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00:03All right, it's Sunday night.
00:05Woo!
00:05Get it!
00:07Yeah.
00:07Woo!
00:08Woo!
00:13You're going to accept her.
00:14Just keep lying, lying, lying, lying, lying.
00:17That's no stability.
00:18You don't have any foundation.
00:21Mom.
00:21I will not.
00:22Don't.
00:23Mom.
00:23Mom and Molly, you're having that.
00:26If my mother-in-law will talk to me like this,
00:28I will knock her down, all right?
00:29Oh, my God, right.
00:31Oh, come here.
00:32Give me a hug.
00:33I lied.
00:33Oh, my God.
00:35I'm so happy I'm finally touching you.
00:39Oh, my God.
00:41Sounds like they're doing it.
00:43Just take me to the room now.
00:45Literally, she's like, let's go in the car.
00:47But they can't because Chris is there.
00:49Yeah.
00:50Like, Chris, can you actually move to the backseat?
00:52Can you drive, actually?
00:53Can you drive?
00:54Can you drive?
00:55Last night was awful.
00:58Next night, huh?
00:59I didn't sleep.
01:01Yeah.
01:02This has never happened before in my whole entire life.
01:06No matter how sick I've gotten, I've never the bed.
01:09.
01:11You.
01:12Oh, come back to the hotel staff.
01:15They gonna charge you extra for that.
01:21Thank you for having me again, a little mom's night.
01:25But this time, I figured, like, we both love Pilates, and we do Pilates.
01:28So I come in handy.
01:30We're gonna do this.
01:32Gotta, like, hinge back.
01:33Just hold?
01:34Just hold.
01:35We do this in our workout.
01:36Yeah.
01:37You gotta switch it.
01:38Push it real good.
01:39I didn't have my leg open for so long.
01:41Here, I'll talk.
01:41Three kiss you like your leg open all the time.
01:44All right, pretty.
01:45You ready?
01:45It's Sunday night.
01:46Are you ready for the nightie dance?
01:48I hear her purring.
01:49I think she is.
01:49She is purring.
01:51You're purring for Sheena?
01:52Mm-hmm.
01:53I was happy that they got engaged.
01:55That was sweet.
01:55We want Sheena and Forrest to purr tonight.
01:59I feel like I could look like Elise.
02:02She was going to the airport with her little bra.
02:05Mm-hmm.
02:06Her little leggings.
02:07I could do that pregnant.
02:08Yeah.
02:09Oh, babe.
02:10I feel like the baby's just kicking when I said Elise.
02:13Wait.
02:13They want to meet Auntie Elise.
02:15Just kicking.
02:17I can feel it.
02:18That was gas.
02:23A lot of people are going to be in their feelings tonight,
02:25and I predict Molly's going to be in her feelings tonight,
02:27and I predict Lisa is going to be in her feelings tonight,
02:32so this menu is going to be extra, extra emotional.
02:37Yeah, extra good.
02:39You know, it's going to be super mwah!
02:42You know what that mean?
02:43Spicy.
02:51Uh-oh.
02:52I hear that music.
02:54Sounds sad.
02:55I mean, the end is near.
02:56Okay, where are we?
02:58Looks like Nigeria.
03:00Okay, that means we're with Lisa and Daniel.
03:04So how do you feel now?
03:10I feel like crap.
03:12Why?
03:12They got the blessing.
03:14Uh-oh.
03:14She found something else on his phone.
03:16Oh, because she feel guilty, probably.
03:18Maybe she want to tell him.
03:20Ooh.
03:20Yeah.
03:21Now that she got the approval.
03:22Last night was awful.
03:25Next night on, I didn't sleep.
03:28Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
03:30What?
03:30Y'all was bumping uglies all night,
03:32or you just seeing your feelings?
03:34What's going on here?
03:35Maybe diarrhea or something?
03:37That happened to you once on your drip.
03:38That would happen to me, though,
03:39in case of diarrhea.
03:42This has never happened before in my whole entire life.
03:45No matter how sick I've gotten,
03:47I've never the bed.
03:48Oh!
03:51.
03:52.
03:54I was right!
03:57.
03:58Are you , man, yo?
03:59You!
04:00Oh!
04:01You can't imagine the hotel staff.
04:03They're going to charge you extra for that.
04:05I feel bad that I did that.
04:08Baby.
04:12I accepted it with all my hats.
04:14I told you that I love you.
04:16You don't have to be embarrassed, OK?
04:18Sounds like a gang top trying to come for the bottom.
04:22He seems more comfortable with her crap in the bed
04:25than not wearing a wig.
04:26Maybe he's used to it.
04:27I don't know.
04:28I'm going to my pants in the car in Africa.
04:29Remember that?
04:30Mm-hmm.
04:30I literally almost had to
04:32in one of Scarlett's diapers.
04:34That is how bad.
04:34Remember I was, like, out the window,
04:36like, clenching my butt together?
04:37And Cove and Scarlett were both like,
04:39Mom!
04:39And Mom was like,
04:40Nobody talk to Emily right now.
