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00:00Hey, what's up, Ed? Hello?
00:05I'm gonna miss the show.
00:07Ed, Ed!
00:09What are you doing?
00:11Why are you dressed up like a mime?
00:13There's no rope.
00:14Ed, please tell me what's going on here.
00:21I don't know why I'm doing this.
00:23Why is it working?
00:25Aww.
00:30And the marriage will cost maybe some legal dues to marry at the municipal.
00:35The partnership agreement, maybe $600, $700.
00:39Why does he not know the exact amount?
00:41I think he knows the guy who knows the guy who's gonna give him a work permit.
00:45Is that a bottle of whiskey behind him?
00:47What kind of lawyer is this?
00:49You think there's something to explore still?
00:53I really do.
00:55Why does he talk like he's...
00:56I think there's something to us for still.
00:58He's gonna break out a magic wand any moment.
01:01I love him.
01:02She said all those things.
01:03Why?
01:04I need money for about the job, babe.
01:07I'm not gonna...
01:11Yeah!
01:12You see, after he wears that uniform, he changed totally.
01:15He looks more strong, man, more sexy, man.
01:19And he just looks the same.
01:20My love, I know what you love.
01:23Oh, my God.
01:25Love a man in uniform.
01:27Oh, God!
01:28Oh, yeah!
01:29Oh, my God!
01:38Babe, where are you?
01:39Hello!
01:46Oh, that's cute.
01:47What?
01:48What?
01:49Let me see this.
01:50Let me try.
01:51It's the holiday season.
01:52What are you doing?
01:53It's loud.
01:54Are you kidding me?
01:55No, I'm very serious.
01:56I'm gonna pack that away.
01:58Tim, hurry, hurry.
01:59I'm coming.
02:00It's starting.
02:01All right.
02:02It is starting.
02:03I'm ready to go the other way, Veronica.
02:05I am so excited.
02:06Who do you think is gonna make it, man?
02:07Well, first of all, I'm just excited that I will not be going the other way.
02:11Okay, so you figured it out.
02:13Okay.
02:14Congratulations.
02:15But now it's your turn.
02:16We're gonna find you a lovely lady.
02:17I don't want.
02:18I'm actually good at being single.
02:19But you could marry someone like Madeline.
02:22No.
02:23Are Patia and Dylan gonna get on the same page about his mom?
02:26Hmm.
02:27Is Greta gonna move back to the U.S.?
02:30Where's her cat?
02:34Dude, is Chloe gonna be able to get a job in Aruba?
02:38A stripper?
02:41No.
02:42Not a stripper.
02:43Someone needs to put you in mind jail.
02:50I can't wait to see what's gonna happen with Greta and Matthew.
02:53Oh, my God.
02:54You're copying me.
02:55What's going on with Greta and Matthew?
02:57It's an adequate here.
02:59Oh.
03:00I had to just do a rollover in the bed, you know?
03:04What are you doing here?
03:06You all right.
03:10What?
03:11It's past your bedtime.
03:12Go in your bed.
03:13Get out of here, dance party.
03:14Dance yourself in the bed.
03:15Get in your bed.
03:17What are you doing here?
03:18It's time to dance yourself to bed.
03:20Let's go.
03:21Chop, chop.
03:28Ducks.
03:29Those are not ducks.
03:30They're some sort of egrets.
03:31Ooh.
03:32I'd like to go play tennis.
03:33I think I still have your old tennis racket in the shade.
03:35I don't like playing on clay court, so.
03:37Dillon and Patia.
03:38Patia and Dillon.
03:45Sorry.
03:46Bit hot.
03:47Okay.
03:48Oh.
03:49Okay.
03:50Who gonna have weak?
03:51Patia, really?
03:52Smack that.
03:53Serve her heart, yo.
03:54Clash of the oldies.
03:55Oh, my God.
03:56Something I will never do with my mother-in-law, play tennis.
03:59Her backhand is weak.
04:00So is mine.
04:01And her front hand, apparently, is weak, too.
04:03Also mine.
04:04I've been in Tasmania for a few weeks now, and Dillon's mom invited me to go play tennis with her today.
04:12Ah!
04:13She gonna win to Patia how she win her song.
04:16She can't play.
04:17Swing it like a baseball bat.
04:20If I worked at that tennis course, I would 86 them.
04:25Excuse me.
04:26Ooh.
04:27That was a bad one, wasn't it?
04:31I have that same dress she's wearing.
04:33You're an oldie, too.
04:34I was gonna say, I probably look just like she does in it.
04:37Mm-hmm.
04:38I've got one, Patia.
04:4230 love.
04:43Oh, my God.
04:4430 love.
04:45I don't know how to keep score in tennis.
04:47It goes 15, 30, 40.
04:49Oh, is that so?
04:50Or is it just because you're hearing her?
04:51No, no, no.
04:52I used to play tennis every weekend.
04:53Mm-hmm.
04:54Pretty good at ping pong, too.
04:55Oh, yeah?
04:56You know who's really good at ping pong, Seth?
04:58You guys could duel it out.
05:00I'm good.
05:01Have you ever played tennis, babe?
05:02Yeah, babe, I grew up with a tennis court.
05:04Now it's, like, really run down.
05:06There's, like, skunks that live under it,
05:07so nobody, like, goes out there.
05:09How did you feel when you knew that Dylan said,
05:12Mom, Patia's gonna be moving here,
05:14even though you knew I hated you
05:16and wanted nothing to do with you?
05:18Uh-oh.
05:21Not helpful right now, Patia.
05:23I was about to say, like, maybe not use that word.
