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00:19Oh, that's the weirdest thing I've walked in on here.
00:22Sam, hi.
00:24What's up with the, uh, that?
00:28I'm babysitting.
00:30I don't see a kid.
00:36I guess you must have left.
00:39So, you want to tell me why you're up there?
00:41Well, I was at the supermarket, and I met a man there named Chico.
00:47Go on.
00:48He told me he had a toolbox in his van.
00:51Loving this story.
00:53So I invited Chico here.
00:56Smart.
00:57And then I asked him if he could hang my bike from the ceiling, and he did it.
01:03That was five hours ago.
01:06Please help me down.
01:08Yep.
01:15Thanks.
01:21Sure.
01:23So, where you been?
01:26Oh, you know, just getting us these.
01:30Tickets?
01:31Uh-huh.
01:32Well, are they two-something?
01:34Yep.
01:35They're free tickets to ride all the roller coasters at Mystic Mountain on Saturday night.
01:40What?
01:41Seriously?
01:42Seriously.
01:43What?
01:44But I thought Mystic Mountain got shut down because the roller coasters had mechanical difficulties
01:49and lots of people got hurt.
01:51Yeah, but they think they got most of them fixed.
01:54So, before Mystic Mountain reopens, they want to test the roller coasters on humans.
01:59Oh, we're humans.
02:01But why would we want to ride roller coasters that could be dangerous?
02:05Because we don't have to wait in line.
02:07I accept that risk.
02:09Woo!
02:10Woo!
02:11Hey, hey, heavy object's coming in.
02:14Ah.
02:17Nice box.
02:19Why'd you bring it in here?
02:21Oh, and get it out of here.
02:23This isn't just a box.
02:25Not just a box.
02:26It's a magic box.
02:33Magic box.
02:36There's only like a dozen magic boxes like this in the whole world.
02:40Cool.
02:41How does it work?
02:41Well, whatever or whoever I put in the box, disappears.
02:47Oh, I love how he does this when he says disappears.
02:53Come on, let me show you how it works.
02:55Okay.
02:58Okay.
02:59Sam, you want to be my volunteer?
03:01No.
03:03I'll be here.
03:04Pick me.
03:05I want to be in the trick.
03:07Over here.
03:07I volunteer.
03:09I'll be here to participate.
03:11Okay.
03:11I'll be okay.
03:14Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you this box of mystery.
03:19Now, sir, if you'll please step inside the box.
03:23How well.
03:27And now, I will shut the door thusly.
03:31Well, I used to have a dog named Thusly.
03:33Oh, you did?
03:34No, I made that up.
03:37Come on, Goomer.
03:38Just put it in the box.
03:39Hey.
03:40You're pushing too hard.
03:41No, you're too big.
03:42I don't think it's going to work.
03:44Come on.
03:44All right.
03:45Get out.
03:46Get out.
03:47Get out.
03:51May I have another volunteer?
03:53I'll do it.
03:54Goomer.
03:56Well, I'll do it.
03:57Thank you, Miss Valentine.
03:58Now, if you'll please step inside the box.
04:01Okay, I'm in.
04:03Shut off.
04:04Now, I shut the magic door of closure.
04:10And next.
04:11Sam, will you help me say the magic words?
04:14No.
04:18Shazam!
04:20And now.
04:22I open the box.
04:29I say, I open the box.
04:35It seems that...
04:37Something's wrong with the...
04:39Whatever, what would this thing open?
04:41Ah!
04:44It won't open!
04:45Ha!
04:46I love it.
04:47Can we get my mom in there?
04:49Yeah, let me try.
04:58This broke.
05:02Cat?
05:03Yeah?
05:06You, uh...
05:07Might be in there for a while.
05:08What?
05:10I hope there's a magic toilet in there.
05:17I'm never that far
05:19No matter where you are
05:21Believe it, we can make it come true
05:24We'll do it our way
05:26No matter what they say
05:28Cause no one's gonna do it for you
05:32Yeah, but I, I, I, I
05:36I'll never say never
05:37As long as we keep it together
05:41Oh, oh, oh
05:44If you live in a dream
05:46And you know what it means
05:48Then you can't let them change your mind
05:51It's the life that we choose
05:54And we still break the rules
05:56But it's all gonna be just fine
05:59Yeah, we're all gonna be just fine
06:03You and me, we're gonna be just fine
06:13Uh, I think I'm still in the box
06:17We're working on it
06:18I should have it open in a minute
06:21You're never gonna get that door open, are you?