04:43Like, if I have a man who elect,
04:45especially, like, in the beginning of the relationship,
04:47I am scared to go, like, pee.
04:49I put the water, and I'm like,
04:51you know, like,
04:51not, like, going to actual toilet.
04:53I need to, like, loud music wherever.
04:55I hear music.
04:56I actually would just fly back to US.
04:58And I would be like,
04:59I never want to see you again.
05:01The level of embarrassment and all.
05:16Oh, no!
05:17Holy crap.
05:19I mean, literally.
05:21Yo, let me tell you something.
05:22In America, bruh,
05:24that's a totally disrespect
05:25of somebody on you.
05:27You know what I'm saying?
05:28She on you.
05:29Hell no.
05:30Nobody on me.
05:31I didn't on Annie.
05:32I peed on your feet in the shower.
05:34You never peed on me.
05:35I do peed on you.
05:36I got to mark my territory.
05:37That's his ghost.
05:37One time I farted on a guy in my sleep,
05:40and the next day he ghosted me.
05:42I said, dude, I was sleeping, and I farted.
05:44I don't know what to tell you.
05:47It was everywhere.
05:49I had to change the sheets with his help,
05:51and I didn't know what to do
05:53because I couldn't stop going to the bathroom.
05:55It kept coming out of me.
05:56Did she not feel it, or did it just happen unexpectedly?
06:00How could you not?
06:01OK, I'm not judging, but how could you not feel
06:03when you're on the ?
06:04When I was pregnant and I, like, sneezed,
06:07I, like, tingled a little bit.
06:08Oh, yeah, no.
06:08But, like, it's different.
06:09Other than that, I, like,
06:10I do that now sometimes.
06:11Oh, I go with Miles to trampoline.
06:13I need to wear a mask because if no,
06:14I would jump and pee myself.
06:15Yeah, listen, that bladder just doesn't hit the same.
06:17I get it.
06:17Yeah.
06:23Man, imagine the smell.
06:25Oh, my God.
06:26Yeah.
06:26Get the up and sleep your ass in the bathtub.
06:30I feel like she's really showing her age right now, too.
06:32You start losing control of your bowels.
06:34And they're still in the dating phase.
06:36It's probably what she ate.
06:38The second time I visited Mexico, I had it so bad.
06:41The runs, but you didn't do it on the bed.
06:43No, I didn't do it on the bed,
06:43but I was up, like, literally 25 times in one night.
06:47I didn't sleep.
06:48Yeah, it was horrible.
06:49And the air conditioner didn't work.
06:51It was.
06:51And it was 113 degrees.
06:53It was hell.
06:56I'm so worried I'm going to have more explosive diarrhea.
07:00And he's eating a chocolate bar.
07:01Long time either, Daniel.
07:04And he's sitting there eating chocolate
07:06after he done got on.
07:08So it's like my man sitting there eating chocolate
07:11fantasizing about the .
07:18Wow, it looks delicious.
07:21You're welcome.
07:22Hey.
07:24I've already gotten blessings from his uncle,
07:27from the king.
07:28I'm only one step away from getting married to Daniel.
07:33I have to start being honest with him as soon as possible.
07:37Is she going to eat it?
07:38Why are you putting their fingers in the room?
07:40That's how they eat.
07:41And they eat with their hands.
07:42I don't know.
07:43I don't know.
07:44I'm just, I'm just, I'm just even, like,
07:47right now.
07:49I want to talk to you about something.
07:55Armando, is it coming?
07:57Oh, geez.
07:57It's coming.
07:58Uh-oh.
07:59Here's the moment.
08:00She's probably thinking, I just this man.
08:04Mm-hmm.
08:04Now I'm going to tell him,
08:05because he's fully committed now.
08:07I stained his clothes.
08:09You know how, um, I've told you
08:12I've been married a couple of times?
08:14Actually, I've met mention of Dutch.
08:17Oh, God.
08:18Here we go.
08:19Here we go.
08:21Well, there's so many lies here.
08:23What lie do you think she's going to confess to?
08:25It's going to start out with how many times
08:27she's been married.
08:28And I think he's going to.
08:29Which one do you choose?
08:31Um.
08:34I've been married five times.
08:39Oh!
08:42Oh!
08:42Wow.
08:43I came out.
08:44Uh-oh.
08:45One lie out.
08:46Oh, there's one.
08:48Five times.
08:51You would be my sixth husband.
08:55God.
08:59Whoa!
08:59Whoa!
09:00Naya!
09:02No!
09:03She's already lying again.
09:05No.
09:06Not your sixth husband.
09:07Like, your third husband.
09:09Imagine how he's feeling in this moment of, like,
09:12talk about betrayal.
09:13Honestly, I can't understand Lisa in this moment.
09:15She's probably pants again.
09:17She on you.
09:18You might as well just stay.
09:20Yeah.
09:21For real.
09:22Is the worst?
09:23Yeah.
09:23The worst.
09:25No, but you better don't do your nasty.
