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00:00Yeah, boys.
00:01Yeah, boys.
00:02Excuse me.
00:03Can you both move from my spot?
00:05No.
00:05This is my spot.
00:08Oh, thanks, Leon.
00:10So we let Mummy sit with us?
00:12Yeah.
00:12Okay, we love Mummy, right?
00:14Yeah.
00:14Aww.
00:17Every evening in Australia...
00:19What disaster we're going to see tonight.
00:21TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:24Oh, that's nice.
00:25Fun fact that you didn't need to know, but now you know.
00:26But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:29No, I don't care.
00:30Where do they pick these people up from?
00:32Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:36Why is TV coming to...?
00:38No, this is not a real TV show.
00:40Malik, are you enjoying this?
00:42No.
00:43This week, we got out and about at the zoo.
00:46Oh!
00:47Oh!
00:47Oh!
00:48Oh, animals!
00:49Who's who in the zoo?
00:51Explored Sydney's most iconic location...
00:55NCIS Antarctica?
00:57No corner of the world, they will not solve a crime.
01:00NCIS has hit a whole new realm.
01:03And saw a new side to an old face.
01:05Oh, Gordon!
01:06I love Gordon Ramsay.
01:07Now, ever since he didn't respond to me on Instagram,
01:10I've just given him his space.
01:20Adam and Simon are away this week.
01:22But meanwhile, in Brisbane...
01:24Oh, my God, the other day.
01:25A dirty big huntsman ran across my dash as I was driving.
01:29Oh, in the car.
01:30In the car.
01:31No.
01:32Screaming.
01:33I thought I could hear Mariah Carey here the other day.
01:36But that was just you.
01:38Sunday night on 7, we sat down for another episode of...
01:43Australian Idol!
01:45One of your favourite shows, Lee.
01:47Oh, ffff.
01:48For tonight's ep, there's a guest judge.
01:50I'd make a good judge on these shows.
01:52I've got a good eye for things.
01:54No, you've got to have a good ear.
01:55Anyway, joining Amy Shark and Marsha Hines is...
01:58Jessica Malboy.
02:00Yeah, Jessica Malboy!
02:02Malboy!
02:03Oh, I love Jess!
02:05Wait, where's Kyle?
02:06Do we care?
02:08No, we don't.
02:09Oh, sick.
02:10And now we're in top 30 week with the...
02:12Overnight group challenge.
02:13What is this?
02:14Ah, well, it's a challenge where groups rehearse overnight.
02:18Oh, OK.
02:20Rehearsals until the early hours of the morning.
02:222.14am.
02:24Practising in the hotel room,
02:25you would not want to be next door to them.
02:27I don't care.
02:29Shut up!
02:31And the next day, they're ready to perform.
02:33Weeky, weeky.
02:34Here we go.
02:35See what they're like.
02:35Because I don't care
02:37when I'm with my baby, yeah.
02:40Oh, my God, it's beautiful.
02:42Who knows this song?
02:43It's a Justin Bieber song.
02:44Oh.
02:45All the bad things disappear.
02:48I quite like the girl in green.
02:49She's got a really good voice.
02:50And you're making me feel like...
02:52The other chick's just kind of whining at me.
02:53It's annoying.
02:54I feel like I haven't done the dishwasher or something.
02:58Yeah!
02:59That was awesome!
03:01Okay, let's see what the judges think.
03:04You know what?
03:04No Kyle to rip it all apart.
03:06Yay!
03:07You're a great trio.
03:09I'm sorry.
03:10I love Marsha,
03:11but she's got like a Disney princess wig on.
03:13So beautiful.
03:14All right, moving on.
03:15Next group, please.
03:16Next group, please.
03:18Shut up.
03:19Singers Tayo and John
03:21have been paired up with rapper Asha.
03:24Asha.
03:24Asha looks like Ethan, man.
03:26It's definitely a bit nerve-wracking.
03:27He's very cute.
03:28I'm a rapper, so...
03:29Ethan!
03:30That gives me Ethan.
03:31Never smiling,
03:32just always staring awkwardly.
03:34And today,
03:35he and his group
03:36are performing this classic
03:37by The Police.
03:38Every breath you take,
03:40every move you make,
03:44I'll be watching you.
03:45Watching you.
03:47What's this guy doing?
03:48Just repeating everything everyone says?
03:50Watching you.
03:51Yeah, I'll be watching.
03:53I feel like I need a restraining order
03:54from the amount of watching he's doing.
03:56Oh!
03:58See, he's good.
04:00The kid in the cap's a ripper.
04:02What happens when his balls drop, though?
04:07You know what I was just thinking
04:08when I was looking at them?
04:10If there'll ever be another George Michael.
04:12Um, maybe.
04:13But let's hear what the judges think.
04:14Asha, you're on notice.
04:16Notice.
04:17Notice.
04:17Notice.
04:18Possible elimination at the end of the day.
04:20Day.
04:20Day.
04:21Day.
04:21Could be going home.
04:22You need to go home.
04:24All right, that was shit.
04:25Let's move on.
04:26Okay, surely you'll like the final group.
04:29All right, what have we got?
04:30La, la, la.
04:31La, la, la, la, la.
04:33More than I dare to think about.
04:36Oh, my God, they're destroying Kylie.
04:38And ever.
04:41Out of tune.
04:42Jeez, God.
04:43Can't get you out of my head.
04:45Oh, Jessica, my boy, hates it.
04:47Jess, sis, we're feeling ya.
04:49Jess is like, where's that buzzer that they use on the other show
04:51that stops the noise?
04:53Every night.
04:55God.
04:55No, no.
04:56Oh, you've ruined it.
04:57Can't get you out of my head.
05:00God, no.
05:01Bob is all I think about.
05:04Oh, it's horrible.
05:05I'm liking it.
05:06Get you out of my head.
05:08Look, I don't want to be Kyle, but that was shit.
05:10It was one of the worst.
05:12Worst ever.
05:13Group performances I have ever seen.
05:15I thought it was quite good.
05:16Really?
05:17Okay, let's hear from Jess together.
05:18When you are singing.
05:20All right, Jessica, stop.
05:21We know you've got a great voice.
05:22Jess is always going to find an excuse to start singing somewhere.
05:26Can't get you out of my head.
05:29Do you know what I mean?
05:30I love Jessica, my boy.
05:31She's so good.
05:33In actual fact, that was truly a car crash.
05:36To have Marsha rip you a new one, it means you're bad.
05:40She's a nice person.
05:41She's not like us.
05:42And with everyone from the first two groups safe...
05:45You all are through to the next round.
05:46You're going to the next round, Ethan.
05:48That leaves Lydia and Olivia.
05:51Uh, Blondie staying.
05:53I think Redhead will stay.
05:54This really wasn't easy.
05:55Want to make a bet?
05:56Yep.
05:57Ten push-ups?
05:57Yep.
05:58Because you both show so much promise.
