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00:00Oh look, he's giving it, he's got the shahita.
00:02Hey, hey, hey, get it on me.
00:03He's hitting it with the shahita, he's got the slipper.
00:05Hey, hey, you've been hanging around with your grandma too much.
00:09Put down the sandal, I've got food.
00:11Woo-la-la! Woo-la!
00:14Every evening in Australia...
00:16What the hell's going on?
00:18Oh, we're making a TV show, that's what we're doing, baby.
00:20TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:23Absolutely no chance, champ.
00:25But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:27Yeah, baby.
00:28Oh, I'm suddenly interested.
00:30Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:34That's it.
00:35So low budget, aren't we?
00:37Honestly, who watches this stuff?
00:40Shh, it's good.
00:42This week we saw Talking About Your Gen.
00:44Oh, it's back!
00:46Go to Gen Z!
00:47You don't know who John Farnham is?
00:49Shame on you, shame, shame, shame!
00:51We discovered the new Korean music show...
00:54K-pop!
00:56Featuring...
00:56Kylie Minogue!
00:57Oh, my God, I've just gone to gay heaven.
01:00And we fell in love with Jay and Pamela.
01:03How beautiful that they found each other.
01:06They're like the perfect love story.
01:07I love you.
01:08I love you.
01:09I love you both.
01:11In Brisbane, Kevin's worried about a worsening medical condition.
01:22Bob and I went down to the local, put 20 bucks in the pokies and my foot started to cramp up.
01:28I had to get up and then do laps around the pokies trying to walk my cramp out.
01:34You need a motorised scooter.
01:35Tuesday on 10, we watch the reboot of a classic quiz show.
01:40I love quiz shows.
01:41What is it?
01:41It's Talking About Your Gen.
01:43Oh, it's back!
01:44Talking About Your Generation.
01:47Hello, I'm Anne Edmonds.
01:49Oh, Anne Edmonds is running it.
01:51Yes, the show that takes you from home alone to drinking alone and then dying alone.
01:56What happens in this show?
01:58So this is a trivia show and it pits all the generations against each other.
02:02Let's meet our players for tonight.
02:05Generation X, Dave Hughes and Todd McKenney.
02:08We are Gen X.
02:09No, you are not.
02:10You're a boomer.
02:10I am Gen X.
02:11How hilarious that boomers are too old for this show now.
02:14Oh, because they're all off dying alone.
02:16Gen Y, the cool generation that are low-key still living with their parents.
02:20It's Tommy Little and Carrie Bickmore.
02:22Gen Y, let's go.
02:24Gen Ys.
02:25And Gen Z, the generation that hasn't brought us anything yet.
02:28That's us.
02:29Who are they?
02:29Nisa Nandala and Will Geer.
02:32Probably TikTokers.
02:34I watch all of his videos.
02:36You've met our teams, now it's time to play our first game.
02:39Mullet over.
02:41Mullet over, I love that.
02:43Our teams will be shown some of the greatest mullets from across the generation.
02:47It's up to our teams to buzz in and tell me the name of the person rocking the mullet.
02:51Old farts love a bit of trivia.
02:52Let's do this.
02:53This is great.
02:54Let's have a look at our first mullet.
02:57Achy, breaky heart.
02:58Billy Ray Cyrus.
02:58Billy Ray Cyrus.
02:59Yes.
03:00George Michael.
03:03Oh!
03:04Come on, Gigi.
03:05What's wrong with you, man?
03:07Billy Ray Cyrus.
03:09They got it.
03:10Go to Gen Z.
03:11Helping out the oldies.
03:12Here's our next mullet.
03:13Oh, that's an easy one.
03:14Kappa.
03:16Lachlan McCarthy.
03:17No, you idiot.
03:19What?
03:19He just made that up.
03:20As a strategy, Gen Z, don't just guess.
03:23Warwick Kappa Vlaka.
03:24Warwick Kappa.
03:26Whackety-doodle.
03:27All right, here is your last mullet.
03:29Oh, that's easy.
03:30John Farnham.
03:31It's John Farnham.
03:32Yes, it is.
03:33Yes.
03:34We're three out of three.
03:35Yeah, but all the people are over 60 that they've put up on the screen.
03:39Sorry, question from Gen Z.
03:40Who's John Farnham?
03:41Oh!
03:42Oh, my God.
03:44You don't know who John Farnham is?
03:46Shame on you.
03:46Shame, shame, shame.
03:48Get out.
03:48Get out.
03:49Get out.
03:50Just get out.
03:51Where have they been?
03:51Under a rock?
03:52We've only had 85 comeback tours.
03:54For the next battle of the ages.
03:56GNY will be given a series of items, and they need to arrange them from least expensive to most expensive.
04:02Oh, it's not the price is right.
04:03Okay, I'm into this.
04:05First up, it is a CD player from 1992.
04:09That would have been expensive back in the day.
04:11$3.98.
04:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:13A house in Merrickville in 1977.
04:1730 grand.
04:1840 grand.
04:1850 bucks?
04:19And the highest number on the book.
04:21Yeah.
04:2250 bucks on the list?
04:25We're not far off the mark there.
04:26Melbourne to Sydney flight in 1973.
04:30Oh!
04:3154?
04:32I think that could be the two and a half grand.
04:34Man, this is hard.
