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00:04Oh
00:21What is that it's a ziggy-zag one ride on it. Yeah, you're gonna have to catch me
00:32Hey, older lady, hold this
00:35Wait!
00:38So heavy
00:59What is going on here?
01:02Babysitting!
01:03Yeah! Babysitting!
01:06I meant where did this and all this other stuff come from?
01:09A toy store!
01:10I was asking Kat, where did all this other stuff come from?
01:14A toy store!
01:17No, I mean, Kat, all right, hey, stop
01:20I mean, where did you get the money to buy all this stuff?
01:23An ATM
01:25Doi
01:27I told you, Kat, it's a smart one
01:33I thought you didn't have a bank account
01:35I don't
01:35Well, then how did you get money out of an ATM?
01:37Look, you wanna keep asking questions or you wanna go check out what's in our room?
01:41What's in our room?
01:42Go, look!
01:45You wanna check?
01:48Yes!
01:49Yay!
01:50You OK?
01:52Yes!
01:52That was a scream of joy
01:54Oh, my God!
01:57You're all getting sick in his hands!
01:59Woo!
01:59And I'm the best or what?
02:01You're the best.
02:02Hi, though.
02:03You're the best.
02:04Hi, though.
02:06Hi, though.
02:07I'm moving.
02:08Woo!
02:11We need more space.
02:12It's great.
02:13Let's go outside.
02:13Woo!
02:14Woo!
02:15Woo!
02:16Woo!
02:16Wait, wait.
02:17What about the kids?
02:19Yeah.
02:20We want to play.
02:21You can.
02:22Chase us.
02:24Pound us with ping pong balls.
02:32Yeah!
02:34Woo!
02:37Woo!
02:38Woo!
02:40Woo!
02:40Woo!
02:42Woo!
02:43Woo!
02:44Woo!
02:46Yeah!
02:46Hey, kids.
02:48Hi, Herb.
02:49Hello, Herb.
02:50Guess what?
02:51I just joined a gym.
02:54It's in Beverly Hills, so it's a really expensive gym.
02:59I used to say I didn't have the time to exercise.
03:02And then I realized, you make time.
03:07My life's going great.
03:11Woo!
03:12Woo!
03:12Woo!
03:13Hey, we should go buy more cool stuff.
03:16Uh-uh.
03:17I can't afford to buy new stuff.
03:19Well, I'll pay for it.
03:20With what?
03:21With this.
03:24What?
03:25Where did you get that fat wad?
03:27From an ATM.
03:29How many times does she gotta tell you?
03:33So, you wanna keep asking questions or you wanna go buy more cool stuff?
03:37Look, I just wanna be sure that it's...
03:41Cool stuff.
03:42Yeah!
03:43But, uh, can we start by your ATM first?
03:45Sure, if you wanna.
03:46Oh, hey, what's up, guys?
03:48Hey, Dave.
03:48Hey, can you watch these two kids for us?
03:51Oh, I can.
03:51I'm just kidding.
03:52Oh, thanks!
03:53Yay!
03:59You guys wanna feel my hair toughed?
04:02Yeah!
04:03Yeah, you do!
04:04Woo!
04:05Woo!
04:05Hi, we are.
04:07Oh, yes!
04:09I'm never that far
04:11no matter where you are
04:13Believe it, we can make it control
04:17We'll do it our way
04:19no matter what they say
04:21Cause no one's gonna do it for you
04:24Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
04:25But I, I, I, I
04:28I'll never say never, as long as we keep it together.
04:36If you live in a dream and you know what it means, then you can't let them change your mind.
04:44This is a life that we choose and we still break the rules, but it's all gonna be just fine.
04:52Yeah, we're all gonna be just fine.
04:55You and me, we're gonna be just fine.
05:08Hey.
05:11Hey, dude.
05:12Shh, I'm taking selfies.
05:14But I want to buy this jerky.
05:16This is not my problem.
05:18Selfie.
05:19Selfie.
05:21Selfie.
05:24Okay, so where's this ATM?
05:26Follow my body.
05:29Hey, girls.
05:32Hey, girls.