09:27You're going to smack you.
09:31We're going to make things easy for you, okay?
09:33Are you going to be part of our lives or not?
09:37Whoa!
09:38Forrest!
09:39Oh!
09:40Forrest laying it down!
09:42Forrest laying it down, yo!
09:44MVP!
09:47You know, Lisa, she's trying to be truthful.
09:50I mean, she's trying.
09:51She just can't say she was with a woman.
09:53She just can't say it out there.
09:55But I'm like, let's say some truthful things to each other.
09:58Because the truth will set us free!
10:01That's true.
10:01Like, I don't like your okra soup.
10:06Okay?
10:07I know you love it, but it's too slimy for me.
10:11I cannot take your 30-minute bowel movements anymore.
10:15I can't do it!
10:17Your poop smells so bad!
10:19It's not as bad as yours.
10:22Yours, you have to crack a window.
10:23I can't even breathe.
10:25See if I have to even feel better?
10:27Somehow.
10:28We're free.
10:35Oh, where are we?
10:37Oh!
10:37Are we in the Philippines?
10:39Uh-oh!
10:40Back where we left off!
10:41Boom!
10:42Molly's going off at Forrest and Sheena.
10:45I understand she has concerns for her son.
10:48But she really needs to go easy on them.
10:51Not just shutting them down all the time based on how you feel.
10:55But, like, Molly also has a reason.
10:57Because she lied a lot.
10:58So it's, like, hard.
10:59It's a very different situation.
11:01I felt this was the appropriate thing to do for our relationship to work and continue.
11:09We talked privately.
11:11Okay.
11:12She explained herself to me and I can't...
11:14Yeah, I'm sure she didn't.
11:15Did she ask for your big and humble forgiveness?
11:17Whoa.
11:18Oh, my God, girl.
11:19Quit doing that mocking stuff.
11:22Sheena just to sit there and take the insults and it's just coming jab after jab after jab after jab
11:27after jab.
11:27Yeah.
11:28This is your son's future wife-to-be and this is how you treat her?
11:34Forrest, you're more full of than a Christmas goose.
11:37No.
11:37Yes, you are.
11:40What is a Christmas goose full of?
11:42What does it mean, though?
11:44Like, full of the Christmas...
11:45I guess Christmas gooses have in them before you cook them or something.
11:48I don't know.
11:49But it's an old thing.
11:50I don't know.
11:51Never heard that expression before.
11:52Because, um, I don't eat goose, geese, and none of them duck wings.
11:56They all greasy and oily.
11:58You're going to accept her just keep lying, lying, lying, lying, lying?
12:02That's no stability.
12:03You don't have any foundation.
12:06Mom.
12:06I will...
12:07Don't.
12:08Mom.
12:08Mama Molly.
12:10She ain't having that.
12:12The mother don't be going to believe anything you say even though you say.
12:15If my mother will talk to me like this, I will knock her down already.
12:18Oh, my God, right.
12:19I think Molly needs to grow up a little bit.
12:21I know she thinks she's wise and all this.
12:24And I know she's trying to help her son.
12:26But she talks like she's a kid.
12:28Yeah.
12:28And this mocking stuff is just silly as heck.
12:31Well, she needs to back off.
12:33We've heard this for seven years.
12:37And even up until three days ago, it was yet another lie.
12:42She's a pathological liar, I'm thinking.
12:47Molly's not wrong though.
12:48She's been lying for seven years.
12:50She's got a lot to prove.
12:52You've been lying for seven years straight.
12:54That's a long time to be lying.
12:55The room wasn't built in a day.
12:57Her lies were built for seven years.
13:00I don't think she's a pathological liar.
13:02I just think she's confused sometimes.
13:07Mom, I'm going to take the dive.
13:11I'm going to go in.
13:13And if there's rocks, I'm willing to take it.
13:17But that is my choice.
13:21Yes.
13:22Good for you, Forrest.
13:24And Forrest can say, hey, Mom, I accept her apology.
13:29And it's time to just move on for it.
13:31There's no way Molly should keep dwelling on the situation.
13:34Yeah.
13:34You're not in a relationship with her.
13:37Forrest is.
13:39We're going to make things easy for you, OK?
13:43Are you going to be part of our lives or not?
13:48Whoa, Forrest.
13:50Good for you.
13:51Yes.
13:52Clap for Forrest.
13:53Oh, my God.
13:55She's pushing her son away.
13:58And do you think that the next time it crumbles and falls,
14:03that when you go to pick up the phone to call me to save you,
14:06that I'm going to be there?
14:06I promise.
14:07I won't come to you.
14:13Oh, Forrest laying it down.
14:16Forrest laying it down, yo.
14:18MVP.
14:18She just felt as a mother manipulated like that of your son.
14:21Like, I'm not going to be in your life no more.
14:23Caddy.
14:24I think she's jealous.
14:26He's, like, replacing her.
14:27And that's what she's worried about.
14:29Yeah.
14:29Sheena and I are going to move forward.
14:32OK?
14:33Have a good night to you girls.
