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00:14Hi. How many? Five. Yeah. Right this way. They can't count. How's this table here? Perfect. Thank you. Sorry. Yeah,
00:21don't calculate. You know. It's counting. Oh, we're done. Nope. Hey, sorry. We're just gonna. What? If we just, you're
00:27just gonna go. But I. No, this is perfect. It's perfect.
00:30It's great. Just sit. Just sit. I'm back. Good. How come I can't sit over there with you guys? Because
00:38you're not a main character yet. Oh. Hey, man. I know how it feels. Hey, guys. Welcome to Grimley's. Hey
00:53there. Hey. Can I get you all some drinks to start off? No. No, no, no. We're in a huge
00:57hurry. Yeah, we gotta be back at work in a half hour.
01:00And actually, we know what we're gonna order, so we're just gonna go ahead and do that now. Oh. Whoa,
01:04whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. You guys are from that TV show. Sam and Carly. It's Sam and Cat. Oh,
01:13my gosh. I am a huge fan of that show. Thanks. Thanks so much. I'm grateful. Wow. What are you
01:18guys doing here? We were hoping you'd bring us some food.
01:24Oh, my gosh. You're just like you are in your TV show. Yeah. Hey, I play Goomer on the show.
01:34So, you know, I happen to be an actor myself. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Here we come. Here we go. He
01:40whipped it right out there.
01:43And I had a question for you guys. What is it? What's the question? How do you remember your lines?
01:48Like, do you ever forget what you're supposed to say and mess up?
01:50Oh, yeah, always. That's right. Yeah. As a matter of fact, I happen to have a series of clips that
01:57shows us messing up our lines.
01:59No way. Like bloopers? Yeah, exactly. Like what they mean. Come here. Watch this.
02:07Here, hold the monkey bag. Pills up bag. Why can't I hold the bag? Pills up bag.
02:13All right. All right. I got to. I got to. I'm good.
02:17And then, Little Red Riding Hood said, beef. Oh, I messed up.
02:23See? That way they wreck your whole friendship as revenge for when you. When you.
02:33Okay, Clarice. I got a big pumpkin for you to carve. One frigid.
02:38Hey, dice.
02:44Back to one.
02:45Well, they're guys who.
02:47You did this for revenge because I think that you think that I.
02:57Um, is that my hairdresser?
02:59Dryer? Yeah.
03:02Oh, Sam. Just forget it.
03:04I don't know my line. I'm getting nervous because there's like stunts. I'm sorry.
03:08Do your American accent.
03:10I like it.
03:13Again, I learned to camp with a whammy.
03:18That's not my line.
03:19Where?
03:20That's my line.
03:21What?
03:22I'm not talking.
03:23Hold.
03:24Thank you. Sorry.
03:26Sorry.
03:27Sorry.
03:30What is it?
03:30What do I say?
03:34You know what? It wasn't usable anyway.
03:36What's up?
03:37Always the last scene of the day.
03:39We won't let it happen. Let's get over it.
03:42We got it. Can we go home?
03:46Oh, my gosh. That is hilarious to see that.
03:50But we really are in a hurry.
03:52Yeah. Can we please order some lunch?
03:53In a minute. I gotta go call my grandmother and tell her I met you guys.
03:56Wait, no. We just want to order some.
03:59It's hard being famous like us.
04:02Oh, my gosh. Sam and Kat, I love your show so much.
04:06Aw, thanks.
04:07Did I miss the beginning?
04:09The beginning of what?
04:10The show. You know, the theme song and the cleverly edited images that go with it.
04:15Oh.
04:16Sure.
04:17Come here.
04:21I'm never that far.
04:23No matter where you are.
04:26Believe it, we can make it come true.
04:30And I, I, I, I, I'll never say never.
04:35As long as we keep it together.
04:41It's the life that we choose and we still break the rules.
04:45But it's all gonna be just fine.
04:49Just fine.
04:49You and me, we're gonna be just fine.
05:01Hey, have you guys seen our waiter?
05:03Uh, I haven't.
05:03Kim, how much longer do we have for lunch?
05:06Ah, 25 minutes.