04:35How do you reckon?
04:35This is a bit tricky.
04:36I don't reckon...
04:37Move that one aside.
04:38Yeah, flip them around.
04:40Okay, like that?
04:41Yep.
04:41No, no, no, no.
04:43$2,500.
04:44Less, less.
04:45This is actually the price is right.
04:47What?
04:47What?
04:49Flights will be $300.
04:51No, the flight was more expensive.
04:53Do it that way.
04:54You reckon Camry the most expensive?
04:56No.
04:57Move it that way.
04:58Just lock it in.
04:59You're taking forever.
05:00The cheapest thing was Melbourne to Sydney return flight.
05:03Oh, $54.
05:05Really?
05:05In 1973.
05:06It was 50 years ago.
05:0742-inch plasma TV.
05:10$17,000.
05:12No way.
05:13Who would pay $17,000 for telly?
05:16Oh, we bought one of those, Matt.
05:18Let's move on.
05:19Gen X, it's your category is music.
05:20Your game is hay fever.
05:22Music.
05:23Okay.
05:23What I'm going to do is play a track where people say, hey.
05:27Gen X need to identify as many songs as they can.
05:30Oh, you're going to note a song.
05:31Hey, hey, hey, hey.
05:33Ooh, don't you forget about me.
05:38God, you're old.
05:39Simple Minds.
05:40Is Simple Minds on the board?
05:41Yes.
05:42Yep.
05:42Yep.
05:43Who?
05:44Is it me you're looking for?
05:47Elina Ritchie.
05:48Yes.
05:48But to be fair, he did say hello, not hey, but anyway.
05:53All right, ready?
05:54Yeah, slower.
05:55Nah.
05:57We're the monkeys.
05:58Feel like we're monking around.
06:00We're too busy, guaranteed.
06:02Hey, hey, we're the monkeys.
06:03For the guests.
06:04Yes!
06:04Yes!
06:06Gen X is killing it.
06:08Okay, I guess that means time's up.
06:10Let's tally up the scores.
06:11Who's going to win?
06:12Gen Z is winning.
06:13I guess Gen X.
06:14Is Gen X still away?
06:15So tonight's winner is...
06:16Oh, come on.
06:17Go Y.
06:18Hey, Gen Z!
06:19Gen X!
06:21Oh, Gen X!
06:22Oh, Gen X won.
06:24Gen X is going straight to bed to celebrate.
06:26This has been talking about your Gen now.
06:29Stop!
06:30Oh, I thought that was fantastic.
06:32I'm excited to watch every episode.
06:33After watching this, I've realized Gen Z, ugh.
06:37Oh, my God.
06:38How can they not do it at music?
06:40I mean...
06:40In Sydney, Mia and Bree have been using their father's car.
06:56So we've run into poles in Dad's car, we've spilt coffee in Dad's car.
06:59Yeah.
07:00Maybe we should stop borrowing Dad's car.
07:02Fair.
07:03Can I borrow yours?
07:04No.
07:05I'm setting out on a new series of railway adventures.
07:08Oh, there's one thing I love.
07:11What is it?
07:12Trains.
07:13To explore some of Britain's most beautiful and historic regions.
07:17Oh, what's this show called again?
07:19Great British Railway Jarlis.
07:22I am beginning my exploration of stunning countryside in South East England.
07:27Mr Train Man, the most colourful man in the world.
07:30Ricky Stein.
07:31It's not Rick Stein.
07:32Yeah, it's train enthusiast Michael Portillo.
07:35You like this bloke, don't you?
07:36I like his outfits.
07:37I begin in the county of Kent.
07:39He's got a purple satin shirt underneath.
07:42What could go with this egregious purple shirt?
07:44I know.
07:45Green, black and red striped jacket.
07:48Looks like a fruit salad to me.
07:51Many of the early railway routes have not survived, but I'm using the London to Hastings line.
07:56Very popular, isn't it, that line?
07:58It's a well-used commuter line.
08:00Well used?
08:01There's literally no one on the train with him.
08:03He gets on, everyone gets off.
08:04I'll be travelling two stops to Etchingham, which is the most wooded part of England.
08:08Oh my god, how gorgeous.
08:10Yeah, but it's from a drone.
08:11You don't see it from the train.
08:13It's home to the largest collection of conifers in the world.
08:16What's a conifer?
08:17This is a type of pine tree.
08:19Oh, pine tree.
08:20It's so different from what I expected.
08:22Look at that jacket he's put on.
08:24Jeepers.
08:25He's not going to get lost in the forest, that bloke.
08:27He's like all the wiggles in one.
08:29When you stand here and you look at this, I hope it takes your breath away.
08:32Does it take your breath away?
08:34It's certainly taken my breath away.
08:36At their age, man, most things take their breath away.
08:38Which is very intriguing.
08:40Have you seen the size of the bloke's ears?
08:41I have, yes, actually.
08:42They're huge.
08:43I heard that they stay the same.
08:44That's why, like, I grew into my ears.
08:46Because when I was younger, they were huge.
08:47Who told you you grew into them?
08:48Okay.
08:49This is the most exciting botanical discovery of the last century.
08:54Ooh.
08:55Found in 1994 in Australia.
08:57That's from Australia, that tree.
08:58Oh, wow.
08:59This apparently unimpressive conifer.