14:40I'm sorry by law.
14:42Thank you for standing over me.
14:46I mean, in a lot of ways, I'm so happy for Forrest more so
14:49because I can relate to sticking up for yourself
14:51and finally having a voice.
14:53And I can see he's proud of himself,
14:55and I'm proud of him.
14:58Losing my mom is something I never expected to lose
15:01on this trip.
15:04And it's tearing me apart.
15:06She's going to have to come around.
15:08She will come around.
15:09She will.
15:10She will.
15:11Hey, what do I mean?
15:12Good night.
15:12Just let her get her anger down,
15:14and everything will be back to normal.
15:16Your kids aren't always going to like you.
15:18They're always going to love you.
15:19But you have to stick with being a parent.
15:22You're not their friend.
15:24Wait till our kids are teenagers.
15:26They're going to be assholes.
15:27Mommy has to let him be the man and take the knocks
15:31and not bail him out.
15:33Forrest is on his own now.
15:35Yep.
15:36Yeah, you do.
15:37Whatever comes his way, he'll figure it out on his own.
15:40You got to let him.
15:41What Molly should have just said was,
15:43I wish you two the best of luck.
15:45Be happy.
15:46And then even if you don't mean it,
15:49you got my support.
15:50Well, you will always tell your kid you have my support.
15:52Our children, they are never going to treat me like that.
15:58Because you will never treat them like that.
16:03Dude, parenting's hard.
16:04I don't know what to tell you.
16:06You better never give your mother an ultimatum.
16:10I filled out the divorce papers.
16:13But I'm still married.
16:16So I have been sleeping with another man's wife.
16:20Technically, no.
16:21No, you haven't quite been doing that.
16:24That we can assure you.
16:25It's kind of like this.
16:26Hey, I have a hard time, you know, telling the truth.
16:28I kind of the bet on that one.
16:31Oh, yeah.
16:34So my kids have been asking for a dog.
16:37I figured, like, I was once your photographer.
16:40Hi, I remember.
16:41With Mila.
16:42The best photographer, if I do say something myself.
16:44Okay, Mila.
16:46Hi.
16:46Mila?
16:46Hello.
16:47Can you say cheese?
16:49Mila, you want a treat?
16:50You want a treat?
16:52She cut half of my head.
16:57You don't see the brand.
17:01I thought she knows what she's doing.
17:06I feel like I'm here with Mila.
17:08And I would love it if you would take some pictures of us.
17:11My kids are going to freak out if they see her.
17:13Of course, I don't mind.
17:14I promise I'm going to leave your both heads in the picture.
17:17I'll go down here.
17:19Everybody's head is going to be in the picture.
17:21I'm going to be down here.
17:22So you don't have to move.
17:23Oh, just like that, with those things in the back.
17:27Flip my hair.
17:28Is this good enough?
17:30Wait.
17:30There we go.
17:31There we go.
17:32There's my nose in there.
17:33That's like that.
17:34Love that.
17:34So funny.
17:39Where are we at?
17:40Oh, Nigeria.
17:43Okay, let's go.
17:44Oh, we're back.
17:45Oh, God.
17:46Lisa and Danielle.
17:47Oh, my gosh.
17:47Lisa and Danielle, let's go.
17:49You would be my sixth husband.
17:52God.
17:54Oh, God.
17:55Remember.
17:56Oh, God.
17:56Oh, God.
17:56Yes.
17:57Sixth spouse, not husband.
17:59Yeah.
18:01So why didn't you mention them to me?
18:03Why didn't you discuss with me?
18:04You only told me of two.
18:06Well, you never really asked.
18:08And so I just never mentioned it.
18:12That's okay.
18:13Why you didn't ask?
18:15I don't know.
18:15I feel like if you told me right now that you had five wives,
18:18I'd be like, damn.
18:21It's crazy.
18:24I don't know what to do now.
18:26I'm in it.
18:26You know what I'm saying?
18:27I have four kids with you, man.
18:30I don't feel bad.
18:32You can get married to a hundred men and divorce.
18:37But when you meet your God-giving husband,
18:43it lasts forever.
18:47He don't care.
18:48Man, my man know how to sing those words, yo.
18:51He know how to split the game.
18:53Okay.
18:54See if you feel that about knowing that she's still married.
18:56They haven't all been faithful.
18:58Really?
18:59Yeah.
18:59Did they cheat?
19:00The man?
19:02One did.
19:03Okay, one did.
19:04The fifth one.
19:08The fifth one was really bad.
19:10Oh, my God.
19:11She's about to tell him.
19:13No, what's that mean?
19:14It wasn't a man.
19:15Tell him it's a girl.
19:16We were married a few months.
19:19And then they ran off to be with somebody else.
19:23And I filled out the divorce papers.
19:26But I'm still married.
19:28To a woman.
19:29To a woman.
19:30Say it.
19:35Oh.
19:37Holy shikies.
19:38Oh.
19:41So I have been sleeping with another man's wife.
19:45Technically, no.
