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00:00.
00:08Someone's blowers going off. Who's that?
00:10Mine got me fine.
00:11Good. Professional.
00:14**** is my blower, that is.
00:15Oh, daddy die, I get a **** card.
00:18Sorry, it's **** him.
00:20It's probably your mother, anyway.
00:21He's scared of his wife, everyone. He's scared of his wife.
00:24He's petrified of her. Happy wife, happy life.
00:27It was, of course it was.
00:30Can you see that?
00:32Let's move the **** on.
00:34Take part.
00:36Week two, Dan.
00:38Yes.
00:39This is about trying to get into your soul a little bit.
00:42That's why I wanted you to experience a bit of
00:43high culture, what it means.
00:45It is art. It is drinking
00:47beautiful wines.
00:49And poetry.
00:52Expressing yourself. You don't need to understand it.
00:55Well, you do a bit, mate.
01:00Last summer I took my first born on an unforgettable dad-daughter road trip.
01:07We are in a country where the most sacred of all animals, alright?
01:11Yeah.
01:12Is a **** donkey.
01:14I realised Martini had a few gaps to fill in our general knowledge.
01:17What do we know about the Pope?
01:18Who is he? What does he do?
01:19I don't know what the Pope does. What does the Pope do?
01:21People say Italy has the best culture and cuisine in the world.
01:25I figured it was the place to get stuck in.
01:28To Italy. Cheers.
01:30Oh, my God.
01:31I don't want to get shot in my arm.
01:33To gold, Johnny.
01:35Basil Mojito.
01:36Sort of having a mouthful of pesto.
01:37Oh, ****.
01:38He shot his bulk.
01:39Get it away from me.
01:40It would be very rare that I would be proud that you would be eating sperm.
01:43Well done. Congratulations.
01:44To learn a bit.
01:46That is a penis.
01:47It's a mushroom.
01:48I've seen some mad stuff in my time, but I've never seen cocks on the ceiling.
01:52Do you know what it makes me want to do?
01:54Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:57And see what the dyers make of all this travel caper.
02:01I can't believe you're in a skirt.
02:02Absolutely.
02:03Absolutely.
02:04You're not an apple kind of guy, are you?
02:06I am absolutely shitting myself.
02:24How are you feeling, Dan, anyway?
02:25You know, we're on the second leg of our trip.
02:28Yes, we are.
02:30Now, we want to start exploring a little bit about art and culture.
02:35OK.
02:36What's culture?
02:37Culture.
02:38Culture.
02:38So, everyone has different cultures?
02:41It's a way of life.
02:42Oh, here we go.
02:42It's a way of living.
02:43But, you know, we are going, darling, to Florence.
02:47Yes, we are.
02:48I've always wanted to go there.
02:49Me and your mum went there on honeymoon.
02:51I know.
02:52I was in rehab six months later.
02:53Not because of what...
02:54Not because of Florence.
02:55Not because of what mummy was doing to me sex-wise on the holiday,
02:59because she was pretty appalling, actually.
03:02Oh, God.
03:02Well, I'm just saying, on a honeymoon,
03:03that's the sort of shit you're meant to be doing.
03:05The chains and whips.
03:06It was more that I was struggling in life.
03:09So, Florence doesn't...
03:10Well, I need to go back,
03:12because I just wanted to get a feel for it again now.
03:14It's such an amazing place.
03:16I want a taste of it with my daughter now.
03:18Florence.
03:19The dyers are coming.
03:20Hope you're f***ing ready.
03:29If any place is going to give my Dan a love of high culture,
03:32it's got to be Florence.
03:34Birthplace of the Renaissance.
03:36This city is caked with masterpieces
03:38by some of the world's most famous artists.
03:41As today happens to be my Dan's birthday,
03:44I need to make sure our visit is a memorable one.
03:47But look at this, Dan.
03:49This is beautiful.
03:49I mean, come on.
03:50I love this.
03:51It's your birthday?
03:51Is that really romantic about this?
03:53Well, this is the thing.
03:54This, for me, it oozes romance.
03:56Yeah.
03:57It oozes love.
03:58Yeah.
03:58It oozes sex.
04:00Wow.
04:00In a way.
04:01It's just...
04:02I mean, there's willies everywhere.
04:03It's pure cloth.
04:04Yeah.
04:04Everywhere you look, cocks.
04:05Right?
04:06But in a nice way.
04:07Hello.
04:08Hello.
04:09Baru.
04:10Nice to meet you.
04:11In a beautiful place,
04:12it makes sense to have a beautiful guide.
04:14Baru.
04:15Thanks, Dad.
04:16Lead the way, my man.
04:18I've asked local chef an Instagram heart
04:20from Baru to give us a quick taster of his hometown.
04:24This is our church, our cathedral, the Duomo.
04:27You know, it's all marble.
04:29Yeah, it's a big old dome there, isn't it, Dan?
04:30Massive.
04:32And look at the...
04:33It's a chingiale.
04:34Oh, wow.
04:34So we have to rub the nose for good luck.
04:36But how many people have rubbed this nose?
04:39Wow.
04:39It's a strong ooter.
04:41And so what do you do?
04:41Do you make a wish because...
04:42You rub and it just brings good luck.
04:44I'm gonna put a note in.
04:45This is for all of us.
04:46Put a little ching in.
04:47The chingiale.
04:48Yeah, let's all do it together.
04:51Classic.
04:52If you want to experience Florence, you need to see its art.
04:55My man Baru's pulled a few strings
04:57and got us private access to its most celebrated museum.
05:00So welcome to the Uffizi.
05:03This is the most famous art gallery for Renaissance art.
05:07I like all the little paintings on the wall.
05:09Yeah, the frescoes are beautiful, no?
05:12All the Renaissance rock stars are here.
05:15Local boy done good, Michelangelo.
05:18The legend that is Leonardo da Vinci.
05:20But maybe the most famous painting here is by a cat called Sandro Botticelli.
05:26Oh.
05:28I know this one.
05:29The birth of Venus.
05:31Oh, wow.
05:32So...
05:32Venus was born from some god cutting off the testicles of his father, Uranus.
05:38Nice.
05:38His testicles flow in the water.
05:40They make this white foam.
05:41Spunk.
05:42Yeah, spunk.
05:44And Venus comes out.
05:46Boom.
05:47There she is.
05:47Wow.
05:48Wish it was that easy, actually.
05:50Did the dad die, then?
05:51No, he just went on without testicles.
05:53He walked around, you know, just matless.
05:55Yeah, yeah, pretty much.
05:56So is Venus in the middle?
05:58That's her.
05:58Venus is in the middle.
05:59She's beautiful.
05:59She's very beautiful.