05:25Well, how you can say that to somebody you hate them
05:27and you talk to them?
05:28You tell me you hate me, I don't wanna even talk to you.
05:32In order for me to feel comfortable here,
05:35I need to set boundaries.
05:38Like, maybe not call Dylan every day,
05:40three times a day.
05:41So that's still bothering you?
05:43Like, why does it matter if she calls three times a day?
05:45I'd be like, I birthed this man.
05:48You think that I don't get the right to call him?
05:51Girl, stop calling my man.
05:55Only thing I was gonna do is build animosity between the two.
05:59Between the two titans.
06:01One old and one older.
06:03But isn't that a good thing?
06:05It is.
06:06Because wouldn't you want him to stop everything to talk to you?
06:07Yes, yes.
06:08Because you're important to him?
06:09Yes, but unless it's an emergency, you know?
06:12I don't know about that.
06:13Mmm, she just said mmm.
06:15She just said mmm.
06:16Girl, no.
06:17Yeah, you just got here, Patsy.
06:20I need to chill out.
06:21She birthed that little .
06:23If Copan's dating somebody and I call,
06:26you better answer the phone.
06:28I'm your mother.
06:29And I am number one.
06:31Yeah, not number one.
06:33I am.
06:34Sometimes he'll phone me at half past nine at night and say,
06:36what do you want, Dil?
06:37And he wants to chat.
06:38So, it's not just me.
06:39It could be yes.
06:40You better get in his ear too.
06:43Babe, this is like a cat fight.
06:45But like a cougar fight, because they're old as hell.
06:48Hey, as much as I loved you putting on this costume,
06:51you're kind of creeping me out now.
06:53So, can you go change?
06:55Yeah.
06:56Rinse.
06:57Rinse.
06:58Yes.
06:59Don't come out here naked.
07:00Yes.
07:01New clothes too.
07:02Mm-hmm.
07:03All right, skedaddle.
07:04Ow!
07:05Get out here.
07:14Okay, are we finally in India?
07:15And that crepe looks amazing.
07:16Can we have crepes later?
07:18Manon and Anthony.
07:20Ed, is that your family?
07:22That's my shirt.
07:23Dude.
07:24Oh, shoot.
07:25Did I take off my my makeup too soon?
07:26I think you did, bro.
07:27My last couple of attempts have really failed at giving this grand gesture of love to Manon
07:33with being a mime and the goat farm.
07:36So tonight, I have a romantic getaway plan.
07:41Oh, bro.
07:42We know how your ranching stuff goes.
07:43Bro, literally, your dates have not been going well.
07:44You know what I deserve?
07:48Peace and quiet.
07:51Here, the Terrace du Port, it's open seven days a week.
07:58It's the only stores that are open on Sundays.
07:59That's why tomorrow, maybe I can get my nails done.
08:01I can do them for you.
08:02I heard your mom got nail polish.
08:05Oh, my gosh.
08:06Oh, my gosh.
08:07He's ready for a good night and he's yawning.
08:08I'd be like, you can paint my nails if I can wax your balls.
08:12Regular polish?
08:13Yeah.
08:14Gel polish?
08:15No.
08:16Why?
08:17You can't do the gel.
08:18It's a process.
08:19It takes my nail lady an hour and a half.
08:21Why did she just scamming you?
08:22She's not because I'm watching her do it.
08:24OK.
08:25Not a good joke either, but that's fine.
08:26It's not a joke.
08:28It's how you save money.
08:29And that, I cannot do it now anymore?
08:30No.
08:31Great.
08:32Oh, my gosh.
08:33Oh, my gosh.
08:34I'm sorry.
08:35I'm sorry.
08:36I'm sorry.
08:37I'm sorry.
08:38I'm sorry.
08:39I'm sorry.
08:40I'm sorry.
08:41I'm sorry.
08:42I'm sorry.
08:43I'm sorry.
08:44I'm sorry.
08:45I'm sorry.
08:46I'm sorry.
08:47I'm sorry.
08:48I'm sorry.
08:49I'm sorry.
08:50Great.
08:51Oh, my God.
08:52Oh, great.
08:53Again, that's it.
08:54My nails done, girl.
08:55You know how often I get these hot dogs done on my feet?
08:57Once every three months.
08:59OK?
09:00Imagine that.
09:01Earlier today, when we were down in this historic part of Marseille,
09:06there was this little shop that had some seashell earrings.
09:10And I said I didn't have my wallet so that she would not buy anything.
09:15Why didn't you just buy her the earrings?
09:18How much could shell earrings cost?
09:21I hope I do that a lot.
09:23He always go out with no wallet for me.
09:25I had to pay.
09:26Time out.
09:27Time out.
09:28Time out.
09:29I have my wallet at home.
09:30It's just sometimes I rush and I forget it.
09:32You like.
09:33Andy, I did the same thing.
09:34You know who I did that with?
09:35I did that with Lauren and Alex, but it was by accident.
09:38I left my wallet in the hotel and we was out in the pizza shop.
09:41Are you kidding me?
09:42They had to pay for you.
09:43I had to pay for my pizza.
09:48Then me being the juvenile sense of humor that I have kind of flashed my wallet as we're
09:56leaving the shop to show her and I shouldn't have done that.
10:01Why did he do that?
10:04Why did you do that?
10:06That was a dumb move.
10:08You got to continue to play.
10:10If it's working in your favor, you don't go against the grain, man.
10:13You just shoot yourself in the foot.
10:15I mean, I definitely would have been mad if you lied about having the wallet.
10:19But you always find a reason to get mad.
10:21Well, you know what's crazy?