19:47Not necessarily.
19:48Not necessarily.
19:49No.
19:50You haven't quite been doing that.
19:51That we can assure you.
19:53Oh, my God.
19:54I am so nervous for when she tells him.
19:56Like, I feel bad for her because she has to tell him.
20:00But I feel so bad for him because it's just pop, pop, pop, pop.
20:04Yeah.
20:05Back to back to back.
20:11You don't know what you have cost me.
20:14Sleeping with another man's wife in my culture is a sin.
20:17They will banish you.
20:18Whoa.
20:19Yeah, it's banned.
20:20Why wouldn't she say it was a female?
20:23Then it's not a banishment.
20:25Because she understands the repercussions of same-sex marriage.
20:30And it's only going to push her to lie more.
20:33What's worse than sleeping with another man's wife,
20:36or sleeping with another wife's wife?
20:38It's a relationship.
20:39It doesn't matter.
20:40I'm sorry.
20:44No, not him storming off now.
20:46Don't walk away just yet, because there is more.
20:56You guys are sick.
20:59Oh, she's going to start doodling on herself.
21:04It's going to come out of both hands.
21:14Holy cow.
21:14Oh, she left the ring.
21:16She said, you know what?
21:17You're not leaving me.
21:18I'm leaving you.
21:18She's trying to get him to go after her.
21:21Yeah.
21:21The ring.
21:22Yeah, that's what she's seeing.
21:23She's putting it in his court, like, to come back to her.
21:27I've been sleeping with her.
21:29Sleeping with another man's wife.
21:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
21:36You can see, like, how genuine of a person he is.
21:40Yeah.
21:40The fact that he's just, like, mortified with himself.
21:44Does it make it feel better that I haven't been with a man 21 years?
21:48Might be a good thing in the end.
21:50I don't know what to do.
21:52Oh, my God.
21:56Oh, my God.
22:02Well, you got to finish telling him, Lisa, the whole thing.
22:06What would you do now, though, as Lisa?
22:10Say now that it's a woman or just never say that?
22:13She cannot not tell him that.
22:14That would come out.
22:15Just let it out now?
22:16I would just get it all out.
22:18It's kind of like this.
22:19Hey, I have a hard time, you know, telling the truth.
22:22I kind of bet on that one.
22:24Oh, yeah.
22:27Joshua liked that on me.
22:28I sent him a picture.
22:30I kind of want to dress sluttier.
22:32Nothing surprises me, though, in an airport anymore.
22:35Like, people be getting proposed to.
22:37People get broken up with.
22:39People are changing outfits.
22:40There's fashion .
22:41It's like another day at the airport.
22:43Chris is just digging into her stuff.
22:45He should probably get the panty back.
22:48All right, babe.
22:48You need some tips on how to coach me in the delivery room.
22:51Pretend you're me.
22:52I'm you.
22:53But I'm going to teach you.
22:54But you're contracting, so you got to be in pain.
22:57Okay, babe, it's okay.
22:59I know that this is hard.
23:02But you were made to do that.
23:05You're not giving birth.
23:06You're just contracting.
23:07Help me.
23:08Help me.
23:08I know that I give this to you.
23:11And all I have to do is have sex.
23:14And I don't have to do any of the pain.
23:16I understand.
23:16I'm sorry.
23:17If I could be you, I would.
23:19And I'd say, bitch, I don't want to be me.
23:21Stop talking.
23:21Stop talking.
23:23It's okay.
23:24Open it wide.
23:26Open it.
23:27Wider.
23:29Open the leg.
23:31Lift it up.
23:34And that's how you're not going to be while I'm giving birth.
23:38Okay?
23:38This is the opposite of what you're going to be doing when I'm in there.
23:46Australia?
23:47Is it Sydney?
23:49Here we go.
23:50Back in Australia.
23:52I literally just landed in Australia.
23:55I am tired.
23:56I'm overwhelmed.
23:57But I am about to meet Josh for the first time.
24:02Oh, my God.
24:04Elise.
24:05Elise.
24:06I love the first moment.
24:09I used to change.
24:10Like, I used to, like, take my makeup off and travel in leggings.
24:14Yeah.
24:14And then before the plane was landing, I would, like, brush my teeth and put makeup on and, like, a
24:19cute little dress or something.
24:20Mm-hmm.
24:21And now I'm lucky if I take my sunglasses off.
24:25She's already, is she already here, or?
24:27Yeah, she just touched down, so.
24:29Does she know I'm here, though?
24:30Um, I don't know.
24:32No.
24:33I didn't say anything, no.
24:34Okay.
24:36Elise gets to meet Josh and his roommate.
24:39Chris.
24:40How romantic.
24:42He's cute.
24:43Like, he's kind of hot in a way.
24:45Yeah, he's, like, hot.
24:52There she is.
24:53Here comes your girl.
24:55Look at that body, though.
24:57Like, where's her vagina?
24:59She got a banging body.
25:01Like, I feel like you could wear an outfit like that.
25:03I could never wear an outfit like that.
