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00:00You're not going to believe what happened to me yesterday.
00:02I went to get a coffee and there's a new girl working there.
00:05And she says to me softly, are you a senior citizen?
00:09I said, excuse me?
00:10And she goes, are you a senior citizen?
00:12And I said, why, do I look like one?
00:14I got upset.
00:16Anyway, I ended up getting a discount, my senior citizen's discount.
00:21Every evening in Australia...
00:23This is what I want to see.
00:24It keeps going, this show, it's surprising everyone.
00:26TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:29Really? Police.
00:30That's BS.
00:31But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:34No. What?
00:35I feel like we're at a zoo and all the animals can talk.
00:38Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:42I hate this show.
00:43Oh, I loved it.
00:44Hits!
00:45Oh, my.
00:46This is the weirdest show I've ever seen in my life.
00:49This week, we welcomed back a returning favourite.
00:52Oh, Survivor!
00:53And said hello to a new host.
00:55We've got the golden god, David Gennett.
00:58We also said goodbye to the jungle.
01:00I don't want it to end!
01:02Wait, are we crowning?
01:03Gary!
01:04Gary, Gary, Gary!
01:05And as the Winter Olympics wrapped, we took a trip down memory lane.
01:09Cool running!
01:11This is one of my favourite movies.
01:14Oh, I'm getting all teary.
01:23I lost a tooth.
01:25You lost a tooth?
01:27Yeah!
01:27Oh, no. Look at that gap.
01:29He's lost a few.
01:30Three.
01:31Another one?
01:31Oh, my God.
01:32The kids ready?
01:33He's making a lot of money.
01:34Make sure you don't declare it, huh?
01:35Mm-hmm.
01:36Cash only.
01:37Straight under the mattress.
01:38Mm-hmm.
01:39On Monday night...
01:40Oh!
01:42Are we doing it?
01:43Ooh!
01:44Hell at the moon, brother!
01:46We're back.
01:46Oh, Survivor!
01:48Yep.
01:49Survivor is back.
01:50And this season, it's called...
01:52Redemption!
01:54So, I think these are all previous players, or am I wrong?
01:57Well, you're half wrong.
01:58Only a few have been on the show before.
02:00This is Harry.
02:01He's a returning player.
02:02Dirty Harry.
02:03Do you remember him?
02:03Dirty Harry!
02:04Oh, and Simon is back, too.
02:06I remember him.
02:07Simon is very attractive.
02:10Oh, yep, that's Simon.
02:11But there's also some new Survivors, like Daniel.
02:14Pastors can't play a brutal, savage game like Survivor.
02:17Pasta?
02:17Yep.
02:18Pasta.
02:19Hallelujah!
02:20That's the one.
02:20I feel sorry for the people playing against me, because...
02:22I got...I got God!
02:24I would drown myself if I had to sit next to him.
02:26Sorry!
02:27I'm here to win!
02:29Now, yeah, Daniel, you're first out.
02:30Hold your horses.
02:31There's something else new this season, too.
02:33They're playing to rewrite the story of who they are.
02:37Oh!
02:38Oh!
02:38No more JLP.
02:40We've got the golden god, David Gennett.
02:43David was literally the best player on Survivor of all time.
02:46This is Australian Survivor.
02:49Nah, don't rate him.
02:50It's been on for two seconds.
02:51Give the bloke a chance.
02:52Question is, is he going to wear a hat, and is he going to be Super Jack?
02:56Why not both?
02:57Welcome to Australian Survivor.
03:00Oh, you kind of look like him with short hair.
03:04Redemption.
03:05Yes.
03:05If he cut his hair, he could also look skinny and tired.
03:08Come on.
03:09We've got a challenge to get through.
03:10This reminds me of the Sydney 2000 Olympics.
03:13And a beach to check out.
03:14Oh, look at this.
03:16That's five star right there.
03:18And don't forget Daniel.
03:21Um, I've already forgotten your name again.
03:23My name's Eliza.
03:24Eliza.
03:24Good boy.
03:25I forgot her name.
03:26Oh, Jesus Christ.
03:27Hey, not in front of the pastor.
03:29Praise the Lord.
03:30That's better.
03:30I'm so bad with names.
03:32Well, that problematic Daniel, you're on Survivor.
03:35May God be with you, Habibi.
03:37Yeah, because he might need help for this next challenge.
03:39Come on in.
03:40Oh, he's built like a brick house.
03:42He's growing on you, isn't he?
03:44Something's definitely growing, Leanne.
03:46You'll work together to lift three heavy wheels up and over high poles.
03:50It's got OH&S written all over it.
03:52You'll roll those wheels down a steep ramp into three narrow gates.
03:57First tribe to land all their wheels into those gates wins immunity.
04:01I'm really good at getting like trolleys in like a trolley bay from like a distance.
04:06So I reckon I'd be good at this.
04:07Perfect.
04:08What do you win?
04:09The tribal idol.
04:10That thing's a tribal idol.
04:11What is that?
04:12It's a little bonsai situation.
04:14That looks like a plant that you've been taking care of for six months, Sarah.
04:19Go!
04:19Alright, let's see if they can remember the instructions.
04:21They've got to get it in the slot.
04:22Ooh!
04:23Hey!
04:24Stop!
04:24Stop!
04:25I've done this before!
04:26I've done this before?!
04:27Where have you been doing this?!
04:29In the 1840s on your wagon?!
04:32That's it, baby.
04:34That's it, baby.
04:35That's it, baby!
04:36That's it, baby!
04:36That's it, baby!
04:37It's good!
04:38Barrett has won!
04:38Oh, he got it.
04:39He's done this before!
04:42Yes!
04:43Yes!
04:43Yes!
04:44Is that the same guy?
04:45Yes!
04:46Mate, this guy's a surgeon!
04:48He really has done this before!
04:52Yes!
04:52Yes!
04:53Oh!
04:55LeBron!
04:56LeBron James of the Wagon Wheel!
04:58Ha-ha!
05:00Football boys!
05:02Get in there!
05:03Bit raw, that hurt.
05:04He does!
05:05Well, this elimination might also get pretty raw.
05:07The reality is, it's whoever was the biggest dick when you met them.
05:10I signed up to play Survivor.
05:12I didn't sign up to get a tan on a glorious beach.
05:15No, I'd have to vote him off because he's annoying.
05:16Well, Daniel wants someone else to go.
05:19Who's that?
05:19Some names that I had thrown out was Jackson.
05:25Did he just say his name?
05:27He just told Jackson that Jackson's going to get voted out.
05:31Oh!
05:32He's so dumb.
05:35Sorry, not Jackson, the other.
05:36I always say the wrong day.
05:37Oh!
05:38What's going on?
05:39We've got to do something about Daniel.
05:40Get rid of him!
05:41Get rid of Daniel!
05:44Here we go.
05:45Tribal council.
05:45Guess what they're having for dinner tonight, Kate?
