31:21The two most hectic reality shows combining. This is going to be so good. The Housewives are notorious for
31:30being over the top. That a freaking nightmare. This is not going to be easy at all. Oh no. Shit.
31:38Oh they're coming down now. Bring it on baby. Throw those lines boys. We're ready to set sail. Here we
31:44go.
31:45The rich bitches celebrate. Oh okay. What? What? Oh my god. Did you guys put Dr. Pepper on the boat
31:52for me? What?
31:52Need some conditioner. Can you help her with her hair? What? What? Do you just have them bring my water
31:57up? Of course. What?
31:58You want the waiters to drink your water too? Yeah spit it back in your mouth.
32:03Andrea are you throwing up? What did it sound like? Lord. I am going to clean their toilets.
32:10These women are unhinged. Is there anyone that could come unpack our bags? What? Unpack the bags? They can't
32:19get their own clothes out. Not just their clothes. What she found? What is this? A cucumber? She just
32:25unpacked a cucumber. What's the cucumber for? Why not just take a dip? Let's see what's happening in
32:32this room. Hold on. Oh she's topless. What? Did we just see nipple? No. What's she lost? A nipple cover?
32:43What's a nipple cover? It's like a sticky little cover that you put just over your nipple.
32:47Oh. Will you surf the floor? The nipple cover is off somewhere. Oh get stuffed.
32:55All crew, all crew. A nipple cover is missing. Attention everyone. We're after a couple of nipple
33:00covers. It's getting nice and cold out there. A bit windy. Just we need to cover up. It's knocking at
33:05my door.
33:05Jella, come in. Did you find the nipple cover? Oh. Oh. No. Clap it up. How's that for service?
33:15They also want service from Captain Jason. Oh no. What type of a service is that going to be? Um,
33:22this.
33:24Oh my god. Where are you holding? He's right up. Where is her head?
33:29In his bum? In his butt. Oh my god. There's one thing these girls have and that's class.
33:33Yeah, they're drowning in it. Now it's time to dry off and head to dinner.
33:37All crew, all crew. We are good for 7.30 dinner.
33:41Oh, okay. First night of the charter. Open sesame. Hi. Daisy.
33:45I reckon there'll be the world's biggest argument going on tonight. Well, maybe not.
33:49There's other people at the table you're mad at that you are not...
33:51Never mind. Who are you mad at? Who? Let the party start.
33:56You go from zero to... Are you... Whoa. Now this is the real housewives I've been waiting for.
34:02Are you serious? Cheers. Oh my god. Oh my god, they smashed glasses.
34:08Someone's got to clean that up. These housewives are absolutely insane.
34:11What gave it away? I am over this. Poor Daisy.
34:16I'd lock myself in the freezer. I take my apron off and I just go out into the ocean and
34:19let myself go.
34:22You have let yourself go, shouldn't you?
34:26That met my expectations and my expectations were high.
34:30Sorry, but whose idea was to get their housewives together on a yacht?
34:32The husbands would probably send them on this thing to get them away from them.
34:36Because that's what I'd be doing. Freedom!
34:38And then change a dress, sell the house before they get back.
34:55At the Del Pachitras, Wendell has taken charge of Vestie's hen's night.
35:00Here are the rules. It's very simple, yeah? Back in the hotel room by nine o'clock. No drinking,
35:05no partying, no clubbing. If you want a stripper, we'll send dad.
35:08If you want Vestie to be in bed by nine o'clock, definitely send dad.
35:12I'll come with my striptease and a cup of coffee and a cheesecake and do the jiggle.
35:17Channel 10 has recently brought back...
35:19Oh, shit, yeah.
35:21...a classic game show. Millionaire Hot Seat.
35:25Is this a new host? Yeah, baby.
35:28Do you know who the host is? No.
35:29Hello, welcome to Millionaire Hot Seat.
35:31It's Rebecca. Rebecca Gibney.
35:34What? Australia's mum.
35:36Why do they shaft Eddie? Was he racist again?
35:38Will one of these six hopefuls go all the way?
35:41I love the weirdos that have to smile and wave.
35:44Kirsty Mann is a podiatrist.
35:46Is a podiatrist the one that looks after vaginas?
35:48No, they look at feet. So unless you've got your foot stuck in a...
35:52Oh, never mind. It's time to play...
35:54Deal or no deal? Oh, wrong show.
35:57A traditional children's party game is pin the tail on the what?
36:01Donkey.
36:03Oh, Milo's off to a cracker.
36:07Pin the tail on the... I feel I know this one.
36:11Why are you pretending to think?
36:13There'd be something wrong if I didn't.
36:15Stop talking and just answer the question.
36:17D donkey.
36:18That's correct for $100.
36:19Are these questions written by five-year-olds?
36:21No, they're just very easy at the beginning.
36:23What was a popular name for the peaceful ethic promoted by hippies?