06:00Looks like extensions to me, Dan.
06:02Dan, she's not got an extension in her head.
06:05That's all natural.
06:06So it's kind of the first kind of porno painting.
06:09Oh, wow.
06:09Is that classy poem?
06:10Well, back in the day, like, that's all you had, really.
06:13You didn't have...
06:13Paintings?
06:14Oh, God, that makes a bit of a sick.
06:16Is it because maybe she's showing a bit of...
06:18Oh, no, that's not her beaver.
06:19That's her hair.
06:20The hair on the... on the thing, yeah?
06:23Do they find that there's some geezers coming here wanking over it?
06:26I think I've thought about her when I was a child.
06:28Shit, really?
06:29Yeah.
06:30Not in here, but, you know.
06:31This could potentially be the most expensive piece of art in the world.
06:36Whatever art in the world.
06:36It is.
06:37If you saw it down a boot sale, how much would it?
06:39Yeah.
06:40A billion, maybe?
06:41I don't know.
06:41It's invaluable, I think.
06:43This place must be targeted.
06:45Would you mind what to nick...
06:46How would you nick it?
06:46What are you going to...
06:47Chuck it in the back of a transit?
06:49I don't know why it's a bill.
06:50I'm sorry.
06:50I mean, I'd give...
06:51You don't like it.
06:52I've seen better.
06:53You know, but the testicle bit, you know, that adds to it.
06:56It's quite fun, no?
06:58A billion pound fucking painting.
06:59Oh my, who would spend that?
07:01There's people out there, babe.
07:02You're into your art.
07:03You really, really are.
07:04Well, I think I am, but I don't know.
07:05You know, I think I know about art, but I always bring shit home.
07:07Yeah, like when you brought home that multi-coloured dog.
07:10It was a Jamaican dog, wasn't it?
07:11I just don't know what that was.
07:13So it's got a human body and a dog's head.
07:16Yeah.
07:17And a sort of crystal collar around its throat.
07:20Sounds fucking awful, doesn't it?
07:22Cost me 350 quid, then.
07:23And you got it on Zao.
07:25Yeah.
07:25She gave you a little discount, didn't she?
07:26Because she couldn't wait to fucking get rid of it.
07:29So this is our most famous renaissance man, Leonardo da Vinci.
07:33He's the cat, isn't he?
07:34Yeah, he's the real guy.
07:35Not just famous for his art, but for his inventions, then.
07:39He's drawing helicopters.
07:40Yeah.
07:41In the 15th century.
07:42I mean, that's weird, isn't it?
07:43Yeah.
07:44What's this? What's going on here?
07:45Oh, yeah.
07:46There's some controversy here.
07:48Typical Virgin Mary, an angel.
07:49Another virgin.
07:50They think half was painted by Leonardo and the other half by some other people.
07:54That is beautiful, though.
07:56Oh, you like this one?
07:57That is beautiful.
07:58Yeah.
07:58Finally.
07:59This is what I was talking to you about art.
08:01All of a sudden, you've come up to something and gone,
08:03There's so much going on.
08:05How have they done?
08:05They've sort of made it a bit 3D, haven't they?
08:07Leonardo was known for his perspective.
08:09He was one of the first to bring death to pieces.
08:12So you've just hit the nail on the head of what he was known for without knowing.
08:15Perspective, see?
08:17Up there for thinking, Dan.
08:18Up there for thinking.
08:18But what's downstairs for?
08:20Dancing.
08:21Yeah.
08:23Usually, these sort of places remind me of, like, school trips.
08:26And, like, the best part of the day was your packed lunch.
08:28You wasn't very good in school, was you?
08:29Oh, no.
08:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:31I wasn't naughty in school.
08:32I just spoke, chatted a lot.
08:34You wasn't the brightest in school, was you?
08:36No.
08:36That's really upset me.
08:38Do you mean that?
08:39It's because I was...
08:40I was really good at English.
08:42You took after me.
08:43And we're not about that, you know?
08:45No.
08:45We're more about, you know, personality.
08:47Yeah.
08:48I mean, you'd have to go to Eton for this to be a school trip.
08:51Oh, you and Eton?
08:52You hate Eton.
08:53I hate everything about it.
08:54I don't know why I brought it into the conversation.
08:56Is it an actual style or is it an area?
08:57It's a club, if you like, for the very rich who would bowl around places like this and they would
09:04probably take it for granted as well.
09:06But, you know, it's time for the Etonites, as we call them, to fuck off.
09:12Right.
09:13The Renaissance period, right?
09:15Don't look scared.
09:16I'm not scared.
09:17What was it?
09:18It was a change in culture and...
09:21Yes.
09:22..the way humans looked at the world...
09:25Yeah.
09:25..in a sense.
09:26It was all very grey, very dull.
09:28Yeah, it was colour.
09:29We added some colour.
09:30Yeah.
09:30We did add some colour.
09:32Flamboyant, wasn't it?
09:34A lot of tits.
09:35There was a lot of tits.
09:36Yes.
09:36So now you know about the Renaissance period.
09:38Yeah.
09:38You took something from it at least.
09:40I did, I did, I did.
09:41Thank the fucking Lord.
09:43You're making me crazy, baby.
09:47It's not just the paintings that bring colour to Florence.
09:50The whole place is like a giant work of art.
09:53I must say that Florence is a beautiful place.
09:56I mean, it's so clean and the people, it's...
09:59A lot of love in the air, actually.
10:01There's a lot of sexual tension.
10:03For single people, obviously.
10:05Uh, not me.
10:07I'm...
10:07I'm married.
10:08But, uh, I can sense it.
10:10It's in the air.
10:10It's a nice smell of sexual tension.
10:13That's what the wild things are.
10:15That's what the wild things are.
10:17That's what the wild things are.
10:17Baru's tour is showing me I missed a whole lot of Florentine culture
10:21while having a rollabout on me honeymoon.
10:24Is there a lot of dogging in Florence?
10:27Yeah.
10:28They banned that.
10:29This is very useless.
10:30There's a lot where I hack in this.
10:30I bet you have banned it where you live now.
10:32Yeah, well...
10:33They blocked off the road.
10:33You can never ban dogging, Dan.
10:35No, you can't.
10:35Oh, where are we?
10:36Oh, I brought you to get a little snack, a little street food.
10:41Everywhere in Italy seems to have a local street food favourite.
10:44In Florence, it's Lampardetto.
10:47Baru reckons this is the lunch that fuelled the Renaissance.
10:50I'm getting, uh...
10:52What are you getting?
10:53Ass.
10:53It's ass.
10:54It's the last tract of the intestines.
10:55Really close to the ass.
10:56That's why it's so flavourful.