09:02The thing is though, if they're next to your house, they all drop all the stuff into the
09:05ground.
09:06You've got to blow it away, sweep it away.
09:07In the natural habitat, there is less than 100 trees left in the wild.
09:11We had one.
09:12And what did we do?
09:13Got to chop down.
09:14Yes, throw it.
09:15And the fossils date back over 200 million years.
09:17So it's effectively, it's a dinosaur tree.
09:19Dinosaur tree!
09:20Why do we need to know about this?
09:22Because it used to be in the dark ages, in the dinosaur years, and they found it again.
09:27Oh.
09:28And as a special tree, would you like to plant one of the trees with us?
09:31Wow, that's awesome.
09:32Do it.
09:33And the team has identified a perfect spot where it should thrive.
09:36I love that this show has segued from trains to trees.
09:41What a lovely specimen.
09:42That's awesome.
09:43Like, if you're a boring person, you're having a great time.
09:46Oh, I love this.
09:47I feel privileged.
09:49I suppose.
09:50Come on, straight in there, Michael!
09:55That's all he's doing.
09:57Half a shovel.
09:58Oh.
09:59That was painful to watch.
10:00And such is the honour, I'm moved to say a few words.
10:04We're not doing a speech for the tree, are we?
10:06No, there's no need for a speech.
10:09I feel dwarfed and humbled by this tiny tree.
10:12Oh, goodness.
10:13What are we watching, Gunji?
10:14And I trust that this tree will grow tall, make she prosper, grow strong.
10:19I want him to hit me over the head with a shovel.
10:21Let me bury you.
10:22Yeah, he'll bury me next to the tree.
10:24That's enough.
10:25Let's get back on the train.
10:26Oh, yes.
10:27Back to the trains.
10:28Many listed houses dot the landscape.
10:31Look at this house.
10:32Wow.
10:33It's beautiful.
10:34A haven for those who love to tickle the ivories.
10:37Tickle the ivories?
10:38I choose not to tickle the ivory.
10:40And within the grade one listed mansion, a way has been found to house these great instruments.
10:46How did they get the piano in there?
10:48This is extraordinary.
10:49Ikea flat packs.
10:51I doubt it.
10:52Ikea doesn't sell pianos.
10:53Because you've got a vault for every pianist.
10:55A vault for every pianist?
10:56Pianist.
10:58We only take eight guests at a time and each of them gets their own grand piano.
11:02This is a piano camp for nerds.
11:04No, this is a cult, my friend.
11:06What a beautiful setting.
11:07Hey, guys.
11:08All the guests are women, by the way.
11:09This is so creepy.
11:11Isn't it charming to play in the garden?
11:13Absolutely stunning.
11:14Michael, run.
11:15Michael.
11:16What are you going to play?
11:18Play Wonderwall.
11:19Yep.
11:20Send us on our way.
11:23Look, Michael's been a great presenter, to be honest.
11:26He's the best.
11:27Doing the best with what he's got.
11:28Tomorrow, I'll press on westwards.
11:30On he goes, Michael.
11:32To the next train.
11:37I am Michael Portillo.
11:39Thank you to all the rich, boring people who just watched this.
11:45He's getting a massage from my back on the weekend.
11:56Before the masseuse started, she asked me for consent to touch me.
12:02That is extremely weird.
12:04I know.
12:05What else do you do with a massage?
12:06That's what I was thinking.
12:07I was like...
12:08You have to touch me.
12:09I thought consent was booking the massage.
12:10Mmm.
12:11I was like...
12:12What kind of massages did you book?
12:13My kitchen rules, Leanne.
12:14Get excited, my man.
12:15We're about to watch some cooking.
12:16Are we still in home visits?
12:17Because home visits are my favourite.
12:18In Sydney's well-heeled eastern suburbs...
12:19Yes.
12:20...feisty cousins Mel and Jacinta...
12:21Yes.
12:22...are warming up to host the final instant restaurant of this round.
12:23We're in Bondi, babe.
12:24Have they saved the best for last?
12:25No, they have.
12:26Oh!
12:27It's the lady who doesn't eat meat.
12:28At the end of the night, the team on the bottom of the leaderboard will be eliminated.
12:45Elimination!
12:47High stakes at MKI.
12:49No stakes for them.
12:51Tonight, Mel and I really want to bring the food that we love to cook, we know we're good
12:56at.
12:57I do hope they go with just a vegetarian option.
13:00So I'm just going to cut the beef, get it into chunks.
13:02Oh!
13:03Oh, it's meat!
13:04It's meat!
13:05Okay, they're not going with that option.
13:07To avoid going home, Mel and Jacinta need to beat this team who are at the bottom of the
13:12leaderboard.
13:13Hopefully!
13:14Here we go!
13:15Oh, they're the Logan Bogan!
13:17Woo!
13:18The bottom of the leaderboard is not where we wanted to be.
13:22We've given up a lot to be here.
13:24Really?
13:25Have you?
13:26You've been there for two weeks.
13:27Hey, I hate you all!
13:31I don't think anyone was deaf.
13:33I don't know why they did that.
13:34Tonight, you guys were invited to the new exclusive restaurant, Beverly Social.
13:39Ooh!
13:40I hate the name.
13:41I'm thinking salads with the side of Ozempic.
13:45Shut up!