05:34Hey, girls.
05:37What's up?
05:39Which of these pictures make me look hot?
05:42This?
05:42No.
05:43Gross.
05:44This?
05:44Gross.
05:45No.
05:46This?
05:46Ugh.
05:47Ew.
05:47This?
05:48Ew.
05:48Ugh.
05:49I take more selfies.
05:54So, this is your ATM?
05:56Yarp.
05:57But you don't have a bank account.
05:59Narp.
06:00Well, then how'd you get an ATM card?
06:01I don't have an ATM card.
06:03Well, then how are you getting money out of an ATM machine?
06:06The tones.
06:07The tones?
06:07The tones.
06:09Okay, we keep saying the tones, but I still have no idea what the tones means.
06:14Ah!
06:15Push the buttons.
06:19See?
06:19Every time you press one of those number buttons, you can hear a beep.
06:23And this is big news there in your bunny brain?
06:26Oh, yeah.
06:27Because, you know, I started thinking of that old song, you know.
06:30Take me down to the basement.
06:34Fill the buckets with cheese.
06:36Wait, wait.
06:37No.
06:37No, no, no.
06:38What?
06:39That's take me out to the ball game.
06:41Huh?
06:43Take me out to the ball game.
06:45Take me out with the crowd.
06:47Those lyrics make no sense.
06:51Anyway.
06:52Oh.
06:52I started wondering if I could play that song with these number buttons.
06:56See?
06:57Take me down to the basement.
07:01Fill the buckets with cheese.
07:06What?
07:07See?
07:08See?
07:09400 bucks.
07:09Holy buckets of cheese!
07:11What did she say?
07:13Now then, take more selfies.
07:15Yes, I love to selfie.
07:18How many times have you done this?
07:20I don't know, like two or three times a day.
07:23What?
07:25What?
07:25Shh!
07:26Listen!
07:29You cannot tell anyone about this.
07:33Why?
07:33It's not stealing.
07:34I just play a song and the machine thanks me with cash.
07:39I know, but I'm not sure this is legal.
07:43Oh.
07:44Should I give this back?
07:46Well, I didn't say that.
07:49Then what should we do?
07:51Well, I say we think about it while we buy stuff at the mall!
07:56Whoo!
07:58Whoo!
08:07That was so much fun!
08:10I know.
08:11Whoever said money can't buy happiness was so stupid!
08:16yeah you just gotta have enough money oh I gotta put my meat away yeah and I gotta put on
08:23my tishtail
08:28boom I have reached my destination hi guys whoa is that fresh meat uh yep me and cat were at
08:37the
08:37mall so I went into my favorite store oh my god meats and I got all this this is some
08:44nice looking
08:45beef and expensive is it yeah I didn't look I just took hey guys look what I got for my
08:55butt
08:56what's that it's a tishtail see you just clip it around here take this little sensor put it on
09:04your heart you turn it on and now tell me something that'll make me happy cookies with mustaches
09:19see the sensor detects a change in my heart rate and makes my tail whack insane where'd you guys
09:27get the money to buy all this stuff hey shut up never ask us about our business
09:36okay so hey I need a favor now what well do you guys know my aunt for Jean sure she
09:45still have the
09:45nightgast oh yeah so anyway tomorrow night she's flying to Japan yeah I love air travel
09:56anyway she's taking futz or helper monkey with her uh maybe we could get futz to help you get to
10:02the end
10:02of your story I need you to stop by the animal hospital late tomorrow and pick up some pills that
10:12will help futz sleep on the plane monkey pills yeah well why can't you get them oh cuz I have
10:18to be
10:19somewhere tomorrow night where oh I don't I don't someplace where do you have to be I'm in the Burbank
10:28spelling bee all right you know what just forget it no no no no don't be a pouty puss we'll
10:41pick up your
10:42monkey pills thank you which animal hospital pet emergency on Moon Park in Clearwater got it oh guys
10:50good luck at the bee oh all right how much money we got left about 40 bucks that's all yeah
11:03but you know
11:03the animal hospital where we're picking up dice's monkey sleeping bills yeah is right around the corner