36:27Okay, a little bit before my time.
36:30Born in the 60s.
36:32I'll just say the answer.
36:33But I feel I know this.
36:36Stop explaining your answers and just say the answer.
36:39Again, something wrong if I didn't. Got the hair.
36:41Look at the timer. Does that not give him anxiety?
36:43Let's lock in A, wild power.
36:46You just made it.
36:47With one second to go.
36:48I want him to lose because of the time he takes to answer.
36:52Fuck!
36:53Hailing from the Himalayas, Sherpas are renowned for what skill?
36:56Oh, duh.
36:57Climbing mountains.
36:58A, camel herding. B, deep sea diving. C, ice fishing. D, mountaineering.
37:04This one I do not know, but I'm going to guess C.
37:06The Himalayas, they're mountains, obviously.
37:10Oh, so something you can do in the mountains is...
37:14I think it's C. Ice fishing?
37:16Could be A.
37:18Mountaineering, let's lock in D.
37:20Mountaineering. D is correct.
37:22We've got $300.
37:22Yeah, but so would everybody else, surely.
37:26No.
37:26And as the questions start to get harder...
37:29I might pass this urge.
37:30Absolutely.
37:30...the contestants can pass to the next person.
37:33Who is the first female artist to have had number one albums in the UK
37:37over five consecutive decades?
37:40It's got to be Madonna. Madonna.
37:42Kylie Minogue.
37:43All right.
37:43Kylie Minogue.
37:45Um...
37:45It's not Kylie.
37:47Kylie Minogue.
37:48Can't be Kylie Minogue.
37:49The gays love Kylie.
37:50I'm going to go with Kylie.
37:52I swear to God, if it's Kylie Minogue, I will have to return my gay card.
37:56It was, of course.
37:57Our very own Kylie Minogue.
37:59Yeah!
38:01Gay card.
38:02I'm heterosexual now.
38:03Yeah.
38:04I thought you said shirt.
38:06The tallest mountain in our solar system, Olympus Mons, is on which planet?
38:10Uranus.
38:11A, Venus.
38:12B, Mars.
38:13Mars.
38:13There's a mountain in other places?
38:17C, Jupiter.
38:17Jupiter.
38:18D, Neptune.
38:19Have we ever been to Neptune?
38:21I'm going to lock in C, please.
38:23Jupiter.
38:24I'm just asked if we've ever been to Neptune.
38:25It was actually B, it was Mars.
38:28Oh, it's Mars!
38:29Oh, no, he's out.
38:32But each time someone answers incorrectly, the prize money drops.
38:36It was D, Taladin.
38:38Until we end up with the final question worth...
38:41$50,000.
38:43Oh, here we go.
38:44Sepia is a natural pigment derived from which marine animals?
38:49A, sea snails.
38:51B, horseshoe crabs.
38:52C, cuttlefish.
38:54I could be cuttlefish.
38:55Sea snails.
38:56D, sea urchins.
38:57Sea urchins!
38:58It's sea urchins!
38:59Okay.
38:59I know this 100%.
39:01Sepia, um...
39:03I've studied this before.
39:05For some reason.
39:05Like, I haven't studied it, but I've read it.
39:07I would put my new home on this.
39:10Sea cuttlefish.
39:11Oh, you idiot!
39:12You've locked in a sea cuttlefish.
39:15Oh, poor guy.
39:17It is sea cuttlefish.
39:19Oh!
39:21What?!
39:22You've just won $50,000.
39:24Whoa!
39:25Sea cuttlefish!
39:26We're doing it!
39:2750 genos!
39:28Thank you so much.
39:29Oh, my God.
39:30I reckon that that fact might be wrong.
39:33We'll see you next time on Millionaire
39:35and I'll say goodnight.
39:36So glad that show's back.
39:38I love it.
39:38Sepia comes from...
39:40I actually really like Rebecca Gibney.
39:43Yeah.
39:43She's a good host.
39:44Sepia comes from...
39:46Oh, cuttlefish.
39:48You already have...
39:49We know that.
39:49You're wrong.
39:50Wait, wait, wait, wait.
39:51I've said it wrong.
39:52Can Sepia come from a sea urchins?
39:55You're teaching the kids all the wrong stuff.
40:10You know, like, all those dating shows when, like, one of the guys comes on and he's, like, 32 and
40:16blah, blah, blah.
40:17Oh, yeah.
40:17And everyone's loving him.
40:19Yeah.
40:19And then he goes, yeah, like, I live with my mum.
40:21And everyone goes, ooh, red flag.
40:24You're gonna be that red flag.
40:26This week, we caught up with the hot new HBO series set in the world of professional ice hockey.
40:32Fans are hoping for something hot on the ice.
40:36This is the drama series everyone's been talking about.
40:40Heated rivalry.
40:42Here we go.
40:43This is the global phenomenon.
40:45Women are going crazy for it as well, not just the gays.