10:22It's like I don't ever need your money because I have my own money and I'd be like,
10:25bitch, I got my money on me.
10:27I don't need your money, honey.
10:30I apologized.
10:31I said where I'm coming from.
10:33But like I said, you would invalidate the way I felt about it, which you did.
10:39I don't invalidate.
10:41You invalidated how I felt when you dressed up like a mime and just came here unannounced.
10:46I don't know if I can trust you anymore, dude.
10:48Oh, I wouldn't trust me.
10:49Hey, I think you still got some lipstick going on, Ed.
10:52I do?
10:53I asked you if I had any left over.
10:56Or maybe your lipstick's really red.
10:58No, there's probably, it's probably makeup.
10:59Okay.
11:02I feel like I need to be a whole different person for you.
11:06But I'm sorry, Antoni, I cannot change for you.
11:11Man, they didn't even make you to the hotel yet.
11:14What a romantic night, geez.
11:16I hope she can chill out.
11:18She needs to chill.
11:19She needs to come to our house and just be around three kids and realize like how chill your life is with just one.
11:25I don't think I love you anymore.
11:31You could have did that on video chat.
11:33You had to go all the way over there and tell that man that.
11:36Hey, get that cat off the table!
11:40Annie, this is a game I saw on social media.
11:42Okay.
11:43Don't break the egg.
11:45You tap the glasses, you tap the cup as fast as you can.
11:48Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
11:50Whoever does this, smack the egg by accident, loses.
11:55You ready?
11:56Ready.
11:57Ladies first.
11:58Go.
12:02Looking at me.
12:03No, I don't look at you.
12:04I look at the cup.
12:05Why?
12:06Because that's how it goes.
12:07It goes like that.
12:08You almost there.
12:09See?
12:13It's not a slow Annie move.
12:14Look.
12:15You don't want that baby.
12:16I slow that.
12:17You can't fool me.
12:28It was a good game.
12:29You know, I knew I was going to, um...
12:33Oh, yeah?
12:34Oh, yeah.
12:35That's good for your face.
12:41Dingley, we're surely back in England.
12:43Oh, my God.
12:44Look, we're not even sitting next to .
12:47Greta and Matthew O.
12:51I don't think I love you anymore.
12:56Oh, my God.
12:57Ooh.
12:58You could have did that on video chat.
13:00You had to go all the way over there to tell that man that.
13:03And get that cat off the table.
13:05Oh, no.
13:06Not the cat on the table when you're trying to eat
13:08and get broken up with.
13:10Her relationship isn't always 50-50.
13:14Sometimes it's 70-30.
13:17Sometimes it's 90-10.
13:18But, like, I can't, like, force myself to love you.
13:23Deal!
13:24What?
13:25Ed, she's trying to break up with him, dude.
13:27I can't force myself to...
13:29Oh.
13:30Who wants to hear that?
13:32How many times is this man going to make her break up with him in one conversation?
13:35I was about to say.
13:36That's why you don't do it at dinner,
13:38because that locks you down for 30 or 40 minutes.
13:40That food's not edible, so it's fine.
13:42I can just walk away.
13:43The cat will eat it.
13:44I think there's something to explore still.
13:47I really do.
13:49Why does he talk like he's...
13:51I think there's something to explore still.
13:53He's going to break out a magic wand any moment.
13:56She said all those things.
13:57I love it. Turn up.
13:58What?
13:59I knew Mari would've got the job, babe.
14:03Oh, yeah.
14:04You could've told me that over the phone.
14:06And go make some shepherd pie.
14:14Mmm.
14:15Don't give him make signals now.
14:16No, she's giving him the ring back.
14:18Oh.
14:19Oh!
14:20Gave him the ring back?
14:22Oh!
14:23I've never seen anyone give a ring back on TV.
14:28Wait, didn't you take the ring back?
14:30Yes.
14:31Wow, how does it feel to see it, you head?
14:32I'm a head.
14:34I'm just...
14:39I'm sorry.
14:40I'm just a little bit dead inside.
14:43A little bit dead inside.
14:45I'm sure he is after hearing all that.
14:48He got dumped 10 times in an hour.
14:50Yeah.
14:51Don't worry, Matthew.
14:52We'll hook you up with a nice Dominican girl, but you gotta eat salami, and fried cheese,
14:56and mango.
14:57You have to go get a Latina again.
15:00He's gonna have a hard time...
15:02Mm-hmm.
15:03...finding somebody else to replace her.
15:07His first love and his first breakup.
15:09Everyone has one, though.
15:10Apparently not you, but...
15:11Greta is always chasing a frill in life, and I think the rollercoaster just ended.
15:22Think of the upside, guys.
15:24Y'all gonna have some really good breakup sets before...
15:26I think she's done.
15:27...before she goes back across the pond.
15:29Oh, my God.
15:30That was so gut-wrenching.
15:31I feel really bad for her.
15:32Stop.
15:33No, I do feel badly for her.
15:35I've had my heart ripped out.
15:36Look, it makes you stronger.
15:38Look.
15:39Have you ever been dumped 10 times in one conversation?
15:41You dumped me 30 times in a year, at least.
15:43But that was not in one conversation.
15:45No.
15:46Especially, I don't wanna get dumped being served a tofu shepherd pie.
15:50Pie.
15:51Tofu pie.
15:52Okay, it's beautiful here.
15:56Where are we?
15:57Cacti and beaches.
15:58Ooh.
15:59Glass blowing.
16:00Oh, we must be back in Aruba.
16:01Do they blow glass in Aruba?
16:03They blow glass anywhere where there's tourists, Tim.
16:05Okay.
16:06Any place that there are tourists.