06:23I don't think so
06:24I can hear you
06:29Look at me!
06:31I'm going nowhere
06:34Yeah, that pretty much sums up your life
06:41Dang it!
06:42Why won't this thing open?
06:43I'm getting hungry
06:44Alright, uh, I got a key
06:47That'll open anything
06:48What kind of key?
06:49This kind
06:51No, no, don't!
06:53That's a crowbar, not a key
06:54Think of it as a violent key
06:57No, stop!
06:59You can't hit my box with this
07:01I paid a lot of money for that
07:02Okay
07:06Clang!
07:09Whoa, your box bent my crowbar
07:12Serves you right
07:16What's happening?
07:18Nothing
07:18You okay in there?
07:20Yeah, it's kind of cozy
07:21It reminds me of my closet
07:23Where I used to hide from my brother
07:25Why would you hide from your brother?
07:28Just, you know
07:29To survive
07:32Well, don't worry
07:33I'm gonna think of some way
07:34To get you out of there
07:35Okay
07:35As long as I'm out
07:37Before tomorrow night
07:38What's tomorrow night?
07:39Me and Kat are going to Mystic Mountain
07:40And we're gonna ride
07:41All the roller coasters
07:42Mystic Mountain?
07:44That's my second favorite place on Earth
07:47What's your favorite place?
07:49How would I know?
07:53Can I go to Mystic Mountain
07:54With you guys?
07:54Oh, sorry
07:56I only got two tickets
07:58Well, you said you got four tickets
08:00Clang!
08:04Fine, you and Goomer can come with us
08:06Awesome!
08:07All right!
08:09So how are we gonna get Kat out of my box?
08:11Okay
08:12I got one more key
08:16It might work
08:18No!
08:28I don't see how us having lunch
08:30Helps get Kat out of the box
08:32I get some of my best ideas
08:34While I'm eating
08:36Like to order dessert
08:39Can I have another french fry?
08:44You've got another fry?
08:46Uh, put your mouth near the hole
08:47KK
08:49Slide that in there
08:51Perfect
08:53And a little ketchup
08:57Hey, it went in my eye
09:00Uh, somebody get a moist towelette
09:02Here's a moist towelette
09:04You guys, we gotta get her out of there
09:06That moist towelette's not gonna fit through that hole
09:09I've got to try
09:12You guys promise you'll get me out of here
09:14In time to go to Mystic Mountain?
09:16I wouldn't say promise
09:18But we'll see if we can
09:20Hello!
09:21Why is there a box here?
09:23It contains a person!
09:25Kat's stuck in there
09:27Oh, no!
09:29Uh, Robot
09:30Don't you have lasers?
09:32Yes
09:32I have one laser
09:34In my finger
09:36Can you use the laser to open the box?
09:39Sure!
09:40No, don't hurt my box!
09:42Laser!
09:44Ah!
09:45Ah!
09:47Oh, no!
09:50Uh-oh
09:51I thought I told you kids
09:53No fires at restaurants
09:54Get in the car!
10:01You never saw me!
10:20Okay, Kat
10:21Good night
10:22Good night
10:25Oh, darn it
10:27What?
10:29I have an itch
10:30Where?
10:32I'd rather not say
10:34Just scratch it
10:36I can't reach it
10:39Well, then
10:41Whatever part of you itch is
10:42Just wiggle it up
10:43Against the side of the box
10:44Okay, Kay
10:48Hi
10:53You good now?
10:54Yeah
10:55But it's a little cold in here
10:57Would you cover me up?
10:59Yeah, sure
11:03There you go, kid
11:10Thanks
11:12Hey, Sam
11:13Yeah?
11:15Being locked in this box
11:16It's given me a lot of time to think
11:20Uh-huh
11:22Like, I've been going to school
11:24At Hollywood Arts
11:25For a long time now
11:27And I still don't know
11:28Do I want to be an actress
11:30Or a singer
11:33When I'm acting
11:34I feel like I get to
11:35You know, explore
11:36Different parts of my personality
11:38That are so different
11:39From the real me
11:41I don't know
11:42I just
11:42I love singing, too
11:46Downs over tube socks
11:48Burn in the day
11:53Loved by the moonlight
11:55I've always found something right
12:09Sam
12:11Yeah?