06:00Olivia.
06:01Oh!
06:03Unfortunately, your idle journey is over today.
06:06What?
06:06Lydia's safe and we're sending Olivia home?
06:09Come on!
06:10You're just being a sore loser now.
06:14One.
06:17Two.
06:29There must be someone in the area who has a husky.
06:32They always walk their husky, but their husky isn't as good-looking as AC.
06:35Aww.
06:37Huh?
06:38Love you, Liz.
06:39You want to give Daddy a kiss?
06:41No.
06:41Friday night on Nine.
06:43They say...
06:44Aww!
06:44Animals!
06:45Don't ever...
06:46Aww!
06:47...work...
06:47...with babies...
06:49Aww!
06:49How cute is that thing?
06:50Look, would you let the poor lady finish?
06:52Well, sorry.
06:54But what if...
06:55Aww!
06:56Aww!
06:57Aww, look at the wobbly legs.
06:58Oh, forget it.
06:59Here's the titles.
07:01Stronger!
07:02Who's who in the zoo?
07:03I love zoos.
07:05You like anything with animals.
07:07I do.
07:08At the Wildlife Hospital in Dubbo...
07:10Oh, my goodness, we're in Dubbo!
07:12..the team are getting ready for another busy day.
07:15She looks like someone from Dubbo, hey?
07:17Two echidnas, two eastern long-necked turtles.
07:19Like, if you met her and she said,
07:20Oh, I'm from Dubbo, you'd go, Yeah.
07:22OK, enough about the people of Dubbo.
07:24We're here for its animals, starting with...
07:27..some rather large, rather imposing animals.
07:31Righto!
07:32Exactly.
07:33Here at Tarunga, we have black, white and greater one horn rhinos.
07:36How do you tell the difference?
07:37Uh, I think the colour of them.
07:39Despite the names, there isn't really any colour difference
07:42between our black and white rhinos.
07:44OK.
07:45We're all the same, Kevin.
07:46Hey, buddy, come on!
07:47Notice the black ones locked up, though?
07:49I'm sure the white ones would be locked up, too.
07:51Where's the white ones?
07:52Um, they're here.
07:53The white rhino do tend to be a little bit more relaxed than...
07:57Ah!
07:58Well, they would be, wouldn't they?
08:00Next, we meet...
08:01Hello, Tarns. Come on.
08:02Oh, my God! Sea lions!
08:05That's how you walk, Abob.
08:06Good guy.
08:07Slither around the house.
08:08Tarny, an Australian sea lion,
08:10who is about 15 months pregnant,
08:13is having an ultrasound.
08:1515 months, Leanne.
08:17God, I'll complain after eight.
08:18And elephants are pregnant for, like, two years or something.
08:21Mm-mm.
08:21Good to know.
08:24Yeah.
08:24And dogs eat their own shit, too.
08:26Good to know.
08:27So we're looking for the spell now.
08:29What's that?
08:30That's his little nose.
08:31Wait, that's really cute.
08:32What are you looking at?
08:33I'm not sure.
08:34Yeah, we've got eyes.
08:35How can they tell from these images?
08:37Yeah, I don't know.
08:38I think they're just making things up.
08:407.9 centimetre.
08:42And after a few calculations,
08:45the team finally have a date.
08:48Oh!
08:48We're expecting Tarny to pop in around five weeks' time.
08:51Five weeks!
08:52How exciting!
08:53How does seals boink?
08:54How does she get herself into this predicament?
08:56They couldn't really hold on, Will.
08:58No, they couldn't.
08:59And it turns out Tarny isn't the only one with a bun in the oven.
09:03Messi is due to give birth any day now,
09:05and this will be her first cast.
09:07God!
09:07The seals having babies, the rhinos having babies.
09:10Everyone at the zoo's been busy,
09:11bonking, haven't they?
09:12Give them a TV or something to occupy their time.
09:15We've also got our birth plan ready to go.
09:18Birth plan?
09:18Tricking, they're going to do a gender reveal?
09:20And yesterday she had some increased memory development.
09:24Increased what memory development?
09:25Memory.
09:26Oh, she's got big nips, does she?
09:27She could be giving birth soon.
09:29No, we're not going to see an animal give birth.
09:31We're not.
09:31We're not going to see a rhino.
09:32No, we are not.
09:33We are.
09:34We just laid down.
09:35Oh, she's giving birth right now.
09:37Oh, my God!
09:38This is amazing!
09:40No, no.
09:41Oh, it's like she's pushing.
09:42She's pushing, she's pushing, she's pushing.
09:44No, darling, you can do it!
09:45She's doing it by herself!
09:46Come on, babe!
09:48We have a cough today.
09:49Are you serious?
09:50Wait, that was so quick!
09:51That just fell out of her.
09:53She looked like me in the morning after my coffee.
09:56Messy's first-time delivery is perfect.
09:59Oh, it's a little baby!
10:02Congratulations!
10:03Yeah, look, all the cousins have 40 of them come to the hospital.
10:06Yep!
10:06But for one nerve-wracking minute, the cough is barely moving.
10:11Oh, no!
10:13Nooks are dead.
10:15No, that's right.
10:15This is what they do.
10:16It's for TV and stuff.
10:18Wow.
10:19It's wiggling around a little bit now.
10:21Whoa!
10:23They've got the producer in the back there just shaking it.
10:26The producer's from Maths.
10:27And as the overnight CCTV vision turns into day...
10:31Oh!
10:32What a ripper!
10:34Oh, my God!
10:36Is that the cutest thing you've ever seen?
10:38Keeper Hayley needs to be sure Messy is accepting her new cough.
10:43I saw she just standing there.
10:44I don't know who this thing is.
10:45Yeah, well, it's confused.
10:46It's just dropped a little bloody dinosaur out of it.
10:48She looks a little bit nervous, to be honest.
10:51She's like, shit, what do I do with this thing now?
10:53Yeah!
10:53I just never know how it's going to go.
10:55Remember when we were leaving the hospital with Malik,
10:57you're like, I just can't believe they're letting us leave with him.
10:59I haven't even read the manual.
11:01Yeah, and we're leaving with this baby.
11:02That is the rhino right now.
11:04It was you.
11:05That was what Daddy said when he brought you home.
11:09Oh, that was so good.
11:11I love that.
11:13I wonder what's going to happen with the seal.
11:14When is the seal going to have a baby?
11:16I literally must know how seal is made.
11:18Yeah.
11:19That's going to keep me up at night.
11:20Can you Google it?
11:21Seal porn.
11:23You want incognito?
11:24I'm going to go incognito.
11:25Yeah, I'm probably the best.
11:36Coolest thing happened to me today.
11:38I got three months of free car insurance.
11:42So I rang up my car insurer and I was like,
11:43hey man, I just want to pay out my insurance policy,
11:45had some cash.
11:46Looked it up and he goes,
11:47oh, that policy was cancelled three months ago.