25:05Do you have a good body?
25:06You're very Miami, Yara.
25:08And you are living in Washington, D.C.
25:11Come here.
25:11Give me a hug.
25:12Elise.
25:13Oh, my God.
25:15Oh.
25:16Oh, my God.
25:19Just take me to the room now.
25:21What's happening?
25:23Sounds like they're doing it.
25:25I'm so happy I'm finally touching you.
25:27Yes, and I'm sorry.
25:30You're sexy.
25:32So are you.
25:33Don't leave my side.
25:35Well, that ain't nothing new.
25:36She do kiss on the first date anyway.
25:38We know that already.
25:39When I met Alex for the first time, it was like, God, you're hot.
25:46And I feel like I'm watching a little bit of that.
25:48Just take me to the room now.
25:50Literally, she's like, let's go in the car.
25:54But they can't because Chris is there.
25:56Yeah.
25:57They're like, Chris, can you actually move to the backseat?
25:59Can you drive, actually?
26:00Can you drive?
26:01Can you drive?
26:02So why are you so dressed up?
26:04Um, because it's Melbourne Cup day.
26:07This is the biggest day of the year.
26:08Okay.
26:09So we were hoping that you might want to come and have a few drinks and let your hair down.
26:14I know that you're probably jet-lagged.
26:16Oh, my God.
26:17Why wouldn't he let her know this beforehand?
26:21Come the next day, because we're going to be at the races.
26:24So you plan on taking a woman that's been on a flight for 28 hours straight to a horse race?
26:33Oh, whatever.
26:34That's inconsiderate.
26:35I'm tired.
26:36I'm tired.
26:36I feel like .
26:37I look like .
26:38I need a shower.
26:39We don't have time.
26:41So where are we going to undo-
26:42Oh!
26:44Chris!
26:47Can I tell her that we don't have time?
26:49Yeah, we're going out.
26:50We're going out, yeah.
26:52I know it's bad timing, but after a few tequilas, you won't even forget that you haven't had showered or
26:58put makeup on or done your hair.
27:00After a few tequilas, clothes come off and babies are made, so use protection, honey.
27:07If I was her, I'd be like, yo, both of y'all look dressed up nice, and I don't, how
27:12about this?
27:12I go back to the place, and y'all two go out, and I sleep.
27:16You guys look very good, and I .
27:18Surely there's something in your 50 bags.
27:22So should we do it right here?
27:24No, I didn't think that far ahead.
27:26Surely Josh did.
27:26I think we could open up all my suitcases, and we could have, like, a party of what Elise could
27:30wear.
27:30I like when people pick out my outfits.
27:32Yeah.
27:32Gosh, I hope that Chris is not going to pick up, like, very scandalous outfits.
27:35But honestly, I believe that's all she got, like, all the scandalous outfits.
27:38Miami, she's very Miami.
27:40Yeah, I mean.
27:41Joshua liked that on me.
27:42I sent him a picture, and I kind of want to dress sluttier.
27:47Dress what?
27:48Sluttier.
27:49No, you dress how you want.
27:51I don't mind.
27:51Nothing surprises me, though, in an airport anymore.
27:54Like, people be getting proposed to, people get broken up with, people are changing outfits, there's fashion .
28:01Like, it's like another day at the airport.
28:03Chris is just digging into her stuff.
28:05He's gonna probably get the panty pack.
28:07Yo, no lie, my kind of girl, though.
28:10My kind of girl.
28:12My kind of girl.
28:13I gotta applaud her for that.
28:15I gotta applaud her, and the reason why I am applauding her, she's a trooper.
28:20She is a trooper, though.
28:22I wouldn't do it.
28:24Actually, I would do it.
28:25I would do it for the experience.
28:26You know why?
28:27I'd do it for the story.
28:34I am here.
28:35Oh, my God.
28:37Let's see.
28:38Look at her.
28:39That didn't take long.
28:4015 minutes was a quickie.
28:41Yeah.
28:42She didn't dilly dally.
28:44Chris is just like, oh, I like this girl.
28:47I wish I was mean.
28:48Maybe we could have a threesome.
28:50He'd be like, don't worry, my room's down the hall.
28:52Hey, if y'all need me, let me know.
28:54If you need me, I'ma be there.
28:57All right.
28:57Well, now I'm dressed like you boys.
28:59Better, I'd say.
29:01It's the Three Musketeers.
29:05She does look good, though.
29:06Look at Elise.
29:07He's sexy, girl.
29:09I mean, I guess that's the best way to deal with jet lag, honestly.
29:13Like, I know when we go to Israel, we go right into it.
29:16Like, we don't nap.
29:17We don't do anything.
29:18We power through.
29:19Yeah.
29:19It's also, like, much less of a time change.
29:22Yeah.
29:23She's a trooper.
29:26I'm sorry.
29:28Daniel.
29:30Daniel.
29:30No, listen to me.
29:31Daniel, stop.
29:33Listen to me.
29:35I'm sorry.
29:36I'm sorry I didn't tell you the truth.
