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Bootleg VHS workprint of The Simpsons. Quality is almost unwatchable, unfortunately. Hope you enjoy!
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00:05Oh, man.
00:07Bless the old fucking jo-
00:11Bart, it's hot enough for you!
00:14Oh, shut up, Flanders.
00:16Hey, Dad, how come we can't get a decent movie?
00:19The Flanders-
00:20Just be happy with what you-
00:21Son, don't try to keep up with the Flanderses.
00:25Oh!
00:26How do you like my new wheels, Simpson?
00:28Oh, wow, man. What an RV.
00:32Bart!
00:33Uh, I suppose it has, uh, various features.
00:36Oh, it's everything. Micro dishwasher, big spoon tea, fryer and...
00:40Oh, see up there on the roof?
00:42A sunlight dish!
00:44Yes, doodly-doodly.
00:45But, uh, how can you afford something like this, Ned?
00:47I get your mail. In a while, you make only $20 a week more than I do.
00:51Oh, it's simple, Simpson. Credit!
00:53Ooh, credit.
01:02Mmm. Mmm.
01:05Oh!
01:06Oh!
01:09Thank you, God.
01:10Heh, heh, heh.
01:11May I help you?
01:12Oh, we're just browsing. Thank you.
01:14I'd like to see your finest RV.
01:16Do you have something this better than the land behemoth?
01:18Yes, we do. That would be the ultimate behemoth.
01:21Where is it?
01:22We are standing in its presence.
01:25Behold!
01:26Oh, wow.
01:27Didn't she?
01:28This thing? Is this...
01:29Can you men built this?
01:30It's a vehicle.
01:31Does it have its own satellite dish, sir?
01:33You can tell your son it has its own satellite.
01:37The Star One launched last February.
01:39Just for this thing.
01:40That's all.
01:41Oh, man.
01:42I don't think we can afford this, Homer.
01:43Let's worry about that later.
01:45Come on.
01:45Take a tour of it.
01:46Want to?
01:47Come on.
01:47Come on.
01:51Boy, caramba.
01:52This is better than our house.
01:54Wait, oh.
01:55Nurse gets a load of this.
01:56Oh, seems so expensive.
01:59Oh.
02:00Hey!
02:01How much is it?
02:04You're a man of your convict. You just wanted to ask that and blurted it out, didn't you?
02:08Yeah, how much is it?
02:09Well, first of all, I want you to know I like your face.
02:13You do?
02:14I really do.
02:16I mean, you got color in there? You're not Roman, are you?
02:20No.
02:20You look like a god, sort of.
02:22Why don't we step into the credit office, Zeus?
02:26Hey, your dad's gonna just go in here and work and drive home in this.
02:31Well, I'm not gonna coin the price till I check your credit rating, and let me...
02:35I want to make myself clear on this. This is a formality.
02:38If you're saying to me, Buck, is this guy good for...
02:41Yes. I don't check this machine, but I don't own the place, even though my name's up there.
02:47Long story, but that doesn't matter. I'm gonna have to run through the computer.
02:52Is that a good siren? Am I approved?
02:55You ever known a siren to be good?
02:57No, Mr. Simpson, it's not. It's a bad siren.
03:01That's the computer in case I went telling you to sell the vehicle to this fella, and you're a business.
03:06That's what the siren says.
03:08Seems the ultimate behemoth is a wee bit out of your price range.
03:12And wee bit, me being a liar, you couldn't afford this thing if you lived to be a million.
03:17Don't you have something that isn't out of my price range?
03:26Well, what do you think?
03:30News, doesn't it?
03:31What'd you say?
03:32Uh, is it you?
03:33Mr. Simpson, you never bought your RV.
03:36I don't mean that in a good way. I mean, literally, buddy, this is it for you, you know?
03:40This is a real wagon.
03:41How much do you want for it?
03:43This is yours. A price I'm quoting you.
03:44You're not gonna hand it to someone else, because I'm gonna give you a price.
03:46Not for someone else. Someone else, I'm gonna give you a price to wear it, Bob.
03:49This is you and me.
03:50Yeah!
03:51Another two months to see this vehicle. Your head's at the window.
03:54I'm a winner.
03:54$3.50 a month.
03:55Oh, well, I don't know. Would it be a good if I can share it with my family?
03:59Well, Mr. Simpson, if you don't have to go talk over with those humans out there, then there's something wrong
04:04with all of us.
04:05You look like a man who is able to make a decision, or I wouldn't be wasting a time.
04:08See that man right over there?
04:09Yeah.
04:10He's buying this. Did you know that?