11:49You've been driving around for three months without insurance.
11:51And I was like, oh, okay, do I have to catch up?
11:53And he's like, no, no, we'll just start a new one.
11:55So it was double good news.
11:56Didn't have to pay.
11:57Didn't have an accident.
11:58You are lucky, dude.
12:02This week, streaming on 10 was the U.S. version of the cult sensation murder mystery show.
12:09The Traders!
12:11It's my favourite show on TV.
12:13I love American reality shows where they have celebrities because they actually have real
12:17celebrities.
12:18They sure do.
12:19Like...
12:19No one's ready for this.
12:20Lisa Rinna.
12:21The Housewives of Beverly Hills.
12:23Something dangerous is about to go down.
12:26Portia!
12:27Oh, another real housewife?
12:28Portia makes good television.
12:30This game is not built for trust.
12:32That's Candace.
12:33Sorry, was that another housewife?
12:35The real housewives would just want to kill each other.
12:36Well, lucky there's more than just housewives.
12:39You corner a wild animal.
12:40Oh my God, Rob is the sexiest guy.
12:43Oh, goodness gracious.
12:44Oh my God, I am deadly.
12:46Michael Rapoport, I know him at least.
12:48He played in, um, what do you call it?
12:50In, um, Scarface.
12:51He was Al Pacino's lawyer.
12:53Fun fact.
12:54Character actor Michael Rapoport did not play Al Pacino's lawyer in the 1983 crime drama
12:59Scarface.
13:00Players, behold!
13:02Your fate awaits.
13:03Ah!
13:04I love Alan Cumming.
13:05New dawn of terror will begin.
13:08He's perfect for the host.
13:09Are you ready to play?
13:10Woo!
13:11So, what is this show about?
13:13It's basically just a big game of Cluedo.
13:15Hello, hello.
13:16Where the faithful are killed off by a group of three traitors picked out by the host.
13:21Here we go.
13:22The hand of God.
13:23I feel like if I got the trade, I'd be like, oh.
13:27Bang.
13:27Is that Candice?
13:28I feel like I just won Miss United States.
13:32Candice, bloody love ya.
13:35Lisa, of course.
13:37Lisa Rinna's gonna be good, cause she's been in the bold and the beautiful.
13:40I'm a traitor, hallelujah.
13:42And her face doesn't move.
13:43Yeah, she's actually 104 years old.
13:45And the third traitor is...
13:48Oh, the hot one.
13:49Time now for Candice, Lisa and the hot one to meet in secret.
13:53Here we go.
13:54This is the best bit.
13:55This now looks like a scene from Epstein Island.
13:57Few rich Americans doing weird shit.
14:01They're so loud.
14:03You can't be able to hear them from downstairs.
14:06Nah, downstairs, they're too busy listening to the guy who doesn't play Al Pacino's lawyer put his foot in it.
14:11There's five housewives.
14:12So mathematically, at least one of the five is a traitor.
14:17Michael!
14:18Shut up!
14:20Michael is either a terrible faithful or a terrible traitor.
14:24They need to get rid of Michael.
14:26Well, for the first challenge, teams nominate who they hope gets murdered.
14:29And it's Michael's name that ends up on the chopping block.
14:31Shame on you!
14:33Doesn't mean he's murdered.
14:34He's just on the list.
14:36I am absolutely, positively taking it personally.
14:40He is a Matty D.
14:41Imagine how cut Dad would be if he got a coffin in here.
14:45Well, people don't come to my party and stuff like that.
14:48I remember.
14:49Seems like traitor housewife Candice is also holding a grudge for Michael.
14:53Michael was like, who are we going to put the caskets in?
14:56Let's do the housewives.
14:57And I was like, no.
14:58What?
14:59He has to aim for the housewives.
15:01Wow, Candice is just hooding him under the bus.
15:05She's just fabricating a story.
15:07That doesn't sound like a housewife.
15:08We have a slightly more than 10% chance we're going to die tonight.
15:11That sucks, man.
15:12Yeah, it does.
15:12Dude, where did he come from?
15:14The long-haired guy with the glasses.
15:15Um, that's actually Taylor Swift's future mother-in-law, Donna Kelsey.
15:19He looks like the lead singer of Air Supply.
15:21Come on, we're getting sidetracked.
15:23You had a motive.
15:24Like, you knew who you wanted to be murdered.
15:26Me, Michael Rappaport?
15:29No, the other Michael sitting in the back row, mate.
15:31It wasn't the housewives.
15:32That's what they said you said.
15:33No, are we about to have a full confrontation day one?
15:36Oh, my God.
15:37This is like the real housewives dinners.
15:39Oh, my God.
15:40It's about to get really good.
15:42You just told me, I said, let's get a housewife.
15:45Now Candace is going to be caught out for fibbing.
15:47She shot herself in the foot, this traitor.
15:49I was referring to him saying something about housewives yesterday.
15:53You misheard me.
15:54I did not say he said it today.
15:57What?
15:58Oh, it was on camera.
16:00She did say it.
16:01I think Candace, she's going to get into trouble by, like, talking too much.
16:04Traitors should be quiet.
16:06Submarines under the water.
16:07And there's one more twist for Candace, Lisa, and the hot one.
16:10A secret fourth traitor.
16:12What?
16:13There's a fourth.
16:14The secret traitor will not know your identities, nor you theirs.
16:17Ooh.
16:18Each night, they will decide which players are on the shortlist for murder.
16:23Wait, wait, wait, what?
16:24Oh, I love this.
16:25I like this.
16:25I like them changing around.
16:26Yeah.
16:27Should we look at the secret traitor's shortlist?
16:29Pass it to someone else.
16:30I'm not sure Lisa can read.
16:31Well, she's got them big glasses.
16:33Look at this handwriting, though.
16:34That's a man's handwriting.
16:35Who recognises anyone's handwriting?
16:37Oh, no, but you would write with your left hand.
16:39I am left-handed.
16:40Well, you'd write with your right.
16:41Well, no, dude couldn't understand anything then.
16:44Who are these people?
16:46Oh, I've got to watch the rest of this.
16:48I like this.
16:48That is one of the best seasons I've seen yet.
16:50Yeah, I agree.
16:51To have all the housewives.
16:52Yeah.
16:52Hook, line, sinker.
17:07I know what happens when you drink this.
17:11Last time you drank this, I couldn't walk for two weeks.
17:15You're an idiot.
17:17On Paramount Plus, the globe-trotting, crime-solving NCIS crew are back down under for another season.
17:24I love NCIS Sydney.
17:27So, which part of Sydney will they be solving a crime in today?
17:33NCIS Antarctica?
17:35Right.
17:36There's no corner of the world they will not solve a crime.
17:39Is this a real place?
17:41Antarctica is a real place.
17:43I actually found out the other week that people actually can go to Antarctica.
17:47Yeah?
17:48Yes.
17:48Like, people live there.
17:50You can't live there.
17:51Yeah.