16:08And I was right, Chloe and Johnny.
16:11Today is a big day.
16:13We're gonna go meet up with the immigration lawyer,
16:15and hopefully you can give me some really good information,
16:18and what steps we should take next.
16:20Oh, that's a good step.
16:21Yeah, because you got cut off from that bank account.
16:24Hey, we're getting serious.
16:25You're sitting down with a lawyer.
16:26Okay, dude, you ready?
16:28Cheers.
16:29Cheers.
16:30Dude, beer and wings.
16:31Beer and wings.
16:32Are you more of a flat or a drum person?
16:35Drum.
16:36Drum?
16:37100%.
16:38We're not on the same page there.
16:39You can have all the drums.
16:40I'll take the flats.
16:41Dude, that's why we make such a great couple.
16:43You mean like bros?
16:45Yeah, like bros.
16:46Not couple.
16:47Couple bros.
16:48Let's talk about something else.
16:49Okay, whatever.
16:50What's with the eyebrow, though?
16:52That's like the vanilla ice.
16:53That was 30 years ago.
16:54He was the one who started that trend.
16:56Yeah, but you know how other countries are like...
16:57A little delayed.
16:58A little behind us.
16:59We're kinda just looking to see what the process would be
17:04as far as how much it's going to cost,
17:07and we're very interested in a work permit.
17:10Because without work, I have no money.
17:13You have no money.
17:14The best legal way you have, you just pick up a phone,
17:19and you call 1-800-MOM-DUKES, and you can get all the cash you need.
17:24How did this girl not save up any money making six figures and living with her mom?
17:28Who knows?
17:29It all depends if it is a partnership agreement or a marriage.
17:34Woo!
17:35No!
17:36Don't do it.
17:37Not just to be able to work.
17:38When you marry, he can bring you in automatically.
17:41Mm-hmm.
17:42And the marriage will cost maybe some legal dues to marry at the municipal.
17:47The partnership agreement, maybe $600, $700.
17:52They didn't even talk about getting married.
17:54Right now, it's cheaper to get married.
17:56And then after you get married, it's cheaper to keep them.
18:00Why does he not know the exact amount?
18:03I think he knows the guy who knows the guy who's going to give him a work permit.
18:06I know.
18:07Is that a bottle of whiskey behind him?
18:09What kind of lawyer is this?
18:12But the thing is, that process will take approximately five months.
18:16You need to stay in the States to wait for you to come to Aruba.
18:20Oh, she has to go back to the States.
18:22Oh, so your mom was right and you didn't plan appropriately.
18:26Are you sweating from the wings?
18:28They're not even that hot.
18:30I got the Mexican chopsticks.
18:31I think it's the whiteness in you.
18:33It most likely is.
18:34Yeah.
18:35I'm shocked this partnership paper is not this easy, sign your cute little signature on a dotted line.
18:44I'm shocked I didn't do a little internet research.
18:47In what country have you ever heard that any of this is easy?
18:52She lives in fantasy world.
18:53Listen to me.
18:54I cannot stop staring at her black roots.
18:56Maybe she's doing it on purpose.
18:58Maybe she likes it.
18:59You think?
19:00I had to pick that up off my floor.
19:03You dirty boy.
19:05Jonathan and I have talked about getting married and he's definitely someone that I see myself marrying,
19:09but there is no way that it was going to be as soon as tomorrow.
19:13Your mother will be on the next flight to Aruba and snatch you up and bring you right back to Boston.
19:20So she's going to marry him just so she doesn't admit to her mom, what are you doing?
19:23Just so she has pain.
19:24I don't know.
19:25You were like scooting away from me, so I figured I'd scoot closer.
19:27I was trying to scratch my calf.
19:29I'll scratch it for you.
19:30I mean, the plan's always been to get married. Maybe we should just go for it.
19:39She's actually considering getting married?
19:41No way.
19:42Do you think Johnny wants to get married now?
19:44No.
19:45Hell no.
19:46Johnny's still living the dream.
19:47This lady sits in a freaking tree and spies on him like a lion at night about to attack its prey.
19:53There is no way that this couple can get married right now. No way.
19:58I was definitely not expecting...
20:01A sex dungeon.
20:02Yeah, I was not expecting a sex dungeon. Thank you exactly.
20:05That's not a sex dungeon. I've been to a sex dungeon.
20:08You have?
20:09No, have you? I was just trying to be cool.
20:11I was too.
20:12Okay.
20:15So, Jamal, you know I'm a wine guy.
20:16Yeah.
20:17I know a lot about wine.
20:18Let's start with right here.
20:19Uh-huh.
20:20I want to do a little more punchier.
20:22What kind of wine is this?
20:23Okay, so this is going to be a Pinot.
20:25Ah, like Vujio.
20:26Pinot Noir.
20:27This is going to be more of a dry but very light tasting wine.
20:30And you want to taste it and then kind of swish it in your mouth for about a second and then swallow.
20:40Not bad.
20:41By the way, when you're swishing, it's not a mouthwash.
20:44Well, you didn't say how to swish.
20:46The next wine we're going to go with is for people that aren't too educated.
20:50It's called a Cabernet.
20:51But...
20:52I'm educated.
20:53I know.
20:54But this is for people that know nothing about wine.
20:56Okay.
20:57And it's like, literally, it's right up the middle.
21:00The bouquet.
21:02Okay.
21:06My all-time favorite is from my favorite country in Argentina.
21:10It's called a Malbec.
21:11Malbec.
21:12Malbec.
21:13And a Malbec kind of...
21:14It...
21:15I'm about to knock this back.
21:16There you go.
