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00:04Miami Mamacita night.
00:06Woo!
00:06Yay!
00:07Hi, baby.
00:08Are you ready for before the Miami days?
00:10Yeah!
00:16I can't move on with you.
00:18It's like the last step.
00:20What do you mean you can't move on?
00:20What do you mean?
00:23You're breaking up with me?
00:24Oh!
00:25Are they breaking up?
00:26Are they dumping her?
00:26Oh!
00:27Oh, my God!
00:29Are you breaking on her birthday?
00:31Apparently, there are several kings of the Igbo tribe,
00:34and this is a real king.
00:36I am going to meet a real king.
00:38I am so scared and I'm so nervous I may pee my pants.
00:41Oh, God.
00:42She has a leakage problem.
00:44I wonder if she wears, like, diapers.
00:53So, baby.
00:54Yes?
00:55There are some things I kind of want to talk to you about.
00:59Is she going to ask her?
01:01Uh-oh.
01:01Are you going to drop to your knees?
01:03Is she going to propose to her?
01:05Oh.
01:05No.
01:07Oh, no.
01:08Oh, my God.
01:09Are you going to propose?
01:10I think I'm going to get hot and emotional.
01:17I'm so happy to have you in my house tonight.
01:20I know.
01:20And it's so much better to be here in my place than being, you know, in the closet and have
01:25all that drama.
01:25A little bit more comfortable here.
01:27A little bit more comfortable.
01:28Not enough room on the couch for more.
01:30It's just two of us, and that's good, you know?
01:31Yeah.
01:32Oh, my God.
01:33Babel, is your hand healing all better now?
01:35You know what?
01:36That was the worst infection I have ever had.
01:41Not that I had a lot of infections in my day, but I could have lost my hand.
01:46It was bad.
01:47And it looked disgusting.
01:49I almost passed out when I saw it.
01:50I know.
01:51You know, just from a simple thing, getting a cut on the beach, wash it in the water,
01:54and then I get a major bacterial infection.
01:56Now we know not to do that.
01:57My hand was blown up like a balloon.
01:59Well, I'm glad it's all good now.
02:00It's almost all the way better.
02:03Good, because I'm done hearing about the complaint.
02:05You're done taking care of me?
02:06Yes.
02:06Yeah.
02:07You proved a lot, too, that we need to hire someone when I'm older.
02:10I didn't promise I was going to take care of you always.
02:13You did, too.
02:14That wasn't part of the...
02:15Yes, it was.
02:15You said, we take care of our elderly.
02:18You said Americans don't, so we're doing that the American part.
02:20Well, if you're not American, you're Mexican, and I better be taken care of well.
02:25Organic diapers, the whole thing.
02:28Hey, babe, what's wrong?
02:30I've just been emotional all day.
02:33I've been sad.
02:34I need my husband to cheer me up.
02:36I'm your number one child, little baby.
02:39You know me.
02:40Oh, boy.
02:41Ooh.
02:42Remember?
02:43Oh, my God.
02:44You're going to fart in my face.
02:46I can already hear it.
02:48So excited to watch what's going to happen soon.
02:50Oh, yeah.
02:51It's going down tonight.
02:52You know what?
02:53I'm so happy for Forrest.
02:55It looks like my man is going to finally get the goodies tonight.
02:58I hope it go down.
02:59I think somebody's mom is going to get pushed in the closet.
03:02The door is going to get slammed to her face.
03:03And my man is going to get some nookie tonight.
03:06Yeah, for the first time in 30 years.
03:09He's going to be laying that tree down.
03:11Timber.
03:12That's what I'm talking about, Forrest.
03:23The music's good.
03:24Ah, we out, we out.
03:26Ah, we out.
03:27Parkin' di motorland in Africa.
03:29Parkin' di motorland in Africa.
03:32We need to go to Africa one day to see where we coming from.
03:34I want to go to Madagascar.
03:36Baby, can you dress up?
03:39We are going to the king, OK?
03:41The king?
03:43Who's the king?
03:43The king of what?
03:45Yo, you better put on the shiniest wig as possible, girl.
03:48Better get that glamorous wig.
03:50Oh, we're going to the king.
03:52Oh, the king.
03:53Igwe.
03:53I'm so mad I didn't meet your king.
03:55He was so far away.
03:57He wasn't even there if we went there.
03:58Yeah, it wasn't around.
03:59It was on vacation.
04:00Mm-hmm.
04:03Apparently, there are several kings of the Igwe tribe,
04:05and this is a real king.
04:07I am going to meet a real king.
04:09I am so scared and I'm so nervous I may pee my pants.
04:12Oh, God.
04:13She pees a lot.
04:15Oh, my God.
04:16I just hope.
04:18She's going to pee her pants.
04:20She's a little king.
04:22It's a big deal for you to meet the king in every tribe.
04:25It's the king of this tribe?
04:27Yeah.
04:27What tribe are you from again?
04:29No, don't make me say it, because I'm going to say it wrong.
04:32Balimike.
04:35Did I say it right?
04:37One more time.
04:39No, stop.