05:48Pastor.
05:51Miracles do happen.
05:52Yeah, but not for Pastor Daniel because...
05:54First person voted out of Australian Survivor.
05:57Daniel.
05:59Bye-bye, Daniel.
06:01Go in peace and love with the Lord, Daniel.
06:06Survivor's good.
06:07I reckon it'd be the most humiliating thing if you're the first person voted out.
06:11You would 110% be the first person voted out.
06:14What do you mean?
06:24So, how's all the prep going, big fella, with the little one on the way?
06:28I built the cot the other day.
06:29How'd you go with that?
06:30I blew my back out.
06:34Sunday night on the ABC, we watched an Aussie fave with lots of...
06:39Yep, it's...
06:40Mustard dogs.
06:41Woo-hoo!
06:42I don't like this show.
06:44Why you make me watch this, I don't know.
06:46Yeah, we would see different things.
06:47Yep.
06:48It's the show that turns pups and farmers into a mustering dream team.
06:52Oh, these dogs are so cute.
06:55Let's see how long Yoshi lasts on the couch.
06:58Dog, that's his...
06:59Yep.
07:00See you, Yoshi.
07:01But for this ep, there's a twist.
07:03What?
07:03The participants will be working without their dogs.
07:07What?
07:07What?
07:08It's mustard dogs, but the dogs aren't involved.
07:09What?
07:10We don't want to see the people, we want to see the dogs.
07:13I didn't sign up for this.
07:14Well, hang on, the farmers might be exciting.
07:16You reckon?
07:17No.
07:17I've come to the conclusion that I hate goats.
07:19What?
07:20He hates goats.
07:21Scared of cattle.
07:22What?
07:22Scared of cattle?
07:23How do you volunteer for this when you're scared of cows?
07:26God, I hate this show.
07:28Hold on.
07:29We haven't met Max.
07:31The type of stock handling I think I would kind of need help with is, um...
07:37Yeah, I guess, probably, um...
07:41Hello?
07:47Does he know where he is?
07:48He doesn't seem to know what's going on.
07:49Yeah.
07:50We should get the training started.
07:51Yeah.
07:52Here we go.
07:54Reading stock signals?
07:57I wish I had that skill.
07:58I'd be a rich man.
07:59The handler must learn to keep a consistent distance on the livestock.
08:03That guy in the red shirt, he's cute.
08:05To keep them in the one position.
08:07You think that guy is attractive?
08:10Yeah, he's cute.
08:13Do you need my glasses?
08:15For their first task, the farmers will have to move livestock between two points.
08:19Oh, this is going to be interesting.
08:22Yeah.
08:22The first of the participants to be assessed is going to be Ian.
08:26Rustling up sheep.
08:27Well, that's a goat.
08:28Oh, they're goats.
08:29You're kidding me.
08:30And it's not off to a great start.
08:33Oh!
08:34Oh!
08:35One's got away.
08:36Righto, we're down to three.
08:37Okay, he failed that.
08:39Well, let's see how dogless Max does.
08:42So we're actually just sitting here.
08:43Yes.
08:44Watching animals go through a gate.
08:45No, we are, yeah.
08:46Getting them through the markers is going to be difficult.
08:49Really?
08:49This is why we've got dogs to help us with mustering animals.
08:52Give it room to come back.
08:54No, stop there.
08:55Isn't mustering hilarious?
08:56It's be just outside their peripheral vision to make them nervous enough to move.
09:00It's all about timing and waiting until they're in position.
09:03Be a creepy person at the pub.
09:04Like this.
09:06Oh, get away.
09:07Let's try coming back the other way.
09:10I don't like that.
09:12Beautiful.
09:13When do the dogs get involved?
09:15Maybe they will in the second task.
09:16Oh, there's more tasks, boys.
09:18Oh, God.
09:19I feel like I'm watching the Olympics that no one asked for.
09:21Task two, recognising the flight zone.
09:24Mmm.
09:25I don't know what that means.
09:26No.
09:27The flight zone is how close you can get to the animal before it runs away.
09:31Isn't this just what they did before?
09:33I think that they're just making things up.
09:34So do we see the dogs in this task?
09:36Nope.
09:37Oh, come on.
09:38Where are the dogs?
09:40Max is having some difficulty keeping the mob together.
09:43He lost one of them.
09:44Do you know what would probably help him?
09:45A dog.
09:46Well, Rex doesn't need his dog.
09:48Wait, this is called muster dogs.
09:50Where are the dogs?
09:51We haven't seen a dog yet.
09:52Malik, are you enjoying this?
09:54No.
09:55Well, hang on.
09:55There's only one farmer left.
09:57Oh, thank goodness.
09:58Control your excitement, please.
10:00Courtney is completely out of her comfort zone.
10:03Oh, she hates cows.
10:04Why is she doing this thing?
10:06It's like me working in a school and being scared of kids.
10:07Work that out.
10:08She's crazy.
10:09Don't they do that in the movies before they're around me?
10:11She's petrified.
10:12What's it going to do?
10:12Moo you to death?
10:13No.
10:14Can't do it.
10:14Yeah, but some people, i.e. me, don't like animals.
10:19Oh, it's looking right at me.
10:21This would be jazz.
10:22Ha Allah, cause if he looks at me like that sideways one more time, I'm running out of here.
10:27I want my dog.
10:29Dogs.
10:30We've seen a dog.
10:31Hey.
10:34Are you kidding?
10:35Not enough dogs.
10:36I feel like I went to the movies to see Batman and I just saw Robin.
10:40Yeah, we've seen a lot of Robin, didn't we?
10:52In Sydney, Mia's still looking for love on the dating apps.
10:56No.
10:58No.
10:58No.
10:59Bleach hair.
11:00No.
11:01Oh, he's feeding around.
11:02Who gets their feet out on a dating app?
11:03Oh, that's an ad.
11:04Why are they so old?
11:05I keep upping the ages until I find one I like.
11:09On Monday, it was time for another dramatic episode of...
11:12Mefs!
11:13The drama and the drama and the drama.
11:17What disaster we're going to see tonight.
11:19Are we doing it this year?
11:20Are we in?
11:20We're so in.
11:22Because this week, two new couples join Channel 9's social experiment.
11:26Oh!
11:27Intruder couple.
11:28Welcome to the bitchiness.
11:29Bring it on, baby.
11:31First up is former military man, Tyson.
11:35Oh, hello, Tyson.
11:36I'm joining the army.
11:38Being in the army has shaped me a lot as a person.
11:40I'm very disciplined.
11:41You're not that disciplined, mate.
11:42You can't even get your washing done on time.
11:43I want to make sure that she has the same beliefs, the same values
11:46and the same morals and principles as me.
11:48Is he American?
11:49No, but he's an absolute...
11:51Douchebag.
11:51That's a better word.
11:52I wouldn't want a woman that's woke.
11:54What?