10:57And what would you have ass with?
10:59A bit of green sauce.
11:00A bit of parsley, olive oil.
11:03Is it not pesto?
11:03No, it's not pesto.
11:05It's...
11:05I'll eat ass all day long, but pesto I struggle with.
11:08It's one of my favourite Italian street food.
11:10It was what the poor ate back in the day.
11:12The poor ate the ass.
11:13The rich ate the steak.
11:14And now it's become fashionable.
11:15Does this only sell that then?
11:17Just that?
11:18Yes.
11:18Ass and a bit up from the ass.
11:21Okay, so a bit of a anal passage.
11:24It's not bad.
11:26It doesn't have a strong flavour.
11:28It's kind of been washed and boiled.
11:30It's been washed and boiled, you know.
11:31Nothing better than a bit of boiled ass.
11:33It's not a raw ass.
11:34It's pig's ass.
11:35No, no, it's cow's ass.
11:37Ooh, there you go.
11:38Wonderful.
11:39Not the actual asshole.
11:41You go first, Dad.
11:42Of course I'll go first.
11:42That's what dads do.
11:44Happy birthday.
11:46You went right in on that.
11:48After this trip, I'm considering being a vegan.
11:50I swear to fucking God.
11:52I just can't believe they put it in a roll.
11:54It was a leaky ass in a roll.
11:55Like it was like a really famous food market.
11:58It was great and the asshole.
12:00I had the main part of the asshole.
12:02I see the ring and it was looking at me.
12:05He did have the ring piece, yeah.
12:06I had the ring piece.
12:07I mean, was it all the insides of an asshole?
12:11Here we go, baby.
12:12Here we go.
12:12How can a million people from Florence be wrong?
12:15A million more.
12:18Just nick a bit of arse.
12:19Don't go too much arse.
12:20Here we go.
12:22All right, go.
12:23Ready?
12:23Here we go.
12:24One, two.
12:24Here we go.
12:25Here we go.
12:25Get it in there, baby.
12:26Oh, come on.
12:26You can do it, darling.
12:28I don't like it.
12:29You're upsetting now.
12:30Look at him.
12:31Here we go.
12:34Ready?
12:34No, that's too much.
12:35Daddy's going to feed you.
12:36Oh, my God.
12:36I hate doing that.
12:37All right, I'll do this bit, yeah?
12:39Yeah, here we go, baby.
12:39Go on.
12:40Ready?
12:41Go.
12:41Three, two, one.
12:42One, let's go.
12:44Beautiful.
12:44Cho, cho, cho, cho, cho.
12:46Because you know it's arsehole, you can taste the arsehole.
12:49Not that I know what arsehole tastes like, but that would, yeah, that is what arsehole tastes like.
12:56How are you doing that?
12:58I'm a fucking hero, aren't I?
13:00Grazie.
13:01Grazie.
13:02Shall we go, yeah?
13:02Yeah, I think I said.
13:03That's it.
13:04Grazie.
13:04I'm going to leave you here.
13:05God bless you.
13:06Thank you very much.
13:07Bye, guys.
13:08Let's go, Dan, Dan.
13:08Let's go.
13:10I've had a really good day.
13:11It's been different.
13:13I love you so much.
13:15I'm so loved.
13:15Okay, you're pushing 30.
13:16I know, I am.
13:18Where should we go?
13:18The world is our oyster, in a way.
13:20Alcohol.
13:21Alcohol, I think, is very important.
13:24It's enough arse for one day.
13:32We're leaving Florence behind and heading west towards the coast.
13:36A drive, Dad says, takes us through some of the most beautiful scenery in Italy.
13:42Rippa Bevella.
13:44Rippa, Rippa, Rippa, Rippa Bevella.
13:47Derelict, isn't it, this area?
13:49A bit like the Hills of Ice.
13:50It's Tuscany.
13:52You've heard of Tuscany, no?
13:54I thought Tuscany was in America, to be honest.
13:55Did you really?
13:57For our next stop, I want us to get a taste of La Dolce Vita, and see how the posh
14:02mob
14:02like to holiday in Tuscany.
14:05I've never been to a vineyard before.
14:07So, why would we?
14:08Because I'm not really a red wine lover.
14:10You're not, are you?
14:11I'm more into, like, my rosés, a Pinot Blush.
14:14I don't mind doing Sauvignon, but I'm not really, I wouldn't really know my wines.
14:18No, I'm sorry.
14:18I mean, I don't drink Echo Fools anymore.
14:20You see it a lot on the telly, don't you?
14:22And it boils me to fucking tears, but, you know, I like to experience it.
14:24It's something different.
14:25You know when you're at a dining table, you know, and you're sort of punchy people, you know?
14:28When you do that silly thing, when you get, like, when someone pulls your car to one,
14:31and then you swirl it around.
14:32Well, all I know is I stick my nose in it, and I say, oh, a bit okey, and I
14:36don't know what that means,
14:36but, you know, I say it's got a good nose, I mean, I'd like to actually have a bit of
14:40fucking ammo.
14:40Where we go is quite a classy little gaff, it's a bit like a, they call it Chiantiland, right?
14:45So you've really, really got involved, haven't you?
14:47And I'll tell you what I know about Chianti, because of a film called Silence of the Lambs.
14:51Yeah, that's a horror film, isn't it?
14:53Well, it's a thriller.
14:54It's always about eating someone with a nice bottle of Chianti.
15:01I've arranged to stay at Kairosa Vineyard, an award-winning organic winery in the Tuscan hills.
15:07It's resident wino, Roberto, has agreed to try and educate me and Dan on all things wine.
15:13Here we are.
15:15It's freezing in here.
15:17Kairosa takes an alternative approach to winemaking.
15:21Even the cellars are laid out according to the discipline of feng shui.
15:25This is a really silly question, but, like, how does wine become wine?
15:29This is not a very silly question, I mean, this is a very interesting question.
15:32On the grape, you can see there is a white, like, dust, okay?
15:39Yeah.
15:39And all this dust is full of yeast and bacterias.
15:42And when you crush the berry, they eat the sugar and they produce alcohol in a very easy way.
15:49It's like when you're in prison.
15:50They get loads of fruit, they get it all together.
15:52Basically, you get loads of apples in a carrier bag and they stash it somewhere.
15:56And then it ferments.
15:58Yeah.
15:58Yeah.
15:58And then all the prisoners, they have a party and they get off their nut.
16:02Yeah.
16:02It obviously tastes disgusting.
16:04Yeah.
16:04But...
16:06Oh, my...
16:06Who's told you this?
16:08Well, I've done it.
16:08Is it factual?
16:09I love this contraption.
16:11Look at it.