04:40Say it.
04:40I didn't hear you, though.
04:41Balimike.
04:43Balimike.
04:43Yeah, I said that like that.
04:45You said Balimike.
04:46Balimike.
04:47Yeah.
04:48Balimike.
04:48That's how you say it, though.
04:50I'm very nervous.
04:52Just calm down.
04:53I'm allowed to be nervous about meeting a king.
04:56When you're going to the chief, like, you're coming there to get like a blessing.
05:01Yeah.
05:01All right.
05:01I just hope that after they receive the blessing from the king.
05:05Oh, she said it.
05:06They're going to stick together, because you don't want to receive a blessing from that hierarchy,
05:11and then go back and, you know.
05:14I love a blessing.
05:15Yeah.
05:16Oh, I love every time you left, your dad would give you a blessing.
05:19Mm-hmm.
05:19It's my favorite.
05:20He never gave me a blessing.
05:22He always gave you a blessing.
05:23I loved it.
05:23You've got to bless our kids.
05:25You've got to keep that tradition going.
05:27Yeah.
05:27He's calling, baby.
05:34Let's see him.
05:34Let's see him.
05:35Look, the line.
05:36Oh, my God.
05:44It's a lion face.
05:46Oh, my gosh.
05:47I can't imagine if I walk in the door and that's the first thing where I see.
05:49Because I'd be like, is this really happening?
05:51Man, that lion look all kind of crazy.
05:55What the hell?
05:56What the hell happened to that lion?
05:58Is that even a real lion, man?
06:02That lion got me.
06:03That's a real lion.
06:04That ain't no lion, Andy.
06:06That ain't no lion at all.
06:08Man, that look like the lion from Wizard of Oz.
06:12Oh, yes, a blue pool.
06:14May you live long.
06:15My king, Alex, is going to be like, when you get home, that is how you greet me now.
06:19By the door in a lingerie.
06:21Yeah.
06:22Oh, my God.
06:22Long live my king.
06:24He's wearing lion head and this headdress.
06:29And I feel like I'm going to myself.
06:31I don't know what to do.
06:32What a little baby.
06:33Well, wear a diaper.
06:34You about that, Andy.
06:35Oh, God.
06:37She has a leakage problem.
06:38I wonder if she wears, like, the iPhones.
06:41If this thing, if it's going to work well, I will ask our ancestors.
06:49This looks like the game backgammon.
06:51Doesn't it look like the game backgammon?
06:53I don't even know what's that.
06:55You know the game backgammon.
06:56None of this stuff that you're saying, I know what that is.
07:00What if the ancestors don't give us the blessing?
07:04Does it erase the uncle's blessing?
07:06Does it erase how Daniel feels about me?
07:08I have no idea.
07:10He's the king.
07:14Oh.
07:17Holy.
07:18Can you imagine, like, if you need to go, so many people prove you before you get married?
07:22Alex would be like, off.
07:23I'm not marrying you then.
07:25Because I can't do it.
07:26Everyone literally told me that.
07:30All right.
07:30Where are we?
07:31We're in the middle of a desert.
07:32Oh, Morocco.
07:34Emma and Zied.
07:36During my last trip when we were in Marrakesh, we got engaged.
07:42Uh-oh.
07:43Uh-oh.
07:44Here we go.
07:45So you was engaged to Mohammed.
07:47You was out there already with another man.
07:49Okay.
07:51So that's why you are so fast.
07:52You wanted just to be engaged and...
07:54No, I don't just want to be engaged.
07:56But that's just what happened on my last trip.
07:59Mm-hmm.
08:01What did you do when you went to Morocco?
08:03I got engaged.
08:04Is it worked out for you?
08:06No.
08:06So why are you rationing it again?
08:08This ain't no engagement going to happen.
08:10My man going to flip the script.
08:11He going to throw some camels at her.
08:14And that's it.
08:14He's getting the hell out of here.
08:16Well, and you said in their culture, too.
08:18Like, it's such a, like, valued thing.
08:20Like, marriage and, like, proposing.
08:23Yeah.
08:23And so he's like, oh, you're just going to say yes to someone?
08:27You know?
08:28And now I'm the rebound?
08:29That's what I've been thinking.
08:30That was happening to me before I met Joey.
08:32I was engaged.
08:33You were?
08:33Yeah.
08:34No way.
08:35Yeah, I was engaged.
08:36He was also Middle Eastern, too.
08:37Oh, my.
08:38Yeah, and then I flew back home and I'm like, I'm not going back.
08:41Bye.
08:42Did you keep the ring?
08:44Of course I do.
08:46Of course I do.
08:46It's like, I don't know you.
08:48And I wouldn't trust anything you say.
08:53Now he doesn't trust her.
08:55Now he's like, we're done.
08:56Yeah.
08:57Because remember, he's like, I'm not going to propose until, like, you're 100%.
09:00You're at 1% right now.
09:02Mm-hmm.
09:02Now she just went back down.
09:05Well, neither one of them have been totally real.
09:07Yeah.
09:08He also hasn't been fully honest with her.