13:46Oh my God, this bloke!
13:48Yep, that's Michael.
13:49He's the meat master.
13:50I'm the meat master Michael!
13:52Let's see what he thinks of the menu.
13:54These girls might not know exactly what perfect meat looks like.
13:58Even the judges are like, shut up Michael, you're annoying me.
14:01As the meat master, I'm going to be looking at this meat with a microscope.
14:05They better know what they're doing in that kitchen.
14:07You know what?
14:08If you went on this cooking show, I think you would claim yourself as a meat master.
14:13I am the meat master.
14:14There you go.
14:15I'm going to check on the beef.
14:17I'm going to see how the meat's getting cooked.
14:19He's not!
14:20Wait, are you going in there?
14:22No!
14:23How do you get to come in here?
14:24What is going on in here?
14:26You are not the no!
14:28It is not your show!
14:30I just genuinely just want to have a quick look at the meat.
14:32Oh, get out, you moron!
14:34You know what?
14:35You'd probably do that as well.
14:36You remind me of this guy.
14:38You know the meat master loves his meat.
14:40I hate him. I hate him.
14:41Take a shot every time he says the meat master.
14:43I'll be deceased.
14:44As the meat master, I had to check on the meat.
14:46It was like a sauna.
14:47Smoke, steam.
14:49Hey, that's my type of kitchen.
14:50Okay. No, that's fine.
14:51You pull it out.
14:52Oh, he's not wrong!
14:53Yes!
14:54That's mum's.
14:56That's my kind of kitchen.
14:58Kate, that's not normal.
14:59Just to let you know.
15:00Oh my God, the top of it's burnt.
15:01Like all the fatty bits is burnt.
15:03I am freaking out.
15:05It's black!
15:06You know what?
15:07I'm just going to do this.
15:08Oh yeah.
15:09Okay.
15:10Yep.
15:11Cool.
15:12That does not work with slow cooked meat.
15:13Sorry, meat master.
15:14It looks caramelised though.
15:15I like it.
15:16That's not caramelised.
15:18It's freaking incinerated.
15:20Bon appetit.
15:21Okay.
15:22Let's see what the meat master thinks.
15:24I am the meat master.
15:26There were pieces that were cooked to perfection.
15:29But there's also pieces on my plate that were dried out and toasted on top.
15:33No, no, two, one.
15:34No.
15:35Shut up, nerd.
15:39A little bit disappointed I've got to say.
15:41I don't know if I'm surprised, man, that the vegetarians couldn't cook meat.
15:45It's okay.
15:46We've still got dessert, girls.
15:47Let's go.
15:48Sweet treats.
15:49Tofu mocha mousse?
15:52Tofu?
15:53Tofu mocha mousse.
15:55Get in the bin!
15:58I love tofu like every other Asian, but even I think this has gone too far.
16:03Send them home now.
16:04Hang on.
16:05It doesn't look that bad.
16:07Ahh!
16:08They're going home.
16:09They're going home.
16:11This is why tofu does not belong in a moose.
16:15Forget being from Bondi, these guys are from Bye Bye.
16:18Alright, time to find out the scores.
16:21The score I'm giving you for your main course is a four.
16:25Ohh!
16:26Ohh!
16:27That is harsh.
16:28For your dessert tonight, I score you a three.
16:31Ohh!
16:32That leaves you with a grand total score of 50.
16:37See you later, alligator.
16:41You have been eliminated.
16:43Sorry, ladies.
16:44See yous later.
16:45Oh no, they're home.
16:46Do they have to wait for everyone else to go?
16:49Get out of my house.
16:50Did this just happen?
16:52Yeah, I just feel a bit injustice.
16:54Injustice?
16:55You burnt the meat and you overcooked dessert.
16:58You overcooked something you put in the fridge.
17:00That means lol and lil, congratulations.
17:02You live to fight another day.
17:04Yes!
17:05Logan's still in the game.
17:06Logan, Logan.
17:08You have made it to Kitchen Headquarters.
17:10Oh, now we go to the main headquarters like we're on MasterChef.
17:14Umm, not exactly.
17:16Wait, what?
17:17If you want to make it to Kitchen Headquarters...
17:19You're going to cook off?
17:20You're going to have to prove yourself.
17:21Ohh!
17:22Twist!
17:23And that means cooking against three new teams...
17:27Three new teams are coming in!
17:28...who think they're better than you.
17:30Oh, they're bringing in!
17:31Oh, we've got intruders!
17:33The home kitchens are the best part of MKR,
17:35so I like to stretch it out as much as possible.
17:38Strap yourself in, Simon.
17:39This is going to get us all the way through to Christmas lunch.
17:42What are we watching, dear?
17:43Did you not have a clean singlet?
17:44What's this shit?
17:45You haven't been to semis and had hot chips again, have you?
17:48Have you?
17:49Have you?
17:50Have you?
17:51Have you?
17:52Have you?
17:53Have you?
17:54Have you?
17:55Have you?
17:56Have you?
17:57Have you?
17:58Have you?
17:59I may have.
18:00This week on Paramount Plus...
18:01I'm Special Agent Tony Donoso.
18:02Who are you?
18:03Ziva David.
18:04Oh, Tony and Ziva!
18:05Are we talking spin-off?
18:06We sure are.