04:11No.
04:12I mean, two minutes before, he said, save the little one. I'm coming down. Here he is.
04:16All right. All right. I'll take it.
04:19Best thing you ever met. You are gonna... You are gonna... This change...
04:30Hey, Lander. Look what I got.
04:34Oh, she's a... Hey, congratulations, Simpson. I'm sure you'll have loads of fun.
04:40Jealous.
04:41You ready?
04:42I hate this.
04:43I want to go.
04:44That's a spirit.
04:46Ready or not, bitch.
04:48We...
04:54What are you doing back there?
04:56What's that odor?
04:58Dad's feet?
04:59Bart.
04:59You win, Bart.
05:00We...
05:00Are we there yet, Dad?
05:02I'll...
05:02When we get there, go back to your smell game.
05:06Oh.
05:09Homer, I'm telling you, this is not the interstate.
05:13Maps.
05:14Should we stop somewhere and out of directions?
05:18Don't worry. This is an all-terrain vehicle.
05:23My feet are wet.
05:25Oh, come on.
05:26We're getting to nature.
05:29Mom, I'm scared.
05:30We all are, dear.
05:31Your father says it's...
05:33What?
05:33Hmm.
05:47What do you think?
05:48Should we stop here?
05:49Yeah!
05:53Well, here we are.
05:56Uh-oh.
06:08Nobody move.
06:09Nobody panic.
06:11When I give the...
06:12Everyone, ever so slowly,
06:14Open your door and slide.
06:17On the count of three.
06:20One.
06:34The Simpsons have entered already.
06:43Well, now we get a chance to be real pioneers.
06:46Yes, sir.
06:47This is a real adventure.
06:49I bet there are people trying to think they have in the world for an adventure.
06:53You mean what we just did?
06:56Well, somebody help her.
06:57Look, Maggie.
06:58Birdies!
07:03What are we going to do?
07:05Now, don't worry.
07:06Your situation isn't as bad as it seems.
07:08And you're forgetting.
07:09I'm an experienced woodsman.
07:11Now, you all stay here for a minute while I'm over this way and try to get my bearings.
07:21What am I going to do?
07:23I've murdered us all!
07:24Murdered us all!
07:26I've murdered us all!
07:27Shut up!
07:28Shut up!
07:29Shut up!
07:30Shut up!
07:31Shut up!
07:33Shut up!
07:36Shut up!
07:36Finished!
07:37You are?
07:38Well, it's a quick job, but it's shatter.
07:41Huh?
07:41Uh-huh.
07:42Okay.
07:43We'll be back with help before you know.
07:44You girls just stay here and relax.
07:47Remember, Dad.
07:48The signal of the big number points to the North Star.
07:51That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class.
07:54We're in the woods.
08:04Should Maggie be going with them, Mom?
08:05Oh, I don't think they'll be gone long.
08:07And she's in good hands, Lisa.
08:14There aren't any dangerous animals in the forest, Dad.
08:17Well, there might be a few, but don't worry about it.
08:20If you leave them alone, they'll leave you alone.
08:22It's a deal.
08:23And remember not to act afraid.
08:25Animals can feel fear, and they don't like it.
08:27Besides, there's nothing to be afraid of.
08:30Right.
08:34Ah! A rattler!
08:35Oh, I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid.
08:36Run, you fool!
08:49Go here, boy.
08:51Back to civilization.
08:52How do you know?
08:53In an experience with men like me, you could feel for these things.
08:56Becomes natural.
08:57Like it's dirt.
09:19The boys certainly are taking time.
09:22I hope Maggie isn't slowing them up too much.
09:24the boys are entering the PUES.
09:35I can't fart...
09:49for the worst men like me, and the cops.
09:51I was trying to pee and stare at it.
10:01Oh, my beautiful son, why couldn't you f***ing me?
10:07I'm full of f***ing heaven and earth, why did this one fall me?
10:13I'm a cow, Dad.
10:17You're alive!
10:21You're not the only one.
10:23What?
10:25Oh, jungle man.
10:28Oh, my goodness.
10:43The first thing you learn about surviving in the woods, boy, conceal your nakedness.
10:48Yeah, man.
10:50Okay, slap a f***ing ass, boy.
10:52Nah.
10:54There.
10:55Oh, that requires a little mollusk and some mollusk for me.
11:00All right, we're ready to hit the town.
11:03But, Dad, I am so hungry.
11:05Can't we eat something first?
11:06I'm starving, man.
11:08Ah, food.
11:09Good thing, son.
11:11This young sapling trick.
