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00:00Oh
00:17Hey
00:22Honey, I'm home
00:31a hot dog I bought a wiener flinger
00:37Hey, that's terrific
00:39But I'm trying to bake something and Kim is gonna be here any minute, so I'd appreciate you not using
00:44that thing to pelt me with wieners
00:46Oh Kim's coming. I love that kid
00:48Ding they're ready. What did you make?
00:57Fudge piles
01:00You always make them way too chewy
01:01Yeah, but chewy is a good thing
01:03Have you seen him?
01:05What is it?
01:07Have you seen him?
01:09No way
01:10What are you looking for?
01:12Timmy T
01:12Where's Timmy T?
01:14Hey, who's he?
01:17He's not a he
01:25There you are
01:26I don't have time to socialize
01:30Okay, if one of you guys doesn't tell me what's going on here somebody's gonna get a hot dog in
01:34the face
01:35There's no time to tell you what's going on because we've got to find Timmy T
01:42Now who is Timmy T?
01:45Gummer has a lucky t-shirt that he always wears before every one of his MMA fights
01:49A t-shirt
01:50Oh, I named him Timmy T
01:52And he can't find this so we're freaking out
01:54I'm gonna go look in y'all's bedroom
01:56No, don't look in that room
01:58She has a cat
01:59Uh, excuse me, but what are these?
02:02Those are my fudge piles
02:06They're warm
02:08Yeah, try one, they're fudgically delicious
02:13Good, right?
02:20Kim
02:27Come on in
02:29Hey, Sam
02:30Hello, Sam
02:31Hey, Kim, hi Mrs. Fimble
02:38Oh, yeah they're a little chewy, I know
02:44Hey, what's the matter, kid?
02:47I don't want to talk about it.
02:56Kim has a math test on Tuesday, and if she doesn't do well, she's going to have to take summer
03:00school.
03:01I hate math.
03:03Aw.
03:04Kim.
03:14Well, no need to worry.
03:15Sam and I will help you study your math while your mom's on a cruise.
03:18Oh, that'd be great.
03:19Thank you, girl.
03:20Yeah.
03:27Okay, Kim.
03:28I'll be back in a week.
03:29You be a good girl and do whatever Sam and Kat say.
03:32Okay, Mom.
03:34Bye.
03:37Okay.
03:38Bye.
03:42No, Dice.
03:43You can't have another fudge pile until you finish that one.
03:49Okay, Kim.
03:50Why don't you go get your math book so Sam and I can help you study?
03:54Why?
03:54I'm just going to fail.
03:56No, you won't.
03:57You just need the right motivation to make you study hard.
04:00I didn't find Timmy T in your bedroom.
04:03Just help Dice pull that fork out of his face.
04:07KK.
04:16Okay, Kim, come on.
04:17What do you want more than anything?
04:19Oh, that's easy.
04:20A Fresno Girl doll.
04:22Fresno Girl?
04:29So, if you get a B plus or higher on your math test, Sam and I will buy you your
04:37very own Fresno Girl doll.
04:39Really?
04:39Swear?
04:40Totally.
04:40Yep.
04:41Cool.
04:41I'll get my math book.
04:45I got the fork out.
04:49And a fudge pile.
04:53And two of Dice's tea.
04:58Oh, my God.
05:01I'm never that far, no matter where you are.
05:05Believe it, we can make it come true.
05:08We'll do it our way, no matter what they say.
05:13Because no one's going to do it for you.
05:15Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah.
05:17But I, I, I, I, I, I'll never say never.
05:22As long as we keep it together.