09:10Because he says one thing on text and then acts a different way in person.
09:16I can't move on with you.
09:17It's like the last step.
09:19What do you mean?
09:22You're breaking up with me?
09:23Oh.
09:24Are they breaking up?
09:25He's dumping her.
09:26Oh, my God.
09:28Ooh.
09:29They said I use a job interview.
09:31Yup.
09:32Oh, my God.
09:33You're breaking on her birthday?
09:35I accept what you did.
09:37So you're breaking up with me because I was with the guy before you.
09:41Because you're lying to me.
09:43That's the problem.
09:45Exactly.
09:45That's the reason.
09:46It's the straw that broke the camel's back.
09:51She should have just been up front and told him from the start.
09:54And she would be enjoying her birthday.
09:57Oh, but this guy, he was looking for a reason to break up with her.
10:00You can tell.
10:01Yeah.
10:01He wasn't into her from the very beginning.
10:04And this is the perfect way to get out.
10:07I need a minute to.
10:11And he's just gonna walk off.
10:12I think you can talk about it more.
10:14She came a long way.
10:16Give him a minute.
10:17Remember, he got some goodies.
10:19He gonna come back.
10:21How is this something for you to just leave and break up with me?
10:25Did I break up with you when you were talking to other girls and I had proof of you messaging
10:29girls telling them to come visit you?
10:30Telling them you want to get to know them?
10:32No.
10:35Dad, were we in a relationship?
10:39Were we in a relationship?
10:40Were we in a relationship?
10:41She is pissed.
10:43Oh.
10:44He didn't want to talk to you.
10:46Stop begging him, girl.
10:47Damn.
10:48She's spiraling.
10:49It's like when you send a million text messages to somebody and like you just keep going, going, going.
10:55Just go.
10:55No.
10:56Just go.
10:56No.
10:59Don't touch me.
10:59I'm not touching you.
11:00Oh, my God.
11:02Emma.
11:03Really, Emma.
11:04Don't lower yourself.
11:05Like, I'm not leaving.
11:06You can't walk alone.
11:08Don't touch me.
11:08I'm not touching you.
11:10She's spiraling.
11:11Let him process his thoughts.
11:13You know, don't just come raging in like a bull.
11:16You got to give somebody a little space real quick.
11:18Yeah, well, it's hard for a woman.
11:19A man breaking with her.
11:22That is hard.
11:23Yeah, because y'all don't ever know when to stop.
11:26Yippee-yap.
11:27So just let me go.
11:28I want to go right now.
11:29Okay, bye.
11:29Yeah, bye-bye.
11:30Now you.
11:31I'm going to walk away.
11:33You're going to walk away.
11:34You're the one that walks away, not the other person.
11:37No.
11:37A million percent.
11:39I did all of this for us to be together.
11:41He's a asshole.
11:43He's literally an asshole.
11:49Wow.
11:50That's a lot.
11:53I see both sides right now.
11:56Emma's talking about a guy in her past,
11:58but Zied's mad because she's waiting until such a bad time.
12:03Yeah.
12:03To tell him.
12:03Like, I see both sides right now.
12:06Emma, this is the best thing that happened to you
12:09because you don't want to spend years and years with a person
12:14that can just get up and walk out just because of a conversation going south.
12:19All right?
12:19Look at it as a blessing.
12:21He just don't want step one for you.
12:23You have to continue looking at it.
12:24Just go to the Dominican Republic.
12:26You mention Robert and Annie, and you go see Lito.
12:29He'll help you out.
12:37I wish I knew some Italian songs so I could sing them to you.
12:52He's like, I'm going to turn this gondola around if you guys don't stop.
12:57Annie, how's your roller skating journey been going on?
13:00It's going slow.
13:01We can't try to learn, you know, because I don't want to block my back.
13:04Oh, you're talking about how you was using your roller old lady thing?
13:10Why are you filming?
13:11I tell you don't filming that day.
13:20Funny is funny.
13:21I put the Annie sensation all over social media.
13:25You better though.
13:27I have a photo of you with your in my head.
13:29Okay, don't play me.
13:31I don't care.
13:38Oh, Philpin.
13:39I think Forrest and Sheena.
13:41Forrest, bananas, plantains.
13:42Bananas, plantains.
13:43Those are plantains.
13:44No, those are bananas.
13:50Yay, Forrest and Sheena!
13:54I love Forrest and Sheena.
13:58I are my favorite.
13:59This is the Kenny and Armando of the season.
14:01Oh.
14:02You're Sheena.
14:02You're the crybaby.
14:04What?
14:05Hello, we're here.
14:07Oh, my God!
14:09I learned about this place from searches online for top romantic places in the Philippines.
14:16Oh, my God.
14:18He's so cute.
14:19Like, I can't.
14:20He's so sweet.
14:21I feel like romantic places, it all depends on who you're with.
14:24Who you're with.
14:25Yeah.
14:25You could take me to the dump yard.
14:27And I think it's romantic.
14:28Yeah.
14:30It's a mall that looks like Venice.
14:33And Sheena loves Italian food and everything, like, Italian.