11:09from the handy quick where my magic ATM is you better forget about that ATM why well it could get
11:19us in a lot of
11:20trouble I don't want to land back in juvie juvie schmovie you worry too much you know money can buy
11:29more than
11:30just meet I don't know like front row tickets to see the Lakers like violent video games
11:49all right go back to the ATM machine one more time
12:03oh disturbing
12:14hi just this patch of tuna please hey you'll take a pic of me uh sure another more never stop
12:32here hold the monkey pills how do I gotta hold the monkey pills so I can get us some more
12:37cash good
12:38reason give me why you go on over your little ATM and where's the bottle of monkey pills should be
12:45in
12:45the sack well they're not they were in the sack but oh you dropped them by the door oh hey
12:50hey be
12:51careful don't stop you oh you crushed the bottle you dumb rubber bag just put the pills in the sack
12:59all right
13:06take me down to the basement yeah my buckets with cheese
13:15hey you girl hello foreign friend you're the one been taking money from the my machine
13:24no I don't take it the machine just gives it to me come on let's just get out of here
13:27can I please pay for my tuna pouch no tuna policeman policeman come to here come
13:33ah geez what's the problem
13:38I just wanted to buy this tuna pouch but shut up about pouch you know how some person been sucking
13:45cash money from my atom machine yeah it this girl you maybe tell him he's handsome you're handsome
13:54more flirty oh wow you're all handsome let's go hands in front of your stomach oh my gosh
13:59Sam help me please man leave her alone no officer can you take her away please
14:06where am I going to juvie juvie juvie I don't want to go to juvie well maybe you shouldn't
14:11have taken any money out of the ATM I don't think there'd be consequences
14:17wait you cannot take my friend of juvie why because she's not tough she can't handle it
14:22oh not too bad wait
14:28take me to juvie with her no why not because you didn't commit a crime
14:34here let me have that
14:46okay yeah that does it you know the drill hey girl here we go oh yes
15:06officer officer will you turn on the radio
15:13sure we'll turn the radio on for you
15:16ain't it later maybe we can get a slice of pizza and go to the mall and meet some boys
15:22I think he's being sarcastic
15:25no
15:29whoa
15:31hey do you see how fast that dude was going yes I did
15:34dispatch this is officer Kelvin I'm in pursuit of a late model green mercury
15:39license plate Adam Tony Roma 179 can you run that plate for me
15:43acknowledge
15:45what's happening he's following that car that just blew past us
15:50I am starving
15:53hey what's in this little white bag of yours this candy
15:55oh uh those are sleeping pills for a monkey
15:59they're supposed to help the monkey sleep while he flies to Japan
16:03okay now you shouldn't lie to a police officer you're already in enough trouble
16:07but we're not lying
16:09don't eat those
16:10I'm a cop I can eat whatever I want
16:15car 221 green mercury license Adam Tony Roma 14793 reported stolen
16:22oh dang it
16:24all right ladies hold on here we go
16:26oh this is so exciting
16:28yeah usually I'm the one running from the cops
16:33this guy's doing 80 miles an hour
16:35uh you know if you swing a left on Leland you can cut him off
16:37I know how to catch a criminal thank you
16:41I don't need you telling me how to
16:44I don't need you telling me
16:48I'm tired
16:50the monkey pills
16:51we told him
16:54this is officer
16:58this is officer
17:01nap time
17:03I fell asleep at the wheel
17:05wake up
17:06mr. cop
17:07you need you to wake up
17:09you gotta drive my car
17:10mr. cop
17:11what are you doing
17:14we're trying to keep us from crashing
17:16oh god
17:16it's a tune on the radio
17:18no
17:19get up here
17:20help me
17:21get up on me
17:24oh jeez
17:24oh jeez
17:25get these handcuffs off me will ya
