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00:03what's up world it's time to get raw like sushi so strapping because anything could happen
00:12which one is the one I like I need my glasses Michelle Williams living room is nice let the
00:21dog choose judge Mathis give us some personal space Drew Barrymore uh Reggie this is actually
00:34totally anathema to my method but we have been in the house a lot do you think you're gonna do
00:38anything today give me a break I'm just having a lazy Saturday morning okay it's Monday afternoon
01:01no I don't know what we're getting ready for but she took a big swing with her earrings today so
01:06clearly something is going on big call today Brooke and Zoig is a condiment company that
01:12was trying to break into the US markets at the height of Reggie's fame so they signed him to
01:17a 20-year contract thanks to a certain someone it was me is that clear when I crave bitter protein
01:26the only sour hearing spread Reggie Dinkins reaches for is his scandal broke right
01:35after we signed the deal which wasn't great but I'm still hoping I can convince them to re-up
01:40Gert Monica it is good to hear from you this is a wonderful blemage of Langenheit for us wonderful
01:46that's great I was a little worried no you should be worried this word means shame opportunity this call
01:53is for bad news oh okay wait hear me I'm sorry but this deal is like the American discotheque scene
02:00I'm dead oh wait okay hold on hey the Brucken suit guys said they wanted to see your face when
02:05they told you
02:06they're sick thank you Ashley Peter Shawn boys what's up XC you done with those German dudes already bad news
02:18Ridge
02:18muscular delay declined to renew so now I gotta buy it hey baby you want to come to the spa
02:25with me
02:27sounds tempting but I'm good are you sure I would love to explore your physical body on film
02:34why did I say it like that I just mean because you're an athlete I'm aware of the effect I
02:38have
02:38on you but yeah I'm just gonna stay in today how about you Monica she can't she's slammed today
02:45she's got this all-day negotiation with some Germans then she's bringing congratulation balloons to
02:53ruggy okay I'm aware that Ashley is not good at her job but I hired her because she's a nebo
03:00baby
03:00and now I can't remember who's there's so many famous Joneses Tommy Lee James Earl Tom Quincy star
03:12Catherine Zeta I know she doesn't remember who my parents are and I'm not telling come on Monica
03:18we like never get any girls huh well I did tell myself I try to make more time for being
03:24an actual
03:25person okay let's go are we going out I'll go out I mean it is Friday night right no it's
03:34not it's
03:35crazy that nobody knows what that is oh there is MVP Carmelo Anthony Mason Dickens in the house
03:46he gets real excited when we win and I scored two touchdowns against Blair on Friday who's house
03:52my house and I'm so proud of my son who also lives there every other week because I share custody
04:00it's
04:01right you you had a game on Friday yep you were home all day Friday watching that ridiculous
04:06firefighting show FDI Chicago and it's great in the New York fire department there's a special unit
04:12that fights fires in Chicago these are their stories hey I'm walking here in Chicago why weren't you at
04:20your son's game well I would have loved to get that footage ah a lot of the parents are Jets
04:27fans and
04:28they still haven't forgiven dad for blowing their shot at a Super Bowl it would have been a distraction if
04:33I
04:33would have went but me and Carmela we watch the tapes afterwards we call it football cuddle time
04:38yeah one of us does you're gonna love this place so fancy I reserved the whole spot for the day
04:46so
04:46the cameras could come in you can get pedis too boys I'm back she bought out the whole spa how
04:54much did
04:54that cost it's crazy couldn't agree more girl I don't love talking about this but I produce what my
05:01doctor calls a dangerous amount of earwax so I'm just nodding and agreeing until I get it taken care
05:07of wow so you can't hear anything oh my god I love that is this a spa do you guys
05:19do ear candling okay
05:21penny we want the works body wrap that's robust her name on it how do you think she comes here
05:27absolutely
05:29everybody IV infusions that thing where an old man takes out his dentures and gently bites you oh
05:34let's not go nuts here don't worry Monica it's my treats Brina's a sweet girl but my treat I think
05:42she met Reggie's treat which is actually my treat because I'm the one who actually okay I guess she did
05:47say my treat but she should have said your treat can I start over Reggie why don't you ever leave
05:53the
05:53house what are you talking about I go out all the time I took you to my favorite spot welcome
05:59to my
05:59home away from home really an Amish bakery yeah Yoda got the heaviest bread in central Pennsylvania and
06:07the toys are mad unpainted right Yoda it is a gift to be simple oh hell yeah you drive three
06:15hours to a
06:16bakery in Amish country word a people famous for not interacting with the outside world is my boy
06:21probably the only people in America who don't know who you are maybe I think that the reason you don't
06:27leave the house or go to Carmelo's matches or go to the mall to meet like me and McQueen even
06:31though
06:32you clearly wanted to I ain't go because cars three was a cash grab really I think you're afraid to
06:40face the
06:40outside world you bugging man it's just really not much to do in the greater New York area well let's
06:47find something to do then Reggie look let's have a oh hey that's perfect a documentary film festival at