18:0720 years after the original NCIS team paired up.
18:08I used to love NCIS.
18:10It was like CSI, but for purely naval crime.
18:14You jeopardized your entire career, and for what?
18:15For you.
18:16Oh, that's right.
18:17Remember they were in a love story in 2013?
18:20are we talking spin-off we sure are 20 years after the original ncis team paired up i used
18:27to love ncis it was like csi but for purely naval crime you jeopardized your entire career
18:33and for what for you oh that's right remember they were in a love story in 2013. i'm fighting
18:39for you the chemistry was there wasn't it it was always there and now that chemistry is taking them
18:44all the way to october 25 it's not even october yet they're ahead of the game here and just in time
18:50to catch a french robbery in progress what are we hacking into here love oh we're hacking a lot of
18:57dollars that's what you're hacking into lots of euros baby and that's a problem for tony who now
19:03runs a security firm hi oh geez he looks different nowadays uh give us a moment oh no he's still hot
19:11oh this is happening now yes you can't control it remotely we're under attack they're taking all
19:16the money tone's hanging up i'm afraid we're going to have to cut this short one moment we have another
19:20client in need i'll be right back oh we're already into the action this is ncis this is what i'm talking
19:28about once ncis forever ncis oh somebody's stealing your money and we're going to try and stop it
19:36oh oh is that all it took ripping out the usb it's not a usb it's a small computer called 9.4
19:529.4 that little thing yeah yeah that little thing i wonder what happened to 9.3 yeah i know now tony
19:59needs to break the news to his client who wouldn't want to witness firsthand when interpol is the victim
20:03of a crime oh so interpol is actually the victim here meet your thief a thumb drive 9.4 little 9.4
20:11could crash national economy yeah he could have come up with a better name took him a few efforts
20:15to get through to 9.4 just tell me you can trace the transfers we're working on it in the meantime tony
20:21has another person that he needs to catch hi jesus not quite here she is what are they had a kid
20:29together yes this is huge okay you two have fun terrorizing parents wait are they together or are
20:35they not together they are so not together why aren't they together anymore and i just kept walking
20:40that is so incredibly you okay so they're not together matt but they're co-parenting are they
20:45going to get back together ncis was built around will they won't they get together and now they've got
20:50a whole new show will they won't they get back together yeah mate nobody can resist 19 seasons of
20:56chemistry and when tony gets back to his office he's got visitors three cops said they were notified
21:01an alarm went off upstairs there's a bad guy i bet you those two men are not police they work for me
21:06and if i signal that would kill everyone oh yeah i told you bang bang i know what i'm here for
21:12he wants the thumb drive it's a 9.4 it's a 9.4 don't give it tony what is it they're gonna have his
21:19kid they're gonna have his kid yep there it is don't hurt my daughter never put tony genozo's family in the
21:25gun because he'll get ziva on the case no no no do you recognize the street it's the chanzelis there
21:32go go go she left like she was batman go get your daughter girl oh ziva is going to pardon my french
21:41them up and when she catches up with the kidnapper get him ziva oh oh my
21:50get this big-headed man out i've had enough cool mom this looks so expensive to clean up
22:00are you okay god this poor kid's gonna need some therapy it looks like tony and ziva have saved the
22:05day until tony gets a call from his assistant 115 million euros was just wired into a corporate
22:11account using the 9.4 oh what they put the money in his account they've set him up you have to see
22:18what this is right why would i put the money in my corporate account someone is trying to use 9.4 to
22:23frame us they're trying to use 9.4 to frame him i don't want to believe that you two are involved in
22:27this but i have to follow the facts all roads lead to 9.4 which means i'm issuing a red notice which makes
22:33you fair game for the section tony so now they're running nothing like a bit of cybercrime to bring your
22:38relationship back together and interpol is hot on their trail oh no it's the chick from the start
22:45that originally hacked the place she must be 9.4's mother how bad is it sir oh what is it what she
22:54works for interpol she's like a dirty cop basically now it's all coming together
23:01and just like that 9.4 is still on the loose that twist at the end i like that i liked it yeah
23:10welcome back team welcome back and i still don't know if they will or they won't
23:15so here this is one of my favorite songs at the moment uh what is it called um no it's not that
23:34one hold on oh god we're going to sit through our ads just give me a second dude oh this could be it
23:39hold on ads man i gotta pay for premium this week on apple tv we popped over to korea for food no the
23:51fashion no kpop yes so you know what k-pop is basically no so k-pop's like the sort of the 90s
24:02boy bands and you know like the big dance numbers and the fans are mantle you know what it stands for
24:11would not have a clue k-pop is korean pop oh welcome to k-pop so how do we play this two mega pop stars
24:20go head to head as their hits are given a k-pop twist awesome and the audience decides who gets k-pop
24:27the best so who they're bringing in is pop icon kylie minogue what i'm so excited to be k-pop miss minogue
24:36she can't do wrong k-pop is huge what all the guys would have been happy okay settle down kylie
24:45will be battling it out with it's jay balvin who jay balvin he's colombian that's right and it's time to
24:53meet tonight's guest k-pop group at this at this do you reckon they're aware that their name of
24:59their band means an ass in arabic absolutely not for these two special collaborations we split 80s
25:05into two teams oh my god this is sick one to pair with kylie and the other with jay balvin yeah so
25:1380s has been split in half to do with jay balvin and a kylie minogue song they compete against each