11:55I hate woke.
11:56No.
11:57He's one of them.
11:58What would be a woke woman for you that you would just absolutely
12:01not be able to cope with?
12:03Here we go.
12:03A woman with green hair.
12:05What?
12:05You're out of it.
12:06I haven't got green hair, you moron.
12:08He said grey, didn't he?
12:09Green.
12:10A woman that's a complete feminist.
12:12A woman that hates Donald Trump.
12:13Oh, no.
12:14I don't want a woman with a high body count.
12:16Ah!
12:17He's lovely, this bloke, isn't he?
12:19I'm not after a girl that has daddy issues.
12:20I've got daddy issues, I'm in a relationship.
12:23Well, wait till you meet Tyson's bride-to-be, Stephanie.
12:26Don't come at me with your woke shit.
12:28Oh, we're putting two anti-wokes together.
12:30When you've got two right wings, it's pretty hard to fly.
12:33As much as people, you know, hate him,
12:35it's taken something like Trump to come in and be like,
12:37we're putting a stop to this shit.
12:39Well, they've found the perfect match for him.
12:41They've also found the perfect match for fun-loving extrovert Juliet,
12:4631-year-old Joel.
12:47Oh, okay.
12:48I think they'll be a match.
12:49Yo, what's up?
12:50This is my real best man, right here.
12:52Oh, 31 years old, a bit too old, Joel.
12:55That's a red flag, brother.
12:57Hello, beautiful mum.
12:58Aw.
12:59My mother is my guru, she's my therapist,
13:01she's my spiritual guide.
13:02Oh, he's mummy's boy.
13:03I love this.
13:05Joel and I are very close.
13:07Would you like a banana?
13:09Red flag, red flag.
13:11When your mum sits there at the age of 30-something
13:13and puts bizetters on the table
13:15and makes you chicken sandwiches, there's something wrong.
13:18Joel texts me so many times a day,
13:21I have to put him on mute.
13:22She wants to get rid of him.
13:24Honestly, sometimes it's intense.
13:25Never trust a mummy's boy like you.
13:27You are a mummy's boy and you're a disaster.
13:29Who is this perfectly manicured, dapper, suave, sexy?
13:35Unsophisticated, undomesticated,
13:35who is unapologetically himself at all times
13:37with no exceptions for anyone, anything, anytime or anyplace!
13:40He's a cricket umpire.
13:41Immediately!
13:43Oh, dude, this guy's cringe.
13:45Time for Tyson and Stephanie to tie the knot.
13:47I'll tell you what there won't be a lot of.
13:48Welcome to country.
13:54Um...
13:54When I saw her walk down the aisle,
13:56I did get some woke vibes there.
13:57She's getting woke vibes?
13:58The hair's blonde.
13:59And she's a trumper.
14:00So your woke vibes are well off.
14:02You know why?
14:03Because you're a...
14:04The person across from me today
14:05embraces woke culture will have a problem.
14:08Why does he keep using the word woke?
14:10It's like he learnt the word woke last week
14:12and he just cannot stop saying woke.
14:14Oh, thank God.
14:16She's like, thank God, I also hate people's rights.
14:19But not quite as much as her hubby, Tyson.
14:21Apparently we're having five children.
14:22Five!
14:23Oh, my God!
14:24How can it be?
14:25It's only this big.
14:26Oh!
14:28Oh, no!
14:29Let him try and push dead the end of his penis
14:31and see how he goes.
14:32Do you want to be a house?
14:33Five times.
14:34Do you want to be house husband?
14:35Hell no.
14:36Hell no.
14:37You may as well ask me at the point where I skirt around the house.
14:40What?
14:40Sis, you wanted this.
14:41You wanted someone that was not woke.
14:43I don't want someone that's going to bring masculine energy
14:45to a relationship.
14:46Sorry, like, have I missed something?
14:47What about her gives masculine?
14:49I think just because she opens her mouth.
14:50I want a woman that's somewhat submissive.
14:52Oh!
14:54Submissive?
14:55I hate that word.
14:56Where do they pick these people up from?
14:59Cram, late at night.
15:00I think there's nothing better than, like, a woman that's, you know, submissive.
15:04Willing to take a back seat to your life.
15:06Come club?
15:06Oh!
15:07What?
15:07Oh, my Jesus.
15:09You're going to be shingle forever, Malaka.
15:11Well, maybe things are going better for Joel and Juliet.
15:13One thing about me is that I have an insatiable appetite.
15:16Not just for food, but for life, for love.
15:19Oh, well, that's nice.
15:20And, of course, for my wife.
15:22Is that a Borat reference?
15:24Yeah.
15:26Oh, Joel.
15:27All right.
15:27Let's just get to Joel's best man speech.
15:30Oh, I mean, mum.
15:31Joel's best mum speech.
15:32No, I can't.
15:33I can't.
15:33He was always very close to me and to his childhood teddy.
15:37Oh, my God.
15:38And he still likes to lie on my lap and have me scratch his back.
15:43Oh, my God.
15:45What's he coming here for a bad day at work?
15:46And she's going, it's okay.
15:47Come on, baby.
15:47I hope you're ready, Juliet.
15:49Run, woman.
15:50Run.
15:51I'm here to find the love of my life.
15:54Nope.
15:54You need to run now.
15:55Just go now.
15:56Leave now.
15:57Oh!
15:59Walkout City!
16:01What in God's name was that episode?
16:04I thought Chad was bad.
16:08Are you kidding me?
16:08Those two grooms made you look like Bachelor of the Year.
16:24I have some colleagues that have visited us this week and we were discussing what we do after work.
16:29One person suggested go down to the pub, have a few drinks and shit the bed.
16:34What?
16:34And we were like, what?
16:35She goes, you know, yarn.
16:36We were like, do you mean shoot the breeze?
16:39Hey!
16:39She was like, yeah, that, that.
16:41Oh, my God.
16:42This week on 10, we watch the grand finale of...
16:49I'm a celebrity!
16:50Get me out of here!
16:54Wait, are we crowning?
16:55Are we crowning?
16:56That's right.
16:57A celebrity's head is in sight.
16:59And with one last push, we'll find out whose it is.
17:03The season has just flown.
17:05I don't want it to end.
17:07Well, neither do these two.
17:09We don't want it to be over.
17:11Is Robert Irwin wearing a singlet underneath a suit?
17:13How a lesbian is giving?
17:15To place that crown on your favourite celeb's head.
17:17How many are left?
17:18How have we got?
17:19You are the final three.
17:21Yeah!
17:21Yeah!
17:22The final three consists of footballer slash podcaster slash influencer slash book reviewer
17:28Luke.
17:28He's done everything.
17:29He's done everything.
17:31Everything-ing.
17:32Everything.
17:34Thing.
17:35He's done a lot.
17:35If you'd like Conchetta.
17:37Name Queen of the Jungle.
17:38Conchetta.