05:25Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
05:30ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
05:32ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
05:32ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
05:32ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
05:32ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
05:53I'm
06:00you guys
06:01the money
06:02right there
06:03I can't talk I gotta put up more flyers
06:06yet there's a problem with your flyers
06:09work
06:10it says missing
06:11Timmy T
06:13reward a trip to Hawaii for you and all your friends
06:16what do you think
06:17it makes it seem like you're missing
06:19no it says
06:22Timmy T is missing
06:23well people are gonna think your name
06:26is Timmy T
06:26quit bullying me
06:29I'm not
06:31it's a great flyer
06:34thanks
06:36hello gentlemen
06:41what's up
06:42just picked Kim up from school
06:44oh did you get your math test back
06:46yeah she did
06:48oh you didn't get a very good
06:5192
06:53I got an A minus
06:54we trickered you into thinking she got a bad grade by acting sad
06:59yeah you did
06:59slap me crazy kid
07:01okay
07:02okay
07:04so you guys are really gonna buy me a fresno girl doll
07:07heck yeah we are
07:08tabat
07:09shalom
07:17there's Timmy T
07:18we found you
07:20yeah got him
07:21yeah baby
07:22we're all going to Hawaii
07:23yeah
07:25where's Timmy T
07:26you're Timmy T
07:28I'm Goomer
07:29I'm Randy
07:31you owe us all a trip to Hawaii
07:33yeah Timmy
07:35let's just all take a deep breath
07:38and that way we can
07:54yeah we're here
07:57wow I've had nightmares about places like this
08:01hello girls
08:02how can I assist you
08:03you're a doll salesman
08:06no no
08:06I'm a fresno girl doll advisor
08:10my name is Matthew
08:11Matthew
08:13Matthew
08:15um sir this is Kim
08:17hi
08:18I love fresno girl dolls
08:20how lovely
08:21I'll introduce you to some
08:22this way
08:26Kim
08:27please meet
08:28Monique
08:30Anastasia
08:31Katrina
08:34Nicolette
08:35Gabriela
08:37and Bethany
08:41I like Gabriela
08:43oh my goodness
08:45that's perfect
08:45because I happen to know
08:47that Gabriela
08:47likes you
08:50she does
08:52wow
08:53Kim
08:53are you sure about Gabriela
08:56yeah
08:57Glenda
08:58yes Matthew
08:59this young lady has chosen Gabriela
09:02please prepare the doll for travel
09:03certainly
09:05ah
09:06so I guess you want money now
09:10yes
09:12your total with tax comes to
09:16156 dollars and 20 cents
09:18what
09:22is there an issue
09:24150 dollars
09:25for a doll
09:26for a fresno girl doll
09:28my mom sent butt surgery
09:30that didn't cost that much
09:33you guys
09:33if it's too much money
09:35you don't have to buy Gabriela
09:36for me
09:37I'm used to being disappointed
09:41ouch
09:43no no you got an A minus
09:45on your test
09:46and we promised
09:47we'd buy you a fresno girl doll
09:48cash or credit card
09:50cash
09:53congratulations
09:54little one
09:55Gabriela is yours
09:57but
09:59but where's her hair
10:02and
10:05where's her clothes
10:07oh I'm sorry
10:09did you girls wish to buy
10:10some accessories
10:11you're saying that
10:12hair and clothes are extra
10:14all fresno girl dolls
10:16come just as real children
10:17are born
10:18hairless and naked
10:21we do provide the modesty sack
10:26show us some accessories
10:28follow Matthew
10:31all right then let's review your charges
10:33ready
10:34brunette hair
10:3520 dollars
10:36braided
10:37another dollar
10:37striped blouse and plaid skirt
10:3919 dollars
10:40left boot faux fur
10:417 dollars
10:42right boot faux fur
10:4313 dollars
10:44matching vest
10:4526 dollars
10:46hair ribbons
10:469 dollars
10:47and the total
10:48with the doll
10:49your total comes to
10:51275 dollars and 20 cents
10:52oh my god
10:55oh I'm sorry
10:56did you also want the bicycle
10:57what bicycle
10:58not sure of the bike
10:59you mean this bike
11:01I love it
11:05it's a really cute bike
11:15Sam look Gabriella wants to ride her new bike to the mall