21:17Well, there you go.
21:18It consumes all of the great elements of wine.
21:22The notes.
21:23The legs.
21:24Well, let's give it a...
21:25The bouquet.
21:26Let's give it a smell and a tug.
21:27There we go.
21:28As they say in England.
21:29You're going to give me a tug?
21:30A smell and a tug.
21:31Okay.
21:32How you doing?
21:33Oh, yeah.
21:34Whoa.
21:35Oh, my God.
21:36I can drink this for breakfast.
21:41Oh, Mano and Anthony.
21:44I can't wait to see this hotel.
21:46It better be...
21:47She's already rolling her eyes.
21:48I know.
21:49This thing better be like the penthouse suite.
21:51They didn't have valet, so she's not going to like that.
21:53Already losing points.
21:55You remember that hotel I took you to that one time they had a TV in the bathroom mirror?
21:59Yeah.
22:00Uh-huh.
22:01And they had valet.
22:02Yep.
22:03You say, I don't care about you.
22:06It's complete bull .
22:08I wouldn't be here in France if that was the case.
22:10Why are you doing this guy?
22:11Get out!
22:12Stop pouting.
22:14This is true.
22:15Mm-hmm.
22:16I hope that they, you know, turn around and...
22:19Yeah, and I hope you ordered, like, flowers to the room or something.
22:22And, like, chocolate-covered strawberries to make it romantic.
22:27What the is this?
22:31Whoa.
22:32Oh.
22:33Hell no.
22:35A sex room?
22:36Ew.
22:37Oh, yeah.
22:38Cherries.
22:39Dude, the French people can be freaky.
22:41I still can Americans.
22:42Right?
22:43Yeah, you're right.
22:44You're a dog.
22:46This is already better than a mime.
22:48I'm...
22:49Look, Tim.
22:50He does not have a great track record.
22:51I know.
22:52But, okay, goats and mimes.
22:53This has got to be better.
22:54But there's a difference between, like, romance and kink.
22:56And she might not be kinky.
22:57Shake it out.
22:58Oh, wow.
22:59That is cool.
23:00Uh-huh.
23:01That's a good jacuzzi, huh?
23:03Uh-huh.
23:04Ooh, look at that jacuzzi.
23:05Oh, my God.
23:06Dude, I'd love to get in that.
23:07Dude, I love hot tubs.
23:08I love a good jacuzzi, bro.
23:09Drinking Malbec in a jacuzzi?
23:12Man.
23:13Hello.
23:14You know how many orgies probably happened in that room?
23:16Ew.
23:17I'd be like, somebody get me a blacklight.
23:18Ew.
23:19Ew.
23:20Gross.
23:21Remember when we had sex in the jacuzzi?
23:22No.
23:23That was good.
23:24I was definitely not expecting...
23:25A sex dungeon.
23:26Yeah, I was not expecting a sex dungeon.
23:28Thank you, exactly.
23:29I heard of Dungeons and Dragons.
23:30I ain't nothing about that.
23:31I was definitely not expecting...
23:32A sex dungeon.
23:33Yeah.
23:34I was not expecting a sex dungeon.
23:35Thank you, exactly.
23:36I heard of Dungeons and Dragons.
23:37I ain't never heard of a sex dungeon.
23:40Never been the one in my life.
23:42That's not a sex dungeon.
23:43I've been to a sex dungeon.
23:45You have?
23:46No.
23:47Have you?
23:48I was just trying to be cool.
23:49I was too.
23:50Okay.
23:51Um, so I have a surprise for you.
23:54Oh, no, come on.
23:55So you stay over here, and I'll get that ready.
23:59Oh, God.
24:00He's gonna go put on the mime costume again.
24:02It's gonna be a vibrator on a, like, gas-powered chainsaw.
24:06He's gonna come back in that mime costume without pants.
24:09Winnie the Pooh mime version.
24:11Just the top, party on the bottom.
24:14He's gonna do a sarper and do a lap dance.
24:17Sarpee, my boy, is coming up.
24:19Manon loves the fact that I was in the military.
24:23I mean, I think she just loves a uniform.
24:26I'm scared.
24:28So I decided to dust off my old army fatigues.
24:32Salute to the veteran.
24:34He was in the military?
24:36I would have never known.
24:37He represents our troops back in France.
24:40Hoorah, brother.
24:41We love a man in uniform.
24:43Ooh, baby.
24:44He's like, I'm your sergeant in the army.
24:46Bend over.
24:47I'd like to role play with you, but by the time I get to that point, I'm like, just, let's do it.
24:51What is he doing?
24:55You ready?
24:56Oh!
25:01Oh, she's laughing at least, thank God.
25:06At least she's laughing, which is a good thing.
25:08He looks good in his uniform.
25:10Why is she cackling at him in his uniform?
25:12At least she's laughing.
25:14She has stayed laughing at him.
25:16No, I think she's laughing with him.
25:18Is that so?
25:19Yeah, the uniform thing got her.
25:21She's like, oh, we talked about this.
25:22Ha, ha, ha.
25:23You remember.
25:24That's so much better than the mime.
25:25Okay.
25:36And he just looked the same.
25:37He just looked the same in the uniform.
25:39That's it.
25:40It ain't like the uniform gave him muscles.
25:44Well, it don't.
25:45I'm not.
25:48Woo!
25:49Yeah!
25:51Oh, my God.
25:52Oh, thank you.
25:53Yeah!
25:54Let's go!
25:55Aw.
25:56Look at how happy she is.
25:57At least she's laughing.
25:58Oh, my gosh.
25:59That looks like me trying to be on a trip.