14:37Oh.
14:37Oh, that's nice.
14:39That is nice.
14:41This is the most beautiful infrastructure I have been seeing in the Philippines.
14:45The Philippines is pretty.
14:46Like, this is nice.
14:52I was wondering if you wanted to take a gondola ride with me.
14:55Oh, man.
14:55That's right here.
14:56Let's do it.
14:57I wanted to do that forever in actual Venice.
15:01Yeah.
15:01Oh, gondola.
15:03Have you ever been on a gondola ride?
15:05Yeah.
15:06Where?
15:07In Cameroon.
15:09Where's a gondola in Cameroon?
15:11Dan, you got to do that for me in the pool outside.
15:14You know what I mean?
15:14I'm going to get a little boat.
15:16I'm going to be in the water like this.
15:17You got to stand on it and do this for me.
15:23I wish I knew some Italian songs so I could sing them to you.
15:32Come on, Sheena.
15:33Give me a...
15:39For me, you are the shot of tequila.
15:42For me.
15:43For me, you're the shot of tequila.
15:49La, la, la, la, la, la, la, bonio, bonio, bonio.
15:54Ah, Marilly, mia bella, non credeo gel mio core.
16:01Bravo, bravo, bravo.
16:04Ah, mia bella.
16:06That's my woman.
16:09Ho de rollo.
16:11He's like, I'm going to turn this gondola around if you guys don't stop.
16:15Don't leave because he hates my music.
16:19You have a very good voice.
16:21I used to sing Italian.
16:22I'm gonna take singing lessons this year.
16:25Oh, I'll help you, babe.
16:26No.
16:28It's been one heck of a curvy road
16:30being here in the Philippines ever since I got here.
16:32But one thing that's been consistent the entire time
16:35is how I feel with Sheena one-on-one.
16:37That is clear to us, too.
16:40No Molly around.
16:41You guys are good.
16:43I hope everything worked out for you, Forrest.
16:45Rooting for you, brother.
16:46Oh my god, I can't.
16:47Oh, they're so in love.
16:48It's so cute.
16:49They're so in love.
16:50Yeah.
16:52Wow, this place is so beautiful.
16:53I love it.
16:56So, baby, there are some things
16:59I kind of want to talk to you about.
17:01Is he gonna ask her?
17:03Uh-oh, you gonna drop to your knees?
17:05Is he gonna propose to her?
17:07Oh.
17:08I know that we've had some ups and downs
17:10since I've gotten here, but I think it's only
17:13going to make us stronger.
17:14Oh my god.
17:15Because you are my one special person.
17:19Oh.
17:20That's insane.
17:20I was like, is he gonna propose?
17:22You gonna ask her to marry you?
17:24Yeah.
17:25But Sheena, thank you for being in my life.
17:29Let's continue to be in each other's lives from now on.
17:33Stop.
17:34Oh, no.
17:36You gonna propose?
17:37I think I'm gonna get hot and emotional.
17:39Aww.
17:39Aww.
17:41Is he going to propose?
17:43If you would do me the honor.
17:45Oh, god.
17:47Will you please marry me?
17:50Oh!
17:52Ah!
17:54Go ahead, Forrest.
17:56Go ahead, Forrest.
17:57Go ahead, Forrest.
17:57That's a nice box.
17:58I like that box.
18:00Whoa.
18:02Say yes.
18:03Say yes.
18:04Say yes.
18:04Say yes.
18:05Do it.
18:05Do it.
18:06Do it.
18:06Do it.
18:06I love you, baby.
18:09Yes, I do.
18:12Yes!
18:13Woo!
18:14Yay!
18:15Oh my god!
18:17Yes!
18:18Oh!
18:19Woo!
18:20This is so cute.
18:22I love that ring box.
18:23Woo!
18:23Woo!
18:24Woo!
18:25Woo!
18:26I've never felt super happy in my life, and this is the best day of my ever.
18:32Congrats, Sheena.
18:34Sheena and Forrest.
18:35Yep.
18:35She's gonna walk in with Molly like that.
18:37Hello.
18:38And she's just standing there like this.
18:42You're automatically on this side now, right?
18:44Because you're a finger.
18:46I don't know.
18:46I've never been in that situation.
18:48What do you mean?
18:49Jovi never gave me a ring.
18:50She gave me one, but this wasn't good.
18:56I'm super happy and super satisfied with how everything went.
19:00Any nerves about telling your family, Forrest?
19:04Sorta.
19:05Yeah.
19:06Ah, screw off.
19:07Don't ruin the moment.
19:08Who cares right now?
19:09Dude, is Molly gonna freak out?
19:11You know his mother is gonna be pissed when she finds out.
19:14I don't think she really want him to be with her too much.
19:17But I'm gonna tell my mom that-
19:19It's the right time.
19:20It's the right time.
19:21And-
19:22I've been waiting for this song.
19:23Yeah, and we've been waiting for this the entire time.
19:25And it was our decision.
19:28Oh!
19:30Drop it like it's hot, Forrest.
19:33Hey!
19:35Forrest out there making grown man moves.