17:27okay with what
17:28uh add the key check the comfort pocket
17:29okay which guy
17:30the one I'm sitting on
17:31I'm out of date
17:33mommy can I have a sandwich please
17:36I got the candy
17:37okay good
17:37put anything
17:38put anything
17:38can I do anything
17:40that's not
17:40I'm out of date
17:42oh jeez
17:43okay
17:43Sam
17:44what
17:45can you please pull over so I can put on my seatbelt
17:47no
17:48I am in high speed
17:50pussy out
17:53dispatch
17:54this is car 221
17:55I'm chasing the green mercury
17:57currently heading east on Melrose
17:59who is this
18:00who is this
18:01oh I'll answer
18:02hi
18:03that was my friend
18:04Sam pumpkin
18:05bucket
18:06and I'm
18:07Kat Valentine
18:08what's your name
18:09where is officer
18:10Kelvin
18:11whoa
18:11whoa he's slowing down
18:12he's slowing down
18:13he's gonna ditch
18:15tell her the suspect
18:16is gonna ditch
18:17okay
18:17my friend Sam says
18:19the suspect
18:20is going to ditch
18:21but
18:21I do not know
18:22what that means
18:23it means
18:24he's getting out of his car
18:25and he's gonna run
18:26hang on
18:29oh no
18:31suspect is on foot
18:33I'm 1062
18:34starting foot pursuit
18:35oh no
18:37oh no
18:38Sam
18:39Sam
18:40what
18:40can I please turn on the radio
18:42no
18:51hi
18:53what's the situation
18:54well
18:56my friend Sam
18:58is chasing after the bad guy
18:59and oh
19:00oh she caught him
19:02and
19:02oh
19:03he just tried to punch her
19:04but
19:05she kicked him
19:06and
19:06now she's
19:08spanking him
19:09and
19:10spanking him
19:12and spanking him
19:15and
19:16now he's falling down
19:17and
19:17oh
19:18he's down
19:18he's down
19:19oh
19:20oh
19:20gosh
19:20oh I can't look anymore
19:22but
19:22I believe
19:23there's a beat down
19:24in progress
19:25yep
19:26I'd say
19:27she's definitely
19:28beating the 10-200
19:29out of him
19:31oh
19:31gosh
19:38oh
19:39you don't have to
19:40return everything
19:41we bought
19:42yes
19:43we do
19:45oh
19:45please
19:46please don't take my meat
19:47no
19:47not my sweet meat
19:50we're taking the meat
19:53you girls took over
19:54four thousand dollars
19:55from that ATM
19:56yeah
19:57yeah
19:57they did
19:58I'm so angry
19:59would you like to press charges
20:01against these girls
20:03nah
20:05hey
20:06you'll take pic of me
20:07for my profile
20:07move away
20:10you know
20:11you still have to
20:11repay the money
20:12you took from the ATM
20:13what
20:14we don't have
20:14four thousand bucks
20:15you're gonna have to
20:16come up with it
20:18ah
20:18you have to come up
20:19with four thousand dollars
20:21why don't you take another
20:22one of those monkey pills
20:23hey hey
20:23that's not funny
20:24hey hey
20:26anyway
20:27just hope that this
20:28incident has helped
20:29you girls learn something
20:33what
20:34what
20:37really
20:38okay
20:40well
20:42looks like you girls
20:43are in luck
20:44huh
20:45the man who stole the car
20:46the suspect that Sam captured
20:48and beat
20:49yeah
20:50yeah
20:51he's wanted in three states
20:53and the reward for capturing them
20:55is five thousand dollars
20:57really
20:57what
20:58wow
20:59that means we can pay back the ATM money
21:00and we made a thousand bucks
21:02we learned nothing
21:04yeah
21:04woo
21:05yay
21:07let's sing a song everyone
21:08take me down to the basement
21:12fill the buckets with cheese
21:19sing along
21:21take all your mothers with other kids
21:26pistol rhinosilers standing
21:29a wish for the new
21:31no tune for the sailors
21:33if they're both things in the rain
21:37and we won't
21:39won't
21:40pay for this song
21:41cause it's public domain
21:48that's
21:49not how the song goes
21:59it's a coupon book
22:00I made it myself
22:02coupons for what?
22:04for stories
22:05about my past
22:09oh
22:11how long are the coupons good for?
22:14as long as I'm alive
22:16I wouldn't wait too long to use those
22:20mmm
22:21mm
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