00:00More news in New England from the story yesterday that the New England Patriots were partying
00:05after the AFC Championship game, and there's a real problem up there in New England.
00:10Twenty-five guys from the Patriots had rented out a private place, so invitation only.
00:16Apparently, according to the cops and their body cameras, so it's not like a debate whether
00:21this did or didn't happen, when neighbors called that there was noise violations, etc.,
00:26and the police came just to investigate, not knowing what they were walking in on.
00:30There was a private party in the basement of a club or a restaurant that 25 New England
00:35Patriots were a part of after beating Denver in the AFC Championship game, and inside
00:41that room, there was obviously alcohol.
00:43There were also whores and strippers, some naked, some not naked.
00:49Many of them were trying to run out a back door as the police came in, and they also found
00:54drugs at the party.
00:56But the thing that concerned me the most, Tyrone, about this during the Patriot Party was
01:02what they found on the floor of the party room that these guys had rented out for a private
01:08event.
01:08And according to the police, I am not making this up, and it's their words, not mine, a
01:14plethora, quote-unquote, of $1 bills.
01:20I want to say that again.
01:21A plethora of $1 bills.
01:25There are 25 New England Patriots.
01:28Let's agree that the combined net worth of those 25 guys, a couple hundred million dollars
01:34easily?
01:34Is that fair to say, Tyrone?
01:35Well, it depends, you know, where they start.
01:4025 guys, that's half the roster.
01:41I'm assuming that collective net worth is north of $100 million, maybe $200 million.
01:48These cheap Fs.
01:52Now, you're telling me that your net worth is a couple hundred million dollars, and you're
01:59making it rain with singles?
02:01I don't care about the drugs.
02:04I don't care about the booze.
02:06I don't care about the hoes or the strippers.
02:09If you're going to make it rain in a private scenario, you better come with fives and tens.
02:16You better have twenties and fizzes.
02:19Yeah.
02:20No.
02:20You got to, look, I'll tell you something else.
02:23If I'm one of those dancing girls, and I got a room full of NFL players worth a couple
02:28hundred million bucks, and they start making single-dollar George Washington's fly, I'm
02:34walking out.
02:35You're walking out.
02:36I'm Godzo.
02:37I go get my spaghetti string top.
02:41I get my halter top.
02:43I get my panties.
02:44I get my high heels on, and I roll.
02:48Peace out, bitches.
02:50Dollar bills.
02:51What's the world coming to if you can't have an appropriate basement party as an NFL player?
02:58Single-dollar bills?
03:00Cheap bastards.
03:01I always knew that about the New England Patriots.
03:04They can't be trusted anywhere.
03:07How are they cheap, though?
03:08How do you know how many ones they had?
03:10Now, it's from my tradition.
03:11When I was out there.
03:12You're cheap, too.
03:14No, no.
03:15You go there with whatever you're doing.
03:17Tyrone, you and I went to a strip club in Philadelphia a few years ago, and you brought
03:20a roll of quarters.
03:22That's not true.
03:24That's not true.
03:25You go in there with your hundreds, and you break them for your stack of ones.
03:29Yeah.
03:29Okay?
03:30Then you just go ahead with the ones.
03:31But just because it's in dollar increments, those girls could have been leaving with big
03:36trash bags worth of money.
03:38Yeah.
03:38They were going to do just fine.
03:40Dollar at a time.
03:41They were going to do fine.
03:42Nah, I'm sorry.
03:43A dollar at a time.
03:43You got to bring some Andrew Jacksons up in the place if you're an NFL player.
03:48You got to.
03:48What's on Andrew Jackson?
03:49If a guy like Ryan or Ethan went to a strip club, I expect dollar bills out of them.
03:56If Stefan Dix rolls up into a private party where it is a hoes there, I expect 20s and
04:0350s and hundreds.
04:05Yeah.
04:06I don't expect dollar bills.
04:08That was for the private room.
04:10I think Patriots fans should be embarrassed.
04:12And again, I want to be clear.
04:14I don't care about the booze.
04:16I don't care about the drugs because I think they said they found a lot of marijuana there.
04:21I don't care about that.
04:22And I don't care if you have a dozen or 20 or 30 scantily clad ladies.
04:27I expect it and I support it for the NFL.
04:31But the one thing I can't get around is wealthy guys who are cheap bastards.
04:37I can't do it.
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