05:07Oh, we'd better hurry.
05:09Uh, excuse us.
05:10Sam and Kat, right?
05:11Yeah.
05:12Uh-huh.
05:13You said you.
05:14It's so cool.
05:15Oh, my God.
05:16So, look.
05:18We don't want to bother you guys while you're eating.
05:20Oh, that's really nice of you too.
05:22But since you're not eating yet.
05:25Oh, yes.
05:26When you guys are filming your TV show, did you ever get the giggles?
05:29Like you just can't stop laughing.
05:30Does that ever happen?
05:31Oh, yeah, absolutely.
05:32Here, I'll show you.
05:37Back to your chair.
05:46You want to go by this afternoon?
05:51I'm sorry, Steve.
06:00So, why don't we?
06:02Well, we got the plant job.
06:06What is a hair model?
06:09My mom, hi.
06:14I'm gone.
06:15I'm absolutely...
06:29Don't cut, don't cut, don't cut.
06:34Wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry.
06:36Say what you said again.
06:37Say it one more time.
06:37Go.
06:39Nice day, man.
06:44Well, thanks for stopping by.
06:47It's all so cool.
06:48You guys sure I can't sit with you at your table?
06:51Oh, we're positive, just sorry.
06:52Yeah, no, you bet.
06:56Hi.
06:57My daughter is such a big fan of your TV show, Sam and Cat.
07:01Isn't that right, baby?
07:05She's awkward.
07:08I was wondering, when you're filming your TV show, do you ever have trouble with the props?
07:12Oh, all the time.
07:13Here, take a look at this clip, which I have already to play.
07:17Wonderful.
07:22Finish.
07:43Try again.
07:47This.
07:48Sorry.
07:51Oh, my gosh.
07:58Yay, the door's this way.
08:00This is fun, right?
08:03Cookie down.
08:04Oh, no.
08:05I just went like that in a fell.
08:07Thank you so much, Sandy.
08:09Oh, my...
08:10No!
08:10Oh.
08:14Oh, my goodness.
08:15What hilarious bloopers.
08:18I wish my daughter had friends.
08:23You guys, we've got to order lunch.
08:25You're right.
08:26Where's the waiter?
08:27Waiter!
08:27Please come here.
08:28We're starving.
08:30Excuse us.
08:31Hey.
08:31Hi.
08:32Hi.
08:33Can we get a picture, please?
08:35Oh, of course.
08:37Erioni, will you take her picture?
08:41Um, sure.
08:43Wait, you want me in the picture, right?
08:45No.
08:46Oh, no.
08:48We want a picture with Marie.
08:51Marie?
08:53You kids want a picture with me?
08:55Yeah, you're the best actress ever.
08:57We've seen you in tons of TV shows and movies.
08:59Like Gunsmoke, General Hospital, Catney and Lacey, Beetlejuice, Search for Tomorrow.
09:08Well, of course I'll take a picture with you kids.
09:10Come on over here.
09:14Go, Erioni.
09:20Got it.
09:21Is it a good pic?
09:22Yeah, yeah.
09:23Fantastic.
09:25So, do you kids have any questions about our show?
09:28Questions?
09:28Well, yeah.
09:30For example, do you want to know if we ever dance or sing between takes?
09:33I do.
09:34Do you guys ever dance and sing between takes?
09:37All the time.
09:38Yeah, we do.
09:41Yeah, there's a lot of dancing and singing between takes.
09:45Here, I'll show you on my peapod.
09:49Come on and make some noise.
09:53Come on and make some noise.
09:56Come on and make some noise.
09:58Come on and make some noise.
10:00Come on and make some noise.
10:05Go, you can üç you in the combinations.
10:07Come on and make sum效果.
10:09The time you're doing
10:13No.
10:20Yeah.
10:22Go.
10:24Go.
10:55Wow. Great stuff. Priceless.
10:58So, how much time do we have left for lunch?
11:01I'm not sure. We haven't even ordered yet.
11:04This is ridiculous.
11:05I'm feeling angry.
11:07Are you guys from Salmon Cat?
11:09Of course we are.