25:19other all right let's get to it let the battles begin my arts and kylie minogue performing okay come on
25:27miss minogue i just can't get you out of my head well she still sounds amazing still got it doesn't she
25:38let's get k-pop oh he's singing it in korean wow i love it yeah
25:49ready for the na na na it's coming
25:56oh my god i've just gone to gay heaven we have ourselves a song battle next up
26:04jay balvin being k-pop is going to be interesting so i don't know any of these guys songs
26:08colombia oh he makes this song
26:20singing in spanish how are you going to k-pop that it's so latina
26:26now have we got korean dudes singing spanish
26:28oh they are this is not k-pop this is just a cover version
26:36they did not change a single bit of that song i guess the k stands for karaoke yeah studio audience
26:42you get to decide who k-pop did the best do you think their lights will light up for who they want
26:47to win yes make your lights fix go gold for me hand day or go purple or can't get you out of my head
26:54who do you think's better well we have to go with our aussie gal this is australia versus the world
26:58we've already lost survivor it's our turn to win something and the winner is out the lantern one
27:04two three four five six seven oh kylie purple which color is it purple come on purple
27:13orange oh the guys run it's the most k-pop tracks tonight hey drop i'm gonna put this politely get
27:25that's very good i really like that how did kylie not win she can get korean barbecue while she's there
27:31it's not all that totally
27:45i need extra thank you it's all right my second husband has figured it out for me thank you very much
27:51that's right my second husband or my third son i don't know what jad is but he's one of them one
27:55of them i'm one of them yeah this week on binge we watched the heartwarming story of jay and pamela
28:02what's it about it's a love story i love a good love story man i'm jay i'm 28 years old and this is
28:09my fiancee pomelo oh wow they're engaged we were both born with osteogenesis imperfecta type 3.
28:17osteogenesis imperfecta literally the growth of bones was imperfect it causes fragile bones so we
28:23break easily together we've had over 400 fractures 400 fractures wow i've literally never broken a bone
28:32they said i would die before the age of one years old wow made it surprise still here this is against
28:39all odds well now they met we met online she slid into my instagram oh slid into the dm's
28:46all the best romances happen i've met all of my partners online and she has a very nice
28:54what very nice butt she's the freak in the sheets what she's a freaking all the shoes jay bro she's
29:02just talked about her butt and now she's a freak in the shit and she i've been slapping you stupid one
29:07time when we had an intimate moment she threw me against the wall oh my god she threw him against
29:15the wall damn pam i love that we have been engaged for almost two years now and we plan
29:23on getting married in three months what three three months to organize a wedding that's crazy i'm just
29:29really excited i go check out the wedding venue today what are you double checking the wedding video
29:35nope they're looking at it for the first time oh no oh the little twinkly lights oh it's a it's a
29:42bit shit well it's it's available in three months for us the most important part of any venue is the
29:48restroom boy it's very important that we're able to reach things see we're so privileged we don't
29:53even need to think of stuff like this i want to try transferring to the toilet oh how do you do that
29:59this is interesting you taught me this trick about oh i get closer oh
30:03oh wow the bathroom has some space that is a nice bathroom okay tick are they sold on the venue
30:12yeah i'm excited all right look let's get it whoa look at how happy they are they're so excited i love
30:19this with wedding plans all set pamela wants to share the excitement with her brother but he has some
30:26bad news about their parents what to put it bluntly i guess they just aren't accepting of what the
30:33wedding per se so they're not going to the wedding oh that'd be excruciating wouldn't it you still want
30:42your family to love the person that you love in a way i do feel abandoned sometimes
30:50but one person who hasn't abandoned pamela is jay's mum i'm honored that she invited me to go
30:59wedding dress shopping oh so nice oh she looks good there doesn't she look absolutely amazing yes i'm
31:11grateful that you guys are here oh but she would have liked it mommy it's just mind-boggling that
31:17they have a daughter who medically wasn't meant to live a full life living a full life and they
31:23don't want to be a part of it why what if it's me why what's not to approve about this relationship
31:30they clearly love the out of each other oh bro they're peas in a pod something a lot of people
31:36don't know about me is i am a transgender man oh oh my god he's a transgender man i would not have
31:47expected that i'm just really grateful that i have you know a great partner so that's maybe what the
31:52family has an issue with so what it's no excuse still go to the wedding i know you told me it's not
31:59my fault like i mean i am who i am i'm not like gonna like change tomorrow like you know absolutely
32:06not only does he have to come to terms with this rare disease that he has he also has to come to
32:12terms with the fact that he feels like he was born the wrong gender that's crazy it's a lot on one
32:19person's plate thank you how beautiful that they found each other it's a strong relationship yeah
32:33i love you i love you both pluck the heartstrings why don't you reckon i'll keep watching that oh big
32:42time they're like the perfect love story
33:03my knees good old age that's not not quite this keith have you seen when both of us try to get off
33:10his couch that's why we just stay here all night this week on netflix we watched the british version
33:17of our favorite blind dating show love is blind uk shall we find out if love is truly blind i think
33:24we shall you guys remember what love is blind is all the singles are going on dates with people they
33:29can't see and talking through a wall and the only way that they can eventually see each other is if
33:33that guy proposes at the end they actually get married on this show it's so hectic this is a real