26:01Yeah, but you were never a soldier.
26:04So, you know.
26:06You're a very, very rare breed.
26:10It's just very cute.
26:11It's very sexy.
26:12It's very cute.
26:13Okay, let's go.
26:14Let's go to the hotel.
26:15She like when he looks mainly tired.
26:17About time.
26:19Look like you starting to get out of the slump, Anthony.
26:22When she's mad, you just put in the uniform and that's the thing.
26:26She's gonna be happy.
26:27Let's go to rehab.
26:28Mwah!
26:29Je t'aime beaucoup.
26:30Moi aussi, je t'aime beaucoup.
26:32It's just funny when you said beaucoup, you said beaucoup means beautiful ass.
26:36Well, also that.
26:37Je t'aime beaucoup beaucoup.
26:39Oh, my gosh.
26:41Aw.
26:43That is so cute.
26:44I'm happy to finally see them happy and not arguing.
26:46Aw, my love.
26:47She t'aime beaucoup.
26:49Aw, that's so nice.
26:50You have a great butt.
26:51Really?
26:52It's such a bubble butt.
26:53It's like so muscle.
26:55I'm muscle man.
26:56Your butt is literally just like 10 pounds on each 20 pounds of muscle.
27:03Turn around.
27:04Let me see.
27:06I can't even grab a piece of your butt.
27:08That's how hard your butt is.
27:11I wouldn't say that I'm not ready.
27:14I think we just have some work to do, you know?
27:17Marriage, it's not work and stuff.
27:20Marriage.
27:21It's continuous working.
27:22Every day.
27:23Every day.
27:24Every second.
27:25You get them.
27:28Okay, so I couldn't decide if I wanted to do arts and crafts or snack.
27:31And since Chloe's not here, I figured gingerbread house.
27:35Okay.
27:36I can do this in my sleep.
27:38Can you?
27:39Let's see it.
27:40Let's get the foundation.
27:41You're gonna have to hold it.
27:42Okay, well, you're gonna have to glue it.
27:43I would put that down and just glue the two sides.
27:46You're kind of micromanaging a little bit here.
27:48You're doing it wrong is what's actually happening here.
27:51No, you can never have too much glue.
27:53You can, and I feel better about it now.
27:55All right.
27:56You just do your routine.
27:57The show's coming back on.
27:58Stop talking to me.
27:59And don't get any on the sofa.
28:04Here we go.
28:05Where are we?
28:06Aruba.
28:07For sure, Aruba.
28:08They're probably eating something.
28:09Look at his cute little Jeep.
28:10Hungry.
28:11Hungry.
28:12I'm actually starving.
28:14Yup.
28:15We starving.
28:16Who paying for it?
28:17Nicole and Johnny.
28:18They're going to dinner.
28:19How much?
28:20She's gonna try to get married.
28:21Yeah.
28:22She's gonna treat him to dinner.
28:23Cause she's gonna try to talk him into marrying her.
28:26And he's gonna be like, this is a horrible idea.
28:28I don't know how my mom will react when we tell her, like, it could be potentially eight months before I can work.
28:33It definitely probably will be a I told you so moment.
28:36Well, you know what?
28:37Your mama's not gonna care.
28:38You know why?
28:39Cause she's not paying your bills anymore.
28:40So if you want to be homeless, that's your problem.
28:42I know Michelle just sitting there waiting by the phone call like, okay, any minute now.
28:47When is it gonna ring?
28:49Mm-hmm.
28:50I think she goes back, but I think she brings Johnny with her.
28:52I mean, it's not like he has a future on the pirate ship.
28:55Yeah, why would you want to be on a pirate ship?
28:57Why would you not want to be on one?
28:59Uh, it's weird.
29:00You're weird, dude.
29:01You're more weird.
29:02The problem I have is the lifestyle that you like to live.
29:06You like to go out, have drinks, go to dinners and stuff like that.
29:10I can't support that aspect.
29:12Yeah.
29:13You are expensive.
29:15She probably gets salmon sperm facials, for sure.
29:18And that's expensive.
29:20Yeah, we're gonna be major cutbacks.
29:23Budget cuts!
29:25Excuse me.
29:27I'm going to kill you.
29:28Excuse me.
29:29Why are you trying to ruin the house?
29:33Kim, truly.
29:34I gotta move it.
29:36I don't know if you're ready for that.
29:38Cause you're very young.
29:39He's a smart dude trying to put the ball in a car to make that decision.
29:43Yeah, but I feel like, man, at 23, you don't realize how young you are.
29:47Stop, that is so disgusting.
29:53We need the glue for the roof.
29:55Yours is so ugly.
29:57I wouldn't say that I'm not ready.
30:01I think we just have some work to do, you know?
30:07Marriage, it's not work and stop.
30:10Marriage.
30:11It's continuous working.
30:13Every day.
30:14Every day.
30:15Every second.
30:16Even if you guys are married for 50 years, you still keep working.
30:20Baby girl, we going on five.
30:22Together for eight.
30:24I'm going to tell you right now, it's not going to be easy.
30:26I'm afraid that when it gets too hard, you might leave.
30:28So don't think it's only you risking everything.
30:29I'm also risking life.
30:30Ooh.
30:31He put it on her.
30:32And he knows that he can't support the lifestyle she wants, which she wants to be in the VIP.
30:37Yeah.
30:38She wants to be in the club.
30:39She wants to do the excursion.
30:40No.
30:41She has to grow out of that.
30:42That's kind of part of, like, the risk that you take in love.
30:45That's part of, like, the leap of faith.
30:47What did I tell you about touching the house?
30:49I'm just trying to fix it.