16:11It's amazing.
16:12Do you know that tube that does it, like, the tube they use for smear tests?
16:16Okay.
16:16So this is Kairosa.
16:18Lovely.
16:18All right then, my babe.
16:19Why not, eh?
16:20Wow.
16:20From...
16:21Taken from a new barrique.
16:23Oh, she's having a go at all.
16:24Yay.
16:25She loves it.
16:26It's up kind of a little branch to get that.
16:28So?
16:28Oh, she smells like she's going to get me mangled.
16:31Mm-hmm.
16:35Dry, innit?
16:36Have you started to come round to the idea of actually having a nice glass of red?
16:39I've had a couple glasses of that.
16:41Woo!
16:42You would be carrying me on.
16:43She's all right.
16:44Why is it a she?
16:45I think wine is a woman.
16:46Wine is a geezer.
16:46I would go for a wine as a woman.
16:48What sex do you think the wine is?
16:49Would you say it's male or female?
16:51This one for me is more female.
16:53Yes.
16:53I'm saying.
16:55Okay, nice.
16:55One kneel to you.
16:57Salute.
16:57Salute.
16:59Visitors to this holistic vineyard are encouraged to lean into their surroundings and get in touch
17:04with their feelings.
17:06The smell.
17:07Wow.
17:08Yeah.
17:08I'm getting wine.
17:09Instant wine.
17:10Strong wine.
17:12Can't stand a pissy bottle of wine.
17:13All the tanks that you can see, we built following the Feng Shui principles.
17:18Things are placed in certain positions in accordance to spirituality.
17:23Yeah, you know, we need the humanity also, you know.
17:27You need people to be happy, to love what they are doing.
17:30You make something with love.
17:31Then you get something back from it.
17:33Like food, love.
17:33Do you know if someone's made a cup of tea with love or not?
17:34Yes, you're right.
17:35It's like, you know, my wife, sometimes she cooks me a dinner.
17:39Okay.
17:39But if she's cooking it with anger.
17:42Yeah.
17:42And banging pots around, it just tastes like shit.
17:45Yeah, no, no, no, no.
17:46Like a roast dinner.
17:47You know, it's a family, you're making it.
17:49Sometimes when you're just going to, you know, a car for it, you're just slapping it on.
17:52A place called the Toby Carvery.
17:53Oh, yeah, they won't have one of them here.
17:54And it's like, you have to queue up with a tray to get your roast.
17:58It's not done with love.
17:59No.
18:00So you get your roast and you sit there.
18:00You shouldn't really be saying that he has got a Toby Carvery card, so.
18:03A platinum card.
18:04Slagging it off, really, because that will be withdrawn.
18:06I'm not slagging it off.
18:06I do have a really good sticky toffee pudding, but anyway.
18:09Yeah, if you ever come to England, I'm taking you to a carvery.
18:12Ah, we digress.
18:14We digress.
18:14Do you reckon all the wine's in these containers when I've been...
18:17Of course, Sarah, what do you think's in there?
18:19Bodies.
18:20Feng Shui.
18:21Feng Shui, there you go.
18:22Do you have a lot of alcoholics visit?
18:28Even a trip around the vineyard at Kaya Rosa means taking an alternative approach.
18:36Roberta insists this is how guests get up close and personal to the grapes.
18:42They're so big.
18:44They're all mal.
18:45These little winkles are stuck in at the moment, but...
18:48Oh, my God, look at that one.
18:49Yes, I've seen it.
18:51It makes you feel slightly insecure.
18:54Riding horses.
18:55Riding horses, that's...
18:56I mean, I don't know where that's fitting.
18:57Well, it's high culture, isn't it?
18:58That's what most people do.
19:00I didn't like the hat.
19:01I wanted to do it.
19:02I wanted to feel like a cowboy.
19:03No way.
19:04I just...
19:04Fucking bollocky sort of show jumping fucking hat that I had on.
19:08Well, I thought I was going to ride a pony.
19:09Oh, she's a very difficult fit.
19:13How do you get on them?
19:14That's what I want to know.
19:16He's scared.
19:18I'm scared.
19:22You've got to get your leg right over, Dan.
19:26I'm scared.
19:27I can't get up.
19:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
19:30Perfect.
19:32Perfect.
19:33Very good.
19:34Very good.
19:37Dad.
19:38What?
19:39I wish I said no.
19:45I'm going to fall off it, Dad.
19:47I swear to God, I'm shitting myself.
19:49I am absolutely shitting myself.
19:52I don't want to go down the hill.
19:54I'm going to fall.
19:56Oh, my God.
19:57You're doing really well, babe.
19:58But people love this shit, you know?
19:59It's just what they do.
20:01I want to cry.
20:02You know you're meant to, like, you're in control of your horse.
20:06Yeah.
20:06That horse was in control of me.
20:08I know it was.
20:08I was thinking of all the negatives.
20:10Yeah.
20:10Of what could happen on that horse.
20:11You were.
20:12You were just screaming, Dad, I'm going to get off.
20:15I'm really embarrassed.
20:16The whole of Tuscany could just hear the echo of your voice.
20:19And no-one was listening to me.
20:21No.
20:21Don't worry.
20:22I will be in front of you, okay?
20:24I think this horse knows that you hate animals, you know?
20:27I don't hate animals.
20:29I just don't want a dog.
20:31It's a moment, darling.
20:32This is what we do.
20:32We'd never do this on holiday.
20:34This is a fucking moment, you know?
20:37I'm just trying to breathe in and out.
20:39Ooh.
20:41And out.
20:42Breathe in.
20:44And out.
20:45Okay.
20:46Okay.
20:46Oh, yeah.
20:46I feel a bit better now.
20:48I was trying to hold it in, but I was just shooting myself.
20:52Roberta, thank you.
20:53Have you enjoyed yourself, Dan?
20:55It's definitely been an experience, but I don't think I'll be getting back on one.
21:00Dan!
21:01I'm going to fall off!
21:03Was it that bad?
21:04It was amazing.
21:05Was it that bad?
21:07It was funny.
21:08Do you think they'll cut that out?
21:09No, I think they're going to keep that in, darling.
21:11After Dan's trial by Hulseback, Roberta has been kind enough to pull a few nice vintages
21:17from the cellar.
21:18Okay.
21:19So, now we're going to taste some of our wines.
21:22Caillerosa Bianco is a blend of Chardonnay and Vionier.
21:27Okay?
21:2750-50.
21:28Natty little nozzle.
21:29I like that.
21:30I must say as well, it's so beautiful here, the Tascanese.
21:34I thought it was in America.
21:36Didn't you, baby?
21:36Bit silly, aren't I?
21:37No, just not very good at geography.