29:39He's like, bitch, are you crazy?
29:41Is she on her knees?
29:42Yeah.
29:43Lisa, that's not gonna do it.
29:45You don't have time for that.
29:46Yes.
29:47Well, it'd be fun to go to Australia and just talk like them.
29:50You know?
29:51How do you do it?
29:51Crikey.
29:52It's a crock.
29:54That's all you know how to do.
29:55Crikey.
29:56Crikey.
29:56How all things down under.
29:59Let's throw another shrimp on the barbie.
30:02Oh, yeah.
30:03Yes.
30:04Yes, I'm forgetting my shrimp on the barbie.
30:07I'm practically Australian.
30:08Yeah, almost there.
30:09I'm on the hunt for some roos.
30:11Can you point me in the right direction for a roo?
30:13I'm on the hunt for roos.
30:15Can you point me to the water?
30:17Do you know where I brought my own boomerang?
30:21They have a snake a lot in there.
30:23Yes, they do, Mike.
30:24Why do you call me Mike?
30:26Mike, not Mike.
30:27Mike, Mike.
30:28What does that mean?
30:29Mike.
30:29It's like my friend.
30:31Oh.
30:33You know, put the kangaroo on the bar.
30:35Kangaroo.
30:35Kangaroo on the barbie.
30:37You're not even a good teacher.
30:38Anywho.
30:40I've been in your pouch.
30:45Nigeria.
30:46Uh-oh.
30:48Lisa, you stop.
30:51I'm not okay.
30:57I've done the worst.
31:00I've committed the worst sin.
31:01Sleeping with another man's wife.
31:04I feel like someone poisoned me.
31:06Someone.
31:08But it's not a man.
31:09It was not a man that's okay.
31:11Does it count then?
31:12Does it cancel it?
31:14I feel bad because I really think it is a culture thing.
31:17Like, he would never see with another man.
31:20They're already married.
31:21Well, that's why he saw a black.
31:22Forget that.
31:23Uh-huh.
31:24He doesn't believe in same sex stuff either.
31:26It's going to really throw him over the edge.
31:28This might actually be the end of them.
31:30Mm-hmm.
31:31The worst part of it is that they've had blessings from the king.
31:36Mm-hmm.
31:36Yeah.
31:37That is the most dangerous.
31:38She's already been, yeah.
31:40Yeah.
31:40Accepted.
31:41I'm sorry.
31:44Daniel.
31:45Daniel, no.
31:47No, listen to me.
31:47Daniel, stop.
31:48Stop.
31:49Please listen to me.
31:51I'm sorry.
31:52I'm sorry I didn't tell you the truth.
31:54Is she on her knees?
31:56Yeah.
31:56Lisa, that's not going to do it.
31:58You don't have time for that.
32:01Of course, Kenny.
32:03I came here to tell you the truth in person.
32:05I came here to tell you everything.
32:09I love you.
32:10And I want us to be together forever.
32:13I'm so sorry.
32:16Hi, Lee.
32:18He's like, bitch, are you crazy?
32:20No, his face is crazy.
32:22Really?
32:22Really?
32:23Really?
32:25Please forgive me.
32:27You're messed up.
32:29That's all I have to say.
32:32There's more.
32:35I don't think Lisa's going to say that.
32:37Do you think she's going to tell him or what?
32:39I don't think so.
32:41Like, I don't know.
32:42I feel like this poor man can't take anything else.
32:45Why would she just say it was a girl?
32:48That's what I say.
32:48It's even worse if it's a woman.
32:50But it doesn't matter.
32:51It's already bad right now.
32:52Don't make it better and then make it bad again.
32:56Don't be doing that .
32:59Can you stop?
33:01Stop.
33:05I feel empty.
33:12She's drinking.
33:13She's drinking.
33:16She's drinking.
33:16She's drinking.
33:16She called me a liar.
33:17She called me a scammer.
33:23What?
33:24She's the real scammer.
33:26That's the thing that would be in my crawl, too.
33:28Mm-hmm.
33:29And, you know, I have a lot of things built up in my crawl.
33:38And I taught the white people to tell us the truth.
33:59You need to get out of your tribe.
34:03That ain't the truth.
34:06That ain't the truth.
34:07You can be any color.
34:08White people tell us the truth.
34:10Get the hell out of here.
34:12Yeah.
34:13So what are you saying?
34:14That you don't?
34:14You don't tell the truth?
34:16This man.
34:20I'm a up person.
34:29You are not a up person, but what you did is kind of up.
34:35Maybe Soldier Boy is available.
34:38Soldier Boy.
34:39He don't care.
34:42I mean, for God's sakes, I've been separated for nine years.
34:50Didn't know where she lived.
34:52And he doesn't even know she's a she.
34:55Oh, my God.
34:58How many bottles is this she?
35:00Aw.
35:01She, like, got this realization, like, oh, .
35:03He doesn't even know she's a she.
35:05Oh, my God.
35:07Knowing that culture, no.
35:09It's for us, it's more easy because we think that, like, women together, that's fun.