17:51Scientists live there.
17:52You can't.
17:52Who are they renting from?
17:53Which igloo?
17:54Well, this group of scientists live there.
17:56I'm sorry, Jan.
17:58I just...
17:58I don't feel great.
17:59And they're preparing to bunker down for six months of darkness as winter approaches.
18:04And something to transport you out of this frozen hellhole.
18:07The Son of Hell Chronicles.
18:10Love that series.
18:12How's the twist?
18:14You think he's the hero.
18:15Turns out he's the killer all along.
18:17Did that guy just spoil six months worth of raiding?
18:21Such a dick.
18:24Oh my God!
18:25What the hell?
18:27What?
18:28Oh!
18:30Oh yeah, he deserved to die for that.
18:32A US Navy climatologist attacked and killed one of her colleagues.
18:35Why are they calling over the Sydney NCIS team to go to Antarctica?
18:40It's a great question.
18:42I think it's probably because they have to take a ship there.
18:45I don't think you...
18:46Take a what?
18:46You can't fly to Antarctica.
18:48I don't have to ship there.
18:49You catch a flight.
18:50If I'm right, I think it's to Africa.
18:52And then you catch a boat.
18:54Africa?
18:56Oh, so you can catch a plane there.
18:58You're not coming in?
18:59Oh no, I'm going to get some shut-eye.
19:00It's Santa Claus.
19:01Santa Claus.
19:02Is Santa American?
19:03No, and Santa would be at the other pole anyway.
19:05This guy is the pilot.
19:07How did Kyle Sanderlens get a role on this show?
19:09Hello?
19:11NCIS?
19:12Everyone's been murdered, I'm tipping.
19:15Oh shit!
19:16Look at all the dead bodies.
19:18Told ya!
19:19But the bodies don't stop there.
19:20I guess this must be where they store the frozen core samples.
19:25Another one bites the dust.
19:28Did I mention I hate the cold?
19:30Oh, and they're crip gags after finding someone dead.
19:33There's a dead person.
19:34Knock, knock.
19:34Who's there?
19:35But is she dead?
19:37It's the woman they found in the freezer.
19:38Nah, they're dead.
19:40Ah!
19:41She's alive!
19:42What?
19:43I had nowhere to hide, so I got into the cryo fridge.
19:46Shut up!
19:47She's like frozen in there.
19:49Now she's alive and talking like she's fine.
19:51I'm going to search up, can you be frozen alive and then come back alive?
19:55And then your body temperature dropped rapidly and...
19:58It's fully not possible.
19:59In fact, you need to Google that it's concerning.
20:01How do you explain all this?
20:03So one woman did all this?
20:05How could one woman get them all at the same time?
20:08You mean this woman?
20:10Oh!
20:11There he is!
20:11There's our murderer!
20:12And now that she's become furniture...
20:15Our missing doctor, as requested.
20:17She's become less of a suspect.
20:19Yeah, who did the rest?
20:20How did they all just drop dead?
20:22You thinking multiple aggressors?
20:24That's what it looks like.
20:25Maybe they all just went mad.
20:27And they all killed each other.
20:29They just got this off the CCTV.
20:30Yeah, I bet you everyone killed each other.
20:32Wild psychotagogy.
20:34Oh, it looks like they just all started killing each other.
20:36I said that!
20:37You didn't say that.
20:38That's what she said.
20:39No, she didn't.
20:40What kind of pathogen turns people homicidal?
20:43Rabies.
20:43Okay, so this is sort of a bit like a zombie thing.
20:46What do you know about zombie viruses?
20:48Ah, just the basics.
20:48Yeah, there we go.
20:49I told you.
20:50What the hell?
20:51NCIS is at a new level.
20:52We're talking zombies.
20:54In Antarctica.
20:55Yes, there's a few unique plot twists in this one.
20:57After the investigators discover a Belarusian hiding in the room...
21:04I shouldn't try to help them.
21:05They figure out that he's the one that's poisoned all the other scientists
21:09with some kind of ancient zombified mind control rabies
21:12that he found in the permafrost.
21:13Anyone think this is the weirdest NCIS show ever?
21:17But don't worry, they managed to shoot him, get to the plane
21:20and forget that there ever was a zombie rabies outbreak.
21:24I'd take a week in Doran right about now.
21:26Why do I have a feeling that the pilot is going to go crazy
21:29halfway through this flight?
21:31Scooter?
21:31I don't feel so good.
21:33Did I tell you or what?
21:35Oh, Santa down!
21:38Oh, my God!
21:39It's a zombie!
21:41Now we've got Carl Sander lands on a bender.
21:45Me, me, me, me, me.
21:49Suddenly we know how to fly a plane.
21:51Suddenly she knows how to fly an aeroplane.
21:54It can't be that hard.
21:55Just press on the brakes.
22:01We're all good now.
22:02We're good.
22:03Yeah.
22:04All under control now.
22:05Who's going to land the plane just quietly?
22:09Oh.
22:10What the...
22:10Oh!
22:12NCIS...
22:12Oh, my God.
22:13...has hit a whole new realm.
22:15This show is so unrealistic, but I'm here for it.
22:17I'm not here for it at all.
22:19Oh, no!
22:29In Melbourne, Tim's got a duck.
22:32Who's a little piggy?
22:33Oh, yes, get it all in you.
22:35Oh, yes.
22:36Aw.
22:36Are you sure you're not fattening her up?
22:42Service, please.
22:43This week on Netflix, we sampled the new series about the one and only...
22:47Chef Gordon Ramsay!
22:50Gordon!
22:52I love Gordon Ramsay.
22:53Let's go.
22:54Come on.
22:54He would be the most famous chef in the world.
22:58He's cooking royalty.
22:59I love Gordon Ramsay, but, man, I'd never want him near me.
23:01He scares the shiz out of me.
23:03Yeah, same.
23:03But this series shows another side of the infamous swearing chef.
23:09Being Gordon Ramsay.
23:10Oh, I like this.
23:11Jad, are you aware that Gordon has branched off into yet another series?
23:15No, ever since he didn't respond to me on Instagram, I've just given him his space.
23:19Well, he's been a little busy as he takes on the challenge of...
23:23The most ambitious project I've ever opened in my entire life.
23:27What's that?
23:28I'm opening five independent businesses under one roof.
23:32Wow.
23:33He's doing the whole kick-caboodle.
23:35A unique dining experience.
23:37That's what I want, a unique dining experience.
23:39Oh, for you.
23:39That'd be a unique dining experience.
23:41Yeah, gastro.
23:41Budget is 20 million pounds.
23:45Oh, my God.
23:46Wow!
23:4720 million pounds?
23:48What are they doing in there?
23:49Gold floor?
23:50Doesn't have Lebanese tradies.
23:51That's the problem.
23:52There is so much riding on this, financially.
23:55You're sticking in massive gambling.
23:56And that's just showing off.
23:57Oh, yeah.