11:11So, you guys are doing a blooper show.
11:14How do you know?
11:14Oh, Dan tweeted about it.
11:16Oh, he is the best person.
11:19So, are there going to be commercials in this episode?
11:21Of course.
11:22Absolutely.
11:23Awesome. I love commercials.
11:24Cameron, why don't you show her the commercials?
11:27Sure thing.
11:28Yay!
11:29All right, here you go.
11:31I'll watch from over here.
11:48Hey, you guys, where is our waiter?
11:49Oh, here he comes.
11:50Oh, thanks.
11:52Hey, guys, anybody want any dessert or coffee or should I just get the check?
11:56What are your checks?
11:57We haven't even ordered our lunch yet.
11:59We have to be back at the studio in 15 minutes.
12:01Hey, don't worry.
12:03I'm here to take your order.
12:04Thanks.
12:04Oh, that's great.
12:06But first, on your show, Salmon Cat.
12:09Oh, Dan.
12:11Is it really exciting?
12:13Hey, Zoran, why don't you show how exciting it is?
12:15Sure.
12:16Get over here.
12:21Look at this.
12:47That was the wrong clip package.
12:49Yeah, it was great.
12:50Show them the exciting clips.
12:52Okay, okay.
12:53Here.
13:00No, no, patient.
13:08Side to side.
13:10That's hot.
13:11Yes.
13:12What am I, where's?
13:14Give me the beer.
13:15I got the beer.
13:15Yeah, teacher.
13:19Oh.
13:22Don't sit.
13:24No!
13:28No!
13:33No!
13:35No!
13:38No!
13:39My brother!
13:39How could you turn on the radio?
13:41No!
13:42Help me!
13:50What you got?
13:53Andy, Andrew, you're...
13:55Just...
14:01Whoa.
14:02Your show is fantastic.
14:04Thanks so much.
14:05Now, will you please take our lunch order?
14:08Absolutely.
14:09Yes, finally.
14:11I'll just go grab a pen.
14:12No, no, no.
14:12All things good.
14:14I'm so hungry.
14:16Me too.
14:17If I don't get a sandwich or something soon, I'm gonna...
14:20Wait, wait.
14:21Tandy's here.
14:21He's there.
14:22I'm not giving him food.
14:23Hey, Tandy.
14:25Ooh.
14:27Hello.
14:28Hey, guys.
14:29What's up?
14:30You already got food?
14:32Yes.
14:33That young man over there is putting it in a sack for me.
14:36Well, you have to share your food with us.
14:39Uh...
14:40Oh, yeah, sure.
14:42I'll share my food with...
14:47Oh, my God!
14:48What?
14:51Does anyone else want my food?
14:54Oh, we're...
14:55No!
14:55We are fine.
14:57Hey!
14:58Aren't you one of those robots from Sam and Cat?
15:01Yes.
15:02I'm the important red robot.
15:04Wow.
15:05It's...
15:05It's really cool to be talking to you in person.
15:07Okay.
15:09Okay.
15:10Do you and that blue robot get to do all kinds of fun, wacky stuff?
15:13Yes?
15:14Follow-up question.
15:15Sure.
15:17When you're filming...
15:19Uh-huh.
15:20Does any of that wacky, fun stuff ever go wrong?
15:23It sure does.
15:25Would you like me to show you a delightfully entertaining clip package of our work, including our flubs?
15:31That's what I was hoping for.
15:33View my face.
15:36That little red-headed girl is done with her food.
15:39Understood.
15:41But...
15:41No, what?
15:42No!
15:49Oh, look at that!
15:52Could I have another cup?
15:55Cheese!
16:02Hello!
16:03Hello!
16:14That was stronger.
16:20Nice.
16:20That was great.
16:21I know.
16:23So are you in that blue robot, like, dating?
16:28No.
16:29Why?
16:30What did she tell you?
16:32Nothing.
16:33Those text messages weren't for me.
16:36My phone was hacked.
16:38Whatever, man.
16:39Wait.
16:40What do you know about?
16:42It's not true!
16:49Wait a sec.
16:51Oh, thank you guys so much for bringing us this food that we ordered.