06:55Lincoln Center yawn rude what else there is an exhibit of Adrian Brody's art oh good god no right you
07:02know
07:02what I read a 2004 interview with you in Playboy magazine sure you did you dog and in it you
07:09said that
07:09your favorite place to eat was a restaurant called Toshi's right here in New Jersey oh Toshi's oh yeah
07:16a place burned down really cuz I got us a reservation there in 30 minutes cool it's great they love
07:24me at
07:24that place they even got my picture on the wall wait a minute what happened to my picture I'm sorry
07:29but you think it's it's just people kept throwing eel at it yo Dinkins you suck no I don't I
07:37do the
07:37the opposite I blow no I don't don't put that in the documentary let's go let's leave this place I
07:45don't
07:45like it no more yo Reggie what's your little movie called I'm a loser we don't have a title yet
07:55nice car I'm not being sarcastic damn girl your shoulders are like three inches lower right I have
08:05so much neck right now Jasper you guys stop screaming yes the spa had ear candling my ears are so
08:12clear
08:12now I can hear everything either we live by a new river or I can hear my blood it's like
08:26lick lick girly pops my hall is here all right I'll set up the camera I know the drill high
08:33angle
08:33no flash bag on my head during fit changes Rina's out of control I gotta talk to her whoa don't
08:41tell
08:41me to calm down Pally the beans on fire and this pizza's in a deeper dish than I'm used to
08:46hey I'm
08:48watching here we need to talk about Toshi's what do you want me to say that you're right that I
08:56do hide
08:56from the world because I'm afraid of what people might say to me that I can't feel happy unless I
09:00think everyone loves me is that what you want yes well exactly that great turn the TV back on the
09:07guys
09:07don't know essential time so they might be early to the fire how do you expect people to root for
09:13you again if all they see is you hiding in a mansion it's aspirational Reggie you are gonna
09:17need to get out there and make an effort to earn people's forgiveness the only way out is through
09:26which one of you guys is Reggie I've got residual checks for him to sign you can wait one minute
09:30Ashley
09:31you're doing a great job I did a kids movie in the early 2000s it was like Space Jam but
09:37with
09:37football and Universal IP it's a day game so Dracula is not here there's no full moon so the Wolfman
09:45is
09:45just a dude and who knows where the Invisible Man is it's just us Frankenstein's monster so let's get fired
09:52up
09:53fire fire bad oh my god I recognize you yeah Ashley we met last week you kept calling me Paddington
10:04that's so funny but no I recognize recognize you it's too many tennis balls this movie makes no sense
10:13that's you wait no I'm how have you seen that the internet uh they promised it wouldn't get out
10:25nurse around the world have been asking when they finally see Marvel's professor squeeze on the big
10:31screen well recently leaked footage from the IDK agency hack shows that the original director just
10:37couldn't hack it this tennis ball is a CGI time machine and it's gonna take me back to before I
10:44knew any of you oh another one in selfie mode Rusty come on it wasn't on purpose okay I wide
11:01thumbs
11:01just like Megan Fox and you know who else a lot of historical stranglers Rusty can we have some privacy
11:09of
11:09course what's that Reena listen I got a big sister you hear a bit sister how would that work you're
11:21so
11:21much older than me auntie then whatever listen I know that the lifestyle is a big part of all of
11:29this for
11:29you but it can't be your whole life I'm sorry back in the day I knew a lot of the
11:36players wives and
11:37girlfriends and I was the only one with a plan okay Monica hold on those women just define themselves by
11:44their man and his money and then they turn around one day and realize they don't have a life of
11:50their
11:50own so you think I'm a gold digger no no no no I just think you should have a plan
11:57of your own other
11:58than being a famous singer for your information I do have a plan I made 120 grand last year doing
12:08what content and that money is on top of all the free stuff I get for plugging it on my
12:14socials like the
12:16clothes or that spa I took you to you welcome by the way oh come on I saw your Instagram
12:22you only
12:23have 40 followers that's my private insta yeah she's also Queen Bree the beauty baddie I mean where
12:30have you been 323 thousand followers Rusty why didn't you say anything earlier at the spa you agreed she
12:37needed to get a life I don't think so okay please do not gaslight me you sound crazy good talk
12:44Monica but
12:45some of us have work to do oh my god an unqualified white guy gets a job he doesn't deserve
12:54and then
12:55poops the bed the only unpredictable part is that he actually got fired hey mr. tovin my art teacher was
13:03telling me about this documentary festival happening in the city oh yes at Lincoln Center yeah you know
13:08I actually premiered my first ever short there y2kkk it won what at the time was known as the Brett
13:14Ratner
13:14award well if I go I get extra credit and if I go with you I get a ride oh
13:19no no I can't I don't want
13:25to but I mean it would be super cool to go with you I mean I bet you know everyone
13:29there yeah yeah um
13:34here's the thing though I am following your dad right now and he won't leave the house so neither
13:39can I yes where he goes I go otherwise I would love to go with you believe me
13:52so if you thought yesterday was Saturday you should take Sunday's pills today even though