23:58Real white people, eh?
23:59I just want to conquer everything.
24:01Yeah.
24:01Yeah.
24:01I'm 57.
24:03Sort of one of my final stakes in the ground.
24:05Something that I'm going to be best remembered for.
24:07No, he is going to be remembered for Idiot Sandwich.
24:10What are you?
24:11An idiot sandwich?
24:13Look down there.
24:14Look how small everything looks.
24:16Oh, wow.
24:17That is quite the view.
24:18It's giving centre point.
24:19Does it rotate?
24:20Helping him in this new stage of his career is his wife, Tana.
24:2330 years since we got together.
24:25Oh, wow.
24:26She's been with him for 30 years.
24:28I can't do one person for 30 days.
24:29Boring.
24:30Next.
24:30The first time I met Tana, she brought a level of excitement.
24:34I'd like to know what she thought when she met you.
24:35I thought he was really arrogant.
24:37I didn't like him.
24:38Oh, there you go.
24:39This is actually similar to me and Dad, but without the high-profile stuff.
24:43But then, yeah, we ended up chatting.
24:45He said he liked me.
24:47The first time meeting you.
24:48Yeah.
24:48That's really creepy.
24:50I know.
24:51I guess I must have fancied him.
24:52Two weeks after he met me, he told me he loved me.
24:55I'm like, really?
24:58Red flag.
24:59As well as growing his food empire, the show also shows us Gordon, the family man.
25:04But when we're home, it's always a really happy time.
25:08Oh, he's got such a beautiful family.
25:10We've got six kids.
25:11Six kids.
25:13Jesus, have you heard of the pill?
25:15Being with them gives you an incredible uplift.
25:19He's got bloody toddlers as well.
25:20How old is he, though?
25:21Too old.
25:22The older the bull.
25:23Harder the horn.
25:24And one of those kids is Tilly, who's an aspiring chef and needs a uniform.
25:29Let's go, girl.
25:29But before they can do that...
25:31Did he just get rear-ended?
25:33No, he just reversed into something.
25:34Brought up his Tijuana.
25:36Oh, shit.
25:37He can cook, but he can't drive.
25:39Oh, my God.
25:39Imagine having an accident with Gordon Ramsay.
25:41Can I give you my details?
25:42Sorry.
25:43I would have his number.
25:44I would have his address.
25:45I'd be, like, pretending to call him every week about the car.
25:47He'd definitely get a new number the next week.
25:50So, here for some chef jackets, please.
25:52They've got to be white.
25:53Why do chefs wear white?
25:54The colour that you can see most of the food dirt on.
25:57Well, it's actually because of...
25:58I'm going to Google it.
25:59Oh, fine.
26:00The little button that gets done up in there.
26:02Cleanliness and general warn white, clean and safe would want you to eat high, visible
26:07head chefs, yeah, visibility.
26:09Uh, sure.
26:11Anyway, with the uniform sorted, it's back to his Ā£20 million multi-restaurant project.
26:16I've got a feeling that we couldn't even afford an entree at this place.
26:19If we shared an entree, our card would still decline.
26:21Yeah, okay.
26:22And to build buzz before the restaurant launches, Gordon has a plan.
26:25Tonight, I'm going to fill the top floor with 100 of the most powerful influencers.
26:30Oh, so he's doing an influencer night.
26:31Dude, we could afford an influencer's night.
26:33I don't think they're paying.
26:34Very good idea.
26:35Showing them before and getting them on that journey with him.
26:38The event's being set on the rooftop, although the construction isn't yet finished.
26:42We'll be working directly on the roof.
26:44Ideally, we don't want rain.
26:45Oh, the party's supposed to be outside and they haven't put the roof on.
26:48Why didn't they have cover?
26:50They're still building it.
26:51He's the London boy.
26:52He should know better.
26:53The roof's not on yet.
26:55And that's where the party is.
26:56What a disaster.
26:57Is this just a show about people making stupid decisions?
27:01I want to watch more of that.
27:02I want to watch more of it.
27:04I'm in.
27:04I'm hooked.
27:06I genuinely love him.
27:07I'm going to watch this whole thing.
27:08I'm going to sleep on your couch.
27:09Where is your wife?
27:10Please, please.
27:11Because it's already on.
27:12I've got momentum.
27:13But just go home and finish it.
27:27Any secrets to share from the hens night?
27:30Mum was dancing with guys.
27:31A guy asked mum back to the room.
27:33No.
27:34Yes.
27:34And a young guy.
27:35You didn't tell me about this.
27:37What happens at the hens?
27:38Stares at the hens.
27:40On the ABC, a familiar face has returned with a new documentary series.
27:45Come on command.
27:47Remember this guy?
27:48Yeah, Todd.
27:49Todd Sampson.
27:50He hasn't been on TV for a long time, Todd.
27:52Why?
27:53Why not?
27:54Oh, you're saying the name of the show.
27:56It's called Todd Sampson's Why.
27:58What?
27:58Why.
27:59Who?
27:59Why.
28:00Oh.
28:00Why?
28:01Why?
28:01Bingo.
28:02But what, where and who are valid questions.
28:04I think he's following people out and trying to unpack the motivations for their behaviour.
28:08Why they do particular things.
28:10And this week, he's following people who are worried about the end of the world.
28:14Yeah, but why?
28:15What are you prepping from or for?
28:17Like, what are you worried about?
28:19Well, chemical, biological, nuclear and radiological warfare.
28:22Tell me this is a show about preppers.
28:26Yes!
28:27Tell me!
28:28Shut up!
28:29You shouldn't be allowed to watch these shows, Sarah.
28:31This is going to send you back.
28:33There's always going to be war.
28:35I'm a prepper!
28:37Yes!
28:38Preppers are kooky, man.
28:40Oh, it's going to send me back so badly.
28:42They kind of scare me.
28:44Yes!
28:46I know what we need, Milo.
28:48Dude, if we're watching this, I'm ready.
28:52Maria and Phil are modern day preppers.
28:54The concept of societal unrest is very real.
28:57So their whole lives are just ruined thinking that the world...
28:59About the end of the world, doomsday.
29:00That's ridiculous.
29:02You're depressed.
29:03It could be a cyber attack on a grid.
29:05It could be zombie apocalypse.
29:06It could be a solar flare.
29:08You can have, like...
29:09Oh, my God.
29:09The whole of society can, like, shut down.
29:12Nuclear wars.
29:13What are you doing, drinking my beer?
29:14Because I'm watching crap, Keith.
29:16I need alcohol.
29:17The head of this commune, or MAG as they call it,
29:21are couple Maria and Phil.
29:22Nathan is the youngest member of the MAG.
29:25He's also their grandson.
29:26Usually one of the couples is a prepper
29:29and then they drag the other one along for the ride.
29:31You're the only reason we don't have, like, a whole stash
29:35hidden and dug somewhere under the ground.
29:38This is a get-home bag.