17:39Chinchilla.
17:39Conchetta.
17:40Conchetta.
17:41Who is Conchetta?
17:43Anyway.
17:43That's her.
17:44Or to worship King Gary of the Jungle, you need to vote Gary.
17:48Gary!
17:49Gary!
17:49Gary!
17:50King Gary is my baby!
17:53The nation loves Gary.
17:54I'm so into Gary's swim.
17:56Isn't he gorgeous?
17:56Oh my God, yeah, he's hot.
17:58Even getting older, he's hot.
17:59Yeah, we get it.
18:00To celebrate, tonight you dine in style.
18:03And because this is the finale, the celebrities will be skipping their regular diet of scorpions
18:08and pig nipples to instead be eating...
18:11Charcuterie.
18:11What?
18:12Are they going to be eating an anus before they eat this or what?
18:14I hope so.
18:15No, but Gary's sweet does love a salty rim.
18:17A margarita.
18:19Oh, Gary's a margarita kind of guy.
18:21Yeah, baby.
18:22Oh!
18:23See, after that long in the jungle not eating anything, you have a Negroni, they're going
18:27to be pissed.
18:28When...
18:30They're going to start hugging each other and telling each other they love him soon.
18:33I love Luke and Gary so much.
18:36Not much.
18:37I bloody love you.
18:40Oh, I love you too.
18:42No, you can't love...
18:43Because I love you.
18:45Thankfully, the celebrities have a night to recover from the cocktails.
18:50And the next morning, a surprise awaits.
18:53Oh, it's Luke's mum.
18:55Oh, here we go.
18:56He's the tease.
18:57Love this.
18:58Look at her feet dangling.
18:59They don't even touch the floor.
19:04He's going to cry.
19:05He's going to cry.
19:07Hello.
19:08He's crying.
19:09Oh, he's crying.
19:10Hello, Mumma.
19:12He's a mummy's boy, Luke.
19:13He's a mummy's boy?
19:15Yes.
19:15So, why are you tapping me?
19:17Who's nearly 40 and your mum still cuts your toenails?
19:20I mean, what are you doing?
19:22That's a beautiful mother-son moment, isn't it?
19:27You farted again, eh?
19:30Bro.
19:31This is...
19:32He's having a nice moment with his mum and you're ripping absolute stinkers.
19:37Next is a surprise for Gary.
19:40Here we go.
19:41Gary's kids?
19:41Gary's grandkids?
19:44Is it dad or granddad?
19:46Grandson.
19:46Dad!
19:47Dad!
19:48Oh, it's dad!
19:49Oh!
19:51Are they Gary's kids?
19:52Aren't they a bit...
19:53Isn't he a bit...
19:54And they're a bit...
19:55How old do you reckon he is?
19:5668.
19:57Wow.
19:58Wow.
19:58So he had kids at 57.
20:00Then he had another one at 60.
20:02Gary had a kid at 60.
20:04Oh, not bad.
20:0760.
20:07How good is this?
20:1060.
20:11Good on him.
20:12Good on him?
20:13Conchetta also sees her family.
20:15He had a newborn at 60.
20:17Yes, it's very impressive.
20:20But now it's time for the big reveal.
20:23Who will wear the crown?
20:24Are we crowning?
20:25Either Luke, Conchetta or Gary.
20:27Come on, let's give it to Gaz.
20:29Everyone loves Gary.
20:30Yeah, Gary! Yeah, Gary!
20:3260.
20:33And?
20:33The other two are still in it.
20:35Who is Luke again?
20:37I don't know.
20:38And then you have Conchetta.
20:40Come on, Gary.
20:41The winner.
20:42Oh, here we go!
20:44I'm a celebrity, get me out of here.
20:46Conchetta's going to win, I think.
20:47I reckon Gary.
20:48Gary!
20:50Yeah, Gary!
20:5260.
20:53It's Conchetta!
20:56Oh!
20:57Oh!
20:58Oh!
20:58Oh!
20:58Yes!
20:59You picked it!
21:00Told ya!
21:04You are the queen of the jungle.
21:07How do you feel?
21:10Yeah!
21:11How do I love?
21:13I'm Mappy for who?
21:14Well done, Conchetta.
21:16That's it, Queen!
21:18It's just like a continuous clap.
21:20Just keep clapping.
21:24You reckon Gary would have changed his last name?
21:28From sweet to bitter?
21:34Just tell me when we stop clapping.
21:36Yeah?
21:37Keep going.
21:38A good season.
21:40I'm Mappy with this season.
21:41That's going to be hard to beat.
21:4360.
21:47Surely we've got to stop clapping soon.
21:49Now I'm clapping.
21:50The clap is contagious, right?
22:03Don't spray if you can't see it.
22:05That stinks.
22:06This moutines odorless, Faye.
22:09Bullshit, I can smell it.
22:10Smells like a fart.
22:14Did you just fart?
22:16Not yet.
22:17Tuesday night on SBS, we watched the first episode of a two-part doco series all about...
22:24Australia's greatest con man.
22:26Greatest con man?
22:26It's you, Judd.
22:27You finally got your own doco after all these years.
22:30One of the wildest stories in Australian modern history.
22:33Presented by Mark Fennell, this doco tells the story of John Friedrich.
22:37Who's John Friedrich?
22:39In the 80s, he defrauded the banks out of nearly $300 million.
22:43What?
22:44What?
22:44Pretty clever, this dude.
22:45John Friedrich created an entire aviation and sea rescue agency.
22:50Oh, wow.
22:50It's like a movie.
22:52It's the most highly trained and resourced organisation of its type in Australia.
22:56We're the first to bring in aerial waterbombing of fires.
22:59Wow.
23:00Sounds like a talented guy.
23:02Yeah, so far he sounds amazing.
23:04The organisation just smacked of money.
23:07Where's the money coming from?
23:08Ten's political correspondent Kerry O'Brien had the same question.
23:12How have you financed your expansion?
23:14Where you going like everybody else does, to the bank and borrow the funds?
23:18He looks like the guy from the Guess Who game.
23:19Is he bald?
23:20Yes.
23:21Oh, sure.
23:21He's got hair on the sides?
23:22Yes.
23:22You'd get a hair transplant, wouldn't you?
23:24You'd go to Turkey.
23:25Well, Friedrich was going to every bank in town, borrowing money to pay massive work invoices.
23:31Those invoices did not exist.
23:33Basically, he was lying.
23:35Oh, Fredo the fraud.
23:37In 1989, John Friedrich vanished.
23:40And he's missing.
23:41This was the moment when he went on the run.
23:44Where'd he go, Spain?
23:45I can be at the Bahamas.
23:46Has anyone checked in Turkey?
23:49It finished.
23:50We don't get to find any more.
23:52We've got to watch the next episode.
23:53Yep.
23:54And on Wednesday night, we tuned in for EP2, where we find out how John was really getting his money.
24:01How did he do it?