21:39No, I wasn't.
21:39It does sound a bit American, isn't it?
21:41It does.
21:42So, this is...
21:43Chardonnay?
21:44Chardonnay reminds me of a Nan drink, doesn't it?
21:46There's lots of people in Essex who've got lots of girls called Chardonnay, which is...
21:50And I think that the first thing that you can smell is that we are very close to the seaside.
21:55Can you smell it a little bit of shells?
21:57Yeah.
21:58I can smell.
21:58Salinity, you know?
22:05Oh, that's lovely.
22:09These are to help you, okay?
22:11Okay.
22:11This is, for example, tobacco.
22:13You can open it and smell it.
22:15Have a smell, yeah, okay.
22:16Oh, wow.
22:16So, this way you can try to find the same flavours in the wine that I'm going to pour to
22:21you.
22:21Oh, bad.
22:22Okay?
22:22Let me test.
22:24Okay.
22:25It's based on Sangiovese.
22:26So, Sangiovese is the typical grape, you know, from Tuscany.
22:30Amazing.
22:31Try to find the same flavour in the glass.
22:34This is a blackberry?
22:35No.
22:35That's a beautiful smell.
22:37That's them cherries, Dad, that I like.
22:38They are, the 80s cherries.
22:39So, you have to...
22:40Oh, I love them cherries.
22:41You have to like also the wine.
22:43Oh, I love chocolate.
22:45So, there's chocolate in this?
22:47Yeah.
22:47It's so clever, isn't it?
22:48How do you...
22:49Well, in the second one...
22:50Now, I can smell it.
22:51I couldn't smell it before, but after you smell that, then you go...
22:54You can smell it.
22:54Oh, shit.
22:54Yes.
22:56So, is there peppercorns in this?
22:58Yeah.
22:59And tobacco.
23:01Well, they put it in it?
23:02What a combination.
23:03Well, they put it...
23:03Oh, I was going to say.
23:04Oh, they don't put it in it, right?
23:05No, we don't put it in.
23:07It's a taste that comes out from the grape, okay?
23:10So, being a grape is probably the best fruit you could ever be.
23:12Like, they've got so much about them.
23:14They haven't.
23:14You can't only eat them, you can drink them.
23:16Yeah.
23:18Wow.
23:19Let's enjoy this last glass, and then we go to have dinner with all our team.
23:24You're a wonderful woman.
23:35Do you think being surrounded by this helps with the wine?
23:39I think just being in Italy, like, I feel like if you're in a lovely environment around
23:43good people, then I feel like it just tastes better.
23:46I think I'm slightly in love with Roberta as well.
23:49Would you have an issue with her being your new mum?
23:52You know, if we fell in love, you know, with a glass of wine.
23:55Yeah, I just don't know.
23:56At 26, could you have a step-mum?
23:58Of course you could.
23:59I'm just saying, you know.
24:00Some people fall in love over a bottle of wine.
24:02Yeah, they do.
24:07Roberta's invited us to join the Kairosa family for an evening meal,
24:11and Dad wants to get stuck in and lend a hand.
24:14Look at how he's putting that meat on there.
24:16Look at it.
24:18You know, two alpha males just watching each other cook is very, very sexy for me.
24:23Everything about him is so attractive.
24:25And he likes a doobie as well, I can tell.
24:26And this is...
24:29This is the best.
24:33This is...
24:34I'm fucking obsessed with this.
24:35I mean, this is fucking...
24:41While Dad bonds over fire and steak,
24:43Roberta's asked me to pick ingredients for tonight's salad.
24:46So there is a lot of meat talking going on over there.
24:49And I wanted to have a little explore.
24:52Look at them.
24:53They're like little tomatoes.
24:56Oh.
24:57Is that an aubergine?
24:58That's a...
24:58That is an aubergine.
25:00I don't know why people send them emojis though, aubergine.
25:03When a boy's trying to be cold, they send you a fucking aubergine.
25:07Not interested.
25:10There was a t-shirt that Madonna wore years ago.
25:13She's fucked now, Madonna.
25:14But back in the day, she said Italians do it better.
25:16And so far they fucking do it.
25:18They do everything better.
25:19They dress better.
25:20They talk better.
25:20They cook better.
25:21They drink wine better.
25:22They make wine better.
25:24So it's making me feel slightly vulnerable in a way.
25:29And no man should ever feel vulnerable when he's standing in front of a barbecue.
25:34I'll take my meat very, very seriously.
25:36I know you do.
25:37I trust you with a barbecue at all.
25:39Even though you did burn your stomach on the barbecue.
25:41Yes, because of the...
25:42Yeah, I took my top off and I was too close to it.
25:45Bloody hell.
25:45That was really bad.
25:45And the top of my winkle.
25:46No.
25:47Top of my helmet.
25:48How did that get out?
25:51Sometimes it happens.
25:57Look at that tomato.
25:58That would be so nice with a bit of mozzarella.
26:01It's a pea shoot.
26:03Is it?
26:05Yeah, it is.
26:06Look at this.
26:07Do you know what I feel like all of a sudden?
26:09A fucking caveman.
26:11Is that basil?
26:13No.
26:15That's basil.
26:17Oh, this makes me happy.
26:19I feel like it's so therapeutic.
26:21Like, imagine being like, if you had a bad day,
26:23you can just go and plant some peppers.
26:25That would make me really happy.
26:26I need a cigar and a Tony Soprano shirt and I'm away.
26:32Tomatoes grew in the ground, don't they?
26:33They grew on a tree.
26:35That is a good one.
26:37Here we go.
26:38Danny's little fruit and veg mix.
26:40Because tomato is a fruit,
26:41which I don't think makes any sense
26:43because you have tomatoes on a salad.
26:45I don't understand how tomato comes under the fruit range.
26:49We'll see what he can muscle up with this.
26:51Look at these fucking ribs here.
26:53Lots of meat.
26:54Tonight we eat and we be merry.
26:57Yeah?
26:57Long live Tuscany.
26:59That is a very attractive man.
27:02I mean, if I could tongue him, I would.
27:03That's the truth.
27:11Dad's brought us to an exclusive Tuscan vineyard to learn about wine.
27:16This is so beautiful.
27:17Salute.
27:18And to get a taste of the good life, Italian style.
27:22Look at this food.
27:24Pizza, Samuel.
27:25You like it?
27:26Good tomatoes.
27:28So we have the vegetable garden.
27:30Do you just use them for, like, home use?
27:32Or do you sell them?
27:33Just for our guests.
27:34We are trying to create, like, a sort of separate world.
27:38And we have the hives with the bees,
27:41so we produce our own honey.
27:43She doesn't like bees.