40:48That's right.
40:48And what's got everyone talking is the simmering tension between the two leading men.
40:54First, you've got Ottawa's own Shane Hollander.
40:56I love that this series has a strong, hot Asian lead.
41:00This is the kid with the highest hockey IQ out there.
41:03Incredibly smart and incredibly fast.
41:05That is such an Asian thing to be the top of what you do.
41:09But you'll still never be good enough for mum and dad.
41:11No.
41:11Then you've got Russia's Ilya Rosanoff.
41:13Strong on the puck and a strong skater.
41:16So our Canada's best player, Shane Hollander, versus Russia's best player, Ilya Rosanoff.
41:21On the ice, they're intense rivals.
41:24But it's off the ice that things are really starting to heat up.
41:29We will be seeing each other a lot.
41:32Ilya's manspreading.
41:33That is just a camera angle on a crutch, isn't it?
41:37Any vibes going on here?
41:39What do you reckon, undercurrent city?
41:41Who were these people when I was young?
41:42He went playing hockey.
41:49Can I grab that remote?
41:52Thanks.
41:54There we go. Pass it back.
41:56Fingers. Oh, yes.
41:58There you go.
41:59Thanks.
42:01I can see how it happens.
42:03Well, you're about to see a whole lot more.
42:06Now we're in the showers.
42:07Oh, okay.
42:08We love a good shower scene.
42:10Oh, yeah!
42:12He does Pilates. That's a Pilates tush.
42:14Park with an extra pillow, Jared.
42:19Oh, is he checking him out?
42:20Cardinal scene of the shower. Don't look down.
42:22I swear when we've gone and played paddle and had a shower, you were looking at me like that.
42:26I was looking at him. I was like, how can he find his arsehole through all that hair?
42:30What's he doing with this?
42:32Whoa.
42:32That could be he's rubbing like...
42:34Whoa!
42:34Not here.
42:35The sausages might be sizzling.
42:39What is your room number?
42:41Oh, he wants his room number.
42:441410?
42:44Oh, he gave him his room number.
42:46I think that's a code for come over to my room.
42:49Just told him his hotel room.
42:50I don't think that's a code at all.
42:52Well, if I come to 1410 tonight...
42:54I might open.
42:54I might knock.
42:55Oh, yeah.
42:57You need to settle down, Sarah.
43:00Here we go.
43:01He's coming over to his hotel room.
43:03Yep.
43:03He hasn't even got time to YouTube how to douche.
43:05Maybe he'll learn through trial and error.
43:08Oh, that's very messy, Jared.
43:09We've all been there.
43:11Not me.
43:13He's going in.
43:14Oh, my God!
43:16I put your my chicken up.
43:18Want to sit?
43:20Not really.
43:21Wow, wow, wow!
43:22Got you up against the wall.
43:24Shut up!
43:25Yeah, take control.
43:26I'm talking to Bob with a TV show.
43:30Top's coming off.
43:31Belt's undone.
43:32Ah, the memories.
43:33Bottle being skinny.
43:35Skinny, young, desired.
43:41What's he doing down there?
43:42Where's he going to put it?
43:43Where do you think he's going to put it?
43:44Oh.
43:45Oh.
43:46Oh.
43:46Oh.
43:47Oh, hello.
43:47Oh, here we go.
43:48Love this.
43:49Don't love that you guys are here while I'm watching it.
43:53Oh.
43:54Come here, baby.
43:55I'm glad I'm not watching this with my parents.
44:00I dated, eh?
44:01It was 25 degrees.
44:03It's boiling right now.
44:15No one knows where to put their hands.
44:18All right, Yoshi.
44:19Oh, I get it.
44:20The heated rivals were on with each other.
44:23Then, as the hockey season finishes, Hollander tries to work out where they stand.
44:28So what is it then?
44:29But discovers Rosanoff isn't on the same page.
44:32Not everything is about you, Hollander.
44:34Oh, first love is Tiff.
44:36I guess I thought maybe we...
44:39Never mind.
44:40You see, this is more than just a hookup.
44:43See you next season.
44:46It's like they just don't know how to deal with what they're feeling.
44:49What is it with men?
44:50Just say how you feel.
44:52He's not interested.
44:53Post night clarity.
44:55Yes.
44:57How are you used to?
44:58How's your body temperature?
44:59You want the air quality?
45:00Well, I was going to adjust my pants.
45:03Heavy on the heated, low on the rivalry.
45:05Big time.
45:06So, what are we doing tomorrow?
45:09Let's watch episode two tomorrow night together as a fan.
45:11What do you think?
45:12Sounds like a great day.
45:13Yeah.
45:15What does happy.
45:16What does happy.
45:17Sometimes the proud you have to do the Lie dropout on iTunes.
45:17Our kingdom will create a camp band in the mucha.
45:17If you have a family member in the corner then opens up your hand.
45:18Pointing.
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