30:50I'm trying to watch Chloe and Johnny decide if they're going to get married.
30:53Stop!
30:54Do not get it on the sofa.
30:55I think if I thought in my head this isn't going to work, it would have already left.
30:58And I'm telling you that I'm more than okay with this.
31:00I'm going to get married.
31:01I'm going to get married.
31:02I'm going to get married.
31:03I'm going to get married.
31:04I'm going to get married.
31:05I'm going to get married.
31:06I'm going to get married.
31:07I'm going to get married.
31:08I'm telling you that I'm more than okay with it.
31:10You think they're going to marry that fast?
31:12We had to marry in two weeks.
31:13Oh, my God.
31:14It's too soon.
31:15What her mother's going to think once she tell her, oh, my gosh.
31:18I'm going to get married because I want to jump.
31:20Come back to Boston.
31:22Mm-hmm.
31:23Well, I think at the end of the day, it's something to think about so we can be together in the end.
31:29We'll figure it out.
31:32I don't know, babe.
31:33I don't know if they're going to tie the knot.
31:34I really don't.
31:35I have a feeling they're not going to do it.
31:36Don't force it.
31:37No.
31:38We didn't force it.
31:39We were just ready.
31:41Two weeks later, will you marry me?
31:43Yes.
31:44You have to get me pregnant.
31:45Okay.
31:48Don't poke me at your heartburn.
31:50And we just need, maybe this will fill it in.
31:52Yeah, just exactly.
31:54Like, spackle, spackle, Tim, spackle.
31:56Dolly, dolly, dolly!
31:58Yes!
31:59Yes!
32:00I have all things in life.
32:02You're worried about that.
32:03Why are you worried about your $20,000 debt that you have?
32:06What a show!
32:07Wow!
32:08I can't even say shots fired on that one.
32:10That's a straight show.
32:11That was a straight Aussie boomerine.
32:13Babe, where are you?
32:17Show's about to start.
32:19Oh my gosh.
32:20Tanda.
32:21Wow!
32:22Look at my man.
32:23I went through the Halloween basket and I found this.
32:27Yes.
32:28And I got inspired by Antoni.
32:29Oh, you look good.
32:30And I feel like he should have done a lot more than just what he did.
32:35Oh, boy.
32:36That's why.
32:37Well, I love a man.
32:38Mmm.
32:39I love.
32:40I know what you love.
32:41Oh.
32:42Oh, my God.
32:44Love a man in uniform.
32:46Oh, God!
32:47Oh, yeah!
32:48Oh, my God!
32:50Oh, my gosh.
32:53What a sexy army man.
32:55Hey.
32:56Hey!
32:57You're about to rip it in the crotch area.
32:59That's why we didn't go with this costume because your package is too big.
33:02Oh, come on, baby.
33:03What do you want, my love?
33:04I want you to change so we can watch the episode.
33:06Okay.
33:07Are you?
33:08All right.
33:09Love you.
33:10Hi-ya!
33:11That was good.
33:12What the hell?
33:17Where we at now?
33:18City Park.
33:19Oh.
33:20Back with Patia and Dylan.
33:22You think you'll ever visit Tasmania?
33:24Maybe.
33:25Chloe's always wanted to go to Australia.
33:26Mm-hmm.
33:27I want to go when they, like, come up with a jet.
33:30They can make it there in two hours.
33:32Do you feel like all the issues are resolved with my mother?
33:35I feel like it's resolved.
33:36It's definitely not resolved.
33:37Yeah.
33:38She's pissed that you said she was a needy mother.
33:40Yeah.
33:41Were we not watching the same ?
33:42Hella's about to break loose.
33:44You told my mama not to call me?
33:46I just said, you know, like, maybe she not calls so much.
33:49Twice a week.
33:50Twice a week.
33:51But not every day, three times a day.
33:53That's too much.
33:54I don't understand why it bothers her so much.
33:56I definitely think we have a good balance with my parents.
33:58Yeah.
33:59Like, they don't just, like, show up.
34:00But even if they did, it'd be fine.
34:02We wouldn't care.
34:03Like, show up more.
34:05Exactly.
34:06Come and help.
34:07Seriously.
34:08Come over.
34:09Help me with bedtime every once in a while.
34:11Bring me dinner.
34:12It's your great idea.
34:14It's not a great idea for me.
34:15Okay, good.
34:16It's like, we enjoy having a chat here and there.
34:18Yeah, but if it bothers your partner, then how is that enjoyable?
34:23It shouldn't bother you that much.
34:24It shouldn't bother you that much?
34:26Like, I could see somebody saying this about us.
34:28Truly.
34:29Right.
34:30But your mom?
34:31Yeah.
34:32Like, nah.
34:33I'll entertain if somebody's like, hey, I don't want you talking to Veronica three times a day.
34:36Okay.
34:37Twice a week?
34:38Okay, cool.
34:39But, like, my mother?
34:40No.
34:41Her bitching more about him talking with the mom would, like, it's causing more problems.
34:45Yeah.
34:46Use that energy and be like, how's your mom?
34:48Was she good?
34:49Yeah, exactly.
34:50You know, I see both sides of the coin here, so there's no side I can just pick.
34:55My baby can be the mom when I get my baby get old.
34:58Yeah, you ain't gonna never leave that kid alone.
35:02That's really sad that you'd be concentrating on that over all things in life.
35:07You're worried about that.
35:08Why don't you worry about your $20,000 debt that you have?
35:10Why does...
35:11Whoa!
35:12Burn!
35:13Why does he keep...
35:14Mic drop.
35:15But, dude, he keeps throwing that in her face.