27:44I don't know.
27:44They scare me, bees.
27:45Yeah, I know.
27:47But they are super important.
27:48Bees are so important, aren't they?
27:49Yeah.
27:49No, they are.
27:50Wasps are twats.
27:51What is wasp?
27:52Because it's a Vespa.
27:54Ah, yeah, yeah.
27:55A wasp.
27:55What's Italian for wasp?
27:57Vespa?
27:57Vespa.
27:58It's like the motorbike, you know?
28:00But Vespa's cool.
28:01A wasp just stings you and then fucks off.
28:04Yeah.
28:04I must say, it's an honor to be with such beautiful people.
28:09We're trying to understand what Italian culture is.
28:12Culture is a way of life, huh?
28:14Yeah.
28:15It's a way of life, but also to eat well, to drink well,
28:20but also to stay all together.
28:22Because you really know someone when they are eating
28:26and they are drinking, you know?
28:28That's like when you go on a date.
28:30You, like, go out for food together, like, you drink together.
28:33Yeah.
28:33That's when you really know if you like something or not.
28:35Yeah.
28:35So I had a poster on my wall, and it was a movie poster,
28:40and it said La Dolce Vita, and I just thought it meant
28:42a beautiful woman.
28:44But it actually means...
28:45La Dolce Vita means...
28:47What do you mean?
28:48The style of life.
28:48Well, yeah.
28:49The sweet life.
28:50Yeah.
29:37You know, Mary Shelley.
29:39Who's Mary Shelley?
29:40She writes poetry.
29:42No, she doesn't.
29:43She wrote Frankenstein.
29:44What?
29:45Yeah.
29:45She wrote Frankenstein?
29:46The movie?
29:47The movie.
29:47No, not the movie, the book.
29:51This area is also known as the Bay of Poets,
29:54because back in the day, it became an absolute magnet
29:57for the English romantics.
29:59Not just the Shelley's.
30:01Keats and Byron came through a pipe as well.
30:04La Spezia.
30:05La Spezia.
30:06They call this the Bay of Poets.
30:10Oh.
30:11So, everywhere you turn, there's a poet.
30:13You know what I mean?
30:14Yeah.
30:14You into poetry?
30:16It's not like I'm not into it.
30:17I'm just never really around it.
30:19The one's named after your mother, look.
30:22Bossy.
30:23Yeah.
30:24Filippo.
30:25He looks like a poet as well, doesn't he?
30:27He does.
30:27Nice to meet you at last.
30:30Amazing.
30:30How's it going?
30:33I'd love Danny to treasure the spoken word as much as me.
30:37Ooh.
30:42Filippo's over to take us on what he calls a poetry sailing,
30:45where he and some fellow word nuts perform to an audience at sea.
30:51This boat was built in 1923.
30:53Wow.
30:53100 years old.
30:55Oh, God.
30:55So, we're sitting on history.
30:57There is that.
30:57I'm also sitting on this...
31:00I don't know what it is.
31:01It's quite nice.
31:02I'm not going to lie.
31:03It's quite pleasant.
31:06Oh, wow.
31:07He's just resting.
31:10Howdy.
31:12Filippo, you know, why do you like poetry?
31:14I've always been doing this, actually.
31:15So, since I was a kid, it's a way, actually, to use words in the most efficient way possible.
31:22So, what we try to do is to revive the vibes of poetry in the Bay of Poets.
31:29All these great sort of literary people, Byron, Keats, how did they discover this place?
31:35Why is it so magical to poets?
31:37Napoleon used to say, this is the most wonderful golf in the universe.
31:42Ah.
31:42That's what Napoleon used to say.
31:43So, I was Napoleon.
31:44Yeah.
31:46So, Danny, you work with words.
31:48What would you like to do?
31:49Well, I was very close to a writer called Harold Pinter.
31:52He was a mentor of mine, and I did some of his plays.
31:56And the way he used words, it was always fascinating to me.
32:00So, that was my real introduction, really, to literature and the musicality of words,
32:05because that's what it's about.
32:06You know, you can say a word a thousand ways.
32:08Poetry is about mostly rhythm and, of course, words.
32:12Of course it is.
32:12Exactly.
32:13And delivery.
32:14Yeah.
32:15And I think he liked me because he was working class.
32:18He didn't sound working class because he had to change his accent,
32:20but he liked what he saw in me, which was something raw and real.
32:25And I think that's why we had a bit of a connection.
32:27And, you know, he died, and it really affected me bad.
32:29I went a bit crazy over it, you know.
32:32I didn't realize how important he was to me.
32:35You know, I just felt more intelligent being around him, you know.
32:38So, I'm intrigued to listen to a nice bit of Italian poetry.
32:41What's the purpose of your trip here?
32:43Trying to introduce my daughter to a bit of literature.
32:45She's intrigued.
32:46I just want to get her excited about words and stuff, you know,
32:49because she's very good with words.
32:50She doesn't realize she is.
32:52She's very clever.
32:53Well, not clever, actually.
32:54She's not the smartest, but...
32:57Uh-uh.
32:58No, nothing.
32:59Didn't say a word.
32:59You can enjoy, even if you don't understand a thing.
33:01Yeah, I don't understand much.
33:03So, you know...
33:06I'm in the word game, because I'm an actor.
33:08So, my job is I'm a salesman.
33:10I sell words.
33:12You do sell words.
33:13I have to make words and sentences interesting.
33:15Sounds interesting because some actors, you watch them,
33:16and they're so wooden.
33:17Being an actor, you're the waiter,
33:20and the writer of that piece is the chef.
33:23Yeah, yeah.
33:23Depending on what he fucking writes,
33:24you've got to serve it up to the audience.
33:27I love that.
33:28You're fucked.
33:29Yeah.
33:30You know?
33:30And what does an actor need?
33:31An actor needs.
33:32And that's his toolbox.
33:34They need a fucking good chef.
33:35I like James Martin on a Saturday.
33:41Filippo's invited me to perform a little something as well,
33:44and I'm working on an idea I think might grab the punters.
33:49Let's just see what the boys are going to bring to the table.
33:51I love them in there, sort of poet tops.
33:53I like them little tops.
33:55Yeah.
33:55They're like a little club, aren't they?
33:56Yeah.
33:57Poet club.
33:57Poet club?
33:58Yeah, we're fucked here because it's Italian poetry, so...
34:01Yeah, but I bet that's beautiful.
34:02I feel like everything Italians say is beautiful.
34:03This is true, yeah.
34:04So we'll just nod and clap when we need to.
34:09As evening draws in...
34:13..it's showtime.
34:17There is something really beautiful, like, about both sides.