29:40Like, if it was up to me, we would have bug-out bags.
29:43Or a bug-out bag.
29:44It's designed for our area.
29:45We would have, like, a stash.
29:47We would have food supply.
29:48You mean like this?
29:49Wow.
29:50There's your container.
29:51You know, but I wanted mine buried.
29:54I thought about everything, Judd.
29:55So how much is in here?
29:56Just over 6,000 pounds.
29:58Beans for protein.
29:59Black beans, white beans, brown beans.
30:02They'll be shitting for days.
30:04Q-tips and things that you use every day, toothbrushes.
30:06What would be one tin item that you would want to have
30:09in your doomsday supply?
30:11Lube.
30:12Lube?
30:13Why?
30:14In case the zombies try and jump you.
30:18AR-10, 308.
30:20What?
30:21What's that going to do?
30:22Shoot the sky.
30:23The nuclear thing.
30:24It's an AR-15 pistol.
30:25Why?
30:26Why did they have to go so Rambo?
30:28Why are they so obsessed about the killing?
30:29Like, seriously.
30:30Why?
30:31Why is what Todd's here to find out, remember?
30:33So what would this typically be used for?
30:36Stopping bad guys.
30:37What bad guys, bro?
30:38You live in the middle of nowhere.
30:41Moving!
30:42This is what happens when you decide to homeschool your children.
30:45Who?
30:45Who?
30:46Who are they training for?
30:47Matt, what is the point of being a prepper if you're not prepared?
30:50They're preparing.
30:52For what?
30:53Who?
30:53Why?
30:54As preppers, they practice prepping for everything.
30:57For example, what to do if unexpected guests rock up at the end of the world.
31:02Maria and her mag are ready for the defence drill.
31:04There's going to be an unknown vehicle coming up the road,
31:07and we're going to react to it.
31:08Oh my God!
31:10It's amazing that, like, the type of people that do this are always, like, the overweight.
31:14Hey, that's not fair.
31:15Some of them are old.
31:17We're going to...
31:18No, take it seriously.
31:20This looks like one bad dad's army.
31:22Where are you guys coming from?
31:23The city.
31:24The city?
31:24The virus has gotten out.
31:25The zombie apocalypse is really bad.
31:29God.
31:31You slowly step out of the vehicle.
31:33They're full role-playing.
31:34Baby eagle, stand down.
31:38Scott, the sniper.
31:39Sniper?
31:40Can't stand down, because he can't stand up.
31:45It's wrong.
31:46He's sinking in the mud.
31:47He doesn't have enough to get up.
31:49This is so good.
31:51They didn't prep for this, did they?
31:52He just needs help getting up.
31:55I keep sinking.
31:56They didn't prep for him getting stuck in the chair.
31:59There you go.
31:59He was blindsided by that mud.
32:03And now, it's finally time to answer the question.
32:06Why?
32:07Why?
32:07Why?
32:08You wonder why.
32:10You really want to know?
32:10Yeah.
32:11Yes.
32:11If you don't prepare, you stand to lose your family.
32:16I started to spiral into prepper mode when I had Malik.
32:20That gives someone something to live for.
32:23I would be welcomed, because I would say, I want to protect my family.
32:29These people would not welcome you.
32:31They've probably got some Lebanese people in their basement in a cage.
32:46Oh, my goodness.
32:48You made that petite.
32:49I did make these.
32:50The vodka brought to you by the young man at the bottle shop who asked for my ID today.
32:54Oh, cheers to that.
32:56I'm still young.
32:57What a day for you.
32:58I know.
32:59This week on Netflix, we caught one of the last episodes of a classic makeover series.
33:04It's Queer Eye.
33:06Yes.
33:07I love this show.
33:09I can't believe it's coming to an end after 10 years, though.
33:12So, what's the purpose of this show?
33:14Can someone explain it to me?
33:15Each episode, the Fab Five visit people in need of a lifestyle makeover to help improve
33:20their homes, their look, and their lives.
33:23Because it's the last season, I think they, like, turned straight at the end or something.
33:26Real plot twist.
33:27And one of their final house calls is to help single mum Kate.
33:31Wait, they're doing women now?
33:32It's not for the straight guy.
33:33They do both.
33:34Hi, we're queer.
33:36That's going to be how I enter every house from now on.
33:39Kate's just adorable.
33:40I see a loving mother.
33:41I see a top knot that's begging to be Julia Roberts.
33:44I just feel like this is a gay man's dream to come and fix a straight woman's life.
33:48Oh, yes.
33:49Kate is 43.
33:51She is a firefighter and a single mum of twins, honey.
33:54Fiery and a single mum?
33:56Yeah.
33:56Wow.
33:56That'd be stressful.
33:57You think that's stressful?
33:59Just after she separated from her husband...
34:01The house burned down.
34:03Oh my God, the house burned down and she's fiery.
34:07I lost everything.
34:08That's tough.
34:09And then my dad died.
34:10And she lost her dad.
34:11Poor girl.
34:12House fire.
34:14Divorce.
34:14Death of the father.
34:16What more?
34:16And my cat died in the house fire.
34:18Oh, cross near the cat door in the house fire.
34:20This is like the worst story ever.
34:23It's starting to make sense why you seem quite guarded to lean into joy.
34:27Oh, Kate, you've been through a little bit of it, haven't you, doll?
34:30Stop making this woman cry, for God's sake.
34:33She deserves a helping hand.
34:35Where are all your clothes?
34:36It's in here.
34:37Who's he?
34:38He!
34:39It's one of the sentimental things from my uncle.
34:42Oh my gosh, that is so cute.
34:43It's not.
34:44I'm going to have nightmares tonight looking at that.
34:45I just don't understand how a creepy doll is one of the only few things to survive the fire.
34:51That doll's the one who lit their house on fire.
34:53Took the cat out, took the house out, and probably slept with the ex-husband.
34:56And Kate's horror show doesn't end there.
34:59I don't like dressing up, and it makes me really uncomfortable.
35:01If materials touch my skin, I start sweating.
35:04That's me.
35:06I am a sweat waterfall.
35:08Well, Kate's a sweat waterfall with a hair problem.
35:11Humidity in this stupid swamp town.
35:12I'm going to teach you how to embrace this humidity, and we can embrace those waves, and actually...
35:17For 40 years, I haven't.
35:18We need to cut our hair.
35:19You can fix most things with a good haircut and hair wash.
35:21Oh, that's so true.
35:22Here we go.
35:23It's salon time.
35:24But first...
35:25We're going to Botox these armpits, honey.
35:27Sorry.
35:28Wait, what?
35:28If you get Botox on your armpits, it can make your armpits not sweat so much.
35:32Oh, so this is a thing, is it?
35:33Yeah, toxicity.
35:34Eat brass.
35:36Can I tell you a little poke?
35:37Oh, that would hurt so much!
35:40Can you get it in butt cheeks, because I have a sweaty crack.