11:16What are we going to do, hang ourselves?
11:18No.
11:18This is a trap.
11:20It's going to catch us our dinner.
11:21Come on, boy.
11:23Shh.
11:24Watch.
11:27Ooh.
11:30Ha!
11:31Got him.
11:36Okay.
11:37This time, let's go to the bush over there.
11:41Make a lot of noise and flip another.
11:43Thumbs out.
11:53The ranger at the gate said we should watch out for bears.
11:56Ooh, bears.
11:57Right.
11:58Let me show you the bears.
12:00There are one here.
12:01Uh, hello, bears.
12:03Um, come on, have a go-not.
12:06Oh, what?
12:07Have a go-not.
12:08Oh, right.
12:10You made your point.
12:12Bears.
12:13Bears.
12:42Let's see what's going on here.
12:49I hope Maggie and your boys are all right.
12:52Oh, they're just fine.
12:53After all, we built a fire and we don't know anything about nature.
12:57Imagine what your father and experienced woodsman has done.
13:01Yeah, I suppose so.
13:03Good night, Mom.
13:05Good night, Peter.
13:11Good night.
13:13Good night, Dad.
13:15Good night, son.
13:17Good night, son.
13:38Oh, we'll be there, Dad.
13:40Are we ever going to be there?
13:41Oh, what I know.
13:43Being pointless.
13:44Woo!
13:45Park, look!
13:47Honey.
13:49Honey!
13:50I saved!
13:51Uh, bees?
13:54Bees?
13:55Who is it?
13:57Dang it.
14:00Stop!
14:02Stop!
14:04Stop!
14:05Father!
14:05Father!
14:06What?
14:06Father!
14:07Oh, water!
14:08That away, man.
14:15erra!
14:19How is your mother?
14:21No!
14:22Are you talking, no?
14:24Ah!
14:26Ah!
14:26Help me!
14:27What?
14:27What about myself?
14:28Ra!
14:29Oh, fuck, bro.
14:30Oh, fuck.
14:30Oh, fuck.
14:30What?
14:33Oh, fuck, buradan?
14:35I'm not gonna do this shit, you're out.
14:36I'll try it!
14:37Can't do this shit.
14:37I can't...
14:44I'm going to get a train of radio!
14:46I'm going to get a train of radio!
14:48I'm going to get a train of radio!
15:18It looks as if you have been getting along alright, but it's a darn thing we found you when we
15:23did.
15:24There's something horrible roaming these woods.
15:26There is?
15:30Why? That's my husband!
15:35What does it eat?
15:37I don't understand. What's this all about?
15:39Well, I suppose pork chops are his favorite.
15:46Get those bears out of here. I'm trying to do an interview.
15:49No bears! We're taping all bears off the set!
15:56Just a little further. Just a little further.
15:58Just a little further. Just a little further.
16:10Huh?
16:15Huh?
16:18Huh?
16:18Huh?握lin!
16:19Oh, my little
16:20girl!
16:20I know grizzlies later grizzly dudes
16:43Look it's him
16:45It's bigfoot
16:46Get the gun
16:47Get him
16:48Get him
16:50We got him
16:51We got bigfoot
16:53Darn lucky you weren't here in time to rescue you
16:55What the hell are you talking about sir?
16:58He's getting away
16:59I'm
16:59Got a
17:01Specializer gun ready?
17:11Dad
17:11Oh Dad
17:14Avenge me son
17:16Avenge me
17:16Jess
17:22Last week's cat
17:23Bigfoot turned into the specific poser of the century
17:25A feature was ultimately released
17:27The question remains
17:28Who was Homer?
17:31Was it a man?
17:31Or was it in fact the legendary missing link known as Bigfoot?
17:34Can I have some applesauce?
17:36Can I have some applesauce?
17:45Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished colleagues
17:49After extensive biological and anatomical testing
17:52I regret to announce that the evidence we have is inconclusive
17:58This thing may or may not
18:02That's what he thinks
18:03Say it's none other big in the flesh
18:07Oh no, I disagree
18:07I think it is a man
18:09The eyes that glim
18:10Human intelligence
18:12Glimmering eyes
18:13What about the slowly blank
18:15All the guys that work are gonna have a field
18:17They will
18:18Cheer up, Homer
18:19At least they let you go
18:21This specimen
18:21Fraulein
18:24This much
18:25I believe we can agree on
18:26This specimen is either
18:28Below a human being
18:30Or
18:31A brilliant beast
18:36Oh Homer
18:38My brilliant beast
18:42He says
18:44This specimen
18:47Is
18:55Is
18:56Of
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