11:18great
11:19maybe when she gets there
11:20she can get a job
11:21and earn some money
11:23so she can pay me and Kat back
11:24part of the 340 bucks
11:26we paid for her and her freakish pink bike
11:30ahem
11:31I meant
11:34what a pretty dolly
11:36I hate that doll
11:40it's a nice doll
11:42but what are you doing
11:44put that down
11:45why
11:46cause you're mad
11:47and when you're mad
11:48you shouldn't handle wieners
11:50I know what I'm doing
11:51what are you doing
11:53I'm making more of my fudge piles
11:55nobody likes your fudge piles
11:57because they're too chewy
12:00you're too chewy
12:03Sam
12:05we need your help
12:07yeah
12:07you gotta help us
12:09why is this boomer dressed like a doctor
12:10I'm in disguise
12:13and
12:13he's not a doctor
12:14he's a dentist
12:16why
12:16cause I'm not smart enough to be a doctor
12:20you're not smart enough to grow a mustache
12:23well you gotta hide me
12:25from who
12:26that kid Randy
12:27oh you mean
12:29Randy
12:31yeah
12:31he and his dweebelo troop
12:33saw the flyers that Goomer put up everywhere
12:35for a stupid t-shirt
12:36my shirt's name is Timmy T
12:38and he's not stupid
12:40whatever
12:41they saw Goomer
12:42now they think he's Timmy T
12:44and now they want the reward
12:45the tip to Hawaii
12:48it's
12:49it's pronounced Hawaii
12:50I thought it was
12:51and now the dweebelos are chasing Goomer
12:56so just go home and hide in your shower
12:58I can't
12:59they found out where I live
13:01just let Goomer hide here
13:02till I can figure something out
13:03where are you going?
13:05to take down all the flyers that Goomer put up
13:07but you can't
13:08stop
13:08hey
13:11who wants their teeth cleaned?
13:16just go lie on the floor in our room
13:18yes ma'am
13:19face down
13:23Sam and Cat, look! Gabriella can ride her bike!
13:26Yeah, yeah, doll on a bike. That's a...
13:30Whoa, a squirrel!
13:32Sam, no! You are not gonna shoot that squirrel with a wiener!
13:36Squirrels love wieners!
13:37I will ask you why these wieners, Violet!
13:44Gabriella!
13:48You... you blew her leg off!
13:51All right, Kim, don't worry.
13:53We'll take Gabriella back to the store and get her leg fixed.
13:56You really think they can fix her?
13:57Yeah, it's just a plastic leg.
13:59No big deal.
14:01I'm afraid this is a very big deal.
14:05Ah!
14:05Come on!
14:06Come on!
14:25Aloha!
14:27Timmy T!
14:29Huh?
14:33You... you boys! You aren't supposed to be up in here!
14:37Remember this? We found you, Timmy T!
14:40And now we've won our trip!
14:41For us and all our friends!
14:43Yeah!
14:45But... but that was a reward if you found my T-shirt!
14:48But you didn't find it!
14:50So you get nothing!
14:51Get him!
14:53Get him!
14:54Jessica!
15:10Go!
15:11Go!
15:13Go!
15:13Go!
15:14Go!
15:15Go!
15:17Go!
15:23fudge pile
15:28fudge pile
15:30I would, but they're poop-shaped
15:34and I'm too worried about Gabriella
15:37and here she is
15:40Gabriella's ready to go home
15:44she's okay?
15:45well, she'll heal
15:46alright, how much do we owe you for fixing the doll?
15:50Matthew, would you please come over and co-read their bill with me?
15:53love to
15:58new replacement left ball joint
16:00$42
16:01what?
16:02six titanium ball joint pins
16:03$12 each
16:04Fresno glue
16:06$15
16:07pretend anesthesia
16:08$11.09
16:11diminutive wheelchair
16:12$70
16:13what?
16:1470 bucks for that teeny toy wheelchair?
16:17it's a pretty cute wheelchair
16:20and your total comes to
16:22$223
16:23and nine cents
16:24this is
16:26I mean
16:27I'm sorry to have to use an outdated street term
16:30but this is worth
16:34look
16:35they made Gabriella well again
16:37and that's what's important
16:38right, Kim?
16:40uh-huh
16:41we're just gonna pay them all that money?
16:43yes
16:44but first
16:45to show you guys our appreciation
16:47me and Kat got you guys a special present
16:50what present?
16:53okay
16:55everyone who works here get a fudge pile
16:58oh, hey
16:59security dude
17:00here's one for you
17:03thank you
17:03good, right?