24:02Here was one of the keys to his multi-million dollar scam.
24:05Shipping containers.
24:06And as far as the banks and everyone else was concerned, he would fill that container with expensive rescue equipment.
24:12We can rapidly deploy it wherever it's needed.
24:14It's a very good idea.
24:16The problem was all the other ones were empty.
24:18Oh, so they're empty.
24:19Empty.
24:19Empty.
24:20Empty.
24:21Yeah, empty.
24:22An empty container meant cash in a John Friedrich-controlled bank account.
24:26How smart is that?
24:27And how dumb are the bankers?
24:28I love a little bit of a bank rip-off.
24:30Would be nice, wouldn't it?
24:31Dickhead.
24:32It's because of you we have all these taxes and bloody ABN numbers and bullshit and bullshit.
24:38Um, sure.
24:38Anyway, when John went missing, his face was everywhere.
24:42His face was all over the television.
24:44Anyone who was vaguely round-faced, slightly balding, was being bailed up on the street.
24:51You would have been arrested straight up.
24:53Get out.
24:53Including this tourist.
24:55This guy?
24:56He looks like him.
24:56Arrested nine times since early yesterday.
25:00No, I'm not John Friedrich.
25:02Is it bad to say that they all look the same?
25:04We had a team that was working on his identity.
25:08And it turns out he was using different names as well.
25:11Do you recognise that person?
25:13Who is he?
25:13Holmberger.
25:15Fritz, Fritz Holmberger.
25:17Fritz Holmberger.
25:18What a name!
25:19Sounds like a Happy Mill.
25:20Fry's Hamburger.
25:22Yeah.
25:22That's faker than the first name.
25:24After weeks of wild speculation.
25:26They got him.
25:27In a caravan park.
25:28What?
25:29He stole $100 million and he was in a caravan park.
25:32Goes to show how expensive Australia is.
25:35John Friedrich has been arrested beside a West Australian highway.
25:38Is it the real John though?
25:40No, it's the backpacker again.
25:42Are you sure that the man you've got is John Friedrich?
25:45That is the real John.
25:46Look at that hairline.
25:46Ultimately, John Friedrich was charged with 98 counts of fraud and deception.
25:51Look at him, the cheeky bugger.
25:53Don't you just want to go and wipe that smirk off his face?
25:56No, I don't care.
25:57Oh, so he robbed some money from the banks.
25:59They have a lot of money.
26:00They rob us.
26:01Have you seen those overdrawn fees?
26:02What makes John Friedrich's fraud different to most other frauds?
26:06He doesn't get the money.
26:08What the hell?
26:09So where was the money going?
26:10It simply ran the entire National Safety Council.
26:14Oh, so he didn't spend it on himself or keep it?
26:16This money stayed in Victoria.
26:18Even though it's morally wrong, this guy is actually helping thousands of people be rescued.
26:23He may have committed the largest fraud in the country,
26:25but the man himself was actually broke.
26:28What a twist.
26:29He should have put his money into hamburgers.
26:32And while John was out on bail, things took a dark turn.
26:36What's happened?
26:37You've now positively identified the deceased person, and it is John Friedrich.
26:42Oh!
26:43No.
26:43Oh, that's awful.
26:45Well, it's a very sad ending.
26:47He takes his own life about a kilometre from his house.
26:51Oh, that's actually quite sad.
26:53So was he a good bloke or a bad bloke?
26:55You cannot deny that it saved lives.
26:58Like, is what he did actually that bad?
27:00He's a con man, and you're being conned.
27:02You are a literal con man's dream.
27:07I'm going to have to bail you out one day from something.
27:09It's going to be a bloody cult.
27:11100%.
27:11Lainey, worry, I've joined a cult.
27:12I'm naked in the fields.
27:14Fantastic.
27:14Get in my Hyundai and shut up.
27:16Get a grip.
27:31So, like, my first year anniversary coming up, I said to Sarah, let's go to a theatre.
27:36A theatre?
27:37Yeah, or watch a play or a musical.
27:39And Sarah's like, are you okay?
27:41Who have you been talking to?
27:43Don't worry about a restaurant.
27:44Like, let's go to a theatre.
27:45Even the way you're saying theatre doesn't sound natural.
27:48Like, you've never said the word before.
27:50Never.
27:51This week on Binge, we watched a wholesome new series all about wool, hosted by this guy.
27:57A new generation of knitters are taking the world by storm.
28:01It's Tom Daley!
28:02Famous for knitting scarves at the Olympics.
28:05He's so wholesome.
28:06He's so cute.
28:07Homo.
28:08Yep.
28:08That's him.
28:09And now Tom's hosting a brand new knitting competition show.
28:13Is knitting like you've never seen it before?
28:16What is TV coming to?
28:17Pottery.
28:18Done.
28:18Baking.
28:19Done.
28:20Sewing.
28:20Done.
28:21Welcome to Game of Wool.
28:23Knitting.
28:23Knitting is having a comeback.
28:25Really?
28:26Mind-blowing challenges right here in our magical yarn bar.
28:30What on earth is he wearing?
28:32Oh, he's so fabulous.
28:34Welcome knitters.
28:35Oh, look at the motley crew.
28:36And judging the show.
28:37I have true knitting VIPs.
28:41I've just gone to the local nursing home and found the two women knitting.
28:44I heard the judges have to change every season though.
28:46Your first solo challenge.
28:48We'd like you to make a tank top.
28:50A tank top!
28:52We'd like you to make it your story, defining who you are.
28:56There's a lot of yarns.
28:58Yarns?
28:59Shut up.
28:59Knitters have full creative freedom to design and knit their own story.
29:04I would put a train on it as in I'm a train wreck.
29:07They have just 12 hours.
29:10I don't think some of these contestants have 12 hours left.
29:12Well, we better meet them quickly then.
29:14First up is cruise ship singer Gordon.
29:16And I'm knitting like mad.
29:18Gordon does not look like a knitter.
29:20Nah, he looks like a security guard.
29:22Yes.
29:22Next, we meet Isaac.
29:24I knit primarily for myself.
29:25I don't need to stick to any deadlines.
29:27Okay, so Isaac's unemployed.
29:28Isaac's tank top features a gaggle of geese.
29:31I love geese.
29:32Oh, that's nice.
29:33Roast goose is my favourite protein.
29:36Library worker Dipsy knits to unwind.
29:39Dipsy?
29:39Is that a name?
29:40Yes, you're one of the Teletubbies.
29:42And lastly, we meet Holger.
29:44I'm not surprised he's a knitter.
29:45I'm feeling very stressed about time.
29:46Oh my gosh, Humpty Dumpty.
29:48I think he's had a few falls.
29:49Yeah, amazing.
29:51Alright.
29:51First to show their masterpiece is Gordon.
29:54Oh, here he is.
29:55Come on, Hagrid.
29:56Gordon, I really like the overall design.