19:37That's why you do what you want, Forrest.
19:39You lay your foot down.
19:41Bravo!
19:42That was so cute.
19:44High five.
19:45When we've had to compare our proposal, we always give a nine because we're petty.
19:48But this is the one I'll dare to say, it's a ten.
19:51Yeah.
19:51A ten for sure.
19:52Ten!
19:53How would you describe yourself?
19:56As a very outgoing, loving, kind-hearted person with great boobs, great nipples.
20:04Great.
20:05I would show you if I could.
20:07At least it's wild.
20:09Let me tell you.
20:11That's your personality?
20:14Let's not even talk about the areolas, okay?
20:17Because they are rocking.
20:21I got some melons at the store, so you can practice carrying all three kids at the same
20:26time.
20:27Obviously, I'll be carrying the baby forever until they're 21, because it might be my last
20:31one.
20:31But then I thought, oh, you can juggle them.
20:33Juggle this?
20:34Yeah, you know how to juggle.
20:35Start just pumping your arms up a little bit.
20:37Do you want me to throw this one in?
20:39Let me see.
20:39Wait.
20:42Does it make your arms burn?
20:44Woo!
20:45Is that how you juggle?
20:45I'm going to throw this one in.
20:47I can't juggle all three.
20:50No, it's too heavy.
20:51Babe, what if my...
20:52These are the size of Jasmine's boobs.
20:54No way.
20:55100%.
20:56Give me that one.
20:59Give it to me.
21:00Is this your dream girl?
21:02No.
21:03That's too much, man.
21:06I'm actually feeling like this could work.
21:10What?
21:10That could work.
21:13Face on the screen.
21:14Take count, Massachusetts.
21:16That's the shoot map, Massachusetts, Massachusetts.
21:19Massachusetts.
21:20Who is this?
21:20Who is this?
21:22Somebody, somebody is Bougie.
21:25I am doing the best I can, and that is plenty.
21:30I'm doing the best I can, and that is plenty.
21:34Oh, I know that voice.
21:35I know who this is.
21:36Who's that?
21:38I'll wait till you find out.
21:42It's Elyse.
21:43Oh, Elyse.
21:44Hot for love.
21:46That's Elyse, baby.
21:47Yeah.
21:49She was turning down Rob, you remember?
21:52He was slopping up.
21:53Oh, yeah.
21:54Welcome back.
21:56How would you describe yourself?
21:58As a very outgoing, loving, kind-hearted person with great boobs, great nipples, great.
22:07I would show you if I could.
22:10That's your personality?
22:12That's what you tell people about the bar.
22:13I have great nips.
22:15Let's not even talk about the areolas, okay?
22:18Because they are rocking.
22:20Can you show, please?
22:23She's wild.
22:24Oh, my God.
22:25I'm gonna go to South Beach.
22:27Elyse is wild.
22:29Let me tell you.
22:30I have seen her boobs and her nudes.
22:34Let me tell you.
22:35Girl, bang it.
22:35Where did you see that?
22:36Yeah.
22:37She showed me in New York.
22:39I want to find the one more than anything in this world.
22:42But, like, my track record is bad.
22:45Like, horrible.
22:48I've been proposed to five times.
22:51And three of them I said yes to.
22:53And I've still never walked down the aisle.
22:56Five times and you ain't never get a ring?
22:58You ain't never become a champion?
23:00We still sit in.
23:01You buy a house, we think?
23:02Damn.
23:03Wow.
23:05This is a record break.
23:07I mean...
23:07Five times?
23:08Not up to eight.
23:09Ed has been engaged people how many times?
23:11I don't know.
23:12I can't get track of it.
23:13Like 20 times?
23:14He's more broken up with people way more many times than engaged.
23:16She's been engaged five times.
23:18Now I have a new man in my life who's super sexy.
23:21I just don't know what my parents think about all this.
23:24Let's see what he looks like, where he's from, his age.
23:28His age.
23:29Babe, where do you think that she's going to meet somebody?
23:32I mean, she's on before the 90 days for a reason.
23:35Maybe it's like a little guy from China.
23:38He's an engineer.
23:39He's a tech guy.
23:41And they just fall in love and she's like seven foot and he's like five.
23:44That would make her parents proud.
23:47Hi, Mom.
23:48Hi.
23:49Hi, Dad.
23:51What's this?
23:52Come here.
23:53Come here.
23:54Come here.
23:55Hi.
23:56Oh, I missed you.
23:57I love you.
23:59Oh, look how cute.
24:02So, what's up?
24:03Where are you going?
24:04I haven't found love in Miami.
24:07No.
24:07I feel like I've exhausted every option in Miami.
24:10Haven't found love in Miami?
24:12Hello, Australia.
24:13Yeah, right.
24:14Oh.
24:14Australia, here we come.
24:17So, he's Australian.
24:18Going down under.
24:20I feel like the only love you can found in Miami is sugar daddy and influencers.
24:25Oh, no, no, no, no.
24:26And crypto scanners.
24:28Crypto scammers.
24:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:30But you can ride a nice car with them.