35:13It's just fun.
35:14They see the difference.
35:15Nah, two women together.
35:16It's a headache.
35:18For you?
35:19One is a headache.
35:21He's not going to forgive me.
35:26He's not going to forgive me.
35:29Man, I feel bad for Lisa, though.
35:32Oh, no.
35:33Oh, my God.
35:33Actually, my heart hurts for her.
35:35And, oh, my God, he's in the car with her.
35:38Ugh, let's just make it worse, please.
35:42Oh, my gosh, babe.
35:45Where do you go from here?
35:46How messed up can one relationship get so quickly?
35:52Oh, wow.
35:53This is bone chilling for Lisa.
35:54It looks like it's over.
35:56If Lisa was smart, she would just leave it at this and, like, go back home.
36:02Like, she has to know he's never going to forgive her.
36:06Yeah.
36:07So don't break his heart and ego more.
36:10Yeah.
36:11By telling him that she's been with the women for 21 years.
36:14Yeah.
36:15Do you think Lisa and Daniel are over?
36:16I don't think they're over, but it's going to be hard for them.
36:21Yeah, to move on.
36:23Oh.
36:23Yeah, she needs to go to sleep.
36:24Yeah, go to bed.
36:26Sleep this one up and try not to the bed.
36:30Next time on Before the 90 Days.
36:33Who's it?
36:35Muhammad.
36:35Oh, my God.
36:37Hello?
36:39Oh, Muhammad!
36:40Muhammad is calling Emma.
36:43What?
36:44Did we not call that Emma was going to, like, somehow get back together with Muhammad?
36:49Oh, my God.
36:51The other night, I called my friend Michael.
36:53He wants to come here.
36:55He already bought a flight.
36:57Uh-oh.
36:58He's on his way.
36:59He's not thrilled at all about these.
37:01Hell no.
37:02Oh, he don't like it, baby.
37:04Hey, Annie, I can't lie.
37:06I'd be mad, too, if that was me.
37:07Oh, my God.
37:08I cannot believe you're in Turkey.
37:11Oh, my God.
37:12Oh, my God.
37:13Oh, look at him.
37:14He's like, yeah.
37:15Yeah, I got your girl.
37:16Baby, baby, feel me.
37:17I got your girl.
37:19This is not going to be good.
37:22I'm not giving up and walking away like I have every other relationship.
37:25I'm going to wipe the tears, and I'm going to fight for Daniel.
37:28Oh, my God.
37:29I don't know if that's going to, like, work out.
37:32Do you think he's going to give her a second chance?
37:33Oh, you know it.
37:36I planned a small romantic getaway.
37:39Is this a kind of a trap?
37:42She's going to take him somewhere remote where he can't leave her.
37:46Daniel looks pissed right now.
37:48I don't think he's going to give her another chance.
37:49You still have to be nicer to yourself.
37:52I think that you got comfortable.
37:54Don't ever get too comfortable, ever.
37:57You don't want to bitch your wife.
38:00Don't be an asshole.
38:02Jeez, calm down.
38:03Wow.
38:04Oh, my gosh.
38:05And it's right now.
38:06She's so mad.
38:07What is going on?
38:08I'm like, I don't have to talk.
38:10I don't want to see you ever again.
38:13Don't come home, ever.
38:16What just happened?
38:18Don't come home.
38:18Doesn't he pay for her whole lifestyle?
38:20Yeah.
38:21Oh, she getting mad at him.
38:23What happened?
38:24I don't know, but she leaving.
38:26Wow.
38:27What a great episode, though.
38:28Wow.
38:29So much just happened.
38:30Wow.
38:30So much just happened.
38:31That's crazy.
38:33Now I got to see, like, is Daniel going to stay with Lisa or leave?
38:36I think Daniel's going to leave.
38:38No, I think he's going to stay.
38:39You know, that episode was great tonight.
38:42I can't wait to see what's going to happen this week with Lisa and Daniel and everybody else.
38:46But now I want to just scratch my feet and go eat your hand about it.
38:50All right.
38:51Let me go get some sandpaper.
38:53Stop.
38:53It's not that hard.
38:55You like your dessert, by the way?
38:56Yeah, I have a sugar buzz.
38:57Well, good thing you do, because you're going to do the dishes this time.
39:00Go on.
39:00Because you never do it.
39:01Oh, I do the dishes all the time.
39:03Liar.
39:04You're like Lisa.
39:04I'm telling you, I'm like in the mood now to have some fun.
39:08Oh, yeah?
39:08I feel like you should go upstairs and get the hot oil ready and some chocolate covered strawberries.
39:13Oh, my gosh, baby.
39:14I'll meet you up there.
39:15Daddy got you covered, Mila.
39:17All right.
39:19Alex is texting me asking where the toilet paper is.
39:22Oh, my God.
39:23Thanks for all mine.
39:24I have some extra.
39:25I'm going to take it to go.
39:27Thank you for having me.
39:28Thank you for coming.
39:30Miami Mamacita out.
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