12:13You promised me
12:13You're eating a healthy breakfast
12:16Super healthy
12:17Just eating some fresh fruit
12:21I smell bacon
12:23Oh, that's, uh
12:24That's just my new shampoo
12:28Cool
12:29Hey, you didn't make a mess
12:31In the kitchen, did you?
12:37No, no
12:38Kitchen's all clean
12:41Hey, can I have some more juice?
12:44Yeah, sure
12:48Okay
12:49You ready?
12:51Uh-huh
12:51Suck
13:02Sam?
13:03Yeah?
13:05I'm hungry
13:07Well, I don't have any food
13:08That's gonna fit through the
13:10Wait a second
13:16You want an egg?
13:18Yeah, I love eggs
13:23Okay
13:25Suck
13:31Oh, ew
13:33Want another egg?
13:35No, please
13:37Sam, you have to get me out of this box
13:40I gotta ride the roller coasters tonight
13:43Mystic Mountain closes at midnight
13:45We'll get you out of there as soon as we can
13:46Then we'll head on over and
13:47I'm in your apartment
13:49Me too
13:50Hey
13:51I'm still in a box
13:54Can I do it?
13:56Do what?
13:57See, it's weird talking to Kat when she's in a box
14:00And we can't see her face
14:01So I brought a picture of Kat to put on the box
14:05You brought a picture of me?
14:07Better
14:08I drew one
14:14I made it with my art set
14:18You're nice
14:19Yeah?
14:20Clean-up park kitchen
14:22No
14:23So why are you here?
14:25Cause
14:25I think I got a way for us to get Kat out of the box
14:28How?
14:29I buy all my magic supplies at that place on the corner of Melrose and La Brea
14:33Heidi McRabbits?
14:34Yeah
14:34And there's this guy who works there
14:36Vance Anderson
14:38Oh
14:38Yeah, yeah, yeah
14:39I've heard of him
14:40Isn't he a famous teenage magician?
14:42Yeah
14:42And he's a friend of yours?
14:44No, I hate him
14:45Ah
14:45He's always really mean to me
14:47But if anyone can open that box
14:49Vance Anderson can
14:51They used to make baseball bats out of wood
14:54But now they're mostly made of aluminum
14:58I just wanted to say something
15:02So this, uh, Vance Anderson guy will come here and open the box?
15:06No way
15:07But if we take the box to the shop
15:09He'll open it there
15:10Cool
15:10Let's go
15:11Ah, he doesn't start work until six
15:13Tonight?
15:14No
15:14We'll miss the roller coasters
15:16No, we won't
15:18We'll get the box to Vance Anderson at six
15:20He'll get it open by seven
15:22And then we'll get to Mystic Mountain by eight
15:23Kaboosh
15:23We ride roller coasters from eight to midnight
15:25Yay!
15:26Awesome
15:27I don't know what kaboosh means
15:31It's a Jewish holiday
15:35That's right
15:37So you sure this box is going to fit in the back of your car?
15:40Sure
15:40Cool
15:41But I don't know where it is
15:44You lost your car?
15:47No, I didn't lose my...
15:48Yeah, I lost it
15:51Hey, Nona has the keys to my brother's car
15:54Great
15:55Ew!
15:57Did someone blow in my hose?
16:01No
16:10Are we in the magic place yet?
16:13Uh-huh
16:16There's Vance Anderson
16:18So you just spray this ink on someone's shirt
16:21And then five minutes later it magically disappears
16:24Their shirt?
16:27No, silly, the ink
16:31That's so cool
16:32You're so cool
16:35Call me
16:36Kay
16:37Kay
16:40Hey, Vance Anderson
16:42Oh, Dice
16:44What up, little man?
16:46I hate when he calls me that
16:48So did you take my advice and give up magic?
16:52No
16:52Why should Dice give up magic?
16:55Because he's a terrible magician
16:57You never told me you were a terrible magician
17:00I'm not
17:02Look, man, I don't appreciate how you're always...
17:05Man, check out the blonde
17:08Nice jeans
17:10Hey, Sam
17:11Guess what?
17:13Vance Anderson likes your pants
17:16What about my pants?