29:59It's a bit of a mess what he's produced.
30:01Oh, that's shit-ass, brother.
30:02Quite an undertaking.
30:04That's fashion.
30:05Derelict fashion.
30:06Can I just say, it tells me a lot about you.
30:09It's something Hagrid would wear.
30:10Oh yeah, it is.
30:12Well, let's see if Elsa's is any better.
30:14Wow.
30:15It's so beautiful.
30:16Oh, I like that.
30:17That's nice.
30:18What's with the hole in the back?
30:19I would wear it.
30:20It's got a glory hole at the back.
30:22Oh my gosh.
30:23And it's got a weird bow tie at the front.
30:25Yeah.
30:25I'm actually gonna buy one.
30:26Next up, Isaac.
30:28I like the geese.
30:29Really?
30:30A stroke of genius, really.
30:31I love it.
30:32I don't know.
30:32Like, Einstein was a genius.
30:34The guy who put geese on a vest?
30:36Well, that's ugly.
30:37What's next?
30:38Dipti.
30:38Oh, Dipti.
30:39That's cute.
30:41Unfortunately not.
30:42Oh.
30:42His head doesn't fit through.
30:43I was very upset that he couldn't wear it.
30:46That means Dipti's gone home.
30:48Is that the end?
30:49Not yet.
30:49There's still one more challenge and this one's a team knit.
30:53Team knit?
30:54Oh, it's warm.
30:54Oh God, hurry up.
30:56We want you to come up as a team with a fitted sofa cover.
31:00A sofa cover?
31:01You're not gonna have very much time to do it.
31:03Well then shut up.
31:04You have ten hours.
31:06Ten hours?
31:08Yep.
31:09And after ten hours of knitting, sewing and teamwork...
31:12We don't have enough pieces to cover the sofa yet.
31:14Don't let Dipti be in charge of the measurements.
31:16The first team come up with this.
31:18That.
31:20It's incomplete.
31:22Looks like Linkraft threw up.
31:23Oh, alright.
31:24Well, what do you think of this one?
31:25Gross, but it's better than the shit one.
31:27Let's see what the judges think.
31:29It's wow, but it's not.
31:31Oh, wow.
31:32Oh, it's wow enough, alright?
31:34Wow, wow.
31:35One sofa demonstrated a better design concept and execution.
31:40Oh, I wonder which one that is.
31:42The ombre.
31:44Let's set the sun on that fugly couch and move on.
31:47But wait, someone from the fugly couch team has to go home.
31:50This is a competition.
31:52Did someone get eliminated?
31:53I'll just stand up and say I'll go.
31:55The person being cast off is...
31:58Dipti.
31:59Dipti.
31:59Dipti.
32:00Dipti.
32:01Dipti.
32:01Gordon.
32:02Gordon?
32:03Not Gordon!
32:04I'm the cruise ship singer!
32:06Group hug.
32:07Come on, everyone in.
32:09Kumbaya, my lord.
32:11Kumbaya.
32:12Thank you, everyone.
32:13Now I've seen it all.
32:17Thank the lord!
32:19Look, there'll be people that love that, that knit and do all that and think it's fantastic.
32:22Yeah, but I'm the one of them.
32:40I actually caught the train and bus to work today.
32:43Oh, okay.
32:45I was like, you've got the workers, you've got the tradies, you've got the school kids.
32:49It was a plethora of people from everywhere.
32:52Plethora even.
32:53New experiences, new vocabulary.
32:55I was like, I should catch public transport more often.
32:57Will you?
33:01This week...
33:02I'm a cover girl!
33:03We watched a new, bare-all documentary series about the downfall of America's Next Top Model.
33:09Tiffany, I'm extremely disappointed in you.
33:11Oh, Tyra Banks, here we go!
33:14You come in here with a defeatist attitude. I don't have a bad attitude.
33:16I remember that scene!
33:19This is iconic.
33:20Stop it!
33:21I have never in my life yelled at a girl like this!
33:24I was rooting for you!
33:25We were all rooting for you!
33:27This show was the darling of the reality TV world.
33:2910,000 girls turned out for America's Next Top Model.
33:32It was huge.
33:33I ate this up.
33:35Until it all came tumbling down.
33:37It can make you or break you.
33:39I think it broke a lot.
33:42Reality check.
33:43Inside America's Next Top Model.
33:45This is the expose on Top Model about how toxic it was.
33:48It's like Big Fat Loser.
33:49The biggest loser.
33:51Big Fat Loser.
33:53It's time to talk about it.
33:55The good and the bad, the ugly.
33:56Are they going after Tyra or no?
33:58I haven't really said much.
34:00But now it's time.
34:02Where is she now?
34:03She's in Sydney selling ice cream.
34:05Really?
34:05She does ice cream now?
34:06Yeah, now she's Mr Whitby.
34:08Oh yeah, you're right.
34:10I just Googled it.
34:11Fun fact that you didn't need to know but now you know.
34:12I'm going to take you to 2020.
34:15It was COVID.
34:16Everyone's inside.
34:17Binging TV.
34:18We were, we were starving for it.
34:21And started to binge Top Model.
34:23And it went from this thing that everybody loves to like, look how wrong this is.
34:26Gen Z not taking kindly to stuff he did in the 2000s.
34:29They could not get away with this now.
34:31Tyra Banks should have been called out years ago.
34:34America's Next Top Model was so unhinged.
34:36She got retrospectively cancelled.
34:38What I think is important is to understand where that came from.
34:42Is this justification factor?
34:43What is this?
34:44Apology to her salvaging of my reputation.
34:47I think she's just cashing in somewhat.
34:48Tyra came up with the concept in the early 2000s.
34:51I created a show where you saw what it took to become a model.
34:57The story arc goes like this.
34:58What a great positive show.
35:00There are so many things that it takes to be a top model.
35:04And you guys are going to be put through lots of different tests.
35:08It would have been a rude shock to come on this show thinking that it was genuinely about training you
35:13up to be a model.
35:14All the girls with a Brazilian bikini wax.
35:16They're waxing the chuch on national television.
35:19God, I would not want someone to see me getting a Brazilian wax.
35:24Let's just torture on TV.
35:27Oh my God, no.
35:28I need to get mine done before I go to Sydney for Mardi Gras next week.
35:32I don't know if there's enough wax for that, Tyra.
35:35Judges could be a little cruel.
35:37A little bit.
35:37Stupid fish.
35:38I like Giselle.
35:39I think she needs to tighten up.
35:40She's got a wide ass.
35:41It's kind of wide.
35:43She's cold as fat.
35:44I'm 18 years old, growing into my body.
35:46And she's like, Giselle, she's got a wide ass.
35:49This wasn't just damaging for the women on the show.
35:51It was damaging for, like, women as a whole.
35:53It was very, very intense.
35:55I'm interested to see if she owns any of this.
35:57Just hide them out.
35:59I'm going to do it again.