33:38love show simon how often do they get really divorced somewhat often let's go meet our singles
33:44they're single and they want to mingle through a wall yeah and the first single to do that is patrick
33:49hello hello what is he patrick i'm a human design coach oh what is that's a human design coach
33:56like a life coach but i use spiritual system called human design oh god that means he's unemployed and on
34:03the doll i have this thing where i follow my spleen what we call it a splenic awareness like an intuition
34:08thing what a weird thing to say i would say it's more of a feeling a spleen feeling what does your
34:13spleen feel like right now the answer is it doesn't i think i even had my spleen removed trusting my
34:18splenic instincts right in the moment and she is not into it and neither is the next girl listening to
34:23my spleen is the best way for me to find the love of my life oh how interesting and neither is she
34:30i just follow my spleen have you ever heard of that before no let's see if another single is having
34:36more luck when people first meet me they ever think i'm like this little sweetheart or they think i'm a
34:42bit of a cow oh red flag so she's a princess but like bestie i treat first dates like an interview
34:49oh here we go dogs or cats um i've got a cat do you not do you not like cats that's a cat you have
34:57to really work for its love but i'm just really not here for that i can see why sophie's single
35:01let's see what this bloke thinks of her oh this is kieran good luck do you want kids yeah i want kids
35:07do you yeah two's ideal three maximum i don't want an ugly car yeah i like them they're cute
35:15together just something about kieran feels very easy with him i just met my husband i wonder if
35:22somebody else's i've met kieran too it's my husband well funny you should say that hi kieran uh-oh
35:28megan she's a dance and fitness instructor why are they sprawling on the floor now the more into the
35:33person you are the lower to the floor you get i'm quite a sweaty person yeah so am i oh she's so in
35:39love look how low she is are you a cuddler look what's she doing dude i'm telling you the floor is
35:45love the date with megan was amazing i'm very pleasantly surprised god if he likes this shield
35:50can you imagine sophie she's going to lose her mind oh how was it oh god this is where the juice comes
35:56out now when they all love the same bloke i've got very good vibes from kieran oh there she is now
36:02sophie's hearing megan talk about how much she likes kieran i don't want to share that's not me i don't
36:08want to share but i'm going to come on a tv show where we all date each other good point so let's
36:12meet another single i absolutely feel ready to meet my husband ashley cabin crew manager good thing is
36:18you'd get cheap flights actually i'm billy nice to meet you billy billy i'm actually in the army so
36:24i'm still used to traveling right oh army guy flight attendant perfect yeah i was in the army cadets i was
36:32in the army cadets as well oh my god oh my god cute we should get married i love your laugh by the
36:38way you're making me laugh every time you laugh these two are hitting it off he hasn't wiped the
36:43smile off his face they're gonna say i love you after three dates i do feel really strongly for billy
36:50i think this is a good match i feel we've got chemistry from the off and i'm just falling for
36:57day by day let's get comfortable how are you today i'm really excited i've dressed up for you
37:04oh he's on the floor he's in love so i think there comes a time where you have to kind of be honest
37:08to people oh no is he gonna break up with her um
37:14no see they can't leave us like that hey dude what the hell will he ever get staff travel all right
37:21well i'm just going to go and follow my spleen to the fridge for a drink top up
37:38i went to the woodlosee bakery you know what i went up and bought something i haven't bought for a long
37:42time a pie no i always get a party no sausage roll how many guesses you want no i know what it is you're
37:49going to say an apple turnover a little bit of violin and a little bit of abc means one thing
37:55australian story monday night's episode featured croissant visionary kate reed who's this she's
38:01the founder of loon bakery in city you want a club line at a bakery loon's your place but kate's
38:08australian story isn't what you'd expect and it started on the couch with her dad we just both loved
38:14watching formula one it was really the thing that we would do every week together like you guys
38:18with the girls in the footy it's a great bond and it inspired her to study aerospace engineering
38:26and she landed a dream job in the uk for a girl to get a job in the aerolab
38:32at williams f1 wow was unheard of imagine that first year out of uni at the dream place but the
38:38dream job was not what she expected i was simply just a monkey put in front of a computer to design
38:46parts that i had no input or influence in it's sad when you think you're going to love something and
38:51you get into it and you're like this is not what i expected it's a disappointment on a dream if i
38:55wasn't working in formula one i didn't know who i was or what i was and that was really the start of
39:03my mental health becoming very bad oh no i joined a local gym i would record exactly what i'd eaten so
39:11she was exercising obsessively because she couldn't channel her obsession into her work i was going to
39:17keep losing weight and die wow anorexic a desperate phone call prompted kate's father to bring her home
39:25she's lucky to have good parents mum had come to the airport to pick us up it was terrible she was in
39:33shocking condition oh yeah oh my god that is hard to see for anybody let alone the parents so the day
39:42i landed back in australia i had two meetings that day and one of them was with the family gp but the
39:48other one was here at philippa's i love philippa's i love that bakery maybe i'd pursue a career in
39:54baking what it's interesting that she was anorexic and wanted to become a baker it's just such a
40:01contradiction it was a way for me to vicariously be around food and ingredients without eating it
40:08oh i couldn't do that it's all a control thing isn't it she had to shift the obsession to something