24:32That's about it.
24:33Get on a yacht for the day.
24:35Get on a yacht, you know.
24:36Yeah, right.
24:36Welcome to what the .
24:39Hello.
24:40Hello.
24:41I know it sounds ridiculous to my parents, but I wouldn't be flying around the world to Australia to meet
24:47just any guy.
24:52He looks pretty good here.
24:53He looks pretty good here.
24:54He looks like the type she shouldn't go after.
24:57Pause the screen on this.
24:58It's all suck toes for this.
25:02Wow.
25:03Look out, Elise.
25:04He's after your man.
25:06I'm really concerned about your choices in who you pick.
25:12My parents have a very hard time trusting my judgment with men because of what happened a few years ago
25:19with my ex.
25:20I thought he was in love with me and I was really in love with him.
25:24But after being with him for a few years, he ended up stealing my identity and got a credit card
25:29out in my name and racked it up $500,000.
25:34Holy crap.
25:35What?
25:36He did $500,000 for her.
25:39Damn.
25:40I hope you press charges on his ass.
25:43Literally, what if you stole my identity?
25:45You're next to me in bed.
25:47And during the day, you're me.
25:51That's crazy.
25:53I dream for you.
25:55If I want to see you happy.
25:56And I think a big part of that is being able to smell out bull .
26:01I'm going to try my damn best to not disappoint you.
26:04To not disappoint me.
26:06You know?
26:07And I'm going to see where it goes.
26:10You know, I have a good feeling about this and this guy, so I'm really rooting for them.
26:18I'm rooting for him.
26:19And then it doesn't work out and he comes to calling your way.
26:22You're, like, .
26:25Here's the thing that I do love about Elise.
26:28Like, she is such a, like, dreamer.
26:29She dreams big.
26:30Mm-hmm.
26:31But then she falls hard.
26:33And then she gets bruises and it's hard to get up.
26:36And now she's going to Australia.
26:38I mean, who wouldn't see a guy half naked in a hammock and not think, damn, I want his kid.
26:44Are you sure you are going to take good care of him?
26:50Yes, my king.
26:52Are you sure?
26:53Yes.
26:54I don't think so.
26:57You don't think so?
26:58No, no, no, no, no.
27:00Why are you laughing?
27:01Oh!
27:03What?
27:03Did you see me laugh?
27:05Oh!
27:07I can't go, but they're going to laugh the shit out of it.
27:10They're going to throw my ass out of it.
27:14All right, babe.
27:15I got a little surprise for us.
27:16A little snack.
27:16What is this tree?
27:18You know what?
27:18I found these at the store.
27:19They're chocolates and they are filled with booze in them.
27:22Liquor.
27:22Ooh.
27:22That is right up our alley.
27:24Look at that.
27:25Cheers.
27:26Let's see.
27:27Oh!
27:29Holy .
27:30It had liquid in them.
27:32Oh, my God.
27:34Literal liquid.
27:36Ooh, they're strong.
27:37Holy .
27:38These are boozy.
27:40How do you eat these?
27:41Look at the mask.
27:42I think you're supposed to do the whole bite.
27:43We've been into it.
27:45I think I'm drunk.
27:46I feel boozy.
27:52Okay.
27:54The ancestor has spoken.
27:56Oh, .
27:57I swear to God.
27:58If the ancestor says it's going to work out, I'm going to freak out.
28:06Uh-oh.
28:07The ancestor's going to say, no, she's a lesbian.
28:12Are you sure you are going to take good care of him?
28:18Yes, my king.
28:19Yes, my king!
28:22My king!
28:23Why it sounds so sexual to me?
28:25Stop.
28:25I don't think so.
28:28You don't think so?
28:30No, no, no, no, no.
28:31Why are you laughing?
28:32Oh!
28:33Oh!
28:34What?
28:35Do you see me laugh?
28:37Oh!
28:39No, my king.
28:40Just stay calm.
28:41She does giggle a lot in her defense.
28:43I will die if that will be me.
28:45Seriously.
28:45I will not be able to keep a straight face and be like, what the ?
28:49I wouldn't, I would naturally laugh, but not in a disrespectful way.
28:54I'm just like, this is not really happening.
28:56I can't go over there because I laugh the at it.
28:59They're going to throw my ass out of it.
29:02I'm laughing because I'm nervous.
29:05I have a nervous laugh.
29:07You have a nervous laugh?
29:12I'd either laugh or cry.
29:14Your husband did not tell you.
29:17Oh, God.
29:18That's scary.
29:20Oh, my God.
29:22Why are you arguing with the king?
29:24Oh, no.
29:27Come.
29:29Come, my daughter.
29:33Come, my daughter.
29:34Don't laugh again.
29:35Yeah, don't.
29:36I'm sure you don't.
29:36Don't laugh again, bitch.
29:37We thought that was a given that you knew that.
29:39Yeah.
29:40You don't laugh before a traditional majesty like me.
29:45Huh?
29:46Yes.
29:46Unless I laugh.
29:50Why laugh now?
29:56Laugh, laugh, laugh.