34:20When I go to the beach, I go to the beach and try to distinguish the fish by name.
34:28So where the others will see the homogeneity of the water,
34:33You will live living in Poseidon.
35:07Time to step up and show these geezers what an A-list performer can do.
35:13Keep playing the music, yeah?
35:18Hello, everyone. I'm going to tell you a little story.
35:21It's been passed down through generations.
35:24One day, there was three bears.
35:27There was a daddy bear, there was a mummy bear,
35:31and there was a baby bear.
35:33Anyway, they all had to go out because they needed to calm his brain.
35:36He was a crazy little bear.
35:38Meanwhile, while they was out,
35:40there was a little girl called Goldilocks.
35:42He's definitely got more confidence than I do.
35:45He's been doing it for years.
35:46With me, I get a little bit, like, nervous standing up in front of people
35:50and, like, doing a poem or something that you're not really used to doing.
35:54She then went to the baby bear's chair,
35:56and then, bam, the chair smashed into a million pieces,
36:00shrapnel everywhere.
36:02I think Love Island was different.
36:04It didn't make me nervous because I was just sitting in the villa
36:07talking shit all day, really.
36:08Like, we wasn't really doing anything, to be honest.
36:12The mummy bear said,
36:13Yeah, someone's been sitting in my chair.
36:14I can't believe this.
36:16The baby bear said,
36:17Shut your mouths.
36:18Look at my chair.
36:18It's all over the gaff.
36:19He was definitely on the spectrum.
36:23They went upstairs.
36:24They could hear snoring.
36:25The daddy bear says,
36:25Look at me quill.
36:26It's all over the place.
36:27The daddy bear got Goldilocks,
36:29picked her up.
36:30He shook her.
36:32He said,
36:32Are you hungry, little girl?
36:34So I have had a starters of porridge.
36:36But yes, I am still hungry.
36:37He said,
36:37Why don't you come downstairs?
36:39And we'll have a pizza.
36:41They did put pineapple on it.
36:43And I know that may upset some of you Italians,
36:45but they had a lovely meal.
36:48La dolce vita.
36:51It's been a while since I've done a bit of improv.
36:54I think I've still got it.
36:56You love performing, don't you?
36:58Well, what is literature?
36:59You know, that was literature.
37:00I may have lost them with the pizza with pineapple,
37:03but I just couldn't help it.
37:07I think it's a fascinating tale.
37:08Yeah.
37:09You know, little treacle bowling around,
37:11breaking into people's houses,
37:12eating their fucking food,
37:13smashing their gaffer.
37:14She does make me want to bowl already, Breck.
37:16Yeah.
37:17A very fussy lady.
37:18And has the audacity to go and have a kip in the fucking bed.
37:21That's the first rule of burglary.
37:23Don't have a kip in the bed.
37:24No.
37:24But I rounded it off nice, didn't I?
37:26You did.
37:30Grazie, grazie.
37:31I don't want to say,
37:32but I think I may have stole the show.
37:34Grazie.
37:35There was something very romantic about this evening.
37:38We see a lovely little couple, didn't we,
37:39that have definitely been married for, like, ever.
37:42Oh, look, there they are.
37:43They are cuddling on their boat.
37:46This is the thing.
37:46You didn't know their backstory.
37:47She could have been a prostitute that you hired for that night.
37:49There is no...
37:49You know they've been together since they were, like, 16.
37:52We were a bit reluctant.
37:54Yeah.
37:55You never think, oh, yeah,
37:56I want to go sit on a boat and listen to poetry.
37:58But now, I think it was, there was something really beautiful in it.
38:01It was, darling.
38:02And you was just so good.
38:04Filippo, come and sit down.
38:05Filippo, well done.
38:06That was...
38:06Thanks a lot.
38:07...just romance.
38:08It's the place to be for that.
38:10It really is, isn't it?
38:11Yeah.
38:12Really starting to understand that, aren't we?
38:13That was beautiful.
38:14It was a real honour to be invited into your world, you know?
38:19What did you think of my three bears?
38:21It was amazing.
38:22I really enjoyed it.
38:23It's a shame they couldn't understand me, but I needed to express myself.
38:26And Dani got a bit nervous, and she didn't want to get up in the end.
38:30Next time.
38:31We need to practise a bit tomorrow.
38:33The challenge that I have for you is write something dedicated to each other,
38:37using as less words as possible.
38:40You're going to give us some poetry tomorrow, yeah?
38:42Yeah, but not a lot to have to write my own.
38:43Maybe, yeah, maybe.
38:45It's not hard.
38:46It's not...
38:46You write whatever you want.
38:47Nothing's right or wrong.
38:48All right then.
38:49You're going to have your moment.
38:50I love my moment.
38:52Yeah?
38:52Sure.
38:53Is this a deal?
38:54That's a deal.
38:58It might be one of the greatest performances I've ever give.
39:01But my Dani was proud of me, and that's all that matters to me.
39:03As long as my...
39:03You know, when my Dani comes to watch me and stuff, and she's proud of me,
39:07it really does give me a lift.
39:13Oh, one day you'll see, I'll be born to be happy, happy.
39:20Following in the footsteps of the romantic poets,
39:23we've come to the heart of Italy's famous Sancatera coastline.
39:27Another day, another town.
39:29Poto Venue.
39:31Got it?
39:31This is what I like.
39:33Little shops and a little restaurant.
39:35Very cute, I must say.
39:37A lot of dogs here, I know I've noticed.
39:39What's making you miss your dog?
39:40I'm missing my little Debbie.
39:42Do you, though, Dad?
39:43Yeah, I do.
39:43She gives you no love.
39:44That's why I miss her.
39:45It's a bit like your mother, actually.
39:49After last night's floating poetry show, Dad's treated me to a bit of retail therapy.
39:55So old again, isn't it?
39:56I love old things.
39:57So old.
39:57You know what I'm about.
39:59Oh, look at that.
40:00She's...
40:01What, you like all this?
40:02I love the little bags.
40:04Come on then.
40:05It's such a treacle shop, this is.
40:07I quite like these bins.
40:10They're ridiculous.
40:12You mean they're ridiculous?
40:13It's like the little pom-poms on there.
40:15Yeah, that's what I was feeling, a pom-pom.
40:17I love a pom-pom.
40:18How much, yeah?
40:2059.
40:21It's me last 60 euros, look.
40:22Aw, you keep treating me on the street.
40:24It's quite expensive.
40:25That's what I do, I'm a dad, isn't I?
40:2759 euros.
40:28I've been knocked again.
40:29So sorry.
40:30What are you going to do?
40:31I've had my pants pulled down again.
40:34Look at the pasta curtain.
40:35That is so cool.