36:00Whoa.
36:00See, Tyra's no good.
36:02Tyra was a tyrant.
36:03And she got the green light to mentor a whole new bunch of hopefuls.
36:07Who's this girl now?
36:09Shandy Sullivan.
36:10I work at a Walgreens.
36:11I know that too.
36:12The baby's going on this show.
36:14They called me at work.
36:15And they're like, so you made the cut.
36:18Imagine that, just working at Walgreens, and then you're the next top model.
36:21Perfection personify.
36:23Oh, a compliment from her.
36:24Yours were some of the best photographs he's taken all year.
36:26Whoa.
36:27So they've built her up.
36:28It goes downhill from there.
36:29Did you want to win it all?
36:30I did until.
36:32Until what?
36:33Until what happened in Milan.
36:35What happened in Milan?
36:36Ciao.
36:37Ciao.
36:38Here's how you'll be getting around Milan.
36:39Now come and choose your driver.
36:41These random Italian blokes.
36:42And then, someone thought it was a good idea for the drivers to stop by the contestants' hotel.
36:49I don't think I'd eaten anything at all, or had any sleep.
36:53Oh, no.
36:55I remember getting in the hot tub, and I was pretty drunk at that point.
36:59Drunk, and they're basically kids.
37:01No one did anything to stop it.
37:02What?
37:03I was blacked out.
37:04I don't know.
37:05All I remember is just, like, I'm on top of me.
37:07Where was the film crew?
37:08And it all got filmed.
37:10What?
37:10It was awful.
37:11All of it.
37:13Oh, my God.
37:15Where's the duty of care?
37:16Tyra Banks!
37:18How dare you let this go to air?
37:20A more difficult territory is Shandy.
37:24Shandy, okay.
37:24Well, hang on.
37:25The sexual assault story can't quite remember it.
37:28You remember the story with Shandy?
37:31Um...
37:33Oh, no.
37:35How's she gonna back out of that one?
37:37Yeah, explain yourself, please.
37:38No, her moving down under making more and more sense.
37:41She's even had to leave the entire industry and make ice cream.
37:56I was on the couch the other day with Celia watching The Incredibles.
37:59Oh, best movie.
38:01And she goes, oh, Daddy, he has really big arms.
38:04Talking about Mr Incredible.
38:05Yes.
38:05And she turned to me and she said, you have really small arms.
38:08Got a gym membership now?
38:09Yeah, I do.
38:10Yeah.
38:11I'm gonna start doing some bicep curls.
38:12Yeah, that's tough.
38:14This week, we watched a show about a strange American thing called...
38:18Sorority rush.
38:19Sorority rush?
38:20If you're going through rush, you're gonna want to get on my radar.
38:23If you've got thrush, you're on her radar.
38:26It's a bit weird.
38:27Do all these women have thrush?
38:28I'm just like a sweaty mess.
38:31No, the phenomenon in question is called rush.
38:34What does rush mean?
38:36Great question.
38:37It's got something to do with sororities.
38:39But what's a sorority?
38:40Great question.
38:41I think it's where they live when they're at college.
38:43Rush is the process where sororities recruit new members.
38:47I live for the sorority rush week.
38:50Eh?
38:50What's that mean?
38:51Great question.
38:52What are we watching?
38:53Great question.
38:54It is a great question.
38:55It is a full phenomenon over there.
38:58But what is it?
38:59What is this, guys?
39:00What's this about?
39:01I don't know.
39:02What...
39:03Can someone explain this?
39:05Sorority.
39:06Doesn't that mean...
39:07No, that's sobriety.
39:08Anyone else?
39:09So you've got sororities, fraternities in American college systems.
39:14One's for guys, one's for girls.
39:16Rush is like the week before, almost like O week,
39:19where you put all your applications out to a sorority or a fraternity,
39:22and then rush is when they pick you.
39:24Now I get it.
39:25And the final thing you need to know is that the mums are really into it.
39:29I'm living vicariously through her.
39:31I might want it more than Emily.
39:33Oh, is this a dance mums for sorority houses?
39:37Pretty much.
39:38No, this is not a real TV show.
39:40There's some things that just happen in America that I don't understand.
39:45Hey y'all, it's Alexis, and all I've been working on is a rush.
39:49Southern girl Alexis is hoping to get into the sorority that her mum was in.
39:54Once upon a time.
39:56My family has always been active in sororities.
40:00Look how old her mum is.
40:00It's a big deal in the south.
40:02This is her mum.
40:03She looks like a great grandmother.
40:05Well, rush is difficult.
40:07It's a very hard process.
40:08Look at that house.
40:09Like they might have owned some questionable farms back in the day.
40:13I dare say that that house may have a master suite, if you know what I'm saying.
40:17I went to the University of Georgia.
40:19Her mum went through rush like pre-war.
40:22I think she was the woman that told Rosa Parks she couldn't sit on the bus.
40:26Lexi, this is Bill Iverson, the number one rush coach in America.
40:32A coach?
40:33First thing we're going to do, we don't put our hands in front of our privates.
40:37What?
40:38We don't cup the cooter, Miss Paula.
40:41Don't cup the cooter.
40:44I love that saying.
40:46I want to go over your resume.
40:48Resume?
40:48I want to look at your videos.
40:50This is like an etiquette coach for getting into the sorority.
40:54I truly think Americans are on some sort of medication.
40:58Paula.
40:58Paula.
40:59We're legacies.
41:00You've got homework.
41:01Tell me.
41:02You're going to learn how to become mute for the first time in your life.
41:05I like this coach.
41:07Next, Bill heads even further south to help this girl get into her chosen sorority.
41:13Tell me what we're doing.
41:14So I'm just a regular southern girl.
41:16She's a country bumpkin girl who's, oh baby sugar honey and all this kind of stuff.
41:21This guy is literally Will Ferrell playing a role.
41:25If you're acting like you're the poor bro girl falling off the turnip truck, you're going
41:29to get treated that way.
41:30Now, don't get me wrong.
41:31I love a man with a project.
41:33However, has he been in a sorority house himself?
41:36It's a great question.
41:36It is a great question.
41:38What qualifications does Bill have?
41:40Great question.
41:41Bill knows everything about thrush.
41:43The rush?
41:43Sorry, yeah, rush.
41:44For example, this crucial step of the process.
41:48Get ready with me to make my round one rush video.
41:51I'm low key nervous.
41:52What the hell?
41:53You need to do a get ready with me TikTok video to make it through.
41:57What?
41:58It's okay to bring that little bit of chilli to girl out.
42:00That is everything wrong with the world.
42:02And the big day has finally arrived, where thousands and thousands of young women descend
42:07on the colleges.
42:08My God, how many of them are there?
42:10All of the girls, they are handed envelopes.
42:12And it will tell them which sorority they got a bid to.
42:16I thought you just have, like, you get in by just being hot.
42:18Oh, come on now.