29:57I tell you to laugh now.
29:59Okay.
30:01Now do it.
30:02Get it all out.
30:03Laugh.
30:04Now laugh.
30:08Yo, this is, you can't make this up, man.
30:11Take it out, girl.
30:12Don't put your knees on nobody.
30:13You can't make this up, man.
30:14I don't put my knees on nobody.
30:15Only God.
30:29What?
30:31No way.
30:33Oh.
30:34Oh.
30:35That was easy.
30:36Yay!
30:37She got that king's approver.
30:39My final thought, which is very, very, very important thing.
30:46I want to see how our waifu dance.
30:50Dance anyhow, you know how to dance.
30:52You must dance with me.
30:55Yeah.
30:56Yeah.
30:57Yeah.
30:57Yeah.
30:58You know how you can tell when a person is old?
31:00The way they dance.
31:02Look at this.
31:03Well, he learned how to do the white people dance.
31:07There's nothing more ultimate than a blessing from the king, so that we can get married.
31:14But at this moment, I'm still married to a woman.
31:20And he doesn't know.
31:21Oh, my God.
31:22Girlfriend should just get that divorce secretly at this point.
31:25Get divorced secretly.
31:27Move on.
31:28And that's it.
31:29Yeah.
31:29Like, that's insane.
31:30He doesn't know that she's, like, with women.
31:33I would have came out with it right away and see what I thought.
31:36As soon as she got there, she should have come out.
31:38She's making it worse on her own.
31:39What's worse is she's lying about still being married, which is a huge lie.
31:43That is big.
31:45Next, it's a woman, which is huge.
31:48She's been with women for the last 21 wee years, which is huge.
31:51She's married a couple women, and he's not into the whole lesbian gay thing.
31:55Yeah, there's a lot there.
31:57We went to the Gondola Mall.
31:59We got there.
32:00Oh, really?
32:01Yeah.
32:01We walked around and kind of proposed to Sheena.
32:05And she said yes.
32:08Uh-oh.
32:09What's the problem?
32:10No smile?
32:11She holding her tongue.
32:13She holding her tongue.
32:14She looked at her man for her man to say something.
32:16Come on.
32:16Show your hand.
32:17Show your hand.
32:18Molly, please.
32:20Be nice.
32:21Be happy about it, Molly.
32:23All right.
32:24I feel like we deserve so much to put some martini.
32:27Look on this.
32:28Oh, my God.
32:28These are beautiful.
32:30What?
32:31The glasses?
32:31And so full.
32:32So full.
32:33I love that.
32:34We live in Miami.
32:35We need so full glasses of tequila.
32:36Obviously.
32:36You know, all three of my kids were made on tequila nights, but I don't have to worry about
32:41having any more kids.
32:42You sure?
32:43Oh.
32:43But nobody definitely going to be consumed tonight with my tequila thing.
32:47Although I still can have more kids, but no.
32:49No quiero.
32:50No quiero esta.
32:58Philippines.
32:59Philippines.
33:00You can tell by the bikes.
33:01I just proposed to Sheena, and she said yes.
33:05So, now, we're heading back to tell Mom and Dev my world is just amazing.
33:14Just filled with so much light and so much happiness.
33:17Ah!
33:18He's so happy.
33:19Now, if you saw your kid this happy, how are you going to deny it?
33:22I wonder how his mother's going to react to it.
33:25Because she told him straight up, don't do it.
33:29Hey, guys.
33:30Hey, Mom.
33:32Oh, gosh.
33:33Hi.
33:35Here we go.
33:35Oh, they're going to do it by the pool?
33:37Here they come.
33:37People drowned in pools.
33:38Just remember that.
33:40Yo, don't even.
33:41I wouldn't even say nothing.
33:42Let her look at the hair.
33:44Hit her with the...
33:45Show her.
33:46Show her thing.
33:48Show her thing.
33:48Show her thing.
33:49Did you have fun?
33:51Oh, yeah.
33:53We went to the gondola mall.
33:55We got there.
33:56Oh, really?
33:57Yeah.
33:57We walked around.
33:58Did you ride the little boat thingy, my bobber?
34:00No, of course we did.
34:01The gondola?
34:02I even sang to her.
34:04And then we came to a little point with tons of nice little flowers and lights and just
34:11a whole lot of people and it just felt...
34:14Here it comes.
34:15You know, like the right place to...
34:17Is he going to tell Mom already?
34:19You know, kind of proposed to Sheena.
34:27Whoa.
34:28Not kind of.
34:29You did it.
34:30She holding her tongue.
34:32She holding her tongue.
34:33She looked at her man for her man to say no.
34:35And she said yes.
34:39Come on.
34:40Show your hand.
34:41Show your hand.
34:42Molly, please.
34:43Be nice.
34:45Be happy about it, Molly.
34:46Be happy for your kid.
34:48That's right.
34:49Let Forrest enjoy his moment.
34:50Don't spoil his happiness.
34:52Uh-oh.
34:53You guys happy?
34:55Uh-oh.
34:55What's the problem?
34:56No smile?