40:37Shall we have a cocktail soon?
40:38Yeah, I'll buy you a cocktail.
40:39I do owe you what I have now.
40:40Yeah, now that you've fucking rinsed me for a bag.
40:42Basil mojito, yeah?
40:43Basil mojito.
40:44Oh, fuck that.
40:45You want mint in it.
40:46I don't know that basil in it.
40:47Bit of mint for me.
40:48That's basil.
40:49She's using basil.
40:50It's mintal.
40:51Fucking hell.
40:53To art and to high culture.
41:02Drinks out here are so strong.
41:05Sort of in a mouthful of pesto.
41:06Yeah.
41:06You know how I feel about fucking pesto, don't you?
41:09Do we like Italy?
41:11I do like Italy.
41:12Yeah, do you?
41:13Yes.
41:15What I'm missing though, I'm missing a roast.
41:17You couldn't have a roast out here because it's just...
41:19Won't make no sense, would it?
41:20It's fucking strong, isn't it?
41:22I feel like if I drink that, I'm going to be a different Danny.
41:25If you wanted to go on a date and it weren't working, have a couple of them.
41:28Suck on them, yeah, you're right.
41:29You'll fancy them.
41:31Luckily, Dad loves Ra more than he hates basil.
41:35Shall we fuck off?
41:36Yeah, let's fuck off.
41:38Anyone want a basil mojito?
41:41Last night, we promised Filippo we'd get creative and write some verse to each other.
41:49Where better to get the juices flowing?
41:55Wow.
41:56Hold on, here we go.
41:58Three, two, one.
42:00Legend.
42:01There you go.
42:02You know, this is where the mad Lord Byron was most inspired.
42:09And this is where he set off.
42:11Wow.
42:12On his seven and a half K swim.
42:15Where would he swim to?
42:17That's what I want to know.
42:18Well, he was swimming to go and see his muse, Mary Shelley.
42:25Nice.
42:25So, who was his pal's missus?
42:28But I think it was Plating her.
42:30Yeah, the things men will do.
42:32The things men will do for Beaver.
42:36Hey.
42:38Do you understand why they was inspired?
42:40I mean, it is beautiful.
42:42It really is, isn't it?
42:43Actually.
42:43I think if you go to a beautiful place and take it all in, then maybe you do get inspired
42:48from it all.
42:49You know, why didn't he go to Clacton?
42:51Would you be inspired in Clacton?
42:53No.
42:53No.
42:54Fair point.
42:57There's poetry everywhere you look, actually.
43:00You know, and there will be people watching this thinking, what the fuck is he talking
43:03about?
43:04But trust me, you know, we're surrounded by poetry.
43:08And it's been a real joy for me.
43:10And I've realised during this trip, you just want to leave a legacy.
43:14And the legacy should be, it shouldn't be money and big houses and yachts.
43:19It should be you brought up decent human beings that can potentially, you know, be good people.
43:30Do you feel like you've changed over this leg of the trip?
43:33I definitely feel like you've put life into perspective, didn't you, when you go away?
43:36It's difficult because we're travelling, which is quite knackering, but we're also learning.
43:40And you know, our brains, you know, they're sponges and I think both of our brains, they're aching.
43:46They're aching?
43:47Let's raise this first.
43:51Good nose.
43:52And then what do we do?
43:53We just suck it off.
43:54And then, yeah, look in the eyes.
43:58Ah, fucking hell.
43:59That is lovely.
44:00So, you now like red wine?
44:02I do.
44:03Last night was beautiful as well.
44:04Like, when we were sitting on the boat and I know we couldn't understand why they were sound,
44:07but we could feel the emotions.
44:09A lot of romance, again, that's what makes me miss home.
44:11I think Italy, oh, same.
44:12You know when you miss home and you see people cuddling and you think, oh, what a gladder.
44:16Well, you're in love.
44:16You're in love.
44:17I've been in love over, you know, for over 30 years.
44:19I've been in love.
44:20It's fucking hard love, that is.
44:21It's graft, that love.
44:22But I realise how much I appreciate that love.
44:24I think art, culture, results back to love.
44:27I agree, actually.
44:28You know?
44:29Because love is all about expressing yourself.
44:30Without love, Dan, you're fucked.
44:32Yeah.
44:33Shall we get into our poetry?
44:36Oh, yeah.
44:36Do you want to go first or ladies first?
44:38Okay.
44:38Here we go.
44:39Right.
44:40Dad.
44:42A daughter's first love and in some...
44:44Nope.
44:45Dad.
44:45Start again.
44:46Dad.
44:46Take your time, no rush.
44:47I am, I am.
44:48Here we go.
44:49Dad.
44:51A daughter's first love and in some lucky cases, a best friend.
44:55I want to cry.
44:56I feel like I'm going to get my...
44:58No, go, go.
44:59Go on.
45:00I don't want to cry.
45:02Are we allowed to cry?
45:02I'll leave you there.
45:05It's okay to cry?
45:06I hate crying.
45:07No, I've got to go.
45:08I've got to go.
45:09Oh my God, what the fuck?
45:11Here we go.
45:12No, I'm never going to do poetry at home, fuck that shit.
45:14This is what poetry brings out, it's fucking emotion.
45:16This is fucking culture.
45:17Here we go.
45:18Okay.
45:19Dad.
45:20Your unique character, the strength and guidance you've always given me.
45:23Thank you, my Papa Bear, for always making me laugh, but most importantly, always being
45:28there.
45:29I had to rhyme at the end, do you know what I mean?
45:30That's fucking good.
45:31You've got a little rhyme in there.
45:32You twat.
45:32I haven't done that.
45:33I had to, because to me poetry is a little rhyme.
45:36It was so beautiful.
45:38What are you crying for?
45:39What are you crying for, as my mummy would say?
45:42Stop fucking crying.
45:45You're from East London.
45:47Go on then.
45:47Go on then.
45:51Dads, what are we?
45:54I only know when I look at you.
45:57Fuck.
45:58I think I did it.
46:01Thank you, Dan, for being you.
46:04Oh, that was lovely.
46:05So it sort of rhymed.
46:07It did.
46:09Give me some...
46:10Give me some skin.
46:14Love that.
46:16My bag.
46:17I do love it.
46:18You do know that it says beach bog.
46:25Shit, it does, doesn't it?
46:2660 fucking euros.
46:28Daylight robbery.
46:29I love theружity.
46:30Sugar.
46:45Denise思考.
46:4880.
46:49I'm not sure.
46:49Adieu, ruhig.
46:49I love the 왜냐하면.
46:49To ride on the school window.
46:50You can say birthday.
46:51Is it okay.
46:53Was it white?
46:53I haven't got it yet.