35:43It's then time to reveal Kate's new do.
35:45Three, two, one.
35:49Here she is.
35:50Holy moly.
35:51Oh, is that done?
35:52Look at that, girls.
35:53I love it!
35:54Yeah, she looks great.
35:56Kate is loving these girls.
35:57He's just given her his haircut.
36:00Mission accomplished, honey.
36:01And while Kate finishes her makeover, her house is getting one too.
36:05Let's see your house, please.
36:06Show time, baby.
36:11Oh, my gosh!
36:13Where's Andrew Winter?
36:14It looks like it's someone's fancy's house.
36:16So nice!
36:18There's a lot of wood, mate, and a lot of candles.
36:23I hate white-coloured couches and things, because they're just so easy to get dirty.
36:27Especially if you've got kids and dolls.
36:29Yeah.
36:29Well, she doesn't have a cat anymore.
36:31Yeah, true.
36:32But she does have a new wardrobe.
36:33The doll's still there.
36:35And it's smiling.
36:36Let's put you in your first look, and we're going to surprise them.
36:39Okay.
36:39This is one of my favourite parts.
36:41Ready for the catwalk?
36:41Come show us.
36:44Oh!
36:46Give us a full body shot!
36:48Wow!
36:49She looks great.
36:51Jackie, props to you.
36:52The hair's gorgeous.
36:52Thank you so much.
36:53I think without the hair, we couldn't do this.
36:57Until we fixed that ruddy hair, we couldn't have done any of this.
37:01How do you feel?
37:02I feel like I'm in a TV show with the house and the clothes and...
37:05Well, she is on a TV show.
37:07Awake!
37:09Bye, honey.
37:10Thank you so much.
37:11Come on, ladies!
37:13I've done well.
37:13On to the next, loser.
37:15Lady!
37:17It's a really, really make-me-feel-good show.
37:20I don't think I've watched one episode that I don't like.
37:22I can't believe it took me ten seasons to watch it.
37:37Have you ever tried to break up with your PT?
37:39I have, yeah.
37:40It is the hardest breakup I've ever gone through.
37:43I'll show you the message, I'll go like,
37:44it's me, not you.
37:45I've got no time, my schedule's crazy.
37:48And so you're still with him?
37:49Still with him.
37:50He wouldn't let me go.
37:51On Monday night, SBS hit the road with an old mate.
37:55Hi, Ernie.
37:56God, I haven't seen Ernie for a while.
37:58Ernie Dingo has been running great outdoor shows for, like, 50 years.
38:03He's like our David Attenborough, almost.
38:05Like, he's going to be around forever.
38:06Yes, I think you're right.
38:09Going places of Ernie Dingo.
38:11Where's Ernie going today?
38:13Karajini, Western Australia's second largest national park.
38:17Where's that?
38:18Where people usually go to bury dead bodies.
38:20Okay, fantastic.
38:21Today, I'll be catching up with local hiking guide, Lindsay Morrison.
38:26Where are we going, Lindsay girl?
38:27Love of white woman showing us around.
38:29There wasn't any traditional owners there somewhere?
38:31This is potentially one of the oldest places on Earth.
38:34These gorges formed about 2.5 billion years ago.
38:37So Australia's an old country then?
38:39The world is old, Jad.
38:40Australia would have been connected to the rest of the, like, Europe and stuff back then.
38:44Really?
38:44The world was one land mass.
38:46Shut up.
38:47And the tectonic plates underneath, as it moved, countries appeared.
38:51We can't replace his year 11 and 12 education right in the next five minutes.
38:56Let's just watch.
38:56I don't want to know this.
38:57Because you went to an all-Lebanese school.
38:59They only taught you about Jesus.
39:01Yeah.
39:03Amazing.
39:04Wow, that's beautiful.
39:06Who needs to go to the Grand Canyon when you've got that at home?
39:08Mate, that is nice.
39:10Jarrod, it's almost as big as your Grand Canyon.
39:12Almost.
39:13I think I still hold the record.
39:15In the wet season, you get a whole lot of water come through.
39:18All right, all right.
39:19Let's just move on to another familiar face.
39:21Oh, Brooke!
39:23She was the first bi-bachelorette, right?
39:24Yes.
39:25Oh!
39:25Jenna Pickering is a local portrait artist
39:28whose meticulous paintings on unconventional canvases
39:31has caught the attention of some well-known people.
39:35Wow.
39:36Such amazing dick.
39:37Oh.
39:37I definitely recognise this guy.
39:39That's a famous actor, right?
39:41Meet the Farkas.
39:42No.
39:42Yes!
39:43This one's Phil Collins.
39:45Phil Collins?
39:45I thought that was Putin.
39:46This is a self-portrait, so I've done it on a used palette.
39:49Yep, that's how my mind looks.
39:51Crazy.
39:51Is this a self-portrait?
39:53Wow.
39:53It is a self-portrait.
39:54I thought it was the back of it.
39:56That's gorgeous.
39:57I should have one of those as a self-portrait,
39:59but either side of the hole, I'll have my leg.
40:01How long does it take to do a piece as big as this?
40:05I'd say anywhere from 150 to 200 hours.
40:07150 hours, that's six months.
40:10I'm going to put my name in the ring, you know?
40:13You should.
40:14A lot of male energy, and I'm like,
40:16maybe you need a female to just, you know, like, change it up.
40:19Are they flirting?
40:19Look at how Brooke's looking at her.
40:21She just had elevator eyes.
40:22What did she do?
40:22She went down, up, back down.
40:23How do you find what you're going to use next?
40:26I mean, canvases are everywhere.
40:28Where's your next canvas, actually, while I'm here?
40:30I mean, we could always go try and find one today.
40:33Dude, they're not just going to find a canvas.
40:35They're going on a date.
40:36Are we ready to find some treasures?
40:38What's Brooke wearing?
40:40The cowgirl boots.
40:41You can tell she's from the city.
40:42What about this, Jenna?
40:44I'll just pick up anything that a snake could be living in.
40:49That looks good.
40:50That's got his injection written all over it.
40:52All right, let's go.
40:53What do you think they're going to paint?
40:55Each other.
40:56It's so funny because in day-to-day life, I move a lot.
40:59My gosh, dating montage.
41:01They're definitely going to hook up.
41:03But when it comes to painting, I have all the patience in the world.
41:06We are watching their love story unfold in front of us.
41:08They're bisexuals.
41:09It'll last two minutes and I'll move on,
41:10but they will buy a cat and a house together first.
41:12And I'm looking forward to coming back
41:13and actually seeing the finished product.
41:15So I guess I'll see you again soon.
41:17We're going to see each other soon.
41:18Ah!
41:20We've got a second date.
41:21Yay!
41:21But before that, Ernie's off to check out some local First Nations art.
41:26What is that, a skateboard?
41:27Oh, it's a shield.
41:29Yeah, it's taking good shape now.
41:30Got a lovely shape.