34:58Oh, yeah.
34:59I'm ecstatic, Forrest.
35:03I think I was sarcastic.
35:05That's a lie.
35:06That's a lie.
35:07Oh, my God.
35:09Molly, don't be mean.
35:11I ask you to hold off and wait so she could prove herself.
35:15And then you just go walk up and pull this little sneak .
35:19If you are not going to be willing to listen, what the am I doing sitting over here in this
35:26country then, Forrest?
35:27Oh, my God.
35:29Jesus Christ.
35:31Leave him alone.
35:31He's a grown ass mate.
35:33Why is she talking to him like that?
35:35Yo, enjoy yourself at the pool.
35:37Go home, man.
35:38I know.
35:39Go home.
35:39Get on the plane and go home.
35:40What are you doing there in the first place?
35:45I think you're just being a stubborn ass and you just don't want to accept our happiness.
35:48Whoa.
35:50He's biting back at the dog.
35:53Go.
35:54Whoa.
35:55Did you see that?
35:56That's right, brother.
35:57Just fine for you, brother.
35:59Just fine.
36:00Yay.
36:01You go, Forrest.
36:03Woo-hoo.
36:04Good job.
36:06Oh, jeez, Forrest.
36:08Your life.
36:09It's over.
36:12Holy.
36:12Oh, my .
36:14Oh, my God, girl.
36:17She's going to ruin her relationship with her fricking son by acting like this.
36:22Won't you be happy that your son didn't found somebody?
36:25That he found somebody he loved?
36:27Forrest, go plant some trees, brother.
36:29Go plant some trees.
36:31So Molly needs to step back a little bit.
36:33Yeah, Molly needs to tell them.
36:33Let them have fun.
36:34Like, they have seen happiness and they're feeling happiness.
36:38They were so happy five seconds ago.
36:39But, like, I mean, I see both sides.
36:41So, like, I'm not trying to justify either of it.
36:43But it's like, damn, this got crazy.
36:45I like to watch it, though.
36:48Next time on Before the 90 Days.
36:52Uh-oh.
36:53Fight?
36:53Who's fighting?
36:54Wait.
36:54Now she's back with this guy?
36:56If the one you pick win, we do have sex tonight.
37:00So pick the good one.
37:02What?
37:03What?
37:04But he just cheated.
37:05He just admitted on cheating on her.
37:07Why didn't you make her prove herself before you proposed?
37:10You're going to accept her?
37:12Just keep lying, lying, lying, lying, lying.
37:14Of course, you're more full of s**t than a Christmas goose.
37:18A Christmas goose?
37:19I don't even know what a Christmas goose is.
37:20What the f**k is this?
37:21I know Santa.
37:22What's a Christmas goose?
37:22I know elves.
37:24I don't know who the f**k goose is.
37:25A Christmas goose is full of s**t.
37:27You never heard that saying?
37:29No.
37:29Molly's old school.
37:32I really want to tell you something.
37:34Oh, my God.
37:35Lisa and Daniel.
37:36She's going to tell him.
37:37She's going to tell him.
37:37She's going to tell him.
37:38Oh, here we go.
37:40She coming clean?
37:41I've been married five times.
37:43Five times?
37:44And I filled out the divorce papers.
37:47But I am still married.
37:52Oh, my God.
37:54Still.
37:55Oh, she said it.
37:58Oh, no.
38:00I actually feel so bad for him.
38:04She called me a liar.
38:05She called me a scammer.
38:07What?
38:07She's the real scammer.
38:08You f**k up big, Lisa.
38:11Sorry.
38:11I'm team Daniel right now.
38:13But even though she told him that she was married five times and she's still married,
38:18she did not finish the divorce.
38:19She did not finish her life.
38:20She did not say that she's married to a female.
38:24Yeah.
38:24That's going to be like the icing on the cake.
38:27I love this episode tonight.
38:28It was good.
38:29It was shocking.
38:29But we got a proposal.
38:31We got a beautiful proposal.
38:33Some things are falling apart.
38:35Lisa giggles all the time.
38:37Molly's still freaking Molly.
38:39It was a roller coaster of an episode.
38:41But you know what?
38:42Emma bought things she got broken up with.
38:44Okay.
38:44Let's ride that roller coaster to the kitchen and eat something.
38:47Let's have a drink.
38:48I need it.
38:49I'm so relaxed right now because my baby's rubbing my bunions, rubbing my legs.
38:54Now the show's over.
38:55I can really just like, ah, relax.
38:58Don't look at my camel toe.
39:00Ah, give it to me.
39:02I genuinely haven't laughed this much in such a long time.
39:06Can I like come next week to watch again with you?
39:09Of course you can come.
39:12Yes.
39:13Why are you laughing?
39:14You're not supposed to laugh.
39:15Now you can laugh.
39:16Ask your ancestor.
39:17Wait, wait, wait.
39:19Let me have my ancestor.
39:22Now you can laugh.
39:24They say yes.
39:24Oh, God.
39:25Thank you, my king.
39:27Forever be with you, my king.
39:30Are you laughing to the king?
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