42:19Anyway, coincidentally, both Alexis.
42:22Yep, you're hot. Through.
42:24And the southern girl.
42:25Hot. Through.
42:26Had no trouble getting into the sororities they wanted.
42:29Hooray!
42:30And college life can begin.
42:32What about the studying?
42:33It doesn't matter.
42:36America is such an odd place.
42:37Do you know how I got into my college accommodation?
42:39I filled in a form.
42:41Blackfollars would just happen to get into any university.
42:56In Queensland, Nick and Milo are admiring the heroics of our Winter Olympians.
43:0110,000 condoms in three days were used in the village.
43:06Well, they are our super athletes, mate.
43:08They are doing a lot of practice.
43:09They have some good cardio.
43:10Oh, mate.
43:12For the past two weeks, Australia's had Winter Olympics fever.
43:15Of course!
43:16But since we couldn't get the rights to the footage, here's the next best thing.
43:22Cool Runnings!
43:24Yes!
43:25This is one of my favourite movies.
43:28Me too.
43:28Yeah, I loved Cool Runnings.
43:30Right back to my childhood.
43:32It takes me back to Nana's house.
43:34Take your marks.
43:34The story begins with young sprinter Dereese Bannock trying to qualify for Jamaica's Olympic
43:40team.
43:41Oh, to get into the Summer Olympics.
43:43Exactly.
43:44But then, disaster strikes.
43:48The three fastest boys all tripped over.
43:51Exactly.
43:51Remember, like, that Steve guy?
43:53Exactly.
43:54The rollerblader?
43:55Wait, what?
43:56Not the rollerblade, the blade runner.
43:58Harrison Ford?
43:59And he was coming pretty much last or second last and they all fell.
44:03Steve Bradley.
44:04Oh, that'll do.
44:05Anyway, after spotting an old photo of his dad, Dereese comes up with a plan B.
44:10Who's the other man who picks you with my father?
44:13Irving Blitzer, who's an Olympic bobsledder who tried to get your father to switch sports.
44:18That's how it started.
44:20That's basically who bobsledders are, aren't they? Failed sprinters.
44:23Wow.
44:23I think they're white sprinters.
44:25Exactly.
44:26Anyway, Dereese and his best friend Sanka then track down Blitzer in a nearby bar.
44:31Are you Mr Irving Blitzer?
44:33Well, that depends on who's asking.
44:35Oh my God, John Candy!
44:37That's right.
44:37He is hilarious.
44:39That's right.
44:40Was hilarious.
44:41He's dead now.
44:41That's right.
44:42Anyway, after convincing Blitzer to come on board as coach...
44:46Just give me a chance.
44:47I'll give you a chance.
44:49Don't give anyone a chance, can we?
44:50Hey.
44:52Hey.
44:53The other two disqualified sprinters round out the crew.
44:56Say hello to the first Jamaican bobsled team.
44:59Aloha.
45:01That's not Jamaican.
45:02And then it's down to business.
45:04Is this the training montage?
45:05Oh yeah.
45:07Whoa!
45:09Bang!
45:11You're dead man?
45:12Yeah man.
45:13Well done.
45:14Then the team heads north to Canada to qualify for the games.
45:18But things don't go smoothly.
45:19They're all shocked.
45:20Well it makes sense.
45:21The last thing in Jamaica you'd ever see would be snow.
45:25Oh thanks man.
45:27They then get their first real bobsled.
45:29Oh my god.
45:30It is an actual shit box.
45:33Do you reckon they bought that off Facebook marketplace?
45:35Have their first training run on real ice.
45:37Oh no.
45:39It's an embarrassment to Jamaica.
45:40And get a frosty reception from their fellow competitors.
45:43You have no business here Jamaica.
45:46Piss off.
45:46Leave the bobsledding to the real man.
45:48Why are the evil people always German?
45:50A question historians have been grappling with for decades.
45:53But anyway, it's here things start to turn around.
45:56Now look in the mirror and tell me what you see.
45:58Here we go.
45:59Love this hype session.
46:01I see pride.
46:02I see power.
46:03I see a badass mother.
46:04Who don't take no crap out of nobody.
46:07What again?
46:08I see pride.
46:08Can I hear you?
46:09I see power.
46:10I see a badass mother.
46:12Who don't take no crap out of nobody.
46:14That's right.
46:15About to kick off.
46:17Yes!
46:19Buss.
46:20Classic 90s fight move.
46:22Here comes Sunkar.
46:24But now they're a team because they're sticking up for each other.
46:27Yes.
46:28Gotham unites the boys like a few beers and a punch on.
46:32Don't condone the glassing.
46:33Don't glass people.
46:35And they take the new team spirit onto the qualifying track where this happens.
46:39Is it under 60?
46:41They qualified.
46:42They're in.
46:43I hope they've got plenty of condoms.
46:44And they carry that momentum into the main event.
46:48Jamaica.
46:48We have a Bob's 13.
46:50We've got the wonderies and the one junior.
46:53You Sunkar.
46:53The fastest of the fastest of Jamaican sprinters.
46:56Go to Canada race for Jamaica.
46:58How do you know all the words?
47:00All the words.
47:00Because it's my party trick.
47:01And after an early heat that defies the odds rockets them up the leaderboard.
47:05They're now in eighth.
47:06Well that's not bad.
47:07They enter their final run.
47:09Dreaming of a medal.
47:10So this is it.
47:11We could see history in the making.
47:14Well do you reckon they're going to do it?
47:15I reckon they'll get top five.
47:17I hope they get top three.
47:18Feel the rhythm.
47:19Feel the rhyme.
47:20Get on up.
47:21It's bobsled time.
47:23We're ready.
47:25I know.
47:26Every one of these movies.
47:29Look how fast they are.
47:30And even with that.
47:32Uh oh.
47:33The Jamaicans are flying through the birds.
47:35Is something coming loose there?
47:37Oh.
47:38No.
47:39Oh.
47:40Oh.
47:42Oh.
47:42Oh.
47:44Oh.
47:44You're grating ice with your head.
47:47Oh.
47:47That's why they wear those helmets.
47:49Maurice.
47:50You dead yet man?
47:51No man.
47:52I'm not dead.
47:54I have to finish the race.
47:56Finish the race fellas.
47:58Yeah.
47:59Oh.
48:00The boys are up.
48:01Oh.
48:02Goosebumps.
48:03Is this not like a just a heroic moment?
48:06They walk the sled across the finish line.
48:09Oh.
48:09I'm getting all teary.
48:11I thought they won the gold.
48:13No they didn't.
48:17It still makes me choke up.
48:18I'm going to cry.
48:19Is this the ending?
48:21Yes.
48:21Yes.
48:21You are kidding.
48:25What an absolute classic.
48:27They don't make movies like this anymore.
48:29No they don't.
48:30It's about how you play the game whole not whether you win.
48:33But if things are based on true stories just change it.
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