17:08anyway
17:08this is just our way of saying thanks to everyone who works here at Fresno Girl Dolls
17:16you gave away all my fudge piles
17:18yep
17:19why'd you do that?
17:21so I could do this
17:28attention shoppers
17:29for the next five minutes
17:31all Fresno Girl Dolls
17:33and accessories
17:34are free
17:35everything
17:36free
17:36whatever you want
17:38and run away with it
17:39Katrina
17:43no, no, no
17:44I'm free
17:50what are we doing now?
17:52jump in the chair
17:52okay
17:53come on
17:54come on
17:55come on
17:55come on
17:56come on
17:57come on
17:57come on
17:58come on
18:00go, go, go, go
18:00go, go
18:07oh, Sam, Kat
18:08what?
18:09what's wrong?
18:09the Dweeblos took Goomer and left this note
18:12we have Timmy T
18:14if you ever want to see him again
18:15you better give us our tickets to Hawaii
18:18the Dweeblos
18:19oh
18:21oh, Kim
18:22it's time for you to take your allergy medicine
18:24where is it?
18:24in my backpack
18:25okay
18:27hey
18:27maybe I could track Goomer's cell phone
18:29yeah
18:30let me know how that works out
18:33um
18:34Kim
18:36what is this?
18:40what?
18:41this is your math test
18:43uh
18:44yeah
18:46this says you got a 67
18:47no
18:48no, we saw her test
18:49she got a 92
18:51Kim
18:54okay
18:55that's my real test
18:58I scanned it
18:59and then I used photodoc to change the 67 to a 92
19:03and then I showed you guys the fake test
19:07Kim
19:08I'm really disappointed in you
19:11when you pull a scam
19:12you always destroy the original evidence
19:14so you don't get caught
19:17well
19:18I guess I've learned my lesson
19:20no, no, no, no, no, no
19:22you do not get to keep the doll
19:23yeah, you tricked us into buying you
19:26aw, come on, please
19:27let me have my doll
19:29I'll do anything
19:31oh
19:31oh
19:33no
19:35no
19:37well, well, well
19:40well
19:41what'd you do with Goomer?
19:43you mean Timmy T?
19:45whatever man, where is he?
19:47where are my tickets to Hawaii?
19:50listen
19:51you ain't getting a trip to Hawaii
19:53then Timmy T, don't come back
19:55what?
19:57isn't there something else you want instead?
20:00yeah
20:01my birthday's next week
20:03okay, so what do you want?
20:06a date
20:07to lunch
20:08with a nice girl
20:11like a real classy girl
20:14no trash
20:16well
20:18Kim
20:20wanna go to lunch with Randy for his birthday?
20:25no
20:26come on
20:27if you do
20:28we'll let you keep your Fresno girl doll
20:35I don't know, man
20:44it looks like they're having fun
20:46you want some more salad?
20:51no thanks
20:53cause I'll get you all the salad you want
20:57that's okay
20:59I'm already kind of full
21:02hey robot
21:02more salad over here
21:07it doesn't look like she's having very much fun
21:09well
21:10at least everybody won
21:12how?
21:13well, Randy got his date
21:15Kim got to keep her Fresno girl doll
21:17and we got Goomer back
21:18I didn't win
21:19I never found my lucky t-shirt
21:22well, you forget about that t-shirt already
21:24yeah, what does this t-shirt even look like?
21:27oh, it was black
21:28with a green collar
21:30and on the front it said
21:32Shamrock Meads
21:33wait
21:35wait a minute
21:36take off your jacket
21:38come on
21:39turn around
21:44what?
21:45that's your Shamrock Meads shirt
21:48cause I'm wearing it all week
21:49backwards
21:50really?
21:54oh, yeah
21:58isn't that always the word?
22:04I'm afraid this is a very big deal
22:08why?
22:09can't you just
22:09you know
22:10shove it back in the leg hole?
22:13no
22:14you'll need to take her
22:15to our Fresno girl doll hospital
22:17and how much is that gonna cost?
22:19oh, healthcare for Fresno girl dolls is free
22:21oh, good
22:22assuming you've purchased
22:24the Fresno girl health insurance package
22:26come on
22:28hmm
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