13:57it's Tuesday which means on real Saturday that's the gizmo Brina how do you take tickets off a phone
14:03and turn them into real hand tickets oh I got this oh good job downloading the tickets baby
14:12I'm just gonna take Monday it's just why is everyone watching everyone but no one's watching me you
14:20know I can do stuff too you know it's like I don't know how I'm gonna fight this fire I
14:29took my hose at
14:30JFK but they lost it over here this is actually quite compelling it was clever how they couldn't find
14:36the subway fire because the train was above ground oh I was thinking of doing something different
14:43tonight maybe going into the city what no you're not going to a city full of Jets fans or are
14:51they
14:53this evening I will be attending the Lincoln Center documentary film festival and you said
14:58wherever I go you go so let's go I see what you're doing that film festival crowd won't have any
15:09idea
15:09who you are but they'll all know who I am you have hoist me sir by my own petard okay
15:13I know people
15:15were saying that word again I just don't like hearing it in this house when Arthur Tobin sees how bad
15:22it
15:22feels that little turd was shut up for good about me leaving the house I'm right here and that's not
15:28true oh yeah kind of seems like you're dragging your feet by doing a whole separate interview about
15:33it we were just talking over there okay fine you win I'll go get changed I was gonna say I'd
15:39be
15:39embarrassed to walk in with that okay oh hi Monica you got more thoughts on how I should handle my
15:49business no actually this one's personal Brina you look like a black Jessica rabbit I'll allow it
15:56continue and maybe that's why I didn't take you seriously but at your age looking like that with
16:04your own money why are you with Reggie why am I with a man that you thought was good enough
16:10to
16:10marry and father your child wow I know I know but when I was with Reggie he was on Wheaties
16:17boxes
16:18we're out partying every night with Will Smith who now he's watching network dramas in the
16:24morning I saw him yell Siri potato at the microwave what does that have to do with me loving Reggie
16:30he is
16:31the sweetest man I've ever met and I tried dating ballers my own age my last boyfriend was a
16:39prank youtuber but Reggie's just nice he calls his mom every morning from the toilet on speaker but
16:52yeah Reggie's easy to love but the age gap it's kind of nice we only have sex twice a week
17:00and on Halloween
17:01and I like it and unlike clout demons like Dr. Freak Reggie's not threatened by my success I just
17:08gotta offer it to be the new Brandon Bass for gut roll it's a probiotic toilet paper and Reggie was
17:13all
17:13you get that doodle money baby well congratulations and that's a good Reggie right I just gotta sign the
17:23contract but I can't do DocuSign with these nails oh oh can I use your finger to do it I
17:29just gotta scroll
17:30to the bottom wait you read this right it's not the Bible or a street sign okay I'm sorry but
17:37I do have
17:38more thoughts on how you handle your business
17:47remember you're the one that didn't just want to hide in the mansion oh my god is that Arthur Tobin
17:54for
17:56him to show up here would be a greater humiliation than what Antonio suffers at the end of a bicycle
18:01feet why do you even have this I take tennis lessons in Central Park with a nice young man who
18:11grew up in the Caribbean how we've treated those countries hey you suck I am as God made me sir
18:18I'm
18:18not talking to you I'm talking to you you suck you suck are you the guy from Toshi's what the
18:30hell are
18:30you doing here oh you should have paid more attention to what you were booking tickets
18:34oh you thought you could escape us by coming to a classy deal like this now man guys like me
18:46we're everywhere like this guy I didn't hear what he said but you suck Dinkins and you can run not
18:54really but you can't hide there's a lot of us and we don't like to go home all right can
19:01we go now
19:02please we've both been hoisted by each other's batards and this woman is still talking about
19:05colonialism in the Caribbean to have that cheerful attitude after all they've been through
19:14no no that Jets fan isn't wrong even the Amish bakery isn't always safe wow Reggie freaking Dinkins
19:24you suck you suck and sitting around watching high quality network programming all day isn't living
19:32so either I don't live a life I'll learn to deal with this so I'm going to take your advice
19:40are you
19:46the only way out is through
20:00gut roll may sell the content providers likeness to third parties for use in porn dolls or army no
20:07that's got to go look this is all standard language well there is nothing standard about this content
20:12provider do not underestimate her just because of her youth and the fact that she majored in sorority
20:18other people have made that mistake they did not take the time to find out who Queen Brie
20:22really is what's that Monica apologizing for calling me a gold digger I'll take it
20:32oh god snake and you'd be lucky to have her sorry I didn't know you were gonna do a whole
20:37speech
20:37it's two in the morning here in Belarus just red line whatever and we'll sign it
20:45oh that sucked I didn't even understand what your people were yelling at you
20:52nor I yours to you but I could tell it hurt by my crying yes
21:02but it didn't kill us no I don't think it did
21:11is that your car I need to get to JFK there's a fire in Chicago
21:14it's a fire in Illinois
21:20roll credits
21:22good
21:24good
21:24Good day, everybody.
21:24Good day.
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