35:17What a shot!
35:18Wow!
35:19What a low blow.
35:20I can't even say shot's fired on that one.
35:22That's a straight shot.
35:23That was a straight Aussie boomerang.
35:25You got me into it.
35:26I've already told you about it.
35:27Yes, you did.
35:28No, it's funny that you blame me for everything that's gone wrong in your whole life.
35:30I get the blame for it.
35:31Yes, you caused me a lot of money.
35:32No, I didn't cause you anything.
35:33I saved you money.
35:34Seriously, they're over here just like throwing at each other.
35:35You talked to your mom too much.
35:36You're in debt.
35:37Well, you made me in debt.
35:38How did he make her get in debt?
35:39I don't understand.
35:40But she is really with me.
35:41I'm just...
35:42I'm like super amazed here at how calm this fight is.
35:45They've been together for 14 years.
35:46You and I could have this fight.
35:47We've known each other for 15 years.
35:48Not calmly are we good.
35:49And one of us would start yelling.
35:50We could do it calmly.
35:51Probably you.
35:52We could do it calmly.
35:53And we could both...
35:54We would walk away both just being like, F you.
35:55No, F you.
35:56No, F you.
35:57No, F you.
35:58No, F you.
35:59No, F you.
36:00No, F you.
36:01No, F you.
36:02No, F you.
36:03No, F you.
36:04No, F you.
36:05We would walk away both just being like, F you.
36:07No, F you, bitch.
36:09Mm.
36:10Things are clearly not going well.
36:12And there's something that I need to talk to Dylan about.
36:15And I think it might make it worse.
36:19Oh!
36:20No!
36:21Why is that enough?
36:22I need to know what she gonna tell him.
36:24She ain't more debt.
36:26She ain't gotta be in debt, debt, didda debt, debt, debt.
36:29She has a kid his age.
36:30She just found out about.
36:32No way.
36:33She can have a kid without knowing.
36:35Oh, yeah.
36:36She was a man.
36:37It was a man.
36:38Obviously.
36:39A man can say that, not a woman.
36:41Jesus.
36:42That went right out of my head.
36:43OK.
36:44Sorry.
36:45Next time on 90 Day Fiance, The Other Way.
36:48Let me get you some change.
36:50You've given them all the change I've given to you.
36:54You haven't charged anybody?
36:55What the hell?
36:57Jenny making it rain over there.
36:59If you buy something for $60, if somebody pay you $100, it's easy.
37:03Give them $40 back.
37:04I don't understand the change.
37:06She's been around since hieroglyphics and she can't count.
37:09Hold on.
37:10She's been giving them all of their money back?
37:11Yeah.
37:12They give her $100 and then she's like, here's your coffee and $100.
37:16I'm confused.
37:17When I met with Dorian, we already started working together on the skincare brand.
37:23We need to invest money.
37:25Uh-oh.
37:26She cannot stop working, this girl.
37:28Oh, no.
37:29She's about to invest some of their money that they don't even have.
37:32No.
37:33Bad idea.
37:34I feel so dizzy.
37:36You OK?
37:37No.
37:38Is she pregnant?
37:39Yeah.
37:40Shut up.
37:42You like to be petted like that?
37:44I mean, yeah, but I was just very distracted by those extensions.
37:47Are you telling me that you're pregnant right now?
37:50I told you so many times we even be careful when we have sex.
37:54What the hell?
37:56Oh!
37:58Luke!
37:59Oh, my God!
38:00Luke!
38:01Luke!
38:02I am the father.
38:03Oh, my God.
38:04Luke, now you're going to have problems.
38:06This girl pregnant is going to get extra, ma.
38:08Oh, Luke, then Sky walked in that poom poom.
38:11He had the lightsaber.
38:12He went wrong.
38:14Dude, that was such an intense episode.
38:17I honestly feel like we should go on the balcony,
38:20have a couple of drinks, get into the spirit, find some girls.
38:24Find some girls?
38:25Yes.
38:26Before you get to dry-ass Arkansas.
38:27I'm feeling it.
38:28Let's hit the balcony, brother.
38:29Let's go.
38:30Let's go.
38:31Yes, sir.
38:32This episode was insane.
38:34Breakup.
38:35Possible pregnancy.
38:36Sex Dungeons.
38:37It has everything.
38:39No, no, no.
38:40Let's have a drink.
38:41Let's go to the kitchen.
38:42Let's debrief.
38:43You cannot tell the man's mother that you are dating that she is a needy mom.
38:47Yeah.
38:48Nobody's going to tell me that I can't talk to my son three times a day if I want to talk to him three times a day.
38:52Sorry.
38:53Yeah.
38:54I don't know.
38:55But I was thinking about that sex room that they were at, babe, and I'm like, holy cow, wouldn't that be crazy if we opened, like, a sex hotel?
39:00This is tight.
39:01Hell yeah.
39:02Cheers, brother.
39:03Cheers, man.
39:04Thanks for coming out to San Diego.
39:06I'm so glad I got to know you.
39:07Let's lock it in.
39:08Dude, it was.
39:09And the night's still young.
39:10The night's still young.
39:11And you promised me that we would go out and tear it up.
39:13I'm making sure you're not going to flake on me when you get to here.
39:15Look at that.
39:16Look at that.
39:17That's what I'm talking about.
39:18Yeah.
39:19Oh, my God.
39:20Beautiful.
39:21That is cool.
39:22Can't make up.
39:23Good old San Diego.
39:24Dude, you have found the spot.
39:26Yes, sir.
39:27Come visit any time.
39:30Don't know if you can sleep here, but you can come hang out.
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