41:31Oh, wow.
41:32Look at that.
41:33Must take ages just to get it down to the size.
41:35What a good experience for him to be doing this with other countrymen.
41:38Yeah.
41:39After doing all this work, I reckon, makes you very hungry.
41:41Oh, very hungry.
41:42Snitties.
41:43I think we better get some kangaroo tails.
41:46Oh.
41:46Kangaroo tails.
41:47Wait, what?
41:49Oh, yum.
41:50Come on, people.
41:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:58Oh, that would be so yummy.
42:01Oh.
42:02It might be all right.
42:03Bit of Harold Holt on top.
42:04I'd be spewing.
42:05I'd be starving.
42:06I'd say, look, I'm not hanging around with you blokes.
42:07I'm going to McDonald's.
42:08I love bush tucker.
42:10I'm sorry, but I don't put anything in my mouth unless I know where it's come from.
42:14Not saying a word.
42:15Yep, and I can see where your mind's going, too.
42:17Not saying a word.
42:18Mm.
42:19Bit of salt on it.
42:22Bit of tomato sauce.
42:24Shut up.
42:37My missile has this weird thing that I'm not allowed the good pillowcases.
42:42Are you a sweater?
42:43Yes.
42:44That's why.
42:45When I get this, like, dodgy one that's all mouldy and gross, every time I walk in, it
42:49just looks like a peasant's lying in my spot.
42:52A peasant has been lying in your spot.
42:55Who loves the wind?
42:56This week on Stan, we watched a new Aussie dramedy series.
43:00Crocodile.
43:02Golf ball.
43:03Oh, what the hell?
43:04Oh.
43:05What?
43:09Sunny Nights?
43:10Can someone succinctly tell me what the hell Sunny Nights is about?
43:13Oh, sorry.
43:14Adam and Simon are away this week.
43:16Ha!
43:16So let me help you out.
43:17Look, I know what you're thinking, and yes, I do work out.
43:21The show is about a brother and sister from America who've come to Sydney to market their
43:25struggling spray tan business.
43:27Why does everyone go to Sydney?
43:29Man, that business would pop off on the Gold Coast.
43:31But they're in Sydney, and staying here.
43:33Nates are on Expedia.
43:35Yeah.
43:37I love a good dodgy motel.
43:39I feel like the dodgy of the hotel, the dodgy things you can do.
43:43Yeah.
43:43I've never stayed in one longer than six hours.
43:46And it's not long before our fake tan entrepreneurs are drumming up business.
43:51What do you have that'll make us look wealthy and successful?
43:56Oh, how much?
43:58$7.50.
43:58We'll take it.
43:59That's crazy.
44:00Who buys that bloody $750 bottle of wine?
44:03We can't afford that.
44:04I don't think I've ever gone over $15.
44:07Looks like you two are doing well.
44:09Does she only approach him because he bought the most expensive bottle of alcohol there?
44:13Um, yeah.
44:14And that leads to...
44:15Oh!
44:16Hey!
44:17Get my binoculars.
44:19That's a weird toy to bring to the bedroom.
44:22Are they spray tanning each other during sex?
44:24That's weird.
44:27Oh my God!
44:28What the actual hell?
44:30As if that would be happening.
44:31It's good.
44:32No!
44:33It's going to be blotchy.
44:34So basically those cheats are ruined.
44:36Looks that way.
44:37Such a peasant pillow.
44:40But the next day, press play.
44:43Oh!
44:43She's got it on film!
44:46She's blackmailing him!
44:47Everything's going to be fine.
44:48You just got to do what he says, okay?
44:49He's in quicksand!
44:51It's going to be $10,000.
44:52Dollars?
44:53He doesn't have $10,000.
44:54He hasn't even sold one can of his tan.
44:57We're going to throw this up on the interwebs.
45:00I'd be like, go on, put it on there.
45:02Tag my only fans.
45:03Let's both make some money on this.
45:05Even your Chris can have a look, see, aren't you?
45:07It feels good.
45:07I don't actually mind you posting it.
45:09Yeah!
45:09It worked for Kim Kardashian.
45:11It might not be the worst thing to happen to a budding entrepreneur.
45:15I'm being blackmailed.
45:17Oh, Jesus!
45:19And our inventory is exploding.
45:21This is just turning from bad to worse.
45:24It's just the heat.
45:25Welcome to Australia.
45:26It's always going to be hot.
45:27And that's not going to stop their blackmailers.
45:30Come on in.
45:30Show time.
45:32Where's the sex tape?
45:32Money first.
45:34Then I press delete.
45:35I don't think so.
45:36Yeah!
45:37She's got a piece!
45:38You sure about this?
45:39Yeah, I'm American.
45:40Of course I'm sure about this.
45:43Surprise.
45:44Oh!
45:45Give me a gun.
45:46Don't give him the gun.
45:47Oh!
45:48That's all the leverage you had.
45:49I'll write you a check.
45:51I'll write you a check.
45:51We don't really do checks here, Martin.
45:53Come on!
45:54Yeah!
45:55Come on!
45:56Whoa!
45:57She killed him!
45:58Okay, well now we need to get rid of her body.
46:00Cut all the limbs off.
46:01Pop a bit in a blender.
46:02Feed the bones to the dog.
46:03Well, you could do that.
46:05Or just call this guy.
46:06Oh!
46:07It's Willie Mason!
46:08He's an ex-rugby league superstar.
46:10I'm thinking you guys are...
46:11It's so random!
46:13Who knew he was acting these days?
46:15And then he discovers...
46:16You know how she is?
46:17Tribal gang.
46:18We need big bag.
46:19If you ever need some heavy lifting, Big Willie's here to help you.
46:23I've got the dead guy in the promo costume.
46:26Pop the boot.
46:28Could they have parked the car closer?
46:30You would have put the reverse up, wouldn't you?
46:32Open up the back and just put the body straight in.
46:35And he's taking them here.
46:37Oh!
46:38Feed them to the Crocs!
46:39There are no crocodiles in Sydney!
46:43Oh, they're leaving clues everywhere.
46:45Oh!
46:46Oh!
46:46Oh!
46:47Oh!
46:49They just let all the crocodiles escape now.
46:51I would be in that car going.
46:53Run!
46:54So this is how the croc got on the golf course and there's tan!
46:58And it eats one of the cans and that's what makes it...
47:01Oh!
47:02Oh, it ate the can!
47:05Welcome to the show.
47:06And when the authorities find the croc...
47:09Oh!
47:10Jesus!
47:11Are you telling me a crocodile's eaten that body and it's clean cut off that hand?
47:15And it's just the tattoo hand that they've found.
47:19Why are you still holding the hand?
47:23That is so ridiculous.
47:25Super far-fetched, but great.
47:27What a stupid ending.
47:28Can we watch on?
47:30Oh, wow.
47:30Yeah!
47:31Yeah!
47:34Next time!
47:34See you,
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