17:18Nothing
17:18Sam?
17:20Vance Anderson
17:20Wow, teenage magician
17:23I'm super impressed
17:25Most girls are
17:27I'm Cat Valentine
17:28Stuck in a box
17:30Oh, yeah
17:31Dice told me
17:32I'm familiar with this unit
17:34Magic Disappearing Box
17:36Made in Yerba
17:37Quality piece
17:38Thank you
17:41Look, we got someplace to go
17:42So would you just open the box?
17:44Yeah, can you?
17:45Sure I can
17:46Any decent magician can open up one of these
17:49Well, I bet a terrible magician could open it too
17:52Can't you, Dice?
17:54I'm not a terrible magician
17:57Just open the stupid box
17:59Would that make you happy?
18:00If I open that box, I put a smile on that pretty face
18:05You know what I'd like to do to you?
18:07Sam?
18:08Yes
18:08Please put a smile on my pretty face by opening the box
18:13Okay
18:15Now before I use my special tools on this baby
18:18After I open it, let's say we all go out to dinner
18:21You can share my potato skins
18:24Yeah, it sounds super tempting
18:26But we're all going to Mystic Mountain
18:28Whoa
18:29I love roller coasters
18:31I'm in
18:33We only got four tickets
18:34Uh, then I'll take Dice's ticket
18:36What?
18:37I mean, it's not like he's tall enough to ride most of the rides
18:40You know something, Van Sanderson?
18:42Don't tick me off, Dice
18:45Cause you need that box opened
18:46And I'm the only guy in L.A. with the skills and tools to do it
18:52It's getting hard to breathe in here
18:57All right
18:58You can have my ticket
19:00But Dice is the one who locked Cat in the box
19:03So, seems like Van Sanderson should get Dice's ticket
19:08You know, I may be a terrible magician
19:10But sometimes you're not a very good friend
19:12So you admit you're a terrible magician
19:15Just, you know what?
19:16Just take my ticket
19:17Just open the box
19:19Sure
19:20There's a little button on the back
19:22Left side near the top
19:23Just push it and the box will open
19:24What?
19:25Push it!
19:26Wait, you just, you push a button on the box and it opens?
19:29That's right, doll
19:30Push the button!
19:32Why didn't you tell me that on the phone when I called you?
19:34I didn't feel like it
19:36I swear, Van Sanderson
19:38The button!
19:38Just push the button!
19:39Push it!
19:43Push it again
19:46Okay, move, diphead
19:50Huh
19:50It's broken
19:52What?
19:53Yeah, sorry kids
19:54Looks like you got a defective box
19:56Now let's get to Mystic Mountain
19:57Uh, no
19:58We said you could have my ticket
20:00If you opened the box
20:02All right
20:03But, uh
20:04How about a little
20:06Kiss
20:06Before you go
20:09You want a kiss?
20:12From me?
20:14Oh yeah
20:16KK
20:18But
20:20Let's go out there
20:21Where no one can see
20:25Me
20:27Me likey
20:28Me likey
20:47Okay
20:48I took care of Van Sanderson
20:52But I knocked over this can of red paint
20:55Oh, jeez
20:58So, now what?
21:00Well
21:00Sam
21:01You promised me that no matter what
21:04I could go to Mystic Mountain tonight
21:05And ride the roller coasters
21:07I know, but
21:08And
21:08You always say
21:10You never break a promise
21:12Yeah, but how
21:12Sam
21:14It's all right
21:15We'll take you to Mystic Mountain
21:17Yay
21:21How long till we get there?
21:22Oh, about another half hour
21:24Oh man
21:26I can't wait to ride all those roller coasters
21:27Me either
21:30Uh, Goomer
21:31Looks like a bump in the road up there
21:33I know how to drive
21:42Hello
21:44Are we almost there?
21:48How close are we to Mystic Mountain?
21:52Sam?
21:55Sam?
22:00Sam?
22:05Okay
22:06Everybody ready to go to the magic store?
22:11Can't wait
22:12All set?
22:14All set?
22:24Wee!
22:27Woohoo!
22:30Woohoo!
22:32Woohoo!
22:33Woohoo!
22:33Woohoo!
22:33Woohoo!
22:33Woohoo!
22:34Woohoo!
22:35Woohoo!
22:35You
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