16:55Oh, right.
16:56You know, the...
16:57I ordered this, thank you.
16:59Oh, it's exactly the end.
17:00You know this is someone else's food.
17:02Who cares?
17:03I eat anything right now and not even complain.
17:06Hey, I think you guys brought us some other people's food.
17:09I'm sorry.
17:10Hey!
17:11Why would you even...
17:16No!
17:17No!
17:18No!
17:20Ari!
17:20Ari!
17:21Ari!
17:22Shh!
17:22Don't cry!
17:23You got a huge music career going for ya!
17:27Double platinum!
17:31Hi!
17:31I'm back!
17:33Oh, joy.
17:34Great!
17:35What happened to the kid who plays dice?
17:37Tandy the robot disintegrated him.
17:41Oh.
17:41Well, anyways.
17:42Look!
17:43I brought my friend JD.
17:44What's up?
17:46He's never seen Sam and Cat.
17:48Nope.
17:49What you need?
17:50Well, since my friend's never seen your show...
17:52Never.
17:54I was hoping you could show him some fun clips.
17:56What kind of fun clips do you want to see?
17:58Just some really fun-to-watch clips that showcase the magic that is Sam and Cat.
18:02And one blooper from Drake and Josh.
18:06Uh, Zoran, show them.
18:07Sure.
18:09Take a look, weirdos.
18:14Everybody!
18:15Huh?
18:15Let's do a great job, okay?
18:19Dad, we-
18:20Are they doing it right?
18:22Ah!
18:24Ah!
18:27Ah!
18:29Ah!
18:30Ah!
18:31Ah!
18:33There's something wrong with me!
18:36He's coming in with a small goat!
18:41Jesus!
18:42Oh, no, no!
18:44No!
18:45What do you want?
18:47Ooh!
18:48Woo-hoo!
18:50Owie!
18:51Ah!
18:54Sam!
18:57Come on!
18:58Ah!
19:00That was solid.
19:02That was a one-er.
19:04How are we going?
19:05Are we going?
19:06No, you can't!
19:19That...
19:20Ah!
19:22Oh!
19:25Ah!
19:28Ah!
19:31Ah!
19:32I'm having fun.
19:34You pooped.
19:35Oh, my God.
19:38Oh, my God.
19:43Oh, God.
19:45That's not a real trash can, Jeanette.
19:47Things are fake here.
19:48But I just got the line wrong.
19:52Oh, that was perfect.
19:55You sat on my...
19:57Can we do it again?
19:59No.
20:04You want to see how much stats I got?
20:10Sorry, I'm just really...
20:13Dumb.
20:17I failed it.
20:19Now make it good.
20:21Oh, my God.
20:24Oh, my God.
20:27Oh, my God.
20:29Oh, my God.
20:37You won the scoring game.
20:40That didn't make any sense.
20:42I'm sorry.
20:43Yay.
20:44It was rhetorical.
20:46Ooh, rhetorical.
20:49Oh, he uses big words now.
20:53Twisted and a rock.
20:54That was so great.
20:56Dang, this show is hilarious.
20:58I gotta watch Sam and Cat.
21:00I've been telling you.
21:03Oh, I am so hungry.
21:06Me, too.
21:07We've almost been here a half hour.
21:09And we still haven't even ordered our lunch.
21:11Hey, guys.
21:13Remember me?
21:14Hey, of course.
21:15What's up?
21:16I hear you got 45 seconds left in this episode.
21:21Mind if I do my blooper dance?
21:23Well, what's your blooper dance?
21:26I'm glad you asked that.
21:29Oh.
21:31Here I go.
21:32Sam and Cat style.
21:35Sam and Cat style.
21:43What's up?
21:44Sometimes we get it.
21:46Sometimes we get it.
21:48It's supposed to be.
21:52I'm always dreaming.
21:58Finding meaning.
22:01Don't take my hand.
22:03It's just my life.
22:05Certain things come to you
22:10Right away, right away
22:14Cause sometimes we're here, sometimes we're there
22:19In a space, out of place
22:23Always dreaming, climbing
22:35In a space, out of place
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