40:13else she was a master chef when i watch it i see someone that was desperately trying to find the
40:22thing that was going to pull her out of the eating disorder come on boys oh my god she's so thin
40:28if that fish was perfectly cooked it would be a yes oh she didn't make it and she would have been
40:36devastated she likes it perfect i just needed something to define me again she was desperately
40:42seeking validation so she did something about it walked up to camberwell and i bought myself a ticket
40:47to paris what oh as you do she's visiting the best ball lingerie in paris and then wangles her way
40:54into a work placement there oh my god she creates the opportunity that four weeks in paris was an
41:01important part in my recovery she needed purpose old skills new love equals purpose no one was making
41:08croissants in melbourne anything like what i'd experienced in paris and so i embarked on three
41:14and a half months every day of recipe testing she's taken f1 testing to croissant making this is like a
41:22proper australian story i'm really inspired with her brother cameron kate opened the first loon retail
41:28bakery in 2013. there was just this commotion going around melbourne of like have you tried a loon
41:34croissant yeah there really was yeah she went viral before viral was the thing bro people kept it out to
41:41have a breakfast croissant we had people arriving from like two o'clock in the morning what i lined up an
41:47hour and a half to eat that croissant let me tell you it was worth it i believe kate's journey out of
41:56anorexia occurred primarily because of loon she kept busy well maybe this is how she distracts herself
42:02from you know those anorexia thoughts it's management of rather than full healing and recovery when it
42:10comes to eating disorders it's something i've struggled with since i was young and it is
42:19a lifelong battle maybe the best thing is i just don't know exactly what the future holds and i'm
42:26okay with that good on you that's growth baby australian story is one of the best shows on tv
42:34it is i absolutely love it she really is an inspiration story i feel like a croissant now
42:38yeah so do i i want a loon croissant i might surprise you guys next week yes please
42:58i've unintentionally made a friend at swimming lessons celia's in swimming lessons with this other
43:03kid and now that kid's dad and me sit together and talk i see this guy more often than i see heaps
43:10of my other friends i see him once a week at the same time what's his name i actually couldn't tell you
43:19this week on hbo max we celebrated shark week
43:26what is shark week it's a week in america where they just show
43:29shark tv programming that's right it's a week of jaw-dropping shark documentaries and harrowing
43:35stories of shark attacks this is the very reason that i don't go in salt water we are surrounded by
43:40sharks let's dance oh yeah and then there's this welcome to dancing with sharks dancing with sharks
43:50what holy are we doing what is this the only competition where elite shark wranglers take their
43:56skills from the deep blue to the dance floor oh my god this is not what i thought it was going to be
44:02what a stupid concept i'm so excited hello i'm tom bergeron who is tom bergeron he was on dancing
44:08with the stars i wonder if his inner monologue is thinking i'm sacking my agent but before he can do
44:15that he needs to crown our first ever dancing with sharks champion it's going to be a piss type indeed
44:23such an american show how's it going luke g'day tom we're ready to go out oh my god there's an
44:28aussie correspondent are we serious here this is serious business if you can't lead you could be
44:34lunch this is the only reason i'm watching this i want to see one of them get bitten jamie is a shark
44:40feeder a captain a diver and also very cute i want to see the dancing jamie bringing these bohemian moves to
44:48the sea floor oh look at those hips go oh wow this is so weird
45:00oh he's actually good don't encourage this show sarah a tiger shark approaches and jamie lures it in
45:08this is about to be a murder on the dance floor
45:10god give me strength a very nice performance he's riding the shark can't get over this concept
45:19now it's time to meet our esteemed panel of judges seriously what are you judging on i thought that
45:25was great that was so impressive i think the crowd favorite was definitely the hip throtter
45:30how's that dancing i'd do that when counting kick a goal but then i didn't love the move with the nurse
45:34shark rest of shark week is about conservation and how you shouldn't interact and we're watching a guy
45:39ride a shark throwed it like it was a jet ski next diver is keely grant oh kill it show me some
45:48dancing with sharks when there's no one on my shoulder in the night oh contemporary number
45:56and the hammerheads coming into play here's sharky sharky come and get me
46:00sam take some porridge ladies and gentlemen whoa that was beautiful this was her first time swimming with
46:05hammerheads first time did we not have a practice run i was saying out loud while we were watching
46:10it what am i looking at right now oh i've been saying that the entire episode all right who's next
46:15connor cassidy the shark man connor great to see you you're looking ripped oh cross who's this
46:21you know my performance is rock and roll so the outfit had to be rock and roll okay i've never wanted
46:27someone to be bitten more than him dancing with sharks wasn't dangerous enough you're taking an
46:34electric guitar into water it's getting stupider by the moment oh here we go bite him please bye to
46:41someone bite him whoa a close call with the tiger damn not close enough judges do you have a decision
46:47allison it's gonna be connor i reckon jamie i prefer the hammerhead to all of them the winner is
46:53no one we all lose jamie yeah yeah okay oh my god why am i clapping what have i become very first
47:02dancing with sharks champion very first and only ever i would say thank you for joining us on dancing
47:09with sharks i'm still not really sure i understand what the point of the show was but i did enjoy it
47:14terrible concepts so cringe the worst dancing cruelty to animals that was probably one of the worst shows
47:20the worst shows i've ever watched
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